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Dragon_Master
06-17-2007, 09:44 PM
*Permission from Pikachu_Oi for game*

Just post ways to get kicked out of a church!

E.G.

Take communion. Sit at the front. When you get the commuunion, run to the back and get another one.

Rawr
06-17-2007, 09:51 PM
Umm....swear? and do a homosexual kiss?

Pikachu_Oi
06-17-2007, 10:17 PM
Easy! All you have to do is SCREAM!!!!!

Dragon_Master
06-17-2007, 10:19 PM
Go to the library in the church. Keep on checking out books and check them back in.
Repeat.

autism
06-18-2007, 01:48 AM
Take off your clothes and do a sexy dance.

PalkiaAndBlisseyrock
06-18-2007, 03:36 AM
Scream HOORAY FOR SATAN!
Was that bad... should I edit that?

Exon Auxus
06-18-2007, 03:39 AM
Replace the Grape Juice they use for Communion with your urine. Add purple food coloring to it, and serve.

The Jr Trainer
06-18-2007, 03:50 AM
Act like a crazy idiot and scream bad words

PalkiaAndBlisseyrock
06-18-2007, 04:16 AM
Act like a crazy idiot and scream bad words

Funny... how that sounded like a Happy noodle boy reference.

When at a Funeral say 'They deserved it.'
(and then whisper to the person next to you 'i killed them ya know.')

Invisible
06-20-2007, 02:09 AM
Throw a rock at a window.

Blaziken913
06-20-2007, 03:59 AM
Sing "Stairway to Heaven" backwards.

(Oh here's to my sweet Satan.
The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is Satan.
He will give those with him 666.
There was a little toolshed where he made us suffer, sad Satan.)

Team Pheonix
06-20-2007, 04:43 AM
Get drunk off the communion wine. If they use grape juice, act drunk.

Wingull
06-20-2007, 04:50 AM
Run up to the priest (sp?) and pants him!

Was that a bad thing I said?

cacatua
06-20-2007, 04:57 AM
scream " PENAUT BUTTER JELLY TIME " and start dancing

PalkiaAndBlisseyrock
06-20-2007, 05:02 AM
'this Bread Tastes Dry ;_;'

Pikachu_Oi
06-20-2007, 06:11 AM
scream " PENAUT BUTTER JELLY TIME " and start dancing

No, it would be more effective if you sang the whole song 50 times and did this:

:banana:

Lord Torterra
06-21-2007, 01:52 AM
scream "go to hell u stupid happy people!" and get drunk off of wine. yay wine!!!!!:hungry::hungry::banana::banana::banana:

PalkiaAndBlisseyrock
06-23-2007, 08:38 AM
In the middle of silence, yell 'OY CAN U PLEASE ASK GOD WHAT TIME IT IS?!' At the priest

autism
06-23-2007, 03:27 PM
Tell the priest that your an atheist.