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Meshi
03-08-2007, 05:07 PM
Right, this is basically what you do:

Someone start a sentence with five words, the next person who posts, puts a full stop at the end of their sentence.

Example:

n00b1: My head's about to expload,

b00n2: But my face is cute.

It has to be completely weird and have nothing to do with the first five words.

Right, I'll start.

Pokemon is interesting to watch,

DarkAmethyst
03-08-2007, 06:02 PM
...but some episodes are boring.

Pretty much everyone loves music,

Meshi
03-08-2007, 06:31 PM
but it's all passionately rubbish!

I'd love to chat but...

DarkAmethyst
03-08-2007, 07:17 PM
...I've other things to do.

Most roleplays are incredibly fun,

Meshi
03-08-2007, 07:22 PM
but some eat banana skins.

How to eat a banana,

DarkAmethyst
03-08-2007, 10:21 PM
...peel, bite, chew, swallow, repeat.

Staying on the computer is,

Professor Geoffrey
03-08-2007, 10:27 PM
Not exactly fun as PS2!

Lapras is the best because,

RawrIsMyMiddleName
03-08-2007, 11:47 PM
...well it isn't, Charmander is.

I like my name because,

Professor Geoffrey
03-09-2007, 12:53 AM
it isn't really the best.

Lapras is most beautiful when,

DarkAmethyst
03-09-2007, 12:56 AM
...it's swimming across moonlit seas. (came up with that out of nowhere...)

I like to read because,

Master Ash
03-09-2007, 01:08 AM
well, i hate it.
The five biscuts in the,

Meshi
03-09-2007, 05:15 PM
toliet drank green tea.

Stars are always shining because,

Flammenwerfer
03-09-2007, 05:25 PM
pies made it do so.
boysenberry pie tastes bad because.....

Meshi
03-09-2007, 05:30 PM
it flies over the sun.

Poison tastes like potatoes because...

DarkAmethyst
03-09-2007, 05:34 PM
potatoes usually taste like poison.

I am online because I,

Meshi
03-09-2007, 05:45 PM
pokemon forums are the best!

I like pokemon because it's...

Flammenwerfer
03-09-2007, 06:22 PM
yo momma made you.
i am yo papa because..

TheStoneRegisteel
03-09-2007, 09:15 PM
i'm a masculin geek. JK, lol.

Pigs eat Blueberry Pie Because...

Meshi
03-09-2007, 09:20 PM
it tastes like birds tongues.

I'm eating noodles right now...

Jelly
03-09-2007, 09:22 PM
Because it tastes really nasty

The sky is blue because

Meshi
03-09-2007, 09:26 PM
all girls like summer time ^^!

I love summer time because...

Master Ash
03-09-2007, 09:31 PM
Your mother told you to.



I am bourd because i.....

Kaze
03-09-2007, 09:31 PM
EDIT: I am bored because I can't play with Cody.

My dog Cody is fat, but...

TheStoneRegisteel
03-09-2007, 09:36 PM
he doesn't eat enough Beans and Toast.

Cody is now the main topic of this because...

Meshi
03-09-2007, 09:40 PM
he likes to roll around.

I listen to japanese music..

Zombie Muse
03-09-2007, 09:52 PM
he likes to roll around.

I listen to japanese music..
I listen to japanese music, Cody, does not.

Cody doesn't like japanese music,...

TheStoneRegisteel
03-09-2007, 09:53 PM
because he eats records.

I mention Cody in every post because...

Zombie Muse
03-09-2007, 09:56 PM
because he eats records.

I mention Cody in every post because...
I mention Cody in every post because, that was 7 words and Cody likes the number 7

Cody likes to eat records,...

TheStoneRegisteel
03-09-2007, 10:41 PM
'cause he hates Japenese music! I thought we covered that!

All of Cody's sentences have seven words...

Ridley
03-09-2007, 10:46 PM
...but it should be five.

The reason Metroid pwns, is...

TheStoneRegisteel
03-09-2007, 10:48 PM
'cause you voted for it in my game!

Cody ate a big peach because he...

Ridley
03-09-2007, 10:51 PM
...put seven words, not five.

I have a million dollars...

Meshi
03-09-2007, 10:54 PM
to spend on chocolate sundaes.

I like vanilla ice cream...

Ridley
03-09-2007, 10:55 PM
...that tastes like chocolate flavor.

My cat is about to...

Meshi
03-09-2007, 10:56 PM
puke grass on the floor.

I like grass because it's...

Ridley
03-09-2007, 10:58 PM
...what I'm most allergic to.

I made minions from paper...

Meshi
03-09-2007, 10:59 PM
and they all sneezed juice.

I like juice because it...

Ridley
03-09-2007, 11:00 PM
...destroyed all my paper minions.

Better material than paper is...

Meshi
03-09-2007, 11:02 PM
A mouse pad's rough surface.

I have to go now...

Ridley
03-09-2007, 11:04 PM
...to visit a different forum.

My evil dentist, right now...

Spartan MK-6
03-09-2007, 11:25 PM
is decaiptating me very painfully

Im driving a warthog into...

Ridley
03-09-2007, 11:38 PM
...a fire to be roasted.

The best invention ever is...

Spartan MK-6
03-09-2007, 11:43 PM
A swirling vortex of doom

A parcel bomb landed on...

Blue-
03-10-2007, 01:08 AM
A swirling vortex of doom

A parcel bomb landed on...
... Indonesia, but it missed, strangely. :P

Does a cactus chew, or...

Ridley
03-10-2007, 01:12 AM
...does it sceme evil plans?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear...

Hakken
03-10-2007, 01:32 AM
LYKOMG, Fuzzy wuzzy was BALD!

LYKOMG Is one word Because,

Hoshika
03-10-2007, 01:34 AM
LYKOMG, Fuzzy wuzzy was BALD!

LYKOMG Is one word Because,

I said so, that's it.

The frog jumped on the...

Pikachu_Oi
03-10-2007, 02:03 AM
little boy's very small head.

I like to eat a....

Lil Bro of Doom
03-10-2007, 02:06 AM
cats gut on a plate

i am so weird it's

Pikachu_Oi
03-10-2007, 02:09 AM
not even not very funny.

I like cheese because it's

Hoshika
03-10-2007, 02:12 AM
not even not very funny.

I like cheese because it's

Cheesy... oh, so very cheesy....

AAH, WATCH OUT, THE...

LordZangoose
03-10-2007, 02:18 AM
zombie-monkey-farmers are attacking

The invasion has begun, it...

Hoshika
03-10-2007, 02:20 AM
zombie-monkey-farmers are attacking

The invasion has begun, it...

exploded and has now ended.

I like to eat iced...

LordZangoose
03-10-2007, 02:21 AM
poo from deer and fish

Ham and cheese is mutated...

Hoshika
03-10-2007, 02:22 AM
poo from deer and fish

Ham and cheese is mutated...

But is not quite insane.

I like to live on...

LordZangoose
03-10-2007, 02:23 AM
mound of skulls and bones

After I forgot to put

Hoshika
03-10-2007, 02:48 AM
mound of skulls and bones

After I forgot to put

My hat and scarf on.

Hello, Snowball, my name is...

LordZangoose
03-10-2007, 02:50 AM
Ice ball. I pwn joo

Why is Cartman so awesome...

Lil Bro of Doom
03-10-2007, 03:25 AM
because he is a cartman

sorry i'm so cool it's

DarkAmethyst
03-10-2007, 03:41 AM
just the way I am.

I like to write because,

Volcanflame
03-10-2007, 03:53 AM
I have two red pencils.

I am so cool because ...

AquaMeowth
03-10-2007, 04:00 AM
I don't have any friends.

I am so bored because...

Anorexic Snorlax
03-10-2007, 04:21 AM
...you jumped on pillows today.

I like cheese and macaroni...

Zombie Muse
03-10-2007, 04:33 AM
but it gives me gas ((not really))

there're cows spying on me,...

Ridley
03-10-2007, 05:38 AM
...as I eat cow meat.

Cow meat is best with...

Zombie Muse
03-10-2007, 09:09 AM
...as I eat cow meat.

Cow meat is best with...
fish meat.

Fish eat meat because it...

Meshi
03-10-2007, 09:53 AM
reminds them of what's cool.

Being cool is tough because...

LordZangoose
03-10-2007, 01:54 PM
it just is not cool

When I eat a burrito...

Zombie Muse
03-10-2007, 03:29 PM
it just is not cool

When I eat a burrito...
a COW EXPLODS!

If cows imploded then the...

LordZangoose
03-10-2007, 04:00 PM
you need to use 5words

A huge Peruvian butt monkey...

Stardy
03-10-2007, 05:10 PM
you need to use 5words

A huge Peruvian butt monkey...
it stinks, it stinks badly

Me typing on the computer

MysticAura
03-10-2007, 05:21 PM
typing some weird, crazy stuff.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is fun,

Zombie Muse
03-10-2007, 05:23 PM
it stinks, it stinks badly

Me typing on the computer
makes loud noises, it's annoying.

If someone finnished this sentence...

Kaze
03-13-2007, 01:40 AM
If someone finnished this sentence...

They would be rewarded POCKY.

If Kaze stopped mentioning pocky...

Operative
03-13-2007, 01:56 AM
They would be rewarded POCKY.

If Kaze stopped mentioning pocky...

operative could relax momentarily.

I am listening to music,

Kaze
03-13-2007, 02:13 AM
but Kaze broke the music. o_O

If anyone else hates Mewtwo...

Operative
03-13-2007, 02:23 AM
but Kaze broke the music. o_O

If anyone else hates Mewtwo...

raise your stupid frikin' hand

Superman flys out the window

Lonsie
03-13-2007, 02:50 AM
because no one likes him.

Ray loves Kaze,

Meshi
03-14-2007, 06:13 PM
but Kaze really hates Ray.

I'm ready to eat this...

Zombie Muse
03-14-2007, 07:12 PM
but Kaze really hates Ray.

I'm ready to eat this...
banna sufla made from cows.

cows love to make pies, ....

MysticAura
03-15-2007, 03:15 PM
pies love to be eaten.

A rotten apple a day,

DarkAmethyst
03-15-2007, 04:58 PM
and the doctor's gonna stay.

Pokemon is so awesome because,

Zombie Muse
03-16-2007, 08:29 AM
and the doctor's gonna stay.

Pokemon is so awesome because,
it ruled the world randomly.

I will rule the world...

DarkAmethyst
03-16-2007, 06:10 PM
when pigs start to fly.

When I'm on the computer,

Jack of Clovers
03-17-2007, 03:30 AM
The overall story is rather random and pointless. Not a good combination.

*closed*

~Jack~