Pokemon with the wrong... body parts...

[Steven]

Can you think of any pokemon with the wrong body parts to be that gender.

Here are some I got
Castform - Just look below it's head at those two things... and to think there could be a male???

Gorebyss - It has two shells on it's chest area meaning one thing... and I have fought male gorebyss's before... Unless it's like a concerned merpokemon or something...

Kirla, Roselia, and other dress wearers - I don't like to see those dresses on males... :eek:

Slaking - Gosh I hope there are no females cause that'd just be one fat ugly gorilla...

Luvdisc - Wow, I wouldn't want to be a male luvdisc... bleah

That's pretty much it, and also this is just to be take lightly as a joke thing kind of, so don't act serious or whatever like it's inapropriate... post other findings of pokemon with the wrong body parts...

[KenshinU]

Machoke - what can I say? He looks like a muscled man....

Jynx - eeeer... Her breasts? That can't possibly be a guy.... >_>o

[DarkMasterX]

Machoke - what can I say? He looks like a muscled man....

Jynx - eeeer... Her breasts? That can't possibly be a guy.... >_>o

You can't get male Jynx's. There are only females of it and thank God too.

EDIT: Oh and Mr. Mime is one I just thought of, shouldn't female Mr. Mimes be called Mrs. Mime? :banana:

[boltAge]

Machoke - what can I say? He looks like a muscled man....

Jynx - eeeer... Her breasts? That can't possibly be a guy.... >_>o
Um Ken, Jynx is an always-female Pokemon, so it doesn't have the wrong body parts =P

Hitmonchan wears a skirt, so it should be an always-female Pokemon :x

[edit]Darn, X snatched the answer =_=

[KenshinU]

x___x Okay... nvm....

[Steven]

Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee both should be boys aswell because they were named after Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, but when you have Bruce Lee wearing a skirt then you know the world is messed up AHH!!! :goofy:

[KenshinU]

Did the Japanese Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee have "Lee" and "Chan" at the end of their names too? :sweat:

[Thunderbird]

Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee both should be boys aswell because they were named after Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, but when you have Bruce Lee wearing a skirt then you know the world is messed up AHH!!! :goofy:
Yeah, Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee are male-only. :happy:

EDIT: YEA they are both names of Chinese! :biggrin:

[Missingno mystery]

Hmm...A male Snubbull! Jest look at it :eek: !

[Ironshell Blastoise]

Chan wears a tunic, not a skirt. Nidoqueen has a nice rack also ^_^ Sucky Sucky all night long, Nidoking :silly:

[Tamer Marco]

Hmmm.... Try looking at Jynx. If you study enough about it it was actually a ugly form of a black woman. Personally Jynx shouldn't be in games. :hand:

[liquid crystal]

Magmar kinda looks like it has...feminine....body parts... on its forhead *.*
















Sucky Sucky all night long, Nidoking :silly:
Yuck.... *pervert alert*

[Agent Orange]

Chan wears a tunic, not a skirt. Nidoqueen has a nice rack also ^_^ Sucky Sucky all night long, Nidoking :silly:


:crackup:


LOL! That...thats just wrong! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

XD ROTFL!

[boltAge]

Hmmm.... Try looking at Jynx. If you study enough about it it was actually a ugly form of a black woman. Personally Jynx shouldn't be in games. :hand:
Jynx's sprite has been altered since GS or RS, because some random idiot reported to Nintendo about Jynx. Since then, its face has been purple, not black.

Blah. Dugtrio should be genderless IMO. I mean, how on earth do you detect that thing's gender? :goofy:

[Crossfire Chaos]

Look at Mewtwo wher it tail begins...

It just looks wrong. :knockout:

And just look at Machamps chest it looks wrong.

[Steven]

Chan wears a tunic, not a skirt. Nidoqueen has a nice rack also ^_^ Sucky Sucky all night long, Nidoking :silly:
You mean LEE wears a tunic? CHAN has the legs and kicking with weird eyes.

... What's wrong with you... AHH!!! (Volbeat and Illumuse.... oh baby yeah...)

[Thunderbird]

You mean LEE wears a tunic? CHAN has the legs and kicking with weird eyes.

... What's wrong with you... AHH!!! (Volbeat and Illumuse.... oh baby yeah...)
:hand::signno:
u're the one who is wrong... u mixed up Lee and Chan. :susp:
Lee is the kicking 'mon, Chan is the punching 'mon.
Lee has the long legs and kicking with weird eyes where Chan wears a tunic. :ponder:

Jynx's sprite has been altered since GS or RS, because some random idiot reported to Nintendo about Jynx. Since then, its face has been purple, not black.
:dazed::signyes:
In GSC japanese version Jynx still has a black face, but in american verison its face is changed to black. Strange when starting from RS japanese version Jynx's face has changed to purple too... :oops:

[Steven]

:hand::signno:
u're the one who is wrong... u mixed up Lee and Chan. :susp:
Lee is the kicking 'mon, Chan is the punching 'mon.
Lee has the long legs and kicking with weird eyes where Chan wears a tunic. :ponder:


haha I wanted to see if I could confuse anyone and if they'd notice... meh :goofy:

Also, what about pokemon who don't have gender... how do they have kids??? :eek:

[KenshinU]

haha I wanted to see if I could confuse anyone and if they'd notice... meh :goofy:

Also, what about pokemon who don't have gender... how do they have kids??? :eek:

They die, rot in dirt, and never reproduce again. :neutral:

...

[boltAge]

haha I wanted to see if I could confuse anyone and if they'd notice... meh :goofy:

Also, what about pokemon who don't have gender... how do they have kids??? :eek:
Ditto.

[Thunderbird]

Also, what about pokemon who don't have gender... how do they have kids??? :eek:
Yeah, they breed with Ditto, who is also a genderless pokemon... :eek: :goofy:

[KenshinU]

...well...

Or that....


Do legendary pokemon even die? :tongue2:

[Thunderbird]

...well...

Or that....


Do legendary pokemon even die? :tongue2:
In anime, dunno... but in games, pokemon will only faint, but never die.

[Steven]

I was kind of thinking about magnemite not having a gender cause I wanted to wait until they all eventually died in New Mauvile and I know there is no ditto. :rolleyes:

Also, the ditto thing... does it like transform into the other pokemon to do it, or does it stay all gooey and stuff... It seems kind of like doing it to a a big doll that makes babies for you or having it with your dog.... :silenced:

[Prinsess Leia]

In anime, dunno... but in games, pokemon will only faint, but never die.
If pokemon never die explane the Pokemon tower

[Thunderbird]

If pokemon never die explane the Pokemon tower
the gastly/haunter/cubone are pokemon and they are not dead...
the marowak maybe an exception becoz of team rocket..

[Jirachi]

Like in Mt PYRE the ghost Pokemon aren't really dead.They are Pokemon that look like the living dead.

[Ironshell Blastoise]

Also, the ditto thing... does it like transform into the other pokemon to do it, or does it stay all gooey and stuff...

Didn't you know? Ditto is a big glob of sperm. Read his Pokedex entry :cool:

[Agent Orange]

Didn't you know? Ditto is a big glob of sperm. Read his Pokedex entry :cool:


Lol!


You sick pervert....

By the way....your Blasoise in your sig....it looks like it pissing out your signiture. :crackup:

[Ironshell Blastoise]

Thats Rachel's pic


I :HEART: YOU RACHEL!!!one1

[Steven]

Didn't you know? Ditto is a big glob of sperm. Read his Pokedex entry :cool:
Which pokedex entry? Put it down here for everyone to see!

[Thunderbird]

Didn't you know? Ditto is a big glob of sperm. Read his Pokedex entry :cool:
and wait.... do u no that Ditto can breed with male pokemon? O_o

[Synod]

Lmao, that's wrong..


Oh yeah, Snorunt (I think that's the name) has the two little balls on the mid-lower part of it's body. Wonder what that is >>...

[art]

how 'bout muk and grimer? they look genderless too...

[Ironshell Blastoise]

and wait.... do u no that Ditto can breed with male pokemon? O_o

[sarcasm size=250]

[Thunderbird]

Lmao, that's wrong..


Oh yeah, Snorunt (I think that's the name) has the two little balls on the mid-lower part of it's body. Wonder what that is >>...
they are its hands, IMO.

[Shael]

There's Kadabra/Alakazam with those...um...beardish thingies.

[Tamer Marco]

Lol!


You sick pervert....

By the way....your Blasoise in your sig....it looks like it pissing out your signiture. :crackup: Rachel's gonna be made at youuu....




What's up with tentacool? Those tentacules have thingys on the bottom I think...

[Mizu]

:doh: :doh:

PEOPLE PEOPLE!

Boxing originated in greece/rome...so why do you think hitmonchan has a tunic!? BECAUSE OF ITS ORIGIN!! DUH!


XP I dont mean to be mean but...snorunt doesn't have hands...those are his, uhm, coat thingy's so that it can keep it closed...


pervs...

tentacool's thingy's at the bottom of his tentacles are sorta like hands...golly, this has turned into a perv house!

[Jessu]

The little balls on Snorunt are it's hands. He holds his hat close to him so when a cold wind brushes against him, he'll just hang on to his hat cause it might blow off.

And yes, Ditto can breed with male Pokemon. I don't find that digusting. I always use my Ditto for breeding and I don't give a (insert cuss word) about the gender of my Pokemon. So just get over it.

And Steven, here is Ditto's entry in Gold and Red. (Sorry, it's the only Pokemon games I have that I caught Ditto in)

Red

Capable of copying an enemy's genetic code to instantly transform itself into a duplicate of the enemy.

Gold

It can transform into anything. When it sleeps, it changes into a rock to avoid being attacked.

[Ironshell Blastoise]

It is now safe to assume that very few ppl here have the ability to sense sarcasm in other ppls posts >.>

[Agent Orange]

I dont see anthing about sperm in those entrys. :crackup:


And yes rachel will kill me.

[liquid crystal]

All this talk of pokemon....reproductive attributes....does this mean that female pokemon go through menopause?

[Tidus24]

Where in Ditto mentions that he is a sperm blob?
Red/Blue: Capable of copying an enemy's genetic code to instantly transform itself into a duplicate of the enemy.

Yellow: When it spots an enemy, its body transfigures into an almost perfect copy of its opponent.

Gold: It can transform into anything. When it sleeps, it changes into a stone to avoid being attacked.

Silver: Its transformation ability is perfect. However, if made to laugh, it can't maintain its disguise.

Crystal: When it encounters another DITTO, it will move faster than normal to duplicate that opponent exactly

Snorunt lower balls, are his feet, duh

[Cody]

HELP!!!! I'M BEING CHASED BY A GIRL EXPLOUD AND AGGRON! THE SUNFLORA BOYS ARE GOING CRAZY!!!!!! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

[Ironshell Blastoise]

Where in Ditto mentions that he is a sperm blob?
Red/Blue: Capable of copying an enemy's genetic code to instantly transform itself into a duplicate of the enemy.

Yellow: When it spots an enemy, its body transfigures into an almost perfect copy of its opponent.

Gold: It can transform into anything. When it sleeps, it changes into a stone to avoid being attacked.

Silver: Its transformation ability is perfect. However, if made to laugh, it can't maintain its disguise.

Crystal: When it encounters another DITTO, it will move faster than normal to duplicate that opponent exactly
Snorunt lower balls, are his feet, duh

My point proven, kthnx

[Pokemon World Mazter]

Heh.. thats the case for many pokemon. A male gorebyss or gardevoir. W0w.. lol. These are surely some weird pokemon! Heh.. a female machamp... :sweat:

[Ironshell Blastoise]

As someone said earlier, Gardevoir wears a kimono. :susp: And I'd rather not think about a Machamp with boobs :hand: