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darkrayquaza
08-13-2006, 10:37 PM
Lets do yo momma jokes.
Heres mine
you momma is so stupid she crapped on the sink and washed her hands in the toilet.

Ridley
08-14-2006, 01:04 AM
This thread was already made before

Shadow Eevee
08-28-2006, 09:44 PM
more jokes please
yo momma so fat she takes highway 91 as a slipinslide

Parukia the lugia
08-28-2006, 11:18 PM
more jokes please
yo momma so fat she takes highway 91 as a slipinslide
Yo mamma is so stupid, that she was working at an m&m factory and she got fired for throwing away all the m&m's that said W.

atucker22
08-29-2006, 12:09 AM
that joke is older than dirt man

ZmanCometh
08-29-2006, 12:25 AM
yo momma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

darkrayquaza
08-29-2006, 12:26 AM
since knowbody comes and i mgiht get banned LOCK PLEASE!.

Light Titan
08-29-2006, 12:32 AM
yo mama's so dumb she had to DIG for her IQ score

were10
08-31-2006, 07:52 AM
yo mumma is so ugly and stupid she went to pee in the toilet and she fell in and went to the ocean

Parukia the lugia
09-22-2006, 11:57 PM
yo mumma is so ugly and stupid she went to pee in the toilet and she fell in and went to the ocean
um..okay then...........yo momma so fat, she could outweigh the 16 ton limit on the highway!

ZadokRox
09-23-2006, 01:04 AM
This isn't exactly a "Yo momma" joke, but this scene from 'White Men Can't Jump' was funny.



Wesley Snipes: Yo momma was an astronaut.

Woody Harrison: My momma was too drunk to be an astronaut.


lol

pikachublue322
09-23-2006, 02:34 PM
Umm..I'll guess I'll say
"Your mama so stupid,when she got locked in a grocery store,she starved to death.

Hypocrisy is Fun
09-23-2006, 05:50 PM
Yo momma is SOOOO UGLY that she looked in a mirror and SKELETOR came out!

BRN!

earth_type_rule
09-23-2006, 05:59 PM
Yo momma is so fat, she broke the train when she got hit by it

Shady
09-24-2006, 01:11 AM
Yo momma so fat that when she walked past the TV I missed the whole first season of The Simpsons! (lol always liked that one:hungry:)

Sent Reglay
09-24-2006, 01:16 AM
your momma so stupid she looked through a clear glass wall and climbed over it to see what was on the other side.

Shady
09-24-2006, 01:20 AM
Yo momma's so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

(not so good, but kinda funny:wink:)

Sent Reglay
09-24-2006, 01:22 AM
I have some dirty yo momma jokes but i'll leave you with a PG one.

Yo momma so fat that she walked outside at night in a yellow shirt and the moon went down.

dud3
09-24-2006, 07:57 AM
This one is kinda dumb but here it goes. Yo momma is so dumb when she put a quarter into a parking meter she said wheres the gumball.

Shady
09-24-2006, 08:11 AM
This one is kinda dumb but here it goes. Yo momma is so dumb when she put a quarter into a parking meter she said wheres the gumball.

Lol, that's kinda funny...

Yo momma's so fat that when she steps on a set of scales, it reads "one at a time, please"

were10
09-24-2006, 08:13 AM
---Biter

dud3
09-24-2006, 08:45 AM
Man at least four words. Heres another one thats not that good. Yo momma is so dumb she locked herself in her car.

Shady
09-24-2006, 09:04 AM
---Biter

Whats that supposed ot mean?

Yo momma's so dumb she stared at an orange juice bottle because it said 'contentrate'.

Lol, that one isnt so good:happy:

earth_type_rule
09-24-2006, 10:14 AM
Yo momma is so ugly, that she goes to a beauty salon and they say it isn't to be helped!

also not very good:redface:

shinyvigoroth
09-26-2006, 07:29 PM
yo momma is so fat n' black, when she went into the ocean, people thought she was an oil spill

pikachublue322
09-26-2006, 11:28 PM
Yo mama so black when she went to night school she was marked absent.

Sent Reglay
09-27-2006, 12:07 AM
your momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

hogsbff
09-27-2006, 12:25 AM
I usually dislike Yo momma jokes but I have got to do these two!

Yo momma is so ugly when she threw a boomerang it didn't come back!

And the other

Yo momma so fat she walked on top of Mt. Everest in a yellow jacket and everybody thought she was the sun!

Okay thats good that I got that out of me.:oops:

Leoblaze
09-27-2006, 12:40 AM
Your moma is so Dumb she though Hamberger Helper actually came with a helper (I know not so good)

Sent Reglay
09-27-2006, 12:42 AM
Yo momma so stupid she waited for the stop sign to turn green.

Reign-of-Dreams
09-27-2006, 01:50 AM
Yo mama is so stupid she had you. :o

Negative Zone
09-27-2006, 02:17 AM
Yo mama so fat that when she put on a yellow coat and went on a roller coaster people watched the sun go UUUUUUUUP and DOOOOOOOOOOWN!!
My friend

earth_type_rule
09-27-2006, 07:04 AM
Yo momma is so fat that all the restaurants she has been in, now are biljonairs

( sorry for the bad line, not very good in forming those:dazed: )

jackp
10-06-2006, 06:53 AM
yo mama so fat, she goes to da beach and the whales start singin " We are Family".

Sudo
10-06-2006, 08:36 AM
Your mums so fat that when she goes out in a yellow raincoat the kids think she's the school bus!

jackp
10-06-2006, 08:56 AM
Yo mama so slow, it takes her 2 hours to watch sixty minutes!

alice_the_dratini
10-06-2006, 03:09 PM
Yo mama is so dumb, she slams her husband and kisses the door.

Poke Master
10-07-2006, 01:29 AM
I've got 2

Your mama SO poor that when you ask her to go to the bath room she'll say: sure honey pick a corner

and

Your mama SO fat and yellow that when the people saw her walking they yeslled "TAXI!"

earth_type_rule
10-07-2006, 09:33 AM
Yo momma is so fat that she licks other peoples fingers at KFC:razz:

Haunted Cereal Box
10-07-2006, 07:32 PM
yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

and stop taking jokes from the show

Sent Reglay
10-07-2006, 07:40 PM
your momma is so stupid your Math teacher banned her from helping you with your homework.

earth_type_rule
10-08-2006, 10:38 AM
Your momma is so fat that she's the only one who could survive a tornado.

( damn that one was crap )

Hoshika
10-09-2006, 05:36 PM
Yo momma is so fat that she got stuck in the doorway!

lol... That one was so short and dumb.

DarkGardevoir
10-10-2006, 10:42 AM
Yo momma is so stupid that when you asked "Where babyes come from?" she said "I wanna know too."

earth_type_rule
10-10-2006, 02:13 PM
Yo momma is so fat, when she walkes over the street people start shouting: WTF! SNORLAX REALLY EXISTS!!!:eek:

2wings
10-14-2006, 05:28 PM
Yo Mama's so poor, when i went to your house and tried out your skate board, she shouted, "Hey you! Get off the family Car!"

Yo Mama's ass is so big, when she sits down, she stands 3 feet tall.

Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mama's so fat, she went to Sea world to get baptized.

Yo Mama's so fat, even Bill gates couldnt pay for her liposuction.

I didnt get this off a show or website, im just black. =P

earth_type_rule
10-14-2006, 06:18 PM
Peace dude.

Yo momma is so ugly, that I really feel sorry for your daddy

FireBrawl Latios
10-15-2006, 08:35 AM
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to kill a shark by drowning it in seawater.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to kill an eagle by throwing off a cliff.

SuperNova
10-16-2006, 06:12 PM
Your parental feminine bio-form is so un-intelligent, {feminine pronoun, third person} lacks classy and formal grammar.

WTF

autism
10-22-2006, 11:20 PM
Sorry. I made a thread just like this, but I didn't know it was already here.:oops:
Anyway you have yo momma in your avatar.
2wingsrbettaden1 You call that break-dancing, I call that last night with your momma.
"

Yo Mama's ass is so big, when she sits down, she stands 3 feet tall.

Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mama's so fat, she went to Sea world to get baptized.


I didnt get this off a show or website, im just black. =P
You did get that off yo momma. Unless you made those.
So stupid, I say ''collage'' she says 1st grade.
So old and ugly, that's why she's immortal. The grim reapers terrified to even go near her.
So bald, I had no idea that lex luthor had a twin sister.
So HO-ly she has more implants than bobby and whitney have crack.

GaryEX
10-22-2006, 11:41 PM
Lets do yo momma jokes.
Heres mine
you momma is so stupid she crapped on the sink and washed her hands in the toilet.
Yo momma so fat she can't fit her big fat butt in her BMW

Spartan MK-6
10-23-2006, 05:10 AM
yo mommas so fat that when she went into the elevator, she pressed the up button but the elevator went down.

this one is sooooooo stupid :oops: .

yo mommas so fat that she got stuck in space.:eek:

SuperNova
10-23-2006, 02:13 PM
Your mom stinks. End of story. :susp:

autism
10-24-2006, 01:42 AM
Yo mom stars in VONAGE! One smart decision among many-many stupid ones.:biggrin:

SuperNova
10-24-2006, 01:00 PM
Your mom hates this thread.

You lose. I win. Good game.

autism
10-24-2006, 10:52 PM
This isn't win or lose. This is just comedy.
Yo momma's like a toy rocket, 10$ and a ride all day.
One a legged prostitute. They call her "Lean wit it, rock wit it."

SiberianTiger
10-24-2006, 10:55 PM
Your momma's so fat she stepped on a crack and broke the Earth's back.

~Isaiah

Professor Geoffrey
10-24-2006, 11:12 PM
Yo mamma's so dumb, she cheated off Billy's (from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy show) test!

Poltergeist
10-24-2006, 11:22 PM
Your mamas so stupid she alphabatized her M&Ms.

Your mamas so stupid I said, "Do the robot," and now R2D2 has aids.

Your mamas so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said, "sorry no professionals."

Your mamas so stupid she locked her self out of her motorcycle.

Your mamas so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.

Your mamas so fat her bath tub is sea world.

Your mamas so fat scientists declared her her own planet.

Wow made that last one up myself.

Professor Geoffrey
10-24-2006, 11:31 PM
Yo mamma's so dumb, she didn't let you play even rated Early Childhood games because she thought it was too violent.

(very dumb and mild, I know)

shadowlugiaex
10-25-2006, 12:01 AM
heres one... Yo mama is so fat she had to use DIET soap lol

shadowlugiaex
10-25-2006, 12:02 AM
heres one... Yo mama is so fat she had to use DIET soap lol
nvm

SuperNova
10-25-2006, 02:09 PM
Your mom is a newb. You lose. I win. Good GAme.

autism
10-29-2006, 02:21 AM
I saw your mom taking a mud-bath, and thank GOD she wanted to IMPROVE her looks.
So dumb jay-z said "show me what you got and she INCESTED in front of the tv.(If I get banned I probably deserved it)

EmBreon
10-30-2006, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by autism:
Sorry. I made a thread just like this, but I didn't know it was already here.:oops:
Anyway you have yo momma in your avatar.
2wingsrbettaden1 You call that break-dancing, I call that last night with your momma.ha ha ha ha! :crackup: Best so far!

Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!

Destiny Dragon
10-31-2006, 07:05 PM
Your momma is so fat she has to bounce round the earth to make 1 step. :biggrin:

EckoUntld
11-01-2006, 07:53 PM
Yo mamma's so dumb, she didn't let you play even rated Early Childhood games because she thought it was too violent.

(very dumb and mild, I know)
your momma is stupid

autism
11-01-2006, 08:08 PM
[QUOTE=Only Umbreon;689801]ha ha ha ha! :crackup: Best so far!
QUOTE]

Thank you. (out to the others) AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES UP HIS JOKES?!!!??
Yo momma is so ugly and stupid, she made her own po-- site.

red 23 blue
11-01-2006, 08:16 PM
Yo mammas so black,the police shot at her last night and the bulets came back asken for flashlights!(Beat that)

autism
11-01-2006, 08:51 PM
Yo momma is so small, I have in my avatar. Are you going to post that in my contest?
Only-umbreon said I was the best however I'd have to give credit to that r2d2-aids joke.

EmBreon
11-01-2006, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by autism:

Thank you. (out to the others) AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES UP HIS JOKES?!!!??Yo momma is so ugly and stupid, she made her own po-- site.

If I made up my own joke, it would sound like this:

Yo mama's so dumb, when someone told her to go to Canada, she said "duh" and canned it.

Hoshika
11-01-2006, 09:32 PM
[QUOTE=autism;693786]

If I made up my own joke, it would sound like this:

Yo mama's so dumb, when someone told her to go to Canada, she said "duh" and canned it.

Yo mama's so mama that she's mama!

Jaden0527
11-03-2006, 02:41 AM
Yo momma so ugly that in high school,boys ran up to her to no just so they didn't have to watch her ask them out.

these are stupid,but their off the top of the head.



Yo momma so fat that when she went sky diving she crushed the sky/the sky yelled get out of my way.

Yo momma so ugly,that when she finally decided to go to college,everyone dropped out because they didn't want to look at her face.

Yo momma so ugly that and I mean so ugly that Flavor Flave,the Creeper,and the Devil has nightmares of her.

autism
11-11-2006, 08:14 PM
(quote:yo mom is so stupid she thought that joke was funny)
Classic comeback. Like yo mom classic and ALWAYS COMING BACK!
Yo mom is so ugly, NICKELBACK HAS nightmares of her.
(quote red 23 blue)
Yo mammas so black,the police shot at her last night and the bullets came back asken for flashlights!(Beat that)
Yo momma is so stupid, she hasn't heard of T.I.! AND I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THE RAPPER.
SO SOUR SHE HASN'T HEARD OF FERGALICIOUS.
SO RACIST AND OLD, SHE WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED ABRAHAM AND MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.!
So dumb, she think you rake your with a HO.(Stupid I know)
(to destiny-dragon)
You have yo mom in yo avatar.

G-Blaze
11-11-2006, 09:39 PM
Yo momma's so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Jaden0527
11-12-2006, 03:54 AM
Yo momma so fat that when she lost wait,she started going crazy because she didn't know what legs were.

Yo momma so dirty that when yo dad kissed her,he got aids.

Yo momma so fat that both God and Jesus couldn't lift her to heaven.(sorry to God and Jesus)

Yo momma so dumb that when yo dad's 30th,she asked how can you be born 30 times(stupid I know)

Yo momma is so ugly,she looked at Flavor Flav,and he got scared.

Nonstop
11-12-2006, 03:58 AM
Yo Mama So Fat She Went To Churh And The Priest Was Rubbing His Eyes Saying Oh God Plz No Oh God Plz No Oh God Plz No Oh God Plz No

pikachublue322
11-13-2006, 10:46 PM
Your mamma so fat that when she put on her yellow rain coat and went outside on the sidewalks a person yelled "Taxi"to her.

Cameron123
11-13-2006, 10:52 PM
yo mama so fat when you put a lump of coal in between her hiny take it back out you've got diamonds.:razz:

autism
11-14-2006, 05:38 PM
NONE OF YOU AS------ CAN MAKE UP YOUR OWN JOKES.
HERE'S ONE TO STEAL.
YO momma is so ghetto, she makes snoop-dogg seem like justin-timberlake.
So stupid she makes all of you seem like einstein.
If I gave all y'alls mama a penny for every time she sexed me,
Bill Gates would ask her for a raise.

Espeon EX
11-14-2006, 09:06 PM
I think some people said these so i'll say some i know:

yo mamma is so fat when she measured herself it said to be continued.
yo mamma is so fat when she fell down everyone yelled earthquake!!!
yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
yo mamma is so ugly she made an onion cry.
yo mamma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked.
yo mamma is so stupid she thought a bus was a twinkie.
yo mamma is so hairy that she has afros on her nipples.
yo mamma is so black they used chalk for a tattoo.

autism
11-15-2006, 12:31 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/ray/lil__jon/raypred.jpg
http://cdn-04.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users12/prettiyoung/default/msg-116140908866.jpg
I THOUGHT HE RELIEVED THE CRACK!
YO momma is so fat and dark, she makes http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061102/capt.edd19f6ece3147bf9e039fd599b5495d.mtv_trl_rob_ and_big_nysc109.jpg
(look center) seem like an anorexic TOY POODLE.
SO UGLY SHE MAKES http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Pictures/One%20Eye%20Granny.jpg SEEM LIKE
http://www.ciaraworld.com/gallery/ciarapic_07.jpg

Cameron123
11-15-2006, 12:43 AM
Yo mama is so stupid she thought a toupee was something used to pay

Nasty Plasty
11-15-2006, 12:46 AM
Yo Momma so stupid, she lock da keys out of da car!

autism
11-15-2006, 04:38 PM
Dude that wasn't even remotely funny. :boo:

SiberianTiger
11-15-2006, 04:42 PM
Yo mammas teef ar sooo crooked when she smiles it looks like she's flashin gang signs.

yo mammas so ugly when we went to the zoo they tried to give us a reward for returning a missing gorilla.


yo mammas soo ugly we gotta feed that women with a slingshot.

Your mom's so stupid, under "address" she writes "Corner of Walk and Don't Walk."

Yo mommas so fat she eats "Wheat Thicks."

Just a few I have heard.

~Isaiah

autism
11-15-2006, 04:49 PM
Yo momma's hands are so crooked when she waves at you, you get angry cuz you think she's flipping you off.
SIBERIAN TIGER GET THAT SIG OUT OF HERE! KIDS ARE ON THIS SITE!
sO STUPID SHE THOUGHT fergie WAS THE queen of ENGLAND.

Shadow Kyogre GT2
11-15-2006, 06:14 PM
Yo mammas so fat, when she went to the bathroom her but got stuck!

Mew_fan
11-17-2006, 02:40 AM
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to kill a fish by drowning it!!! XD
Yo mama so stupid, she jumped off a cliff thinking her maxi pads had wings! XP
Yo mama so stupid, she installed a peep hole in a glass door!!! XD

pikachublue322
11-17-2006, 02:40 PM
Yo mama so ugly,she makes Micheal Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
Yo mama so fat,small objects orbit her.
Yo mama so ugly,when she was walking down the streets the night before halloween,people said"Crud!It's Halloween already?"
Yo mama so poor,she calls waving ice cream around "air conditioning".
Yo mama so poor,she was kicking a can down the sidewalk,and I asked her what she was doing.She said "Moving".
Yo mama so stupid,she brought a spoon to the Buper Bowl.
Yo mama so fat,when I told her to move her butt.She had to make two trips.

Dragon Hunter
11-17-2006, 02:58 PM
Yo Momma is so dumb she crossed the road while wearing a Zebra costume.

Yo Momma's a$$ is so hairy, she shaves her butt every two times a day.

Yo Momma's so damn skinny, she drinks with a straw! (not funny)

Yo Momma's eyes is so swollen, that she forced you to suck her eyeballs out.

Yo Momma's so stupid, she sucks eggs when no ones looking.

autism
11-17-2006, 05:00 PM
(to sth for improvements on his elevator joke)
Yo momma so fat when she got in the elevator the elevator music permanately turned into
"It's going down"(yung joc)

Grimdour the Rampager
11-17-2006, 08:54 PM
Yo momma's butt is so hairy, it looks like a black afro guy.

autism
11-17-2006, 11:37 PM
Dude that sucked more than me and your mom in a CONDOM garden.
(If you don't know what a condom is, good)

Grimdour the Rampager
11-17-2006, 11:40 PM
Dude that sucked more than me and your mom in a CONDOM garden.
(If you don't know what a condom is, good)
I know what a condom is.
And I just woke up.

autism
11-18-2006, 01:31 AM
Yo momma is like an oreo-cookie. She's tasty, she's black and she goes great with milk.
Yo momma loves AKON so much she shot yo dad, and turned herself in cuz she wanted to be a Convict.
Then she sexed the prison guard cause She wanna luv him.(Another pun((I wanna luv/**** u)

Dragon Hunter
11-18-2006, 03:08 PM
Yo momma's so slow, a red car had to drive her over after waiting for her to cross the road for 3 hours!

Yo momma told her young boyfriend "Could i be on top?" when they sounded hurt inside the bedroom.

autism
11-18-2006, 08:21 PM
Yo momma is so dumb she thought FERGALICIOUS is a brand candy made by the queen of england. She thought The game was football.

Nonstop
11-18-2006, 08:33 PM
Yo Mama IS so damn HAIRY She got Afro's ON her NIPPLES

autism
11-19-2006, 03:00 AM
Bow-wow got shortie like mine from yo moms.

pikachublue322
11-20-2006, 11:22 PM
Yo mama so stupid,she's stupid!!!Burnage!!!!
Yo mama so stupid,when she saw a box that said free with diamonds in it,she took the box.Only the box.
Yo mama so ugly,when she entered an ugly contest,they said "no profesinals allowed"
Yo mama so stupid,she took a free ballon from the ballon man and then turned herself in.

DarkAmethyst
11-21-2006, 02:40 PM
Yo mama is so dumb, she jumped off the top of the empire state building, and had to stop to ask directions on the way down

Mylo
11-21-2006, 04:16 PM
your momma so's ugly that when ur the doctor saw her he passed out ....


----- I know it sucks--------

Dragon Hunter
11-22-2006, 04:17 AM
Yo momma is so dumb, she went to Oprah Winfrey to get a pap smear. :silenced:

autism
11-24-2006, 04:51 AM
Yo mom is so deaf she thought Jiz- was the rapper.
Jay-z had 99 problems and yo mom makes 100.
She has such a bad voice that she makes nickleback seem like beyonce.

Anorexic Snorlax
11-24-2006, 05:03 AM
Heres a really dumb one!


Yo momma so stupid she threw up then said, "ALIENS ARE ATTACKING!!"

Exophi
11-24-2006, 05:28 AM
Yo momma so fat her shadow weighs eighty pounds.

autism
11-24-2006, 03:43 PM
Yo mommas are so dumb she thought snoop dogg was a peanuts character. So hairy she makes a sheep-dog look like charlie brown.
Tell yo moms that they left their g-strings at my house.
Let me tell ya that yo mom is such a hick
That whenever I f*** her
Yee-haw goes my d***!

autism
11-26-2006, 05:43 PM
(to ressurect this topic)
Sorry for 2posting)
Yo mom is so stupid she will.i.am was a dr. seuus character.

Shen
11-30-2006, 01:10 AM
Oh yeah? Your mom is so fat, she tried to get to Walmart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed right on Target!

Cameron123
11-30-2006, 01:19 AM
Oh yeah? Your mom is so fat, she tried to get to Walmart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed right on Target!
:eh: Yo mama so fat when someone said hall @** she took two trips.

Nicyboy
11-30-2006, 01:19 AM
Yo mamma's so fat, stupid AND ugly she's, the WHOLE REASON they created yo momma jokes!!

sonickid01
11-30-2006, 05:25 PM
I got a few...

Yo' Momma' WAS so fat until YOU were born!

And...

Your Mom's so fat, she goes trick-or-treating at two houses at once!

Your momma's so fat, when she jumped in a pool, Spain found her and claimed her as the new continent.

Your mom is so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes, "One, eleven, hey wait..."

Focal
11-30-2006, 05:54 PM
Hmm...

Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the weighing scale the numbers don't show the weight, they show how many pages you have to flip through.

Index:
0-<100 lbs.
100-<200 lbs.
etc.

-----

Seriously, I like this one from the offical show:

Yo momma's so old she was alive when rainbows were still in black and white.
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to alphabetise M&M's.

:D

autism
11-30-2006, 10:58 PM
Dtrainer you modeled that joke after the wendies one.
All the rest of you those jokes were hilarious. Especially that pages-scale one.
And whole reason joke.
Yo mom is so stupid and fat, she thought her butt was mount evere3st. AND SO DID
EDMUND AND HILLARY!:happy:

Nicyboy
11-30-2006, 11:09 PM
You momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
You momma's so fat she fit's in 5 timezones at once.

Shen
12-01-2006, 11:30 PM
Yo momma'a so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing "We Are Family!"

And btw autism, what do you mean I modeled that after a Wendy's one? I got this one years ago...also, which Wendy's one are you talking about?

ashketchum
12-10-2006, 06:40 AM
Yo momma so ugly. That when your grandma had her. She named her,"**** Happens.
Yo momma so fat, that when she went to a new resturant she ordered.."Tow nmbah 9's, a 45, 6, 7, 2 numbah 2's, and a mega jumbo chciken sandwhich that was wrapped up. And the fattest thing about that was. That...she ate the wrapper too.
Yo momma so fat, that when she was in a phat competition she didn't say P-H-A-T. Pretty hot and tempting. She said Pretty hungry and tummy.
^That wasn't really funny.
Yo momma so fat that she said she was running a day care center. And when the children got there, and she fattened them up, and then said get in my belly.
Your momma so fat. That when she had to say words related to diets she froze up, but once it was fat she named them all like..
Fat
Hungry
Starving
Your momma so fat that when she heard it was a thanks giving party at your uncle's house( her brother) she made two trips to McDonalds before she got to the house, and made 10 on the way home.

Yo momma so so ugly that it looked like her proactive went inactive.

pikachublue322
12-13-2006, 09:56 PM
Yo mama's so stupid,when she saw a box that said "free" she too ONLY the box and ran.
Yo mama so old,she sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo mama so stupid,when officer gave her a ticket for speeding,she took it to a movie theater.
Yo mama so fat,you would have to go ten times light speed to get around her...in a month!
Yo mama so fat,africans on islands use her to break open coconuts.
Yo mama so stupid,she screamed when she saw a computer mouse.
Yo mama so fat,she sat on a computer and made a laptop.
Yo mama so stupid,when she went on the bleachers in a basketball game,she brought bleach with her.

Calypso
12-14-2006, 04:25 PM
I don't know if this one has been done but my cousin sed it to me lol

"Your Mumma's so fat she need a matress for her sanity pad"

Lol:tongue:

Blue-
12-16-2006, 04:28 AM
Yo Mamma so fat she takes up two trains. (Somewhat dumb. )

ashketchum
12-22-2006, 02:16 AM
Yo momma so fat and big, that when she went to China. All the chinease people screamed Gayaka, Gayaka!( Godzilla! Godzilla!)

ZiVixx
12-28-2006, 04:04 PM
your momma so fat the ice cream man wanted her as a dj (somewhat stupid)

Pikachu_Ridin_Silverwind
01-06-2007, 01:55 PM
уσя мαммαѕ ѕσ αт ѕнє נυмρє∂ ∂σωη тнє gяαη∂ αηуση αη∂ gσт ѕтυк:happy:
уσя мαммαѕ ѕσ αт ѕнє ηєє∂ѕ α яαηє тσ нєℓρ нєя συт нєя αямнαιя:happy:

autism
01-18-2007, 09:03 PM
Yo momma's thongs are like yung-joc. IT'S GOING DOWN!:happy:Anywhere you need you guarantee its goin down.
Yo moms fatter than pikachuridinsilverwinds avatar.

avinash
01-21-2007, 08:06 PM
yo mamas so stupid, that she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
blaze

plusle and minun
01-22-2007, 12:35 AM
Yo mama's so fat when she wore a yellow jacket kids yelled " theres the bus".
( Can't think of any good ones)

avinash
01-23-2007, 12:10 PM
yo mommas so dum that when pikachu came, she said eek, its a pwnful red'n yellow dinosaur. (i cant think of no freaking dississ)

autism
01-26-2007, 10:46 PM
that joke is older than dirt man
But not as yomomma.

gun6
01-26-2007, 11:20 PM
Uh... this is only 3 days old. >_> Anyways...

Yo' momma so fat, when she falls down stairs, she's already at the bottom!

autism
02-07-2007, 10:18 PM
All y'alls momma are so dumb they thought that you made that up.
(hint hint)
Yo moomas so stupid she thought that's that was snoop RETIREMENT SONG!
good one

Kecleonfan666
02-16-2007, 12:54 AM
Yo momma so ugly, when an scientist went to the musuem, he saw her and screamed "THE MUMMYS CURSE!!!!!!!!!" And ran.

Silent Night
02-16-2007, 12:58 AM
Yo mama is so fat when she walked in front of the TV, I missed three whole seasons of the Simpsons.

Kecleonfan666
02-16-2007, 01:00 AM
Your momma so ugly, Daddy tries to sneak ot of the house each night! BRN!

Silent Night
02-16-2007, 01:02 AM
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a dollar she made change.

Kecleonfan666
02-16-2007, 01:13 AM
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a dollar she made change.

What...You momma so fat, when she was swimming, a fisherman hooked her and said "Wow! This one's putting up a fight! It's a big one!".

I know, not too good. i tried.

Silent Night
02-18-2007, 03:08 AM
What...You momma so fat, when she was swimming, a fisherman hooked her and said "Wow! This one's putting up a fight! It's a big one!".

I know, not too good. i tried.
Okay, that one was VERY retarded.

Matt
02-18-2007, 03:24 AM
Yo mama's so fat, she went to get a bikini wax, and the waxer said, "if you want your lawn cut, ask the guys behind the building."

Praise what I can make up off the top of my head.

Kecleonfan666
02-18-2007, 03:31 AM
Okay, that one was VERY retarded.

Yeah thanks for rubbing it in.:mad:

Silent Night
02-18-2007, 04:52 AM
Yeah thanks for rubbing it in.:mad:
No problem! :)

(word word)

gun6
02-18-2007, 05:40 AM
Yo' momma so fat, she sat on a Skitty and it said "Oh please, no more!"
^ :|

Yo' momma so stupid, she brought a net to a spelling bee.

Yo' momma so ugly, she makes the E.T. game look good.

magicarp009
02-18-2007, 05:41 AM
Yo mama's so fat, Groudon is her pet dog.

autism
02-24-2007, 08:54 PM
That other guys mom is so fat, Gun6s mom is HER pet!

Blue-
02-26-2007, 04:04 AM
Yo Mamma's so fat, that God pushed her and said, "Let there be light!"

I got that one from one of my good friends. xD

Professor Geoffrey
02-26-2007, 05:04 AM
Yo mamma's so fat, she ate a cake, and the world stopped rotating.

tygur
02-26-2007, 05:07 AM
yo momma so fat, she puts mayonaise on asprin.

yo momma so fat, when she hauls a**, it takes 2 trips.

~Falcon~
02-26-2007, 05:33 AM
wow, you got the first one off a cell phone commercial

tygur
03-05-2007, 12:27 AM
no, i got the second one off a cell phone commercial. the first one i got off yo mamma, the TV show with Fes.

Elmo's Heaven!!
03-05-2007, 12:54 AM
Yo mama is so fat she uses a toilet as a tampon.

c0rpsek1lla
03-05-2007, 06:29 PM
Yo momma so ugly, anorexic chicks go look at her when they wanna throw up.

Pooka
03-05-2007, 06:55 PM
Yo Momma's so fat she got more rolls than a bakery!

Kecleonfan666
03-09-2007, 02:03 AM
Yo momma SO fat, she's the reason the world is tilted!

BRN!!!!

autism
03-28-2007, 11:27 PM
Hehaw Heehoo heehee.
Yo mommas such a hick
that whenever I **** her YEEHAW goes my d---!
Yo mom so fat JOEY CRACK LOOKS ANOREXIC!

Professor Geoffrey
03-28-2007, 11:30 PM
Yo mamma's hair makes Jessie's hair (on a bad hair day) look like she just had a five star perm.

Kecleonfan666
03-29-2007, 12:18 AM
Yo Momma is SO stupid...
When a kid came up and asked her "How are babys made?"
Your momma said "I wanna know too!"

Shiny Loser
03-29-2007, 09:38 AM
Yo momma is so old that when I told her to act her own age, she died.

autism
03-29-2007, 08:22 PM
YO MOM IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT THOSE JOKES WERE ORIGINAL.
BRN!!!

Kecleonfan666
03-29-2007, 08:30 PM
YO MOM IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT THOSE JOKES WERE ORIGINAL.
BRN!!!

Who cares, when you participate in these things, you become less and less eligible to become moderators you know.

Shiny Loser
03-30-2007, 09:19 AM
Who cares, when you participate in these things, you become less and less eligible to become moderators you know.
What's wrong with being a mod? :O I'd better get outta here..

jk.

Yo momma so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction..

Gastlygoo
03-30-2007, 11:02 AM
What's wrong with being a mod? :O I'd better get outta here..

jk.

Yo momma so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction..
Yo momma is soo fat she made free willy look like a goldfish

umbreonandespeon
03-30-2007, 11:07 AM
yo momma so ugly,yo daddy met her in a dog house!!!:crackup:

Shiny Loser
03-30-2007, 02:52 PM
yo momma so old, she has false teeth.

Not funny?

Yo momma so stupid that she sticks her false teeth under her pillow for the tooth fairy.

Neo Emolga
03-30-2007, 03:17 PM
Who cares, when you participate in these things, you become less and less eligible to become moderators you know.

I'll tell you right now, that has nothing to do with it. XD

Gaia
03-30-2007, 03:24 PM
I'll tell you right now, that has nothing to do with it. XD

Hah! Own't. xD

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought her armpit was sweet. :P

Pooka
03-30-2007, 03:38 PM
Yo Momma's so ugly when she goes to the beach cats try to bury her.

umbreonandespeon
03-30-2007, 03:44 PM
Yo Momma's so ugly when she goes to the beach cats try to bury her.

lol at that one...BUT YO MOMMA so chubby,she couldn't fit in a swimming pool!!!

Yggdrasill
03-30-2007, 03:49 PM
This one has probably been posted before but:

Yo Mamma's so fat she stood on a weighing scale and it said "One at a time please".

autism
03-30-2007, 10:05 PM
Hey Ygg aren't you from serebii? Anyway
Any way Yo 36 year old momma is so fat I told her to act her age not her shoe size and she replied "They're the same."

Yggdrasill
03-31-2007, 05:08 PM
Hey Ygg aren't you from serebii? Anyway
I'm pretty sure you're thinking of 'Locke_Yggdrasill', since there's a user on Serebii with that username. ;)
I've never actually joined Serebii, don't see the point, although I browse around it sometimes.

Groudon_fan
03-31-2007, 05:27 PM
YO MOMMA is so ugly, she can only be YO MOMMA!

spr bhav
04-01-2007, 04:18 PM
Yo momma so fat when she sat at the back of a bus it did a wheelie.

Gastlygoo
04-03-2007, 09:14 PM
Yo momma so fat when she sat at the back of a bus it did a wheelie.
yo momma is so tall and fat the people below thought the sun burnt out

that sucked diddn't it

Kecleonfan666
04-04-2007, 12:47 AM
yo momma is so tall and fat the people below thought the sun burnt out

that sucked diddn't it

YO MOMMA is so ugly, that avatar is what she looks like O_o...

Gastlygoo
04-06-2007, 05:12 PM
YO MOMMA is so ugly, that avatar is what she looks like O_o...
Yo momma's so ugly she went to a strip club and they paid her to keep her clothes on


Yo momma's glasses are so thick she looked at a map and saw people waving

autism
04-07-2007, 11:26 PM
Yo mom is so nerdy, steve urkel looks likes ED N EDDY!

GaryEX
04-07-2007, 11:30 PM
I think this joke may have been said:

Yo mama so fat, I can think of a Yo Mama joke for her.

Calypso
04-08-2007, 12:45 AM
This one is a bit crude .... but what the heck!

"Yo Momma" so fat she need a matress for her "sanny" pad :l

Yer.

Moo...

The Jr Trainer
04-08-2007, 01:02 AM
yo momma so fat people ran marathans around her

Gastlygoo
04-08-2007, 02:38 PM
yo momma so fat people ran marathans around her
yo momma's so fat she has her own gravatational pull

Venusaur456
04-08-2007, 09:56 PM
Yo Momma so heavy that when she fell down there was an earthquake.

gun6
04-08-2007, 10:17 PM
Yo' momma so ugly, yo' daddy got a purple heart after you were born!

Yo' momma so fat, her butt got stuck in a black hole!

^ Lame, I know. :o

Lil Booo
04-09-2007, 07:39 PM
Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish. :tongue:

~Booo~

Operative
04-16-2007, 11:37 PM
Umm.I think I have a few that i made up and from my friends

yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean
yo momma so small she commits suicide by jumping off a curb
yo momma butt so big her butt claps when she walks

autism
05-18-2007, 08:37 PM
Each one good except the butt-clap one.

Yo mooma so old & ugly she's immortal The grim reapers terrified to go near her.:biggrin:
I think I posted that one here b4. Not sure.

Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish. :tongue:

~Booo~

I'd say booo to that one too. B U R N!

The Jr Trainer
05-18-2007, 08:41 PM
Yo mama so fat she sat on the Tiolet and it said "Get you fat #$% off me

Yo mama so stupid she walks out the window and jumps out the door

autism
05-18-2007, 09:14 PM
Yo moms ti** are so saggy I thought they were purses.

sonickid01
05-18-2007, 09:24 PM
Yer mom is so small, she has to play DDR on her remote to change the channel!

Dissed. *shot*

autism
05-20-2007, 08:27 PM
Yo moms a ****** (excuse my language please don't get angry)

she's so stupid she looked at her butt looking for a black hole!

.Felicia
05-20-2007, 08:59 PM
Yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

TheEvilDookie
05-20-2007, 09:04 PM
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a green sweater whith white stripes, she looks like a football feild!

autism
05-20-2007, 09:07 PM
Yo moms tits are so ginormous the dairy farm is having competition! FREE MILK! :lick:

WifiFX
05-20-2007, 09:09 PM
yo mommas like a 747, shes got a 3 man cockpit

BladeTest
05-20-2007, 09:20 PM
Yo Mama Soooo Fat when she satnd on the scale is says To Be Contiued

autism
05-21-2007, 12:05 AM
yo mommas like a 747, shes got a 3 man cockpit


***damn that was good. talk about burn! **** that was the best one here.

Gastlygoo
05-27-2007, 06:35 PM
***damn that was good. talk about burn! **** that was the best one here.
yo momma's so fat she's the reason the Titanic sank!

Midnight
05-27-2007, 06:48 PM
Yo mama's so skinny that when she takes a shower, she has to run around to get wet.
Yo mama's so stupid; it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she jumped out the window, she went up.

:razz:

Adorable_Umbreon
05-27-2007, 06:56 PM
Your mommas so stupid
When she looked outside and saw a bus full of white kids pass by
she yelled
"STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

=o

Charbok
05-27-2007, 11:02 PM
yo momma's so fat she has her own gravatational pull

Everyone has their own gravitational pull. It's just that the bigger you are, the more gravity you have. So if you we as big as the moon, people could walk on you all around.

WifiFX
05-27-2007, 11:14 PM
***damn that was good. talk about burn! **** that was the best one here.

LOL, everyone here flatters me....as if you were talking about my mom...:eek: you are...aren't you?

sonickid01
05-27-2007, 11:54 PM
Your mom is so fat, when she was on TV, they needed 6 channels to cover the whole story.

Dissed.

autism
05-28-2007, 12:16 AM
Your mommas so stupid
When she looked outside and saw a bus full of white kids pass by
she yelled
"STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

=o

Yo mom IS a twinky.

No but wifi that was the best one here. I still think you shoulda censored co-- in cockpit cause its talking bout penises.:silenced:

WifiFX
05-28-2007, 12:18 AM
No but wifi that was the best one here. I still think you shoulda censored co-- in cockpit cause its talking bout penises.

Yeah, but it ruins it..Plus I litterally just was talking about a cockpit and if you can't take uncensored, you shouldn't be in this thread..:wink:

autism
05-28-2007, 02:38 PM
Sorry I thought you meant *****es.

Anyway yo mom so fat I looked and said
Omg pokemon do exist! Look at that Snorlax!"

WifiFX
05-28-2007, 03:02 PM
Sorry I thought you meant *****es.

Anyway yo mom so fat I looked and said
Omg pokemon do exist! Look at that Snorlax!"

LOL, I did mean ****es....just, In the sentence, it sounded like what you sit in in an airplane.....specifically, a 747.


OMG!!! A Slaking!!!!

sonickid01
05-28-2007, 03:04 PM
Your mom is so fat, she shaves with a lawnmower.

legendarychamp22
05-28-2007, 03:05 PM
Yo mama's so fat that when I was taking her picture, and said "cheese", she said where?

FlashCannonHippo
05-28-2007, 07:25 PM
Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the talking scale, it said, "Oh, HELL no!''

autism
05-28-2007, 10:30 PM
Yo mom is a FLASHcannonHIPPO! YEOW BURN!

Steven
05-29-2007, 05:38 PM
Yo momma so ugly, you're adopted!

sonickid01
05-29-2007, 05:55 PM
Your mom WAS so fat, and then you were born!

YGTBK
05-29-2007, 06:28 PM
Yo momma so fat and stupid when ur dad asked her "Do you want a byte to eat?" She said sure and bit a hole in the computer screen.

Lol... Isnt it corny? :P

FlashCannonHippo
05-29-2007, 10:38 PM
Yo mom is a FLASHcannonHIPPO! YEOW BURN!

Yo joke is so bad, I shot both you and yo momma! But the bullet got stuck in yo momma's flubber.

pokemanjosh
05-30-2007, 06:08 PM
yo mamma is so stuped she got locked in a drug store and staved to death.

WifiFX
05-30-2007, 06:57 PM
yo mamma is so stuped she got locked in a drug store and staved to death.

duhh...drug store...she got high off of the wrong pills.:eek:

Azumao
05-30-2007, 07:09 PM
I don't know any good ones.

Uh..yo momma's so crazy she had you!

No...I know the old ones, like yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she goes outside and smiles the traffic slows down.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stands on the sidewalk wearing a yellow raincoat, the kids line up for the school bus.

Okay, I'll stop being lame now.

WifiFX
05-30-2007, 07:10 PM
I don't know any good ones.

Uh..yo momma's so crazy she had you!

No...I know the old ones, like yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she goes outside and smiles the traffic slows down.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stands on the sidewalk wearing a yellow raincoat, the kids line up for the school bus.

Okay, I'll stop being lame now.

those aren't lame! They're unique! I like 'em.

Azumao
05-30-2007, 07:52 PM
those aren't lame! They're unique! I like 'em.

xD Thanks, I suppose. Lol.

pokemanjosh
05-30-2007, 09:35 PM
duhh...drug store...she got high off of the wrong pills.:eek:


lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!!

pokemanjosh
05-30-2007, 09:37 PM
man i need to write these down, there good!!! Oh and I have another one. Yo Mama's so fat, when she tried to jump on the trampoline, her head hit the ground and made a crater.

Azumao
06-01-2007, 10:48 PM
Yo momma's so fat, when God said "Let there be light!" she had to move.

autism
06-01-2007, 10:48 PM
Lol to that one.
Yo mom got ticked because she had to pay $13 for 50 cent album. (that is good!)

sonickid01
06-01-2007, 10:49 PM
Your mom is so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

And she's so fat that she has to use diet soap.

Gastlygoo
06-01-2007, 10:56 PM
Your mom is so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

And she's so fat that she has to use diet soap.
yo momma is soo fat when she went to A&W she asked for a root beer. A&W asked what size? she said tha one on the roof

Azumao
06-01-2007, 11:16 PM
Yo mamma's so old, she owes Jesus $3.

Groudon_fan
06-01-2007, 11:40 PM
Yo Momma so Stupid that she Uses a Torch to look in the Gunpower Case.

autism
06-02-2007, 01:26 AM
(I'm probably gonna get banned for this but)
Heres me and yo moms.

~C

FlashCannonHippo
06-03-2007, 10:50 PM
(I'm probably gonna get banned for this but)
Heres me and yo moms.

~C

wtf? I don't get it.

autism
06-04-2007, 02:22 AM
If you don't get it. I'm lucky. Take a ood look at the sign. If you're a female child chances are you won't get it.

Anyway yo moms an archeologist and she loves to dig for my rock.

Azumao
06-04-2007, 10:24 AM
O.o

I get the joke, and I think it makes you quite creepy. Along with the one after it.

autism
06-04-2007, 09:37 PM
There's no reason to make "mom so **** ty jokes" is there?

sonickid01
06-04-2007, 10:55 PM
Your mom is so stupid that she bought an air-conditioned motorcycle.

autism
06-11-2007, 07:39 PM
That doesn't even make sense.

Exon Auxus
06-11-2007, 07:51 PM
wtf? I don't get it.

If you don't get it, you're too young to even be on a forum....

Yo momma's house is so cheap, I walk through the front door and fall out the back porch.

My god tha twas lame...

Anastasia-R
06-11-2007, 07:59 PM
wtf? I don't get it.

I'm only 11 and I understand!...I can't make good ones up by the way.

autism
06-12-2007, 11:42 PM
Enough of that let's drop it. Anyway yo mom is so fat BOYKEN looks anorexic.

Phantom Kat
06-13-2007, 01:07 AM
Yo Momma is so ugly, God regrets ever saying, "Let there be Light!"

Yo Momma is so stupid that when somebody offered her an M&M, she ate on of the band members.

God that was lame... :rolleyes:

autism
06-13-2007, 10:31 PM
Really lame seeing as eminem isn't a band; it's one person.

General Dunsparce
06-13-2007, 10:35 PM
yo mama so old that when we were watching the discovery channel about dinosaurs i swear i say her.:tongue:that was terrible

Phantom Kat
06-14-2007, 01:56 AM
Yo mamma is so stupid that when the lights went out in her house, she tried to call the telephone company from her phone.

autism
06-15-2007, 08:15 PM
I ain't like a rapper
I aint gon' be profane
Yo momma so crazy
Jackass looks sane.

sonickid01
06-16-2007, 04:25 AM
Your mom is such a sl*t, she carries around a mattress on her back.

You don't get that, boot yourself 0ff t3h f0rum.

EDIT: There's a censor on that word?

autism
06-17-2007, 01:24 PM
I get it. And yes there is a censor on that word. **** see?
Yo mom is so nerdy Steve ukel looks like stefan.

pokemanjosh
06-20-2007, 12:25 PM
here are my favrite yo mamma jokes posted on this thread:

Yo Mama's so fat, when she tried to jump on the trampoline, her head hit the ground and made a crater.

Yo joke is so bad, I shot both you and yo momma! But the bullet got stuck in yo momma's flubber.

Your mom is so fat, she shaves with a lawnmower

Yo mamma is so stupid, that she was working at an m&m factory and she got fired for throwing away all the m&m's that said W.

yo momma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

yo mama's so dumb she had to DIG for her IQ score

"Your mama so stupid,when she got locked in a grocery store,she starved to death.

Yo momma so fat that when she walked past the TV I missed the whole first season of The Simpsons!

Yo Mama's so poor, when i went to your house and tried out your skate board, she shouted, "Hey you! Get off the family Car!"

Yo Mama's butt is so big, when she sits down, she stands 3 feet tall.

Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mama's so fat, even Bill gates couldnt pay for her liposuction.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to kill a shark by drowning it in seawater.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to kill an eagle by throwing off a cliff.

yo mommas so fat that when she went into the elevator, she pressed the up button but the elevator went down.

Your mamas so stupid she alphabatized her M&Ms.

Your mamas so stupid she locked her self out of her motorcycle.

Your mamas so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!

Lord Torterra
06-20-2007, 01:59 PM
yo momma's so ugly that she makes nerds look 6-e!

autism
06-20-2007, 07:10 PM
yo mom's tits are so flat we need to be like rich boy and "throw some d's" on that *****.

yo mom is so old she makes andre3000(outkast) look like andre-1.

Wingull
06-20-2007, 10:48 PM
Your momma is so fat, that when she went to the beach, a whale came out and started to sing "We are family!"

Or

Your momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and died out of hunger!

autism
06-21-2007, 01:10 AM
The whale one is good but if you look a few posts above your own, someone posted the "starve-in-the-grocery-store" joke.

Lord Torterra
06-21-2007, 01:30 AM
yo mommas so stupid she couldn't READ the few posts above so she posted that joke
lawl awesome comeback by me :hungry:

autism
06-30-2007, 12:13 PM
Yo mom is an awesome comeback. Always comin back for ore.

Anyway Yo mom is so stupid she **** ed bow-wow so she could be done doggystyle.

scott_man
07-01-2007, 09:41 AM
MY FAV 10

1. Y0 M0MMA iz S0 FAT, Y0U CAN'T SEE HER NECK, DATz WHY SHE USES DA B0DY WASH "HEAD AND SH0lDERz"

2. Y0 M0MMA iZ S0 FAT, WHEN i SAT NEXT T0 HER, i T0lD HER T0 SC00T T0 THE LEFT, i ENDED All DA WAY AT DA RiGHT

3. Y0 M0MMA iz S0 STUPiD, SHE STUCK TW0 BATTERIES UP HER A** AND SAiD "i G0T DA P0WER !!"

4. Y0 M0MMA iz S0 SKiNNY, THEY HAD T0 TAKE DA PiCTURE F0R HER DRiVERz liSCENS 0N DA SiDE 0F DA CARD

5. Y0 M0MMA iz S0 UGlY, Y0UR REAllY AD0PTED, BECAUSE DATz DA CH0ICE THAT Y0UR DAD MADE ( i KN0W KiNDA MEAN )

6. Y0 M0MMA iz S0 UGlY, WHEN SHE TRiED T0 ENTER DA UGlY C0NTEST, THE jUDGE SAiD "S0RRY, N0 PR0FFESSi0NAlz"

7. Y0 M0MMA iz S0 UGlY, WHEN SHE l00KED iN DA MiRR0R, HER REFLECTI0N FliPPED HER 0FF

8. Y0 M0MMA iz S0 P00R, WHEN i STEPPED 0N A CiGARETTE, SHE SAiD, HEY WH0 TURNED
0FF DA HEATER !!

9. Y0 M0MMA iz S0 DARK, WHEN SHE RIDEz HER M0T0RCYClE, THEY CAll HER GH0ST RiDER

10. Y0 M0MMA iz S0 DARK, WHEN SHE FEll 0FF D CliFF, SHE GAVE S0ME0NE DA iDEA T0 MAKE A M0ViE CAllED "DARKNESS FAllz"