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Phoenix dx
01-10-2006, 05:03 AM
This is where you tell your riddles and let the other members try to answer it...
If three wrong,tell the answer and put a new riddle
You may put other topics
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You can tell jokes too..

Rules:
>Just answer the riddles/jokes

Okay,here's the first riddle
>Outside,Yellow in colour
>Inside,Creamy in colour
>I'm a healthy fruit

FM-Static
01-10-2006, 05:30 AM
A banana...

Phoenix dx
01-10-2006, 08:58 AM
Yes..

i got one joke..

5 socks were thrown into the ocean,
the colour of the socks are:
Green,
Red,
Yellow,
Purple,
Green..

What happen to this socks?

Elite Four Ivette
01-10-2006, 11:44 AM
Yes..

i got one joke..

5 socks were thrown into the ocean,
the colour of the socks are:
Green,
Red,
Yellow,
Purple,
Green..

What happen to this socks?
I dunno.

(Adding words)

Phoenix dx
01-10-2006, 11:46 AM
It got wet...

Elite Four Ivette
01-10-2006, 11:51 AM
It got wet...
I forgot to laugh.

Phoenix dx
01-12-2006, 09:17 AM
Could someone put another riddles or jokes?Please!

Okay... Here's one:

Big in Africa,Small in China
Has in a bath but Not in Yo-yo
I'm known when you was a child

Jaden0527
01-29-2006, 12:05 AM
I got one(you might not get the answer)
A man was killed on Sunday.The wife called the police.The police came and asked a few questions.The wife answered,the butler was putting away the coat,the gardener was gardening,the wife was sleeping,the limo driver was driving around,and the maid was getting the mail.Who killed the man?

Thanatos
01-29-2006, 12:35 AM
These riddles suck, time for mine.

A completely black coloured dog is in the middle of an intersection. The town is painted black, and the houses are painted black. A car with broken headlights drives towards the dog, swerves and misses the dog.

How did he see the dog?

Pika57
01-29-2006, 01:23 AM
Its day time.




Your imagining that your trapped in an underwater chamber thats leaking. In three minutes the wter will reach the top, and after another three, you'll drown. How do you manage to be alive one hour later?

Thanatos
01-29-2006, 01:32 AM
Its day time.

Impressive, you're correct.

Your imagining that your trapped in an underwater chamber thats leaking. In three minutes the wter will reach the top, and after another three, you'll drown. How do you manage to be alive one hour later?

Because, you aren't actually traped, you're imagining that you are.

Kylee the Larvitar
01-29-2006, 03:39 AM
I got one(you might not get the answer)
A man was killed on Sunday.The wife called the police.The police came and asked a few questions.The wife answered,the butler was putting away the coat,the gardener was gardening,the wife was sleeping,the limo driver was driving around,and the maid was getting the mail.Who killed the man?
Dude, he commited suicide!

gun6
01-29-2006, 05:22 AM
I got one(you might not get the answer)
A man was killed on Sunday.The wife called the police.The police came and asked a few questions.The wife answered,the butler was putting away the coat,the gardener was gardening,the wife was sleeping,the limo driver was driving around,and the maid was getting the mail.Who killed the man?

Hm... Is it the maid? Maybe they don't get mail on Sundays ._.

Pidgeot79
01-29-2006, 06:29 AM
Hm... Is it the maid? Maybe they don't get mail on Sundays ._.
That sounds right.

My riddle:

One day Petey the penguin was going shopping for a lampshade and vodka. He forgot his money so he used his credit card to buy the lampshade and vodka. His interest rate was 10% and there was a 9.5% sales tax. His total not including tax or interest rate was 2 cents. What color is my hair?

Ierdar
01-29-2006, 07:09 AM
Could someone put another riddles or jokes?Please!

Okay... Here's one:

Big in Africa,Small in China
Has in a bath but Not in Yo-yo
I'm known when you was a child
A *****.

Seriously, the letter A. =P

Anyway....Pidge, penguins don't have hair. =D

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

Phoenix dx
01-29-2006, 08:26 AM
A *****.

Seriously, the letter A. =P

Anyway....Pidge, penguins don't have hair. =D

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
No........
Just warm

Ultima Shadow
01-29-2006, 09:59 AM
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

They're all boys, so half of them may be boys, but so are the other half.

Pika57
01-29-2006, 12:27 PM
This has become thread of the lame riddles....