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Dr Scott
08-18-2006, 07:02 AM
Well ...

*Stares Lil in the eye and moves hand in Jedi manner* This doesn't bug you. It's just one thread. And it promotes well being and good fun within the URPG. You will allow. Plus, you'll give me some cookies... And make 'em Choco Chip foo'!

*Beheads anyeone still up*

Try to make it kind of long, and be nice to each other.

If you mess it up, Howard Dean will keel you.

Thrall
08-18-2006, 07:09 AM
*revives*

*Sends Bob Dole fans after Scott*

*Fair and Scott have a showdown*

*I blow both of them up with Rhino testicals*

Pwnage.

Lord Celebi
08-18-2006, 07:10 AM
w00t! t3h l00ki3 OMFGWTFBBQ Thread is back! 00ber w00t!

*Becomes the God of the Internet*

Remember when the Grim Reaper and the God of the Internt faced off once?

*Scott and mm spontaneously implode*

Dr Scott
08-18-2006, 07:11 AM
*Bob Dole gets massacred by crazy Howard Dean* BYYAAAHHHH!

*Howard Dean punches MM in the gut* BYYYAAHHH!!!!

*Howard Dean punches Rhinos in the belly* BYYYAAHHH x 2!!!!!

*Cuts open Rhino and shoves MM in the belly* Just like Han Solo did to Luke Skywalker...

Thrall
08-18-2006, 07:12 AM
*revives*

*turns into Neo Pikachu*

"Thats god Modding!"

*rust banned from pe2k*

Rust: I have nothing to live for.

*kills rust with a lightsaber*

Dr Scott
08-18-2006, 07:18 AM
*Howard Dean punches Rust* BYYYAHHHH!!!!

~Too note : Please use god, because using it in the capital sense might be a little offensive to some ^^.

*Beheads Rust and then throws the head at MM, hitting him in the leg*

*Force Pushes the head and MM back into the cut open Rhino*

Thrall
08-18-2006, 07:20 AM
*gets out of Rhino*

That was icky.

*Picks up gender ray gun and zap's Scott turning him into a female*

Oh crap its that time of month! *hides in bomb shelter with a billion guards*

HA beat that!

Dr Scott
08-18-2006, 07:24 AM
*Walks in front of a mirror. Jumps. Walks up to MM, kicks him in the ... ... lower gut. Walks on him with high heels. Wears skirts.*

*Grabs Gender Gun and turns male again*

*Wears a kilt and plays the bagpipe.*

*Sicks giant Furbie on MM*

Thrall
08-18-2006, 07:26 AM
Oh its so cute and AHHHH!

*Picks up Ban hammer and smashes Furby with it*

Now its time to play.

*Brings out Sephiroth Chewing Gum*

Turns you into Sephiroth in thirty minutes huh?

*chews gum turning into Sephiroth*

Prepare to die!

*cuts Scotts kilt with his sword then cuts his arm off*

Dr Scott
08-18-2006, 07:33 AM
*Turns into Aeris*

*Looks at Sephiroth.*

Wait, this isn't going to help me a bit ...

*Turns into Cloud*

I do'nt like the hair...

*Turns into Sora*

MUCH better!

*Uses the keyblade to open the door ... to the Rhino's stomach...*

*Kicks Sephiroth in*

Thrall
08-18-2006, 07:47 AM
Ha! Sora can't defeat Sephiroth

*cuts Rhino open*

Now you shall feel my true strength!

*turns into last level Bizzaro Sephiroth*

METEOR SHOWER

*Meteors rain on Sora and kill him*

PWNAGE!

Dr Scott
08-18-2006, 07:50 AM
*Tink heals Sora* Sora can own Sephiroth! I've done it before ...

*Sora turns into dual wielding Sora*

*Riku the badass guy with a blindfold whoops on Sephiroth a bit*

*Goofy slams into Sephiroth*

*Donald thunders Sephiroth, turning all that long hair up* O.O That's a weird mental image...

*Howard Dean kicks Sephorith* BYYAHHHH!!!!

Thrall
08-18-2006, 08:10 AM
Now thats it. CLOUD GET OVER HERE!

TWO WINGED ANGEL TIME!

*Fuses with Cloud to become Two Winged Angel.*

*Slices goofies head off and cuts donals neck making him bleed to death. Slices Howard Dean in two. Uses dark powers to rip apart Sora slowly then finishes him off with Meteor and Holy.*

*Kadaji haha he's from the FF7 Advent Children Movie you never saw. he's the remnant of Sephiroth slices Riko into four pieces. Vincent Valentine and Squall also come and cut up Sora some more to the point that he's grinded meat.*

Thats pwnage.

Dr Scott
08-18-2006, 08:17 AM
*All people come back* Yes, but you haven't taken into account that while FF characters have limitations and such, and can die, look at how much Disney characters and other cartoon characters go through and life!

*Axel comes in and burns Kada dude.*

*Master Mode Sora shoves a Keyblade into Two Winged Persons eye*

*Howard Dean goes into Presidential mode and sicks the army on Two Wing Person*

*Hillary Clinton slaps Two Wing Person*

*Bill Clinton tries to sleep with Tifa*

*Master Chief comes in followed by Red Versus Blue characters, randomly throwing plasma grenades*

Thrall
08-18-2006, 08:27 AM
Sephy gets tired of being shot at and uses Supernova destroying the world killing everything.

Heh...

Dr Scott
08-18-2006, 08:31 AM
*Planet blows up and Sephy is teleported to Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha*

*Random Halo 2 fight is going on*

*All fighters stop, pointing at Sephy*

LOOK! A NEWB!

*Sephy gets hit by a rocket launcher, a plasma pistol, a energy sword, gets ran over by a Warthog/Puma, gets shot at by a Plasma Rifle, and is body humped by 20 Halo 2 players*

HAHAHA NEWB! we pwn u!

Player Howard Dean has entered the area

o no ! its Howard Dean!

BYYYAAHHHH!

Thrall
08-18-2006, 08:49 AM
*Howard Dean gets Teleported to Final Fantasy 7 Live Stream Zone*

Ha look its a noob that thinks he can beat me!

Bring it.

Howard Dean gets hit by Tifa's fists, Berry's chaingun,Vincent Valentines pistal, Kadaji's sword.

"Ugh I'm dead..."

*Sephiroth comes back with twenty halo 2 players heads in his hand*

Holy crap its Sephiroth.

Get me a drink....

Dr Scott
08-18-2006, 08:57 AM
*Halo 2 player responds multiple times* lolz sweet

*Scott hands Sephy a lawsuit* Cutting ones head off is my trademark, so since you didn't mention me in the Beheading or sacrifice the head to me, you owe me lots of money.



~ 2006, the year of Howard Dean

Thrall
08-18-2006, 01:44 PM
I counter sue with sexual harrasment. You owe Sephiroth lots of money!

Ridley
08-18-2006, 01:52 PM
The lookie thread's back?
*applause*

Thrall
08-18-2006, 01:54 PM
Yes it is. I didn't qui bugging Scott until he brought it back on AIM.

*Sephiroth stabs Ridly in the forhead and feeds him to his mom as a Ridly-A-Bob.*

Sorry man you stepped in a Howard Dean vs Sephiroth Warzone....

Ridley
08-18-2006, 02:04 PM
*revives automatically*
I'll just watch from where nobody can hit me

Thrall
08-18-2006, 02:11 PM
Heh you'll always get hurt in da lookie man. Time for a new victim to gett Halo 2 humped or Sword raped.

Ham and Cheese
08-18-2006, 02:12 PM
*shoots MM down with a machine gun (and of course I look cool doing it)* Quiet you!!

Thrall
08-18-2006, 02:14 PM
MM isn't in the Lookie f00. I'm the Final Fantast VII charecter Sephiroth.

*Picks up NGA and throughs her in a toaster*

*Feeds her to the PopTarts*

*Feeds the PopTarts to Ridly*

Ham and Cheese
08-18-2006, 02:18 PM
MM isn't in the Lookie f00. I'm the Final Fantast VII charecter Sephiroth.

*Picks up NGA and throughs her in a toaster*

*Feeds her to the PopTarts*

*Feeds the PopTarts to Ridly*
*uses ORLY?!! FORCE on Sephiroth*

Ridley
08-18-2006, 02:20 PM
Who's Ridly?
*eats a pie*

Thrall
08-18-2006, 02:21 PM
Ugh must over come O RLY power! Counter with COMBATE FOR MY!!!!!!

*Flies into the air carrying NGA*

*Tosses her into a swarm of Locust*

*They eat her*

*Takes Ridly's pie and runs off*

Ridley
08-18-2006, 02:22 PM
I really need to know who Ridly is.

*summons Serris*
*Serris eats Sephiroth*

Ham and Cheese
08-18-2006, 02:24 PM
*calls upon the M4D 1335 SKILLZ OF DR. PHIL on Sephiroth*

*watches Sephiroth scream with pain*

Ridley
08-18-2006, 02:25 PM
*calls upon the M4D 1335 SKILLZ OF DR. PHIL on Sephiroth*

*watches Sephiroth scream with pain*
1335 xD


*eats a PSP*
Minus 1 point for Sony.

Thrall
08-18-2006, 02:27 PM
Holy sh*t were am I.

*Turns into 2 Wing Angel*

*Cuts open Serris*

*Kills Ridley, Retarded and John*

Dr.Phil Confronts Sephiroth

*I have no mother problems because I killed her*

No its because your a dush

AHHHH!

Counter Attack With

Oprah Winfrey Storm Thingy!

*Oprah Winfrey kicks Dr.Phil in the lower gut*

Thanks Oprah

No Problem Two Winged Angel.

Ridley
08-18-2006, 02:28 PM
Seriously, who's Ridly?!?!

By the way, Serris is invincible.
*Sephiroth is kicked out of battle*

Thrall
08-18-2006, 02:31 PM
Two Winged Angel is very strong and can't be kicked out. There is no invincibility in Lookie! Sephiroth is a God thanks to the LifeStream but I'm making him feel pain.

*Summons all FF7 and FF8 Charecters to come*

*They beat down and body hump Serris to death*

*Then they body hump Ridley!*

Ridley
08-18-2006, 02:39 PM
No, I hate hump/secks/blahthatkindofstuff anywhere.

So, I am not affected by that stuff, don't do it to me.
Do it to something else.

Thrall
08-18-2006, 02:44 PM
Dude thats totally against the rules. You feel the bad. You send it back to Sephiroth (as in me). Do something crazy.

*calls Howard Dean*

Lets go kick some NGA and Ridley ass!

*Howard Dean punches Ridley in the head and kicks him into a T-Rex*

BYYYAHHHHHH

*Sephiroth sneaks up behind NGA and sets her hair on fire and kicks her into the T-Rex*

BYYYAHHHHH

*Sephiroth then kicks Howard Dean into the T-Rex*

BYYYAHHHH!

Lord Celebi
08-18-2006, 04:54 PM
I'm BAAAAAAACK! Its time to play

RUST ROULETTE!

Now, all of you are on a roulette... I'll spin and whoever gets chosen gets punished. *coughistolethisfrombobobo*

WhollitbewhollitbeWhollitbewhollit...

Howard Dean...

Now, your punsihment...

WhatllitbewhatillitbeWhatllitbewhatillit...

A Bath with Piranhas!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ham and Cheese
08-18-2006, 05:04 PM
*summons Dr. Phil*

HOW MAY I BE OF ASSISSTANCE?

Me: Go and beat rust to a pulp!
Dr. Phil: But why, he never did anything--
Me: HE'S TOM CRUISE IN DISGUISE!

Dr. Phil: PREPARE TO DIE, RUST! *uses 1335 sk1llZ on rUsT*

Lord Celebi
08-18-2006, 05:15 PM
Time to spin the Roulette again!

WhollitbewhollitbeWhollitbewhollit...

Dr. Phil...

Now, your punsihment...

WhatllitbewhatillitbeWhatllitbewhatillit...

Being locked in a room with Howard Dean, Micheal Jackson, and Tom Cruise for 100 years!

MUAHAHAHAHAAH!

Ham and Cheese
08-18-2006, 05:18 PM
Dr. Phil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Me: STFU! You were useless anyway!

*summons JERRY SPRINGER*

Jerry Springer: HOW MAY I BE OF ASSISSTANCE?!
Me: Burn rust's roulette to the ground, and break his legs and neck!
Jerry Springer: But what did he ever do to--
Me: HE'S DR. PHIL IN DISGUISE!
Jerry Springer: OMGWTFBBQ! *uses EMBARRASSING ATTACK on RUST*

Thrall
08-18-2006, 05:19 PM
rust your going down. Sephiroth style. Lets play the "Beat rust with bats.

*puts rust on a giant spinning board, then begins to beat him with a bat.*

*next lets play "Lets through knives at rust*

*throws his sword at rusts head killing him*

Game over :susp: ....

Lord Celebi
08-18-2006, 05:21 PM
WhollitbewhollitbeWhollitbewhollit...

Miloticmaster!

Now, your punsihment...

WhatllitbewhatillitbeWhatllitbewhatillit...

You have to participate in the WAR Debate section this week representing Team Aqua, if you don't...

WhatllitbewhatillitbeWhatllitbewhatillit...

You'll be repeatedly hit in the testicles with a metal bat...

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ridley
08-18-2006, 05:27 PM
uh
*eats everyone*
I win, good game.

Ham and Cheese
08-18-2006, 05:28 PM
You forgot that Jerry Springer is coming after you and burning your roulette!

Lord Celebi
08-18-2006, 05:29 PM
You forgot that Jerry Springer is coming after you and burning your roulette!

*Grabs another Roulette from a Roulette Tree and beats Jerry Springer to death with it*

:cool:

Ham and Cheese
08-18-2006, 05:30 PM
You SUCK.

*beats rust with a metal bat*

Marth
08-18-2006, 05:31 PM
Reveals himself from the shadow, with a big cage bigger than before...
Last time...rats killed you all...this time...GO! EVIL HAMSTERS!
The hamsters eat everything and transform y'all in a biiig pile of dung.

Lord Celebi
08-18-2006, 05:33 PM
*Watches hamsters devour NGA and turn her into dung*

MUAHAHA!

*Hamsters try to eat me*

*Breaks out mad Kung-Fu skillz*

*Hamsters also know Kung-Fu*

SH*T!

*Fights hamsters to the death, where in the end, all of us die*

*Respawns and laughs at the fact that the hamsters don't respawn*

Ham and Cheese
08-18-2006, 05:35 PM
*comes back as a zombie*

N0W J00 SH4Ll F33L M4H M4D wR4tH!!!1111111

*uses UBER 1335 ARMAGEDDON SK1LLZ on rust*

Lord Celebi
08-18-2006, 05:45 PM
*Holds up anti-UBER 1335 ARMAGEDDON SK1LLZ Shield*

*Beats NGA with a lead pipe*

Ridley
08-18-2006, 06:21 PM
I AM 1337 AND I WIN YAY HAHAHA
*dies from a fly*

Dr Scott
08-18-2006, 07:07 PM
*Random sniper head shots Marth* hahaha pwned rook

*Random plasma gernade blows up Ridley* ooooo what a throw

*random tank blows holes in Rust* hahaha!

*Ham and Cheese is cooked for dinner* Yum!

*Beheads MM, shoving his body back in the Rhino*

Lord Celebi
08-18-2006, 07:11 PM
*Random Rhino mauls Scott to death*

Thrall
08-18-2006, 07:16 PM
Ugh my head >.>.

*Turns into Da Ultimate Sephiroth and Cloud guy*

*Stabs Marth in the gut and slices his arm off*

*Then I turn it into sushi and begin feeding it to people*

*I put poisen in it so everyone dies of Violent Diarhea exept me*

SEPHIROTH PWNAGE j00!

Jack of Clovers
08-18-2006, 08:02 PM
I said I'd lock it again. Yes, I'm no fun. :tongue:

Spread the Lookie-love around the other threads.

~Jack~