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Neo Emolga
04-23-2004, 11:00 PM
Grr, I'm not letting you get away...

*Grabs a massive hammer the size of Alaska and sends it thundering down on Cutemew and all her minions.*

*SLAM!*

Jessu
04-24-2004, 12:07 AM
Me: *makes him blind and he misses, instead he hits the tank of sharks and they eat him* HAHAHA!!!!!!! THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is still hanging upside-down* DO I have to stay like this? This rope won't let me use my Teleport! SOMEONE UNTIE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 Demons: *ignores and still reads "How To Be a Good Evil Minun"*
Drakina: *appears before everyone*
Drakino: *does too*
Both: What's with all the commotion? You are disturbing our sleep.

masaki
04-24-2004, 01:16 AM
*throws CM at Neo and watches them both explode*

Sutiivun
04-24-2004, 01:43 AM
Arrgh!
*Throws Masaki into the giant explosion*
Haha, people!
*Throws grenades at NP, Aeromew, and Masaki*
Fuahahaha!
SS: Sutii, why yo doing this? :goofy:
AS: Cuz I am stupid! :angry:

OOC: SS= Stupid Sutiivun AS= Angry Sutiivun

masaki
04-24-2004, 01:57 AM
*Laughs head off* *bleeds all over Sutii* *lays on the ground*

Jessu
04-24-2004, 02:09 AM
Me: HELLO!?! I'm still tied up here!!! *uses psychic powers and throws Masaki into NP and they both explode* DO Y'ALL HEAR ME?!!! I'M TIED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drakina: *dashes up and unties me and leaps back down*
Me: *crashes onto the floor* Ow....
Drakino: *puts Shut You Up Gum (remember what it does?) in everyone's mouths* Do not disturb us again, or, you shall be punished
Both: *disappear in a thick black smoke*
2 Demons: *are still reading and haven't gotten the gum in their mouths*
Me: *hasn't gotten gum either* HA HA! Y'all got Shut You Up Gum!!! Remember what it does?

masaki
04-24-2004, 02:22 AM
*Pulls out CM's eyes and sticks in gumballs into the eye sockets*

Jessu
04-24-2004, 03:28 PM
Me: *pulls gum out of eye sockets and shuts them, eyes hop into a glass of clean water and get cleaned, I grab em and put em back in eye sockets, opens eyes* That's better, now I can see better than before!!
Sutiivun: *grabs microphone and screams in it*
Drakino and Drakina: *come back and make him blind and deaf and mute*
Drakina: Ha! Now you can't do any of those 3. *goes over to me and lays down*
Drakino: *does too*
Me: *transforms into a human with wings and the hair of Starfire from the Teen Titans* I am also known as the dragon master. I still have the abilities of my Aeromew form.

Neo Emolga
04-24-2004, 04:34 PM
*Explodes into fire and flame, and rises again as Phoenix Angel*

You shall suffer, suffer great Cutemew!

*Flies to Cutemew and chops her atom by atom using his Ultimate Sword of Legendary Chaotic Judgment.*

Tamer Marco
04-24-2004, 04:37 PM
*Uses his Typhoon Sword of judgement on AM* Feel my wrath Aeromew!


*Kills demon and steals demons book*

Agent Orange
04-24-2004, 09:12 PM
*Attacks Marco with Bendy Straw of Judgement, which knocks him into a BIG BOWL OF MILK!*

"What will he do now?"

Tamer Marco
04-24-2004, 09:15 PM
*Drinks the milk but leaves it all in his mouth then spits it out at DP to his milky grave.* Cats come and eat portions of his body.

Agent Orange
04-24-2004, 09:27 PM
*Bats cats away with the Bendy Straw of Judgement*


*Makes the cats FLY INTO MARCOS HAIR!*


"What will he do now?"

Tamer Marco
04-24-2004, 09:33 PM
*Makes cats into slaves* Slave kittys attack!

Agent Orange
04-24-2004, 09:38 PM
*Eats slave kittens*



"Mmm they were good!"

*Attacks Marco with THE BENDY STRAW OF DOOM TURNED INTO THE SPITBALL SHOOTER OF DOOM!*

"What will he do now?"

__/\__/\__/\__Is the repeditiveness of the "What will...." getting annoying? __/\__/\__!?!_______

Tamer Marco
04-24-2004, 09:41 PM
*Uses Sword of Typhoon Judgement to stop spitballs & send them right back at DP* DP:_______________________________________________ _____

Sutiivun
04-24-2004, 09:42 PM
Haha, people.
*Throws rocks at everyone*
Haha, people!
*Throws grenades at everyone*
HAHA, PEOPLE!!!!
*Drops nucleur warheads on everyone*
Buahahahaha! :twisted:

Agent Orange
04-24-2004, 09:47 PM
*Looks around*


"Its pitch black in here...Where am I?"

*Lights turn on*

"Im in a thetre!"

*Barney decends onto the stage*

"Helloo Helloo Helloo! Im Barney and I'm gonna sing with my partner an annoying country music player, for the next, oh, ETERNITY!!!"

"Old Micdonald...."

"AHHHHHHHH!!! I MUST BE IN HELL!!!!!" :eek:

Tamer Marco
04-24-2004, 09:48 PM
You fool! Sutii I thought we were friends!




*Uses Sword in the ground to make a gigantic flood consuming DP and Sutii* Long, live Marco 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA

Sutiivun
04-24-2004, 09:50 PM
WTF mate? We never were friends. I don't think. :think:
*Drowns and falls into revival pit*
Fuahaha! :twisted:
*Causes a volcano to form underneath Marco 2.0 and makes it erupt*
Haha, people! :twisted:

Agent Orange
04-24-2004, 10:13 PM
*Big explosions from above rip a hole in the stages floor and ceiling*

"Im outta here!!!"

*Excapes*


"..But now Im back! From outer space!.."

*Attacks Sutii*

Sutiivun
04-24-2004, 10:16 PM
Wargh!
*Throws DP back into Hell shuts the place he blasted through*
Buahahaha! Listen to Barnie for your whole life fool!
*Takes chair and sits in it with popcorn*

Agent Orange
04-24-2004, 10:21 PM
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!"


*Purple hands drag him away*

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 12:08 AM
Muahahahaha!
*Throws tellitubies into hell*
Muahahaha!!!!
*Throws a mic at Barnie for use and seals the place so only DP can hear Barnie*
Muahahaha! Tellitubbies AND Barnie! :twisted:

Jessu
04-25-2004, 01:06 AM
Me: *comes back in Phoenix form* What fools. Do y'all even know the power of me? *opens up a swirling vortex of fire and it sucks Sutiivun and Dark Luddico to hell* Drakina, your turn.
Drakina: *opens up a vortex to the Matrix movies to where they are making it and NP gets sucked into it*
Drakino: *opens a vortex to heaven and the rest gets sucked up into it*

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 02:32 AM
Arrgh!
*Because he's such an :angel: he can get out of hell*
*Plays freaky harp*
Lalalalala.
*Cracks CM's eardrums*
Muahahaha! :biggrin:

Jessu
04-25-2004, 03:13 AM
Me: My eardrums don't crack. *grabs microphone turned all the way up and screams her lungs out to make Sutiivun deaf* Oh yeah.. *burps very loud* Ahhhh that was good...
Drakina and Drakino: Good thing we don't have ears!

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 03:16 AM
Good things I had earplugs in! I didn't want to make myself deaf when I tried to make you deaf!
*Jumps up and beats Drakina and Drakino until they're dust*
Buahahaha!!! :twisted:

Jessu
04-25-2004, 03:31 AM
Sutiivun: *hands pass through the bodies of Drakino and Drakina*
Drakino: Idiot. We are psychic.
Drakina: So what if we seem small to you?
Drakino:That doesn't mean you get to try to kill us.
Drakina: Would you like to do the honors, Drakino my evil brother?
Drakino: Yes. *looks at Sutiivun and smirks* So what if you're an angel. *pokes his halo with demon horn and it goes away* I can make you go to hel if you're an angel or not. *opens a firey vortex down to hell* Say bye bye to your last second of brightness. *Sutiivun gets sucked and vortex closes, quickly runs to the book of good people and erases Sutiivun's name, runs to the book of bad people and writes Sutiivun's name down*

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 03:49 AM
*Hops out of hell*
Now that I'm a devil, I can enter and exit hell as I want!
*Turns back into angel*
:angel: Now you will see overwhelming light!
*Causes a brilliant flash to occur, leaving the D siblings blind*
Yay! :angel:

Jessu
04-25-2004, 04:08 AM
Drakina: That doesn't effect us.
Drakino: Yeah.
Drakina: I shed light all the time.
Drakino: We are both used to it.
Drakina: Yes, and there is no way you can beat us.
Drakino: Yeah, so just try.

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 04:26 AM
Arrgh!
*Throws grenades at Aeromew*
Buahaha!
*Throws Aeromew into hell*
Go along with all of your demon friends!
*Runs away from the D siblings*
AAHHHH!!!

Jessu
04-25-2004, 05:06 AM
Drakino: *smirks and xtremespeeds to where he is in front of him, vines come from nowhere* NEVER run from me or my sister. Now, you shall face severe consequences. *Drakina and Drakino fuse to be come the neutral sided Drakinoa*
Drakinoa: Now, feel the wrath of the squeeze of doom!!!!! *vines squeeze Sutiivun to death*
Me: *relaxes into spa when grenades come in* So, how has y'all's day been?
Grenades: Oh, it's been dandy!
Me: Say, could y'all do a favor for me?
Grenades: Sure!
Me: *whispers to them*
Grenades: OK! *gets out, go up Sutiivun's butt, and explode*

Agent Orange
04-25-2004, 12:33 PM
*Thumps on walls of Hell*


"Let me out! I don't belong here!"

"Dark is only a NAME!!!" "A NAME!!!!"

Barney: :paranoid:

Telatubbys: :paranoid:


"And bingo was his name O!"

"GooGoo blah blah"
*
*Multicolored hands grab back of his shirt*

*Is dragged away*

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Tamer Marco
04-25-2004, 03:36 PM
*Sees the tellitubbys* Tellytubbys attack DP Sutii and AM! * Tellitubbys use laser beams and educational television to kill them* YAY!

Jessu
04-25-2004, 04:03 PM
Me: I'm in heaven you dolt.
Drakina: Yeah, besides, she's working out a deal with the Teletubbies anyway.
Drakino: Yeah, so don't bother her.
Me: So anyway, if I create 2 new teletubbies, will you let Dark Pikachu out and not to ever bug him or me?
Teletubbies: *nod*
Me: Ok, first, go get DP outta there, and by the time you come back up, you will see your 2 new freinds.
Teletubbies: *go down to hell and get DP out*
Me: *creates a pink teletubbie and a white teletubbie*
Teletubbies: *come back up, pick up the two new teletubbies, and go back down to hell*

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 04:05 PM
Yeah, I'm a freacking person that's dead! :angel: But I think I'll come back to life now!
*Throws empty body into revival pit and jumps out*
Muahahaha! Face the wrath of rubber duckies!
*Throws rubber duckies at Marco 2.0*
Muahahaha!!!! :twisted:

Tamer Marco
04-25-2004, 04:11 PM
Yeah, I'm a freacking person that's dead! :angel: But I think I'll come back to life now!
*Throws empty body into revival pit and jumps out*
Muahahaha! Face the wrath of rubber duckies!
*Throws rubber duckies at Marco 2.0*
Muahahaha!!!! :twisted: *Puts grenades in bombs and throws them back at Sutii* YES YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 04:16 PM
*Runs and hides under a rock*
Haha! :silly:
*Drops nucleur warheads on Marco 2.0 and kicks his ashes*
Muahahaha!!! I rulez da houz! :tongue:

Tamer Marco
04-25-2004, 04:19 PM
*Ashes reform making Marco 3.0* HA! Can you stop me now?

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 04:21 PM
Uggh... yeah.
*Blasts Marco 3.0's head off with a rocket launcher leaving him decapitated*
Muahahaha!!!!
*Cuts of Aeromews head and puts it on Marco 3.0*
Muahahaha!!!! :twisted:

Tamer Marco
04-25-2004, 04:25 PM
Thanks man now i'm in heaven! *Plays golf with Jesus* This is fun!

Agent Orange
04-25-2004, 04:51 PM
"Yay im back!"

"Thanks CM!"

*Golf ball falls from sky and hits head*

"What the?!"

Jessu
04-25-2004, 04:58 PM
Me: *gets the head back* YOU B*S*A*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *makes Sutiivun watch the teletubbies for the rest of his life, including the two new ones* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *brings grenades back to life*
Grenades: *go up Sutiivun's butt and explode*
Drakino: Now, prepare for total embarrasment... *steal Sutiivun's undies and makes them go in the newspaper* Drakina, catch!
Drakina: *catches Sutiivun's undies and runs off with them*

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 06:32 PM
Ahhh, my undies!
*Stops time, runs into a store, and buys new ones*
Whew that was close!
*Runs away from tellitubies using supersonic speed*
Buahahahaha!!!!!
*Throws Barney at Aeromew*
Muahahaha!!!!! :twisted:

Agent Orange
04-25-2004, 06:36 PM
*Blocks Barney with a large piano*


"You going down underpants boy!"

*Gives Sutii a Supersonic Wedgie with a forklift*

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 06:38 PM
AAAHHHHHH!!!!
*Pokes DP's eye out because he see's his @$$*
Haha, I always knew it would make an eye fall out!
*Puts on spare undies*
There, now I want some privacy!! perverts...
*Runs into room*

Agent Orange
04-25-2004, 06:41 PM
"Thank God my eyes fell out because that was a disturbing image..."

*Goes to store and buys two eyepatches*

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 06:45 PM
*Huddles in corner and drops nukes on everyone*
Haha, people!
*Stays in room*
They don't even know who's dropping the nukes on them!!! :crackup:

Agent Orange
04-25-2004, 06:54 PM
*Is still at store*


"*Whisleing* :whistle: ....boom....Wow...that sounded like an A-Bomb being dropped somewhere far away...wait....UNDERPANTS MAN BLEW UP LOOKIE!!!!"

Customers in Store: .... :eh: ....

Manager: *Dials cell phone* "Hello? Foamy Walls Institution? Id like to report an insane person in my shop..."

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 07:11 PM
*Gets telescope and watches DP get ran out of store by an angry mob*
Haha, DP! You were telling the truth but they think your insane!
*Drops a nuke on the store*
You should've believed DP! :naughty:

Agent Orange
04-25-2004, 07:17 PM
*His fryed skeleton gets blasted throgh the air and lands in the revival pit*


*Jumps out fully rejuvinated*


*Sneaks up behind Sutii and snaps his neck*


"Now I will put you in the cookies from the old soda thread."

*Puts him in cookies and is strongly reminded of the good old days when Allie and Syrus and me spent the nights Randomly Roleplaying in the soda thread.*

"Ahh...bliss"

*Absentmindedly takes a bite of cookie*

"Yuk!"

Tamer Marco
04-25-2004, 07:24 PM
Evil telitubby's attack! *Telitubbys kill DP and Sutii* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Agent Orange
04-25-2004, 07:26 PM
"Aww....crap."


*Falls from high up and lands in revival pit*


"Doom on you Marco!"

Jessu
04-25-2004, 08:09 PM
Drakino: Now, ALL of you, prepare for XTREME EMBARRASMENT. *nabs everyone's clothes and undies and all the clothes in the world and sends the clothes and undies to the core of the earth*
Drakina: *puts Suti's other undies in core too*
Drakino: Now, LIVE IN THE WORLD OF NAKEDNESS LIKE US POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drakina: *laughs and high 5's her bro* Nice one.
Drakino: Thanks sis.

Grand Duke
04-25-2004, 08:37 PM
Yay, the madness from the old PE2k forums!

*Sneaks in wearing a Penut Better Jelly Bannana Costume*

:banana:
It's penut butter jelly time!
:banana:

Sutiivun
04-25-2004, 08:50 PM
EW!!!!
*Runs into a store and steals a ton of clothes*
Haha, people!
*Watches the dancing banana*
o.O
*Shoots the banana*
Buahahaha!!!! :twisted:

Neo Emolga
04-25-2004, 08:59 PM
Nah ha ha ha!!!

*Turns Cutemew into the Trix Rabbit*

*Knocks her on the head with a gaint mallet.*

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!

Grand Duke
04-25-2004, 09:19 PM
Nooo! The bannana!
You're making me angry, Sutiivun, and you won't like me when i'm angry!

*Steam blows off of ears*

Jessu
04-25-2004, 09:34 PM
Drakino: Sutiivun, are you stupid? I just nabbed every peice of clothing there ever was and sent them to the core of the earth. *nabs his new clothes and sends them to the core* HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drakina: *stuffs grenades in Suti's ears, eyes, mouth, nostrils, butt, and the last little..... thingy.... :sick:* HA!!! *runs away and grenades explode*

Grand Duke
04-25-2004, 09:39 PM
Nooo! I was supposed to destroy Sutiivun!

Now i'm really mad!

*Revives Sutiivun from the dead*

*Teleports Neo Pikachu to the area we're at*

*Joins forces with all of them*

Now, brothers, CHARGE!

Fight for your fallen clothes!!!

*Charges toward Drakino and Drakina*

Neo Emolga
04-25-2004, 09:52 PM
Agh, must... fight for my black leather jacket...

*Shakes soda can, and blasts Cutemew with fizzy soda.*

Narg! Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!!!

Grand Duke
04-25-2004, 10:00 PM
For my Full Steel Body Armor!!!

*Goes in between Drakino and Drakina*

*Drakino and Drakina try to chuck grenades at me*

*I duck and they hit each other*

Bwhahahahahaha! Look who's laughing now! :twisted:

Tamer Marco
04-25-2004, 10:33 PM
*Duke gets killed from a dog named Duke that's reallly pooked* HA! How do you think you're death would feel if he wasn't tired! Now Duke my evil doggy go after Sutii, DP, CM and her little pets too!

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 12:32 AM
*Gets reincarnated by Druid Peons*

Druid Peons - entangle the Dog!!!

With the magic of the druids, vines plop out of the ground and entangle Duke the Dog!

Hah! I expect you to yeild to the Universal Army!

*Roman-Like Troops march from the east*
*Spartan-Like Troops march from the west*
*Barbarian-Like Troops march from the north*
*Druid/Mage-Like Troops march from the south*
*English-Like Troops march from the north-west.*
*Arabian-Like Troops march from the south-west.*
*Asian-Like Troops march from the north-east.*
*Troops Similar to Every Other Nation march from the south-west*

*Airships and UFOs roam the skies*
*Warships and Fragilates roam the seas*
*Lions and other tamed beasts roam the land*
*Radioactive Earthworms roam the underground*
*Alien reinforcements are on stand-by*
*M-16A2 Weilder reinforcements are on stand-by*
*King Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable are on stand-by*
*All of Middle-Earth is on stand-by*
*The Grey Havens are on stand-by*

HAH!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 01:20 AM
"Hell, CM, Im a Pikachu...I dont give a damn what I wear."


*Shocks CM*

Sutiivun
04-26-2004, 01:24 AM
*Makes his own personal place with over 1,000,000 clothes*
Buahaha!!!
*Shoves grenades up CM's butt while deactivating all of the ones even in the... :dazed: never mind*
Buahahaha!!!!!!
*Watches CM die*
Buahahaha!!! Thanks Grand Duke! :cool:

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 01:28 AM
"The wicked witch is dead! The wicked witch is dead! The perverted wicked witch is dead!"

*Clothes rain from the sky*


*Lollypop kids do preformance*

Sutiivun
04-26-2004, 01:32 AM
Yay!!
*Puts add in paper saying perverted person is gone*
Yay for clothes!!
*Everyone jumps up and down*
Hooray!! :happy:

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 01:35 AM
"Gee well, this is all good and dandy."


"I can stop throwing up everytime I open my eyes. Yay!"

*Shoves CM's carcass into center of earth*


"Die more, perv!"

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 01:43 AM
It's not over yet!

*Hires an exorcist to entrap CM's spirit into a urn in which it shall be forever!*

*Burries the urn 100 meters underground*

*Covers the urn with a glass case*

*Puts the glass case in a crate*

*Puts the crate in a metal box*

*Puts the metal box in a small bookbag*

*Puts small bookbag in one of those bigger ones that roll*

*Puts the big bookbag in a giant tupperware*

*Puts the 100 meters of soil on the giant tupperware*

*On top puts a stone*

In the stone it is written:

Here lies CM and Drakino and Drakina
R.I.P - Rest in Pieces!

May they rest knowing
They shall never escape
And the above-grounders
Shall forever be at peace

Now it is over *I hope*

Not yet-

*Builds a maximum security prison-like building on top of stone*

*Covers stone with glass*

*Now people may visit the building and point fingers and laugh at the end of the C-M era, and party at a new era of peace!*

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 01:45 AM
"Peace...And Clothing!"


*Does Nixon style Peace sign*

*Crowd cheers*


*Fires rounds into general area of where the Wicked Witch was buried*

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 01:49 AM
*Mocking C-M, builds clothing stores on all sides around the "museum" of C-M's burial*

And since I'm feeling happy, I shall release Dark Luddico's dog.

*Vines go away and dog runs back to owner*

The only way C-M may return is by poessesing a mind of the clothless! And if she does, she shall have the Universal Army after her *look above a few posts for what it contains*

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 01:52 AM
"What happend to the kill-happy part of this thread?"


*Builds CM doll*

*Blows it to bits*

"Yay!"

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 02:00 AM
*Graffities all over glass case which has the stone on top of the burial.*

Revenge is sweet!

Now since that controversey is over...

*Ressurects the Penut Butter Jelly Bannana*

:banana:
♪It's penut butter-jelly time!♪
:banana:

*stomache rumbles*

Oh, I never noticed how hungry I am

*Accidentally eats the penut butter-jelly bannana.*

Oh well, I'll just ressurect it again!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 02:05 AM
"Yes well....time to make this thread interesting."


*Puts on eyepatches*


*Gets in forklift*

*Uses the force to chase Duke with lift*

♪"Oh...RUN FROM THE WEDGIE OF DOOM!"♪

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 02:13 AM
Ahhh!!! MOMMY!!!

*Flees to palace*

Universal Army! A new threat is here! Dark Pikachu has gone insane and almost crushed me with a forklift! How shall we respond to this threat?!

Tank General: Crush the forklift with bigger vehicles!!!
Air Force General: Bomb the forklift!!!
Navy Admiral: Launch Tomahawk missiles by sea on the forklift!
Old-Age Infantry General: Ride out and meet them!
New-Age Infantry General: Send out Delta Force!
Super Weapons General: Duke, NUKE'EM! <---(Duke Nukem spoof)
Secretary of Negotiations: I say we surround the forklift in land, sea, and air and then send out a messenger rider to accept Dark Pikachu's surrender.

Me: And what will be the terms

Negotiation Secretary: He gives us the forklift and leaves while we blow the truck into scrap!

Me: Great idea! No one will die, but something will blow up!

*Deploys the operation*

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 02:17 AM
Commander: Give us the forklift!

Me: Ok...BUT IT WILL COST YOU!

Commander: What are your terms?

Me: Bananas! And lots of em!

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 02:24 AM
Hah! All you want is bannanas!

*Gathers druids and all other magic folk to the palace*

Magcians of this world, how shall we answer to the request of bannanas!

Druid: Give 'em the bannas, but they'll get hit by something they won't expect, poison!

Me: Speak more of your plan.

Druid: We can restore bannanas from the stomaches of monkeys, and since us druids are good at both ressurecting and herblore, we can make food poisons!

Me: Is this poison fatal?

Druid: Us druids never went that far to make fatal poisons, just the ones that give the victim a lot of diahrea and stomache ache!

Me: Alright, lets do it!

*A few hours later, a truck comes filled with bannanas, and little does Dark Pikachu know, it's full of poison (non fatal though)*

Cody
04-26-2004, 08:08 PM
♪♪ "Where did you get those things, DP?



Oh, the bananas are poison." :tongue3:

* kills random fat guy that escaped *

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 08:18 PM
"No they arent. Look."

*Eats banana*

"..."

"..!.."

"BATHROOM!!!"

*Runs into restroom*

Joe Moma
04-26-2004, 08:23 PM
*Throws a bomb in the toliet before DP sits down* When he farts it triggers a fuse *BOOOOOOOM*

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 08:39 PM
*Is blown into survival pit*

*Revives*


"Oh now you are going down Joe!"


*Gives Joe Supersonic Wedgie with forklift*

*Gets out*

*While he is hanging, I close my eyes and use the force to beat him with a club, which K.Os him*

"Ha! :twisted:

*Drives Forklift to place where the wicked perv is buryed*


*Digs deep hole to her grave*

*Locks Joe in with her ghost*


*Covers up hole*


"DO YOUR WORST CM!"

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 08:40 PM
In the Kingdom down yonder:

Messenger: Sire! It has been severe chaos in the outskirts!
Me: Go on, messenger.
Messenger: There was an assination attempt against DP which failed and DP got revenge very badly. I fear the assinator will come back and inflict more chaos!
Me: Messenger, go out and tell the magicians of this kingdom to make sure whoever is dead never comes back! Tell them to do the same thing they did to CM!
Messenger: Yes sire!
Me: Thank you *tips messenger*

Joe Moma
04-26-2004, 08:46 PM
*comes back to life* I'm a GUY *Picks up DP and reams his head throw a door and cuts off his legs and rams them throw his eyes* *Pulls out a crome 45and caps off his head* *and then pee's on him*

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 08:47 PM
*Revives*


"You sick pig."


*Incapacitates him*

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 08:50 PM
*Magician storms in the castle*

Mage: Sire! It will be suicide for us to go there now! Joe just came back to life and is tormenting DP! We would be too late!
Me: Very well then, you shall return back to home and spread the word to the other magicians that the march has been cancelled.
Mage: Thank you, sire!
Me *talking to Royal Guard*: My fair guard, tell the infantry forces to ride out and keep peace!
Guard: H-how shall they achieve that?
Me: By killing one of them, I am not sure who though.
Me: Eni-meanie-miney-moe, catch a tiger by the toe, my mother says to pick the one deserving to die the most and that is - DP! Send a few excorsists to so DP can fight CM in the World of Spirits!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 08:53 PM
*Is sitting on Joes head*

"Say uncle!"


*Is killed from behind by calvilry*


*Awakens in spirt world*

"Oh crud..."

"CM's in here..."

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 08:56 PM
Calvery Leader: Sire, I am glad to report that the raid was succesful, and DP is now in the spirit world.
Me: Excellent! Now get a powerful mage in here that can help me view this fantastic fight! And also get me chips, soda!
Leader: Yes sire!
Me: And also tell the mage to be really prepared, I may tell him to teleport weapons to the battle field to make the fight more interesting. It will be a REAL Super Smash Bros. Melee!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 08:57 PM
"I sense a disturbance...CM is online... :paranoid: "

"This is gonna be hard"

Joe Moma
04-26-2004, 08:57 PM
*Cuts off DP"s head and cuts off GD's head and switches their heads and caps them up their butts haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 09:00 PM
OOC: I say we ignore all posts by Joe. What do you think Duke? I mean, he makes this thread lame. According to this post, he just killed a ghost. :rolleyes:

Joe Moma
04-26-2004, 09:03 PM
I've always been a ghost :goofy: *trapts DP in the dead zone*

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 09:03 PM
*Mage comes in*
Mage: I'm here!
Me: Yeah! It's time for some extreme fighting!
Me *yelling to the royal guard*: Come on guys! The fight is going to start soon! Be sure to bet on who you think will win!
Mage: Ok, I'm hooked in to the spirit world. Stand-by.
*In a gigantic crystal ball the THX logo appears*
*The New Line Cinema Logo appears*
*Mortal combat music starts and we can see the arena now and DP is getting pumped*
Me: Alright Mage, before we begin, hide the following items around the arena!

*M-16A2
*Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher
*Grenades
*Ray Gun
*Hammer
*Baseball Bat
*Metal Box
*Bunny Hood
*Fan
*Star Wand
*Food
*Bombs
*Mines
And hide this in the most secret place of all:
*Mini-nuke

Also get a reffere in there, I dont want this fight to be short and dirty.

Nah there's always a way to counter Joe's post, especially with an army as massive as mine.

*Druids restore both bodies in the spirit world and on Earth*

Joe Moma
04-26-2004, 09:05 PM
Whats that stuff GD?

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 09:07 PM
Stuff for the CM and DP Arena SSBM Fight!

Me: In fact, I shall ref. this fight!
*Mage teleports me to the spirit world*
Me: In case it gets out of hand, get me the heck out of here mage!
Mage: *nod*
Me: Alright, I want a good, clean fight, LET'S GET IT ON!

ALSO:
Pokeballs shall randomly spawn in the arena.
And there is a loser when I think they have suffered enoguh.

Joe Moma
04-26-2004, 09:11 PM
Do you like penut butter-jelly time GD?

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 09:13 PM
Yes, I do!

Oh, yeah that reminds me!

Lunch breaK!!!
*takes a foil out of poket and opens it, revealing a penut-butter jelly sandwhich with a bannana next to it*
*Eats both at the same time*
Mmmm *hollucinates the Penut Butter Jelly Bannana in the middle of the arena*

Jessu
04-26-2004, 09:15 PM
Demon: Hello!? I'm still HERE!! *karate chops all stuff blacking CM, Drakina, and Drakino from their escape, breaks open the urn and the 3 come out* It was as easy as breaking an egg!
Drakino: *eyes glow red* Now, you have really upset me.
Drakina: *eyes turn from green to red* You have upset me too.
Me: *goes back in time where they banished me from the world and locks them in 100 urns, does the same process when they locked me up* The CM era HAS RETURN!!!!!!!!!
Drakino: *nabs NP's jacket and runs away with it* DID HE KILL A COW TO GET THIS?! That is sooooo cruel.
Drakina: I... have no business here. *eyes turn back green* CM, you made me cause what is now. I belong on the good side, not the evil side like you. *teleports, grabs NP's jacket from her brother, and gives it back to NP* Now, you shall pay for what you made me do. *stands by NP*
Drakino: *comes back* Yes, you have made me do the same thing. *also stands by NP*

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 09:20 PM
Me: MAGE! CM has escaped the Spirit Worlds! Get me and DP out of here NOW!
*DP revives where he was before*
*I appear where the mage is*

Me: Launch all of our forces and attack Cute Mew before she rebels against the power! I shall ride out with the royal guard!

Mage: What should us mages do!

Me: Come! Come and fight for the rights to wear clothes!

Everyone: FOR CLOTHES!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 09:24 PM
"HEY! CM! COME BACK HERE AND HAVE AN EPIC BATTLE AGENST ME!"


*Commits scuicide*

*comes bachk as human*


"Lets get it on!"

*Gets out rocket launcher*

"For cloths!"

Joe Moma
04-26-2004, 09:24 PM
Hear you go you'll like it http://www.pbjdance.com/

Jessu
04-26-2004, 09:27 PM
Me: *makes clothes invisible* HA HA!!! I may have lost Drakina and Drakino, but I still have--- say, where are Demon and Angel?
Demon: You use me for sick things.
Angel: Now we shall have revenge on you.
Drakina: Yes, we shan't obey you anymore.
Drakino: Because you use us for sick ways.
Me: Wha? You betray me?!
All 4: Yes.
Me: *creates an evil dark cloud that surrounds the earth in darkness, hurricane appears and takes everyone's clothes*
Drakina: *takes halo, tosses it up into dark evil cloud and it disappears, another halo appears over horns* I know your secrets.
Drakino: We know ALL your secrets.

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 09:29 PM
"Yay! Her demons are rebeling! YAY!"


"No more perverted spells will be cast on us!" "YAY!" :razz:

Jessu
04-26-2004, 09:32 PM
Me: *puts the shut you up forever spell on DP* Some things are left unsaid.
Demon: *repels spell to outer space and random alien gets shutup* Have you forgot? I can repel spells, magic and other things.
Drakina: So just try us.

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 09:33 PM
Me: Magician - Anti-Shut Up Spell DP so he can annoy CM!

Magician: Yes, sire!

Me: Royal guard of horsemen - ATTACK!

Angel Commander: Angelic horsemen - ATTACK!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 09:34 PM
"Loser pervet witch....is gonna lose!"


*Fires bazooka at CM*


"Ha!" :twisted:


"I glad I have my old human body back. Now I can flip you off!"

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 09:36 PM
Darn it! CM fled to space!

Me: President of NASA, I request to use one of your shuttles as a gigantic missile:

NASA Pres: Okay - but I want 5,000,000,000 dollars!

Me: Magician *wink*

*Money appears out of no where*

*Boards the shuttle*

For clothes everywhere - I shall rish my life!!! LIFT OFF SHUTTLE!!!

*Shuttle takes off heading for CM!*

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 09:37 PM
"Im coming too!"


*Grabs on*


"Now I can irritate her as she does horrible things to me!"

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 09:39 PM
10 seconds to impact.....

5.....
4....
3...
2..
1.
0

*KABLAM!!!*

*Everything goes white*

Me: W-where am I?

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 09:40 PM
"Maybe were in hell?"

Jessu
04-26-2004, 09:40 PM
Me: *smirks and teleports to a random unknown planet*
Drakina: I know where she is. Grab on to me and I shall teleport you there. *everyone grabs on and the WHOLE ENTIRE group goes to same planet* Now, CM, prepare to die. *grabs halo and throws it around me, and I get stuck and can't use magic or spells. *new halo appears*
Drakino: Now everyone, now's your chance! *attacks me with dark energy*

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 09:41 PM
No we are in a middle of a battle of the CM Rebels vs. CM!

I say - AID THE REBELS!

*Draws sword are charges toward CM*

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 09:41 PM
"Fight for the right!"

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 09:43 PM
*Some kind of sheild blocks any kind of human matter to pass through, so the charge attempt fails*

Thats it!

*Takes out a bow, 4 arrows*

*Fires arrows toward CM!*

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 09:45 PM
"I don't advise touching the dark matter"


*pulls out Bazooka*

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 09:47 PM
*Mage teleports with high class archers and druids*

Mage: Archers - fire at will!

Archer 1: B-but my name is Will!

*Archers attack Will*
*Will dies*

Mage: Oopps

Druids: We are here to destroy the magical sheild of CM!
*Chant some old tounge*

Jessu
04-26-2004, 09:52 PM
Me: Oh crap! *tries to run but halo prevents and she trips and falls, arrows pass over head* Phew...
Drakina: *destroys sheild* Someone lock her in the urn!

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 09:54 PM
Magician: Humph! I cannot achieve anything in this robe, I must rebeal my self.
*closes eyes*
*Reveals himself as MERLIN!*

*With all of his energy, entangles CM with vines and traps CM in a large box.*

*DP was too close to magic and is knocked unconsious!*

Me: Until he logs back on, I shall fight in his honor!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 10:09 PM
*Wakes up*


"Im back online!"


"What happened?"

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 10:13 PM
Yay! CM is offline and is weak!

*Everyone jumps on CM*

*Merlin traps CM on a URN*

VICTORY!!!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 10:19 PM
"Yay!"


*Sinks bullets into box*



♪"Oh I feel..BLAM..so happy in the..BLAM..morning..BLAM..oh so happy in the..BLAM..morning!"♪

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 11:22 PM
*Pushes DP off a cliff by accident*

Uhh - Opps?

Me (To myself): Heh-heh-heh! When he dies he shall be in the spirit world having a one on one battle with CM with no interferance this time! The Ancient Royal Guard shall defend the arena so they shall both fight without any interuptions!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 11:25 PM
"Ahhhhhh!!!!"

"When I get out of the spirit world, Im gonna give you an atomic wedgie with a backhoe! A BACKH--" *CRACKSPLAT!!*

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 11:36 PM
Oh don't worry, whomever enters the REAL realm of the undead shalt never return UNLESS - that is - if I spare them. If you can defeat CM one on one no holds barred then I shall reward you with a second life in the world to mortals. Fight, and fight hard, for the ticket out of the realm of the undead!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 11:38 PM
"Leeet meee ouut...I haatteee youuuu!"

Joe Moma
04-26-2004, 11:43 PM
I'll get him for you DP caps off GD's head and kills myself* look now were all hear!!!!!!!!!11

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 11:44 PM
Me: Hah! You just made it worse for yourself.

*Merlin teleports me out*

DP, how about you fight Joe in the undead arena!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 11:46 PM
"It would be my pleasure."


"SSBM style weapons please."

Grand Duke
04-26-2004, 11:49 PM
*Baseball bats, pokeballs, bombs, mines, food, tomatoes, hearts, fans, and wands scatter around the field*

Let's get it on!!!

Agent Orange
04-26-2004, 11:53 PM
*Dives and grabs wand*

"Heh...."


*Smashes Joe on hed with it*

*Joe turns into charmeleon*

"Oops....that might be a problem..."

Grand Duke
04-27-2004, 12:00 AM
Oh yes and a side note:

If I feel that the losing combatant has fought hard enough, I may spare him too. It comes down to the thumb (like in roman times)

Will the thumb be up or down? Who knows? I do!

Agent Orange
04-27-2004, 12:03 AM
*Chucks wand and picks up bat*

*Beats Joe-the-charmeleon over head with it*

♪"Oh I feel..CRACK..so happy in the..CRACK..evening..CRACK..oh so happy in the..CRACK..evening!"♪

Grand Duke
04-27-2004, 12:12 AM
Random event:

An EMP drops out of no where an all electronic devices (mines, ray guns) are not working!

Agent Orange
04-27-2004, 12:13 AM
"Oh well."

*Crack!*


"Say any chance of a chaisaw?"


*Smash!*

Grand Duke
04-27-2004, 12:21 AM
Random Event:

Fires randomly appear around the field...


...DP gets caught in one

-10HP!

Joe Moma
04-27-2004, 12:25 AM
Remember i had my crome 45 *Pulls it out and with a fire blast kills DP for life*

Agent Orange
04-27-2004, 12:26 AM
"Guns dont work"

*What about Joe?"


"'I've been beating the crap out of him for a while!"


*Hits Joe in groin with uppercut from B-B bat*


"Punches him in nose"

Grand Duke
04-27-2004, 12:32 AM
They both get K.Oed by each others move!!!

Now its thumb time!!! *this may take a whilte*

*Thumb starts going down*

Agent Orange
04-27-2004, 12:38 AM
"For who is it going down?"

Grand Duke
04-27-2004, 12:40 AM
Both! You both thoroughly killed each other.

*The thumb almost reaches rock bottom!*

Agent Orange
04-27-2004, 12:42 AM
"Thats a bad thing?"


"Do I get bonus points for turning him into a poke?"

Grand Duke
04-27-2004, 12:43 AM
Down - you'll have to fight another day to get back to Earth
Up - You are granted another life

*The thumb is an inch from becoming rock bottom*

*But it instantly goes thumbs up!*

Agent Orange
04-27-2004, 12:47 AM
"Yay!"

"We don't have to fight each other!"

"Too bad."

Grand Duke
04-27-2004, 12:48 AM
They both get ressurected and life is back to normal again - and CM is still in the undead realm.

Agent Orange
04-27-2004, 12:54 AM
"Cool!"

"Nah Nah CM!"


"Hey...you might want one of your mages to help Joe out there. If you get my point. Am I blathering? When do we go? Are we there yet?"

Grand Duke
04-27-2004, 12:59 AM
You go - NOW

*Everyone is restored and sent back to Eath*

Agent Orange
04-27-2004, 01:01 AM
"Yay!"

*Drowns Joe*

"HA HA!"

Grand Duke
04-27-2004, 01:13 AM
For now I have locked the entrance to the undead realm this means MUCH MUCH INSANITY! (Without anyone really deing!)

masaki
04-27-2004, 03:07 AM
*Breaks the seal and lets out the dead*

Agent Orange
04-27-2004, 11:49 AM
"AHHH!"

"You idiot! You let CM out!!"

*Beats Masiki on head*

Grand Duke
04-27-2004, 07:15 PM
Me: DRUIDS!!! Cast away the evil spirits back to the realm of the undead!

*Druids puts back dead to realm and reseals the gate with eye identification installed! :cool:

Agent Orange
04-27-2004, 08:27 PM
*Smashes Druid over head with B-B bat*

"Take that stupid magical loser type person!"

Sutiivun
04-28-2004, 02:18 PM
HEY!!! NEVER HIT DRUIDS!
*Jumps up and whacks DP in the head with a 2x4*
Buahahaha!
*Then throws DP into another dimension with the evilo banana corp.*
Bananas: :banana: w00t! :banana: Blood! :banana:Yay!
DP: AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Agent Orange
04-28-2004, 07:29 PM
*Comes back*


"Don't bunny me foo!"

*Chokes sutii*

"Anyways..."

"Hey magical loser! Are you gonna make a quarter pop out my ear? :silly:

Jessu
04-28-2004, 09:50 PM
Me: *makes an explosion from the inside, thus making the eye identification blow up, thus opening the urn* HA! There's more than one way to break out! Plus, I have the Take Over the Mind of a Person/Pokemon/Thing power! *takes over DP's and Drakina's mind*
Drakina: *fights the mind control, finally overcomes it* Ow, that gave me a headache. *locks me in urn, with eye identification, password typing, and voice identification installed!*
Drakino: Oh yeah, the eye identification comes first, then you have to speak in it, and then comes the password you have to type in.

Agent Orange
04-28-2004, 09:53 PM
"My head...feels weird*

*Twitches*


*Starts shaking*

"ughhh!....Aghhh!....damn....tweet!...you....gjhdfh jk!....CM.....sttttoooooppp!"

*Convulses*

Jessu
04-29-2004, 09:44 PM
Me: Who says I can't have fun while locked up in here? *makes DP take his clothes off and do a dance* :eek: AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *makes him go crazy*
DP: :goofy: :goofy: :goofy:

Cody
04-29-2004, 11:04 PM
Umm.. DP? Oh. I see.

*makes bananas dance with DP :banana:*

*makes Drakino, Drakina, Demon, and Angel change their minds*

*breaks urn*

That was easy! Forget about the security! Just break the clay!

*gives CM morphing ability*

I quit Joe's Army! I join CM's Army!

masaki
04-30-2004, 04:31 PM
*Kicks DP into jail* DONT pass go DONT collect $200.
*Pushes CM back into the undead portal and watches*

Lord Celebi
04-30-2004, 11:49 PM
Mwahahaha! I'm back!
*Everyone from Super Smash Brothers Melee comes and beats people up, including the Hands and Sandbag and Wireframes*
I'm obsessed with a new game now!
*Turns into the God of The Internet*
Mwahaha! You will all die!

Jessu
05-01-2004, 03:10 PM
Me: *grabs this so called "God of the Internet" and brings him with her to the undead portal*
Drakina: *yawns* I'm bored. *sees DP act weird* Uh, DP? You all right? *sees CM in his eyes* WTF?! She can control him even after she's been sent to the undead portal?! *eyes glow a bright green and DP's mind gets freed*
Drakino: *yawns and goes to sleep* Zzzzzzzzzzz............
Drakina: *curls up by him and goes to sleep*
Demon: Awww... that looks cute...

Agent Orange
05-01-2004, 03:13 PM
"Thank you!!!"


"CM! IM GONNA KILL YOU....AGAIN!!!"

Jessu
05-01-2004, 04:23 PM
Me: I'm already dead... =_="
Drakino: *opens 1 eye and banishes her from this dimension and goes back to sleep*

Cody
05-01-2004, 11:52 PM
*Uses "Undead-Portal-be-gone"*

*Beats up wireframes, hands, and sandbag as... THE ALL POWERFUL MARTH!!!!!*

Buahaha! :twisted: :twisted:
I found Cody's password! Cause I am Cody! Buahaha! :twisted: :twisted:

Jessu
05-02-2004, 03:16 AM
Me: Look at me! I don't exist! I'm in Mythical World!!!!!!! *pets a unicorn* Ain't this cool?
Drakino: *can communicate with Mythical World* Ahhhh shutup! I'm trying to get peaceful sleep here.
Drakina: Yeah, do you mind?

Grand Duke
05-02-2004, 07:04 PM
*Imperial March Plays*

*Druid Returns*

Druid: Hah-hah-hah-hah! You shall pay for trying to dispose of me!

*Druid starts chanting*

*The mythical world turns into a nightmare*

*Clouds shroud the skies*

*Thunder rumbles*

*CM gets struck by lightning*

*Acid rain pours*

*CM disintegrates by acid rain*

*CM's liquid form evaporates into gas*

*Gas condenses*

*It rains CM!*

Hah!

Agent Orange
05-02-2004, 07:08 PM
"Hey...The druids back!"

"Im gonna kick him!"

*Kicks Druid*

Lord Celebi
05-02-2004, 11:43 PM
*Uses "Undead-Portal-be-gone"*

*Beats up wireframes, hands, and sandbag as... THE ALL POWERFUL MARTH!!!!!*

Buahaha! :twisted: :twisted:
I found Cody's password! Cause I am Cody! Buahaha! :twisted: :twisted:
But you forgot there are infinate Wire Frames! How else can I beat 700 in 15 minute melee?
*Wire Frames kill Cody*
Now, for CM.
*Turns the undead into ReDead*
Muahaha! You forgot I am also the master of all that is SSBM on the internet!
*ReDead begin to eat CM's brains*

Sutiivun
05-03-2004, 02:11 PM
Hahaha!
*Watches CM twitch in pain multiple times*
Bleh hua!
*Jumps on Rust and blows his head off with a shotgun, leaving him decapitated*
Buahahaha!!! :twisted:

Agent Orange
05-03-2004, 07:24 PM
*Shoots Sutivun in the crotch with a shotgun leaving him...err...Sutiivunella!*

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/2/sign09.gif
"Eww..."

*Watches with popcorn as CM twitches*

Jessu
05-03-2004, 09:01 PM
Me: *goes back to mythical world* Stupid, even if I STILL don't exist, I can return here multiple times, plus, since I even no longer exist, I can't be brought back to life. *pets a Tyrannosaurus Rex* Oh yeah, this is Spirit Killer.
Drakina: Shut the hell up would you? You talk too much!!!!!
Me: Oh yeah?! I'll show you talking too much!!!!!!! *talks to no end and Spirit Killer runs away*

Lord Celebi
05-03-2004, 09:18 PM
Hahaha!
*Watches CM twitch in pain multiple times*
Bleh hua!
*Jumps on Rust and blows his head off with a shotgun, leaving him decapitated*
Buahahaha!!! :twisted:
*Redead Begin to eat Sutiivun's brains*

Jessu
05-03-2004, 09:45 PM
Drakino and Drakina: *cover ears* Shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *talks to no end*
Drakino and Drakina: *rid their power of communication to the mythical world and somehow throws it to another person, that lucky person is Sutiivun*
Sutiivun: SHUTUP CM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *keeps talking to no end*
Sutiivun: *somehow puts ductape on my mouth*
Me: *rips it off, ignores pain, keeps on talking*
Sutiivun: *wraps my hands, arms, feet, and legs together in dctape and puts another peice on my mouth along with other peices of it so it will stay on mouth* That's better... *relaxes in spa with a lady in bikini*
Me: Bphh bphh mphhh mphh GPHHH MPHHHHHH MPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord Celebi
05-03-2004, 10:35 PM
Drakino and Drakina: *cover ears* Shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *talks to no end*
Drakino and Drakina: *rid their power of communication to the mythical world and somehow throws it to another person, that lucky person is Sutiivun*
Sutiivun: SHUTUP CM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *keeps talking to no end*
Sutiivun: *somehow puts ductape on my mouth*
Me: *rips it off, ignores pain, keeps on talking*
Sutiivun: *wraps my hands, arms, feet, and legs together in dctape and puts another peice on my mouth along with other peices of it so it will stay on mouth* That's better... *relaxes in spa with a lady in bikini*
Me: Bphh bphh mphhh mphh GPHHH MPHHHHHH MPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
But the ReDead are eating his brains!
*Boo comes and since he's a ghost, he can grab CM, so he grabs her and thrpws her in a hot pot of Ghost lava* DIE! *Redead begin eating her brains, because they're dead also*

Agent Orange
05-03-2004, 11:19 PM
*Puts shotgun to the back of Rust's head*

"Checkmate. Heh."

*BLAM*

Sutiivun
05-03-2004, 11:33 PM
Ah, now that I'm a boy again I'm enjoying life.
*Falls asleep in the spa that the girl in the bikini is in*
Blub-blub...
*Drops a nuke on DP using a remote control gaven to the girl*
...................... what was that noise? :tongue2:

Lord Celebi
05-04-2004, 09:34 PM
*Puts shotgun to the back of Rust's head*

"Checkmate. Heh."

*BLAM*
*Watches as shotgun misses*
I'm over here! that's a hologram! DIE!
*ReDead start to eat DP's brains*

Joe Moma
05-04-2004, 11:34 PM
*Runs out of my hide out bow you all shall die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! while i was in there i was getting ready for the war *pulls out two crome 45's and blows rust away for good.

Tamer Marco
05-04-2004, 11:47 PM
*Starts to horribly rap the Star Warz gangsta rap*

how do yall like that?!




EDIT: Sorrry guys but if you don't participate in the URPG you can't post in the lookie thread. Sorry CM and others...

Lord Celebi
05-05-2004, 12:09 AM
*Runs out of my hide out bow you all shall die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! while i was in there i was getting ready for the war *pulls out two crome 45's and blows rust away for good.
Hi! You destroyed another hologram!
*The bullets went through the hologram and kill Sutiivun*
*ReDead eat Joe's brains*
I rule Lookie! Muahaha! Oh, wait.
*Re Dead eat Dark Luddico's brains*
Muahaha!

Cody
05-05-2004, 08:11 PM
*launches rust-seeking non-hologram missle*

Muahahaha!

Never overlook me!

Tamer Marco
05-05-2004, 08:49 PM
*Starts to horribly rap the Star Warz gangsta rap*

how do yall like that?!




EDIT: Sorrry guys but if you don't participate in the URPG you can't post in the lookie thread. Sorry CM and others... OOC: Ahem, Cody...



IC: I'M GONNA F*UCK YALL ALL UP PUT YA'S IN A BLENDER AND SPINS YA'S AROUND! *Turns blender into spin cycle and puts all of the lookieers into blender*


DIE!

Agent Orange
05-05-2004, 11:55 PM
*Gets pureed into puddle o blood*

*Blood splats in Marcos face*

Lord Celebi
05-06-2004, 12:05 AM
*launches rust-seeking non-hologram missle*

Muahahaha!

Never overlook me!
Muahaha! Since you're not in the URPG, the missle doesnt hit!

DL, didnt A ReDead eat your brains? Oh, wait, it did *Puts DL in Blender*

Sutiivun
05-06-2004, 03:51 AM
Muahahaha!! Die Rust!
*Throws Rust into another dimension with man-eating pepperoni slices and vampire bananas*
Muahaha!!! Die Rust, it's the foods turn to eat YOU!!
*Grabs popcorn*

Lord Celebi
05-06-2004, 10:14 PM
Muahahaha!! Die Rust!
*Throws Rust into another dimension with man-eating pepperoni slices and vampire bananas*
Muahaha!!! Die Rust, it's the foods turn to eat YOU!!
*Grabs popcorn*
*Presses Z button on body*
Now, I am shielded! ReDead!
*ReDead come and eat the foods' brains, Goombas make the food trip, and F-Zero Car kill the foods*

Sutiivun
05-07-2004, 12:58 AM
Arrgh!
*Jumps up onto Rust's head and dunny hops on his head, causing his neck to give out and break*
Muahahaha!!!
*Throws change at a random hobo*

Tamer Marco
05-07-2004, 01:20 AM
Arrgh!
*Jumps up onto Rust's head and dunny hops on his head, causing his neck to give out and break*
Muahahaha!!!
*Throws change at a random hobo* *Hands Hobo 20 bucks* Hobo: Thanks! You're way better than that B*A*S*T*R* Sutii! j/k

*Hobo wipes off on Sutii like towel*

Lord Celebi
05-07-2004, 02:08 AM
Arrgh!
*Jumps up onto Rust's head and dunny hops on his head, causing his neck to give out and break*
Muahahaha!!!
*Throws change at a random hobo*
Sorry, I pressed Z (Which is shield in SSBM stupid).
*Spikes come out of hand*
*Punches Sut*

Sutiivun
05-07-2004, 03:37 AM
Stupid Marco!
*Blows up both Marco and the hobo using a rocket launcher*
Muahaha!!
*Evades Rust and deactivates shield using ultra-sonic shield tranquilizer* (Yeah, I made that up =P)
Muahahaha!!!

OOC: Sorry Rust, I've never played that game. :oops:

Cody
05-07-2004, 04:20 PM
Actually, I am in the URPG, with an Aron. So...

*rust dies*

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

The ultimate LOOKIER has been defeated! rust is dead! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tamer Marco
05-13-2004, 12:50 AM
Actually, I am in the URPG, with an Aron. So...

*rust dies*

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

The ultimate LOOKIER has been defeated! rust is dead! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Rust the ultimate lookier? You've gotta be kidding me.


KA MA...


HAAA

MAA


MEEEEEEEE

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*Blasts everyone to bit's with the foot and hand Kameameha ( in japan english that's how you write it) wave.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Agent Orange
05-13-2004, 12:55 AM
*Revives*

*Turns into Freddy*


HACK N SLASH!!!!


*Tears Marco apart wit chainsaw.*

Tamer Marco
05-13-2004, 12:58 AM
*Revives*

*Turns into Freddy*


HACK N SLASH!!!!


*Tears Marco apart wit chainsaw.* *Turns into the guy from the Texas Chainsaw Masacre* How ya like me now?!


*Cut's off DP's fat @$$ and puts it next to fireplace.

Agent Orange
05-13-2004, 01:03 AM
*Licks off all the paint*

Ha! Now I can have my butt back!

Lord Celebi
05-13-2004, 01:58 AM
*Comes in drinking Dr. Pepper*
Oh, you killed my robot clone. Meh. I cant die anyway, on account of I'm a Froce-Ghost, I'm a robot, and there are lotsa holograms around me. Now, you can all die!
*Brings in Nuke and explodes room, killing everyone*
Ah... That's better.

Joe Moma
05-13-2004, 02:02 AM
*farts and kills everyone haha ha not funny*

Agent Orange
05-14-2004, 11:02 PM
*Shoots rust with tranqilizer*


*Shoves Joe Mamas head up rusts ass*

Couughrippedcough

Jessu
05-15-2004, 02:08 AM
Me: *teleports out of mythical world and kicks DP in the ass* Oooo.... that's gotta hurt... *kicks him more there*
Drakino and Drakina: *ignore it*
Dp: HELP!! Ow.. ME!!!!! Ow..
Me: *kicks him harder*

Agent Orange
05-15-2004, 03:06 AM
When CMs foot connected with my Gluetius Maximus, I dispelled a large shosk through my prosterior end. Tushe, CM, Tushe.

Jessu
05-15-2004, 04:06 AM
OOC: Ok, that just sorta seems wrong but I got something nastier.
IC:

Me: If that's how you want it, then that's how you'll get it. *sticks fire in front of butt and farts, fire burns DP and he turns into ashes* Don't mess with the power of fart.
Everyone: *puts something over their nose*

Agent Orange
05-15-2004, 04:11 AM
OOC: LOL, yeah electric farts....:sick:

*Revives*

*Picks up random magic wand*

*Smack CM over the head with it*

Jessu
05-15-2004, 04:46 AM
Me: *grabs it and slices DP in half* Now, fear the wrath of the fart!!!!!!
DP: *heads for cover*
Me: *farts and fire comes out of butt into DP's face thus knocking him dead*

Tamer Marco
05-15-2004, 01:39 PM
CM! You can't play in here unless you're in the URPG and you're banned from it!







*Watches as CM dissapears* *Gets the Mega Ultrax Super Cannon* Boom babay boom!

Jessu
05-15-2004, 02:23 PM
I am? Oh yeah, I haven't done anything for a while in here.... *goes and tries to get a battle with someone*

Agent Orange
05-15-2004, 03:11 PM
Banned means Banned CM.

Joe Moma
05-15-2004, 04:14 PM
Hold on one last kill takes CM's head and hangs her by her hair and wacks her with a bat haha.

Sutiivun
05-15-2004, 07:00 PM
Okay, she's banned from here.
*Gives Joe Mama a taste of his own medicine by throwing him in a water-filled tank with pirhanas in it while sharp spikes from the ceiling fall in random places in the tank*
Muahahahaha!!!! :biggrin:

Agent Orange
05-15-2004, 07:06 PM
*Kills Sutiivun with Bazooka*

Sutiivun
05-15-2004, 07:09 PM
*Turns into a zombie with no head*
....................
*Breaks off DP's limbs one by one*
...............................
*Puts head back on*
.................MLUAH!!!!!! :angry:
*Throws all of DP's limbs into a cremation furnace*
Muahahahaha!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Agent Orange
05-15-2004, 07:13 PM
*Turns into guy from Monty Python*

"Aye! You cut off my arm!"

"Aye! You cut off my other arm!"

"Aye you cut off my legs"

*Shuffles towards him*

"Come here and let me nibble your leg off!"

Sutiivun
05-15-2004, 07:17 PM
Lol, that guy was freackin' funny in the movie! :crackup:

*Sees a head try to bite him*
OW!!!!
*Stomps on had until it's buried in the ground*
Muahahaha!!!!!! :silly:

Cody
05-15-2004, 09:12 PM
*uses random-kill-everyone-including-ghosts-and-force-ghosts-without-having-to-break-a-sweat-and-nobody-is-impervious-to-it-machine*

That was too easy.

It's Penut Butta Jellie Time!
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana: :banana:

Tamer Marco
05-15-2004, 09:16 PM
Cody you're turning into another Joe Moma...







*Turns the Sesame Street evil and since PBS is poor they think everyone in the world owes them money.


Trash Can Monster: Give us da money!

Elmo: Elmo know's where you live!


:goofy:

Sutiivun
05-15-2004, 09:32 PM
Lol Marco.

*Blows up the trashcan using an anti-matter gun*
Muahahaha!!
*Blows off Elmo's head and Elmo doesn't say anything*
I guess he isn't ticklish on his head... :think:
*Then shoots the oversized yellow bird*
Hahahaha!!!!! Money to everyone else!!! :biggrin:

Tamer Marco
05-15-2004, 09:37 PM
Lol Marco.

*Blows up the trashcan using an anti-matter gun*
Muahahaha!!
*Blows off Elmo's head and Elmo doesn't say anything*
I guess he isn't ticklish on his head... :think:
*Then shoots the oversized yellow bird*
Hahahaha!!!!! Money to everyone else!!! :biggrin: Yeah! PBS is gone! *Starts to dance and put's in CD*

Sutiivun
05-15-2004, 09:43 PM
Lol, everyone PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Does multiple dances*
Bow to my style of dancing! :tongue:

Tamer Marco
05-15-2004, 09:52 PM
Hey everbody do da thunda clap!



*Claps*:tongue3:

Sutiivun
05-15-2004, 10:21 PM
*Claps so hard he makes the boom box shatter*
How the hell did that happen? :tongue3:

Agent Orange
05-15-2004, 11:13 PM
*Turns into kid from simpsons*

*Pantses Sutiivun*

Ha ha!

Sutiivun
05-16-2004, 12:50 AM
AHHH!!!
*Turns into Homer*
Yo, I was just in the neighbahood so I just wanted to say.... DOPE!
*Falls on the kid and sufficates him*
Muahahaha!! :crackup:

Agent Orange
05-16-2004, 01:12 AM
*Nibbles on his arm*

"AYE!"

"You cut off me legs! Now I nibble off yours!"

Sutiivun
05-16-2004, 05:42 PM
Arrgh!
*Kicks DP*
Die!
*Throws the rabid bunny from Monty Python onto DP*
Muahahaha!! Go my evil bunny! :goofy:

Agent Orange
05-16-2004, 05:46 PM
"Thats the monster?"

*Breaks into fit of giggles*


*Bunny bites off a chunk of DPs side*

"OY!"

Sutiivun
05-16-2004, 05:50 PM
Muahahaha! Never underestimate the bunny with red eyez! =P
*Bunny jumps on him*
AHHH, you're supposed to fight him!!!
*Bunny hops on DP*
I need to be in a hospital.... :hurt:

Agent Orange
05-16-2004, 06:01 PM
*Becomes rabid*

"I have but on thing to say: *Ahem* hibblegribllePbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbh bhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbhbh!!!!! LA! LALA!"

*Eats the bunny*


"Comere Sutii fruity!"

*Eats Sutiivun*

Sutiivun
05-16-2004, 06:10 PM
LOL!!!!
*Is so big rabid guys stomach explodes*
Muahahaha!!!!!
*Jumps out of mouth and shoots DP with a tranquilizer*
Sleep....
*Throws him in a cage qith rabid tigers*
Muahahahaha!!! :twisted:

Agent Orange
05-16-2004, 06:11 PM
*Eats Tigers*

"Grr."

*Chews on bars of cage*

Sutiivun
05-16-2004, 06:17 PM
Crap, this guy is rabid!!!
*Runs around in circles until he dehydrates*
Atleast I know I worked really hard before my death.
*Puts blindfold on*
Well, you can do it now DP. :sweat:

Agent Orange
05-16-2004, 06:19 PM
*Breaks cage and bites sutiis head off*

"Yipee!" :dance:

Sutiivun
05-16-2004, 06:48 PM
*Runs around with his arms flailing up*


Inside DP's stomach....

Well, I got it over with.
*Growl-growl*
No, digestive stuff! AHHHH!!!!
*Causes DP to vomit because he keeps bouncing around in his belly*
YAY!!!
*Puts head back on*
Muahahaha!!!! :twisted:

Agent Orange
05-16-2004, 06:54 PM
*Throws up*

"Thats discusting!"

"BLAH!"

*Shoots Sutii with a 9 milimeter*

Sutiivun
05-16-2004, 09:37 PM
ARRGH!
*Dodges every single bullet*
Now you will bow too my most awesome creation.... the Stephdogg3000!
*Water flies out of machine and on impact destroys both of DP's eyes*
Muahahaha!!!
*Shoots the gun at DP's stomach and it hits him so hard it goes straight through DP's body*
Muahahahaha!!!! :twisted:

Agent Orange
05-16-2004, 09:39 PM
"HA! I can use the force, Remember?"


*Seeks out Sutii and bites his legs off*

Sutiivun
05-16-2004, 09:52 PM
Crap!
*Falls*
Looks like I'll have to blow off his head!
*Turns it to ultra super-duper hyper mode and aims the gun right at DP's face*
Muahahahaha!!!!!!!!
*Blows off DP's head*
I reign SUPREME!!!! :twisted:

Agent Orange
05-16-2004, 09:53 PM
*Revives 100 feet in the air and falls on Sutii, killing him*

Sutiivun
05-16-2004, 09:58 PM
*Puts spikes on his head for no reason right before DP falls on him*
Muahahaha!!!'
*Both of them die*
*Falls into revival pit*
Muahahaha!!!!
*Stomps on DP's remains*

Matthew
05-17-2004, 11:06 PM
::Takes Sutiivun by the throat and throws him into a wall head first. His spikes stick to the wall and he can't escape!::

Matthew: Muahahaha! :twisted:
Sutiivun: Oh... crap!

::The walls start to move close to each other and Sutii is squished... the spikes on his head dig deep into his skull and Sutii dies::

Muahahah!

::Bob Dole launches a rocket proppelled chipmunk at Matthew's head::

Matthew: Huh? AHHHHHHH

::The chipmunk starts to dance around with a kawaii face with flowers and faries::

Matthew: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:Dies:

Agent Orange
05-17-2004, 11:09 PM
"Mwahahah!"

*Eats Kawaii squirrle*


"Mwhahah!!! ...Eww..."

Sutiivun
05-17-2004, 11:12 PM
<-- Is now 2 dimensional

Muahahaha!!!! I am paper!!
*Stuffs himself into DP's mouth, sufficating him*
Now you can put on his death certificate "Death caused by Sutii the paper!" XP

Agent Orange
05-17-2004, 11:17 PM
"Boo!"

*Is now a ghost*


*Haunts Sutii untill he commits Scuicide*


"Hehehe!"

Joe Moma
05-21-2004, 07:20 PM
*Once agin I shall take over the army of the dead* all shall die :eek:

Agent Orange
05-21-2004, 07:26 PM
"NO! You shall die."

*Wraps hands arouund his throat and chokes him*

*Throws him in the ocean with blocks tied to his dead feet*

"YOUR DEAD *******!"

Sutiivun
05-21-2004, 11:04 PM
I died by commiting suicide by being thrown in the fire... =P
*Ashes fall into revival pit*
Muahahaha!!!
*Gets a psychic and performs an anti-ghost ritual*
And now DP da ghost dies!
*DP withers away*
Muahahaha!!!

Agent Orange
05-21-2004, 11:20 PM
"Aww...crapola!"


*Melts away*

*Drips into R pit and revives.*

"Ha HA!"

*Takes sword of vengence and plunges it into his lower back.*

"Sorry...I didn't...*Sniff* mean too... :cry:"

"..."

"Aw who am I bulls**ting? Yes I meant to!"

Sutiivun
05-22-2004, 03:48 PM
"Arrgh!"
*Takes slingshot of doom and hurls a electron space rock right into DP's mouth and then it explodes*
Muahahaha! You will now have bad breath for the rest of your life! :twisted:

Agent Orange
05-22-2004, 04:12 PM
*Breaths on Sutii and makes him drop dead*

Sutiivun
05-22-2004, 05:19 PM
Arrgh!
*Falls into revival pit*
Now you will die!
*Throws a million rubber duckies at DP that have water in them*
Hahaha!
*Squirt*

Joe Moma
05-23-2004, 12:42 AM
*Ok comes back from the dead to get DP back for what he did to me I'll make this your worst dieing day ever*turnrs him inside out and lights him on fire burn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that will teach you.