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Gastlygoo
04-03-2007, 10:20 PM
I was thinking we could share songs like


Row, row, row your boat
Getly dow the stream,
Toss your teacher over board
And litsen to her Scream

Stardy
04-04-2007, 04:25 PM
I was thinking we could share songs like


Row, row, row your boat
Getly dow the stream,
Toss your teacher over board
And litsen to her Scream
One fine day in the middle off the night
2 dead men got up to fight
They turned around to face eachother
Drew thier swords and shot eachother

and

I hate u
u hate me
lets tie barney to a tree
with a great big gun
lets shoot him in the head
O dear GOD Barneys DEAD
(Yay)

What do ya think???
Crap arnt they?

ZadokRox
04-04-2007, 06:35 PM
Here's an old-school playground Christmas song (to the tune of 'Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer).

Randolph the redneck cowboy
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it
You would turn around and run

All of the other cowboys
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Randolph
Join in any cowboy games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Randolph, with your gun so bright,
Won't you shoot my neighbor* tonight?"

Then all the other cowboys
Shouted out with glee
"Randolph the redneck cowboy,
You'll go down in history!"


* It used to be 'wife', but I've changed it due to all the domestic violence going on.

Gastlygoo
04-04-2007, 09:47 PM
I hate u
u hate me
lets team up and kill barny
with a knife to his hip and a gun to his head
Sorry kids but Barny's dead
(Yay!!)

Mines just like yours

Venusaur456
04-06-2007, 09:53 PM
I got one!

I'm not cool
And that's so true.
I made this up
but I'm not a pup.

I made that one up.:happy:

Larvinator
04-07-2007, 03:32 AM
All these Barney ones bring back memories of third grade. xD My school had this variation.

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's chase Barney up a tree!
With a shotgun-BANG! BANG!
Barney's on the floor!
No more stupid dinosaur!

My own variation that never really caught on...

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's team up and kill Barney
With a great big noose
And a shotgun or two,
Poor ol' Barney's turning blue.

You see, I always thought a noose was made to strangulate people. I didn't learn until later that it was used to break necks. .____.

Gastlygoo
04-07-2007, 03:42 AM
All these Barney ones bring back memories of third grade. xD My school had this variation.

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's chase Barney up a tree!
With a shotgun-BANG! BANG!
Barney's on the floor!
No more stupid dinosaur!

My own variation that never really caught on...

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's team up and kill Barney
With a great big noose
And a shotgun or two,
Poor ol' Barney's turning blue.

You see, I always thought a noose was made to strangulate people. I didn't learn until later that it was used to break necks. .____.
here's one

I am the Ice cream man
Running over fat kids with my van,
When I ring my bell
all the little fat kids run like hell

lol I love that!~

Venusaur456
04-07-2007, 11:03 PM
How about this?

ABCDEFG

Barney is my enemy.

Stick a penguin up his nose,

Then squirt him with a hose,

ABCDEFG

Barney is my enemy.

SeizeTheDay
04-07-2007, 11:09 PM
"I am Michael Jackson
Humping little kids with my big white cannon"

spinoff of Iron Man by Black Sabbath

Venusaur456
04-08-2007, 07:16 PM
I got one.

I like cheese,
you like to wheeze,
I like pie,
you like to die.

Alienshroom
04-08-2007, 07:36 PM
Pop I the sailer man lived in a trash can turned on the heater and burnt off his weiner pop I the sailer man!

ZadokRox
04-09-2007, 04:24 AM
We used to have a similar song.


He's Popeye the Sailorman.
He lives inside a garbage can.
He lit up a lighter;
Set himself on fire.
He's Popeye the Sailorman.


Man, we're a bunch of cruel sons of biscuit-eaters. :sad:

Gary's Gurl
04-15-2007, 07:54 AM
All these Barney ones bring back memories of third grade. xD My school had this variation.

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's chase Barney up a tree!
With a shotgun-BANG! BANG!
Barney's on the floor!
No more stupid dinosaur!

My own variation that never really caught on...

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's team up and kill Barney
With a great big noose
And a shotgun or two,
Poor ol' Barney's turning blue.

You see, I always thought a noose was made to strangulate people. I didn't learn until later that it was used to break necks. .____.

my barney song is alot like yours

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's go kill barney!
With a shotgun-BANG! BANG!
Barney's on the floor!
No more purple dinosaur!

Pikablu Pie
04-18-2007, 03:16 AM
Part 1:

I hate you
You hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney~
With a knife to his back
And a gun to his head
Pull the trigger, Barney's dead!

Part 2:
Joy to the world
Barney's dead
I shot-off-his-head!
I went to his funeral,
I went to his grave~
Everyone threw flowers,
But I threw a grenade!

:D

lugia_ho-oh
04-18-2007, 03:41 AM
OOhh here's one my sister and I came up with. I goes with the 'Misfit' sung by Rudolph and that funky elf that wanted to be a dentist for some deranged reason. Except we added Frosty the Snowman in it for some reason.

I am just a fly reindeer
go to parties and drink beer
I am reckless and have no fears
that's why I fit in

I am just a fly snowman
I pee in a bed pan
too lazy to go to the can
that's why I fit in

*later added

I am just a fly elf creature
little boys are my fave feature
I'm a pedophile so I've become a teacher
that's why I fit in.

kitten_Gal
04-18-2007, 01:23 PM
Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Push the n00bs off the boat
And smile as they scream

Shiny Loser
04-18-2007, 01:58 PM
Row Row row your boat
gently over the tide
Merrily merrily merrily CRASH
oops i guess i died.

Pokeboy sarab
04-18-2007, 02:46 PM
Well we made one based on we will rock you in fourth grade.

We will
We will
kick your butt
make you fart
all the way to pizza hut
If you're there
Comb your hair
And don't forget your underwear

Venusaur456
04-23-2007, 08:55 PM
Here's a better one than my others:
Row, row, row your boat.
Gently down the stream.
Throw your teacher overboard.
And listen to here scream "Hooray!"

You passed the test, you passed the test.
For throwing people overboard.
You passed the test, you passed the test.
You passed the test, hooray!

Pikablu Pie
04-24-2007, 12:06 AM
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't wait
To run over you!"

>>

Gastlygoo
04-27-2007, 10:24 PM
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't wait
To run over you!"

>>
Roses are red
vilots are blue
the devil is evil
and so are you

Shiny Loser
04-28-2007, 08:59 AM
roses are red
violets are blue
when god gave us brains
where the hell were you?

shinycelebi
04-28-2007, 09:04 AM
One sunny bright day on an island far away,
I saw ??? coming this way.
I shot a rubber band forty feet wide,
I took out my bazooka and blasted him/her wide.
He/She ended up in hospital lying in bed,
People threw presents,I threw a grenade.
Unforturnately he wasn't quite dead,
So I took out my machinegun and shot off his/her head.
I went to his/her funeral,I went to his/her grave,
People threw flowers,I threw a bomb.
He/She may be in Heaven,he/she may be in Hell,
He/She may be on Pluto,though I cant really tell.

kitten_Gal
04-28-2007, 05:10 PM
Joy to the world barneys dead
We barbaqued his head
Don't worry about his body
We flushed down the potty
and around and around it went
and around and around it went
and around and around it went

Don't worry about the toes
we shoved them up his nose
Don't worry about his eyes
we made them in to pies
And it made us puke real bad
And it made us puke real bad
And it made us puke real bad

Kecleonfan666
04-29-2007, 01:58 PM
My original song (I think) ^^

Old Mc' donald had a Noob
Eeh Ih Eeh Ih oh
With a "Double Post here" and "Double post" there
Double post here, there, everywhere


Old Mc' donald had a Noob
Eeh Ih Eeh Ih Oh
With a "Spam" here and a "Spam" there
Spam here, there, everywhere
Old Mc' donald had a Noob
Eeh-Ih-Eeh-Ih-Oh

Shiny Loser
04-29-2007, 02:23 PM
Old Mc' donald had a Noob
Eeh Ih Eeh Ih oh
With a "13375p34k" and "13375p34k" there
ZOMG here, there, everywhere