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MeH
04-22-2006, 11:20 AM
Man, your so bad at Pokemon...

*you leveled down.

*you lost to a zubat.

*you used a masterball to catch a weedle.

*you couldnt make it past Pallet town.

*you got lost in a cave with flash.

*YELLOW, your Pikachu stopped followin' you.

*you SUCK, YOU'LL NEVER BE POKe' MASTER.

those are a few i came up with tonight while me n my friend were drunk.:crackup:

Lordofgames
04-22-2006, 11:48 AM
My friend once told me that when his brother bought Pokemon Emerald, his bro couldnt get out of the truck! My friend said, "My bro is an idiot! He cant get out of the truck and says he couldnt find a KEY! to open the truck's door."

When I read his PM, I first sat down, and then laughed my head off!

alice_the_dratini
04-22-2006, 01:26 PM
I thought of one, 'You waste all your pokeballs on a pokemon which hasn't been weakened'

Blackzi Steal
04-22-2006, 01:31 PM
No matter how many badges you have, even a Magikarp won't follow your orders.

Is this thread in the right place? It seems like it belongs in the Riddles and Other subforum...

InvertrevnI
04-22-2006, 05:40 PM
My friend once told me that when his brother bought Pokemon Emerald, his bro couldnt get out of the truck! My friend said, "My bro is an idiot! He cant get out of the truck and says he couldnt find a KEY! to open the truck's door."

When I read his PM, I first sat down, and then laughed my head off!

Who Zeldas bro?

Mine:

You got lost in your own room, and there was a big sign over the door.

alice_the_dratini
04-22-2006, 07:30 PM
I thought of another one, 'You get lost in a cave and you have tons of escape ropes and pokemon that knows dig.'

InvertrevnI
04-22-2006, 07:32 PM
You got lost in your head, after you were decapitated.

pokeball
04-22-2006, 08:00 PM
how do you get a pikachu on a bus??
you pok-em-on!! (poke-him-on)
hah-hah, sometimes i just crack myself up.

POKEBALL

Rizaado
04-22-2006, 08:04 PM
Here is one:
"I don't have any pokemon!!"
"Why?"
"I can't find Proffessor Oak's house!!"
"How 'bout you try Birch, at least he's in our region"

The Shogun
04-23-2006, 12:14 AM
Oh, oh, I've had a revelation! Ahem... These arn't funny.

Except for that whole "can't get out of the truck" thing. That was funny.

InvertrevnI
04-23-2006, 12:16 AM
Yeah, how about this be changed to 'How Bad You Are at Pokemon Thread" ?

Zeldarooles
04-23-2006, 12:48 AM
Man, your so bad at Pokemon...

*you leveled down.

*you lost to a zubat.

*you used a masterball to catch a weedle.

*you couldnt make it past Pallet town.

*you got lost in a cave with flash.

*YELLOW, your Pikachu stopped followin' you.

*you SUCK, YOU'LL NEVER BE POKe' MASTER.

those are a few i came up with tonight while me n my friend were drunk.:crackup:

Umm, I'm ashamed to say this, but when I first played gold, I used the masterball to catch a zubat...:oops:

InvertrevnI
04-23-2006, 01:02 AM
I did that once as a joke for my friends, I didn't save of course.

minitrini
04-23-2006, 04:26 AM
Your so bad, you can't run away from a Magikarp.
Your so dumb, you thought Gyrados was a new tyoe of Gatorade. ^.^

InvertrevnI
04-23-2006, 05:04 AM
Okay Einstein, you beat my level one magicrap, NOT THE GAME!

!CeMAn
04-23-2006, 05:17 AM
~You're so bad at Pokemon you told your ratatta to tackle and it pooped on your shoe.

~Your pikachu is so fat it sweats mayonaise.

~You're so bad at Pokemon you used your strength TM to move the couch.

~2 words = Pokemon Ridalin.

InvertrevnI
04-23-2006, 05:21 AM
I belive in only one god, lv.1 wurmple. It pwned my lv.100 Tyranitar!

I hate the link mode, it cheats.

I used a gameshark to get my wurmple, It wasn't worth the t-tar.

!CeMAn
05-01-2006, 03:50 AM
Your absol is so dumb, you told it to use PP UP and it peed on the ceiling!

Ridley
05-03-2006, 07:40 PM
You're so dumb, you're dumb.
*crickets chirping*

Alonso
05-03-2006, 10:31 PM
Pokemon jokes :rolleyes:, what'll they think of next!

Every Villain Is Lemons
05-03-2006, 10:43 PM
Your squirtle is such a greedy pig, when you tell it to use Tackle it eats your Charmander.

theEND
05-03-2006, 10:59 PM
Oh hey, I have a few.

~ You're so bad at Pokemon, you saw this guy fall down in FireR/LeafG, you joined him.

~ You're so bad at Pokemon, you forgot to get your running shoes.

~ You're so bad at Pokemon, you need a strategy guide book.

~ You're so bad at Pokemon, You battled the Elite Four with a team of magicarps.

~ You're so bad at Pokemon, you watered this berry and stayed there for hours "watching" it grow.

~ You're so bad at Pokemon, you met a shiny Lugia and mistakened it for a krabby.

! You're so bad at Pokemon, you're just bad at it.

:biggrin:

RedEeveeMaster
05-04-2006, 02:17 AM
Once I spent 15 minutes trying to catch something with a super rod but all I got was a bunch of level 12 magicarps! :ermm:

Hypocrisy is Fun
05-04-2006, 03:31 AM
Your so bad at pokemon you started a thread for pokemon jokes.

Seriously, none of these jokes have made me laugh. Chuck Norris jokes are the only that that do made me laugh now..

InvertrevnI
05-04-2006, 03:37 AM
I have Chunk Norris jokes....


The angels sang in a meraculous chorus, descended from heaven came Chuck Norris.
And gave a kick which could shatter bones into the croutch of Indiana Jones, fell down into grieving pain. Right then batman turned back to Bruce Wayne, But Chuck Norris saw through this disguise and crushed Batman between his thighs....

Clips from ultimate showdown.....

ON TOPIC:

You're so bad at Pokemon, you couldn't find the exit to the truck in Littleroot.

Hypocrisy is Fun
05-04-2006, 03:41 AM
Um. That was too long to be a chuck norris joke. All Chuck jokes are short and funny

ex.

Chuck Norris pees in a can and sell it as redbull

When God said let there be light, Chuck said, "say please"

!CeMAn
05-04-2006, 06:25 AM
~KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
~Interrupting Miltank.
Interrupt-
~MiiiiiiiiLLLLLLLTAAAAAAAANNNKK!!*
:crackup:

~Your clefairy is so vulgar, you told it to use Curse and it called you a "#$% $?@!$".
:crackup:

InvertrevnI
05-04-2006, 06:28 AM
You're so bad at Pokemon, your Pikachu killed YOU with t-bolt.

theEND
05-04-2006, 08:18 PM
You're so bad at Pokemon, you fought Chuck Norris using a Magicarp.
Then Chuck Norris punched the crap out of your Magicarp and bit it.
He spit out all the guts and crapped on it for fun.

You're so bad at Pokemon, you could choose either Groudon, Kyogre, or Rayquaza as a starter but instead you picked that rock.

You're so bad at Pokemon, you got off the truck, went into your room, and pretended your character was looking at Triple X sites on the PC.

Ridley
05-04-2006, 08:23 PM
You're so bad at pokemon, your starter got run over. http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1194/pikaani1xe.gif

theEND
05-04-2006, 08:41 PM
You're so bad at Pokemon, you tossed the Master Ball because it had a smudge on it.

Hypocrisy is Fun
05-05-2006, 12:33 AM
You're so bad at pokemon, your starter got run over. http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1194/pikaani1xe.gif
Damn, what is with you and torchuring pokemon. Like your original avi. The pika with a fork in its head :(

!CeMAn
05-05-2006, 12:42 AM
Yo miltank is so portly, it got hit by a parked battleship.

...Get it? Portly? Ships park in a port??
*crickets*
:susp:...

thunderlugia
06-10-2006, 02:26 PM
your so bad at pokemon,you catch magikarps and sell them in a desperate attempt to make money but no-one likes them anyway


teacher:ORDER TEACHER ORDER

pupil: I'll have some jelly and icecream with sprinkles and a chocolate ball on top.

LS
06-15-2006, 12:43 AM
but one of them suddenly turns into a gyrados and eats all your magykarp

SuperPikachu
07-14-2006, 03:30 AM
When the Pichu brothers were under attack by a legendary Zapdos,
The Pichu brothers thought they're down!
But all of the sudden, a storm approched and Zapdos gets hit by lightning and faints.
Zapdos thought it was Pikachu's Thunder attack, but it was actually Mother Nature!

LOL LOL ROFL LOL