Mew Glitch Make-up

[pikachublue322]

Hello,in this game people will post their own MADE-UP [I emphasize that word]
Mew glitch.It doesn't have to be something thats possible in the game just anything,and please state which version the glitch you made up is in.OK,I'll go first this is for G/S/C.
Step 1:Call the Fuschia City Pizza Hut and order a large pepperoni pizza with a medium Dr. Pepper for delivery at Proffesser Oak's Lab.
Step 2:Wait for the Delivery Guy.
Step 3:Once you get the pizza go through the Viridian Woods Carrying the Food.
Step 4:Halfway through the forest you'll see a snorlax lying in your path,it will then wake
up from the smell of your pizza.He'll ask for it.
Step 5:Give it to him and then he'll say "OMG this pizza so good, I love ya foreva."
Step 6:Watch him devour the pizza.[that pig]
Step 7:Once he's done he'll fart and an egg will launch out of his buttock and fly to Fuschia City.
Step 8:Hope you have a noseplug and go to Fuschia City.
Step 9:Next to an egg,you'll see a man lying in pain,take the egg and book it.
Step 10:Then crack the egg open and a Mew will come out.
Step 11:Shoot it with a tranquilizer dart before it flys away.
Step 12:Throw a Pokeball at it and you have a Mew.
One more thing you can make a How to Get story on any legendary pokemon.
Now let the games begin!

[Entei_3000]

Step 1. Go fishing and catch 45 Goldeen, 60 Magicarp and 72 Horsea.
Step 2. Release 10 of the Goldeen, 50 of the Magicarp, and 16 of the Horsea.
Step 3. Releasing the Pokemon will make Mew appear.
Step 4. Battle Mew and get it down to 5 HP.
Step 5. Use a Pokeball on Mew, and there you go! (If you don't have any more Pokeballs left over from catching the Pokemon, oh well!)

[pikachublue322]

No offense or anything,but there is not enough of variety.For some ideas go here:
http://www.trsrockin.com/mew.html

[Draconic_Espeon]

Okay, this is one on how to get both Latias and Latios AS A PAIR. For Ruby only, it doesn't work with anything else. (:rolleyes:)

1) You have to capture Groudon with a Pokeball by using a Skiploom. HAVE to. It won't work otherwise.
2) Let out your Groudon and completely destroy Mossdeep and Sootopolis. Leave nothing, and no one, left standing.
3) As you escape from the reckage of Sootopolis, you will be confronted by all three of the original Legendary birds, along with Lugia. Battle and catch them all the same way you caught Groudon.
4) After you catch them, a Lapras will come up with a man on the back, asking you if you would like to go to Kanto. Say yes, and you will be instantly transported there.
5) You will arrive at Cinnabar. Just like in Crystal/Silver/Gold, it will have been destroyed by a volcano. Using Lugia, fly to the crater in the center.
6) There, you will find Kyogre. Battle Kyogre using Groudon, but you MUST NOT capture it, no matter how much you may be tempted.
7) Defeated, shimmering light will envelope it, leaving an egg. Pick it up and take it with you.
8)Go back to Hoenn with the man, and wait until the egg hatches. It will be the baby form of both Latias and Latios; Lotial. It should look like a smaller version of them, and be striped white with gray and red with blue. If it is not, start over beginning at step two, for you will find Sootopolis and Mossdeep have been rebuilt in your absence and your Legendaries other than Groudon have escaped. You may have to do this up to twenty times. Five is the norm, though.
9) If it is Lotial, go back to Sootopolis, which will be a barren wasteland if you have done this correctly so far. You will find both Latios and Latias at its center. Battle and capture them in a double battle using Groudon and Articuno to take out Latias, and Moltres and Zapdos to take out Latios.

There. My completely made up, untrue, how-to-capture-Latias-and-Latios guide.

[pikachublue322]

Not bad.I'll be coming up with one soon I'll edit this post when I'm done.

[GaryEX]

Hello,in this game people will post their own MADE-UP [I emphasize that word]
Mew glitch.It doesn't have to be something thats possible in the game just anything,and please state which version the glitch you made up is in.OK,I'll go first this is for G/S/C.
Step 1:Call the Fuschia City Pizza Hut and order a large pepperoni pizza with a medium Dr. Pepper for delivery at Proffesser Oak's Lab.
Step 2:Wait for the Delivery Guy.
Step 3:Once you get the pizza go through the Viridian Woods Carrying the Food.
Step 4:Halfway through the forest you'll see a snorlax lying in your path,it will then wake
up from the smell of your pizza.He'll ask for it.
Step 5:Give it to him and then he'll say "OMG this pizza so good, I love ya foreva."
Step 6:Watch him devour the pizza.[that pig]
Step 7:Once he's done he'll fart and an egg will launch out of his buttock and fly to Fuschia City.
Step 8:Hope you have a noseplug and go to Fuschia City.
Step 9:Next to an egg,you'll see a man lying in pain,take the egg and book it.
Step 10:Then crack the egg open and a Mew will come out.
Step 11:Shoot it with a tranquilizer dart before it flys away.
Step 12:Throw a Pokeball at it and you have a Mew.
One more thing you can make a How to Get story on any legendary pokemon.
Now let the games begin!
Step 1: Beat the Elite 4
Step 2: Find it in the wild
Step 3: Only used a Poke Ball, no other ball will work even the Master Ball!

[pikachublue322]

Again,it is kind of lacking variety.Anyone else?

[Hypocrisy is Fun]

To get mew in emerad:

Okie all you need to do is first catch all the pokemon including mew and celebi. Then you got to prof elm and he will say, turn off the power, so when you do, turn it back on, and you will be at the pokegods. They will comabat you for the win. DO NOT LOSE THIDS!!!!111 okie when you beet them they will say you are the legendary Thunder Cat who will lead them to victory against the evil pokedemons. The pokedemons looks kinda stupid, but then again, what dosent, Malcom X? When you are done talking they will throw you into a pit. There will be your dad, and he will say, "YOU WANT COMBATE FOR MY!!!! YOU GET COMBATE FOR MY!!!!!" He will then battle you. Dont worry about him, he has noob pokemon. Entei lv 6, Zubat Egg, and Raichu lv 10. After you beat him, a door will open, go into it.

There you will C a pokedemon. He is only lv 24, but dont let your guard down, he is a ground metal type. his strongerst attack is areo blast, then followed by a sheer cold. but the other attacksare noobly like watwr gun and embeer. once you defeat him, the pokegods will reward you with a pikabloo but, its evoltuion. now name it "Brock" and go back to your house. Go into your room and brock will say it has been abused and jump out the window. Then your mom come up and says "THATS IT, YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL!" and pushes you into a secret trap door on the second floor. Don't be afraid, because you are standing next to a god modding moltress. simply catch it WITH A POKEBALL, NO ULTRA OR MASTR. then fly it out of the hole, an your mom will then yell at you.

ok so now you go to the pokegods again and they will give you a cheap berry.
FEED IT TO BROCK!!!!!!!!!!! Now, he will evolve into an entirely new pokemon. called Pidgenine. Pidgenine looks like a Zapdose and a Rydon put together, but I think you could tell by the name. It will know a HM called P90. Use it next to prof birch. He will then turn into a pikachu and battle you. after you have beaten him, he will give you a egg. Now save and turn off the game. Wait a week and when you come back, walk 3 1/4 steps and the egg will hatch into a mewtwo. then mewtwo will say, that you have gained a 50dkp minus, if he says anythinge else, you will die and be sent to a pokemon center and have a lv 4 golbat.

So when he says the right words, mew will battle you combat him for a while. Then throw a mater ball at him. It will fail. Then throw a great ball, and while it wiggles, press A, B, R, R, R, L, B, A, Zx4. MAKE SURE YOU DO IT BEFORE THE SECOND WIGGLE! You will then have mew. Congradgiamations.

Now before you go off and say this guy is full of bolloni, TRY IT FOR YOURSELF SILLY PANTS.

From (http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/showthread.php?p=505010#post505010)

[pikachublue322]

You wanted to say how to get mew,and in the beginning it says to get mew as a step.

[Hypocrisy is Fun]

You wanted to say how to get mew,and in the beginning it says to get mew as a step.

._.

What makes steps in it any differnt? That just makes it look sloppy.

[pikachublue322]

Hmmm...I see what you mean but I'd a least change the title to something like "How to catch Pidgenine"(or whatever it is)

[Hypocrisy is Fun]

You will then have mew. Congradgiamations.


Try reading it next time...

[Ridley]

To get Mew in Red :o
Beat the Eltie furo with huanter magikrpa golddeen and meowtoo
mske sure mowtoe has anmeisa mist barier and recover!!
then go to the cininnabar pokemrt a bnuch of timz and on the 17th tyme the guy will say "GET OUT OF HeRE" and yuo will be swnt to a difrerent dimwnsion!!!!!111111
then you umst wakl arupnd until a pikabloo appears!
kill it with goldden
then a wild husnain lvl 99 will ataack you!!1
dont woory because it only has spalsh ller takel and some other useless mvoe.
kill it adn then you will see a reigrokc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it epxlodse and hten you start seiing jotho pokwmno!!!!!!!1
wait until you see a shineyey diggllett!!!
then wait for it tooo kill you
then you will be snet to the space statoin with a lvl 7 deoxys!!!!!!!!
then you wiil half to kill about 34.2 pokemonsss and then you will see a mew lvl 28!!!!!!!!!!
then throw 3 grate balls a masetr ball and a pokemonnball at it and you have mew!!!!!!!!!111





I would have never written that if I didn't get inspiration from HiF.
If this is good at all, thank HiF.

btw my cheat sucks, HiF's rocks.

[Hypocrisy is Fun]

I liked yours :D

[Draconic_Espeon]

*laughs hysterically* They both rocked, way more than mine. But, I still like the fact that you have to destroy a city in mine. :twisted:

[pikachublue322]

Actually,your cheat was pretty good.

[bx111gamer]

if you want mew in crystal then do these steps:

1. dont even think about voting
2. get a priest drunk and have him get hit by a truck
3. shoot a robbie williams fan
4. show your ass on live tv
5. strip for your pet hamster (if you dont have one then GET ONE its vital)
6. sit through a 7 hour lecture on feces
7. turn on your gameboy and walk into a random bed and walk in it up so it looks like your humping it, do this for 4 hours real time
8. go thrash the elite 4 and your character will say you own pop
9. mew will appear and join you just like that, hes lv 10
10. mews attacks are wtf, poontang, jungle boogie, meh
11. at lv 80 he will learn his ultimate attack pwn all
12. once mew reaches level 100, take him to red at mt. silver and beat him with mew only
13. everytime you do this just before the credits roll mewtwo will appear and dance to a random celine dion song (o.0)

[pikachublue322]

That one made me laugh a little.:smile:

[ZmanCometh]

to get mew on red/blue version...

first,put your game cartridge in an original gameboy. then, fly to viridain city and talk to the old man 94657 times. then, if your battery still has any life, fly to cinnabar and surf up and down the left side, and you should find a lvl 66 articuno mixed with a moltres, and it knwows water gun and ember. thenn, fly to fuschisa, when bythen, your battery should die. put the game in your gba, then connect 2 d batteries using some old speaker wire and a wire clothes hanger. your game should be going a little faster then usual, but thats ok. now, fly to lavender and go into rock tunnel, then leave after 25 minutes of standing in the square right aftyer the entrance. Exit again, and you will be n a gitch city that resembles olivine town. Now, you will be confronted by a level 9887545334 entei, and you will lose mercifully. oull game will now restart, and no matter what pokemon you try to pick, it will be a level 1 magikarp with a everstone, which oak says was just discovered, krazy glued or duct taped on. if it is duct taped, start over the code, as instead opf a mew you will get another magikarap. if it is krazy glued, you should be fine. when you set out for viridian city, you will be confronted by a level -99 mew that nows struggle and the punky-slap-uber-crap move, which was discovered right after the everstone. throw a rock at it, as when you begin to fight him, he teleports you to the safari zone and your magiarap is released. now, throw a super-uber ball, which you will acquire from a man when you appear in the safari zonfe, and you should catch it. just dont get caught by the safari zone employee, as you ill be arrested and will be forced to live in a sealed cave with a wobbuffet for 3 years, and your game will freeze in th middle of the 2nd year, because you cannot restart or buy a new game, and if you do, your internal battery will run dry. if yu catch it, you will have a lvl -99 mew that could be beat by a lvl 1 chansey any day of the week. but thats ok, because you will then sign up for the candy of the month club, and receve a rare candy each month. dont worry, by time your middle aged, you will have a decent leveled mew and a bald spot, and you will also have no life because you waited so long for the pokemon.

wow, this is fun.

[pikachublue322]

That's a pretty cool cheat.:happy:

[mario 1]

is the mew glitch for red blue and yellow

[pikachublue322]

It doesn't matter,and don't you think the name would suggest you don't ask that?

[Haunted Cereal Box]

1. Ok, first go to Cereulean city.
2. Sneeze.
3. After you sneeze, the old man will move to Fushia City.
4. Fly to Fushia City and alk to old man 3 times, on the 3rd time he should say "get out of my house before i shoot you with my uzi"
5. Leave cause he wasnt kidding.
6. Once you leave a giant portal will open up in the Safari Zone.
7. Enter it.
8. there will be a huge Kangaskhan level 245 in the way.
9. Destroy it with your uzi.
10. Mew will be behind it and it is level 73.
11. Catch it.
12. Go home.
13. Fall asleep fo 12 days, and your game will turn into a Crystal version.
14. Have fun!

[pikachublue322]

I've got one to get a lugia for R/S/E
1:Go take a dump in your house's bathroom.
2:Let it sit
3:Your mom will come in and say"clean it up!"
4:Flush it
5:Go to the sewage center
6:Take out a shotgun
7:Kill the jigglypuff
8:A Lugia will appear and say "why'd you kill my baby?"
9:Shoot a tranquilizer dart at it before it gets pist.
10:Throw a pokeball at it
11:Give your Lugia rabies shots before it bites you
12:Enjoy your Lugia

[Mew_fan]

Wow. Sounds fun... I'll try too!
How to get a mew in R/B
1. Go to Fuschia City
2. Talk to the first guy in the Safari Zone building 108 times (essential part)
3. On the 108th time, he'll say: "Go away!Please! I'll give you this egg!"
4. Take the egg. (also essential)
5. Save game. Turn off game, and then turn back on.
6. When you turn on your game, It'll say: "Save File is weird. Still turn on?"
7. Say yes. Your egg will be gone.
8. Go to Viridian Forest OR the Power Plant.
9. If at the power plant, catch a Voltorb. If at the Viridian Forest, Catch a Pidgey.
10. Fly to Cinnabar Island.
11. Walk 11 steps, and your game will beep.
12. While it beeps, press: a,a,a,a,a,b,select,start, b,b,b,b REALLY fast.
13. A mew will appear.
14. DO NOT CATCH IT. DO NOT RUN AWAY. (Don't worry, there's still more.)
15. It will then say: 83897uvn3geu8 was defeated!
16. Mew will say: "You suck, man. HARD!"
17. You will be in Pewter City. Go to the museum.
18. The man who makes you pay will say: "Come with me." And will lead you to a secret room.
19. He'll give you a golden pokeball.
20. Mew will appear.
21. Get it down to exactly 1 hp. This will be hard since it's level 180.
22. Use the golden pokeball.
23. It will automatically catch mew like a master ball.
24. A man will come and say: "Give me mew!"
25. Fight him. Use mew when fighting him. (essential, don't do this and you'll lose mew.)
26. After defeating him, you'll get 1,000,000,000 pokebucks.
27. Enjoy your mew!

Hey, that WAS fun!

[pikachublue322]

I've got another for R/S/E
1:Go to sootopolis city.
2:Go find wallace.
3:He'll say the man at Mt. Pyre wants a cherry pie.
4:Go to the bakery across the gym.
5:The clerk will say"Screw you I ain't given you no pie"
6:Smack him or do something to make him unconscious.
7:Steal all the cherry pie.
8:Go to the top of Mt. Pyre.
9:Talk to the old man.
10:He'll say "Thanks for the cherry pie."
11:He'll then throw it in the ocean and say"Go find it!"
12:Go to Sootopolis.You'll see a fat man eating the pie.
13:You won't be able to catch him in time,but suddenly he transforms into a Mew.
14:Everybody but you dies be because it just had a bath and it was so bright,it burned everyones eyes.
15:Fight it and capture it.It is at level 70.
16:Go to the man at Mt. Pyre.He'll smack you for getting his pie.

[Mew_fan]

Hahahaha! I liked that! I'll make another! I've heard one like yours somewhere...
For celebi and mew in SAPPHIRE ONLY:
1) Make sure you've beaten all the gyms and have caught Kyogre. Then go to littleroot town.
2) Talk to Prof. Birch.
3) He will say: You idiot, you caught Kyogre??!! He was going to be mine!
4) He will slap you with a banana.
5) Leave immedeatly and save the game before he hits you again.
6) Fly to Evergrande and go into the pokemon center.
7) Nurse Joy will say: "Screw this, I'm leaving!" And will smack you out of the way.
8) Find a way to get behind the counter where she was.
9) There will be a secret door. Go in.
10) There will be 20 pokemon there. Take them all.
11) Mew and celebi will appear and they will say: Give us back those pokemon!
12) You will battle them one at a time. make sure you have pokeballs!
13) Enjoy mew and celebi(and don't kill them...)!

[Pikachu41]

The REAL way to catch Celebi in Emerald...

1. Go to Sootopolis city.
2. Talk to Juan.
3. You will battle him. He has a Whiscash Lv. 100, Gyarados Lv. 100 and a Banana Lv. 100.
4. His banana will have a One Hit KO move called BANANA. It never misses and has 99 PP.
5. He will kill you with banana. You will wake up in Littleroot Town.
6. Go downstairs. Your mum will say, "You got killed by a banana!"
7. She will smoosh a banana into your face.
8. A Mew will appear out of nowhere and throw a banana at your mum.
9. It will say in a beep voice, "You like banana cream pie?"
10. Answer YES or NO.
11a. Say YES for him to smoosh a banana cream pie into your face and fly out the door.
11b. Say NO for him to smoosh a pumpkin pie into your face and crash through the wall.
12. Either way, it will end up in Slateport. Follow it there and go to a wooden shack.
13. Mew will say, "I need the bathroom!" and go inside. You will hear a flush and you go in.
14. It has flushed itself down the toilet. Jump into the sewer pipes to follow it.
15. In the sewer pipes, you will run into Level 70-80 "BANANAs".
16. You will find Mew at the end in a house. Open the bedroom door...
17. AND I WILL BE THERE! I will send out my ultimate team to crush you.
18. Metagross, Swampert, Rayquaza, Charizard, Mewtwo (All Level 100)
19a. Lose and you die and your game is deleted.
19b. Win and you face Mew Lv. 100.
20. Catch it, you will now have Mew!

[Togeking]

LOL!!
Here is one.

How to catch Mew in a minute
(1):Go to Littleroot and steal all the pokemon
(2) get arrested by the police
(3) In jail, break out. You will face 10 Lugia. DO NOT CATCH THEM
(4) Using a Ranger Styleer, capture them.
(5)Mewtwo appears. Kick him in the shin.
(6)You will get teleported to the Pokemon Ledge outside of Kanto, near Jotoh.
(7)Mew appears. Kick him with your knee.
(8)Catch him.
(9)The 10 Lugia and now 10Ho-oh appear. Fight them with your Mew.
(10) Your file gets corrupted and all your pokemon have pokerus. If these steps have not been completed in less than 1 min, your file is deleted and your game is turned into a portal to the pokemon world.

[pikachublue322]

OK now,from now on I'd not put up "the REAL way" because there is probably some kid gullible enough to believe it, and I wouldn't want the kid to then to buy it then play up to that and get disapointed and really ticked at you....

[filip24681]

1 beat elite four 9 times with geodude snorelax and geodudette.
2 go to pro oak and ask him for a potion
3 if you this right he'll take off his lab coat and give it to u
4 then take it to ur house and sleep with it
5 u wake up with mew in an empty pokeball

[dragoonsnake]

To get mew;

Beat the elite four using only your starter
Lose to the champion
Make your starter level 100
redo every gym
catch your all time legendary (lugia,mewtwo,deoxys,or raquaza)
save the game
start a new game
become the opposite gender
type your name backwards
set your clock
before you choose your starter (in the lab or infront of the bag) save

You will automaticly load your original name and gender.Your team will be the main legends:
Jirachi Deoxys Raquaza Groudon Kyogre
Lugia Ho-oh Suicune Raikou Entie
or
Articuno Moltres Zapdos Mewtwo
You will either get to choose another starter and redo the game,or if you have red,blue,yellow,fire red,or leaf green then you will get a mew and a starter.

[Pikachu41]

I've got another one!

1. Start with Mudkip.
2. Catch a Shiny Zigzagoon.
3. You will see Prof. Birch being chased around by a banana, saying, "Mummy!"
4. Fight Banana with Mudkip. Banana is Lv. 2. Weaken it, then switch to Zigzagoon.
5. When you send it out, Banana will DIE and you will be teleported to Wonderland.
6. Alice will come along and fight you.
7. Her team is all Lv. 100s and is the following:

Metagross @ Leftovers
Meteor Mash
Earthquake
Psychic
Toxic

Salamence @ Dragon Fang
Rock Slide
Dragon Claw
Flamethrower
Earthquake

Tyranitar @ Focus Band
Hyper Beam
Earthquake
Rock Slide
Brick Break

8. If you beat her, go the Queen's Castle.
9. He will transport you to... (FIND OUT WHERE YOU APPEAR TOMORROW!)

[okothnuva]

Step 1. Turn on your DS Lite (it has to be a DS lite) with the Emerald cart inserted. Make sure it has the Hoenn Dex completed and has at least 24 Level 100 Pokemon.

Step 2. Withdraw any 6 Pokemon and save in front of any PC.

Step 3. Do not turn off your DS lite. Keep it on, wrap in foil, and place it in the microwave oven.

Step 4. Cook for 4 minutes, or until soft enough to chew.

Step 5. Wait for the fire to go out.

Step 6. Eat the DS lite, including the cartridge.

Step 7. Go to the nearest bathroom and take a #2

Step 8. Open any dictionary, turn th the page with the word "Gullible" on it and Mew should be there.

[mew three]

to get mew and lacario only in s/r/e/fr/lg/

step1:kill the elite 4 in kanto making you the champ
step2:after you become champ a man will come where you are and ask you do you want to got to johto tell him yes and you will be there.
step3:steal elm's starter pokemon and burn his lab down but don't do it while he is there or you will be in jail instead tell him you saw a rare pokemon and this will make him leave.
step4:after you burn his lab down a ho-oh will join you since it hates elm then with ho-oh kill the elite 4 but then you will be in hoenn there catch jirachi you can get him by stealing a pokemon from a trainer
step5:after you get jirachi he'll grant you 3 wishes tell him for one wish tell him that you want the elite 4 dead and for the second one tell him you want to pokemon to appear and for the third one tell him you want all the citys of hoenn to be destroyed.
step6:after you done that walk to a detroyed city and mew will appear he is on level 5000 his attacks are ultima,firaga,blizzardga,and thunderga just use a master ball on him. then head to little root town and head for brendan's house and you'll see lacario in there his level is 9000 his attacks are meteror,mega flare,bio,and hellfire just use a masterball on him too.

[Poke Master]

to catch Mew in Fr/Lg

1) First, kill al the legendaries in the game (Including Mew)
2) Then, go to Lavender and go to the poke tower at the top
3) A person named 1234567890 will say: I like pie
4) go to any store, and buy a piece of pie (costs 1)
5) Give the piece of pie to 1234567890 and he will,
6) Shoot yourhead off with a rifle
7) Police officers will rush to the scene carring magikarp
8) the leader of the officers will use the magikarp to kill 1234567890
9) When they leave, you will come back to life and so will 1234567890
10) Now scat outa there and go to vermillion city
11) Buy anything at their store
12) Then a guy named 0987654321 will shoot your head off again
13) you will end up in heaven
14) Then a person named 1029384756 will give you Mew


(Not rated)

[pikachublue322]

How to catch Celebi in G/S/C
1:Reset the game without saving at all.(do this in the beginning of the game preferably at elm's place)
2:You will pop up in your house on the very top floor.
3:Leave thy house.
4:When you get out of the door Mr Resetii will pop up.
5:He will say "You reset without saving.Now I must show you the true meaning of Christmas.You will be visited by three ghosts."
6:Wait for Midnight to come(literally,the ghost's name is midnight)
7:Withstand going through his lecture and time traveling.
8:Then,after him,comes Entei.Go through his lecture and traveling.
9:After him,Celebi will come.When it is in the middle of it's lecture throw a master ball at it.
10:Instead of it phasing through,you'll see Celebi hiding under a sheet.
11:It will then fight you at Lv.50.It's moves are Blast Burn,Hydro Cannon,Frenzy Plant and Phsyco Boost.
12:Pick up the master ball you threw and throw it at him again.
13:You know have your own Celebi.

[c0rpsek1lla]

This is how you get Mew in FireRed.
1. Go to Professor Oak with 6 lvl. 100 Magikarps in your bag.
2. He will show you a machine that will teach Magikarps ANY move.
3. Teach one Magikarp Fly and the rest super powerful moves.
4. Go outside and use Fly.
5. You will now be able to fly to Hoenn.
6. Fly to Sootopolis.
7. You'll notice that the gym is gone. Instead, there's a space center.
8. Go in the new building and a cutscene will trigger in which Archie and Maxie are about to fly to the moon in order to create their OWN planet on the moon.
9. Battle them using the Magikarps.
10. They will dissapear and the gym will change back.
11. Then you'll notice the glowing floor panel where a rock used to be and you walk over it.
12. You will land on a gym trainers head and she'll scream for officer Jenny.
13. Officer Jenny will say, "We will drop the rape charges if you race through the maze."
14. Say OK and you'll have to race through a tunnel on a Rhyhorn's back and win.
15. At the end, a lady will give you a Wailord doll.
16. If you Fly back to Kanto and give it to Misty, she'll untap it's powers and it will open up.
17. Inside is Mew.

[SpazzedOutRayquaza]

Okay, to get Mew, the only way to do it is on LeafGreen version.
1) Make sure you start with Bulbasaur.
2) Give it a Potion to hold at the beginning of the game.
3) Never catch a pokemon besides Bulbasaur.
4) NEVER let it evolve.
5) If it goes past level 71, the glitch won't work.
6) When you beat the Elite 4, your rival will say the following: "OMG gimme teh poshun taht ur bulbusor hass!"
7) It says Yes or No. Select No.
8) Your rival will get really mad at you and use a snag machine to steal your Bulbasaur.
9) You now have no pokemon!
10) For beating the Elite 4, the policemen thinks you "beat" them with a club, and they send you to jail.
11) When you wake up, a mysterious force sends you to Qwertyuiop land.
12) Talk to Asdfghjkl, a guy in the tree in Zxcvbnm park.
13) To get in the tree, attack it with your fists to open it up. (Attack with A button)
14) He tells you that Mew is westeast of the tower. The tower is just northsouth from here.
15) When you go there, Mew is a purple Charizard.
16) Battle it with your Aggron that randomly appears in your party due to another glitch.
17) After you beat it, it transformes into Mew.
18) Throw a pokeball at it. It is level 5.
19) But when you catch it, it's level 101.
20) It grows all the way to level 101.
21) A black mist surrounds you, and you're taken back to outside your house.
22) Your Bulbasaur randomly falls from the sky and hits you in the head.
23) You faint and get up in two seconds, and you now have a level 101 Mew, a level 72 Bulbasaur, and a level 99 Aggron!
24) OMG yay!

[c0rpsek1lla]

OK, here's one for Deoxys in Emerald.
1. Go to the Lilycove Department store on a Tuesday with a level 5 Geodude.
2. Talk to the Lottery Man.
3. He will say, "No Geodudes in here!"
4. Shove a Pokeball down his throat.
5. The cops will send you to jail, but your mom will come with your bail money.
6. When you get out of jail, go buy a can of pork n beans from the Pokemart.
7. Eat the beans and go fart on the cops that booked you.
8. They'll say your gas is really raunchy and give you 5,000,000,000,000,000 pokebucks.
9. Fly to Kanto and go to the Celadon city gym.
10. Pay 4,999,999,999,999,999 for Erika and the other girls to strip for you.
11. Use the remaining 1 pokebuck to buy Deoxys from a weird pervert in Viridian City call Professor O...

[Aipom]

1.Yu g0t t0 0wn the Elte 4 with a pwnege flailing magicarp!!1111
2. Thn g0 t0 P0al!et T0wn a0nd 0wn Gary 11!!!
3. He h0s a M0ewtw0 u Hve to bveat it by using hyper png0gw beam 10 times in a row!!!!!
4. He Gi0ves y0u a speaci0000L tick0t and Tells y0u t0 g0 0n a b0at y0u have to tell him 0MG!!!111 @%$&%& and he'll die leaving a mast0r ba0ll.
5. Then take it to tangela Isle0 and wait for a shiny mew with p0kevris and perfect Ivs to C0me.
6. He'll say these exact w0rds. Gr0eat tra#iner y0 hve founnd meeeeeee.
Say Abrjdghfjk and he'll throw up and egg !!!111
7. Ta0ke t#e Egg T0 the Elite four and it'll hatch into a grouden that knows Splsh takle and Flail ROFTLOL !!!!1111
8. beat the Elite four and he'll evovle into an e0gg
9.Take THE EGG TO PROFFFERES oAK aND He'LL GIVE you a pokeball f0r it say yes !!!!111
10. then With your bRAND New pkoebail catc the Msterbail with it For J00.
11. then A pokemn willl cme out Mew yay!!!!111 :tongue:

Uber Post inspired by Hif

[pokemaster202]

to catch Mew in Emerald
1 Lose a match with your strongest pokemon
2 Then bump in a tree 45 times :goofy:
3 go to the pokemon center and heal your pokemon
4 get some expensive pizza (you can eat some but not all of it)
5 put the pizza by a (lake, ocean..etc)
6 then the mew will appear it will eat the pizza and the mew will get fat and lazy
7 you easily catch it with a regular pokeball with the Mew tired out

:razz:

[Absol Master]

How to get all of the legendaries as one in emerald:

1:Go to the elite 4
2:eat the hottest chicken wing in the world
3:beat the elite 4 50 times in a row using only a mudkip, torchic or treecko
4:brag that you beat the elite 4 and ate the hottest chicken wing to the copycat that appeared when you beat the elite 4 50 times in a row.
5:wait for her to say it back
6:smack her in the face
7:stare at the weird thing that came out her stomach
8:she will hug you and thank you for getting that out of her stomach and that's what was making her copy anyone
9:take it
10:it has poke ball holders so you put two of your pokemon in there
11:press the on button
12:watch
13:stare at the two pokemon that became fused
14:go to the proffesser
15:receive a skeloten key
16:be told to go to any door and use the key
17:go to your door and use it
18:you will be taken to a pyramid on the first floor
19:fight all of the pokemon in the pyramid who happen to be all of the legendaries and catch them
20:fly back to Petalburg
21:go to the fusion machine
22:fuse all of them

[Pikachu_Oi]

1. start up pokemon gold.
2. use your phone and call mcdonalds.
3. threaten to sue if they don't deliver.
4. order a double cheeseburger.
5. Go to professor Elm's.
6. he will say OMG A CHEESEBURGER!
7. Give it to him.
8. he will say thank you and let you start with mew, celebi, or pikablu!

[Legendary Wolf]

Nice glitch I might try that

[pokemaster202]

To Catch Celebi In Diamond
1 beat the champ with only one pokemon
2 after that your rival will show up
3 he/she is impressed by the pokemon that you beat it with so he challenges you
4 he/she asks if you want to battle, say yes
5 beat he/she's butt
6 he/she will then cry and cut himself then run away then leave behind a map
7 follow it
8 then you'll meet with a Geeky dude
9 tell him that he won a star wars contest and he will give you a Celebi

[Strawberry Maelstrom]

This is the only way known to Man or Cyborg to get a Lv. 1 Deoxys with 5th form in Emerald.

1. J00 gut 2 b34t t3h E-four with a Cyndaquil named Barney.
2. Gary will be like: OMFG YOU PWN and give you 1,000,000,000 POKEBALLS
3. watse allz 1,000,000,000 POKEBALLS up a Magikarp and call it Tinky-Winky.
4. Taek Tinky-Winky to the E-four Pokecenter and recover it.
5. Nurse joy will say "J00 have an STD" and Tinky-Winky will die.
6. Grill Tinky-Winky and fede him to homeless bob.
7. homeless bob gives you beer.
8. give beer to Porf Oak's Aide.
9. The aide will fart and sewnd J00 to PBS.
10. Challneg Arthur 2 COMBATE! Arthur has a Lv. 1 Shadow Deoxys.
11. Catch Deoxys with a NET BALL. Don't worry about hurting it.
12. Purify Deoxys, it will be Lv. 1 and be in Elmo form.

Congragumaltions, Deoxys is now yours to have sex with.

[CrackedUpFlygon]

How to catch Celebi in Emerald

1)Get every pokemon (Except Mew, Celebi and Jirachi or it won't work)
2)Go to your house
3)You will think that you caught every pokemon but Prof. Britch will tell you differently.
4)Fly to Switzerland and attack everyone.
5)Return to anywhere that has a house that has a t.v.
6)Watch t.v.
7) return out side and everyon will become an angry mob.
You will get chaced into the Legendary Forest.
8)Celebi will appear and will offer to battle you.
9)Defeating him or catching him will return everything to normal, if it beats you, it will leave and warp the angry mob around you.
10)It is al Lv. 100.
So it is all up to you. Win and be fine or loose and br thrown in jail with no pokemon.

[Mew_fan]

Celebi, Mew, and Jirachi in Emerald!

1) Catch every pokemon from every generation. (except Mew, Celebi, and Jirachi of course.)
2) Select the fly screen and click the ocean. At first it won't do anything, but keep clicking.
3) After 8,000 clicks, you'll fly to a random place and you'll have no pokemon.
4) The city you appear in will be destroyed by a giant, rampaging Magikarp (O.o)
5) Go up to the giant Magikarp and say "GO BACK TO THE OCEAN YOU BIG, UGLY, SMELLY, WIMPY FISH!!!"
6) The Magikarp will body slam you and disappear.
7) Go into the nearest, at least half-standing house.
8) Find pokeballs.
9) Take them and a little girl will come up to you
10) She'll kick you in the shin and steal one pokeball
11) Fly to New York city; the Magikarp will be there
12) He'll point at you with a fin and say "YOU!"
13) Poke him
14) He'll disentagrate and suddenly Mew, Jirachi, and Celebi will appear and say "What have you done with the Magikarp? HE WAS ON A MISSION!" And they'll attack
15) Battle them; if caught, all your pokemon will reappear and you can be real happy. If you don't catch them (ALL three), you'll be sent to a crazy-person home with no pokemon and will be left to dream of owning your old pokemon and the legends.

[Pikachu41]

Nice glitch I might try that
He will transport you to the year 2569.

1. Walk around until you see a car shop.
2. Steal a Hover Car.
3. Drive around like a maniac crashing into people.
4. Mew will appear and say, "Stop it."
5a. Say "YES" and he will kill you.
5b. Say "NO" and he will attack you.
6. You will send out a Caterpie, Lv. 1.
7. He (She,Klee) will be a Mew Lv. 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
8. Use Tackle. It will do 1 damage.
9. Mew will use Psychic. It will kill Caterpie. (Not faint, KILL.)
10. You will send out a Mewtwo Lv. 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
11. Use "Touch". It will get Mew down to 1 HP.
12. It will use Mew. It will get you down to 0.0000000000000000000000000000001 HP.
13. Throw a Pokemon. It will catch it.
14. Now throw a Pokeball at the Mew. It will catch it.
15. You will get transported back to Littleroot Town.

Now, the only bad thing is... you don't get to keep Mew. Sorry, but I've been deliberately wasting your time. Good day.

[risrilla]

How to catch Mew (Emerald only)

REQUIREMENTS -
Torchic Lv. 10 ~ First in party
You can't have already caught Mewtwo.
You have to have beaten the game.
Must have Pokemon that knows Fly in your party.

1. Go to Fortree City.
2. Talk to the old man in near the Pokemart and Pokemon Center. Tell him that he looks 80 years old. The man will say he is then die.
3. After your conversation, Mew will appear. Click the "A" button while standing next to Mew.
Then, Mew will transform into a Swellow then fly away.
4. Fly to Littleroot Town. Then, head north and you will see Prof. Birch being chased by a huge, robot-looking Mew.
5. Go fight the robot. It is at level 50 and knows Iron Defence, Metal Claw, Stomp, and Earthquake. Defeat it.
6. Mew was controlling the robot. A few seconds later, the robot suit will explode. Mew will pop out of the suit.
7. Go to Mew, then battle it. You have to battle Mew with a Torchic Lv. 10 or else you cannot capture Mew, even if you use a masterball. Mew will only be a Lv. 5 with only 1HP, so BE PREPARED! (It only knows Pound)
8. After you capture Mew, Prof. Birch will explode. Then, Mewtwo will appear. It seems to want to battle Mew.
9. You will have to battle Mewtwo. You will automatically sent out Mew.
10. Mewtwo will be at Lv. 99. Your Mew is Lv. 5 with 1HP. You must defeat Mewtwo with Mew or Mewtwo will kill Mew.
11. If you somehow win, Mew will gain 95 levels.
12. THE END.

[Pikachu_Oi]

Tis is a fake cod 2 git a mu 4 emrald!
1.When you start your game, play it on a DS.
2.Start a new game.
3.While in the truck push X Y A BB A and u will find a pokeball. it has a psyduck in it. it knows splash, bubble, and tail whip.
4. A window will come up and say: Do you hate psyduck?
5. Say yes. Your charachter will bang psyduck against the wall. He will turn into an evilnegamew. (http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1358/plokaya0.png)
6. mew will come and say good job you defeated evilnegamew. Take this and we'll meet again.
7. He gives you a pokeball containing pikachu. name it pikablu.
8. it will evolve into a pikablu (http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2249/pikblueq3.png)
9. when you go out, pikablu will teleport you to Pikablu town.
10. Mew will appear.
11. He will say. hi.
12. a window will come up. it says Hit mew?
13. Say yes.
14. Mew will say: Hey! That wasn't nice! he throws a pizza in your face and pikablu says OMG! Dnt throw a pzza in his/her face!
15. Mew will attack you. he is level 50. he will faint pikablu.
16. pikablu will grow to level 45 and teleport back.
17. Mew will appear.
18. Repeat 12-14.
19. Mew will use psybeam.
20. Mew will take recoil and be down to 1 hp.
21. use thunder wave.
22. Mew will be paralyzed (duh)
23. catch mew. he will hate you.
24. use a potion 30 times on mew.
25. he will kiss you and pikablu will say OMG! STP KSSNG!

Now u have a mew!

[Larvinator]

This was somthing I submited to TCoD.

Getting Celebii

1. You'll need a level 100 Jirachi in your party. I'll make a cheat for Jirachi too. Oh, shoot, did I say 'make'? I meant, um...find. Yes, find.
2. Have Jirachi be the only Pokémon in your party.
3. Battle a WILD Pokémon. On your first turn, press these buttons in the following order: Left, Right, B, A, L, R, Up, Down, Up, Up, A. If done correctly, the 'Fight' option will be replaced with some glitchy blocks.
4. Select the glitch option. It should say, "*your trainer's name* pulled a WISH TAG off JIRACHI!" Jirachi's top tag will disappear on the sprite. Jirachi will get ticked off. The text box should now say, "JIRACHI used DOOM DESIRE on *your trainer's name*!" followed by "JIRACHI fled from battle!" Jirachi will disappear and you will automatically flee.
5. Right after you flee, a text box will appear. "*trainer's name* was hit by DOOM DESIRE!" Your overworld sprite will fall over. "*trainer's name* fainted!" The black screen will appear, but the text is replaced by ? marks and pieces of Pokémon. You'll get teleported to the Pokémon Center in Viridian. Nurse Joy will say the usual "First, we should heal your Pokemon." There will be a 5-second pause. Then she'll say "WTF, you don't HAVE any?! It's dangerous out there, you idiot! I'm calling a mod to BAN YOU!" Run like heck to Viridian Forest.
6. Once in Viridian, use the Wish Tag you still have. It will show a list of options, all of which are heavily encoded in 1337.
7. Choose "OMG 1 VV1$|-| 1 |-|@D (EL1B11 @ND TH@T J1R@CH1 |-|@D |-|ER VV1$H T@G B@CK @ND @ B@RB1E D0|_|_ 2 LOLOLOL!!!!!!1111!!!one!!!"
8. Check your party. There should be a level 100 Celebi in it. Congrats.
9. Jirachi will fly down and hug you for giving her the Wish Tag back and a Barbie Doll. She will offer to rejoin your party. If you say no, you should be shot.
10. Optional: Destroy the poor, foolish mod that tries to ban you with your new ubers.

Disclaimer: This was not ever intended to promote or hint violence against mods. Please don't ban me, Neo/Kenny/Jack/whoever.

[Absol Master]

(I already made one but here's a good one)
How to catch Deoxys starter on D/P-

1. Start a new game
2. When you choose your name type "Deo"
3. Make sure you are a boy for a boy or a girl for a girl
4. You should hear someone say " Oh my god! AAHH!!!" When you are in the lab.
5. When you choose your starter your choices should be Deoxys, Jirachi or Rayquaza.

[plusle and minun]

How to get Celebi in Emerald

1. Go to littleroot and talk to u r rival.
2. They will slap u.
3. Run away and u will find a ho-oh
4. He will say "what path will u take?"
5. Pick the circle of life and he will fly u there
6. Go to the tree and a arcanine will set it on fire. Celebi will kill the acranine and go after u.
7. Punch him and throw a pokeball

Congrats.

[RawrIsMyMiddleName]

1) You go to your house and talk to your mom.
2) She'll say "You're adopted!"
3) Fly to Saffron City.
4) Ask Sabrina to be your mom.
5) Marry her and drink a coke at your wedding. MUST be a coke, no coke zero!
6) Kill Sabrina.
7) Fly to Celadon.
8) Ask Erika to marry you.
9) Marry her and cheat on her with Misty.
10) She will give you Mew.
11) Kill both Erika and Misty
12) Fly to Pallet.
13) Kill the so called "mom"
14) With mew you can hump it the rest of your life!
15) Eat a potato with Mew.

[Noobsucker]

1.Ur at the middle of street sleeping and a car hits u.(i know bad begining)
2.Then u go to ur mom and say i am about to die in 10 seconds.
3.Then after the 10 seconds ur still alive and ur mom gets angry cuz u lied to her.
4.Then u say ur so dramatic! GOSH!
5.Then the mom says "Well ur adopted!"
6.After i go to cross the street u take ur water gun and shoot the person that ran u over.
7.Then the guy started bleeding to death.
8.Then u go back home.
9.Then ur mom say u forgot ur pokedex.
10.Then u say forget it i quit pokemon.
11.Then after u went up stairs and thought about how did u kill a guy with a puney water gun.
12.Then u went down stairs to get a drink.
13.(Yum!...refreshing!)
14.After u cleaned out ur whole glass,ur mom pops out of nowhere and says ur going to this journey or die.(because she wanted to go to a trim spa when u were gone)
15.Then u say kill me i dont care!
.................................................. ..(i think the guy is emo).............................................

[grovyle1221]

to get a rare blue mew(ONLY IN RBY/SAPPHIRE/EMERALD!!!):

Fly to littleroot town.
go talk to brendan/may's mom
go upstairs and talk to brendan/may
he will say, "what the... did you just talk to my mom?"
say yes
the mail window will come up. put:
I WANT A BLUE MEW NOW
He will say, "you do? well use this then.
he will give you the BLUEMEW Ticket
go to lilycove (not slateport or anything else) and go to the boat.
the lady will say, YOU HAVE A BLUEMEW ticket?
she will go onto the boat with you.
rest in your bed 5 times.
then you will be on an island, there will be a blue mew there.
you can catch it with only an ULTRA BALL.

[PepperthePoochyena]

get a bulbasaur and beat the game.
talk to the dude near mewtwo's cave.
get a pokemon with a stat of 42.
go to route 7 and make your battle pokemon a vileplume.
go into any grass patch.
keep going into the gras patch until a nidoran (no gender symbol) (glitchy) appears. run away and then save and shut the power off, turn it back on and you will fight a mew. catch it with a pokeball.

[magentaman]

beat the elite four using entirely umbreons at the full moon, then go and visit oak and he will have a heart attack. Your character will perform CPR and as thanks he gives you mew

[Venusaur456]

This is for R/B/Y.

You'll need:

A pokemon that knows Razor Leaf
A Diglett or Dugtrio that knows Dig.
A pokemon that knows fly.

1. Battle Zapdos in the Power Plant.
2. Make a pokemon that can use Razor Leaf use it.
3. Run away.
4. Use Dig to get out of the Power Plant.
5. Fly to Celadon City.
6. Go to Cycling Road.
7. Battle 2 trainers and a lv 17 Mew will appear!
8. No matter what pokeball you throw at Mew it will always be caught.

[pikachublue322]

Wow its been a long time since I've been on and a lot of people made some cool glitches.
For LG/FR How to get A Lv. 1 Deoxys
1:Get a pokemon from Prof. Oak
2:While he is in the bathroom take the other two pokeballs before gary comes.
3:Book for the hills
4:The three legendary birds will come out and say "You Jerk you stole starters!!"
5:Battle the birds and steal there money
6:Go buy the bike in Viridian WITHOUT the bike voucher
7:The cleark will say"OMG!!!1,000,000 poke!!"
8:He will faint.Steal all the money he has
9:Bring the money to me
10:I will then battle you with a Lv. 1 Deoxys
11:Steal it from me.Then I'll call the cops.
12:Run.If you don't make it I hit you with a whip untils it snaps in half
If you do make it you got yourself a Lv. 1 Deoxys
Note:If you ever use this I will track you down.You better keep looking behind your shoulder.

[Venusaur456]

I got one. It's for a lv 200 Metapod that knows every move. It is for Diamond only.

1. Get a Chimchar as a starter.
2. Find a lv 2 Bidoof on Route 201.
3. Touch pokemon on the touch screen.
4. Exit the pokemon menu on the touch screen.
5. Keep exiting or entering a lot.
6. Then, the screen will say: "What? Lv 2 Bidoof is evolving!"
7. The lv 2 Bidoof will evolve into the lv 200 Metapod.

[Finch]

OMG man this one's actually real! It works only in Silver though. Not Gold. Or Crystal. Or anything else. Just Silver.

lv. 4 Celebi.
1. Complete the Pokedex including Celebi
2. Punch the Pokedex
3. Celebi will leak out. It is level 5, but you hurt it so much it became lv. 4.

[Venusaur456]

Here's a glitch for getting a lv 100 Mew. It is for R/B/Y.
1. In the beginning, name yourself Shiny.
2. Professor Oak will say "Just hearing that word makes me belchy!".
3. While Professor Oak is belching, your rival will come in and say "218!"
4. Shiny (Yourself) will say "218 who? 218 him?" over and over again.
5. A lv 100 Mew will come inside and will say "218 me!"
6. While Professor Oak is belching, he will throw a pokeball at the Mew.
7. The Mew will be caught, and Professor Oak will give you the lv 100 Mew.

[pokefan88]

This is a made up how to catch mew in pokemon red

1. Have ur starter as bulbusaur.

2. Get 5 badges then go back to pallte town.

3. fly to all 5 citys where u got the 5 badges.

4. stay in the 5th town, then fly to diglett cave and catch a diglett.

5. evolve diglett into digtrio.

6. have digtrio first in ur party and bulbasuar in second slot and fly to the 5th town.

7. walk around for a while in the grass, make sure u got pokeballs.

8. mew should show up.