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Cameron123
10-20-2006, 09:29 PM
List or sense jokes get and see if peopl like them?
What is a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A Stick
What cheese don't you own?
Nacho Cheese

List your sense less jokes

SiberianTiger
10-20-2006, 09:32 PM
You are moving far too fast in this forum, slow down, calm down. If you don't pay attention to either you will quickly become regarded as annoying. So slow down a bit, clean up your writing.

~Isaiah

LS
10-20-2006, 09:36 PM
This should be in other trivia..

Anyway here's one..

A guy wanted to kill a bird..







So he threw it out of the window...

Rohypnol
10-20-2006, 09:37 PM
Here's one..

A guy wanted to kill a bird..







So he threw it out of the window...


Yeah that is a dumb one.

pokeman
10-20-2006, 10:00 PM
someone tripped over a line in a basket ball court

LS
10-20-2006, 10:03 PM
Here's another..

A guy wanted to kill his fish..






So he drowned it.

pokeman
10-20-2006, 10:15 PM
someone tradded his car for gas money

Cameron123
10-20-2006, 10:20 PM
What did the bagel say to the other bagel



:eek: :eek: :eek: A talking bagel

AmericanTreeFrog
10-20-2006, 10:44 PM
Why was the orange rolling down the hill?






Because it ran out of juice.

earth_type_rule
10-21-2006, 08:50 AM
this might be an old one but....

Two sand pebbles where walking in the desert.

One says: "I think we're being followed"

Shadow Kyogre GT2
10-21-2006, 09:02 AM
who is the slowest king of the johto reigon?

Slowking!

Leoblaze
10-21-2006, 02:24 PM
OK heres one I got from my brother.

Why the cookie go to the doctors





Cause he felt crumy. I was just like wtf to my little brother after that joke.

SuperNova
10-21-2006, 04:23 PM
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?




Where's my tractor! (WTF)

DarkGardevoir
10-21-2006, 04:27 PM
Why the chicken crossed the street?

Because he wanted to go on the other side

yeah, OLD

SuperNova
10-21-2006, 04:36 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

I do not know human.

To get to the other side! Lol!

Lol!

Lol!

Lol!

Lol!

Tell me again!

Resoursce was from someone's sig, I forget who. Credit to him.

alice_the_dratini
10-21-2006, 04:54 PM
This joke came from a christmas cracker.
What's yellow and a wizz at maths?



A banana with a calculator.

SuperNova
10-23-2006, 02:05 PM
Why did the road cross the chicken?


So the chicken would get run over.

mew290
11-14-2006, 12:02 AM
why did the chicken cross the play ground to get to the other slide

Hoshika
11-14-2006, 12:05 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

BECAUSE IT WANTED TO!!!

Cameron123
11-14-2006, 12:08 AM
how many vapires does it take to screw in a light bulb







None Vampires don't like light

autism
11-14-2006, 05:57 PM
OK heres one I got from my brother.

Why the cookie go to the doctors

Cause he felt crumy. I was just like wtf to my little brother after that joke.

Your brother did'nt make up that joke. Beast-boy did.

Cameron123
11-14-2006, 11:20 PM
Why did cross the Playground?



To get to the other slide:crackup:

Hoshika
11-14-2006, 11:32 PM
Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Nobody. I knocked on the wrong house.

Cameron123
11-15-2006, 12:36 AM
Knock Knock

Who is there
your mom

your mom who?

Open this door right now!!!!!

Yes Mam

Larvinator
11-15-2006, 02:56 AM
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the leg of the chicken.
:tongue:

gun6
11-15-2006, 03:08 AM
Q: Why did the banana do magic tricks?
A: For mass a-peel! LOL!

Q: Why did the cow pack its posessions up?
A: It was moo-vin'. LOL!

Q: Your face.
A: LOL!

Mew_fan
11-20-2006, 01:29 AM
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't.
***
How many ghosts did it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they can't hold light bulbs.
***
Why did the mouse throw away his cheese?
Because someone cut it.
***
If those aren't counted as stupid, I don't know what stupid is. (And I do)

Neo Emolga
11-20-2006, 01:50 AM
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: It wasn’t, numbers are not sentient and are incapable of feelings.

Q: You are the driver of a bus that first begins its route at Parker Street at exactly 7:19 AM, where fifteen passengers get on. The route then continues for 1.75 miles southbound to Carson Boulevard at an average of 25 mph, and when the bus makes it stop at 7:32 AM, seven passengers get off and eleven more get on. This route then heads northeast and continues for .75 miles to Route 194, reaching an average of 34 mph, and makes the stop at 7:45 AM. Nine passengers get off the bus and five more get on. What is the name of the driver?
A: Whatever your name is.

Q: Paul is taller than Sue but is shorter than John. Meanwhile, Molly is shorter than Sue, but is taller than Mary. Diego is taller than Paul, Sue, and Mary, but is shorter than John. Who is the tallest?
A: The giraffe.

Q: James ate seven slices of pizza, while his dad eight ten. Meanwhile, his sister had twelve slices of pizza, while his mother had fourteen. What does that add up to?
A: One hell of a fat family.

Cameron123
11-22-2006, 12:00 PM
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: It wasn’t, numbers are not sentient and are incapable of feelings.

Q: You are the driver of a bus that first begins its route at Parker Street at exactly 7:19 AM, where fifteen passengers get on. The route then continues for 1.75 miles southbound to Carson Boulevard at an average of 25 mph, and when the bus makes it stop at 7:32 AM, seven passengers get off and eleven more get on. This route then heads northeast and continues for .75 miles to Route 194, reaching an average of 34 mph, and makes the stop at 7:45 AM. Nine passengers get off the bus and five more get on. What is the name of the driver?
A: Whatever your name is.

Q: Paul is taller than Sue but is shorter than John. Meanwhile, Molly is shorter than Sue, but is taller than Mary. Diego is taller than Paul, Sue, and Mary, but is shorter than John. Who is the tallest?
A: The giraffe.

Q: James ate seven slices of pizza, while his dad eight ten. Meanwhile, his sister had twelve slices of pizza, while his mother had fourteen. What does that add up to?
A: One hell of a fat family. Sweet jokes I like them Neo.