PainKiller
03-11-2006, 02:43 AM
When Clowns attack: Part Deux
Prologue:
Private eye Jeremy Tilt sat at his desk reading is daily newspaper with a cup of coffee in hand. The front page headline read:
Return of The Clowns!Just last week, after a gap of 15 years since the last clown attack, it happened again. The event occoured on 35th street in Queeens New York, right outside Mama Italio's Pizza Parlor. CSI Newyork were the first on the crime scene. They stated
"The body was ripped to peices, literally. We found confettie covering the body and a tape recorder hidden in a balloon. As we pushed play it was a radio commercial from Geico15$ could mean 15% or more on car insurance. We were baffled by this. As of now we have one lead. A member on pe2k named IT. He was taken into custady today." Unbeliveable, belive it.
Tilt sat there in his chair struck with awe. He immedatly called to his assistant, his cousin Terrance Tilt.
"Terrance!" he called. "I got a job for you, I want you to follow CSI New York's lead and try to find out all you can about this IT guy, or anyone else deemed a suspect."
"Ye ye ye yes Jeremy, I I I will g g g get right on it," Terrance managed to stammer out.
"Thats Mr. Tilt to you, now get your rotten carcass out of here," said Jeremy.
On Terrance's way out, we fell flat on his face. His cousin just sat their and laughed his ass off.
Prologue:
Private eye Jeremy Tilt sat at his desk reading is daily newspaper with a cup of coffee in hand. The front page headline read:
Return of The Clowns!Just last week, after a gap of 15 years since the last clown attack, it happened again. The event occoured on 35th street in Queeens New York, right outside Mama Italio's Pizza Parlor. CSI Newyork were the first on the crime scene. They stated
"The body was ripped to peices, literally. We found confettie covering the body and a tape recorder hidden in a balloon. As we pushed play it was a radio commercial from Geico15$ could mean 15% or more on car insurance. We were baffled by this. As of now we have one lead. A member on pe2k named IT. He was taken into custady today." Unbeliveable, belive it.
Tilt sat there in his chair struck with awe. He immedatly called to his assistant, his cousin Terrance Tilt.
"Terrance!" he called. "I got a job for you, I want you to follow CSI New York's lead and try to find out all you can about this IT guy, or anyone else deemed a suspect."
"Ye ye ye yes Jeremy, I I I will g g g get right on it," Terrance managed to stammer out.
"Thats Mr. Tilt to you, now get your rotten carcass out of here," said Jeremy.
On Terrance's way out, we fell flat on his face. His cousin just sat their and laughed his ass off.