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The End
09-22-2004, 10:13 PM
I'm done with this!

I'm buying souls!!!

Whoever wants to be a mod come here!!

*read sig*

Neo Emolga
09-22-2004, 10:18 PM
Buying souls? Right... :rolleyes:

*Takes Alex's tongue and freezes it to the back of a speeding bus headed right for a toxic waste dump.*


The End
09-22-2004, 10:19 PM
Neo Pikahu misread sign. It says Candy waste Dump.

Neo Emolga
09-22-2004, 10:27 PM
*Watches and laughs as the bus drives right into a giant vat of saltwater taffy.*

*Giggles as he watches Alex's feet kick around as they slowly sink into the pink and green goo.*

You can blame yourself for that one...

The End
09-22-2004, 10:31 PM
*eats it all*

Your right, I can blame myself for an early death by obesity.

09-23-2004, 12:04 AM
*following the conflict on the Mars base*

Duke: No, not another decoy died!

*following conflict with CM*

*at the Titan moon Duke Weapons Complex:
Duke: Argh! These guys can't tell the difference between me and decoys, but unfortunatly, I'm running out!!! Auugh! They will die!!!

Duke Evil Side: Yesss...dey stole deh precioussss....

Good Side: No, spare them from - *shoots good side*

Duke: Yes! Kill! Maim! MURDUR!!!

*The world is now fully Smith-inated and now they begin hunting down CM and NP*

Duke: Meanwhile...I'll have myself some fun... :twisted:

*looks at other posts*

Oh noes! The world's been exploded by - wait - nukes are supposed to be banned!

*Jack comes out of nowhere and maims Alex then restores the Smith-inated Earth. Alex is then banned and forced to listen to "It's a Small World" forever*

*goes into Alex's past and switches his skinnier version with his obiese version. Alex is still working at an office*

Boss: Alex...there have been complaints that you take up more than one cubicle so I must say - *gets shot by Donald Trump*

Trump: No one takes my line! Alex, you're fired!

*Alex is burned to death by Donald Trump*

*While Alex burns Duke listens to the Ojays "For the Love of Money"* :tongue:

09-23-2004, 01:04 AM
*steals Duke's money and runs away*

09-23-2004, 02:28 AM
*Stolen money swarms on MF and suffocates MF.*

Well I'll be, the Ojays were right when they called it "mean green".

*money starts maiming MF's corpse*

Ouch - oof - Oh he'll be feeling that until Christmas - ow -


*CM walks unsuspecting somewhere in the world*

*burly brawl music mysteriously starts playing*

*Agent Smith clones start jumping off the top of buildings and jump on top of CM*

And just in case it's a decoy...

*Agent Smith clones start beating up people who look like CM*

*meanwhile, back at the Lunar Base on a Mars Moon*

Donald Trump: Wow, this is a very well-built base, I will build it for -

Duke: No, I don't want money I want a -

Donald Trump: I know where this is going

Donald Trump: You're hired!

*Agent Smith clones kill the apprentice season two cast and I end up the new apprentice by default*

Duke: Bad idea...

*Agent Smith clones swarm inside Lunar Base and beats the base out of Donald Trump*

Duke: Hah! All your base, both commerical and organic, belong to us now!

09-23-2004, 02:38 AM
*Stolen money swarms on MF and suffocates MF.*

Well I'll be, the Ojays were right when they called it "mean green".


Anyways... *pantses Duke and embarasses him to death*

09-23-2004, 03:00 AM
*Only the Smiths see my pants pulled down and since I am their master, they do not care*

Anyway *continues listening to the Ojays*

Money money money money, money (x6)
Some people got to have it
Some people really need it
Listen to me y'all, do things, do things, do bad things with it
You wanna do things, do things, do things, good things with it
Talk about cash money, money
Talk about cash money- dollar bills, yall

For the love of money
People will steal from their mother
For the love of money
People will rob their own brother
For the love of money
People can't even walk the street
Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat
For that lean, mean, mean green
Almighty dollar, money

Now it is time to die!

*grass and money alike consumes and suffocates MF*

Now thats literally mean green :eek:

The End
09-23-2004, 09:13 PM
Why waste so much time when you can just rip my style?

Or you can do this.

*blows Duke to peices with a double barrel shotgun, the words "Shoot Duke Forever" inscribed on the shiny steel barrel*

Lucky you arent in Chat.

I acn do much worse than that.

*walks away into the sun from Duke's mangled body, bits of his brain scattered into the desert forever.*

Neo Emolga
09-24-2004, 12:25 AM
*Ties the arms and legs of Alex, Duke and Mechaflame together with duct tape and drops them out of a plane 50,000 feet in the air. Then, drops a nuke right after them, and flies away.*


09-24-2004, 01:21 AM
*following the scattering and nuking of my body*

Scientist 1: Are the remains recovered?

Scientist 2: Yessir!

*puts my remains into a vat*

*slowly, I begin to reform*

Scientist 1: Restoration and reviving completed.

Scientist 2: cool!

*vat opens and I fall out*

Duke: What the frozen hell is going on here?

Scientist 1: You've been killed cheaply by both Alex and NP, you must seek revenge!

Scientist 2: Yes...they stoled deh precious...

Duke's Evil Side: You see?! They stoleded deh preciousss....

Duke's Consiousness: Hmmm...interesting...

Duke's Evil Side: What a cheap attempt at impersonating Hkim...

Duke's Consiousness: ...

Duke's Evil Side: Shut you up!

Duke's Good Side: Atleast he can do impersonations!

Duke's Consiousness: Oooh! You've been dissed yo!

Duke's Evil side: *sniff*

True Duke: Argh! Ooooh those guys are going to die....ooohh yes....I'll make sure they wish they were never born...

*turns on intercom*

Our way of life is threataned! We must destroy this threat! Kill them all I say, and good riddance!!!

*Before Agent Smiths can even reach NP, Jack comes back and reminds NP:*

Jack: No Nukes! Why do I have to repeat it when it's on the like...uuuh *looks through thread*...well, it's somewhere in here! Now prepare to DYE!

*NP's suit and skin is turned green and he is forced to listen to "It's a Small World" forever*

Hah! I can better Alex's way of murder!

*uses moltov cocktails and forces Alex to be burned alive*

*takes burned corpse and mutilates it with a chainsaw and jackhammer*

*kicks Alex's corpse*

*shoots Alex's corpse with an M-16 and then an AK-47.*

*runs over Alex's corpse*

*cremates Alex's corpse*

*scatters Alex's ashes into toxic waste*

*put's Alex's toxic ashes into a ziplock bag*

*feeds Alex's toxic ashes to NP*

Now it's your turn NP :twisted:

*knocks NP out and puts the rest of Alex's ashes inside NP's mouth.*

*puts NP's unconsious body inside a metal coffin covered with masking tape and incased on a metal cage*

*goes into a cemetary and burries NP alive and intoxicated with Alex's toxic ashes*

*NP died slowly of both poison, hunger, and bordem*

*burries NP's body 1k Meters under the Earth, pours toxic into the grave of NP. Afterwards uses a cement truck to fill up the grave. Covers the cement with lots and lots of dirt.*

09-24-2004, 01:40 AM
*pops a cap in Duke's ass* :silly:

09-24-2004, 03:20 PM
yay lookie is back. But shouldn't this be in the games section? Oh well.

*trips mechaflame into a swarm of angry mosquitos*
Muhahahaha. Lookie will bring out my true evilness once again.

Neo Emolga
09-24-2004, 03:51 PM
*Quickly pulls out his cell phone with godly reception and types in a number. Calls the operatior of the Paragon, who ends up being a Marill.*

NEO PIKACHU: Operator... I need an exit...

OPERATOR: Sure, just hang up and I'll make your cell phone the exit. IsN't It FuNnY hOw ThIs WaS nEvEr ThOuGhT oF bEfOrE!?!?

*Hangs up the phone, and later it starts ringing. Flips it open again and presses the receive button, and then escapes from the Matrix and finds himself sitting in one of the Ecto Chairs back at the Paragon hovercraft.*

OPERATOR: You okay?

NEO PIKACHU: You need to send me back. I've got to kill Duke.

OPERATOR: Why didn't you just kill him then?

NEO PIKACHU: Long story.

*Gets sent to the construct, and arms himself with nearly a dozen pistols, sub-machine guns, Mac10s and Uzis. Then, goes back inside the Matrix, wearing a black trenchcoat and black shades.*

*Encounters Duke in the graveyard, and then Duke turns around to notice him.*

NEO PIKACHU: Look who's back.

*Takes out two of his Uzis, and fires furiously upon Duke, watching his body convulse as round after round enters his body.*

NEO PIKACHU: And later I would admit having a good time doing that...


09-24-2004, 10:59 PM
Duke's Evil Side: Heheheh...by convulsing my WHOLE body, he has released me from that prison, now I am FREE! Thank you, NP, and for that...


*graveyard quickly shifts into the middle of the Big Apple. Instead of being the normal rush, however, Agent Smith Clones line up amoung the sidewalks. It then begins to rain heavily.

*Duke's Evil Side and NP run slowly toward each other*

Agent Smith clone 1: Uuuh...why is it going so slow?

Agent Smith clone 2: Suspense?

Agent Smith clone 3: Meh, they just want to waste time...movie time, that is.

Agent Smith clone 2: They better hurry up, my beautiful suit is getting wet. It looks like I just stepped out of the shower!

Agent Smith clone 3: Hey, at least we aren't getting our butts kicked earlier like on the first Burly Brawl.

Agent Smith clone 2: Yeah, at least we aren't getting hit with a pole.

Agent Smith clone 1: Hah! Remember when you got hit with the pole so hard and you flew into that window!

Agent Smith clone 2: Bad times...bad times...

Agent Smith clone 3: I don't see why they call this the Super Burly Brawl when it's only two people fighting. -_-

Agent Smith clone 1: Shouldn't we help him or something?

Agent Smith clone 3: Oh yeah!

*All of the Agent Smiths draw their twin pistols and begin shooting at NP. NP becomes filled with bullet holes and blood. The blood soon covers NP to a point where he is covered in red. NP then is turned into a Duke clone and explodes.*

Duke's Evil Side: Uuuh...is it over?

*Duke's Evil Side explodes*

*All of the Agent Smith clones start to explode*

Agent Smith clone 1: Before I die...I want you to know something...

Agent Smith clone 2: Yeah?

Agent Smith clone 1: I love you, man...*hugs*

Agent Smith clone 2: This isn't the 70's! Auugh! Get off me!

*Agent smith clone 1 and 2 both explode*

Agent Smith clone 3: Awkward moment before dying...

*Agent Smith clone 3 and the rest of the Smiths explode*

*Rain stops and a rainbow brews*

Duke's Good Side: Wow...that sucked.

Duke's Consiousness: Undoubtebly. It's worse than me repeating Ergo like a dolly!

Duke's Good Side: Yes...much worse...

09-25-2004, 01:12 AM
*turns into an agent*

Hello Mister Anderson. We've missed you!

*spears Duke in the stomache*

Take that, Mister Anderson.

Half a Dollar
09-25-2004, 01:15 AM
*Nick walks by*

*IN his Brain..*

Good Side: Ok, would you kill Mechaflame?

Bad Side: No, get all the ladies and be a Pimp. =P

Good Side: Wait, better yet, kill evil side and MF.

*grabs a sword and kills MF*

Nick: Okie, now what?


Good Side: *kills evil side*

Bad Side: *oof*

Nick:*makes clones of himself*


Agent Orange
09-25-2004, 01:22 AM

*Blows the crap out of everyone who ripped 88*

Half a Dollar
09-25-2004, 01:23 AM
=O =O =O =O




*copyrights it*

*kills DP with Hammer*

Well, atleast I started a trend. =P

09-25-2004, 01:27 AM
*dashes toward Dark Pikachu at mach speed*

*thrusts Dark Pikachu into a bottomless abyss*

Have fun falling! :biggrin:

Neo Emolga
09-25-2004, 01:30 AM
You watched "The Matrix has you," didn't you Duke?

*Suddenly a white glow surrounds the remains of Neo Pikachu, and after the globes of light swirl around them, there is a bright flash, and when the light dies down, Neo Pikachu stands before Duke once again.*

*Turns to his side, enters a Semi and hotwires the ignition. Then, turns the massive truck toward Duke, and runs him over with the heavy vehicle.*

*Finds the clones of Nick in the distance, and then runs over all of them with the massive truck, crushing them all underneath the tires.*

*Sees Agent Mechaflame standing in the middle of the street, and then take out his Ion Minigun. Fires so many blasts of ion at Mechaflame at there is no way he can dodge all of them, and his body is fried in a nice, bright and colorful way.*


09-25-2004, 01:31 AM
*dashes toward Dark Pikachu at mach speed*

*thrusts Dark Pikachu into a bottomless abyss*

Have fun falling! :biggrin:


*Hands Mechaflame a Present then trips him into the bottomless pit*
*the present opens with a message that says "Call me when you get to the bottom, If you're concsious"*

09-25-2004, 01:53 AM



*farts bursts of fire out of ass*

What the- it must've been the beans...

*gets to the top and drop kicks ST in the face*

I'm back. What's up now!

09-25-2004, 02:23 AM
*police cars start chasing NP's truck*

*police officers, when right next to NP's truck's window, turn into Agent Smith clones*

Agent Smith Clone 1: I'm bahk...

Agent Smith Clone 2: Boy, I missed you man *almost hugs Agent Smith Clone 1, but is shot ten times*

Agent Smith Clone 1: Didn't I say THIS WAS NOT THE 70s!

*Agent Smith Clone 2's corpse slides out the window and hit's NP's truck's front window*

*A nearby hillbilly truck driver is morphed into a Smith*

Agent Smith 3: *realizes he is in hilbilly clothes* Okaaay...bad way to be reincarnated...

*Agent Smith 3 doesn't notice he's on a collision corse to NP's truck.*

Agent Smith 3: :eek: *both trucks collide, killing both NP and Smith clone 3.

Agent Smith 1: He was a good man...may he rest in -

Agent Smith 2: Pieces! We'll be in pieces if you don't watch you -

*Police car crashes into a wall and kills both Smith clones*

*Duke's Evil Side stands back up and recovers. Watches everything in the distance*

*Duke's Evil Slide slaps himself*

Duke's Evil Side: Idiots...plain Idiots...

Duke's Consiousness: Undoubtebly...

Duke's Good Side: Meh, I knew the Star Wars Clones would've made better ones.

*Darth Vadar's Death Star crash lands nearby Duke's personas*

Darth Vadar: Duke...I am your father! *chops of Duke's Consiousness's hand*

Duke's Consiousness: Idiot! You got the line wrong! It's Luke, not Duke!

Duke's Evil Side: Please, ignore Darth Vadar because he's just a Futuristic-Jason Wannabe.

Duke's Good Side: Ooookay...

Duke's Consiousness: You shall pay for cutting my hand off!

*Duke's Consiousness draws a sword and crops both of Vadar's hands*

Duke's con.: HAH!

*Nearby, AT Walkers start wreaking havoc on the highway*

Duke's Good Side: We'd better get out of here...

Duke's Consiousness: Undoubtebly...

Duke's Bad Side: Can you shut up?

Duke's Consiousness: You can't say that to me. You wouldn't exsist if I weren't here!

Duke's Bad Side: Well you're here so too bad!

Duke's Good Side: Can't we all just get along...

*Duke's Con. and Bad side look at each other, and then at the good side*

Duke's Con and Bad Side: NO!

*Both Con. and Bad Side begin shooting at Duke's good side.*

*AT Walker squashes MF, ST, Nick, DP, and Duke's Con and Bad Side*

*After a while, wakes up on the Mars Moon Complex*

Duke: What happen?

Agent Smith Clone 1: Someone set us up the bomb.

Duke: No seriously...WHAT HAPPENED?!

Agent Smith Clone 2: Your scienists regenerated us.

Duke: Oh...well, at least I'm back to my WHOLE self instead of three seperate pieces.

Duke's Evil Side: I still exsist inside your mind, however :twisted:

Duke's Consiousness: Undoubtebly...

Duke's Evil Side: Will you shut up for once!

Duke's Consiousness: Sorry, I took the wrong pill today...

Duke's Good Side: Heheheh...I switched the blue and the red...heheheh...

Duke's Consiousness: Why you little - *strangles good side*

(Yep, The Matrix Has You rocks. Joseph Blanchette = Best. Flash Artist. Ever. :tongue: )

09-25-2004, 03:45 AM
All your base are belong to me!

*sucks all base from everybody*



*runs away*

09-25-2004, 03:51 AM
*before everyone elses base is sucked*

Agent Smith Clone 1: DUCK AND COVER!!!

Agent Smith Clone 2 & 3: MOMMY!!! *ducks*

*attempt to suck base begins*

Agent Smith Clone 3: Oh wait, we have no base. :tongue:

Duke: Idiots...

Agent Smith Clone 1: You're still here, Duke?

Duke: No duh! When I was restored, instead of putting organs they used robot parts so I could function, and now here I am, fully functional. :tongue:

Agent Smith Clone 2: Watch out for that EMP!

Duke: WHERE?! DUCK AND COVER! *squirms like a little girl*

Agent Smith Clone 3: Hah! Made you duck!

Duke: ...

Duke: Oh you gonna die man!

*Unleashes Star Wars Clone army and destroys Agent Smiths Clones 1,2&3*

Star Wars Clone 1: Mission complete!

Duke: You're all too boring!

*presses a shiny red button and all the Star Wars clones blow up.*

Duke: Meh, those Smith clones were better...

*presses a blue button which restores the clones*

Agent Smith 1: *looks at mirror* Me! I'm me!

Agent Smith 2: Yes me...me...me...me...

Agent Smith 3: *in a 'funny' voice*: And mee too! :biggrin:

Duke: do you most of the time have to go through your lines. :rolleyes:

09-25-2004, 03:58 AM
Why is it Agent Smith? How come it can't be Agent ******* or something. That would've been nice!

09-25-2004, 04:02 AM
Agent Smith 1, 2, & 3 at the same time: Kill him!

*MF runs like a little sissy inside of a bus*

*Agent Smiths 1, 2 & 3 chase MF like little sissies*

*Agent Smiths push and shove their way inside of the bus*

*MF, getting to the bus early, goes out through the back door and slips away.*

*Agent Smiths finally all get inside of the bus*

Agent Smith 1: Where did he go?!

Agent Smith 2: Oh shizzle! He's outisde of the bus, fo' rizzle!

Agent Smith 3: *looks out the window* Oh no! Hurry!

*bus starts moving*

Agent Smith 1: Aww, rap!

Agent Smith 2: Hey, doesn't make fun of rap!

Agent Smith 3: Yeah, rap pawns you, and I'm fo' rizzle my fizzle.

Agent Smith 1: That didn't sound right...

09-25-2004, 04:07 AM
Hey, Duke! Go to the "Other Fanfiction and Roleplay" Board and read my st00pid and funnie fanfiction of Matrix.

09-25-2004, 04:12 AM
*reads Fic*

One word...

LMAO!!! :crackup:

*with an Agent Smith voice* Mooore! (quoted from the Burly Brawl on Reloded.)

I'm sure you can make fun of THAT on your fan fic once you get up to the Burly Brawl. Just listen to how he says "Mooore" :wink:

Until then, however...

*Agents Smiths catch up to MF and start shooting at him*

Agent Smith 1: Don't talk to me like you know me!

Agent Smith 2: He isn't talking TO you, he's talking ABOUT you.....idiot...

Agent Smith 3: Why are all of our shots missing?

Agent Smith 1: Because we suck!

09-25-2004, 04:17 AM
*generates teammates that are now known as d00ds*

d00d 1 - What the hell!

d00d 2 - Where are we?

d00d 3 - *looks at self* WHAT are we!

Mecha - No time! Follow me! And don't let those agents shoot you.

d00ds - Alright. *runs and follows Mecha*

Agents - *firing several times, missing by miles with every shot*

d00d 1 - Where are we going?

d00d 2 - Who's the guy we're following?

Mecha - My code name is Mechaflame. That's all you need to know.

d00d 3 - He thinks he's all cool because he has a cool name. Tch.

d00d 1 - I'm not getting tired from running! COOL!

d00d 2 - *slaps d00d 1*

d00d 3 - *slaps d00d 2*

d00d 1 - *slaps d00d 3*

Mecha - I wonder where that stupid telephone thingy is at...

09-25-2004, 04:23 AM
Agent Smith 1: Hey, three other people like us under control of a morgul man!

Agent Smith 2: We should join forces!

*Agent Smith 3 creeps behind d00ds and whispers to them. They then join forces*

Agent Smith 3: REBELLION!!!

*d00ds and Smith Clones begin shooting at both Duke and MF*

Duke: DUKE and COVER!!!

Agent Smith 3: *drops weapon* That was too lame. In fact, so lame, I'm going to stop shooting... :tongue:

Neo Emolga
09-25-2004, 04:52 AM
*Emerges from the flames of the truck explosion, untouched by the fire. Then, he turns and faces Duke and his army of agents.*

Ha ha ha! You have no chance to survive make your time.

*Pulls out his Ion Minigun and fires upon the vast army of agents. After ruining their programming code, he then fires upon Duke, and fills his body with ion energy, vaporizing his body*

*Throws the empty minigun aside, and then pulls out his flamethrower and smothers Mechaflame and the rest of his d00ds. Throws the empty flamethrower away, and then attacks with his Super Robo Rocket Launcher, blasting all of them into pieces.*


09-25-2004, 05:03 AM

That wasn't nice...


Scientist 1: Duke is dead! You know what that means...

ORIGINAL Agent Smith: I will replace him...yes me...me...me...me *sticks hand into Scientist 1 and turns him into an Agent Smith Clone*

Agent Smith Clone 1: And meee too!

ORIGINAL Agent Smith: Mooore!

Scientist 2: Me! Me! Me!

ORIGINAL Agent Smith: Only I say ME! *sticks hand into Scientist 2 and turns him into a Smith clone*

Agent Smith Clone 2: It was inevitable...

Scientist 3: You?!

ORIGINAL Agent Smith: *sticks hand into Scientist 3* I don't even have to say it...

Agent Smith Clone 3: You...you...you... *sigh*

ORIGINAL Agent Smith: NP must die! His death is inevitable! Now let us get our comrades.

Agent Smith Clone 2: Main screen turn on.

Darth Vadar: How are you gentlemen.

ORIGINAL Agent Smith: Fine, thankyou.

Darth Vadar: What you say?!

ORIGINAL Agent Smith: I have no time to play games, especially Zero Wing, now hurry up and launch your Death Stars on NP.

*3 death stars come near Earths orbit. All three launch beams on the location of NP*

Darth Vadar: ha ha ha.

ORIGINAL Agent Smith: Good...

*While NP got destryoed, Scientists 4 & 5 rebuilt me.*

Duke: I'm bahk!

*takes out minigun and shoots the brains out of the ORIGINAL Agent smith.*

Duke: He is...terminated...

ORIGINAL Agent Smith: Girly...man...*dies*

09-25-2004, 05:19 AM
Haven't visited this in awhile! :O

*Mixes acid soap with Nuclear bomb to make the Acid Soap Bomb, commonly refferred to the ASB*

w00T! Time to drop thi' mutha huge bumb we got 'ere!

*Drops ASB*


*Drops it where Neo, Mecha, and Duke are*

Now feel the burn! :D

09-25-2004, 01:59 PM
*right before the bombing*

*emergency sirens wail*

Duke: Duck and Cover!!! *starts to squirm*

Scientist 1: ASB, huh? *takes out a futuristic laser turret.*

*laser turret shoots at missile and melts it with an incredibly high temperature*

Scientist 2: It's your turn now, Sutii!

*lazer turret is launched where Sutii is, making him melt on incredibly high temperatures*

The End
09-25-2004, 04:55 PM
*blows up everything*


09-25-2004, 05:17 PM
Jack: SPAM senses...tingling *clenches stomach*

*Jack finds Alex blowing everything up with a can of SPAM*

Jack: SPAM!!! IT BURNS!!!

Jack: SPAM...MUST...DIE!!!

*Jack closes the Lookie thread*

Agent Smith Clone 1: Nooooooooooooo! *tries to jump but becomes suspended in midair*

Agent Smith Clone 2: Whhhy?! *gets frozen*

Agent Smith Cone 3: No - not again! *freezes*

Bob Dole: Before I die...VOTE FOR - *freezes*

Duke: Who's '-'? *freezes*

Scientist 1: :eek: *freezes*

Scientist 2: Noooo! Arme-*frozen*

Doomsday Cultist: Suicide to survive! *jumps out of building but freezes before landing*

Doomsday Cultist 2: Hey, thats cool, I should try that! *falls far but hits ground HARD before freezing*

Neo Emolga
09-26-2004, 08:32 PM
*Every piece of his remains melt, and then gather together and once again form his body.*

Ah, its good to be back. Now for the three of you to suffer...

*Turns Alex, Sutiivun, and Duke into ladybugs and crushes them all with his foot. Then, wipes off the slimy goo of their remains. Leaves them behind and then sings to himself...*

♫Somewhere, over the rainbow...♫

Agent Orange
09-26-2004, 08:48 PM
[_] NP gets shot....[_]

I said, finishing the song and blasting Neo with...dum dum dum....the Trasnformation Ray from 10 or 11 pages back! :surp:

*Turns Neo into a real Neo Pikachu*

Feel the shortness!

*Screws on Iorn Knuckles*

And the metally pain!

*Punches Neo*

Neo Emolga
09-26-2004, 09:17 PM
*Looks at his yellow hands and feet with complete shock before Dark Pikachu punches him in the face.*

Well, aren't you a kind and angelic soul?

*Pulls out his Mac10, which now feels like a massive mounted machine gun, and fires furiously at Dark Pikachu, puncturing his tiny yellow body with bullets.*


Agent Orange
09-26-2004, 09:39 PM
"Ha! You missed!"

I yelled before dropping dead.

*Flickers back a good 100 yards away*

"I'm coming to get you!"

And to abide the rules of lookie and to add insult to injury...

"You look like a cat toy dipped in yelleow paint Neo!"

09-27-2004, 12:16 AM
"Ha! You missed!"

I yelled before dropping dead.

*Flickers back a good 100 yards away*

"I'm coming to get you!"

And to abide the rules of lookie and to add insult to injury...

"You look like a cat toy dipped in yelleow paint Neo!"

Wow... we are to add insult to injury byu law... FUN!!!!

*erupts from hell in a fury of flames*

Arcanine: Rahhhhhhhhh!!!

*Devours NP and DP, there bodies dissolving in stomach acid*

Yummy :silly:


Tastes like...

*throws up*

09-27-2004, 12:16 AM
*watches everyone get maimed while eating popcorn*

*10 hours later...*

Meh...this is getting boring, time to take action!

*pulls out M-60 Heavy Machinegun*

Time to rip you a part piece by piece!

*shoots off NP's limbs*

Now time to mutilate you some more!

*begins chopping NP's limbs into tinier pieces with a large hatchet*

*dips NP's remains into toxic waste*

100% Crispy...

09-27-2004, 12:23 AM
*watches everyone get maimed while eating popcorn*

*10 hours later...*

Meh...this is getting boring, time to take action!

*pulls out M-60 Heavy Machinegun*

Time to rip you a part piece by piece!

*shoots off NP's limbs*

Now time to mutilate you some more!

*begins chopping NP's limbs into tinier pieces with a large hatchet*

*dips NP's remains into toxic waste*

100% Crispy...

But... NP is no more... I ate him... XD

*Leaps onto Duke and starts to gnaw on his limbs. Then starts to rip of Dukes face and grabs his M-60 and starts to pump thousands of bullets into Dukes mutilated body, followed by multiple bodyslams and a toss to the local Jynx who then starts to handcuff Duke's remains to a bed... :silence:*

K... that is enough before it gets too out of hanbd... XD poor Duke... oh well... lol.

Neo Emolga
09-27-2004, 12:25 AM
*Uses the magic of divine intervention, and becomes normal once again.*

Time for you to die.

*Takes out his gattling rocket launcher and fires a swarm of explosive rockets at Duke, blowing him into tiny bloody pieces.*

*Then, turns to DP and then looks toward Matthew.*

Let's kick his ass.



09-27-2004, 12:35 AM
*Uses the magic of divine intervention, and becomes normal once again.*

Time for you to die.

*Takes out his gattling rocket launcher and fires a swarm of explosive rockets at Duke, blowing him into tiny bloody pieces.*

*Then, turns to DP and then looks toward Matthew.*

Let's kick his ass.



WOW!!!! :crackup:

That is so awesome!

*uses gamesharked conversion attack to become of the ground affiliation*

Thunder is not very effective... sorry bubs...

Giant foot squishes NP... yup... classic smashing of the giant foot... retro :cool:

Neo Emolga
09-27-2004, 05:24 AM
*Becomes a puddle of ooze, and then quickly forms back into his normal self again.*

You are going to be in so much trouble...

*Ties a cactus around Matthew, and then throws him into a cement mixer truck. Then, hops into the truck and drives toward a volcano. Then, quickly hops out just before the truck plunges into the fiery magma.*

Happy Trails!


Jack of Clovers
09-28-2004, 08:00 AM
dude, it's the arcanine eating pikachu... i never saw that picture and only read about it in the VPP thread. now i see it. heh, that's crazy. nice one Matthew. ooo, and nice pic NP, that's coo' too.
Mod Jack: hey, do something, quite talking.
alright, alright. sheesh. so bossy. :tongue:

*gets in the cement truck and hotwires the engine. finds a shotgun under the seat*
*drives the truck off a cliff and watches it hit the ground like Wile E. Coyote.*
NP: thanks.
*blasts shotgun in NP's direction.*
no talking out of turn.
*fires a second round*


Neo Emolga
09-28-2004, 04:32 PM
*Looks at the buckshot holes in his chest. Then, turns to Jack, and shakes his head.*

You've been a bad little boy lately, haven't you?

*Pulls out his plasma rifle, and fires several green blasts of heated plasma at Jack, burning him to a crisp and causing him to smell like an overcooked Pop Tart.*


Tamer San
09-28-2004, 04:44 PM
*Looks at Jack, looking all in green, melting*


If he dies...who will control the URPG? And if the URPG is dead then THERE WILL BE NO MORE LOOKIE!!! YOU...YOU...NEOOOOOO!!!

*Gets his RPG7 and shoots Neo's head off*

Take that...

Neo Emolga
09-28-2004, 05:49 PM
*Body picks up his fallen head, places it back on his shoulders and screws it into place. Then, uses his regeneration power to heal the damage.*

Why oh why are people always whacking my head off?

*Turns Tamer into a pumpkin, and then throws him into a trash compactor, where he becomes a pile of orange goo.*


Tamer San
09-28-2004, 06:52 PM
*Transform from orange goo into Super GooMan shooting pumkin goo everywhere*

Fornever! :tongue:

Neo Emolga
09-28-2004, 09:01 PM
Oh God, dear God no. I've created a monster!

*Pulls out of flamethrower and smothers Tamer the Super GooMan with flames. Then grabs and dustpan and a brush and throws all the goo into a trashcan.*

*Then throws that trashcan off the Brooklyn Bridge.*

Happy trails!


Agent Orange
09-28-2004, 09:11 PM
*Pokes Neo in the back and pulls out Transformation Gun*

Remember this?


*Kicks him in the shins, in a vain attempt to knoch him down*

*Thud* FALL! *thud* FALL!

Neo Emolga
09-28-2004, 09:28 PM
*Suddenly notices he's only standing a little more than a foot off the ground.*

Oh no. Not again...

*Looks at his yellow hands and realized he's a Pikachu once again. But before he does anything, he's suddenly kicked to the ground by DP.*

*Picks himself off the ground, and looks to see DP just behind him.*


*Charges a massive Thunderbolt and strikes DP from above, watching him jitter from the electricty.*

That'll learn you!


Agent Orange
09-28-2004, 09:32 PM
*Falls to the ground twitching and convulsing*


*Gets back up, with his fur all sticking out*

Thats it! Im turning you into something less harmful!

*Blasts NP and turns him into a kitty*


09-28-2004, 10:10 PM
*dropship lands between the fight of NP vs. DP*

Duke: I'm bahk

*everyone tries to open fire on Duke but after raising his hand, all of the bullets, lasers, and other projectiles just deplete.*

Duke: I...am...ANGRY

*grows into Demonic Form*

Duke: But I am not the one to kill you...MINIONS!

*a variation of Clones, Agent Smiths, and Mini-Demons start marching out of dropship*

*Duke becomes Human Form again*

Duke: Have fun...

*as soon as last troops march out, Duke re-enters the dropship and gets flown away*

Duke on Intercom: Disintegrate them!

*minions grab DP's transformation gun and stuffs a $1,500 check on DP's mouth*

Duke Minion 1: Thankyou!

Duke Minion 2: Lemme try it first!

Duke Minion 3: How 'bout me?!

Duke Minion 4: ME! *Duke Minions 1,2,3, and 4 begin fighting with the Transformation Gun and accidentally opens fire on DP. DP is then turned into an ant, check falls to the ground*

Greedy Minion: Uuuh, guess you won't be needing that anymore. *takes $1,500 check and accidentally squashed DP*

Duke Minion 4: Hey! That guy isn't a Duke!

Greedy Minion: Me?

Duke Minion 2: Yes me...me...me...me...

*sticks transformation gun on Greedy Minion's stomach*

*Greedy Minion transforms into Duke Minion 5.*

Duke Minion 5: Me too...I think...

Duke Minion 1: What you say!

Duke Minion 5: Uuuh...I say kill Matthew and NP!

Duke Minion 2: Good idea...

*Duke Minions start maiming Matthew and throw his remains into toxic waste*

Duke Minion 3: Melt...everything - MELT!

Duke Minion 4: Now it's NP's turn!

*Duke Minion 3 starts grabbing NP while the others punch him.*

*Duke Minion 3 then chokes NP to death*

*NP's corpse is also thrown into the toxic waste...right on top of mathew*

Duke Minion 2: Duke Minion 3...are you perverted?

Duke Minion 3: Hey, watch what you say! There are children here!

Duke Minion 2: Oops *gets thrown into a ban, or banned for short*

Duke Minion 1: Well, guess thats over... :tongue:

Neo Emolga
09-28-2004, 11:18 PM
*Lands in the toxic waste and becomes a ten-foot tall Super Mutant. Jumps right out again, pulls out a two hundred pound gattling rocket launcher and fires thousands of rockets into Duke's puny body as well as the rest of his minions, blowing them into chunks of bloody gore.*

*Then, throws down the massive firearm, and transforms back into a Pikachu. Spins and smiles, and flashes a peace sign with his two fingers.*



09-29-2004, 01:14 AM
*dies and becomes and apparition*

Duke's Evil Ghost: I'll moida da bum!

Duke's Good Ghost: Meh, why do you always say it the wrong way....but he did kill our WHOLE form.....murder the bum....yep....

*Duke's Evil Ghost summons Rocky Balboa*

Duke's Evil Ghost: Murder the bum NP!

*Rocky Balboa goes up to NP and super punches him with extra-ghost power, causng NP's limbs to fly off if they were hit.*

*Rocky then not only jabs NP causing him to be knocked out, but he causes the head of NP to get knocked also*


Darth Vadar: Duke, I am your father! Join the dark side!

Duke's Evil Ghost: How many times have I sa - wait...I can take this to my advantage. I'll join the dark side...but you'll have to kill this guy first! *shows a pic of NP*

Darth Vadar: Yes, son!

*Darth Vadar takes out a light saber and cuts NP's limbs to smaller pieces*

Darth Vadar: Pork CHOPS - get it!

*crickets chirp*

Darth Vadar: How dare you not laugh at my joke!

*Darth Vadar returns to his Death Star and uses it's laser to vaporize NP*

*scatters NP's ashes to 100 different toxic waste dumps which cut off any chance of him to become a monster again*

Neo Emolga
09-29-2004, 01:38 AM
*Comes down from the sky as a Pikachu, only wearing two white feathery wings and a yellow halo.*

ANGEL NEO PIKACHU: You've been such a naughty boy, Duke. I guess it's time for you to SuFfEr!

*Pulls out a giant Thor's War Hammer of Gody Destruction and Ceaseless Chaos +25.*

ANGEL NEO PIKACHU: Duke, I'll break it to you nice and easy. All your base are belong to us.

*Lifts up the massive war hammer and slams it upon Duke, instantly vaporizing any trace of his existance, as well pounding a nice gaint square into the Earth.*


09-29-2004, 02:49 AM
Angel of Duke: Meh, a REAL angel would heal who it protects, rather than destroy the enemy of who it protects.

*Duke's Human Form is turned back to normal human shape*

Demon Duke: Destroying is my job *wink, nudges NP causing him to fall off a building* Ooops...

Never saw that coming, haven't you?

*Demon Duke then jumps of the building and lands right on top of NP's corpse.*

Duke of Ultimate Life: This is the ultimacy...

*Demon Duke then yelps like little sissy girl as it runs away.*

*Duke of Ultimate Life then draws a large sword, stabbing NP, causing him to be pierced in half*

Duke of Ultimate Life: Dissappear!

*The remains of NP is quickly melted by toxins. The ashes then are vaporized by the high amount of toxins*

Duke of Ultimate of Life: Time for me to finish this ultimatly...

*Traps NP's vapor ashes into a large jar and then burries it into 1 million tons of iron.*

Neo Emolga
10-02-2004, 08:30 PM
*Returns to the Earth as a angelic Pikachu with white wings and a bright halo.*

Duke, you naughty little boy. You deserve nothing less than some good old-fashioned and wholesome misery.

*His hand flares with black fire, and then throws his arm forward, and the black flames vanish. Suddenly, Duke's body is blasted with a black explosion from all directions. When there is nothing left but ash, he gathers it all, and throws it all over Hollywood.*


10-02-2004, 08:54 PM
*At Hollywood*

Civilian: Ahhh! It's raining ashes, hell is coming to Earth!!!

*At the Pentagon*
Lt. 1: Sir, a mysterious entity has been spreading ashes throughout Hollywood, should I -

*Lt. 1 shows a masked general papers.*

General: Send out 5 experimental F-35 JSFs with the best pilots of the world to intercept the entity.

*Back At Hollywood*

Pilot 1: This is Alpha 1, we are nearing the bogey.

General: You are cleared to engage.

Pilot 1: I'll fire at it directly, the rest of you attack it via the sides!

Pilot 2,3,4, 5: Yes sir!
Pilot 1: Alpha 1, fox 2, fox 2!
Pilot 2: Alpha 2, fox 2, fox 2!
Pilot 3: Alpha 3, fox 2, fox 2!
Pilot 4: Alpha 4, fox 2, fox 2!
Pilot 5: Alpha 5, fox 2, fox 2!

*10 missiles launched toward NP, causing him to blow apart into many pieces.*

General: Ground forces, did you find the remains?

Delta Captain: This is Delta Team captain, the remains have been found.

General: Excellent, rtb everyone.

*At Pentagon:

Delta Captain: Here are the remains.

General: The toxic waste capsule should be ready.

Lt. 2: Sir, NASA has readied the shuttle.

*At Florida's Launch Pad*

NASA: Is the capsule in? Good. Any and all people and vehicles should be moved to a safe area. 10...9....8 - start ignition - 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 - ignition!

*Shuttle launches to space and is in course with the sun. NP's corpse reaches the Sun and vaporizes NP completely.*

General: Good job.

*General unmasks and reveals himself as Duke*

General Duke: What a sucker, NP. Too bad too many decoys have died to come to this moment...

Neo Emolga
10-03-2004, 06:06 PM
*Emerges from behind a building, with thousands upon thousands of copies of himself.*

Ah Duke, we missed you. It appears you've been having fun destorying several copies of myself. But the great thing about being me is that there are so many me. You cannot defeat us, and you have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha.

*Sends forward his army, and they all draw their rifles, and fire a rain of bullets upon Duke's body. After his body is shot down, he looks down upon his lead stuff body.*

I suppose we could use him as a pencil.


10-03-2004, 06:31 PM
*before getting shot*

Duke: Freeeeeedddooooommmmm! *shot by rain of bullets*

*drops dead*

Mel Gibson: Hey, that's my line!!!

*jumps up to Duke's corpse and eats it up, then runs home*

NP Clone: Well, there goes our pencil.

*Back at his house, Mel Gibson vomits my corpse*

*SWAT Team and scientists raid the house and collect Duke's vommited corpse*

SWAT Team Captain: Thankyou, Gibson, you just made our lives a whole lot easier.

Scientist 1: Man that vomit smells!

Scientist 2: Meh, atleast its better than collecting a pencil from the hands of billions of barbaric NP clones.

Scientist 3: Alright, we're going to have to ressurect Duke now...hmmm...

*Scientist 1 dumps Duke's vomitted corpse (inside a container) into a machine*

*Scientist 2 presses a blue button*

*A blinding light flashes and after a few seconds it dies off. When looking at the machine, they find out the vomit turned into Duke.*

Duke: *sniffs himself* YUCK! I need a shower, BADLY!

Scientist 3: I'm sure you do. *presses a shiny, green button*

*A large shower head comes out of cieling and a rain of water pours upon duke. From the sides of the machine, a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo come out.*

*Duke showers himself*

Duke: Now I need some clothes. :rolleyes:

*Scientist 2 presses a third, red button and a red golf shirt and cacky pants pop out a hatch inside of the machine.*

Duke: Well...I look like a communist but...good enough...

Lieutenant: Duke, an army of NP clothes have just revealed themself somewhere near the location where you have died.

Duke: Send in the T-10001s!

Lieutenant: Yes, sir!

*many dropships surround the location of NP's clones and from it, many T-10001s come out*

Lep: No - not again! *gets grabbed by a T-10001*

T-1001 - 1: If you cant beat us -

T-1001 - 2: Join us!

*T-1001 - 2 sticks his hand inside of Jack's stomach and turn him into a T-10001*

T-10001 - 1: Do you like it?

T-10001 Lep: I do, but what if I fail?

*T-10001 - 2 hands Lep T-10001 a Rail Gun and a pole.*

T-10001 Lep: I stand corrected.

*Both T-10001s and Duke Clone Lep look toward the army of NP and then starts shooting toward it.*

*Army of T-10001s vaporize NP clones*

T-10001 Lep: Total Meltdown!

*T-10001 brings in a nuke and vaporizes NP clone's corpses*

*T-10001 Lep is forced to listen to 'It's a Small World' forever and then is turned back to normal Lep*

Lep: Wth?!

Duke: Don't look at me, you made yourself nuke those enemies.

Lieutenant: All NP clones destroyed.

Duke: Good, now finish off their leader!

*SWAT Team raids the home of NP*

*SWAT Team kicks the door open of Neo Pikachu and finds him making out with a Marill Trinity.*

SWAT Team Leader: :eek:

SWAT Team Officer 1: Okaaay...

SWAT Team Leader: Don't open fire, let's end things with a BANG!

*SWAT Team Officer 1 puts a C4 right on NP's bed*

*SWAT Team exits building and then it blows apart*

SWAT Team Officer 2: Ooooh...fireworks...

SWAT Team Leader: Want to see real fireworks? Our next raid in our list is an illegal fireworks factory!

SWAT Team Officer 1: I'll bring the C4s!

SWAT Team Officer 2: w00t!

The End
11-13-2004, 07:10 PM
*drops atomic bomb on world*

O crap, this sucks for ya'll doesn't it.

11-13-2004, 07:31 PM
*At Duke's Moon HQ*

Duke: What happen?

Lieutenant: Someone set us up the bomb!

Duke: THE bomb?!

Lieutenant: Yes, THE bomb.

Duke: Well what are you waiting for, move every ICBM.

*Ballistic missiles intercept the atom bomb and it blows up before reaching the Earth's atmosphere.*

*after one of the ballistic missiles destroy the atom bomb, the rest goes toward the Earth, toward the location of an NP Cloning Vat*

*one of the missiles hit the vat*

NP Clone 1: The vat has been hit, and ballistic missiles are coming toward this direction. This is not a drill -

NP Clone 2: Oh, well thanks for the heads up - you idiot!

NP Clone 3: Can't we all just get along!

NP Clone 2 & 1: NO!

*ballistic missile hits the vat and blows everyone up*

The End
11-14-2004, 02:40 PM
*back in the great west*

I shall build a robot out of buffalos. Makes a giant buffalo mech and attacks moon base.

11-14-2004, 03:39 PM
*at Moon Base*

Lieutenant: Aaah! Giant robotic buffalo! Run for your lives!!!

Scientist 1: Giant robotic buffalo, huh? Well then, the other scientists and I shall build a giant robotic buffalo hunter, equipped with everything to kill buffalo.

*a few hours later*

Scientist 1: Done!

*giant robotic buffalo hunter comes out of the moon base*

*giant robotic buffalo hunter pulls out giant robotic rifle and shoots the buffalo. Buffalo dies*

*giant robotic buffalo hunter pulls out a knife and skins out the giant robotic buffalo.*

*giant robotic buffalo hunter eats the meat off the giant robotic buffalo*

Duke *watching from moon base*: Did you have to make it THAT realistic? Now I'm going to have nightmares for a week!

The End
11-14-2004, 09:11 PM

*army of buffolo robots stampedes fat hunter and hunter is killed*

har har har har har, Quiznos.

11-16-2004, 02:19 AM
Duke: Oh no! There is only one way to handle this!

*gets a group of robotic anti-enviornmentalists and launch them in large tanks to combat the buffalos*

*the buffalos get ran ova*

Anti-Enviornmentalists: Let's show them why we are anti-enviorn-MENTAL-ists

*robotic fashion designers, robots who need food, and robots who build authentic statues out of bones maim the buffalo*

Duke: Ouch! No wonder why they're endangered!

The End
11-17-2004, 09:06 PM
*cries* I have fallen before thy. ;_;


11-27-2004, 06:15 AM
God....tonight I'm ...absolutely...bored...no Ragnarok to play T.T

Need to spam somewhere...oh lookie, the lookie thread XD.


There, there's my spam.


PS: You can't kill me I have 2000x shields...

11-27-2004, 06:40 AM
*rides in on a Jigglypuff*

Hasn't been here for ages 8o Don't really feel the 'spirit' to get random, but I'll try.

*sings with Jigglypuff so awfully that people gets deaf*


11-27-2004, 06:58 AM
What the hell are you doing to that poor Jigglypuff!?

Waitaminute....I hate jigglypuff.....GRRR DIE JIGGLYPUFF! *grabs M16s and Uzis from Scott's private closet stash* YOU TOOK MY FATHER!! *ratatatatatatatatatatatatata, riddles Jigglypuff with holes*

Now that I think about it...do I have a father? *wonders around*

Half a Dollar
11-28-2004, 03:54 AM
*walks by*

"I have come back. Better, and improved (I wished, but that's not the case).

Alright, who is ready to die first?


Hey! I got an idea! I'll kill everyone! Mwaha. Except for Nin, he has a lot of shields. =[

* annoys people to death by using the...

Super Thin Fun Unicorn!*

"Better yet known as, S.T.F.U!"

*stats to annoy*

11-28-2004, 06:58 PM
God No.....unicorn....stupidity....penetrating....shie lds.....*wobbles*

The End
11-28-2004, 07:05 PM
*cocks shotgun* *shoots shotgun* End of story. kthnxbai.

Neo Emolga
11-28-2004, 07:16 PM
Nah ha ha, you have no chance to survive make your time!

*Puts an AutoMag Machine Pistol to Nin's head and blasts it off.*

You're the one who screwed up this time!

*Fires multiple rounds and Nick, turning him into human swiss cheese!*

Nah ha ha!

Half a Dollar
11-29-2004, 01:34 AM
*turns into Swiss Cheese*

I like cheese. :)

*uses super magico powers to turn NP into Yellow Cheese*

*makes Pikachu come out of Pokeball*

"Pika, eat your own kind!"


Neo Emolga
11-29-2004, 01:43 AM
Agg, oh noes!

*Uses Super Ultimate Destiny Spell of Doom to change himself back into a normal Pikachu.*

Now you must suffer, suffer great for your foolish mistakes!

*Summons the Eternal Electric Guitar of Elite Pwnage, and starts rocking out really hard, causing Nick's eardrums to burst. Then, he starts playing the music louder, causing Nick's head to wildly wobble around until it explodes from the extreme noise.*

Thank you!

*Takes a bow while roses are thrown at him.*

Thank you, thank you everyone!

Half a Dollar
11-29-2004, 02:13 AM
*When NP bows, Nick's spirit comes*

*Posseses NP*

*Makes NP do the robot*

"Lmao, this is fun."

*Makes NP fall off a bridge*

11-29-2004, 02:21 AM
Awesome! ^_^ *Chucks depth charges down at Neo just incase he lives*

That's better, now to take care of the spirit of Nick. :O

*Runs away and gets SUPER GHOST-AWAY BOMB machine*


*Throws SUPER GHOST-AWAY BOMB machine where he threw the depth charges and sees a humongous explosion*

Glad that's taken care of! *Dusts hands off and rusn away*

Half a Dollar
11-29-2004, 02:24 AM
*Spirit comes back*

*Call an army of Bannete*

*Possesed Steph*

"Bye bye Steph."

*kills Steph inside out*

*Orders Bannete to eat Steph's body.*

11-29-2004, 02:30 AM
Hey Hey!! I have 2000 x shields T.T I can't die from a shotgun blast...*sees hole in shield* damnit...

Oh no...Banette army ><!


Neo Emolga
11-29-2004, 02:33 AM
*Blows into a million pieces, and then soon comes up again, wearing two fluffy white wings and a shiny halo.*

Hello Nick. Remember me?

*Looks at Nick sweetly with his shiny black Pikachu eyes, and then whips out a 250 pound minigun, aims it at Nick and fires at him furiously, sending the hundreds of bullets ripping through him and the Bannete army as a tremendous blasting sound is emitted from the heavy gun to be heard for miles around. As Nick as his army falls to the ground, he lets go of the trigger, letting the rotating barrels slowly come to a stop.*

Hee hee, vote Pikachu in 2008!

Half a Dollar
11-29-2004, 02:36 AM
*Is revived*

Spirits never die. Hikka Likka.

*gets a random Pikachu*

You wouldn't want to hurt this poor Pikachu would you? ;_;

Neo Emolga
11-29-2004, 02:41 AM
*Looks at the Pikachu Nick is holding.*

Hey, that's the same bully Pikachu that beat me up in fifth grade when we went to Pikachu School together!

*Pulls out his Ion Minigun instead, and fires furiously at Nick, roasting both him and the bully Pikachu.*


Half a Dollar
11-29-2004, 02:44 AM
=O You would kill one of your blood?

*gets NP's Pikachu Girlfriend*

Don't hurt her, if you love her. =[

Neo Emolga
11-29-2004, 03:02 AM
Aww Honey, would you please give good old Nick the intolerably painful Thunderbolt he deserves?

*Watches with a smile as his girlfriend roasts Nick like a Strawberry Pop Tart thrown into an incinerator. Then, after Nick is fully cooked, she jumps next to Neo, and they walk off into the moonlight.*

Hey, how does Outback for dinner sound?

11-29-2004, 03:28 AM
*Is a floating head*

I have come back from the dead, to kill you all!!!!!!! *Cough*

*Floats toward NP and possesses him*

This body is perfect for world domination! I mean getting a girlfriend... :P

*Takes NP's girlfriend out to dinner*

So, I didn't want to tell you this, but I'm possessed....

*Gets slapped by the girl and the girl runs out*

Well, my work is done here!! *Gets into normal body*

11-29-2004, 08:02 AM
*Is a floating head*

I have come back from the dead, to kill you all!!!!!!! *Cough*

*Floats toward NP and possesses him*

This body is perfect for world domination! I mean getting a girlfriend... :P

*Takes NP's girlfriend out to dinner*

So, I didn't want to tell you this, but I'm possessed....

*Gets slapped by the girl and the girl runs out*

Well, my work is done here!! *Gets into normal body*

*walks up behind Sutii's floating head and whacks it with a baseball bat.*

What? Where is the candy? XD that wasn't a pinyata.... was it? Crappity crap crap! XD lol.

11-29-2004, 10:28 AM
*sweeps dust off 'Lookie's Tricks and Strategies: For Professionals'*

Gotta practise my Lookie skills, in case that War 2/3 thingey comes into play.

Die, newbies! :happy:

Since I saw Matthew's name first when I clicked for the last post of this thread, you shall be the first victim ^^

*presses Pause, runs into the fitting room, changes into the Black Mage costume, and presses Play*

Hrhr, hold up to the power of FLARE!(no, I don't mean Flareon, in case your puny minds are misleading you)

*casts spell on Matthew and while he is charging up for the spell, the sound of a vacuum cleaner sucking dust is heard*


*shoots the energy*


Neo Emolga
11-30-2004, 07:36 AM
I need some more Lookie training.

*Sprinkles extreme potency pepper in front of Raik, causing him to sneeze so hard he rockets off into space.*

Bon Voyage!

11-30-2004, 09:50 AM
*brings back the moon*

Hey NP, I brought you a souvenir 8]

*digs the moon till its hollow and is full of holes, and fills the moon with time bombs*

Oh yeah, NP, there's space for one more Pikachu, you wanna take it? And uhh, you don't have to answer that.

*throws NP into the moon, fills all its holes with cement and tosses it towards the Sun*

Bon Voyage to you, sucker! :twisted:

The End
12-04-2004, 02:10 PM
*is on the sun, being ruler of it with all of his might. :P*

hrhrhr thy shall be pwnt in my name Raik, son of otheyus.

*kicks moon back to raik just in time to see it blow up*

I have done this with the power of my 1000th post