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Dr Scott
09-06-2004, 01:18 AM
http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2106/lookie4.png by: Raik

Well, it's been talked about and talked about, and I finally decided to take matters into my own...errr... fingers. Why? Because this place is pretty dead and maybe this will bring some activity...

Rules:

No arguing. Definetly no "You can't kill me because I have 2,000 x Shields!"

No spams... Fairy Nuff?

You must kill or harm or otherwise make fun of someone in your posts ^_^...

You must have fun... FUN! And you must make new friends... MUST! Yeah!!!

With regards,
Scott the god of Beheading.

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 01:20 AM
And now, after thanking SS for bringing this thread back to life, I now present...the first cookie....of the lookie...

*Takes cookie and hits SS over the head with it*

Caite-chan
09-06-2004, 01:24 AM
-Hands DP a radioactive cookie.- *Evil look*

Tamer Marco
09-06-2004, 01:24 AM
"Takes an Ax and slices DP to bits*




Hah hah hah! You aren't even half the Pikachu you are now! :twisted:

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 01:28 AM
Hmm....*Crawls into pit of revival*

*Revives*

Heyyy...shaneee....*Pulls out lancer*

*Shoots Shane with little lazors*

Tshreew!

Caite-chan
09-06-2004, 01:28 AM
-Steals Ax but, drops it on his foot by mistake....cutting it off.-

Tamer Marco
09-06-2004, 01:31 AM
*Get's a metal foot*




*Grabs the ax and cut's Shane (wrestler) in half.





Now for you...

Caite-chan
09-06-2004, 01:32 AM
O_O NOOOOOOOOOO!! SHANE!!!

How dare you....

-Turns evil and attacks him.- REVENGE!!!!!!

Dr Scott
09-06-2004, 01:33 AM
Ahhh, finally. Some fun! *Picks up randomly radioactive cookie and eats it*

Hey, this is... ECK! *Dies and goes about trying to possess random people with Dark in their screen names.*

~Scott~

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 01:34 AM
I dont think so...

*Presses a button, and battleground turns into a bridge over a shark tank*

*Pulls out sword*

Come on guys, can't touch this, NYA NYA NYA NYA NYA! Wittwe behbehs cant get me...

Caite-chan
09-06-2004, 01:35 AM
-Takes Radioactive cookie and rams it downs his mouth.- EAT THE MFer!!!!

Tamer Marco
09-06-2004, 01:36 AM
*Slices everyone's heads off*






Heads up! :twisted:

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 01:37 AM
Augh!

*Drops dead and falls off bridge*

...

*Comes back as a ghost*

HA! FEAR ME!

*Makes a haunted duckie float around, biting off shanes and Marcos ears*

Caite-chan
09-06-2004, 01:38 AM
Can you hear me now!?

Ghost Shane: -Comes back and rips off DP's head.-

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 01:40 AM
Oh well, I'm a ghost, i can do without it!

*Sucks Shane up with a vaccum*

Works everytime!

Caite-chan
09-06-2004, 01:42 AM
Ghost Shane: -Comes out the other side.- You forgot about that now didn't you stupid smart person thing.

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 01:43 AM
Oh yeah....*makes a haunted poison HorseBurger fly down Scotts throat*

Caite-chan
09-06-2004, 01:44 AM
-Hangs whatever is left of Scott!- YAY!! Two points for me!

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 01:46 AM
*Lights his remains on fire*

Yay! This is fun! Its like...a morbid campfire!

Caite-chan
09-06-2004, 01:47 AM
Time to roast Radioactive cookies. -Pulls them out and roasts them till one blows up in DP's face.

I ment to do that!!!!

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 01:50 AM
I have no head, remember?

*Throws Shane into the shark tank*

Matthew
09-06-2004, 02:04 AM
I have no head, remember?

*Throws Shane into the shark tank*

:Puts head back on DP and cuts it off again:

:twisted:

*prepares to die*

I'm ready for y'all :cool:

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 02:09 AM
*Jumps in revival pit and revives*

*Jumps back out, and shocks matthew to death*

w00t....Kentucky fried Matt.

JohtoTrainer
09-06-2004, 02:10 AM
Ok Matthew let's make a wall and fight the power WOOT

*Drops gun and shoots Matthew in the head*



Guess I'm by myself now ._.

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 02:13 AM
*Jumps onto JT's head and bites his ear*

Grr...

JohtoTrainer
09-06-2004, 02:16 AM
who do u think u r? Mike Tyson?

*throws DP onto ground, shoves Bazooka in his ear and shoots*

Fun, Fun,

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 02:19 AM
Umm...can someone throw my carcass in the pit please?

And, so i am abiding by the rules....YOUR ALL DORKS!

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 03:12 AM
Fun Fun.

*get a sword and slices everybody in half*


Don't I rock? :wink:

Champion Lance
09-06-2004, 03:16 AM
ummmm... Drops Atomic Bomb on everyone. :tongue: Is that good? :neutral:

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 03:20 AM
*reborn as Angel of Chaos*

No it ain't.

*gets Jack's leprechaun boot, sticks Lance in it.*

Manjoume Jun
09-06-2004, 03:28 AM
*pulls out a Colt M4A1 and starts shooting madly*

w00t, fun!! Die fools!!

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 03:40 AM
*dodges and shoots Laser Beam at him*


Hrhr I pwn. >:P

Manjoume Jun
09-06-2004, 03:52 AM
*hole made by laser reforms and fills itself*

He heh...

*attaches M203 to M4A1, loads a grenade*

Burn!!

*blows up a random crowd of innocent people*

He heh...
Brutal!!

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 03:53 AM
Stop ignoring me. =[

*gets Curt's boot and puts Dan in it.*

:biggrin:

Manjoume Jun
09-06-2004, 03:54 AM
Argh!!

*goes Super Saiyan and blasts out of boot*

That's it!!

*fires massive energy blast at Nick*

He heh... inferno!!

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 03:55 AM
*Nick the Angelic evades


*gets tons of ref hungry nubs to ask Dan if they can ref for him*

Manjoume Jun
09-06-2004, 03:56 AM
Argh!! No!! Find someone else!!!

*uses ki energy to blast them all sky high*

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 03:59 AM
*puts Dan in a gameboy*

*plays it*

*makes Dan die 15365675437657 times*


=D

Manjoume Jun
09-06-2004, 04:00 AM
*still comes back and escapes, blowing up Game Boy*

Heh, not a good idea...

*fires hundreds of small ki blasts at Nick*

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 04:01 AM
*gets hit*

Ow..


*Recovers*

:crackup:


*Summons Thunder*

Great Thunder,strike the fool down!

*makes Thunder hit him*

Manjoume Jun
09-06-2004, 04:03 AM
*absorbs the electrical energy as a power up, and fires it all back at Nick, twice as powerful, and deadly accurate*

Right back at ya'!!

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 04:05 AM
*Thunder hits me, however makes me recover*


MWAHAHAH...I now have overcharged Electricity!



GIGAVOLT!


*4657567687687876 Thunders hit Dan, all fast,accurate,and a paralyzing after effect.*

Ace
09-06-2004, 04:30 AM
*walls breaks and I come out*

Electricity, huh?

*rolls around mud, gets covered with mud*

Hah! You're electricity attacks will have no match for my electric resistant, mud covered body!

*Prepares a catapult full of rocks.*

Now...who to kill and who to spare...

*Gets blindfolded and spins around the room, after spinning around, finger points toward Dan*

*removes blindfold*

:neutral:
.
..
...
....
.....
:twisted:

Die!!!

*launches catapult*

Manjoume Jun
09-06-2004, 04:32 AM
*kicks and punches every rock into rubble*

Ah, ah, ah, not that easy...

*clicks fingers, catapult explodes*

Pokemon_Master_Nikki99
09-06-2004, 04:57 AM
Oooo,Time fore me to join in the fun!

*rolls into a ball and bounces around hyperly*

|{Shiney 'n' Zap}|

Matthew
09-06-2004, 08:42 AM
:Takes Nikki-Ball and throws it onto a 5 foot long metal spike:

:cool:

Oh yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... :silly:

Don't try to kill me... I'll take you sonnies down with me!!!!

Opens trench coat to reveal... BOB DOLE... strapped around my stomach.

Don't do it... or I'll unleash the terror that is Bob Dole... Oh... and Word to your mothers :cool:

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 12:53 PM
Hmmm...

*Goes to Jacks house and steals his lucky charms*

Mwar!

*Pours the bag on Matt*

Tamer San
09-06-2004, 02:17 PM
-Shrugs- This thread is up again? Oh my god!

-Hides before being hit with a random flying object by a random freak on this random forum-

Tamer Marco
09-06-2004, 02:35 PM
*Throws a pointy starmie at Tamer*






You've been stabbed! :twisted:

Cody
09-06-2004, 02:47 PM
:classic: Ooohhs.... *hic* OH! Killins! BOOM! Pokies! *throws Masterball at Marco's crotch* Bools aye! I caughts teh Marco! *hic* :classic:
*shakes head* huh? AAHHHHH! I'm in the Lookie thread! YAAAARGGG! Oh, and Marco, go.

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 03:10 PM
*Kicks Cody where the sun don't shine*

Thats what you get for exceeding the legal limit of making Roleplays!

JohtoTrainer
09-06-2004, 03:53 PM
O_O Tamer! You broke the rules you didn't make fun of, or kill anyone.

*cuts Tamers head off* That'll teach u how to obey the rules ._.

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 04:10 PM
*kills JT*

That's what you get errr....


something.

vellyvell
09-06-2004, 04:17 PM
Nick this is the proper way, *slices of Jts head, and gets fat people to stand on it* I hope you learned the way to kill.

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 04:23 PM
I'm sorry...let me rephrase.


*cuts Velly's head off and make fat people sit on it*


:happy:

JohtoTrainer
09-06-2004, 04:27 PM
Um, ow, that wasn't very nice.

*Throws head and body into revival pit*

*Throws fat people on Velly*

Tamer San
09-06-2004, 04:31 PM
-Comes from heaven-

:angel:

-Kills everyone with his angelic spear-

:twisted:

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 04:32 PM
*takes JT's Porygon 2*


Hehehe, I pwn j00.=D

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 04:32 PM
*Feeds VellyVell squished body to Martha Stewert*

Mwahahaha!

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 04:34 PM
-Comes from heaven-

:angel:

-Kills everyone with his angelic spear-

:twisted:

I can be the only one that can come from heaven! I AM THE ANGEL OF CHAOS..


*gets Angelic Spear back and kills Tamer*

:angel:

JohtoTrainer
09-06-2004, 04:46 PM
*Takes back P2*

*P2 uses Zap Cannon on Nick which makes him explode*

Tamer San
09-06-2004, 04:47 PM
Me no spear? :cry:

-Gets the last part of Velly's body and stuff it into Nick's mouth- :evil:

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 05:02 PM
....


*Nick the Angleic Evades*

*kills JT and Tamer*

*puts them in a prison with Tellytubby guards..*

Matthew
09-06-2004, 05:08 PM
*Stars beating Nick with Liz Minelli in a Fat Joe Suit while eating cheese with a family of baboons who are barbequeing a rack of ribs*

Bob Dole: Bob Dole says die!

*Bob Dole Explodes*

*BOOM*

Everybody dies.

@_@

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 05:12 PM
Fat Joe! =O


Rappers, attack!


*makes rappers come and shoot Matthew*

Champion Lance
09-06-2004, 05:15 PM
*reborn as Angel of Chaos*

No it ain't.

*gets Jack's leprechaun boot, sticks Lance in it.*

ummm... How would I fit in a migit leprachaun boot?

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 05:17 PM
I told you, it's a magic boot.

*puts him in and puts in trash can*

Matthew
09-06-2004, 05:35 PM
*Takes Lep's boot with Lance in it and throughs it into a pit of ravaging, ferocious, killer chipmunks :silly:

*Watches with pleasure as Lance is ripped to shreads as a leprechaun stands silently behind me in anger for destroying his boot*

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 05:39 PM
*does a jump and kicks Matthew in the head*


>:P

Matthew
09-06-2004, 05:53 PM
:evil:

Bad Idea Nick!

*Grabs Nicks foot while it is kicking my head and I start to spin recklessly, eventually letting go of nick who flies into the pit of demented Chipmunks... now with devilish Ferrets :twisted:

Half a Dollar
09-06-2004, 05:55 PM
*Nick the Angelic evades*

*kills Matthew with a rock*

Jack of Clovers
09-06-2004, 08:47 PM
oh great, this thread again. :susp:

Nick- you can't always evade. play right or not at all.

and yes, my boots are magical. forgot why though... *grabs boot, shakes out all those shoved into it.* mine, go away.

as soon as this thread becomes spam, it's closed. it's already suspicious.

and NO bomb-everybody-dies posts. you guys need to stop being serious and have more fun.

*hands Nick a cake with an inconspicuous dynamite candle*
Happy Birthday! :goofy:

~Jack~

Agent Orange
09-06-2004, 09:53 PM
Right! I don't want a stupid thread with guns and knives and swords!

If I'm gonna be killed, i want to be killed by a colorful bar of soap darnit!

*Sets a leprachaun trap near Jack*

Sutiivun
09-06-2004, 10:27 PM
Hi DP! ^_^ *Throws squeegee ball at DP* What that not good enough for you? ^_^ *Throws another*

Okay, be that way. >:E *Throws a million at him* Stress squeegies are fun aren't they? ^_^

*Throws pot of gold at Jack* Now I'm gonna catch you and your gonna give me that! >:E *Chases Jack*

JohtoTrainer
09-06-2004, 11:38 PM
*sends pack of enraged frogs at Jack* out Mr. Leader out lol

Dr Scott
09-07-2004, 05:29 AM
Leppy Recon's right, don't get all serious, this is for fun... To get to know our fellow corpses... To feel each others severed heads in a altogether sane manner. Okay, insane...

*Takes out overly large sword and cuts off Lil's head, feeding it the nakedfiggymonsters, then throws his body to evilicemarmar's*

And for the rest of you... *Smiles wickedly and pulls out fish of doom, and the fishes mouth opens to reveal the Stench Lightsabre (That's right, a lightsabre made up of a fish and really smelly things)...* FEAR ME!

With love,
Scott

Ace
09-07-2004, 11:35 AM
*Pushes out of Catapult Rubble and sees lep getting eaten.*

Oooohhh, corpsy!

*After lep is eaten, pulls out poisoned fish food and sneak it into the fish tank*

*Scott finds out*

There is only one thing to do now!!!

*Pulls out the Figginator 5000 and fires a beam which makes Scott a brainless figgy*

You are...figginated!

*Looks around cautiously*

I'll be bahk...

*Realizing what just happened, runs like a little girl*

Sutiivun
09-07-2004, 01:58 PM
*Chases Duke* Oh, I'll get ya! >:D *Throws bar of soap at him* Muahahaha, you will now slip and trip on the mighty bar of soap! Buahah*cough*ahaha! :twisted:

Ace
09-07-2004, 03:44 PM
Auuugh! Hygiene of DEEATH!!! n0000!!!!

*slips on soap*

*gets back up one second later*

Revenge!!!

Now face my BANANNA PEEL OF DEAAATTHHH! *throws bannana peel. :tongue: *

Tamer San
09-07-2004, 04:42 PM
-Looks at the bannana peal flying- :eek:

-Looks at dying members- :goofy:

-Laughs- :crackup:

-Gets killed by someone- :evil:

Ace
09-07-2004, 05:43 PM
*appears behind Tamer San's corpse with a metal bat on hand.*

*hides the bat behind his back*

He must have died from shock after seeing everyone die. :tongue:

Jack of Clovers
09-07-2004, 07:01 PM
ooc: think of this like a role play. if you break character with a bad post, other's will break you. :wink:

*traumatized*
:eek:

no, anything but nakedfiggymonsters!!! ahhhh. it's almost as bad as Naz and Nin's evil pink bunnies. :eek:

*his ravaged body and head fall back into place and re-connect. he shakes off the pain cartoon style and is back to normal*

heh, now i feel much better. slight headache though.

*takes a morningstar that happens to be laying on the ground. he swings wildly and smashes Duke in the leg. yes, the leg.*

pointy ball of metal is better than a metal bat :tongue:

~Jack~

Sutiivun
09-08-2004, 02:08 PM
*Gasp* Wow, this is cool! :D It's the best...*Slips on banana*..time.... -_-

*Beats Jack with a kendo stick* If you break someone, you should be broken. :tongue3:

Tamer San
09-08-2004, 05:06 PM
*Comes back from death*

Errr...what this thread is about? SPAM? -.-

*Gets shot by all Lookie-ers*

X(

Ace
09-08-2004, 05:11 PM
*comes back in with new and improved kick-butt robot METAL leg*

This isn't spam Tamer San. This is the RP of DEEEEATH! *shoots Tamer San*

Now it's time for my...REVENGE!!!

*Uses robot metalic leg of death and sticks it upon leps pet bass. Bass gets squashed and everyone gasps in fear. Eats whatever was left of the pet bass and it was raw...yes...raw. :tongue: *

It's your turn now, Leppy!!!

At least legs are replacable!!! *with metalic leg of DEATH squashes Lep's arm making it fall off.

Dr Scott
09-08-2004, 09:14 PM
OOC: Why not, a death RPG... *Shrugs* All least we're getting activity here!

*After being Figginated by Duke, his sword kills him...* X_X... *Comes back from WKW (Who knows where)* Mwhahaha! You cannot keep the god of Beheading down!!!!! *Cuts Dukes head off and feeds it to the fish of doom* And now, my secret weapon, Arthur the man with the 20 different personalities!!!!

Arthur: Hello there.

Notice: There actual was someone with a large number of personalities. 16? Maybe 26? I might read it for Literature, it looks cool. He sounded like a cool character to use in stories...

Seasons Beheads From,
Scott

Lord Celebi
09-08-2004, 09:41 PM
Lookie's back?

*Turns into the God of the Interent*
*Turns Raik inside out*
Is he still here?
*Throws Raik in Mine Field, and then drops Nukes on him*
That felt good.

Sutiivun
09-08-2004, 09:51 PM
Yeah, Lookie's back Rust. >:D *Throws bar of soap with acid in it*

I dare ya. It's not really hygenical though, so watch out... *Throws another acid soap at BHK* ^_^ Share the love.

Agent Orange
09-08-2004, 10:57 PM
Yay!

Now its the torture time!

*Pulls out Transformation ray gun*

FEAR MY FICTIONAL USAGE OF DANGEROUS FICTIONAL WEAPONS!

*Shoots at Suttivun*

Sutiivun
09-08-2004, 11:04 PM
Lol, you need to die DP! *Gets turned inot a Pink Mew* I hate Pink... -.-

*Pulls out acid soap* I love these tihngs! >:D *Throws at DP*

Agent Orange
09-08-2004, 11:07 PM
OW! THIS SOAP BURNS MY EYES MUCH MORE THAT SOAP SHOULD!

Prepare to meet your doom Pinkie!

*Locks him up in a cage and brings him to the pound*

I request that this be put to sleep ASAP.

Lord Celebi
09-09-2004, 12:49 AM
*Sticks Katana down Sut's throat, puts him in a Nuke and drops it on Raik*

Sutiivun
09-09-2004, 12:55 AM
Jesus I'm getting destroyed! O_O

*Climbs out of huge ditch that the bomb made*

Okay, good thing that bomb took care of the cage..... *Faints*

*Wakes up 5 hours later* THE HOSPITAL? :suspicious:

*Runs back to Rust* I wish I didn't have this broken leg....

*Throws acid bar in Rust's mouth*

Oh, feel the burn Rust, feel the burn! :twisted:

Ace
09-09-2004, 01:59 AM
*comes back from head clinic*

*destroys wall terminator style*

I'm bahk

*pulls out a chaingun and blows off the head of beheadingking.*

Now look who's beheaded!

It is now time for MY secret weapon. Meet Tiny, the giant who has NO personality whatsoever!

*Tiny breaks wall*

Tiny: Me like heads for breakfast!

*eats beheadingking's head*

Now it is time for my super secret weapon.

*pulls out the CLEAN soap of death!*

*fires super clean soap of death at rust, DP, bhk.*

Time to die Sutii!!!

*pulls out clean soap bubble-blower*

*fires CLEAN soap bubble-blower at Sutii*

Feel GOOD!!!

Dr Scott
09-09-2004, 03:19 AM
*Picks up acid soap and smells it* Oohhh, piney fresh! ^_^....

*uses soap to clean off blood, then get's his head cut off by rust* X_X...

*Is revived by Anna Kournikova walking past.* Ohhh, blonde Russian chick... :cool:

*Get's out random camera*

Arthur: Let's kill Rust!

Arthur: No, let's kill Duke!

Arthur: No! Sutiivun!

Arthur: No, killing is wrong...

Arthur: Screw you guys, I'm going home...

*Sells random pictures on Ebay.*

Ace
09-09-2004, 03:27 AM
Hey, that Arthur is giving me a good idea! :twisted:

*creeps behind DP and puts a mind control device on the back of his neck.*

Meet DP, complete with 35 different personalities that fight over each other - wait...darn I can't have him fighting himself.

*presses mind-control device's self-destruct and blows up DP*

I've got something better than DP, but first:

*hacks E-bay and bans BHK's account*

Now it's time to finish it off!

*goes outside and pushes in a large Donald Trump Talking Bobble-head*

Donald Trump Bobble-Head: Your fired!

That's not all, he repeats it evey three seconds! :twisted:

Donald Trump Bobble-Head: Your fired!

Now die of boredum, and before I go:

Donald Trump Bobble-Head: Your fired!

Hahaha! *leaves door, tapes door, tapes windows, runs away*

Sutiivun
09-09-2004, 04:23 AM
Wow, that insane... XD

*Bombs Duke's house with super soap bombs that spray acid everywhere*

Muahahaha, die all you people! *Throws soap in BHK's eyes and runs around him taunting his bad beheading skills* :D

*Gets pictures*

Sweet.... :D *Pulls out lawnchair*

Jack of Clovers
09-09-2004, 06:18 AM
tamer, don't make me... ah, it's too late.
*grabs a can of spam and a mallet made of paper. :eh: places the spam can at Tamer's ear and slams it into his head with the paper mallet.*
oh ya. someone's got spam on the brain.
*diagnosis*
yep. it's called Spam Eyes. people who suffer from it can spot spam 10 miles away. the person is subject to pointing out spam and doing nothing about it. they aren't a threat to society so ignore them at will or.... repeatily beat them senseless with a paper mallet.

:goofy:

~Jack~

Tamer San
09-09-2004, 12:38 PM
-Looks at the Loockie-ers all over the looking lookie thread-

Well Jack, that was kindda a correct diagnosis :rolleyes:

-Looks at Jack-

***Diagnosis***

Jack, you have what they call the Anti-manti-Shanti-modding system in your head. Yep, thats correct, and yep, it is meaningless...its the best I could come up with...sowy :susp:

Sutiivun
09-09-2004, 02:07 PM
Yay, I get to hit Tamer in the head with a paper mallet! ^_^

*Beats on Tamer's head repeatedly*

Hehehehe....

*Attaches acid soap to part he's hitting Tamer with*

Acid soap is my weapon, no copying. >:E :P

Agent Orange
09-09-2004, 07:49 PM
Lol, Duke tried to control me, and in the words of Strong Bad...


YOU CANT CONTROL ME!


*Pulls out the transformation ray again*

And this is my weapon, XD

*Finds **** and blasts him with it*

Lord Celebi
09-10-2004, 01:23 AM
*Spits out soap bar in Suti's eyes*
*Stabs Suti*
*Turns Suti Inside out, then his blood flies everywhere, all over the lookiers*

Ace
09-10-2004, 01:51 AM
Oh you better watch out DEAD Pikachu! In fact, I won't even have to deal with you, I'm sure you know my friends.

*Hundreds of Smith-clones spawn and surround DP and begin beating him up*

*begins driving in a cool convertable*

I've killed a helluva lot of people to get to this point, and now I am going to:

KILL
SUTIIVUN
Volume 1 :tongue:

*Takes out katana and begins slashing Sutiivun in a speed very fast. At first, it looks like Sutiivun survived, but then his body parts begin falling off.

And time for my trademark!

*uses masking tape and tapes Donald Trump Talking Bobbleheads all over Sutiivun's ears.*

:twisted:

Sutiivun
09-10-2004, 02:52 AM
Everyone's ganging up on me... Well, I'LL SHOW THEM!

*Shoves a nuke down Rust's throat*

Now, I dare you to make a move Rust. I DARE YA!

*Takes Katana* I've gotta teach you a lesson. >:E

*Bites Duke's head off, shoves a million acid bars down his throat that eat at his insides, and puts his head back on*

MWAR! >:E

*Throws Duke into Rust, and both of them blow up*

Beat that, you crazy hulligans. :cool:

Dr Scott
09-10-2004, 02:58 AM
*Whipes soap from eyes* OWE! THAT HURTS!

*Ben Stein comes out from behind tree* Clear eyes, get the red ou... *Beheads Ben and steals clear eyes* Sweet! *Uses clear eyes* Much, much better!

*Ged from Pet Semetary (Spelt wrong on purpose) approaches* You don't wanna go down that path...

Scott: What path?

Ged: The one that leads to the pet semetary.

Scott: Ok.

Arthur: This guys crazy.

Ged: Don't tell your wife what we did last night...

*Pulls out sawed off redneck shotgun and blows Duke into large vat of mutation chemicals, and watches as he mutates into a turtle*

Mwhahahaha! *Sicks evil man eating zombies on Rust, Vun (Easier to type), and Dark* MWHAHAHAHA! Ressiiddeennnt Eviiill Apocolypse is morrow ^_^...

With Sinister Love,
Scott

Ace
09-10-2004, 03:19 AM
*as a turtle, burrows into a secret lab and gets back to his human form. Still hurt from Sutii's blows went into a long coma*

*wakes up from a very long coma but is fully energized*

I still have some unfinished buisness...

*hops back on the kick-*** convertable*

I've killed a helluva a lot of people and went through a long coma to get this point, and I am STILL going to:

KILL
SUTIIVUN...AND BHK
Volume 2 :tongue:

*hops out of convertable, this time with two uzis and a katana attached to his belt, sees Sutiivun*

Say hello to my little friends! *begins shooting at Sutiivun. Vesti la Guibba plays (mafia-style song where a group of people shoot at a guy so many times)*

*1000 bullet rounds/holes later, I take off my katana and slice of Sutiivun's head.*

Having fun yet?

*brings in a coffin*

Time to put this to rest!

*drags Sutiivun into his coffin*

Oh yeah, in case you are alive:

*gets can of mace and sprays it on his eyes*

You can't see me! *does a cheap John Cena impersination*

Time for me to finish this!

*Puts two large Donald Trump talking bobbleheads next to Sutiivun's ears and puts a talking donald trump flashlight on his hand. Ties Sutiivun's arms and legs.*

Rest in pieces! *uber bad undertaker impersination*

*throws coffin into a large ditch*

I'm not done with you yet!

*trashes up Sutiivun's grave and does some very bad things that are innappropriate :tongue: *

It's not over yet, Sutiivun! I'll be bahk! *stupid terminator impersination*

*on motorcycle this time, runs over BHK and Arthur. Ties BHK and Arthur's KOed bodies into the motorcycle.*

:twisted:

*drives all the way to where Sutiivun is burried and dumps the KOed bodies into the same coffin*

Play time is over!

*Puts a Donald Trump Talking Nuke that says You're Fired 1000 times before blowing up*

*Drives away*

Sidenote:
The following movies/shows have just been spoofed on:

Scarface
Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2
The Apprentice
Terminator 1&2&3
WWE
- insert any kind of Mafia movie here -

:twisted:

Lord Celebi
09-10-2004, 03:46 AM
*Nuke Deflects off of me and explodes on Suti*

Half a Dollar
09-10-2004, 05:01 AM
*Blows up Rust*

Yo mama. >:P

Jack of Clovers
09-10-2004, 05:05 AM
Nick and rust- post like that in this thread are spam. don't do it again.

and, as for punishment, enjoy this lifetime supply of sugar-free candies.

*dump truck backs up and drops pile after pile of misc. sugar-free candy on Nick and rust*

you better eat it too. those kids in Africa are starving and they don't want you to waste all that candy by not eating every piece.

~Jack~

Half a Dollar
09-10-2004, 05:07 AM
Sorry, this thread is just too Lookieish. =X Anyway...

*takes the Sugar Free candy out of mouth and ships to Africa*

All kids will be happy...as for you Jack...

*stuffs Game Cartidges in Lep's mouth*

:cool:

Matthew
09-10-2004, 05:28 AM
Hmmm... I am missing out on the fun... If I have been killed while I was away... I jump in the revival pool.

Anyhoo...

*Sticks electrical plug into Jacks ears an the games play in his eyes*

Go... Kingdra, Hydro Pump!

*JAck is splashed with tremendous amounts of water and is electrocuted to death*

Tamer San
09-10-2004, 11:11 AM
-Looks at Jack pumped with hydro- ._.

>=D

Go Arcanine, Fire Blast Jack...

-Jack is now blacked- ^^

Sutiivun
09-10-2004, 01:59 PM
Rust: I stuck it in your mouth, how can it be deflected?! XD

*Jumps on Jack*

YEAH! TEACH THEM A LESSON!

*Shoves acid soap down Lep's throat*

It looks like you have bad hygeine Lep. Well I'll fix it! ^^

*Rubs acid soap everywhere* :cool:

Tamer San
09-10-2004, 02:08 PM
-Looks at Jack to see that only his eyes and tongue ar left-

Hmmmm...I wonder what will happen if I washed Sutii with that soap? :alien::sign!:

-Throws it at Sutii-

Sutiivun
09-10-2004, 02:17 PM
Muahahahaha! Fool, since it is my weapon, it does not effect me. I've purpously trained myself each day to get hit by that stuff until it doesn't hurt me that much!

*Bar of soap deflects off of him and falls to ground*

Now to me it's just a bar of soap....

*Rips out Tamer's eyes and stuffs acid soap bars down where his eyes were* O_o

Can you feel it? :twisted:

Tamer San
09-10-2004, 07:05 PM
Help...I...errr...can't...


I...can't...

WHO THE HELL TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF?!!

Where is everybody...

:signhelp:

Ace
09-10-2004, 08:30 PM
*while everyone kills each other, begins to train*

*Gonna Fly Now (Rocky music :tongue: ) plays and Duke begins climbing the large steps of a government building in Philidephia.* (Rocky spoof :tongue: )

Yes, I am the Ultimate!

*runs into the government building and goes inside his secret bookcase base.* (Dexter's Lab, maybe a 007 spoof :tongue: )

Now, who should die today? :tongue:

Looks like Sutii recovered from the Nuke, I will spare him for today.

BHK has been long gone after the attack...

CM has been long gone after we banished her from this world. (In the original Lookie)

Tamer is trapped...hmmm...he wants the light back, I guess we'll give him his light! *presses button*

*Lightning bolt strikes Tamer San*

Jack should have saved that candy for the needy. He will PAY! *presses another button*

*a helicopter approaches Jack and they begin speaking from the intercom*

Don't be greedy, feed the needy!

*rocket pods are launched on Jack, as soon as he goes flying, the vulcan cannons are fired and rips Jack's body into pieces*

Matthew wasted too much water...*presses button*

*helicopter approaches Matthew*

Play with water, you get drowned!

*large water cannons are fired at Matthew...*

and you play with electricity, you get electrocuted!

*electric bolt is launch from the helicopter, electrocuting Matthew*

Ah, seems like rust dodged my Nuke, don't worry...

*someone goes to rust's house*

Happy birthday!

*guy tosses gift at rust and begins running away - KABOOM!*

Nick uses an incredibly large unessesary amount of Game Cartidges.

*helicopter approached near Nick*

Pilot: You waste cartidges, we will too!

*helicopter fires gattling cannon, using up all of the copter's cartidges.*

Just another day of destruction... :tongue:

Dr Scott
09-10-2004, 10:45 PM
*Talks in lisp*

Duke, you know that kid you were going to have? Well, I have it! Oh, but it's not mine... X_X... It's...

Crowd: SCOTTY! SCOTTY!

The Scotty Springer show!!!! ^_^

Now, we have three people. Who is the father of Dukes baby? Is it Suti? Or leppy? Or Rust? Or maybe even Matthew... well, they have taken the test and it's.... ... ... ... ... ... Errr ... ... ... ... *Reads Card* This says it's Fairs? -_-... So THATS why the child looks like Bob Dole...

NOW YOU MUST GO BACK TO THE PAST AND BE TESTED BY PIE MY!

OOC: XD, that guy rocks! (Pai Mai) And from the first movie GoGo is HOT!!!!

Your friendly neighborhood,
SuperScott

Matthew
09-10-2004, 11:29 PM
*Talks in lisp*

Duke, you know that kid you were going to have? Well, I have it! Oh, but it's not mine... X_X... It's...

Crowd: SCOTTY! SCOTTY!

The Scotty Springer show!!!! ^_^

Now, we have three people. Who is the father of Dukes baby? Is it Suti? Or leppy? Or Rust? Or maybe even Matthew... well, they have taken the test and it's.... ... ... ... ... ... Errr ... ... ... ... *Reads Card* This says it's Fairs? -_-... So THATS why the child looks like Bob Dole...

NOW YOU MUST GO BACK TO THE PAST AND BE TESTED BY PIE MY!

OOC: XD, that guy rocks! (Pai Mai) And from the first movie GoGo is HOT!!!!

Your friendly neighborhood,
SuperScott

O.o Wow... lol.

Who is that

*A shadow figure flashes because of its speed and it stops in front of SS, stealing his sword*

???: Word to your mothers!

*SS's head falls off of his sholders and slides to the ground*

O.O Oh nooooooooooo!!! The evil reincarnation of Bob Dole!

Bob Dole: Bob Dole says vote for me and eat your daily doses of cheese. And be sure to be nice to pink bunnies or else they will rip out your eyes and replace them with a mixture of pretty daisies and chipmunk doodie. The also like to beat old grannies with Liza Minelli in a Fat Joe Suit, while eating ribs with a pair of baboons.

There... try that for randomness :twisted:

Here let me do it for you... XD

*dies*

XD

Lord Celebi
09-11-2004, 12:50 AM
*Shoots everyone*
I'm bored.
*Drops Nuke on everyone*
*Infects everyone's comp with a virus*

Ace
09-11-2004, 01:37 AM
*before rust's nuke*

*appears in Scott's show*

*clears throat and prepares to talk on a podium*

Read my lips: I did not have sexual relations with Fair! (whoever knows who I'm spoofing here gets spared in my next post :tongue: )


Wait, I can say that on TV....riiiight?

If I can't...

*begins shooting everyone, but the nuke falls and everyone either dies or gets badly injured.*

Caite-chan
09-11-2004, 02:41 AM
-Walks through the fight and gets nuked.-

YAY!

-Falls over and freaks out.-

Ace
09-11-2004, 03:50 AM
*walks around the destruction...comes across Tony's freaked out body*

Man: So, d'ya think she's dead?

Duke: Well, it looks like she died from shock, lucky she didn't have to feel the effects of the nuke...

Man: Should I burry her?

Duke: Well she IS dead!

*Man burries Tony alive without knowing that Tony was just freaked out.* :tongue:

Jack of Clovers
09-11-2004, 04:29 AM
i know, i know. everyone think who to attack that is not posting here in this thread. hmm, who would be fun to stab and won't even reply.... *think's about it*

oh, my body hurts being ripped apart. *body pieces bounce toward each other and screw back on* it's just so hard to destroy a comic leprachaun.

*busts out 20ft wooden mallet and smashes down Duke's helicopter which lands on Duke*

oops :oops: blame the terrorists.

Terrorist: huh? i didn't do whatever i did.

~Jack~

Ace
09-11-2004, 04:37 AM
*before the helicopter crash*

Duke: Wherah's my decoy?!

Man 1: Hold on, I'm almost done with Tony's ditch!

Man 2: Here I come!

Duke: Good luck, man!

*helicopter crashes on man 2*

Duke: May he rest in peace, he died for a...meh, he's not so important...

Duke: Are my snipers in position?

Man 1: Yes, duke!

Duke: Good, now order them to fire on that terrorist, and make sure Vesti La Guibba is playing!

Man 1: Alright!

*snipers shoot terrorist and Vesti La Guibba is playing and so he dies in slo-mo*

Time for lep's long awaited death. He did not know who I spoofed on my last post so he dies!

*gets a machine gun and a large bazooka*

*fires machine gun at lep rapidly and rips him into pieces.*

*fires bazooka and blows lep's piecies into more piecies which scatter around the mountains, oceans, and countrysides. :tongue: *

Dr Scott
09-11-2004, 05:53 AM
I know! *Takes sword and yanks Curtis' throat out, feeding it to Evil Fishes of Doom* Take THAT!

*Unleashes the T Virus*

OOC: AWESOME MOVIE! Though there's some female chests, you kiddies can't watch it!!!!

*Turns everyone into zombies* Ewww... *Runs away really fast*

And to deal with you, Lep, I have a friend. *The evil Leprachaun from Leprachaun appears*

Evil Lep: A friend with weed is a friend indeed!!!!

Arthur: What's that?

Arthur: He's cool.

Arthur: Mommy...

*Takes The Smiting Sword and smites yon room!*

You're friend,
Scott

Caite-chan
09-11-2004, 12:43 PM
-Jumps up and hands Duke a cookie.-

Have a cookie!

-Turns around and falls into the ditch.-

You idiot!!

Matthew
09-11-2004, 05:19 PM
-Jumps up and hands Duke a cookie.-

Have a cookie!

-Turns around and falls into the ditch.-

You idiot!!

*fills Tony's ditch with toxic acid and watches as Tony's flesh dissolve off her bones.*

OOC: I am going to see that movie in a couple hours SS :P

IC: *Escapes Racoon city and throughs SS in it and watches as he is devoured by topless zombies*

I knew that is how he wanted to go out :cool:

Caite-chan
09-11-2004, 05:21 PM
-Turns into the living dead.- *Evil Kane laugh*

Ace
09-11-2004, 05:26 PM
*jumps onto helicopter*

Duke: Get us out of here!

Pilot: Can do.

*helicopter rides away while everyone gets devoured by Zombies.

*Back at the Philidephia base*

Man 1: Duke, there is only one thing to do.

Duke: And that is...?

Man: 1: Duke, nuke em!

Duke: Duke nukem? He's a fictional character from the video games!

Man 1: No Duke, I mean literally Nuke them!

Duke: Meh, they might not even die, but at least everyone else doesn't have to suffer getting gnawed to death or something, ok, launch a nuke.

*sirens go off*

*a missile is launched from the base*

*lands on the location with the highest concentration of zombies*

Caite-chan
09-11-2004, 05:30 PM
Lol...Duke scares me.

-Goes after Matthew.-

Ace
09-11-2004, 05:39 PM
*nuke explodes and has little effect*

Duke: What now?

Man 1: Well...there is our secret weapon...

Duke: The hydrogen bomb? We never even tested it yet!

Man 1: That is our only choice. The hydrogen bomb has enough power to destroy even ten armored, fortified structures at the same time. And not only that -

Duke: Go on...

Man 1: We can use machines to finish them off.

Duke: You mean -

Man 1: The testing of the T-1000s were completed today.

Duke: Alright, hydrogen bomb them first, and use the T-1000s to finish them off.

Man 1: Yes, sir.

*hydrogen bomb is dropped on city*

*most of the zombies catch fire or melt to ashes*

*T-1000s dropped from helicopters*

*T-1000s and zombie survivors wage war*

*The metal of the T-1000 prevents any kind of bite to penetrate it*

*T-1000 burn zombies with their flamethrower gun modification*

*Tony barely made it out of the hydrogen bombing, but got shot to pieces by the T-1000's gattling gun. Then the pieces were melted by the flamethrower, and the ashes were blown to different locations of the world by the wind. The same thing happened to most of the other zombies :tongue: *

Matthew
09-11-2004, 05:40 PM
*old fifties nuke warning video plays*

Duck and cover... Duck and cover! What do you do Timmy when an Atom-ic bomb goes off?

Timmy: Duck and Cover!

*Matt ducks and covers*

Ha... I survived that nuke! :silly:

As for Tony...

*dislocates her spinal cord from skull*

:cool:

Ace
09-11-2004, 05:45 PM
*One of the T-1000s finds Matthew and burns him with the flamethrower*

Duke: Heh, he may know to duck and cover, but he didn't stop, drop, and roll, intstead he stopped, dropped, and DIED. :crackup:

JohtoTrainer
09-11-2004, 05:48 PM
BHK! You ave not been doing your job! :silenced:

*cuts off Duke and Matthew's heads*

Tsk Tsk Tsk looks like I have to pick up your slack :twisted:

Ace
09-11-2004, 05:57 PM
*JT mistakes man 1 as Duke*

Duke: Ooooh, you GONNA DIE MAN!!!

*5 T-1000s surround JT and shoot him to death*

Duke: Want to behead me, you'll end up the one beheaded!

*A special T-1000 with a very large axe chops off JT's head*

Duke: Now the rest of his limbs!

*The T-1000 dismember JT's body parts.*

Duke: Now shoot 'em!

*T-1000s open fire on JT's body parts*

Duke: Burn him! Make him melt!!!

*T-1000s unleash their flamethrower and melt JT's body into pieces*

Duke: Now get the toxic urn!

*A T-1000 comes in with in urn, opens it, and the toxic waste can be seen*

*T-1000s take JT's ashes and put it into the toxic waste*

Duke: Now drop it into a volcano!

*Urn of JT's toxic ashes is dumped into a volcano*

Duke: Rest in PIECES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :crackup:

Jack of Clovers
09-11-2004, 06:41 PM
that's it.

*summons the power of magic to his aide and uses it for banishing power*

all nukes, h-bombs and mega bombs are now gone. no one may use them now. they are uncreative and boring. think of something else. and you can't break the spell because i've put a counterspell on it that forces you to listen to "It's a Small World" forever. :crackup:

*sees t-1000 robot whatevers*

lucky me, i have this handy-dandy electronic distrupter. all i have to do is press this big button, and...

*all robots stop moving and killing and are shut off*

woohoo. now i have enough scrap metal to build a rocket to Pluto.

~Jack~

Ace
09-11-2004, 07:02 PM
No nukes? No nukes? NO NUKES?!!!

*five minutes later*

No T-1000s? NO T-1000s!!!

DUKE ANGRY! :twisted:

*wears a chem suit*

*pulls out toxic-thrower and fires upon Lep*

*plays "I Feel Good" on a nearby radio to taunt on lep's pain from the toxic*

*revives JT and makes him behead Lep...kills JT again the same way as last time*

*revives lep's dismembered, toxic body*

I will make this the most painful death in lookie ever!

*burns lep alive with a flamethrower*

*revives lep again*

*takes out chainsaw, wears a hocky mask*

*Jason impersination*

*tears tree apart, and it falls onto lep*

*revives lep*

Heheheh, having fun yet?

*pulls out bazooka, blows lep into pieces*

*revives lep again*

*uses freeze ray, freezes lep and pulls out a flamethrower and melts lep and freezes him again, then finally uses an electric gun and electricutes lep*

*revives lep*

You wanted a trip to pluto right?

*shoots lep once to weaken him. Forces him to wear a very heavy space suit and a tank with very little oxygen. Ties lep into a space rocket and launches it toward Pluto.*

If the ride doesn't kill you, the atmosphere of Pluto will. :twisted:

Tamer San
09-11-2004, 07:28 PM
I admit that you are crazy Duke -Calls 000-000-00000-00-

Well, we have a loonatic insane in here...come and catch him...

-Duke is sent to wacko packo hospitale for treatment-

Jack of Clovers
09-11-2004, 08:17 PM
Yeehaw!!!

*rides rocket like a horse. it crashes on Pluto.*
awesome, it's so cold out here. feels nice. winterwonderland everyday. and Duke thought i would die from the atmosphere. a comic character doesn't have to breath air :wink:
*looks around*
though, there isn't anything to do here. :neutral: boring.
*places small bomb into rocket engine. EXPLODE! the rocket and Jack are sent back to earth. crashes.*
ouch, that landing hurt. oh, darn, i forget to get a postcard.
*colors Duke's hair hot red and places him near a raging bull* :eek:
this is going to hurt, i can tell.
:goofy:

~Jack~

Dr Scott
09-11-2004, 08:33 PM
OOC: I getta watch Resident Evil again!!! WAHOO!!!

*Barely makes it out of all the nukes, trying to pick the pieces that the topless zombies bit out* Darn you Matthew...

*Turns around* Pi...Pic...pick up my slack? No, but you can help me by picking up my stomach over there *Points* Oh, and hey look, it's BUSH! *Points in other direction, no one looks* Uhhh... it's... KERRY! *Still no one cares* ... IT'S JERRY SPRINGER! *Everyone looks* Wahoo! *Picks up random piece of metal, makes a new sword in 3 seconds, and beheads JT with such might that his head is blown off and hits San, which blows his head off, which hits Duke, which knocks his head off, which hits Lep and knocks his head off and so on.* Oops, did I do's that? Oh, right, I did...

*Mickey Mouse then comes in with a keyblade and manages to cut up JT's remains, feeding them to Pluto.* Not doing my job... yeesh...

He'll do anything for love, but he won't do that. He's,
Scott the god of Beheading.

JohtoTrainer
09-11-2004, 09:30 PM
Man, you guys are violent lol

*does James Bond roll*

Look I'm James Bond!

*shoots chandelier over peoples head like they do in the movies to make it fall*

*kills Scott and all the headless people*

weeeee fun

Ace
09-12-2004, 02:56 AM
*head grows back, shoots bull to death, dodges falling chandilier.*

Time for another episde of "Duke's Revenge"!

I have the ultimate enemy to take care of JT! *sends Dr. No to fight JT's James Bond*

Now it's time to take care of this so called, beheader king!

*gets out bazooka and aims for Scott's head.*

Great scott! It's scott!

*launches bazooka and blows off Scott's head to pluto*

Oh wait, lep isn't there anymore. I hope Scott isn't lonley up there, heheheheh.

*Looks at a mirror and finds out hair is red*

*the raging bull comes back*

*Rocky music starts playing*

*Runs from bull up the long stairs of a Philidephia museum.*

*Dodges bull and confuses it with all of the museum paintings.*

*Bull tries to hit everything and the government reacts. The bull is shot to death at the cost of Sgt. Barrone's "upper thigh".*

Time to die lep...AGAIN!

*Rocky Balboa begins beating up lep.*

*Rocky Balboa leaves after KOing lep, and then I come in.*

*Ties lep's KOed body into a large piece of wood. Hauls wood to the Philidephia museum underground bookcase base*

*Reveals the last rocket in my arsenal*

Oh don't worry lep. Your spell may have taken away it's explosives, but that just means this nuke is empty. Since this nuke is empty, you know what is next!

*stuffs Lep into the rocket*

*launches rocket into pluto*

Bon voyage! And remember, there is no more able explosives because of the past wish from you so don't expect to be back for...well...forever :P

From Russia with Love,

Duke :tongue:

Mechaflame
09-12-2004, 04:10 AM
I'm going to perform some of my Perfect Dark tricks on you!
*does a side straff, confusing the opposition, and pistol whips you*

Ace
09-12-2004, 04:17 AM
Oh ho ho ho ho!

No one pistol whips me! :evil:

Now it's time to do one of my Terminator tricks!

*gets pistol whipped but since he's a Terminator, he doesn't feel the blows*

*pulls off a chaingun*

*fires thousands of rounds at mechaflame*

Time to do one of my Rocky tricks! *punches out mechaflame*

Now time for one of my Madden tricks! *tackles down mechaflame*

Now time for my Hulk tricks! *does a hulk smash and squishes mechaflame*

Game...ova... :crackup:

Mechaflame
09-12-2004, 04:24 AM
Game over. Indeed. Game over for you.

Duke, take this!

*whips out a remote controller*

Hehehe, this will hurt you more than it hurts me!

*teleports to the other side of the Earth*

*triggers the drop of a nuclear bomb*

*blows up Duke along with the land spread miles around*

Game over...

Ace
09-12-2004, 04:36 AM
Psst... *points at lep*

that's it.

*summons the power of magic to his aide and uses it for banishing power*

all nukes, h-bombs and mega bombs are now gone. no one may use them now. they are uncreative and boring. think of something else. and you can't break the spell because i've put a counterspell on it that forces you to listen to "It's a Small World" forever. :naughty:

*Mechaflame is forced to listen to "It's a Small World" forever* :tongue:

Hey, lep was actually useful for once! :dance:

*Revives lep.*

*Removes any memory of me torturing lep*

Hi Lep! Mechaflame tried to use a nuke! Get him!

Mechaflame
09-12-2004, 04:44 AM
Holy Jesus in a can!

*Jesus is angered at Mechaflame for saying his name in vein*

*Satan is happy for Mechaflame and decides to help him*

*Satan creates a big hole in the Earth that leads to the depths of hell*

*Lep and Duke fall in and are treated like slaves*

Muahahaha! :twisted:

Matthew
09-12-2004, 05:40 AM
*Pulls Lep and Duke from the depths of hell*

Hi Mecha :biggrin:

*Pushes MF into the hole*

Opps... That is gotta hurt... XD

*MF lands on a Stalaglite and is dead*

Muahahah!

Ace
09-12-2004, 05:50 AM
*Gets picked up*

Thanks, bretheren :tongue:

*Angry at MF and Satan, God himself appears and forces them back into the hole while closing it to others*

--------------------------------

*Lep comes along and bans using any religous entities from causing massive havoc around the Lookie thread. For starting it, MF is forced on a life sentence of death* :tongue:

*shoots MF*

I'll make sure I save some for you, Matt :tongue:

*Lep makes MF listen to "It's a Small World" and "You're fired" while he dies forever. :tongue: *

*Wakes up*

Ouch - if that was real it would be very painful for MF. :tongue:

Half a Dollar
09-12-2004, 06:33 AM
*Comes by*


"Move -----! Get out the way Get out that way get out the way!

OH NO! The fights out!

I'ma Punch yo lights out!"


*Punches Duke, and summons cartridges in his mouth*

Mechaflame
09-12-2004, 02:14 PM
What do we have here? Another defenseless being?

*summons a dragon from Japan*

*the dragon flies above Nick and spits fire balls*

*the fire balls meet contact and explode, thus, leaving Nick in smithereens*

The good deed is done. *brushes off shoulders*

Tamer San
09-12-2004, 02:36 PM
-Glares at mecha-

Wait a sec...I haven't seen you around this area! Are you an URPGer? -Takes out pistols-

JohtoTrainer
09-12-2004, 02:42 PM
*mouth drops open*

A Non-URPGer in the Non-Lookie thread!?

*cuts off Mecha's arm*

Is this true Mecha?!

Tamer San
09-12-2004, 02:55 PM
Yes it is true my friend JT!

-Cuts the second arm of Mecha-

JohtoTrainer
09-12-2004, 02:59 PM
=-O How could you do this Mecha!

*cuts off Mecha's leg*

Mechaflame
09-12-2004, 03:40 PM
*is still able to talk somehow due to the ridiculously huge amount of blood loss*

What the- hey, give those back!

*snatches limbs and pastes them back on*

Oops. *has legs as arms and arms as legs*

Dammit! :dazed:

*headbutts both of you*

Tamer San
09-12-2004, 03:45 PM
-Looking at Mecha running at us using his arms instead of legs and laughs-

:crackup:

-Steps aside and puts a leg forward at Mecha making him fall on his face then takes his arms and leg and hides them-

:smoker:

Mechaflame
09-12-2004, 04:02 PM
*whips out laptop and goes on the internet*

*goes to eBay and orders a Limb Detector*

*waits for plane to arrive and deliver it*

*plane flies over and drops a box on Mechaflame's head*

Ouch! *opens the box and uses the Limb Detector*

*find the limbs and pastes them back on*

Oh, yeah! I'm cool. I ordered off of eBay! :cool:

JohtoTrainer
09-12-2004, 04:16 PM
Hey, Tamer, perhaps we cut off the wrong things.

I'll fix that.

*Cuts off Mecha's head off* Now u die :twisted:

Ace
09-12-2004, 04:23 PM
Oooh I've got a good idea!

*summons a parasite in MF*

*Parasite eats stomache, small intestine, and spleen*

Ouch, that has to hurt. Now it's time for other unfinished buisness.

*spits out cartridges, quickly heals from punch*

You call that a punch? That seems more like a pinch!

*whacks Nick with an electric guitar, plugs the wires on him and pours water on the wires. Nick is electricuted*

I've just rocked the life out of you!

Mechaflame
09-12-2004, 04:39 PM
*sets off a bomb in Earth's core8

*Earth explodes and everybody dies*

Except for me! *flies away in a rocket*

Ace
09-12-2004, 04:43 PM
*lep comes in and bans mega-core-bombs*

*Earth's state has been restored*

*MF is forced to listen "It's a Small World", "You're Fired", and watch "The Core" forever because of Lep's counterspells*

Heheheheh.

*Summons parasite to continue eating MF's insides while he suffers*

Enjoy the hospital!

Matthew
09-12-2004, 05:12 PM
It was real Duke... :susp: You were rendered unconcious because I smakced you in the head with MF's deaad body... XD

*Hits Duke in the head again*

*Picks up lep and throws him into Piranah infested waters*

Ace
09-12-2004, 05:23 PM
Matthew betrayed me, now he will die!

*builds a time machine*

*goes back in time to where MF created a large hole and Matthew pulled me out*


Thanks, bretheren!

*pushes Matthew into the hole*

Ooops

*Goes back to present and finds out Matthew died*

JohtoTrainer
09-12-2004, 05:33 PM
*cuts off Matthew's left big toe*

Wow, why do I keep cutting off strage things :dazed: lol.

*flys away on cloud while shooting everybody with arrows*

Tamer: Hey look....It's Cup... *Tamer is shot in the left ear with a arrow*

Ace
09-12-2004, 05:37 PM
*Cuts off JT's right big toe*

*Gives Matthew JT's right big toe and gives JT Matthew's big toe*

Enjoy the toe clinic! :tongue:

JohtoTrainer
09-12-2004, 05:40 PM
Hey! It's backwards! *shoots Duke's right big toe, takes it and puts it on*

Wow, FUN!

*shoots Duke in the calf with an arrow*

Ace
09-12-2004, 05:44 PM
*goes to toe clinic, gets toe restored*

*goes to calf clinic, gets calf restored*

You're a dead man, JT! *shoots all of JT's toes off, shoots off JT's legs, shoots off all of JT's arms, shoots off JT's calf*

*pulls out bazooka and blows off the rest of JT's body parts*

Mechaflame
09-12-2004, 08:13 PM
*comes up from behind of Duke*

*pantses Duke*

Ahahahahahahaha! :crackup:

*points and laughs*

Polkadot underwear!? Hahahaha!

Ace
09-12-2004, 08:57 PM
Why you little -

*pulls pants back up, wipes out anyones memory of the event*

You gonna die, man!

*snaps fingers, Mechaflame's clothes fall off*

Lep: Mechaflame! There are children here! *Lep bans Mecha from the URPG*

JohtoTrainer
09-12-2004, 09:16 PM
*cuts off Mecha's nipple* XD

uuuuuh, whoops! *runs*

Mechaflame
09-12-2004, 09:30 PM
*picks nose and flings the boogers at everybody like a machine gun*

Hahahahaha! :goofy:

Ace
09-12-2004, 09:39 PM
*hides behind a barrier and is sheilded from the boogers*

*lep comes along and bans JT for innappropriate content*

*pulls out a machine gun*

Here's a REAL machine gun, MF! *shoots MF a billion times*

Agent Orange
09-12-2004, 10:00 PM
*Rises from a hole in the floor*

Well guys, I'm sorry to do this, but I need target practice.

*Pulls out Transformation Gun again*

*Ducking Boogers, turns Mechaflame into a kitten with it*

perfectpichu
09-12-2004, 10:44 PM
*comes up from behind of Duke*

*pantses Duke*

Ahahahahahahaha! :crackup:

*points and laughs*

Polkadot underwear!? Hahahaha!

I guess we now know the answer to the question "Boxers or Briefs". XD

And DP, I assume the transformation gun is your trademark weapon?? lol

Oh, and I hope you know that.... *pulls out another, better transformation gun* it's one of my favorites too!!! *fires at DP and turns him into a squirrel hybrid* That's a good look for you DP! You should use it more often! And so you can't change yourself back.... *walks over and takes his gun* Muahahahaha!! Double firepower!! I hope you all like acorns! :twisted:

Ace
09-12-2004, 10:47 PM
I've got a better gun than BOTH of you

*pulls out a bazooka*

Why transform em when you can KILL them! DIE! DROP DEAD AND DIE!!!!!

*shoots bazooka around like a maniac. Kills everyone*

DIE, DIE, DIE!!!

*though everyone is dead, uses bazooka to blow up place some more*

Ahahahahaha! DIE!!!

Agent Orange
09-12-2004, 10:49 PM
*Everyone flickers back into place, cause this is lookie*

*Twitches*

AHHHH!

EVERYONE RUN! SHES GONE TRANSFORMATION CRAZY!


*Starts choking her*

perfectpichu
09-12-2004, 10:53 PM
I don't think that'll work... *hold him back with one hand* Because you're about two feet too short to even reach my neck!

*uses other hand to shoot Duke and turn him into a hamster*

Agent Orange
09-12-2004, 11:06 PM
GAH!


*swings fists at her*

TURN ME BACK DAMN YOU!

AND GIVE ME BACK MY GUN!

Mechaflame
09-12-2004, 11:31 PM
*sneezes in Dark Pikachu's face and blinds him permanently*

Excuse me! :silly:

Agent Orange
09-12-2004, 11:48 PM
*Punches him in the mouth*

No messing with the eyes!

Mechaflame
09-13-2004, 12:00 AM
Oh, okay.

*walk away, but trips*

*kicks up dust in Dark Pikachu's eyes*

Oops, sorry. :silly:

Agent Orange
09-13-2004, 12:08 AM
GAH!

Thats it!

ACORN OF DEATH ATTACK!

*Takes an acorn, jumps into the air and burys it into Mecha head*

Mechaflame
09-13-2004, 12:15 AM
*has a hole in his head*

What the hell! Hey, that's not cool, man!

My turn! Go, Laser From the Heavens Attack!

*a huge ray of light lightens Dark Pikachu*

Take that! :cool:

Agent Orange
09-13-2004, 12:21 AM
Uhh...check back a page, XD

*LP pops out*

DP: YOU?! BUt i havent seen you since the Proboards days!

LP: I know...and man, you have let yourself go! What the hell happened to you?!

DP: Oh shut your face! *Picks up LP and throws him at Mechaflame*

Ace
09-13-2004, 12:24 AM
Why kill each other...when you can both die!!! *uses bazooka and blows them both up*

*shoots bazooka like crazy*

AHAHAHAHA! DIE-DIE-DIE!!! :twisted:

Agent Orange
09-13-2004, 12:26 AM
*Flickers back*

Well, this is interesting...


*Steps on Duke the Hampster and crushes him*

That was sadly easy...

Mechaflame
09-13-2004, 12:28 AM
*triggers a satellite in outer space to fire a laser directly at Duke*

Have a good time in hell. And tell devil ol pal that I'll see him around! :twisted:

*waves*

Ace
09-13-2004, 12:29 AM
OH YOU GONNA DIE MAN!

*turns back into the human form*

*grows into the demonic form*

*stomps the **** off of DP*

*punches the feeling off of DP*

*chokes the air out of DP*

*burns the flesh out of DP*

*eats the meat off of DP*

*breaks the bones off of DP*

*burns whats left of DP*

*Takes DP's ashes and dumps it on a toxic waste dump*

*Uses an exorcist and banishes DP's spirit from Earth*

:twisted:

I'm too evil!!!

*repeats the same process with MF*

Mechaflame
09-13-2004, 12:38 AM
Whoa, I just got some bad images in my head just now. :dazed:

Ace
09-13-2004, 12:46 AM
I am victorious! Now it is time for my usual...

Bazooka Beserk!

*shoots bazooka everywhere, and also shoots and the toxic wasted ashes of DP and MF*

Mechaflame
09-13-2004, 12:55 AM
What's with you and bazookas? Anyway, my turn!

*activates an Anti-Duke machine*

*the Anite-Duke machine keeps beating up Duke in anyway possible until he is defeated*

*sits on a chair and drinks an ice-cold Brisk*

Ace
09-13-2004, 12:59 AM
*pulls out the trusty....
















LAPTOP!

*uses laptop and hacks the anti-duke machine.*

Now you're a dead man, MF!

*anti-duke machine becomes and anti-MF machine and pulls off a bazooka*

*anti-MF machine fires bazooka at MF's head.*

*MF's head is blasted into a toxic waste dump*

*picks up MF's dropped brisk*

*drinks it*

Dr Scott
09-13-2004, 01:59 AM
*Twitches* Ow... *Grabs head and get's a ride on a spaceship to back home.*

Well, hey, that's no fair! *Takes out machine gun and puts bullet holes in everyone* Mwhahaha! Wait, that's not gunna work... Hmmm...

*Dresses up as tellutubie* TINKY WINKY ATTACK! *Does strange little dance*

Arthur: What the heck?

Arthur: WAAAHHHH.

Evil Leprichaun: Heh Heh Heh...

Frodo: Does anywhere know where a big fire place is where I can put this ring?

Me:... Oh go to hell!

Frodo: Big fire... hell... EXACTLY! *Frodo kills Sam* There Sam, you do it!

Me: ... ... *Kills Frodo*

You don't wanna go down that path... that path leads to,
Scott

Ace
09-13-2004, 02:45 AM
*secretly dodges bullets*

Oh, you gonna DIE man!

*fires bazooka right a Scott. After the explosion begins shooting Scott. Afterwards, uses a flamethrower to finish Scott off.*

And if that missed *tosses grenades on all directions*

DIE DIE DIE! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Half a Dollar
09-13-2004, 03:48 AM
I come back to destroy you all.


*Summons Thunder*

*Shoots it at Duke*


HAHA.



I







PWN.





JOO


SUX.

Ace
09-13-2004, 04:00 AM
Stop acting 1337 man, now you want the ultimate, here I come!

*gets covered with rocks and the electric attack had no effect*

Time to die!

*summons the power of earth, water, wind, and fire to create an attack so almighty that nothing could withstand the blast.*

This is the ultimacy!

*pulls out a bazooka and uses the power of wind to guide it onto Nick's head*

Playtime is ova!

*pulls out a toxin and uses the power of earth to spread it to Nick*

Having fun yet?

*pulls out a flamethrower and uses the power of fire to increase it's effect*

I'm not done with you yet!

*pulls out a simple water gun but uses the power of water on Nick to make it's blast unbearable.*

Half a Dollar
09-13-2004, 04:02 AM
*NIck gets hit*

*Nick is revived*


*NIck is Angel of Chaos*



Hehehe



I PWN NOW FOO.



*Summons Rappers*


*Makes them Shoot Duke*

Ace
09-13-2004, 04:07 AM
*wears a bullet proof vest and bullet resistance chain mail. Is not affected by the bullets*

I'ma bop j00 in the face!

*turns into the giant demonic form of Duke, and punches the life out of Nick*

Time to suffer my FIST of FURY!

*hits Nick over and over again*

Time for me to finish this.

*pulls out TWO GIANT Bazookas and shoot at Nick*

Watch as I blow not only your brains, but your heart, spleen, and BONES! :crackup:

Half a Dollar
09-13-2004, 04:08 AM
*Nick the Angelic evades*


HAHAHAH.


*NIck the Angelic shoots Laser Beam*


I am the TRUE.



ANGEL OF CHAOS.

Ace
09-13-2004, 04:11 AM
*turns into Demonic form and eats the lazer energy*

YUM! Lazers only INCREASE my power!

*tosses grenades all over the place. Everything explodes*

You may be an Angel of Chaos, but I am The ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!

*stomps all over Nick*

Half a Dollar
09-13-2004, 04:13 AM
*Nick the Angelic evades*

You said LaZers.

I said..

LaSers.

:crackup:

Anywya, you can never hit me. =[

*Summons Hammers to kill Duke*

The bigger they are,the harder they fall. :razz: :silenced:

Matthew
09-13-2004, 06:33 AM
*Sneaks up onto Nick and cuts off his head*

:susp: Don't tell lies... it aint good for you... and try to not evade every attack... that is kinda godmoding and it aint fun... you can always revive yourself next post anyway... XD *continues to hack @ Nick's dead body.*

Mechaflame
09-13-2004, 10:19 AM
Hehehehe...

*bombs Matthew's post*

What now! :cool:

koolcurtis
09-13-2004, 07:38 PM
*walks in with a machine gun with infinite ammo*

"Who want's some of this!"

Everyone starts to attack me, but i unleash my feriosity and fire round after round at them killing everyone in a matter of seconds.

"Take that!" :cool:

Ace
09-13-2004, 11:34 PM
*dies and dissappears for a long time*

*as soon as Koolcurtis 'supposedly' kills everyone, creates a large fissure which makes Koolcurtis fall into the core of the earth, making him burn alive*

Oh y'all gonna DIE MAN!!!

*takes out a machinegun*

Say hello to my little friend!

*shoots the brains out of MF, and Nick*

*builds a large robot with many capabilities*

*uses the shrink ray to shrink MF; stomps on MF and squishes him*

*uses a freeze ray and shoots nick with it*

*then uses a flamethrower to burn nick*

Oh you REALLY gonna die man!

*it begins to rain*

Excellent!

*pulls out an Electric Gun and electricutes nick*

I'm not done with you yet!

Dissappear!

*snaps his fingers, and then Nick becomes the victim of "spontainius combustion" (he catches fire without warning*)

Jack of Clovers
09-13-2004, 11:58 PM
Mechaflame, ur not part of the URPG family, thus you can't participate in the Lookie thread. sorry. now prepare to leave.

*stuffs Mecha onto a large wooden catapult aimed at the ground and surrounds him with rotten fruits and vegetables.*
you shoulda eaten them like your mom told ya to. :tongue:
*lauches catapult which slams into the ground, and thrusts Mecha into the earth, through the molten magma at the center then to reappear on the other side as a melted blob of goo.*
oh, nice. catapult=fun.

Duke, ur crazy :eh: :eek:

~Jack~

Agent Orange
09-14-2004, 12:02 AM
*Steals PPs Transformation guns*

I have wanted to do this for a long time!

*Turns Lil Lep into a Kitten*


Kitty Witty!

Ace
09-14-2004, 12:04 AM
What you say, lep?!

YOU will DIE!

*uses the vacant captapult and smashes lep's head all over it*

I'ma pop your brains!

*takes out a COLT .45 and blows lep's brains*

I'ma melt your brains!

*throws lep's shot brains into a fire!*

I'ma DROWN your brains!

*throws lep's shot brain ashes into the ocean*

Now I'ma waste you away!

*throws lep into a toxic waste dump*

Techno Treecko
09-14-2004, 12:07 AM
Yeah well I have one to top them all.

*deletes old Lookie thread to knock down all people's post counts who always spam in these stupid threads to get a high post count* :tongue3:

Ace
09-14-2004, 12:24 AM
NoooOOO! My post count....it....burns!

All of us lookiers must band together to stop this mod and gmod alliance!

Viva la LOOKIE!

*trades DP's transformation gun for a dual uzi*

Say hello to my little friend's friend!

*transforms T-T into a treeko!* :tongue:

Now you die!

*summons three fire pokemon and launch a triple flamethrower attack*

I'm not done with you yet!

*summonds three flying pokemon to make three consecutive drill pecks on T-T*

Now it's to time make you a LITERAL TWISTED TREEKO!

*summonds Machamp to bend the body of T-T.*

Die! Die! Die!

*throws the rest of T-T into a toxic waste dump*

Game...OVA!

Dr Scott
09-14-2004, 12:37 AM
*Twitch Twitch* Oww...

*Smirks* "Angel of Chaos? Perfect life form?" ... Well, I am the original god here, ask anyone, for I am the GOD OF BEHEADING! *Takes out very large sword and cuts Nick and Dukes head off*

Hmmmm, what else? *Uses jokes to chat off everyone's ear* FEAR ME!

*Buries everyone in the pet cemetary* You got to bury your own...

*They all come back evil* They are an abomination! Don't tell your wife what we did last night...

*Sicks Diablo on everyone*

Ace
09-14-2004, 12:47 AM
Oooh Scott...I really, really, really ,really, really -

0H YOU GONNA DIE MAN!!!

*grows into demonic form; squishes, smashes, punches, and kicks the bones out of Scott.*

This IS the ultimacy!

*shoots large beams from mouth, incinerates BHK.*

I'ma blow off your face!

*beheads SS by shooting of the back of his head*

I will burn you ALIVE!

*takes out a flamethrower and burns the flesh off of Scott*

Oooh, it's not over YET!

*takes a bulldozer and crushes Scott's bones*

N0 ONE MESSES WITH ME!

*takes out a toxic sprayer and radiates Scott's remains*

*throws the remains into a toxic waste dump*

Oooh, nooo, I'm not done with you yet

*heats up the dump to make it Sun-like temperature.*

*melts remains into ahses*

Sutiivun
09-14-2004, 04:25 AM
Okay, but I'll mess with you Duke! ^_^

*Gets Diablo and throws it into Duke's mouth*

Yay, now for my special weapon! With a new effect added in. :P

*Throws acid soap bomb into Duke's mouth*

Once it blows up, all of your insides will have immediately been destroyed, so the acid starts chewing at you skin from the INSIDE! That's right people, THE INSIDE! Who wants tickets? :P

Mechaflame
09-14-2004, 11:00 AM
*stuffs a grenade in Sutiivun's mouth*

*runs away like a little pansy*

BOOM!!!

Ace
09-14-2004, 10:18 PM
*gets a medical treatment and fights the acid*

Oooh you gonna die man!

*takes Sutiivuns remains*

At least I won't have to feel this when I'm dead!

*throws Sutiivun's remains into the Toxic Waste*

You're lucky MF got his hands on you first, or your death would've been really messy!

Sutiivun
09-14-2004, 10:27 PM
Man, it looks like I gotta borrow body parts again. >_>

*Gets in hospital and gets recovered with new body*

You know, it's weird. I've got one black arm and one white arm.... Someone kill me! :O

*Throws bombs at everyone in the Lookie thread*

Now kill me! :P

Half a Dollar
09-14-2004, 10:31 PM
Ok then Steph.

*gets a sword*

*Runs to Steph*

*Slashes*

Hrhr I Pwn. =D

Ace
09-14-2004, 10:52 PM
It's my turn now!

*wears chain mail*

*puts on iron helmet*

*puts on iron legs*

*draws Sabre Sword*

Time to die, middle-aged European style!

*slashes Sutii's body parts apart*

There goes your checking account to get those body parts, too bad. :tongue:

Mechaflame
09-15-2004, 12:02 AM
*pokes Duke in the eye*

:silly:

Ace
09-15-2004, 12:04 AM
I was wearing a full iron helmet man!

*poke only ends up breaking mechaflame's finger*

Speaking of mecha...and flame...

*a gigantic robot appears and uses a flamethrower to incinterate MF*

Mechaflame
09-15-2004, 12:08 AM
*happens to like the heat*

*broken finger hurts real bad*

Dammit! Broken... finger... hurt... take this you pain in the ass! :dazed:

*goes mad and sprays bullets everywhere with a gatling gun*

Ace
09-15-2004, 12:11 AM
*since MF was in an insane state, he missed all of the shots.*

Aww, too bad...

*mecha stomps MF*

Ouchie!

Matthew
09-15-2004, 12:48 AM
*Mecha that is stomping MF explodes and shrapnel kills Duke... Matthew than shoots Duke*

:twisted: Prepare to be annhilated all... Muahrhrhrhrhrhrhr!!!!

Half a Dollar
09-15-2004, 12:54 AM
No Matthew, I pwn.

*Turns to AOC*


*Shoots a laser at Matt*

*puts up shield*

Dun try. :hungry:

Matthew
09-15-2004, 01:54 AM
*Blasts laser with a Kamehameha*

Hah.... undamaged :cool:

*Blasts Nick and AOC with a super powerfully charged Kamehameha and both die*

Muahahah.... next challenger please :P

*Bird poos on Matthew*

NOOOOOOOOO THE PAIN!!!

*Dies*

Ace
09-15-2004, 02:12 AM
*is dead*

*a hair strain is taken from me by one of my top generals*

*is copied into a human sized and human shaped mecha*

Yes......I'm bahk...

*recharges on top of an emerald and goes into super mecha form*

TIME DO DIE MATTHEW!!!

*charges toward Matthew with a back mounted jet back.*

*gores Matthew into the ground, and flies into the air*

*launches two energy ball blasts toward Matthew, the energy balls damage him greatly*

*falls and steps on Matthew, making him spit out and empty a large amount of his blood*

I'll make sure no one will be able to identify you!

*brings out a bazooka and blows the rest of Matthew*

Pawned...

Sutiivun
09-15-2004, 04:03 AM
Oh my god, my friend on the bus with his insane ideas helped out with this one! XD

*Tears Duke's fingers and toes off 1 by 1*

Hehehehe....

*Rips all of his hairs out of his head and stuffs them in his mouth*

You gettin' a hairball Mr.... :tongue:

*Chops off all of his limbs 1 by 1*

*Rips off his foot from his leg and stuffs it up his nose*

Good luck getting that smell out!

*Throws all fingers and toes into his mouth*

Now you'll bleed to death! ^_^

*Takes out popcorn and lawnchair*

Sorry if any of these were disturbing images... O_O

Jack of Clovers
09-15-2004, 10:29 PM
Ok then Steph.

*gets a sword*

*Runs to Steph*

*Slashes*

Hrhr I Pwn. =D
*pokes Duke in the eye*

:silly:
those are pointless and spam posts here. no more of these posts or i press the BUTTON OF LOCK!!! i refer mostly to Nick's posts. :confused:

also, i was serious mechaflame. you must be in the URPG to post here. so good day.

~Jack~

Ace
09-15-2004, 10:53 PM
Oh my god, my friend on the bus with his insane ideas helped out with this one! XD

*Tears Duke's fingers and toes off 1 by 1*

Hehehehe....

*Rips all of his hairs out of his head and stuffs them in his mouth*

You gettin' a hairball Mr.... :tongue:

*Chops off all of his limbs 1 by 1*

*Rips off his foot from his leg and stuffs it up his nose*

Good luck getting that smell out!

*Throws all fingers and toes into his mouth*

Now you'll bleed to death! ^_^

*Takes out popcorn and lawnchair*

Sorry if any of these were disturbing images... O_O

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

You REALLY GONNA DIE MAN!

*ghost of Duke possesses Sutti's friend*

Duke's Possesion: WHAT?! You actually listened to me?!

Sutii: Yeah.

Duke's Possesion: I patent that idea DAYS before you posted that *shows copyright paper*

Sutii: 0_0

Duke's Possesion: Now you're going to get arrested for violating copyright rules! Nice going!

*Cops come inside the bus and take Sutii to jail*

*As Sutii's friend, digs up duke and puts body parts back together*

*Re-enters Duke's body*

*Visits Sutii at jail*

Time to die Sutii! *has other prisoners beat up Sutii to death and burn him alive*

Piece by piece!

*together, the prisoners pull off the limbs off of Sutii*

It will be I silent spring!

*prisoners pull off Sutii's ears*

Now beat the rest of him up!

*the prisoners continue beating Sutii up, but the guards dont care because they're criminals anyway*

Matthew
09-16-2004, 06:28 AM
*Blows up jail wall*

Muahahahhrrhrhrhahrhrarhhrhr.... :twisted:

Prison break :surp:

*Mob of angry, overly excited large, muscular men stampede towards Duke's location.*

Death time :razz:

*Teleports to Duke*

Time to die :P

*Mob of prisoners trample Duke... breaking every bone in his body*

Ha... that looks like it hurts... lemme fix it... BRING IN THE FOOD PROCESSOR!!!

*starts inserting the crushed body into the food processor and makes meatloaf.*

Hmmmm... meatloaf... yum... :hungry:

*feeds meatloaf to hungry pack of rabied wildabeest.*

Ace
09-17-2004, 02:37 AM
*finds out another decoy is dead*

Me: Wow, what idiots, they still don't where the real me is...me...me...me...

Decoy: And me too!

*decoy gets shot*

Me: :eek:

Decoy: I'm Duke and I'm dead!!! *dies*

*Duke presses a button and gets teleported into the secret Philidephia base*

Me: Second time today, this is getting old :sleepy: Too old...

Decoy 2: Duke, we have the plans!

*Decoy 2 tosses a paper onto the table*

Me: Ahhh yes...Project: Silent Spring, and indeed by the time this is over...the lookie thread will have a silent spring...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(The plot thickens :tongue: )

Half a Dollar
09-17-2004, 04:25 AM
Oh noes!

Duke is gonna kill us!


..


Not if I can kill him first. :wink:


*does a punch combo on Duke*


=D

Ace
09-17-2004, 06:41 PM
*decoy 2 is punched to death*

May he rest in peace, but now, it's time for the ultimate...

*Silo opens up, but is missile-less*

Heheheh an ICBM isn't my plan lep...no...

*presses FIRE button*

*From the silo, a large beam of particles and a blue light is created and goes through the skies and destroys the ozone layer*

Now everyone will die of the lack of oxygen :twisted:

That is not all...

*large beam of particles then move toward the ice caps*

*ice caps melt*

Melt...everything MELT!

*world floods, lep is drowned during the catastrophe*

Now it's time for my own survival

*goes into a launch pad and goes inside a rocket ship to mars.*

No one knows of my secret operations in mars...

*rocket launches and takes Duke to the face-like shape on the Mars Sufface. Face's mouth opens up and the rocket then lowers.*

*rocket hatch opens, allowing Duke to exit*

Hah! Now my army of Smith clones are complete! Now it is time to send them to finish off the rest of Earth's population!

*Clones squishes themselves into many different space rockets and launch to Earth*

At Earth:

*burly brawl music starts to play*

*Clones jump off of the hatchets of spacecraft all over the world and begin assimilating humans into Smiths*

Neo Emolga
09-18-2004, 01:56 AM
*Flies through space in the cockpit of the Eïnhander. Locates Duke on the planet of Mars, and begins his assault using the ships Vulcan gattling gun. Targets Duke’s rocket fuel canisters and destroys them, smothering Duke with the fiery explosion.*

Jessu
09-18-2004, 03:50 AM
Too many things happened while I was off.....


Me: *rises from dead and gives everyone irriversible wedgies and shoots Duke* What's da matter Dukie Wukie? People keep shooting your arteries?

Jack of Clovers
09-18-2004, 04:11 AM
lol CM, that's the funniest post i've seen in this thread for a while. :goofy:

*appears randomly in NP's ship wearing a super green leprachaun space outfit.*
oh ya, im cool.
*disables the ships life support and kicks down a door causing the air to begin to leak out in tremendous amounts.*
weeeee.....
*Jack is sucked out by the force and floats down to the planet Mars.*
aw man, now my green suit is red. now i look like an evil space leprachaun... :susp:

~Jack~

Jessu
09-18-2004, 04:04 PM
LOL thanks. :goofy:


Me: *turns Jack blue* BWAHAHAAAA!!!!
Kumhal: *teleports from Neopia and pulls out Sparkshooter* Nobody move! Or it's paralysis for you! *pulls out Rainbow Gun* And it's also rainbow colored skin for you!
Me: That's it, no more sugar for you!
Kumhal: *zaps me*
Me: *atempts to look at skin* AHHH!!! MY SKIN IS RAINBOW COLORED!!!!! AND I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!!

Neo Emolga
09-19-2004, 02:53 AM
*Struggles to reach for the escape capsule, enters, and quickly shuts the door. Then, the capsule heads toward mars, and then opens upon landing.*

*Exits, and finds Jack blue. Chuckes to himself before pulling out his combat shotgun, sneaking up behind Jack and blasting his back.*

*Takes out his sniper rifle and locates CM in the distance. Takes aim, and shoots her between the eyes.*

Hah hah, you haven't seen the last of me yet!

Jessu
09-19-2004, 03:18 AM
*copy disappears*

Me: You missed by a mile! Don't you know I know Double Team?

koolcurtis
09-20-2004, 06:37 PM
Walks in and shoots everyone to peices. :smile:
"I'll be back!"
Walks out through the door.

The End
09-20-2004, 07:38 PM
*Chases kurtis out of the door, which suddenely transformed into western doors.*

"Now listen here, you are going down, WAAAAYYY down." I said, kicking up sand with my boots.

Curtis turned and said: *thats where you say something witty*

Jack of Clovers
09-21-2004, 07:28 PM
*appears in western scene and knocks Curtis down into a horse trough and pushes him into the water*
don't drown, ya hear.
*sees Alex ready to go*
oh, you want to play cowboy, eh? fine.
*busts out a gun, obviously fake because it's plastic... and bright green. :eek: it fires a stream of liquid at Alex and covers his face.*
hahaha. now catch.
*lights match and flings it at Alex and he burns*
ooo, lighter fluid equal massive fun.

~Jack~

Tamer San
09-21-2004, 07:38 PM
Poor Alex

-Sneaks behind jack and ties him-

You stay in NevereverURPG land or else, don't ever try to get out from here to other boards.

-Puts a Shotgun deep Jack's throat-

And I mean it

The End
09-21-2004, 07:48 PM
*appears in western scene and knocks Curtis down into a horse trough and pushes him into the water*
don't drown, ya hear.
*sees Alex ready to go*
oh, you want to play cowboy, eh? fine.
*busts out a gun, obviously fake because it's plastic... and bright green. :eek: it fires a stream of liquid at Alex and covers his face.*
hahaha. now catch.
*lights match and flings it at Alex and he burns*
ooo, lighter fluid equal massive fun.

~Jack~

*walks up to burning dummy*

That's one lifelike dummy, isnt it?

*pulls out nuclear weapon*

Bush was lookin in the wrong place.

*trips and makes the world explode*

Tamer San
09-21-2004, 07:52 PM
Nah, thats not fun... :tongue:

Neo Emolga
09-22-2004, 06:04 AM
']*walks up to burning dummy*

That's one lifelike dummy, isnt it?

*pulls out nuclear weapon*

Bush was lookin in the wrong place.

*trips and makes the world explode*

Heh, couldn't help but laugh at that one.

*Walks up to Alex and chops him in half with his Super Happy Chainsaw of Doom*

*Slips on a red bandana, and then pulls out his ten barreled minigun and aims it at Jack. Pulls back the lever, fires the massive gattling gun and laughs with glee as Jack suddenly realizes he has more holes than a thimble. Then, looks to Tamer and fires the heavy firearm again, turning him into a pile of dust.*

♪Boom boom, ain't it great to be crazy!?♪

The End
09-22-2004, 07:40 PM
OMGWTFBBQ!!! *picks up other half of self*

What have you done!!! *puts self back together*

Thats gonna sting for a while, and your gonna pay for it.

*whips out his deadly........

























paper plate* Ha ha ha ha.

*Whips paper plate at NP* *Paperplate cuts off NP's head, then blows up*

Mwahahahahahahaha

Neo Emolga
09-22-2004, 09:08 PM
*Body searches around for his lost head, finds it and screws it back into the proper place. Then, uses his regeneration powers to heal the damage.*

*Smiles at Alex, and then uses a magic spell to turn him into a tree. Then, cuts him down and throws him into a woodchipper.*

¥ Forever!