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Flammenwerfer
03-15-2007, 11:22 PM
for those of you who dont know, in hungary they are naming a bridge called (see title).
please post comments.

!CeMAn
03-16-2007, 12:07 AM
I remember reading about this in the fall.
Apparantly, Chuck Norris is going to forge, rivet and align said bridge using nothing but roundhouse kicks.

Flammenwerfer
03-16-2007, 12:12 AM
now THAT would be interesting! lol

Meshi
03-17-2007, 11:39 AM
Four words:

Chuck Norris is weird....

-Meshi-

Flammenwerfer
03-17-2007, 07:16 PM
that may be true, but heres a chuck norris joke:
While people say"Oh my GOD!!" god says"Oh my CHUCK NORRIS!!"

~Falcon~
03-17-2007, 11:02 PM
Thats pretty cool

Joke:
chuck norris's tears heal cancer, but he never cries

Flammenwerfer
03-17-2007, 11:05 PM
that was a good joke.

!CeMAn
03-18-2007, 06:17 PM
Thats pretty cool

Joke:
chuck norris's tears heal cancer, but he never cries

that was a good joke.


LMAO...
Let's try not to turn this thread into a Chuck Norris jokes thread. It might get moved to Other Games.

BtW, it's widley known, the jokes about Chuck Norris aren't jokes. They are FACTS.

RouteMaster
03-18-2007, 10:02 PM
BtW, it's widley known, the jokes about Chuck Norris aren't jokes. They are FACTS.

Indeed. You know I hear he won the 1988 World Poker Series with a three of clubs, a five of spades, a Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card from Monopoly, a red number three card from Uno and half a ripped napkin.

Anyways, even though Chuck is an absolute legend, naming a bridge after him is a bit barmy. :crackup:

Nirvash
03-18-2007, 10:52 PM
Chuck Norris Bridge. I'm going to drive over it and yell, "Chuck norris for teh win!!!11oneoen"

Anyway, what's a chuck norris post without a joke? :O

Chuck Norris took a trip to a monastary in the himalayas. There, he impregnicated all the nuns, which later gave birth the the 1973 Miami Dolphins. XD

pod
03-19-2007, 03:01 PM
i hate chuck norris.

Vampire
03-19-2007, 03:06 PM
Sorry to rain on your paraide, but who is chuck norris?

PokéJungle
03-19-2007, 04:06 PM
I remember reading about this in the fall.
Apparantly, Chuck Norris is going to forge, rivet and align said bridge using nothing but roundhouse kicks.
Haha, you rock.

Flammenwerfer
03-20-2007, 12:01 AM
Sorry to rain on your paraide, but who is chuck norris?

a living legend who got beat by bruce lee in under 30 seconds.

!CeMAn
03-20-2007, 12:18 AM
Sorry to rain on your paraide, but who is chuck norris?
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/thenamesjimjones/Chuck-Norris.jpg
Good game.

Chuck Norris was a huge action star in the 80's and a little bit in the 90's starring in his own show based on a movie of his, Walker: Texas Ranger.
His Finishing Move is the Roundhouse Kick.

Flammenwerfer
03-20-2007, 01:02 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/thenamesjimjones/Chuck-Norris.jpg
Good game.

Chuck Norris was a huge action star in the 80's and a little bit in the 90's starring in his own show based on a movie of his, Walker: Texas Ranger.
His Finishing Move is the Roundhouse Kick.

that is an AWESOME pic. from magic:the gathering rite?

!CeMAn
03-20-2007, 01:08 AM
that is an AWESOME pic. from magic:the gathering rite?
I don't think it's real though.
Yeah M:tG.

Flammenwerfer
03-20-2007, 01:12 AM
that would be awesome if it was...

!CeMAn
03-20-2007, 01:33 AM
One more:

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/ciubi/f/funny0305.jpg
Chuck Norris Toilet Paper.

Flammenwerfer
03-20-2007, 01:34 AM
SWEET! i want some!