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Nasty Plasty
12-21-2006, 03:02 PM
Kyuubi RAWR121: IRL 2v2!
Kyuubi RAWR121: NO ESPEON RINAGES
Kyuubi RAWR121: NO HUSNAINS EITHER
Kyuubi RAWR121: Random Terrain
The ball 998: but they are useless
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 999-sided die: 696
Kyuubi RAWR121: The terrain is NEVERLAND RANCH
The ball 998: who send first?
Kyuubi RAWR121: I send my Home Alone Star in Attack Mode!
Kyuubi RAWR121: He gains 1.5x attack and defense in Neverland Ranch
The ball 998: ok, I send NOT husnain in attack
The ball 998: he makes everything useless
Kyuubi RAWR121: NOES
Kyuubi RAWR121: He is NOT Husnain
Kyuubi RAWR121: So he makes everything NOT useless
The ball 998: no, he makes everything NOT NOT useless
The ball 998: making everything useless
Kyuubi RAWR121: NO HE MAKES EVERYTHING NOT NOT NOT USeless
Kyuubi RAWR121: in a never-ending cycle
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS, Use Home Alone 2 SCREAM
Kyuubi RAWR121: I'm also the certified ref
The ball 998: I feel I will be unlucky
The ball 998: :-P
Kyuubi RAWR121: lol
Kyuubi RAWR121: move?
The ball 998: um, use...
The ball 998: NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT waves(confuses oponent)
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS uses HA2 Scream
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 26
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hit
Kyuubi RAWR121: Half you base belongs to us!
Kyuubi RAWR121: Not Husnain uses NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT waves
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS became confused
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS 150% Base and $100
Kyuubi RAWR121: Confused
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH 50% Base and 100%
Kyuubi RAWR121: moves?
Kyuubi RAWR121: I'll invest in the Stock Market!
The ball 998: hm...
The ball 998: I'll use ripoff
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 79
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS invests in the Stock Market
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 65
Kyuubi RAWR121: He invests $65!
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH uses Rip-off
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 63
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hit
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS loses $30
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS 150% BAse and $5[Confused-1, Stock Market-$65]
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH 50% Base and $130
Kyuubi RAWR121: moves?
Kyuubi RAWR121: I'll use HA2 Scream
The ball 998: thats bad, use mirror
The ball 998: I nead to protect myself
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH Uses Mirror
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 70
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS uses HA2 Screm
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 63
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hits, but the mirror reflects the attack
Kyuubi RAWR121: HA2 loses 75% Base to the Bank
Kyuubi RAWR121: Its turn 3 on Neverland Ranch
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS-1
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 39
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS gets raped by Michael Jackson
Kyuubi RAWR121: He loses 50% Base
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS 25% Base and $5[Confused-2, Stock Market-$65]
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH 50% Base and $130
Kyuubi RAWR121: moves?
Kyuubi RAWR121: I'll use Baton Pass to NASTY PLASTY
The ball 998: I'll smash the mirro
The ball 998: r
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS Snaps out of Confusion
Kyuubi RAWR121: He uses Baton Pass
Kyuubi RAWR121: NASTY PLASTY is summoned
Kyuubi RAWR121: Not Husnain smashes the mirror
Kyuubi RAWR121: He gains $65 in insurance but has 7 turns bad luck
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH 50% Base and $195
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP 100% Base and $100[Stock Market-$65]
Kyuubi RAWR121: moves?
Kyuubi RAWR121: I'll use, OMFG NINJASK
The ball 998: bad luck eh?
The ball 998: hm...
Kyuubi RAWR121: which means
Kyuubi RAWR121: All die results for the next 7 turns are against you
Kyuubi RAWR121: So in 2 turns, You get raped by Michael
Kyuubi RAWR121: and lose 50% Base
Kyuubi RAWR121: and all attacks will hit you
Kyuubi RAWR121: and accuracy is cut in half
The ball 998: ok, I use fail-safe then
Kyuubi RAWR121: ?
Kyuubi RAWR121: Oh wait a minute
Kyuubi RAWR121: I remember
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH uses Fail Safe
Kyuubi RAWR121: Bad Luck is removed!
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP uses OMFG NINJASK
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 30
Kyuubi RAWR121: Success!
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ninjask was summoned
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 76
Kyuubi RAWR121: STOCK MARKET COMES IN
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP gains $76
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP 100% Base and $176
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ninjask 100% Base and $100
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH 50% Base and $195
Kyuubi RAWR121: moves?
The ball 998: failure recovery
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP will use UBER HAX
Kyuubi RAWR121: and Ninjask will use Swords Dance
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ninjask uses Swords Dance
Kyuubi RAWR121: Attack sharply up
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH uses Failure Recover
Kyuubi RAWR121: Recovers 50% Base
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP uses UBER HAX
Kyuubi RAWR121: The power of Hax rests on NP's side
Kyuubi RAWR121: 3rd turn
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH-1, Ninjask-2
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH loses 50% Base
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH 50% Base and $195
The ball 998: use precarious on NP
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP 100% Base and $176[HAX]
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ninjask 100% Base and $100[Atk+2, Spd+2]
Kyuubi RAWR121: moves?
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ninjask will use Baton Pass
Kyuubi RAWR121: to HAS
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP will use Pot on Husnain
Kyuubi RAWR121: what does Precarious do?
The ball 998: it makes you doubt things
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ninjask Baton Passes to HAS
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS 25% Base and $5[Atk+2 and Spd+2]
Kyuubi RAWR121: Husnain uses Precarious
Kyuubi RAWR121: *Not Husnain
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP begins to doubt stuff
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP Doubts the attack will work
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 11
Kyuubi RAWR121: Miss
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAX DEMANDS A RE-ROLL
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 68
Kyuubi RAWR121: Miss...
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS 25% Base and $5[Atk+2 and Spd+2]
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP 100% Base and $176[doubt and HAX]
The ball 998: use summon ball
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH 50% Base and $195
Kyuubi RAWR121: moves?
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS will use Suicide Bomb
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP Will use Sob
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS uses Suicide Bomb
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 97
Kyuubi RAWR121: Misses NP
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 50
Kyuubi RAWR121: Misses Husnain
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAX DEMANDS A RE-ROLL
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 78
Kyuubi RAWR121: Miss
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAS dies in vain
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ninjask forced out 100% Base and $100
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH summons Ball
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 15
Kyuubi RAWR121: SUCCESS
The ball 998: yay :-)
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAX DEMANDS A RE-ROLL
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 5
Kyuubi RAWR121: SUCCESS
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ball summoned 100% Base and $100
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP 100% BAse and $176[Doubt and Hax
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH 50% Base and $195
Kyuubi RAWR121: moves?
The ball 998: Ball will use his signature move... melon throw on NP and NH will use anti bug spray on ninjask
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ninjask uses Ear Wig
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP will use Bean Burrito
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ninjask uses Ear Wig
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 88
Kyuubi RAWR121: Miss
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAX DEMANDS A RE-ROLL
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 34
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hits
Kyuubi RAWR121: Not Husnain and Ball lose 25% Base
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ball uses Melon throw on NP
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 69
Kyuubi RAWR121: HIT and Hax
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 85
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hit
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 38
Kyuubi RAWR121: Does 62% Base Damage
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH uses Bug Spray on Ninjask
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 57
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hit and Hax
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 45
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hit
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ninjask loses all its base
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP uses Bean Burrito
Kyuubi RAWR121: BB-1
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP 100% Base and $176[Doubt, Hax BB-1]
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH 25% Base and $195
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ball 75% Base and $100 dollars
Kyuubi RAWR121: Moves?
Kyuubi RAWR121: Np will use Diarhea
The ball 998: ball will use throw up forcing on NP
The ball 998: and NH will use
The ball 998: useless dice
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ball uses Throw of Forcing on NP
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 36
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hit
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hax
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 96
Kyuubi RAWR121: Miss
The ball 998: :-(
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP starts beleiving in himself again
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH uses Useless Die
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 54
Kyuubi RAWR121: That dice roll was useless
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP uses Diarhea
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 6
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hit
Kyuubi RAWR121: That Dice roll became useles
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 22
Kyuubi RAWR121: Still hit
Kyuubi RAWR121: Both foes lose 50% Base
Kyuubi RAWR121: NH dies
Kyuubi RAWR121: Next?
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ball 25% Base and $100
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP 100% Base and $176[Hax]
Kyuubi RAWR121: Next mon Ball?
The ball 998: um
The ball 998: smeargle
Kyuubi RAWR121: Smeargle sent 100% Base and $100
Kyuubi RAWR121: moves?
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP will use Suicide Bomber
The ball 998: smeargle use mona lisa and ball will use play dead
The ball 998: no wait
The ball 998: ball will use penguin barrier
Kyuubi RAWR121: Ball uses Penguin Barrier
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 32
Kyuubi RAWR121: HAX DEMANDS A Re-Roll
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 70
Kyuubi RAWR121: Miss
Kyuubi RAWR121: That roll became useless
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 84
Kyuubi RAWR121: Miss
Kyuubi RAWR121: Smeargle uses Mono Lisa
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP spends all but $1 to buy the painting
Kyuubi RAWR121: NP uses Suicide Bomber
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 2
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hit
Kyuubi RAWR121: That roll became useless
OnlineHost: Kyuubi RAWR121 rolled 1 100-sided die: 33
Kyuubi RAWR121: Hit
Kyuubi RAWR121: All base belongs to the bank
Kyuubi RAWR121: Everybody dies
The ball 998: but you dopnt have enough money for the funeral
Kyuubi RAWR121: its a tie
The ball 998: :-P
Kyuubi RAWR121: But, what about NP's family :-O
Kyuubi RAWR121: They pay for it
Kyuubi RAWR121: Besides
Kyuubi RAWR121: All of the base is gone
Kyuubi RAWR121: not the players

Some of you pay may be wondering. "What the heck are they doing!?!" Well, this is an IRL Battle. IRL stand for In Real Life. You may battle with ANYTHING on ANY TERRAIN with ANY MOVES and iflict ANY STAT CONDITIONS. But, in all battles, two things stay the same...Everybody starts with 100% Base and $100. Enjoy the Messenger IRL's or do combate in this thread.

Ridley
12-21-2006, 03:32 PM
Hey, I was the one who started this IRL stuff, gimme some credit will ya :0

ball
12-21-2006, 03:54 PM
Wasnt it Robert? The first ones didnt had base, they had only $ though:tongue: . but yeah, base is somewhat better than only cash.

Ridley
12-21-2006, 03:59 PM
The first one ever, I think it was CB, me, ball, reffed by Robert; I used Bill Gates, ball used CB, CB used Panda something, rules were I/R/L, Eiffel Tower Terrain, Fart Clause, or it went something like that.

Nasty Plasty
12-21-2006, 05:58 PM
The first one ever, I think it was CB, me, ball, reffed by Robert; I used Bill Gates, ball used CB, CB used Panda something, rules were I/R/L, Eiffel Tower Terrain, Fart Clause, or it went something like that.
Robert started it :-P. Anyways, I used Panda Man! It wasa indeed Fart Clause.

Ridley
12-21-2006, 06:24 PM
Robert started it :-P.

No, it started when I blurted out in a chat
"Go Bill Gates, use Money Beam"
"This is a real pokemon battle"
etc

Husnain
12-21-2006, 09:21 PM
Retarted stuff is what I see =D

Nasty Plasty
12-21-2006, 09:30 PM
Retarted stuff is what I see =D
You're just being stubborn because we banned you in our battle and all of your moves were useless. :-P

Ridley
12-21-2006, 09:42 PM
IMO Husnain isn't useless though

Husnain
12-21-2006, 09:49 PM
You're just being stubborn because we banned you in our battle and all of your moves were useless. :-P

Really? I didn't even read it... :eh: