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Lord Celebi
10-22-2004, 05:44 PM
National Republican Comittee Presents:

Why to Vote for a Neanderthol.

Winning this war: President Bush and our Republican Senate candidates understand that in order to win the War on Terrorism, we must confront threats abroad and remain committed to staying the course. We cannot tire until we are safe. To support this steady team and their unflinching commitment with a contribution of at least $4, please click here.

Vision: To win this war, our leaders will need to have a vision for the future. President Bush and the Republican Party's vision of a peaceful, democratic Iraq in the heart of the Middle East is powerful. Our commitment to the transformative power of freedom is compelling. To support President Bush and the Republican Senate Majority with a contribution of at least $4, please click here.

Leadership: President Bush's administration has tackled and solved the problems thrust upon us. He has made hard choices and has thrown his full commitment behind them. He has kept us moving forward to a safer day even if it would be easier to rest. That kind of resolve is rare and the President deserves our admiration. To support the President and the Republican Senate Majority with a contribution of at least $4, please click here.

Experience: Americans have always shown an amazing resiliency throughout our history. It is one of our great strengths. And now beset by threats from abroad, I urge us to draw upon that experience and rally around this President and our Republican team. President Bush and the Republican Senate Majority are committed to making us safer. They have the resolve to see the task though to the end and they deserve our support. To make a contribution of at least $4, please click here.

The National Vote For Kerry Comittee Presents a Revised Edition:

Bigger Wallets: All the Republicans will get bigger wallets (In Stupid: Yup, them rich people will get richer, and we will get poorer)

Draft: Because of Bush's Plans, there will need to have a draft to win this war (In Stupid: Yup, them rich people will give me a shotgun and make me kill all them bearded people)

Lieing: Bush has lied to us (In Stupid: Bush had lied to us)


There, Much Better. I got the original e-mail from someone who signed me up for the NRSC. I went on their site and changed the e-mail address they were to send things to to Bushisahypocrit@johnkerryrules.com.

Alakazam
10-23-2004, 02:28 AM
Heh, this doesn't surprise me. The Republicans and Bush have said constantly that they will spend as much money on the War on Terror as it will take, but how do they expect to pay for it? With Bush's permanent tax cuts? :rolleyes:

Lord Celebi
10-23-2004, 03:16 AM
Heh, this doesn't surprise me. The Republicans and Bush have said constantly that they will spend as much money on the War on Terror as it will take, but how do they expect to pay for it? With Bush's permanent tax cuts? :rolleyes:
Agreed. But the 'Revised' Edition I made up to be funny.