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Light Manaphy
04-30-2007, 10:58 AM
my other game thread died off and if there's a thread like this already, close this one.


anyways, in this game, you say some sarcastic or random thing. For instance:

Light Manapy:

Good news: I caught a Mime Jr!

Hoshika:

Bad news: it threw up on you

Good news: My fan fic is very funny!

Light Manaphy:

Bad news: It just got revived >_>

Good news: I have 700 posts now!


and so on and so forth. When you say, "Bad news:", it has to relate to the good news of the above poster. It can be something that doesn't relate (look at the example above), but try and make it be something sarcastic.

I'll start.


Good news: I have Mespirit!

sin-of-greed
04-30-2007, 04:00 PM
Neneko:
Bad news, it died last week.
Good news, I bred it and have an egg now! ^_^

ZadokRox
04-30-2007, 05:23 PM
Bad News: The Easter Bunny has stolen it.

Good News: The police got the egg back.

sin-of-greed
04-30-2007, 06:34 PM
Bad news: The police cooked it.

Good news: It made a damn good omelette.

ZadokRox
04-30-2007, 08:58 PM
Bad News: It greatly increased cholesterol levels.

Good News: It filled everyone up.

Negative Zone
04-30-2007, 09:24 PM
Bad News: It greatly increased cholesterol levels.

Good News: It filled everyone up.

Bad News: They're tummys blew up. =O

Good News: The robbers are happy.

ZadokRox
04-30-2007, 10:12 PM
The bad news: Citizens became vigilantes.

The good news: Some of them went on to become actual superheroes.

Pikablu Pie
04-30-2007, 11:21 PM
The bad news: Citizens became vigilantes.

The good news: Some of them went on to become actual superheroes.

Bad News:The goverment is seeking out all life forms, so they can kill da superheroes.

Good News:The goverment is nice if you're an alien. Go extratreestrials!(sp?)

ZadokRox
05-01-2007, 12:13 AM
The bad news: The aliens enjoy taking over people's bodys.

The good news: They use people's bodies for something other than to see what sort of stupid stunts they can perform without getting killed.

Light Manaphy
05-01-2007, 12:16 AM
the bad news: Your mom just got possesed >_>

the good news: they're letting her live.

Pikablu Pie
05-01-2007, 12:56 AM
the bad news: Your mom just got possesed >_>

the good news: they're letting her live.

The bad news:They took her with them.

The good news:The goverment just gave me a cookie! Chocolate chip! :D

Light Manaphy
05-01-2007, 01:01 AM
bad news: it's the reindeer chocolate xD

good news: I caught another Chatot!

Pikablu Pie
05-01-2007, 01:07 AM
The bad news:It learned the phrase "Light Manaphy SUX!" and won't let you forget it.

The good news:My Chatot knows the phrase "Banana nanana!"

Chewy
05-01-2007, 01:13 AM
Bad news: I took away its sense that allows it to talk.
Good news: I'm gonna get a Wii!

Pikablu Pie
05-01-2007, 01:17 AM
Bad news: I took away its sense that allows it to talk.
Good news: I'm gonna get a Wii!

SO THAT WAS YOU?!? It wouldn't say anything when I used Chtter. >.>

Bad News:There's a caterpillar in it.

Good News:I have a spear. ;O

sonickid01
05-01-2007, 01:26 AM
Bad news: That spear is used to stab this thread because this is just a knock off of the Corrupted Wish Game. Says Sonic.

Good news: I'm still not a Pikachu in PSG.

Pikablu Pie
05-01-2007, 01:41 AM
Bad news: That spear is used to stab this thread because this is just a knock off of the Corrupted Wish Game. Says Sonic.

Good news: I'm still not a Pikachu in PSG.

Bad news:Yeah, but you ARE a Milotic. -shudder-

Good news:Cat.

Shiny Loser
05-01-2007, 12:42 PM
Bad news:Yeah, but you ARE a Milotic. -shudder-

Good news:Cat.
Bad news: Pikachu. *cat goes chomp chomp chomp*

Good news: The cat is a vegetarian.

sin-of-greed
05-01-2007, 04:57 PM
Bad news: It is allergic to vegetables and fruit.

Good news: It will live for another 10 days.

Draconic_Espeon
05-01-2007, 05:16 PM
The Good News: I'm still an Espeon.

The Bad News: Pikablu's a Pikachu. ^^

sin-of-greed
05-01-2007, 05:37 PM
The bad new: You are an Espeon that can't see in the dark.

The good news: I just saved 15% on car insurance by switching to geico.

ZadokRox
05-01-2007, 08:29 PM
The bad news: Geico uses poor defenseless sheep to feed the Cavemen that appear in their ads.

The good news: Lamb chops for everybody!

sin-of-greed
05-01-2007, 11:39 PM
The bad news: The lamb chops are infected

The good news: It was good while it lasted.

Pikablu Pie
05-02-2007, 12:27 AM
The bad news:I suck.

The good news:I was hit by an M&M in class today.

ZadokRox
05-02-2007, 02:21 AM
The bad news: The M&M left you with a concussion.

The good news: You got your revenge by eating it.

Absol Master
05-02-2007, 02:27 AM
The bad news is: Well, lets say the m&m got its revenge too...

The good news: My magic skills turned the m&m into a rock.

ZadokRox
05-02-2007, 02:33 AM
The bad news: Your magical skills turned Pikablu Pie into a frog.

The good news: A kiss from Pikablu Pie's sweetheart changed Pikablu Pie back to normal.

sonickid01
05-02-2007, 02:36 AM
Bad News: I rip off its mouth so it can't kiss anyone. Or is that good news?

Good News: Pikablu can't turn back! Yay! Nothing personal.

Pikablu Pie
05-02-2007, 02:43 AM
Bad News: I rip off its mouth so it can't kiss anyone. Or is that good news?

Good News: Pikablu can't turn back! Yay! Nothing personal.

The bad news:PikachuPi just threw a sword at Sonic's head. It hit.

The good news:PikachuPi can turn back by hitting people in the head with swords.

Absol Master
05-02-2007, 02:46 AM
the bad news is you hit yourself in the head with a sword.

the good news is... uh... elephants... trampled over all of the... uh... ANNOYING MOSQUITOES!!

sonickid01
05-02-2007, 02:47 AM
Bad news: They turned into mosquitoes. XP
Good news: The tag at the bottom of the page with advertisements isn't perverted!

Pikablu Pie
05-02-2007, 02:48 AM
the bad news is you hit yourself in the head with a sword.

the good news is... uh... elephants... trampled over all of the... uh... ANNOYING MOSQUITOES!!

The bad news:You're a mosquito. D:

The good news:I LIKE MILK. :D

lugia_ho-oh
05-02-2007, 02:56 AM
The bad news:You're a mosquito. D:

The good news:I LIKE MILK. :D

bad news: The cow left a bit of hair in it.

good news: The cow was washed with a fine shampoo that adds extra flavor.

Pikablu Pie
05-02-2007, 03:00 AM
bad news: The cow left a bit of hair in it.

good news: The cow was washed with a fine shampoo that adds extra flavor.

The bad news:I didn't drink it.

The good news:Seventy-eight.

Light Manaphy
05-02-2007, 03:05 AM
you love this game don't you PikabluePie?

bad news: 24

good news: I got a Riolu!

sin-of-greed
05-02-2007, 03:23 AM
The bad news: It disappeared

The good news: I just bought a brand new Nintendo DS.

Chewy
05-02-2007, 03:38 AM
Bad news: It became a pokemon and electrocuted you cuz it doesn't like you.

Good news: I pwn!

sin-of-greed
05-02-2007, 04:12 AM
Bad news: You got robbed of your elite pwnsomness.

Good news: I'm the one that stole it. xD

RawrIsMyMiddleName
05-02-2007, 04:18 AM
Bad news: You got robbed of your elite pwnsomness.

Good news: I'm the one that stole it. xD

Bad news, you lost it

Good news, I ate my homework.

sin-of-greed
05-02-2007, 04:20 AM
Bad news: You failed that class because of it


Good news: The paper wasn't harmful to your digestive system.

ZadokRox
05-02-2007, 01:44 PM
The bad news: It was harmful to your nervous system.

The good news: You had a good excuse to stay home and miss a triple opera performance.

sin-of-greed
05-02-2007, 01:54 PM
The bad news: At the opera all of your favorite actors were there and giving away autographs.

The good news: Micheal Jackson was there and you weren't so you're safe. xD

ZadokRox
05-02-2007, 04:01 PM
The bad news: A man stalking Michael Jackson thinks that MJ is in your house and is trying to get in.

The good news: A new high-quality security system was just installed yesterday.

sin-of-greed
05-02-2007, 06:12 PM
The bad news: it broke down.

The good news: you got your money back.

Pikablu Pie
05-02-2007, 08:29 PM
The bad news:It's counterfeit.

The good news:America's Funniest Home Videos is teh rocksters.

ZadokRox
05-03-2007, 01:02 AM
The bad news: The money they award is actually mobster money.

The good news: After seeing some of the stuff people go through on that show, they decide not to whack the people that got their money.

Shiny Loser
05-03-2007, 11:32 AM
The bad news: They still try to blackmail for the money.

The good news: Shiny Loser is ridding the world of blackmailers.

ZadokRox
05-03-2007, 05:26 PM
The bad news: She accidently takes out the U.S. Postal Service.

The good news: No more junk mail.

Pikablu Pie
05-04-2007, 02:02 AM
The bad news:Junk mail is what lines my parakeet's cage.

The good news:My parakeet decided to move to where all the junk mail was left.

Shiny Loser
05-04-2007, 12:47 PM
The bad news: It came back.

The good news: I have a new can of deodorant that you could use on the parakeet...

ZadokRox
05-04-2007, 02:41 PM
Bad News: The deordorant causes the parakeet to sprout an extra pair of wings.

Good News: A collector of oddities offers you $500,000 for your four-winged parakeet.

Pikablu Pie
05-05-2007, 04:43 AM
Bad news:Too bad I was just watching my neighbors while they were on vacation... D:

Good news: Men in Black is a uberterrific movie.

Topher
05-05-2007, 04:47 AM
Bad News: Your Men in bLACK tAPE WAS eaten by a parrokeet

Good News:He spit it out!

Shiny Loser
05-05-2007, 04:48 AM
bad news: the parakeet still had 4 wings.

Good news: The new vet on the block can amputate extra wings on any bird.

Pikablu Pie
05-05-2007, 05:10 AM
Bad news:He's Blackbeard the pirate. :O

Good news:i iz kool

sin-of-greed
05-05-2007, 06:32 AM
The bad news: You just got banned. xD not really

The good news: We shot the damned bird.

Larvinator
05-05-2007, 06:34 AM
The bad news: The bird just came back to haunt you.

The good news: I just saved money on my car ensureance by switching to Geico.

ZadokRox
05-05-2007, 01:01 PM
Bad News: All your friends now accuse you of being Geico's tool. :sad:

Good News: Geico allows you to have a walk-on role in the Geico Cavemen TV pilot.

Light Manaphy
05-05-2007, 02:14 PM
bad news: they're closed now.

good news: I have all three psychics in DP AND Phione!

ZadokRox
05-05-2007, 03:22 PM
Bad News: They won't obey you.

Good News: Eight Gym Badges will straighten them out.

.Felicia
05-05-2007, 04:23 PM
The bad news:Gym badges aren't pretty enough to attract a bird

The good news:I dont have any tatoos

Blazing Chimchar
05-05-2007, 05:42 PM
Bad: A Smeargle painted one on you in your sleep.

Good: I caught Azelf yesterday!

Larvinator
05-05-2007, 06:09 PM
The bad news is that the Azelf has rabies.

The good news is he didn't bite you, just your Ramparados!

Venusaur456
05-05-2007, 07:52 PM
The bad news is that the Azelf has rabies.

The good news is he didn't bite you, just your Ramparados!
The bad news is the your Ramparados got rabies to and bit you,
but the good news is you didn't die right away.

.Felicia
05-05-2007, 07:54 PM
The bad news:Your Ramparados ran off because he was crazed from the bite

The good news:He had been sitting on 5k that you could get

the one and only pokman
05-05-2007, 11:45 PM
bad news it was a meouth pay day trap

good news it was my meouth and i got all your pokemon

ZadokRox
05-06-2007, 01:14 AM
Bad News: They've eating you out of house and home.

Good News: It's attracting so much attention from people near and far that you can charge them money so they can see all the Pokemon.

Pikablu Pie
05-06-2007, 01:23 AM
The bad news:Wailord gets pissed and starts to run people over.

The good news:My cat didn't swallow the Dialga stylus she chewed the head off of.

Light Manaphy
05-06-2007, 01:27 AM
bad news: it swallowed your mom

good news: she broke free!

ZadokRox
05-06-2007, 01:29 AM
Bad news: Your mom is now acting disturbingly strange.

Good news: You can now brag to your friends that your mom is hardcore.

Light Manaphy
05-06-2007, 01:30 AM
bad news: I told them you were softboiled instead :/

good news: They know you're not an egg :)

ZadokRox
05-06-2007, 01:35 AM
Bad news: They hurl eggs at you.

Good news: Your hair now has a healthy glow to it.

Shiny Loser
05-06-2007, 07:38 AM
Bad News: The glow attracts a Starly and it pecks your head.

Good News: You caught the Starly.

.Felicia
05-06-2007, 01:18 PM
The Bad News:The Starly ate most of your food

The Good News:It left the Ice Cream...and now your fridge doesnt smell like leftover beef anymore

the one and only pokman
05-06-2007, 03:52 PM
the bad news is that without the food your munchlax ate your arm in your sleep:eek:

the good news is that your blood made it evolve into a snorlax :biggrin:

ZadokRox
05-06-2007, 06:28 PM
Bad news: The Snorlax has now developed a taste for human flesh.

Good news: You videotape Snorlax's rampage, make it into a movie, and become a successful horror movie director.

Shiny Loser
05-07-2007, 09:50 AM
bad news: The Snorlax breaks out of the cage you put him into and runs all over new york.

Good news: Nobody sues you for copying King Kong.

ZadokRox
05-07-2007, 06:16 PM
Bad News: New York City sues over the damage the bloodthirsty Snorlax did.

Good News: Snorlax's rampage draws even more tourists to New York City.

Pikablu Pie
05-08-2007, 12:37 AM
The bad news:Some guy makes a hack of the game "Rampage", replacing George with bloodthirsty Snorlax.

The good news:My cat sheds alot.

ZadokRox
05-08-2007, 12:40 AM
Bad news: You slip and fall on the shed fur.

Good news: You get an idea and make millions by selling fur coats made of shed cat hair.

Light Manaphy
05-08-2007, 01:07 PM
bad news: they revive themselves into cats and attack you

good news: they apologize and give you a gallon of chocolate milk

ZadokRox
05-08-2007, 05:04 PM
Bad news: The chocolate milk has already gone sour.

Good news: Those aliens from 'Alien Nation' pays you $30 for the gallon of soured chocolate milk (for those of you who don't know, soured milk is like booze to those aliens).

ash and may rule
05-08-2007, 06:00 PM
Bad news: The chocolate milk has already gone sour.

Good news: Those aliens from 'Alien Nation' pays you $30 for the gallon of soured chocolate milk (for those of you who don't know, soured milk is like booze to those aliens).

Bad news:It was poisened


Good news:My pop corn is done.

ZadokRox
05-08-2007, 08:22 PM
Bad news: The popcorn has a scorched taste to it. :sad:

Good news: The hungry birds outside don't mind the scorched taste.

Professor Geoffrey
05-08-2007, 08:25 PM
Bad news: The popcorn has a scorched taste to it. :sad:

Good news: The hungry birds outside don't mind the scorched taste.

Bad news: The birds called. They're in the hospital requesting money since they ate the popcorn.

Good news: My bithday's in 17 days.

ZadokRox
05-08-2007, 08:27 PM
Bad news: You have to wait over two week til your birthday arrives.

Good news: When your birthday comes, you're going to have a major birthday party.

-Mindacos-
05-08-2007, 11:05 PM
bad news:my birthday is in november

good news:my birthday party will be im my house XD

ZadokRox
05-09-2007, 01:24 AM
Bad news: You're going to have 100 guests who'll trash your house.

Good news: Your popularity will skyrocket.

Light Manaphy
05-18-2007, 09:36 PM
bad news: they'll squish you because they want your autograph

good news: the emergency room bill to pay for your broken bones is $9

ZadokRox
05-18-2007, 09:58 PM
bad news: the doctor who sets your broken bones got his medical licenses from a gumball machine.

good news: He gives you a lollipop.

Phantom Kat
05-20-2007, 04:42 AM
Bad news: The lollipop want to lick you instead. O_o

Good news: I smell food.

George Jefferson
05-20-2007, 07:22 AM
The good new: I've saved a bunch a money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident.

The bad news: Sucks to be the other guy.

Light Manaphy
05-20-2007, 07:25 AM
bad news: they suck on lollipops because they're angels.

good news: you get one 2 days later.

ZadokRox
05-20-2007, 05:55 PM
Bad news: The lollipop is broken into tiny little pieces. :cry:

Good news: It makes for good hard candy.

Shiny Loser
05-21-2007, 10:15 AM
bad news: hard candy is never sold when there's frozen saliva all over it.

good news: somebody will buy saliva for 1 Yen.

ZadokRox
05-21-2007, 04:56 PM
Bad news: Everybody finds out and labels you a weirdo.

Good news: Your image end up on t-shirts, netting you alot of money.