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Elmo's Heaven!!
04-25-2006, 09:33 PM
Ok. This is a game where you can come up with "You are/Your momma is so stupid that...", "You are/Your momma is so fat that...",
etc. kind of jokes. Rules:
1. No flaming other members
2. Don't take the jokes seriously!
3. Don't take it to a point where you start a fight with another member/the mods have to lock this thread.

I'll start you off:

The next poster's mom is so fat that when she sat on a dollar she made change.

The next poster's mom is so fat that when she sat on a chair it disappeared.

The next poster's mom is so stupid that when she threw a rock at the ground it missed.

Ridley
04-26-2006, 12:56 AM
That is kinda flaming though

Elmo's Heaven!!
04-26-2006, 01:44 AM
That is kinda flaming though
No but if you read the rules it says that it isn't flaming. It's just something to laugh at.

Hypocrisy is Fun
04-26-2006, 04:41 AM
No but if you read the rules it says that it isn't flaming. It's just something to laugh at.
Your so dumb, you made a hate thread...

I win, now try to dis a hypocrite

Elmo's Heaven!!
04-27-2006, 03:20 AM
Your so dumb, you made a hate thread...

I win, now try to dis a hypocrite
You're so dumb, you can't even spell "You're" right.

Espeon Rinage
04-27-2006, 06:26 AM
You're so dumb, you can't even spell "You're" right.

You're so dum, you like East Street.

TVTMaster
04-27-2006, 11:55 AM
You're such a n00b, even good grammar and decent banner/ava can't hide it!

alice_the_dratini
04-27-2006, 08:20 PM
You're so dumb, you try to kill a fish by drowning it.

Ridley
04-27-2006, 08:39 PM
You're so dumb, you'll try to poison an Ekans.

InvertrevnI
04-28-2006, 08:19 PM
You're so dumb, you are retarded!

alice_the_dratini
04-29-2006, 06:15 AM
You're so crap at video games you can't even get past the first level.

poochyena girl
04-29-2006, 06:43 AM
your so stupid you don't even no how to eat!

Grand Master Juan
04-29-2006, 06:44 AM
You're so lazy that you sleep all day...

Jack of Clovers
04-29-2006, 07:51 AM
This 'game' seems pointless. It's all about posting random one liner jokes. Wouldn't the idea be better to dis the person who posted before you? Reguardless, still pointless.
:ermm:

~Jack~

Elmo's Heaven!!
04-29-2006, 08:06 AM
This 'game' seems pointless. It's all about posting random one liner jokes. Wouldn't the idea be better to dis the person who posted before you? Reguardless, still pointless.
:ermm:

~Jack~
Meh, but it's funny. I'm rolling on the floor right now. I guess I should change the concept to the person before you...

Espeon Rinage
04-29-2006, 08:18 AM
Meh, but it's funny. I'm rolling on the floor right now. I guess I should change the concept to the person before you...


your so dumb, you get the thread title wrong :)

Elmo's Heaven!!
05-01-2006, 02:05 AM
your so dumb, you get the thread title wrong :)
You're so dumb, you thought I was dumb.

Hypocrisy is Fun
05-04-2006, 02:26 AM
You're so dumb, you made a game no one wants to play :P

Sky Fire
05-09-2006, 05:18 PM
You're so dumb that you can't even hatch a Slugma!

Ridley
05-09-2006, 06:08 PM
you're so dumb you lost to the elite four with tons of cheats

alice_the_dratini
05-09-2006, 06:43 PM
You're so dumb, you try teach dive to a fire pokemon.

Sky Fire
05-09-2006, 06:50 PM
You're so dumb that you can't get more amateur!

Ridley
05-09-2006, 06:53 PM
you're so dumb, you trade your shiny mew2 for a level 2 non-shiny magikarp with a permanent everstone

Sky Fire
05-09-2006, 07:18 PM
You're so dumb that you can't even get rid of that annoying avatar!

Ridley
05-09-2006, 07:44 PM
*gasp* you hate chuchus?!?!


you're so dumb, you don't even HAVE an avatar

Hydralisk
05-09-2006, 08:14 PM
you're so dumb, that you stared at a box of orange juice for 5 hours straight because it said concentrate.

Sky Fire
05-09-2006, 08:36 PM
You're so dumb that you can't hit a baseball within 2 inches near you!

Ridley
05-09-2006, 08:41 PM
You're so dumb, uhhhhhh.......

Sky Fire
05-09-2006, 08:52 PM
You're so dumb that you can't think of how I'm dumb!

Ridley
05-09-2006, 08:55 PM
you're so dumb you are!

Red.Falcon
05-09-2006, 09:15 PM
you're so dumb you are!
You're so dumb you posted that.....

What is the point of this thread? Oh well, a "Your Mom" joke should help.

You mom's so dumb, she called you a son of a *****.....*

(*Copyright Red.Falcon. The other "*" are for censoring.)

Ridley
05-09-2006, 09:32 PM
You're so dumb, I used your copyright. -----> *

Sleepy Sheep
05-09-2006, 09:40 PM
Your momma's so fat, when she stepped outside we had a solar eclipse.

Ridley
05-09-2006, 09:54 PM
YOUR momma's so fat, NASA has a satillite orbiting her.

Hypocrisy is Fun
05-10-2006, 01:29 AM
YOUR momma's so fat, NASA has a satillite orbiting her.
Your mommas so dumb she DJ's for the icecream truck.

Ridley
05-10-2006, 01:41 AM
you're so dumb, you did something dumb...

Red.Falcon
05-10-2006, 11:34 AM
You're so dumb, I used your copyright. -----> *
That's not dumb, that's smart :wink: .

Your momma's so fat, by the time she was finished walking in front of the TV, three shows had gone by.

InvertrevnI
05-10-2006, 03:59 PM
Oh please, your mother?

You're so dumb, myt little brother had to invent you.

Ridley
05-10-2006, 10:35 PM
Your so dumb, you got an A+. Uhhh...

Red.Falcon
05-11-2006, 10:21 PM
Oh please, your mother?

You're so dumb, myt little brother had to invent you.
No, your mother....

You're so dumb, you stayed up all night studying for a blood test.

As n00bz would say, "pwnt".

Sleepy Sheep
05-11-2006, 10:47 PM
Your Momma's so fat, when she went to play hide and see she hid behing Texas.

Hypocrisy is Fun
05-11-2006, 11:57 PM
Atleast I dont asexually reproduce through a long line of time traveling mad scicentists... Oh crap, thats kinda cool.

Elmo's Heaven!!
05-18-2006, 01:50 AM
You momma is so dumb that when she went to the movies and it said "Under 17 not admitted", she went to her house to call 16 of her friends.


Taken from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Kira108
05-28-2006, 01:33 AM
You're so stupid that you have to listen to a cd saying breath in breath out

Hypocrisy is Fun
05-28-2006, 02:19 AM
You're so stupid that you have to listen to a cd saying breath in breath out
Your so stupid your jokes are just as bad.

Zeeky boogy doog!
06-01-2006, 07:06 PM
Your so dumb you say Wii60!...man that would be kinda cool...

LS
06-15-2006, 07:55 PM
ur soo stupid you thought a peice of crap was chocolat

king agdra
06-18-2006, 02:36 AM
Your mama's so fat she tripped in the grand canyon and got stuck

LS
06-18-2006, 10:52 AM
your mama is so fat when she passed the tv you missed 3 shows (cant think of anythin)

PokemonElite2000
06-18-2006, 02:58 PM
Pointless.

*Thread locked.