View Full Version : The instructions game! Topic= How to get Celebi

05-12-2007, 03:10 AM
ok basically...

Person one:
1.beat up a table.
2: Eat a fork.
list crazy instructions involving the topic.

1. To get celebi, first, dip your game in boiling water for 5 seconds.

Pikablu Pie
05-12-2007, 03:13 AM
Nect, add an onion with Celebi's face scratched into it to the boiling water. Take out the onion. It will become Celebi before disapeering into the nearest by Emerald game.

05-12-2007, 06:21 PM
then, go to route 2007 and eat an onion. it will appear and blow nose bubbles.

Pikablu Pie
05-12-2007, 06:24 PM
Next, do the chicken dance with Ganondorf.

05-12-2007, 06:37 PM
Then, do the most dastardly deed you can possibly do. Save the game. But when it says, "Saving, do not turn off power," shut the game off!

Pikablu Pie
05-12-2007, 06:46 PM
Next, go buy some crocolate. Shove it down your pants.

Blazing Chimchar
05-12-2007, 07:01 PM
Then, eat an orange chocolate Buizel and puke it back up.

Pikablu Pie
05-12-2007, 10:40 PM
Then, go feed the needy some soup. They will give you an AR. Use it to hack Celebi. But Celebi will escape her Pokeball. To get her back, you must...

05-13-2007, 01:02 AM
say cheese and die. then you...

Pikablu Pie
05-13-2007, 01:05 AM
Must use godly power to REINCARNATE! Then...

05-13-2007, 01:06 AM
Say SSH! I'm hiding from the Aardvarks.

Pikablu Pie
05-13-2007, 01:12 AM
Then dive into a 10-foot deep bowl of soup. Inside do the ____(Insert kind) stroke. Then, ___

05-13-2007, 06:49 AM
You must insert your game cartridge into the same soup and teach it to do the same stroke.

Pikablu Pie
05-13-2007, 06:51 PM
Afterwards, have it enter the olympics. Melt your trophy into a golden potatoe. Then, you must...

Blazing Chimchar
05-13-2007, 06:55 PM
Crush the potato into Shiny Powder and put it on your Pokemon. Then you have to...

05-13-2007, 08:13 PM
Click new game on it and then...

05-15-2007, 09:09 PM
Soft-reset to get all of the starters and teach them all frustration. Then, ...

05-18-2007, 07:51 PM
Stuff the starters with foul poffins then...

05-19-2007, 03:15 AM
Cook Them to a crisp. Make sure to...

05-19-2007, 03:22 AM
Kill yourself then Celebi will revive you and then it'll be gone.

05-19-2007, 03:56 AM
To get it back, do 1000000 push ups while milking a horse.

05-19-2007, 12:08 PM
Rinse, Lather and Repeat.
After having done so, leave out to dry (Clothes line is preferable, but a nearby piano will do).:goofy:

05-20-2007, 12:10 AM
Once they are dry, eat rotten spaghetti and barf on them. Then repeat until Celebi feels so sorry for you that it comes to re-assure you that you aren't the only stupid one to do this.

05-20-2007, 12:23 AM
Next, take a can of Sprite and pour it on Celebi. It will go to the Battle Frontier!

05-20-2007, 12:31 AM
Before following it, catch a Magikarp and teach it to commit suicide. Celebi will appear to heal it. Then use the cloning glitch.

05-20-2007, 01:05 PM
Professor Oak will turn up and scream "THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO USE THIS!" And you have to fight his team of level 100 Mews.

05-21-2007, 09:02 PM
Quickly take out your game without saving and put in Pokemon Red. Catch the ghost. Tyhen quickly insert your other game and the ghost should kill the Mews. If not, give it spicy curry.

05-25-2007, 12:29 PM
when oak is defeated, he will turn into a plate of spicy chicken and you will have to eat the chicken, after that.....

05-26-2007, 01:31 AM
You travel to the moon and find moon people who want your autograph, after that....

05-26-2007, 02:17 AM
You travel to the moon and find moon people who want your autograph, after that....

snatch the auto graph, burn it then......

05-26-2007, 02:31 AM
lick the moon and travel back to Earth. Then....

05-26-2007, 02:35 AM
Attack the nearest hobo with a plastic spoon,yelling "I HAVE TEH PLASTIC!" , then...

05-26-2007, 02:38 AM
Eat the spoon. Then....

05-26-2007, 04:29 AM
Then poo it out while saying Nu and correcting yourself by saying NIIII! Then use the holy hand grenade on the hobo and Celebi will congradualate you.

05-30-2007, 03:14 PM
Then poo it out while saying Nu and correcting yourself by saying NIIII! Then use the holy hand grenade on the hobo and Celebi will congradualate you.

:eek: But then celebi explodes and flies away and....

(I wonder if I should copy and paste all of these together.)

05-31-2007, 12:11 AM
(you should)

Teach an aipom how to dance

05-31-2007, 09:04 AM
(you should)

Teach an aipom how to dance

Then you walk up too some random guy and have Aipom dance on his head. Then...

05-31-2007, 09:11 AM
Then you shoot a Rattata that's chewing your toe with a rifle. Afte that, steam it and feed it to some old man for him to s*it it out.

05-31-2007, 09:18 AM
Then you shoot a Rattata that's chewing your toe with a rifle. Afte that, steam it and feed it to some old man for him to s*it it out.

Take the 'You know what' and... put it in a pokeball with a defenceless oddish. Celebi will come and be angry at you. Then..

05-31-2007, 10:54 PM
Celebi uses flamethrower at you (yes, flamethrower) so you must...

(Where'd ya get that cool video on you sig Palkia?

05-31-2007, 11:07 PM
Blast music into the micro phone it has to be a song celebi likes
example im a barby girl , i want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Then toast Ds for 678696 to 46862194 minutes

06-01-2007, 12:35 AM
Soon after, Celebi will appear in front of you with a Lightsaber and a dark black mask. You should...

Team Pheonix
06-01-2007, 12:55 AM
You use the force to teleport Celebi to Mars. You get in a spaceship and...

06-01-2007, 03:56 AM
Immediatly eat an umbrella in one gulp and choke.

06-01-2007, 04:13 AM
And then you see Paris Hilton trying to put her fist into her mouth.

06-01-2007, 10:59 AM
(Where'd ya get that cool video on you sig Palkia?
I found it. I'm not sure where its from, i just found it

And then you see Paris Hilton trying to put her fist into her mouth.

You push her over, causing a riot of Her fans to attack you. Then...

06-01-2007, 01:26 PM
However, you manage to fight off the three attackers and her dad. *shot* You then send out a Charizard that has been reduced to level 1 using those whatever-they're-called-seeds-that-reduce-your-level-in-MD and....

Shiny Loser
06-01-2007, 01:34 PM
try and pwn whatever pokemon you're facing. It doesn't matter which. Just pwn it. Now..

Team Pheonix
06-01-2007, 02:03 PM
Nurse joy appears and heals your pokemon and then she goes out on a date with you. On the date you...

Blazing Chimchar
06-02-2007, 03:05 AM
Jump on the table and kick your steak in Nurse Joy's face, then you go...

General Dunsparce
06-02-2007, 01:53 PM
Bring it around town then you...

06-03-2007, 01:05 AM
and you get chased by a person who looks like Celebi. Then you....

General Dunsparce
06-03-2007, 08:50 PM
Run psycopathically into a tree then you...

06-03-2007, 10:19 PM
turn around and throw a pokeball at that person. Realising it was just a human who looked like Celebi, you....

06-03-2007, 10:57 PM
...grab a gun and shoot the man for impersonating the Pokemon that is causing you so much trouble to get it, then...

General Dunsparce
06-03-2007, 11:11 PM
Get eaten by a fat guy then...

06-04-2007, 12:08 AM
see Celebi in his stomach.You then give that man food poisning and get you and Celebi out! Then you...


General Dunsparce
06-04-2007, 12:17 AM
you eat celebi and run around the block

06-04-2007, 01:15 AM
Regurgitate Celebi and crap it out. Then...

General Dunsparce
06-04-2007, 01:38 AM
you get a pie and give it to celebi then'

06-04-2007, 01:47 AM
You take the pie back and eat it like a fat guy.

06-04-2007, 01:49 AM
Then you regurgitate the pie filling on celebi, then you..

General Dunsparce
06-04-2007, 01:56 AM
dig a hole to China
then you...

06-04-2007, 02:27 AM
realize you took a wrong turn at Albakerki, and go back.
Then you...

06-04-2007, 05:22 AM
realize you took a wrong turn at Albakerki, and go back.
Then you...
order KFC and find Celebi in the potato salad! It turns out Celebi is allergic to potatoes, dies, and you sue the resturant for a new one, and then...

General Dunsparce
06-04-2007, 01:11 PM
Then you capture the celebi, then send out the dead body and battle an Entei and a moltres and fight them. then you....

06-04-2007, 11:44 PM

General Dunsparce
06-04-2007, 11:59 PM
four word rule man.
After exploding you take celebi's life to and your both now in heaven! then you....

06-05-2007, 02:02 AM
You plead with God (:pray:THE ALMIGHTY MAN!!!!:pray:) to send you back. He says Ok.
When your back, you run into a bar and attack someone for their bike and their clothes.
You turn out to get a trike, and some kids clothes. Then you...

06-05-2007, 02:19 AM
realize the clothes don't fit so you peel Celebi's onion head and use it to cover you as you ride half naked down the street on a bike 5 sizes too small, making some old ladys faint on the way with your special attack:

"Strip Naked" The user strips all their clothes except for a few leaves to reveal a horrobly disturbing body, 1 Hit KO"
PP: 155/155
Power: 200
Accuracy: ----- (unavoidable)


~Ruuki <3

Lord Torterra
06-05-2007, 02:23 AM
next, run around pal park for no apparent reason with no stocked pokemon (haha pal park!) and then bang your head on a tree 122,646,834 times and then go "Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo" 2,456,664 times. :eek:

General Dunsparce
06-06-2007, 01:28 PM
Then you catch on fire and the pal park burns down then

06-06-2007, 01:45 PM
A giant toddler destroys the Sinnoh region. then...

06-06-2007, 11:03 PM
Then you have to change the toddlers diaper, 'cause it isn't potty trained

You find Celebi in it!
Then you

This is the craziest one I could think of!:oops:

General Dunsparce
06-07-2007, 02:45 PM
eat the toddler and become a fat guy!

Darth Murkrow
06-08-2007, 10:26 PM
Do a ceremonial fire dance, at which point Ho-Oh will come and...

06-09-2007, 12:44 PM
Do a ceremonial fire dance, at which point Ho-Oh will come and...
...will make Ho-oh do the square dance. He will then...

06-09-2007, 05:38 PM
he will fly to New York to buy toys of himself and then....

06-09-2007, 11:44 PM
You ask for the toys, But he won't share. Then...

06-09-2007, 11:50 PM
you kill it with a water gun. Then...

06-09-2007, 11:56 PM
The Legendary dogs come and attack you because you killed their master. Then...

06-10-2007, 12:32 AM
You will rap for them and they will die from horrible rapping and....

Darth Murkrow
06-10-2007, 01:33 AM
...inadvertantly awaken the Regi trio who...

06-10-2007, 03:41 AM
...inadvertantly awaken the Regi trio who...
break a wall and the will be a pie behind that wall, take the pie and throw it at Registeel, then he'll....

General Dunsparce
06-10-2007, 09:56 PM
use a hyper beam but hit a mirror and it bounces back and kill it. then....

06-11-2007, 07:43 PM
Rub fake tan oil onto Regice. He will think he looks so good, he'll run off to Milan to be a model. Then you need to...

Phantom Kat
06-12-2007, 10:09 PM
...sing to Regirock in every style of music imginable until he kills himself by falling into a volcano. Suddenly, you...

General Dunsparce
06-13-2007, 02:27 AM
you decide yo name that one thing elton john then you..