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Neo Emolga
11-28-2004, 02:22 AM
http://pirate.shu.edu/~rodmanjo/WarParody.jpg

Okay well needless to say, I came up with this crazy idea, first showed it to Fair and he loved it. Then I showed it to Harry and he also was interested in the idea, so here I am, presenting it front of everyone.

Well, you’re probably wondering, just what on Earth is War Season 3⅔? To put it short, it’s a total parody of the usual war season competitions we have, where every event has gone completely screwy in one way or another. Meanwhile, points are calculated the same way in the same format as war season 1 and 2, but the real goal is to have a lot of wacky fun. So, here are the sections, totally screwed around with in plenty of weird ways.



Lookie – Yes! It’s the dream you have all been waiting for! The day the Lookie thread actually becomes on official war section! Points are handed out to the people who kill everyone else in the most funniest and original ways possible!

Art – Guess what you people who use Photoshop like a crutch!? Your days of Bevel and Emboss and Filter>Render>Clouds are over with! Every submission that is sent to the Art section has to be in MS Paint, forcing everyone to have to draw with the same crappy program! Again, points are handed out to the funniest looking picture, or to the person who can actually draw something decent with that pathetic program! And don’t even THINK of drawing something on paper and scanning it in, because we’ll know… *coughRachelcough*

War Role Play – And of course you knew this wouldn’t make it out of this war season without being completely harassed, now did you? The battle between the TMA, Trainer, Nox and the other war teams rages on, but something strange has happened. We’ve all been magically turned into Pokémon! Everyone becomes the Pokémon they best represent (i.e. Harry Kim as Bulbasaur, ElimN8 as Alakazam, and yours truly as Pikachu) and still continues the crazy All Your Base Are Belong to Us battle spree! This time points are handed out for the best RP entries, and humor is an extremely big plus as well!

Fan Fiction – And I bet you really thought we couldn’t screw around with this either. What do you think your precious fan fictions would suddenly look like without the letter “e” in them? Thy’ll start looking lik this! So imagin all your favorit fan fictions suddnly looking lik wird crap for onc! Plus don’t b afraid to us plnty of 1337 languag as wll! So OMG! Mak th 1337st fan fiction you can think of! WTF! Also, putting good old classic humor in your fan fiction will gt you mor points too!

URPG – What happens when the URPG’s finest champions find themselves in War Season 3⅔? They find themselves stuck with using Charmander and Bulbasaur, because the only thing they’ll be allowed to use is completely unevolved Pokémon! So finally, so long to all those other overgrown guys, and at last, we can all say Adios to Harry Kim’s steroid Starmie!!!

Debate – Yup, even PE2K’s most serious section has been turned inside out. No more talking about Bush and killing babies, now we’re going to be talking about what realty show we think has got to be the stupidest one of all time, what video game we think is so overly hyped out that it’s making us puke that Big Bacon Classic we had at Wendy’s, and which of today’s cars we think is the crappiest one of all time! Points are given to the person who can make the most convincing argument while keeping it darn funny!

Scavenger Hunt – And everyone’s favorite Google-abusin’ section is back, only this time everyone’s is out to find really weird or extremely funny pictures (Nothing pornographic or violent you crazy monkey!) such at that OWNED! picture of the little kid being chased by a car, a goofy picture from a comic strip, or any other wacky nonsense the judge can bust out with! Be sure to have fun with this one!

Creative Writing – Imagine writing a lovely and detailed poem or Haiku about something so random and crazy like WORD TO YOUR MOTHERS!!! Ah Word to Your Mothers, how my family gathers around the table to praise your name. Ah Word to Your Mothers, how you bring joy and happiness through every one of my smiling days. Points go to the person who can still write well about something so crazy and random, and yes, bonus points go out to those who pump out the funniest sounding nonsense possible!

Humor – Yes, this is pure, unblemished and raw humor, right out of the bag! It’s a wacky free for all in this one, which focuses on making exclusive use of all your PE2K friends and family on the forum! So go ahead, make crazy fun of everyone at PE2K and the silly and crazy things we can do! Ever want to write an alternate ending to a popular movie? Do it here, put all your PE2K friends in it, and make it as crazy as possible!



So, I’d just like to hear your thoughts about this, and whether we should consider it…

Half a Dollar
11-28-2004, 02:27 AM
Ohhh, I like. The War screwed over, heh, I like that. I support this thread.

Go War 3 2/3! >_>

TMTS
11-28-2004, 02:42 AM
As second-in-command of *ahem* Neo Team Aqua Frost I support this idea! It sounds like a lot of fun- it'll be hilarious! :goofy:

Crossfire Chaos
11-28-2004, 02:54 AM
This RP has been deamed worth by the: Chaos Causing Company®

mlugia
11-28-2004, 03:13 AM
Mana stamps this thread with his stamp of approval.

All it took were 4 words: "No more, harry's Starmie"

boltAge
11-28-2004, 03:15 AM
Love it. Would be fun for a change, ya know.

Although I wonder how serious people like Kim is going to compete O_o

HKim
11-28-2004, 03:16 AM
Neo already knows that he has my support. He also knows that Trainer will be ready for any challenge thrown at them.


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mlugia
11-28-2004, 03:22 AM
Of course, when Team Nox is thrown at Trainer, Trainer can only bow in shame and cry to our uber random hysterics!

Techno Treecko
11-28-2004, 07:02 AM
OH
MY
GOD

Dude this is so pathetic. You guys ruined the war completely. Anyway, I left PE2K, so whatever, have fun going to ruins. >_>

Viva La Resistance!

Dratini
11-28-2004, 07:26 AM
The war is dead, and trying to revive it is like trying to bring back 1800 fashion. Put simply, quit trying, 'cause it ain't happenin'. However, I will credit its uniqueness. It's like 1800 fashion with tiedye headbands and cell phones, funny yet... somewhat dry.

Also, fix the URPG up some... Snorlax is unevolved, y'know? It'll be Snorlax vs. Snorlax, all the way! And if not, there are a handful of other relatively powerful unevolved mons, but not enough for anything interesting to happen. In any event, I do assume Snorlax ban is a given. O.o

Raddstealth316
11-28-2004, 01:44 PM
I like the idea but don't bring it just now, wait for summer.

As for people like you Treecko, don't try and prevent people like neo who are trying to help the forum from doing a great job.

About the URPG, yeah I agree with D that mons like lax should be banned cause there are alot of abusers out there :susp: I personally wouldn't mind battling with non-evolutioned mons, makes no difference to me :cool:

Agent Orange
11-28-2004, 03:40 PM
LMAO, I say go with it, this sounds awesome!

*Imagines being able to join the Art compitition without getting his ass kicked in for once*

And lookie being in the War? This is going to rock!

Neo Emolga
11-28-2004, 04:29 PM
Well honestly TT, you’ve pretty much gone against the entire forum, so seeing criticism from you at a time like this really isn’t too much of a surprise.

As for D, in a way you’re right, about the URPG I mean. Single evolution Pokémon should be disqualified, because I’m quite sick of Snorlax myself thank you very much…

As for an official starting date, I know the usual War seasons come out during the summer, but that’s still a long distance away and by the time it comes around chances are we will probably forget this even existed by then. Plus, this is not really meant to be an official War season, it’s just meant to be a fun thing on the side that can be done to make the forum more enjoyable. And still, it is set up so points are tallied the same way that War Season 1 and 2 had it. I honestly think this can be released sooner, and there wouldn’t be that many problems with activity since people will have all week to submit entries.

So I thought, maybe let it go for ten weeks, with everyone having all week to submit an entry. That shouldn’t have that much impact when it comes to school, right? I don’t see why this can’t be started just after Christmas or in January. It shouldn’t be that much of a problem. And I'd still like to see War Season 4 arrive in the summer if possible.

Anyway, I appreciate the feedback I have been getting. Some people believe the whole war is dead but I think they feel that way because War Season 3 didn’t end exactly the way we wanted to. Since the system used in Season 1 and 2 is tried and true and certainly isn't as complicated, I’m hoping doing this will put the war back on its feet and give everyone something to look forward to.

Yes I know, another super long post from me… :tongue:

mlugia
11-28-2004, 05:07 PM
Neo, just clarify that you meant "completely unevolved evolvable pokemon" or something =)

boltAge
11-28-2004, 05:20 PM
Just a suggestion...

Why don't we count the points by fortnights/months? This will give those people with limited computer access enough time to submit their entries and stuff.

Neo Emolga
11-28-2004, 05:21 PM
Bleh, sounds like a mouthful but that's what I meant.

No Absols, Snorlaxes, Skarmorys, that kind of thing. Everyone has to use Pokemon that CAN evolve but HAVEN'T been evolved yet.

There, I hope that makes it a bit more clear.

Lord Celebi
11-28-2004, 05:28 PM
That all sounds good except 2 tings:
1. Debate: Debate is a serious section I cant live without. Leave Debate the way it is.
2. Rp: You make my Uber Cool Spikes come out of my armor and I kill someone look like crap. Leave RP the way it is, I like it where its serious, and I dont want Squirtle Grunts. And my armor wont fit on a Mudkip Body. *Quickly runs to Dr. Tiantus's lab to conform armor*

Half a Dollar
11-28-2004, 05:31 PM
rust, it's supposed to be screwed up. =\ Leaving some of it normal will mess up most of the WAR 3 2/3.

My 2 cents, or 1 cent.

Agent Orange
11-28-2004, 06:01 PM
Lol...yeah, Rust, I don'y think this is meant to be an actual; war, since War 4 is coming up this summer apparently.

Ninja Emperor
11-28-2004, 08:54 PM
Sounds like fun, so count me in ^^ I wounder who I will be in War RP *begins to chose* Charizard or Mewtwo, Charizard or Mewtwo, Charizard or Mewtwo hey guys, who do you think I should be?

Kenny_C.002
11-28-2004, 08:56 PM
OH NOS! I have to use pokemon from outside of my top 3 list! lol

*Smeargle was cross chopped*
*Murkrow was sliced and diced for thanksgiving*
*Qwilfish was skinned for sushi*

Mmmmm....lightly toasted aipom on a stick....

Uhhh....wait only Smeargle's in my fav. category. I'm stuck with a Ralts, aren't I? lol

w00t w00t!

And I shall say that we, the TMA, are incredibly powerful in every way and that no crappy little Trainer team can handle our omnipotent powers in which the wrath of the smeargle will truly devestate all that tries to stand in our way. (wtf was that all about? I don't know.)

Tamer Marco
11-28-2004, 09:00 PM
OH MY GOD. I am gonna pwn in this war. ;)

Zenaku
11-28-2004, 09:24 PM
Ah, finally, the old system... Hopefully Nox will be just as successful in the areas this time around as it was in War Season 3... Don't you think, Mr. Pointy? ...Mr. Pointy? Where are you...? OMG... My little leprachaun friend Mr. Pointy has disappeared! NO! This is the end of Nox-- Wait... I never had a leprachaun friend...

TDD91
11-28-2004, 10:27 PM
Whoo hoo! All those Blackadder scripts are gonna be very useful now! >=)

*Prepares to add in DA as the bumbling idiot who is elected MP by 3 rather mangy cows, a hen in her late forties and a dachsund named Colin*

Zenaku
11-28-2004, 10:31 PM
Whoo hoo! All those Blackadder scripts are gonna be very useful now! >=)

*Prepares to add in DA as the bumbling idiot who is elected MP by 3 rather mangy cows, a hen in her late forties and a dachsund named Colin*

Ah, my public... Those must be the smartest voters ever... Today, MP... Tomorrow... The world! *Ahem* I mean, uh... Meh. MP's great, but it's not the end of the world. More like the end of freedom

TDD91
11-28-2004, 11:07 PM
I of course represent the Monster Raving Looney Party. =P

Sutiivun
11-28-2004, 11:36 PM
I really like the idea NP. I like the added twists, and it will prove to be a harder challenge for those used to the original war. Good job Neo, and go war season 3 2/3! ^_^

Tamer Marco
11-28-2004, 11:41 PM
I really like the idea NP. I like the added twists, and it will prove to be a harder challenge for those used to the original war. Good job Neo, and go war season 3 2/3! ^_^ Heh, not for me. Humor is my thing.

Keeper_of_Light
11-29-2004, 10:46 PM
Well I think its a great idea and I fully support it.

bronislav84
11-29-2004, 11:34 PM
Me likes. Joe, this is a pretty good idea.

Note: Bomsh = Ninja/George

Bomsh would actually shine in the Art section. He's been practicing Paint art and I gotta admit, hes pretty darn good.

The twist on the RP would be kinda fun too. It's just that before the new RP season begins, I wanna finish the old one. It realy only needs 3 people (Me, Bomsh, and Duke/Ace) to finish. The thread is on Hiatus, no matter what anybody says. *points to Sig*

Now I'm wondering something. In the URPG, are these like new Pkmn, or our Pkmn that have been spreayed with a De-evoltion Spray to the lowest stage for the purposes of the battles, or are these not our Pkmn at all? Like Rentals.

Matthew
11-29-2004, 11:36 PM
Heh... I kinda like it... I might be good with Paint... I have a whacky side too you know :P

And Raik.... if we made each point-giving session a month long... I think that people will lose interest... that is dragged out way too long... I think I like it the way it is, being one weeks.

*turns around and walks into a waill covered in hunny*

OPuch.... :goofy:

Bear: Roar

crap.... :susp:

TotodileHop24
11-30-2004, 02:26 AM
Well, I will say this... bringing this idea to reality will definitely increase forum activity... :oops:

I'm forward with the different approach to all of the existing sections. I'll be honest... I was hoping to see an explosion of new ideas here and there for the sections, time frame, judging, etc., and I'm seeing just that, except it's a tad out-of-bounds with the craziness. Not that that's bad! Just unexpected is all, heh. If this new WAR season comes into reality, I guess I'll just have to shut my mouth and adjust.

Mostly everything else is staying the same, which is good. I mean, we can't let certain things go out of control. The amount of time given to team members shouldn't change, and the same WAR rules should apply everywhere... that's just common sense. There's a way for all of us to have fun, and yet have there be some organization as well.

I glanced through a few sections that really caught my attention:

The "Lookie!" thread will become an official WAR season thread?! That place, in my opinion, will be the most interesting of interesting threads to keep an eye on; that's an obvious fact. Hopefully things won't get too out of control.

The Creative Writing/Fan Fiction threads have lost all of its sanity. Writing a poem about polka-dot dogs on stilts threating to take over every rawhide-producing company on the face of the earth sounds absoulutely halarious! ...And it's LEGAL! :eek:

Every single piece submitted in the Art section has to be made in MS Paint?! NO0O0O0O0O0O0............... I mean, excellent! Now is my chance to practice up on my Paint skills, seeing is a won't have much of a choice... Good one Neo & Fair.

Those are just a few of my thoughts regarding WAR season 3 & 2/3 (catchy title). I look forward to seeing this idea become a reality before long. :angel:

Poke the North!
11-30-2004, 07:21 PM
W00t! At last I can enter the Fan Art competition with a hope of winning! ^_^ Besides, MS Paint isn't that crap. X_X

Anyway, I like all of those ideas! It would bring the life into the Wars that they really need, and you can be sure my activity will go up 6000% or more.

Matthew
12-01-2004, 04:53 AM
Every single piece submitted in the Art section has to be made in MS Paint?! NO0O0O0O0O0O0............... I mean, excellent! Now is my chance to practice up on my Paint skills, seeing is a won't have much of a choice... Good one Neo & Fair.

Gah... I know how you feel... I haven't used Paint since.... before I got PS a year and a half or so ago XD

Jack of Clovers
12-01-2004, 06:21 PM
Lookie – Are you serious? obviously not, since this 2/3 idea is a joke... literally. heh. uh, ya. :tongue: lookie... as a war section... beyond imagination.

Art – lol. good. i don't like sharing competition with those photoshop people because they have better presentation than my hand drawn pics. take that :sleepy:

War Role Play – uh, don't care.

Fan Fiction – these will be some crazy fics to read. :goofy:

URPG – looks like the new people will have some advantage... maybe. muhahahahaha :goofy:

Debate – fun!

Scavenger Hunt – uh, don't care.

Creative Writing – hmmmm....

Humor- really? a humor section for the mock war season. no... say it ain't so.


sounds like a crazy fake season, getting ready for summer. hopefully my serious humor can work. if not, i'll throw => :goofy: behind every sentence.

~Jack~

Lord Celebi
12-02-2004, 10:09 PM
NP, when is War 2/3 gonna start?

Neo Emolga
12-02-2004, 11:13 PM
Monday the 6th of December.

However, stuff is going to be set up on the 5th, which is Sunday.

Lord Celebi
12-03-2004, 02:03 AM
Monday the 6th of December.

However, stuff is going to be set up on the 5th, which is Sunday.
Can I set up my stuff now, Friday or Saturday, or Do I have to wait till Sunday?

Kenny_C.002
12-03-2004, 02:32 AM
I'm up by the 14th. Anyway, I really do think maybe the name "War Season 2 2/3" doesn't have enough impact. Maybe we need to emphasize the parody...

"Unwar Season 2 2/3"

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THE UNGOD RETURNS!!!!! (that's me btw)

*runs around with a spatula of doom*

SMITE! I SHALL SMOTTEN ALL OF YOU! Wheeee!

Matthew
12-03-2004, 02:39 AM
I'm up by the 14th. Anyway, I really do think maybe the name "War Season 2 2/3" doesn't have enough impact. Maybe we need to emphasize the parody...

"Unwar Season 2 2/3"

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THE UNGOD RETURNS!!!!! (that's me btw)

*runs around with a spatula of doom*

SMITE! I SHALL SMOTTEN ALL OF YOU! Wheeee!

Unwar... lol... funny XD I like it. lol.

Oh... and it is 3... XD not 2 @_@
:goofy:

I can't wait to play in this war. It will lighten up the mood of this place and add some activity... I have been neglegting to come to the forums more often because there really isn't alot to post in... so hopefully this will give me more areas to post...

Oh... and NOX pwns :goofy:

Kenny_C.002
12-03-2004, 02:45 AM
Who cares about typos like that? That's it! YOU SHALL BE SMOTTEN TO A CRISPY KREME!!!!!!

*SMOTES with spatula of |)()()|v| (TM)*

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Neo Emolga
12-03-2004, 04:38 AM
Can I set up my stuff now, Friday or Saturday, or Do I have to wait till Sunday?

That's fine, just as long as it's before Monday.

Oh, and to everyone else, |\|()>< ()\/\/|\|Z j00!

Manjoume Jun
12-03-2004, 04:45 AM
Whut the buhjeebaz?!

This sounds insane!!

I like, I like!!

Go pepperoni!!

I'm in, once I re-read the first post and get in touch with my inner grade-A nutcase.

Phoenix004
01-27-2005, 01:07 PM
Just a thought: what happened to the Pokemon Trivia section we had during the last War?

Neo Emolga
01-27-2005, 04:56 PM
Just a thought: what happened to the Pokemon Trivia section we had during the last War?

Well, I got rid of it. It's hard to handle and people got really annoyed at it, so I pretty muched tossed it.

Hope you understand...

boltAge
01-29-2005, 04:43 PM
Can we have the 'Must Have More Than 2 ACTIVE Members In Each Team' rule?

It'd be cool putting a few teams out of business.

EDIT: Wrong stuff -.-

Matthew
01-29-2005, 06:13 PM
That was a good rule, but it would suck for Aqua... they are doing nice this war, and it would suck to dismember them this far into the war.... maybe next season should that rule be applied.

boltAge
01-29-2005, 06:38 PM
That was a good rule, but it would suck for Aqua... they are doing nice this war, and it would suck to dismember them this far into the war.... maybe next season should that rule be applied.
Hey, don't you get what I'm meaning, I'm trying to get AF out of the war :razz:

Lord Celebi
01-29-2005, 06:46 PM
Hey, don't you get what I'm meaning, I'm trying to get AF out of the war :razz:
Cuz you're worried you're gonna lose. WIMP! Unfortunately, TMTS is also active. :razz:

boltAge
01-30-2005, 10:43 AM
Cuz you're worried you're gonna lose. WIMP! Unfortunately, TMTS is also active. :razz:
Those that don't win are losers? Geez ._.

Also, I said 'more than two people'. You + TMTS = 2 only. Please learn to read :biggrin:

Neo Emolga
02-21-2005, 11:54 PM
Well, this is done. Should have been maybe only five weeks, but I'm not complaining.

*Locked and Unstickied.