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Ash Red Ketchum
08-26-2004, 11:25 PM
this is a fun game, the rules are simple:
someone makes a wish and another person corrupts it, for example:
i wish i had a car

wish granted but it exploded

simple eh?

ill start:

i wish i was a star

Half a Dollar
08-26-2004, 11:30 PM
LMAO, this is a thread fomr Serebii. =P
Should be moved to Other Trvia/Games, but what the hell..

but, it was a shooting star, and you fell from the sky.

I wish I had a million bucks.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-26-2004, 11:33 PM
so you know? hm.....
wish granted *a million bucks(as in the antelope thing) run you over*

i wish i was an angel

Half a Dollar
08-26-2004, 11:35 PM
Your wish was granted, only you turned into a Demon.


I wish i had powers of lightning.


OOC: Yes, I am a member there. Not before this one though.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-26-2004, 11:36 PM
wish granted but zeus got mad and killed you(you should know why)

i wish i had frlg

Animefan1291
08-26-2004, 11:36 PM
wish granted. then all of a sudden u wanted to be god so he turned u into satan and sent u into hell.

i wish this girl i like would say yes to me if i ask her out.

Half a Dollar
08-26-2004, 11:37 PM
the girl actually had a husband.

I wish I had Mase's CD.

Tamer San
08-26-2004, 11:37 PM
Your wish is granted but you farted infront of her and she slapped you ^^

Ash Red Ketchum
08-26-2004, 11:38 PM
wish granted but you didnt make a wish, so you die

i wish i had a cow

Half a Dollar
08-26-2004, 11:39 PM
"i wish i had a cow"

Wish grated, but it falls on you.

I wish I had a Deoxys.=D

Ash Red Ketchum
08-26-2004, 11:40 PM
wish granted but deoxys takes over your body

i wish i was immortal

Animefan1291
08-26-2004, 11:41 PM
*I wish I had a Deoxys.=D*
Wish granted, but u used gameshark to get it and your game crashed! :tongue:

I wish I had a mansion

Half a Dollar
08-26-2004, 11:41 PM
Wish grated, but May doesn't wanna come near you.

I wish Pokemon were real.

Animefan1291
08-26-2004, 11:44 PM
Wish granted, but a bunch of tauros come running and accidentally run u over

I wish I had a bunch of cool cars

Ash Red Ketchum
08-26-2004, 11:44 PM
Wish grated, but May doesn't wanna come near you. eh?

wish granted but they exploded, because you smelled

i wish i could beat FFX2

Half a Dollar
08-26-2004, 11:45 PM
Wish grated, but Sephiroth comes and kills you.


I wish I had my old post count back.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-26-2004, 11:47 PM
wish granted, but you explode instead

i wish i was cloud from FF7

Animefan1291
08-26-2004, 11:47 PM
Wish grated, but Sephiroth comes and kills you.


I wish I had my old post count back.
Wish granted, but an unstoppable virus infects ur comp and crashes it.

I wish I had a cookie :biggrin:

Ash Red Ketchum
08-26-2004, 11:49 PM
wish granted but i thought you meant a computer cookie, so while your computer eats, you shrivel up and die

i wish i was a rayquaza

Half a Dollar
08-26-2004, 11:50 PM
i wish i was cloud from FF7

You did, but you are glitched up.

I wish I had a cookie

You got it, but it's poisoned.

I wish I had a Electrode, with 31 IV's in Speed and 31 IV's in Seical Attack, and Timid Nature. =D

Animefan1291
08-26-2004, 11:50 PM
Wish granted, but blastoise came and ice beamed u


I wish I wasnt bored

Ash Red Ketchum
08-26-2004, 11:51 PM
wish granted, you turn into a snorlax

i wish i could meet linkin park

Half a Dollar
08-26-2004, 11:51 PM
You did, but they hated you.

I wish I had Missingno.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-26-2004, 11:53 PM
wish granted but it was missing

i wish i knew what the heck that freaky girrafe thing is in nick the angelics avatar

Half a Dollar
08-26-2004, 11:55 PM
Wish grated, but it's name is screwed up.

I wish I knew who you were on Serebii.

Animefan1291
08-26-2004, 11:56 PM
wish granted but it was missing

i wish i knew what the heck that freaky girrafe thing is in nick the angelics avatar
U found out wut it was, but it came to life and ate u

i wish i had a bunch of games

Ash Red Ketchum
08-26-2004, 11:57 PM
wish granted, but its obvious who i am, read one of my other posts, and oh yes, you die

i wish i may

Half a Dollar
08-26-2004, 11:58 PM
You see May, but she doesn't want you in her house.


I wish I was in the Anime.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 12:00 AM
You see May, but she doesn't want you in her house. i meant i wish i was may, sorry

wish granted, your in the world of vandread, whoopie, you get seriously hurt

i wish i had a gundam

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 12:01 AM
Wish grated, but it falls on you.


I wish I was a rapper.

Animefan1291
08-27-2004, 12:03 AM
Wish grated, but it falls on you.


I wish I was a rapper.
Wish granted, but you get shot like biggie and tupac and die :twisted:

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 12:03 AM
wish granted, but i thought you said raper, uh oh....

i wish i was may(i didnt say the other wish right so...)
and seriously, what is that freaky girraffe thing in your avatar dude?

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 12:06 AM
OOC: It's Jumba. Some cool thing back in the Old Pe2k days.

You were May, but you still dated a girl, and people thought it was freaky.

Chicko
08-27-2004, 12:07 AM
(since no-one wished, I will!)

I wish I had KH2!

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 12:08 AM
(since no-one wished, I will!)

I wish I had KH2!wish granted but it was a fake

i wish i had a sword

Chicko
08-27-2004, 12:11 AM
wish granted but it was plastic.

I wish I had magical powers! ^^

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 12:12 AM
wish granted, you got the powers to turn into a pig and a duck

i wish i was cloud from FF7

Matthew
08-27-2004, 01:31 AM
Your wish is granted and you turn into Cloud but Sephorith kills you!

I wish I had infinite wishes.

Agent Orange
08-27-2004, 01:32 AM
You get unlimited wishes, but they can only be used for pakages of Tums.

I wish for control of the world.

(lol, corrupted to begin with)

Ace
08-27-2004, 01:35 AM
You get control of the world, but a rebellion brews and overthrows you :tongue:

I wish NP was thrown into an isolation chamber :tongue2:

Matthew
08-27-2004, 01:38 AM
A GMOD changes your name to Neo Pikachu and you get thrown into it instead... XD

I wish that Resident Evil 2 was released already

Agent Orange
08-27-2004, 01:42 AM
It is released, but its main chaecter is Phil, a 40 year old man who lives in his moms basement, and the opponents are bunnies.

I wish I had a dollar....

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 01:42 AM
wish granted but a guy named evil is released from jail and kills you

i wish i was ash

Ace
08-27-2004, 01:43 AM
You become Ash but a fault between reality and anime caused you to look very ugly.

I wish I could get revenge on the GMODS for renaming me Dark Pikachu :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-27-2004, 01:43 AM
You are Ash, but May is an ugly lady with big hairy warts.

I wish my school would close...

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 02:01 AM
wish granted, you explode soon after

i wish mist died a long and painful death

Sutiivun
08-27-2004, 02:04 AM
This is evil, but I gotta do it.

Misty will die a slow and painful death, after she kills May! XD

I wish I would win the lottery :P

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 02:07 AM
This is evil, but I gotta do it.

Misty will die a slow and painful death, after she kills May! XD

I wish I would win the lottery :PNNOOOOO!!!!! STUPID MISTY!

wish granted but you only won a penny

i wish Linkin Park made there next cd already...










ń

Chicko
08-27-2004, 02:09 AM
wish granted, but the cd has only songs about bunnies and unicorns

I wish I had FFVII!

Ace
08-27-2004, 02:10 AM
wish granted, but the cd has only songs about bunnies and unicorns

I wish I had FFVII!

You get FFVII, but it is old and doesn't work :tongue:

I wish school lasted for only 1 day rather than 181 :tongue:

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 02:12 AM
wish granted but you go crazy because of the lack of friendship

i wish psyduck would just bite misty friggin hands off, especially after what she does to it!

Chicko
08-27-2004, 02:17 AM
wish granted but Psyducks bites May's hands off too.

I wish I had every dvd on earth!

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 02:21 AM
wish granted, you get all the Ding Von Dongs on the earth

i wish i was a samarai

Chicko
08-27-2004, 02:27 AM
wish granted, but instead of armor you get a flower dress and every laughes

I wish I had infinite knowledge!

Ace
08-27-2004, 02:31 AM
wish granted, but instead of armor you get a flower dress and every laughes

I wish I had infinite knowledge!

You get your knowledge but your brain grows bigger than your head and explodes.

I wish I became president :eek:

Chicko
08-27-2004, 02:36 AM
wish granted, but you have an election and lose it! (sorry, I dunno, that's the best I could think of)

I wish I had every Gamecube game!

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 02:40 AM
wish granted *you get a bag of dice saying"game cube"*

i wish i had an eagle

Chicko
08-27-2004, 02:42 AM
wish granted, the eagle flies into Mexico and is shot down!

I wish I had every Playstation Game!

Ace
08-27-2004, 02:45 AM
You get every Playstation game, but a Theiving Salesman finds out and steals them all and sells them for outragous prices for they're classics.

I wish I got a Nintendo DS before it's release. :tongue:

Chicko
08-27-2004, 02:47 AM
Wish granted, but because you have no new games to play you go insane and toss it out a window on a second story.

I wish I had a Nintendo DS AND games before they're released! :tongue:

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 02:50 AM
wish granted but when you were playing it overloaded and blew up

i wish i had a star fish

Chicko
08-27-2004, 02:51 AM
wish granted but it slides out of your hand and jumps in the nearest source of water.

I wish I had the power to control the weather.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 02:54 AM
wish granted but the power of nature over powers you and you die

i wish i was a charecter in an anime called vandread

Ace
08-27-2004, 03:10 AM
You become the character but the show has budget problems and ends the day after.

I wish I got straight As...I was so close last year *sigh*

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 03:16 AM
wish granted but i dont know what the hell you said so you turn into a monkey

i wish i had deoxys

Ace
08-27-2004, 03:24 AM
You get a Deoxys but it runs away after thinking you were not a worthy trainer for it.

I wish I had Jirachi so I can get a second wish :tongue2:

ElimN8
08-27-2004, 03:27 AM
wish granted but this is the wrong section

*Moved

Matthew
08-27-2004, 03:28 AM
But somebody steals your wish and wishes you were dead...

I wish I could Time Travel...

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 03:28 AM
wish granted but jirachi runs away as well

i wish i had all the starter pokemon in ruby and sapphire

Ace
08-27-2004, 03:31 AM
You had all of the starters, but one of your mean cousins released them.

I wish I had EVERY single pokemon. :tongue:

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:06 AM
You did. But they all exploded.

I wish I became a Mod. =[

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:08 AM
You became a Mod, but got hacked by a Ryan-hater and then was accused of pointless posts, then you got banned. :tongue:

I wish PE2K was much more populated. :tongue:

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:10 AM
It did. But you exploded.

I wish Pe2k was near me.

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:11 AM
It was, but you forgot to take a bath one day and it ran away. :tongue2:

I wish you could post on Daily Chit Chat...it's so empty there. :tongue2:
(That was oddly specific)

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:15 AM
Wish gratned, but a rapper came an kicked you, then shot you.


I wish I had Pokemon Earmald(sp?).

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:17 AM
You did, but you forgot that it was spelled Emerald and the copy you got was a rip. :tongue2:

I wish I could stop getting shot at. (By Ryan, Rappers, oh my!)

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:18 AM
Wish granted, but 40 rappers,came and shot you.


I wish I had a Blog.

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:19 AM
You get a blog, but the website that hosted your blog is shut down a day later.

I wish I was invinsible against bullets. :tongue:

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:21 AM
Wish granted, but Rappers came and robbed your house, then shot you with invisible proof bullets.

I wish you never got shot.

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:24 AM
I did, but Ryan found out and instead of shooting, he lowered my post count to zero.

I wish my post count was 1,000.

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:25 AM
Granted,but rappers came and shot you. (AGAIN)

I wish that I have 354566877845658 posts.

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:27 AM
Your wish got granted, but the posts amount was so high, it crashed PE2K.

I wish PE2K's Proboard days were back. :tongue:

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:29 AM
Wish granted, but Patrick became a dictator and started to rebel against our wishes.


I wish Patrick had no stupid mods on the PB forum.

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:30 AM
He did, but then again history repeat itself, and the Proboards forum crashed, and most of the mods and g-mods were replaced.

I wish I knew who Patrick was :tongue:

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:33 AM
Wish granted, but life corrupted and Patrick was your mother.


I wish we had all Pokemon info.

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:35 AM
We gain all Pokemon Info, but our Information Overlords recieved too much Information and ran Pokemon out of buisness.

I wish Pokemon wasn't so hated nowadays...

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:36 AM
Wish granted, but Pokemon made Haters explode.

I wish this smiley :silenced: was so retarded.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 05:37 AM
wish granted, but a rapper comes and kills satoshi tajiri and you blow up

i wish my dog stoped farting and laying crap in the house

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:38 AM
Wish granted, but your dog died after digestion problems.

I wish I had a dog. :tongue:

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:40 AM
Wish granted, but a rapper comes and shoots you.


I wish I can beat MegaMan Redsun 4 Battle Network.

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:44 AM
You beat MegaMan RedSun 4, but the suicide scene was edited out leading to the worst. ending. ever.

I wish I had MegaMan RedSun 4

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:45 AM
You did. But you got shot, by me.

I wish I had every cool Pokemon plush.

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:49 AM
You did, but I retaliated and shot every one of them.

I wish I had every Sonic plushi :tongue:

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:50 AM
Wish granted, but you got shot..


and shot....


and shot....


and shot...


and shot


I wish I had a record Deal.

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:53 AM
You get the record deal, but old school rappers don't like your stuff and shoot you.

I wish The Fresh Prince of Bell Air was still having new episodes. :sad:

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:54 AM
Wish granted, but New Found Glory came and shot you.


I wish I got something produced by Kanye West.

Ace
08-27-2004, 05:57 AM
You did, but he was shot and the thing produced was destroyed.

I wish shows didn't get cut off so early by UPN. (The Hughelys, The Parkers)

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 05:58 AM
You did, but Kanye came and shot you, for self defense.

I wish I was at the MTV VMA's.

Ace
08-27-2004, 06:01 AM
You did, but was shot before you could speak.

I wish we could stop posting here like oppritunists. We might get in big trouble. :eek:

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 06:02 AM
Granted, but you pressed the [] button, and you fled from evil monkeys.

I wish I have lot o posts.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 06:07 AM
wish granted, but a rapper kills you with a knife

i wish i was invincible

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 06:11 AM
You were, but May hated you.

I wish I had more time to watch anime.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 06:16 AM
wish granted, but that bi**h from the charlie brown movies kicks a football to your head

i wish i had a metal bat with spikes all over it but the handles

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 06:16 AM
You did, but it fell on your foot.

I wish Pe2k was more well known then Serebii's.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 06:21 AM
wish granted* serebii comes and kicks your a** *

i wish i had gum

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 06:23 AM
=O You did, but Joe came and kicked your arse

I wish I wished something.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 06:25 AM
wish granted, you wished you were a volcano, wish granted, uh oh.....

i wish i knew joe face to face

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 06:26 AM
You did, Joe kicked you in the shin

I wished I wished what I wished what I wished.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 06:30 AM
wish granted, you wished that you wished, wish granted, yo wish you were a volcano, again, wish granted, uh oh......

i wish i had an umbreon

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 06:31 AM
Wish is granted, but it runs away.

I wished that I wished for nothing.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 06:34 AM
wish granted, you get nothing

i wish i was Brendan(why? id rather keep that to myself)

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 06:36 AM
Granted, but May is taken.

I wish that Misty would come back.

Ace
08-27-2004, 06:36 AM
You got your gum but accidentally swallowed it before you could chew it.

I wish I had a life-time supply of pudding :drool:

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 06:37 AM
wish granted, but she is set ablaze when torchic accidentally uses ember on her, ew...not a pretty site....

i wish i was a rabbit

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 06:39 AM
granted, but knifes went through your dare I say it..


I wish I had a costume.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 06:42 AM
wish granted, you got a barny costume...AH! BARNY!

i wish people would stop putting porn images in the iamges(like when i searched haruka *shudders*, shes not sexy anymore without clothes....)

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 06:45 AM
wish granted, but it gets worse

I wish there were no more nubs

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 06:46 AM
wish granted, but i dont know what it is, so every snubble on the pokemon world disapears

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 06:50 AM
Wish granted but you had no wish

I wish I had a lot of good posts. =P

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 06:51 AM
wish granted *the post man comes and drops 1000000000000000 post cards on you*

i wish i was a tape worm

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 06:52 AM
Wish granted, but you go inside May.

I wish something happened.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 06:54 AM
wish granted, you get turned into a volcano, AGAIN.

i wish i was jelly fish

Ace
08-27-2004, 07:14 AM
You become a Jellyfish, but you accidentally go ashore and get painfully poked to death by curious kids with sticks.

I wish I lived near the beach.

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 07:15 AM
Granted, but you get stung by a Jellyfish

I wish I got loved by someone.

Ace
08-27-2004, 07:19 AM
You got loved, but you find out the lover cheated on you.

I wish my anxiety problems went away.

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 07:21 AM
Yes, but they came back.

I wish I had a moral to this game.

Ace
08-27-2004, 07:24 AM
You did, but your were smashed in the head and forogot.

I wish I owned a very popular website.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 07:41 AM
wish granted, but the webmasters of some of the best pokemon sites come and kick your ass

i wish i was a penny

Animefan1291
08-27-2004, 01:24 PM
Wish granted, but someone made a wish and left you in a wish well. ^_^

I wish there was something to watch on TV

TMTS
08-27-2004, 01:58 PM
Wish granted, but your show is interupted with infomercials and News breaks.

I wish I had something to eat... I'm hungry...

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 07:37 PM
wish granted, you got liver and onions

i wish darkness ruled all

Half a Dollar
08-27-2004, 07:38 PM
Granted, but Trainer came and kicked your arse, then Nox came and kicked there arse, and some freak kicks your arse


I wish I wished I wish that I wished.

Chicko
08-27-2004, 09:05 PM
wish granted, but you wish so many times that you exploded, agian...

I wish I was a white cat!

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 09:12 PM
wish granted, you get so much good luck, you explode

i wish a shark ate my sisters

Chicko
08-27-2004, 09:15 PM
wish granted but it eats May also!

I wish I was a black Owl!

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 09:17 PM
wish granted, you got so musch bad luck that you went crazy and killed your family and friends

i wish people would stop corrupting my wish by adding may

Ace
08-27-2004, 09:59 PM
You did, but May was shot to death and everyone began corrupting your wishes by adding Misty.

I wish I didn't have to sleep. :tongue2:

Ash Red Ketchum
08-27-2004, 10:02 PM
wish granted, you get scare when in bed and go crazy for the rest of your life

i wish i had 2 masterballs in my pokemon colosseum game

Ace
08-27-2004, 10:34 PM
You did but your evil cousin dropped them.

I wish I had a gameshark. :tongue:

Chicko
08-27-2004, 11:54 PM
Wish granted but the gameshark messes up all your games so you throw it away.

I wish I had every pokemon game!

liquid crystal
08-28-2004, 12:13 AM
You litterally got every Pokémon game in the world. They suddenly dropped on you, crushing every bone in your body.

I wish more people used correct grammar. -.-"

Chicko
08-28-2004, 01:04 AM
Did I not use correct grammar?

Wish granted, you made no wish so you turn into a pheasent and got shot by a hunter!

Ace
08-28-2004, 03:12 AM
You had your wish of nothing, so you go bankrupt and lose your house. :ermm:

I wish I was the smartest in the world, with all my knowledge stored in a head of a size good enough to hold the information. :eek:

flyhighlatias!
08-28-2004, 03:33 AM
You had your wish of nothing, so you go bankrupt and lose your house. :ermm:

I wish I was the smartest in the world, with all my knowledge stored in a head of a size good enough to hold the information. :eek:
wish granted,only your head grows so big and full with all the new knowledge comin' in that it falls on your one true love and kills all of the life on earth by blocking out the sun,oh, yeah and it explodes....to only destroy all of the universe.....
I wish that my teachers had a good life......... :twisted:

Ace
08-28-2004, 03:54 AM
They got a good life, but not quite a rich one, they all had gone bankrupt and was forced to live with their 25 year old children. :tongue:

I wish I could die in my sleep when I'm very old. :tongue:

flyhighlatias!
08-28-2004, 04:13 AM
They got a good life, but not quite a rich one, they all had gone bankrupt and was forced to live with their 25 year old children. :tongue:

I wish I could die in my sleep when I'm very old. :tongue:
wish granted, only you die way too old and you suffer and rot in a "corpe's shell" untill you are literaly ASH.
i wish that i could capture all the legends of past, present,and future! :pray:

Ace
08-28-2004, 04:17 AM
You catch the legends, but they, thinking you are unworthy, rebel and fight you for their freedom...and win.

I wish I had one of every pokemon. :tongue:

flyhighlatias!
08-28-2004, 04:25 AM
You catch the legends, but they, thinking you are unworthy, rebel and fight you for their freedom...and win.

I wish I had one of every pokemon. :tongue:
OK mr.Duke its on! :wink: wish granted, only you have no room to store the pokemon and they all dissapear in a repeat battle of Kyoger and Groudon that brings about the extinction of all pokemon! :eek: WTF, i can't belive i said that!well i wish that i gained the power to jump into the television shows!

Chicko
08-28-2004, 06:51 AM
Wish granted but you get stuck in a TV show and find yourself dead witha shot to the head.

I wish I had no more school! :smile:

Necrobat
08-28-2004, 07:08 AM
Wish granted, but with no knowledge you equate to nothing in life.

I wish I was King of the World.

Chicko
08-28-2004, 07:10 AM
Wish granted, but rebellions start and you are shot, your head sadly is removed.

I wish I had every Yu-gi-Oh card ever made! ALL in English!

Necrobat
08-28-2004, 07:13 AM
You get your wish, but you drown under all of them.

I wish I was Champion of the World in Yu-Gi-Oh!

Ace
08-28-2004, 07:16 AM
Wish granted, but you go bankrupt and have to sell your cards.

I wish I was a General.

Necrobat
08-28-2004, 07:20 AM
Wish granted, but everyone hates you, rebels and you wind up dead in your office.

I wish I owned a private island, flourishing with food and water and I had everything I wanted.

KenshinU
08-28-2004, 08:01 AM
Wish granted, but everyone hates you, rebels and you wind up dead in your office.

I wish I owned a private island, flourishing with food and water and I had everything I wanted.

Wish granted... but the island has a huge volcano in the middle.. :rolleyes:



I wish I had long hair...

Necrobat
08-28-2004, 08:50 AM
Wish granted, but you trip over your hair and fall off a cliff.

I wish I owned Nintendo.

Agent Orange
08-28-2004, 01:38 PM
Wish granted, but Nintendo goes out of buisness.

I wish I had super powers. (XD)

Mechaflame
08-28-2004, 03:35 PM
Wish granted, but somehow you get the feeling of suicidal and kill yourself with your powers.

I wish I was the richest and most powerful man alive!

Chicko
08-28-2004, 08:31 PM
Wish granted, but you trip knocking over a HUGE pile of money, you end up getting crushed!

I wish I could think of a wish to wish for.

Sutiivun
08-28-2004, 08:58 PM
You thought of a wish, but it will never get granted. :tongue3:

I wish I was king of the world. :P

liquid crystal
08-28-2004, 09:54 PM
You become king of the world, but you never say what world and yer stuck on Pluto.

Anywho, I wish I would get first chair in my chair test Monday. (clarinet)

Sutiivun
08-28-2004, 09:56 PM
You get first chair in the lowest band at your school. XD

I wish I would have all of the good teachers as my teachers for school on Monday. (Wants to know his whole schedule)

liquid crystal
08-28-2004, 09:59 PM
Um...you get those teachers, but they all find out that they're pregnant and you have to return to yer old schedule.

:silly:

I wish I had A million dollars worth of gold that didn't fall on top of me.

Sutiivun
08-28-2004, 11:24 PM
Okay, but all of it burns because of a spark that shot out from your fireplace. :P

I wish I had a supa-sweet car. :cool:

Half a Dollar
08-29-2004, 12:30 AM
Granted, but it fell on you.


I wish I wished for nothing.

Ace
08-29-2004, 12:37 AM
Wish granted, but since you wished for nothing everything disappears and the only thing around you is vacant space...

I wish I had 5,000+ posts :tongue:

Chicko
08-29-2004, 12:56 AM
wish granted, but all your 5000+ posts are spam and you gat banned.

I wish I had a laptop.

Ace
08-29-2004, 12:58 AM
You get your Laptop, but you forgot to wish for the wire that charges it and you only used it once before it ran out of power. :tongue:

I wish I had an iPod and the cord that plugs it into the computer. :tongue:

Chicko
08-29-2004, 01:09 AM
Wiah granted but you leave it charged WAY to long and it explodes...

I wish I had the cord for the laptop I wished for last time! :tongue:

Neo Emolga
08-29-2004, 02:01 AM
Wish granted but now the monitor doesn't work and the motherboard just fried...

I wish I never had to do homework again.

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 02:04 AM
Wish granted, but you have to go to school on weekends.

I wish I had a dollar.

Neo Emolga
08-29-2004, 02:06 AM
Wish granted but suddenly everything you buy just got more expensive.

I wish I had wings to fly.

Chicko
08-29-2004, 02:09 AM
Wish granted but the wings are two inches and you can't fly.

I wish I got my laptop
I wished for earlier fixed!

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 02:09 AM
Wish granted, but a wandering salesman clips your wings and sells you to Bill Gates for some reason...

I wish I was a star in a comic.

Neo Emolga
08-29-2004, 02:11 AM
Wish granted, but now your house no longer gets electricity.

I wish I already had Halo 2.

Chicko
08-29-2004, 02:12 AM
Wish granted but it didn't work! :tongue:

I wish my house had electricity again!

Neo Emolga
08-29-2004, 02:17 AM
Wish granted but now the water doesn't work.

I wish I had a plasma TV.

Chicko
08-29-2004, 02:18 AM
Wish granted but hte second you turn it on it explodes, shows how long plasma TVs last...

I wish my water would work!

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 02:18 AM
Ok, but then your house collapses.
I wish I had a tail for some bizzare reason.

Chicko
08-29-2004, 02:20 AM
Wish granted, but you're captured by scientists and are now and always...a freak.

I wish my house hadn't collasped!

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 02:22 AM
Wish grabnted, your new house is this box.

I wish the scientists would drop dead.

Neo Emolga
08-29-2004, 02:22 AM
Wish granted, but it was rebuilt in the middle of the ocean.

I wish I could be a real Pikachu for a day...

Chicko
08-29-2004, 02:23 AM
DP - Wish granted but you drop dead too!
NP - Wish granted but you are catured by a human and forced for evil until you change back.

I wish my house was rebuilt at normal size and in the exact same spot it was in!

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 02:24 AM
Ummm....how to corrupt this...uhh...oh! Yeah, wish granted, but you get captured.

I wish I had another dollar

Neo Emolga
08-29-2004, 02:25 AM
Wish granted but now you have annoying neighbors.

I wish I had a new camera.

Chicko
08-29-2004, 02:27 AM
Wish granted but you use all the film and hav eno money to buy more!

I wish my annoying neighbors were gone.

flyhighlatias!
08-29-2004, 03:01 AM
Wish granted but you use all the film and hav eno money to buy more!

I wish my annoying neighbors were gone.
Wish granted,they dissapeared but new ones took their place.....more cunning and evil.....
I wish that i got my VPP egg and it hatched magicaly into Latias!

Ace
08-29-2004, 03:02 AM
Wish granted, but Latias, thinking you are unworthy, attacks you and flies fast away.

I wish I had 10,000 posts that weren't spam :tongue:

flyhighlatias!
08-29-2004, 03:11 AM
Wish granted, but Latias, thinking you are unworthy, attacks you and flies fast away.

I wish I had 10,000 posts that weren't spam :tongue:
wish granted, but there were already too many to totaly stop and your computer crashed
i wish that legends thought i was worthy -_-

Ash Red Ketchum
08-29-2004, 03:33 AM
wish granted, but they accidentally killed you

i wish ihad a girraffe

Neo Emolga
08-29-2004, 07:20 AM
Wish granted, but it makes a disaster of your backyard.

Wish I had a new portable CD player.

Ash Red Ketchum
08-29-2004, 07:28 AM
wish granted,but it didnt have batteries and no batteries work for it.

i wish i had a spider monkey

Matthew
08-29-2004, 09:17 AM
But instead, you get a monkey spider without the monkey ^^; ewww!! spiders... ack...

I wish all Insects were dead!

Necrobat
08-29-2004, 11:00 AM
Wish granted, but the insects were replaced with more vermin.

I wish I had a good, well payed job, a sports car, a mansion and a sexy girl, and none of them landed on me, ran me down or murdered me. :P

Ace
08-29-2004, 11:46 AM
You did but one day you got bored of the good life and killed yourself. :tongue:

I wish I was on top of the corperate ladder. :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 11:49 AM
Fine, but you fall off. :lol:

I wish that spiders would crawl all over Matt, lol

Ace
08-29-2004, 11:50 AM
Wish granted, but after feasting on Matt's flesh, they were still hungry and feasted on YOUR flesh...

I wish DP was in an institution :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 12:12 PM
Wish granted, but nothing happens cause he's already there, XD

I Wish Duke was a kitty. :tongue:

Necrobat
08-29-2004, 12:13 PM
Wish granted, but you get a mystery alergy to cats.

I wish for what I wished for before, without the boredom. :P

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 12:15 PM
Umm...wish granted, but..you blow up!

I wish I knew what he wished for.

Ace
08-29-2004, 12:29 PM
You did, but the wish was to kill you and so you died.

I wish DP was dead. :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 12:30 PM
I wish Duke had a ball of yarn to play with. :lol:

I wish I was not dead!

Ace
08-29-2004, 12:31 PM
Wish granted, but since you were not dead you were just put into a looong coma that lasted until the end of the Earth, then when you woke up, you were in the middle of space suffocating. :tongue:

I wish I was a human again.

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 12:32 PM
Wish granted, but you have a bad hair day.

Umm...I wish I was back on earth with a dollar.

Ace
08-29-2004, 12:38 PM
You got back on Earth, but one dollar only afforded you one bottle of water and eventually you starved/deheydrated to death.

I wish DP went to heaven for all his trouble dying, that's the MOST he deserves from me. :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 12:39 PM
lol

I wish I was back on earth, and that I would stop Dieing!

I wish that their was a sock on Duke's face.

Ace
08-29-2004, 12:42 PM
Wish granted, but I spit the sock out making your wish useless.

I wish DP was in one of those isolation chambers with nothing on them except funny looking walls and floors. :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 12:43 PM
Fine, but....I'm let out in 5 minites.

Bah, I wish Duke was a kitty again.

Ace
08-29-2004, 12:47 PM
Your wish is granted but my real name is not Duke so a person who's name is Duke gets turned into a kitty. 0_0

I wish Forums ID: Dark Pikachu's real life form turned into an ant - so I can crush him!

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 12:49 PM
Bah, I hide. :tongue:

I wish that the real person whos forum name is Duke was a kitty.

Ace
08-29-2004, 12:51 PM
*Changes username* Hah! Wish granted but I made a decoy username Duke which got affected.

I wish DP was nuked. :eek:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 12:52 PM
Wish granted, the nukes fall, but I am underground, so I am saved.

I wish I was not an ant anymore.

Ace
08-29-2004, 12:53 PM
You turn back into human, but underground was too big and forced you upstairs, where you got exposed into the radiation.

I wish DP suffered! :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 12:55 PM
I wish I was not dead anymore, and next to Duke.

Wish granted, I died.

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:02 PM
Wish granted, but I prepare for my next wish before you can act.

I wish DP died again by poision!

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:03 PM
Wish granted, but it didnt kill me, only made me throw up.

Oh For goshs sakes, I wish that the IP number for Duke and any other names of his the person behin it gets kittyfied!

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:12 PM
I turn into a kitty, but:

I wish I was a human again :angel:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:13 PM
Wish granted, but turning back kills you for some reason.

I wish I had a PSP.

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:15 PM
Wish granted, but the abv. also means Paint Shop Pro so you get Paint Shop Pro...1 :tongue:

I wish I had Flash MX 2004 :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:16 PM
Wish granted, but what the google is that?

I wish for a chicken.

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:18 PM
You get a chicken, but it is an overcooked, burnt chicken

I wish I had all the pudding in the world ! :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:20 PM
Wish granted, it all falls on your head.

I want more burnt chicken! :twisted:

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:23 PM
You get more burnt chicken, but they are still heating, and burn you alive.

I wish I had the Dancing Penut-Butter-Jelly Bannana to eat

:banana:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:24 PM
Wish granted...:banana:..it will kill you in your sleep...

Hmm...I wish I had some cortisone to get rid of thr burning!

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:26 PM
Wish granted, but it's too late and all of your skin is gone :eek:

I wish I ate the Dancing Penut-Butter-Jelly Bannana

:banana:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:27 PM
Wish granted, you choke on it.

I wish that next round we need to use a wish we use in the past!

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:28 PM
Wish granted, but it messes the fabric of the space-time continum and kills us all

I wish DP was in the Matrix and got beat up in slo-mo :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:30 PM
Wish granted, but the agents come out and beat you up too...

Now I am, going to wish for ridiculos things, and watch what people say, XD!

I wish I had a tail for some bizzare reason.

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:32 PM
You get your tail, but you don't know how to control it and it keeps on getting in your way, causing you to fall. :tongue:

I wish the agents kept on beating up DP and obey my every other order. :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:33 PM
Wish granted, but I strangle them with the tail, then I trip again.

I wish it was raining chipmunks.

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:35 PM
chipmunks rain, but they all clonk you in the head, causing you to go unconsious.

I wish the agents beat you up in your dreams during your coma :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:36 PM
Wish granted, but areint they dead?

I wish they were dead.

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:38 PM
They die, but their zombies rise and beat you up some more.

I wish their zombies replicated themselves every second to make your life a living, burning heck. :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:40 PM
Wish granted, but I ran away, and moved to:

Umm...I wish I was in Santa Barbara!

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:41 PM
You do but:

I wish my zombie agents and replicates go to Santa Barbra too :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:44 PM
Ok, but they also follow you around.

I wish you had a tail to trip on too. :tongue:

Ace
08-29-2004, 01:46 PM
Wish granted, but instead of you tripping on them, the agents will...

I wish you could stay put for a while so I can make a DP getting beat up by agents sprite paradoy. :tongue:

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 01:51 PM
Fine, but you spelt Parody wrong, so I escape.

I wish an elephant would fall on you.

Ace
08-29-2004, 02:09 PM
Wish granted, but this happened:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/F35JointStrikeFighterBETA/DPVSAGENTS.png

(The agent sprites somehow came to resemble Neo :tongue: )

I wish that they beat you up in the image. :tongue:

flyhighlatias!
08-29-2004, 02:16 PM
Wish granted, but this happened:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/F35JointStrikeFighterBETA/DPVSAGENTS.png

(The agent sprites somehow came to resemble Neo :tongue: )

I wish that they beat you up in the image. :tongue:
wish granted but DP came back to life like neo in the matrix and kicked tail!
i wish i could post like the pros

Ace
08-29-2004, 02:17 PM
Wish granted, but when you post like us in other forums (mostly spam :oops: ) you get youself banned...

I still wish the agents and Neo himself beat up DP. :tongue:

flyhighlatias!
08-29-2004, 02:25 PM
Wish granted, but when you post like us in other forums (mostly spam :oops: ) you get youself banned...

I still wish the agents and Neo himself beat up DP. :tongue:
:eek: wish granted,........i really don't see a way out for DP if goin' up against neo,....the death is really quick!-painless!
i wish i never do spam,whatever that is...

Ace
08-29-2004, 02:31 PM
You didn't do SPAM, you end up eating Spam. :tongue: (Confusing?)

I wish DP got his behind kicked by the agents in the Burly Brawl's parody:

The Girly Brawl :tongue:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/F35JointStrikeFighterBETA/GirlyBrawl.png

(This is not to insult the Matrix or DP, just for some comic relief - yeah, thats it! :tongue2: )

(Yeah, I used your DP sprite, DP, sorry :tongue: )

Chicko
08-29-2004, 03:21 PM
wish granted, but instead of DP getting his butt kicked, the agents do!

I wish my OTHER annoying neighbors were gone aqnd nomore replaced them. (see page 13)

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 03:51 PM
Wish granted, them move next to Duke.

I wish that this damn tail was gone!

Chicko
08-29-2004, 04:04 PM
Wish granted. Tail is gone. Scientists now began to opperate to see if the tail is still inside you.

I wish I have wings, wings that couldn't be clipped and wings that were 3 feet long and 2 feet wide! White wings!

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 04:06 PM
Umm...they fall off.

I wish for a milkbone!

Chicko
08-29-2004, 04:35 PM
Wish granted! Now you have a milkbone. :tongue2:

I wish my wings were back on and couldn't fall off again!

Neo Emolga
08-29-2004, 04:42 PM
Wish granted, but now you have no legs.

I wish I was a master at Flash animation...

(man, people post too fast in this game...)

Agent Orange
08-29-2004, 05:57 PM
Wish granted, but all you make are boring movies.

I wish for....a golden apple!