Favorite Quotes

[Agent Orange]

Whats your favorite Quotes? Post em here!



I get to go to lots of oversea places like Canada ~ Britney Spears.


Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you,
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
~ perfectpichu

[StarGirl]

Whats your favorite Quotes? Post em here!



~ Britney Spears.XDDDDDDDD Here's one

Some very important American person: *To Charlotte Church* So, where do you come from originally?

Charlotte C: Oh, I come from Wales

SVIAP: Oh, is that in England?

[Agent Orange]

:lol:

XD


I forgot who said this but it was a member here.

Dont make it rain on someones parade, :boohoo: MAKE IT THUNDAH! :twisted:

~???

LOL!

[StarGirl]

LOL. People say some priceless things. Take my German teacher for example.

GT: Now, we're going to have the speaking test, I don't want to hear ANYONE talking.

[Agent Orange]

LOLOLOLOLOL!

Yeah as Bob Dole once said: "The internet is a great way to get on the net."


Or as some activist said while opposing smokeing: "Smokeing kills, and if your killed you've lost a very important part of you life."

[StarGirl]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

[Agent Orange]

Oh geez...the snow outside my house is starting to build up on the power lines....anyhow....


"Kids in the Backseat cause Accidents. Accidents in the Backseat cause Kids."

~ Somebody on the Forums.

[StarGirl]

I've heard that one before.

Here's a site for some good ones: http://www.goodquotes.com/

[Max]

Ok... lets see



"To see the rainbow, you must get through the rain storm"



another
"Friendship is very hard to make, yet sooooo easy to break"


I stile those from two friends =P

[Tamer Marco]

"Life is like a nightmare you can't wake up from".

[plasmaball3000]

That reminds me of a quote I herd a while ago, but I don't remeber who said it:

"Life is like a nation. If you don't eat it, terrible things will happen to you"

Yeah, it's kind of random.

[Agent Orange]

That reminds me of a quote I herd a while ago, but I don't remeber who said it:

"Life is like a nation. If you don't eat it, terrible things will happen to you"

Yeah, it's kind of random.

:eh: Oooookayyyy....that is really bizzare...:eh:

[Tamer Marco]

:eh: Oooookayyyy....that is really bizzare...:eh: You got that right DP. ^_^'

[PokemonElite2000]

I'm not picking on Bush... he's just making it so easy with the things he has said. The following are real quotes from George W Bush with my comments in parentheses:

"They misunderestimated me."
(Misunderestimated, right...)

"It's your money. You paid for it."
(You bet I did!)

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
(Who would have known?)

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
(Not a smart thing to do, so I suppose it would be a hard thing to do.)

"I think we agree, the past is over."
(Agreed, past is over. One thing I actually agree with Bush on.)

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
(I don't think juveniles should have guns in the first place?)

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
(Future? Our President is a psychic.)

"You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
(How about a grammar test too?)

[boltAge]

"Life is like a wide sea, and Friendship, Relationship, Kinship are all needed to sail across this sea." -Me

[Thunderbird]

My favourite quote: [Just saw it in a chinese website, i'll trying to translate it as best as i can]
Human are afraid of death, vampires are afraid of immortality.
The appearance of vampires is actually a sarcasm itself.

[Agent Orange]

undefined LOL Pe2k!

Bush sure says some funny stuff! :lol:

[Sixto]

I don't know if someone already posted this, but just in case:

If you watch Family Guy then you'll know

Peter: Brian, look the cereal is trying to tell me something, its saying " OOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

ROFL!

[Agent Orange]

"Something has Happened!
You look in a strange sugar bowl. Inside, a note reads: The World Is Quiet Here."

~LOLjolteonlover

[Lucky Flareon]

"Don't follow my footsteps, I walk into walls."

"I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, until it hit me."

[Tamer Marco]

"Don't follow my footsteps, I walk into walls."

"I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, until it hit me." That wasn't funny but it was a quote.


I think this is YOUR quote: I smile becuase I have no idea whats going on.-Lucky

[Zombie]

Real AIM and IRC quotes from Bash.org: (note all the bad language has been censored by me)

<Alby_Fox> if pirating movies was an olympic sport I'd be canada
<Alby_Fox> or some other country
<Alby_Fox> that loses

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* Joins: kewty (sunkloto@vw4936.iprimus.net.au)
<kewty> wat av i mist?
<chopsuey> english class

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ericZir: what a retard
Shyne Po: Lol yeah
ericZir: retard*
ericZir: oh
ericZir: nvm

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<+llamaInAbox> i have lint in my eye
<+llamaInAbox> this is not nice
<+ApEtc> Remove it
<+llamaInAbox> the eye?
<+ApEtc> Whichever stops your complaining

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<Tigs> does anyone have a ruler i can borrow?

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<RuleR-> jesus christ, i farted so loud my dog ran away from my room

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<[Yu-Ominae]> brb nature calls
* [Yu-Ominae] goes outside and rolls in the bushes naked

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* MouLDY_LLaMa is now known as JohnnyDepIsCrap
<JohnnyDepIsCrap> :
<I_Am_Great> you spelt it worn
<I_Am_Great> g
<I_Am_Great> *worng
<JohnnyDepIsCrap> i know
<I_Am_Great> *wrtong
<I_Am_Great> *wrong
<I_Am_Great> damn
<JohnnyDepIsCrap> hahaha
<I_Am_Great> talk about spelling thing worng
<I_Am_Great> crap

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sdrawkcab yekim: tomorrow i'm going to drink 10 gallons of water
revmoo: why
sdrawkcab yekim: i wanna see how long i can pee for one time
revmoo1: that's it, I'm done with the Internet

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<JazzMan131> Dude, don't you find it weird that read and read are spelled the same?
<BenBish> ....
<BenBish> Naw man, not really

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<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

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<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in freaking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! CRAP CRAP CRAP
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> Whoops

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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

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<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

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<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds

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<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

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<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :)
<Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing
<Longi> err?
<Longi> THING
<Longi> someTHING!

[StarGirl]

Those are so funny XDDDD.
Sabaah (Sk8r): We're in a history lesson and we're doing about religion in Europe You know the Pope of England, did he want to charge more tax?

Me and friend: *Fall about laughing*

[Sk8er]

Those are so funny XDDDD.
Sabaah (Sk8r): We're in a history lesson and we're doing about religion in Europe You know the Pope of England, did he want to charge more tax?

Me and friend: *Fall about laughing*

Funny but not funny....because it's me.... I didn't know, I still don't know how that is wrong

[StarGirl]

Funny but not funny....because it's me.... I didn't know, I still don't know how that is wrong
XDDDDDD Man you are hilarious Sabaah.The Pope is the head of the Catholic church and he lives in the Vatican in Rome, In Italy. There is only one Pope. This is priceless...

[Zombie]

More Bash.Org Quotes :biggrin:

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(tinkrbell) my dog humps my other guy dog.. instead of my girl dog.. at least he's comfortable with himself and realized it at an early age

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<DrWoody> List of things I have accomplished today:
<DrWoody> ...
<DrWoody> ...
<DrWoody> That is all.

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<reub> i hate people that can't complete a freaking

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<[HTK]-Goatmeal> why did dp leave?
<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his shirt
<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his pants
<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his irc

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<SanGreal> holy crap I'm stupid
<SanGreal> I just took my laptop plug
<SanGreal> and licked it
<SanGreal> while it was plugged in
<SanGreal> :
<Funky_> ...
<Funky_> so does that mean you lick your plugs when they are not plugged in?
<SanGreal> :
<Funky_> yes or no?
<SanGreal> no comment

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<mycroft> I just got an email about getting access to 230,000 porno sites… I'll see you guys tomorrow.

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[Video`] The future of tech support isn't changing at all.
[Video`] I was in this class of tech support people.
[Video`] I took a screenshot of the desktop
[Video`] Made it the background
[Video`] And moved all the icons
[Video`] And they were confused as hell

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<julia> my inglish is pore
<Nurgle> engrish
<julia> ja! my engrish is pore

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<@[R-Dk]FoRbiDDeN> this litte arrow thing keeps following my mouse, and I can't make it go away.

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<riffic> its the year 3030
<Mindless> 3030? crap I'm late for work

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<davis> you're site reminds me of a commercial
<MyBodyIs4Sale> which commercial?
<davis> the one where the girl dumps the guy because of his lack of substance on his web page

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(neruaL) my mom's computer
(neruaL) just said "hey baby, you've got mail" in some seductive male voice

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zolex: do you call tabbaco a drug?
crummy: yes
crummy: of course its a drug
zolex: its a plant, its not a drug you idiot.

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<pHluid> It usually takes like 30 days to reroute a freaking T1 line
<mef> why are you telling us?
<pHluid> Just mentioning
<pHluid> Didn't mean to interrupt your meaningful idling.
<pHluid> So sorry.
<mef> Apology accepted.
<l0st> we all make mistakes

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<Spiral> sdfklsd;fjs;dlkfjlsd7r4rfuhtegugfyrg
<Spiral> sorry there was a spider on my keyboard

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:mrgreen:

[Evanna]

I saw one a long time ago:

Dwarfs see things big

You can consider it as making fun of dwarfs, but you can also consider it as the truth. I prefer the second one... I have nothing against dwarfs!
I just think, they accept how they are born, and try to make the best out of it.

[Sutiivun]

Heh, one I heard from my friend.

"Life is like a vacuum. It sucks."

[Neo Pikachu]

Here's some graffiti quotes that were found in a bathroom:

Do you have a Drink Problem?
– yes, I can't afford it.

Jesus Saves!
– with the Co-op bank.

Jesus Saves!
– but Bremner scores on the rebound.

Jesus Christ is Coming!
– only if he remembers to change at Darlington.

Jesus Lives!
– does this mean we won't get an Easter holiday?

In recent tests, 138% of maths teachers scored below average.

To do is to be – Rousseau.
To be is to do – Sartre.
Doo-be-doo-be-doo – Sinatra.

Sociology degrees – please take one.
(Above toilet roll holder)

Here I sit, broken-hearted -
Paid a penny and only farted.

Press button for a 60-second speech from Cecil Parkinson.
(On electric hand-dryer)

Thanks goes to Peter Higginbotham

[[Fair]]

Here's my favorite quote:
BOB DOLE PWNS J00!

- [Fair]

[boltAge]

']Here's my favorite quote:
BOB DOLE PWNS J00!

- [Fair]
I'm going to sue you for copying my "pwnts j00" -_- Your pwns missed a T anyway :razz:

[Jack of Clovers]

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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

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lol... that must be really fun to do. :eh:

anything by Socrates, Aristotle or Plato will give great inspirational quotes (i.e. look at my sig). they really make you start thinking which is why my walls of my room are loaded with these kind of inspirational quotes from great people from our history. here's one:

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak but their echoes are truly endless." -Mother Theresa

i'll put up all of them when i have time. maybe i'll even inspire someone with these :cool:

~Jack~

[Pink Yoshi]

Bwee, qoutes!

"Correct; Younger Earth larvae DO have control over the adult monkeys."

^____^ That quote always makes me laugh, bwee.

[Tamer Marco]

Here's one from my pal Lerdar: If you try and don't succed destroy all evidence that you tried and try again. :razz:

[Sutiivun]

Ah, I like that! *Blows something up and erases all evidence* Buahahaha! :biggrin:

[Nohman]

"Any fool who would die for honor is better off dead." - Patriarch (MotG)

"When life gives ya lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!" - My Own Infamous Quote

"It's not pollution that's causing all the problems: it's the impurities in our air and water." - George W. Bush, that spunky fellow

[Sophie]

I love you, but I'm not in love with you. ~Someone in school, now it's all around the school.

YOUR MOM! ~Michael, a friend IRL, that's like his funniest worst/best insult omg.

The purpose of life is to end. ~Agent Smith

Matrix is like a media that blinds me from the truth. ~My Social Studies teacher

I'll add more later.

[Agent Orange]

This was a bizzare random comment by some boy at my school who was sitting next to me in English.


"Im not gay, but I think my boyfriend is."

[Sutiivun]

Look at my sig. It's from yours truly. :biggrin:

[Tamer Marco]

This was a bizzare random comment by some boy at my school who was sitting next to me in English.


"Im not gay, but I think my boyfriend is." That's just sick. :P Whatcha talkin bout Willis?-Gary Coleman?

[Agent Orange]

:lol: I know. Ahhhhh. The quotes of a messed up actor. :lol:

[Tamer Marco]

:lol: I know. Ahhhhh. The quotes of a messed up actor. :lol: I've got a REALLY stupid quote but I won't say it. Eh I will: If you're feeling down smoke some crack and it'll turn it around.-Whitney Houston

[Agent Orange]

Lol. :lol:


"This is Bob everyone. Bob likes to eat garbage see?" ~ My 6th grade Tech Ed teacher while pointing to a trash can with the word Bob written in big letters on it. :lol:


My teacher is soooooo weird. Hes funny though.

[Tamer Marco]

Lol. :lol:


"This is Bob everyone. Bob likes to eat garbage see?" ~ My 6th grade Tech Ed teacher while pointing to a trash can with the word Bob written in big letters on it. :lol:


My teacher is soooooo weird. Hes funny though. Well most weird people are funny.

[Agent Orange]

True. Very true.


"I dont think were in kansas anymore." ~ Dorthy, The wizard of Oz and every cheesy 60's sci-fi monster movie. :lol:

[Tamer Marco]

Here's another: I could not care what you think about me and I can care less about you're issues-Inuyasha full fledged demon in training.

[Agent Orange]

DancingLobster101: Did you ever have an intamate conversation with a hunk of cheese?


T/hihi987: ??? <---------------- ME!

DancingLobster101: Its fun...

Luke562: What the hell?

DancingLobster101: Try it!

T/hihi987: O.o

DancingLobster101: Do the chedda'!

T/hihi987: Creeping Crud your insane...

Luke562:Lol.

T/dp987 has logged off

[Inferno]

"The most depressing thing about ping-pong is that you'll never be as good as a wall."

"Time travel meeting here last wednesday."

[Samus Aran]

(pardon the swearing)

"Same sh!t, Different day" - Samus Aran

"You piss me off... all HELL breaks loose!" -me

"As you wish" -Boba Fett!

"KENNY, GO TO HELL.............O MOM!" Fat dude from South park

[Tamer Marco]

After fun with weapons my mom never alowed me to watch south park again.


I hate you Gen Kai-Yuske

[Marill]

"Create Your Own World and Go Live In It."

"Well, My Wurmple is studying to get it's Ph.D!"

[darkshadow]

"who's the b***h now?"~the new guy(a movie)

"shiznit"~me and from some movies(its a curse,but its a favorite quote,sorry for that).

[Samus Aran]

"a little help here?" -me

[Tamer Marco]

"Create Your Own World and Go Live In It."

"Well, My Wurmple is studying to get it's Ph.D!" Well my Wurmple is a doctor!

[silverfrost]

lol... Oooh quotes from the Pokemon anime... XD

"Good looks can get you pretty far- take it from me!"
-Brock

=b

[Samus Aran]

"my Grandma loves you"- my freind, sara

"NO TOUCHY! NO touch!" - Kuzco

"YAY, I'M A LLAMA AGAIN!! wait," -Kuzco

[Jessu]

"You got a problem with that?" - me
"Little Mermaids deserve a good meal." - Golden Coral
"DO THE MARIO!" - Whatever his name is that's in http://www.mortisland.com/Mario.htm at the very end.

[Samus Aran]

"Being disemboweled always makes me kinda mad..."- Wierd Al!

[ReclusiveDemon]

"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken!- quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" - Edgar Alan poe.

[Samus Aran]

SAme dude RD said- "you think i am mad?"

[ReclusiveDemon]

"Big words, for such small vermin.'' - Sesshomaru.

[Samus Aran]

"only the strong survive, and the weak don't." (i think its right) _little boy form raroni Kenshin

[ReclusiveDemon]

"only the strong survive, and the weak don't." (i think its right) _little boy form raroni Kenshin
"The strong survive, and the weak die."

[Samus Aran]

thats it!

[Jisaku the Dragon Tamer]

I am quite fond of anime and manga, and some of my favorite quotes are from YuGiOh.


"A man's greatest opponent is the fear that resides within his heart."
-Kaiba

"I will show you God, for that is what true power is!"
-Kaiba

"Yugi needs to own M.Puzzle. Any enemy of his is an enemy of mine."
-Yami Bakura

"Your pharaohs, your gods! Who are they now? Where are they now?"
-Priest Seto

[Ierdar]

Lol, for me, this could go on a long long time ^_^

YOU TARDED OUR DICEMASTER- TT

Ierdar is srupid-X

Yeah, I'm the stupid one :rolleyes:

Just a few quick ones =P

[Thunderbird]

^lol, u're not. Quite clever i suppose. i sense it in your posts. :razz:

Just came accross a new quote which i favour:
The secret is... There is no secret!~Andrew Mattews

[Shael]

"When words fail, music speaks"
~Hans Christian Andersen

"Life is not worth living if you can't find something worth dying for" *Not sure of exact words*
~??? (I forgot =P)

The one in my sig.

There are some more, but I can't think of them right now =/

[§avage])]

"I am the only person in this world with the right to pass judgment upon humanity!"

[Ninja Emperor]

"Live by honor. Kill by Stealth."-Tenchu Series- "Move like a shadow. Strike like a snake." -Tenchu Series- "I'm shadow and shadows have no name."-Rikimaru from Tenchu 2- "I am Rikimaru, I am the shadow."-Rikimaru from Wreath of Heaven- "Now that's just prime!" -Optimus Primal- "It's gorgeous!"-Steve Ervin- lol

Edit: "It's not how you dies what's matters, it's how you live on."-Kenshin Himura, the Batosai- "Ok, here are my options: A. To jump aside and get him with a spining kick, or B. To receive the claw in the face and fall to the ground dieing...Shoud have stick with A.!"-Cow Pow- "Yeeeaaas"-Megatron-

[Mechaflame]

"I'm not usually a religious man, but, if you're up there, save me Superman!"
-Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

[StarGirl]

I like:
'If you kep your face in the sunshine you will never see the shadows' -anon
And a couple of others that i can't remember at this present moment in time.

[Mechaflame]

"You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell!"
-Mechaflame :biggrin:

[Ninja Emperor]

"Beware of the shadows, they are everywhere! Even in the light of a midday, they are still there! And they will follow you, and you can never escape from them!"-Ninja Emperor- :wink:
"Beware of the shadows, they are everywhere! Even in the light of a midday, they are still there! And they will follow you, and you can never escape from them!"-Ninja Emperor- :wink:

[Agent Orange]

Dude please dont write in white.

[Ninja Emperor]

I'm way ahead of you pal, and I wrote the same thing below that in red, lol!

[Sutiivun]

"Do what I say, not what I do." - My Dad

[Thunderbird]

"Do what I say, not what I do." - My Dad
Hmm. From this quote i can already sense that your father is a person who always like giving instructions to ppl but cannot set himself a role model in front of u. :razz:

[Pink Yoshi]

Hmm...

"Correct; Younger Earth larvae do have control over the adult monkeys."- Zim

"No wonder those idiots got me into second place at the clueless category!"- Crystal Koopa

"The idiots of evil...?"- Blue Boo

"In a world of idiots, there is but one who doesnt even deserve to be one."- Dream

"Yes, they ARE all idiots, arent they?"- Me

Those are some of my favs...

[Sutiivun]

Hmm. From this quote i can already sense that your father is a person who always like giving instructions to ppl but cannot set himself a role model in front of u. :razz:Sort of. *shrugs*

"Girls tend to be more mature at your age, Stephen." - Mom

"And We'se men aren't!" - My brother

"If Polly were a bird, would she want a cracker?" - My friend, Jim

There are some for ya.

[Ikazuchi]

If Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars, does that mean that Gail is from Saturn? - Someone on Fit Farm.

[Agent Orange]

Don't regret the past, learn from it. --- Solid Snake, MGS:TTS

Put down the controller right now!!! --- Phycho Mantis, MGS:TTS


=P

[Tamer Marco]

I have you now-Darth Vader