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EckoUntld
01-02-2007, 05:58 AM
Well the title explains it all.
Mine Best one is, "Ya know, you're eyes are the same color as my Porshe.":cool:
Once a girl came up to me and said,"Go hump a Donkey"

Myst3rio565
01-02-2007, 06:08 AM
"Hey miss, you dropped something..." She replies with "What?" then I reply "My jaw, hehe, alright!" ---Quagmire, Family Guy *yoink!* Stole It, so it's mine now, LOSER!

Worst: Hey baby, are you tired, cuz you've been running through my mind ALL DAY. ROTFLOL!!! Man that crax me up

Shotblur
01-02-2007, 06:13 AM
This seems like it will be an interesting first post.

Best: "I'm the kind of guy that listens to people. Care to tell me anything?"

Worst: "You know your head looks like a pear from this angle."

EckoUntld
01-05-2007, 09:24 PM
This seems like it will be an interesting first post.

Best: "I'm the kind of guy that listens to people. Care to tell me anything?"

Worst: "You know your head looks like a pear from this angle."
gots a nu one fo yall
Go across the room from someone you like, and month teh words wanna go out?
They will ask "what?"
Then go over and yell,"DEEEEEEEEEEEZNOTS!"
It works, I did it. ;O

Shady
01-05-2007, 09:29 PM
I reckon Pick up lines are all bad. :rolleyes: lol

- "I've lost my number, Can I have yours?"
- "I remember you, did we go to different schools together?"

Calypso
01-05-2007, 09:33 PM
I reckon Pick up lines are all bad. :rolleyes: lol

- "I've lost my number, Can I have yours?"
- "I remember you, did we go to different schools together?"

Lmao, different schools together XD. Btw, I'm stalking you =P

Lol, I'm joking I just clicked uberpokemix's link, decided not to post their then came here XD

gun6
01-05-2007, 09:36 PM
"Hi"

*insert any other pick-up line.

It's been tested and proven that "hi" is the best pick-up line. ._.

ZadokRox
01-05-2007, 09:44 PM
Best: "What to talk about it?"

Worst: "Mind if I grope you?"

EckoUntld
01-06-2007, 03:53 AM
Another one: I wanna lick a popsicle and give it to you. o.O

slashy
01-06-2007, 04:05 AM
Another one: I wanna lick a popsicle and give it to you. o.O

save a horse, ride a cowboy mam.

that is really gross if you think bout' it.