The FireRed Party Meeting Place! (Otherwise known as the BRAND NEW BOB DOLE HQ!)

[[Fair]]

Righto, well, welcome to the FireRed party campaign headquarters! Yeah, I know what you're thinking... I'm not so sure about the name, either. I wanted to change it to the "Bob Dole/Mario Party", or the "BloodRed" party (You know, for the gang members and overly violent people on these forums...) but, the big bad Treecko put his foot down and said "NO! YOU'RE THE FIRERED PARTY, $#%@%@$!!! GOT THAT, YOU DIRTY @%@$@#???" And I was all like, "Yes, you stupid @#%@%#@! Now stop @$@#$# yelling!" And he was all like, "Ok.".

Anyhoo, welcome to my Election HQ! Feel free to join my party and eat some of the provided imaginary cookies! Also, help yourself to the invisible money - there's plenty of it!

C'mon, people! Join! I need groupies! Just say you want to join and you're in!

CURRENT MEMBERS:

Bob Dole:
http://www.webcom.com/collectr/ce/images/cpdoleb.jpg

Mario:
http://cube.smedia.co.uk/downloads/pictures/ssbm/mario.jpg

Random Bum Off The Street Named Jerry:
http://www.jeffnet.org/~addicott/Resources/Pictures/image1.jpg

Cat:
http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/images/while_youre_gone.jpg

Lep:
http://www.heupel.com/albums/people/CRW_4339crop_w.small.jpg

Shroomish:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Fairgbj0/Shroom.jpg

Poke The North!:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Fairgbj0/PokeTheNorth.jpg

Lord Mullet:
http://www.et.byu.edu/~jrp64/images/mullet.jpg

[[Fair]]

(Yes, I know I'm double posting. But, I haven't done it in a year, so, um, yeah... Just deal with it this time! :razz:)

Hey! The forums are back up! Finally! w00t! ...And nobody has joined my party. Not a single person. :confused: Heck, I haven't even gotten a "You Suck" yet. C'mon, people! I'm desperate here! Somebody join! ANYBODY! ...Please?

*Dead Silence*

Nobody?

*Tumbleweed Rolls Across Floor*

C'mon...

*Crickets Chirp*

It isn't Jerry, is it? I mean, sure, he's a little creepy and all, but since he's sorta not leaving, we just have to deal with him! Be tough! WE WILL SURVIVE THE HOBO'S WEIRD UNBLINKING STARE TOGETHER!

Ooh! I know! Some mudslinging will have people begging to get in! I mean, what's a Presidential Election without dirty politics, right? Let's see here...

Reasons Why You Shouldn't Vote For The Other Guys

The Emerald Party
Treecko claims that he wants to protect the environment. LIES! ALL LIES! Treecko is actually a robotic forest killing machine who, just by breathing, murders a squirrel each second! Squirrels, people, SQUIRRELS! Stop this squirrel killing madness! Don't vote for Treecko!

The Sapphire Party
Last month, Neo Pikachu kicked my dog, Fido, so hard that he couldn't roll over for a month! Poor ol' Fido became depressed shortly after, and to this day, refuses to quit farting at the dinner table. You don't want to vote for an evil dog kicker, do you?

The LeafGreen Party
On the surface, HKim may look like a completely normal, (If Not Incredibly Smart And Dangerously Efficient...) human being. But, if you look deeper, you can easily see that he's actually an alien sent to Earth to observe humans through an obscure Pokémon message board! As you're reading this right now, Kim's sending collected data back to his home planet for analysis! If Kim wins this election, an Alien Invasion like nothing you've ever imagined will happen! COWS WILL FLY! Cuz, um, where Kim's from, Cows do that sorta thing. Yeah, I know... It's very cool. Yup, Earth sucks.

The Ruby Party
Last, but definitely not least, is the Ruby party. N8 promises that if he wins, he'll ensure sufficient STD vaccinations for all! What he doesn't tell you is that he too, is an alien. That's right, he's actually Kim's long lost brother! And his vaccinations are all a part of their conspiracy. You see, what happens is, when you're injected with the "Vaccination", you spontaneously combust. That's right, you just 'splode. No warning, no nothing. Just boom. You're gone. I dunno, it might be kinda funny to watch all of your enemies just blow up, but, um, I guess it wouldn't be too funny if you're already 'sploded. I mean, you'd be a little too busy being dead and stuff to laugh. I guess your ashes could maybe blow into their eyes... Or perhaps just the smell of your rotten flesh will be enough to make them drop dead, but that's beside my point! YOU DON'T WANT TO VOTE FOR A DASTARDLY 'SPLODING VACCINATION PUSHER! IT'S BAD FOR THE ECONOMY!

And there you have it! The moral of this story? Join my party and vote for me! YAAAAAAY!

[Lord Celebi]

Hey! The forums are back up! Finally! w00t! ...And nobody has joined my party. Not a single person. Heck, I haven't even gotten a "You Suck" yet. C'mon, people! I'm desperate here! Somebody join! ANYBODY! ...Please?
As you wish:

You Suck! Oh, and Jerry's a robot working for the Sapphire party

*Jerry Beats up fair*

[[Fair]]

As you wish:

You Suck! Oh, and Jerry's a robot working for the Sapphire party

*Jerry Beats up fair*

*Gives Jerry A Sandwich*

*Jerry Eats It And Passes Out*

Ha! Food always works!

Anyhoo, I'm proud to announce that my running mate is none other than SHROOMISH! YAAAAAY! FREE MILK AND COOKIES FOR ALL!*

*Shipping And Handling Required. Cookies And Milk May Not Be Actual Cookies And Milk.

[Khashoggi]

I'll join, Fair. :silly: At least your party recognises that it's a joke. =d

[Jack of Clovers]

dude,,, fair... ur my hero. lol. :tongue: such wit and cleverness. you get my vote because you always make me laugh. leaders are too serious, that's why you need to win. lol. more fun = better forum environment.

long live Bob Dole!

~Jack~

[[Fair]]

YAY! PEOPLE ARE JOINING! YAAAAAY!

I guess this means I should cancel my 2 O'Clock crying appointment tomorrow! :happy:

The first post has been updated with new pictures!

I'd also like to announce that anybody who recruits somebody else to this Party will recieve a piece of my hair*! Yes, that's right - a piece of [Fair]'s HAIR*! Perfect for all of your voodoo needs!

*Hair may not actually be [Fair]'s. Don't be surprised if you recieve a strand of hair that once belonged to one of [Fair]'s enemies. Cuz, [Fair] is just evil like that. Little Known Fact: reading text that is this small has been proven to cause eye cancer. Yup, that's right - you're gonna die a very, very painful death, very, very soon...and stuff. So, yeah. Go ahead and put [Fair] in your Will now. That is all. Word to your mother. w00t.

[Jack of Clovers]

lol. i like my pic. if i wanted to look like a leprechaun in real life, that's what i would wear. heh. it's better than Curtis's comic drawing of me. :goofy:

~Jack~

[Poke the North!]

Hmm...this looks interesting. What's all this about?

[Khashoggi]

lol. i like my pic. if i wanted to look like a leprechaun in real life, that's what i would wear. heh. it's better than Curtis's comic drawing of me. :goofy:

~Jack~
Lookin' good, Lep... :tongue:

This is one of the parties you can join/vote for in the PE2K Election, PtN.

And uhm, what's your SN all about? O.o

[[Fair]]

lol. i like my pic. if i wanted to look like a leprechaun in real life, that's what i would wear. heh. it's better than Curtis's comic drawing of me. :goofy:

~Jack~
Yeah, he makes us look sooooo good in those drawings, doesn't he? :crackup:

OOH! OOH! POKE THE NORTH! POKE THE NORTH! Join! Please? We need dedicated individuals to join our cult! Erm, political party... Yeah... Political Party. *To Jerry: HIDE THE GOATS! WE'LL SACRIFICE THEM TOMORROW AFTER TENNIS!* I'll poke the north all you want if you join! :happy:

Also, the Official Election Poll is now up! Vote now! CLICK ME! (http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4437)

[Poke the North!]

...I still don't completely understand, but whatever. I'm up for a bit of oddity. Count me in. :cool: Am I supposed to find my own picture?

[Khashoggi]

...I still don't completely understand, but whatever. I'm up for a bit of oddity. Count me in. :cool: Am I supposed to find my own picture?
I'm sure Fair'll find something suitable. :tongue: Be sure to vote... O.o; We might even get last place if we're lucky.

[Poke the North!]

I did go and vote, because this is the only party with any life in it. :tongue3: Though we are currently tied for last, so you never know.

[Shroomish]

Rofl @ the pics. Fair never ceases to surprise us with his insainity, does he? :tongue:

Sorry for not posting until now. Life = busy.

Anyway, w00t! GO US! We're like the Ralph Nater of PE2K. XD

[[Fair]]

Alright! The first post has been updated again! Thanks for joining, Poke The North!

Also, we're ahead of the Emerald party by a vote! YAAAAAY US! :razz: TAKE THAT TREECKO! THIS ONE'S FOR THE SQUIRRELS!

[Poke the North!]

W00t, nice pic you did for me. :eh: Anyway, so if by some miracle we win this thing, what happens? o_o

[Jack of Clovers]

Anyway, w00t! GO US! We're like the Ralph Nater of PE2K
lol. that's awesome. and we won't be last place.
plus, it seems like fun to cause a little trouble in the voting poll. :wink:

~Jack~

[[Fair]]

W00t, nice pic you did for me. :eh: Anyway, so if by some miracle we win this thing, what happens? o_o I'm glad you like it! :happy:

Well, if we win this thing, I'll become president, and Bob Dole will take over PE2K...and make people worship him...and stuff. Ooh! Ooh! And there'll be dancing robots everywhere you go, too!

They might look like this!
http://images.sharperimage.com.edgesuite.net/all/en/images/products/FE051-PIP.JPG

Or perhaps this!
http://www.taiga.com/~paul/df-rob.jpg

At any rate, one thing's for sure: you will FREAKING LOVE IT!


plus, it seems like fun to cause a little trouble in the voting poll. :wink:Heh, that's not the only place we're causing trouble... Have you seen the LeafGreen party's thread lately? :wink: :tongue:

[Lord Mullet]

Oooh! Oooh! Pick me! Pick me!

[Poke the North!]

W00t, dancing robots pwn. =P

Anyway, I did a party banner because I was bored.

http://img126.exs.cx/img126/4699/BOBdoleparty.png

[Jack of Clovers]

lol. that's nice poke. or is it north? hmmm... lol. the stress is killing me.

Heh, that's not the only place we're causing trouble... Have you seen the LeafGreen party's thread lately?
ya, i saw that before. all i can saw is awesome! :cool:

lets get more people to vote for our team. only 8 more votes until Fair takes the lead. ill see if i can get Curtis to vote for ya :wink:

~Jack~

[Shroomish]

lol North. Sweet banner. XD

Heh, I'm gonna get my nephew to vote. He has like one post but whatever, he's still a member. :wink:

[[Fair]]

W00t, dancing robots pwn. =P

Anyway, I did a party banner because I was bored.

http://img126.exs.cx/img126/4699/BOBdoleparty.png

Alright! Sweet banner! I'm now adopting it as the FireRed party's official election banner! :happy: Thank you!

Lord Mullet: You're in! Welcome to the family! Just watch out for Jerry... *In A Hushed Voice* He can get a little hungry sometimes... :wink: The first post has been updated!

Shroom And Lep: The more the merrier! Get everybody you know to vote for me! Spread the word! FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT! (I'm sure you two have plenty more relatives that would love to give me the vote... :wink: :wink:
Heh, heh... If you get my drift... :wink: :wink: Don't cheat though.... That would be bad... :wink: :wink:)

Anyhoo, I'm off to campaign some more! :wink: :wink:

[Lord Mullet]

Woohoo! Coolest picture! Not like those other dumb ones. They don't even compare.

[Matthew]

YOU'rE HeAdQuArTeRs HaS bEeN M00sEd.

http://www.cmcband.co.uk/Moose.jpg

Brought to you by the KIMBO/LEAF GREEN Party.

PWN'd

[Poke the North!]

Because this is surely what Matthew meant. :tongue3:

http://img6.exs.cx/img6/5955/MooseFireRed.jpg

PWN'D

[Shroomish]

Matthew, you dare M00se the party of a Mooser?! This means war, it does. *Gets out raw eggs* Bring it. :evil:

Lol @ Poke; good come back. I am now off to Moose Matthew via PM. :tongue:

[Poke the North!]

Lol, give him hell for us. :tongue3: Muahaha.

[koolcurtis]

Hello, I thought i should vote for you cause ur the best candidate out there. :tongue: GO FAIR!

[Jack of Clovers]

curse matthew... he brough rotten spam to our thread. we should start a new campaign against that.

"Vote Fair! He will stop the Moosing!"

yep. and look, i got Curtis to vote for us! woohoo!

~Jack~

[Matthew]

curse matthew... he brough rotten spam to our thread. we should start a new campaign against that.

"Vote Fair! He will stop the Moosing!"

yep. and look, i got Curtis to vote for us! woohoo!

~Jack~

Why would he stop it when a couple of his members are moosers XD Shroom being one of them... and I was just revenging his TPing of our base... lol :rolleyes: friendly warfare is all... lol.

[Shroomish]

Lol. Live a little, Lep. Life isn't only about Lucky Charms. :tongue:

This reminds me of the Jumbas... There were this group of people that hated them more than life itself. XD

[Matthew]

I can't remember what side I was on.... lol, but I love thejumbas now ^^;... wish I had one to turn into a moose... :cry:

[Poke the North!]

I remember those damnable Jumbas... >_> I've still got the old "Bye Bye Jumba" banner to dig up if they ever return.

[[Fair]]

Well, homies, peeps, and/or dawgs, we lost the election... :sad: But, it was a good run, anyway, and the final results showed that we were alot closer than I thought we would be, so woohoo for that!

I'd just like to thank you guys for supporting me! You all get imaginary cookies! A winner is you!