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Darth Murkrow
07-09-2007, 06:57 PM
The person above you has just won a game of rock, paper, scissors, and it's your job to beat them, using the most random means possible. For instance.

Me: *Started this game* Rock, paper...

A: Scissors. I throw down shampoo and squirt it into your eyes. I win. Rock, paper...

B: Scissors. I send out my wailord paratroopers to crush you. I win. Rock, paper...

C: Scissors. I use my family-sized tub of superglue to glue you to the ceiling. Rock, paper...

So on and so forth.

Please follow all Pe2k rules, the four-word rule, and let's all be nice. I know the object is to cause the most painful demise to your oponent possible, but let's not be barbarians about it. :wink:

All right, here goes...

Rock, paper...

Poring
07-09-2007, 08:15 PM
Scissors. I make you cling to a burning iron poll of 450 degrees Fahrenheit until your body burns to ashes. Rock, paper...

Hatchet
07-09-2007, 08:18 PM
Scissors.I kick sand in your eyes.I win.Rock, Paper,

Darth Murkrow
07-10-2007, 12:02 AM
Scissors. I cryogenically freeze you against your will. I win. Rock, paper...

Shozuka
07-10-2007, 12:24 AM
Scissors.

I turn into Bigfoot and squish you to death.

Rock....Paper...

Poring
07-10-2007, 12:31 AM
...Scissors. I chop of your hands with a rusty spork. I win by default. Rock, paper...

Shozuka
07-10-2007, 12:41 AM
Scissors! I shoot you :)

Rock Paper....

Frozen Torchic
07-10-2007, 06:39 AM
...scissors. I made you fight against my Torchic. He burnt you. I win.

Rock, Paper...

hbmacho101
07-10-2007, 03:56 PM
scissors. i throw u in a pit of lava. rock, paper.....

-Pichu Boy-
07-10-2007, 03:59 PM
Scissors. I strap you into a chair and make you watch a slideshow of Einstien's greatest achievements. Rock, Paper...

Poring
07-10-2007, 04:42 PM
Scissors. I cut off your fingers with a chainsaw so you can't make any signs. Rock, paper...

The Jr Trainer
07-10-2007, 04:46 PM
Scizzors, I cut you with a monkeys butt...Scizzors,Rock...

Mitsuzo-kun
07-10-2007, 04:53 PM
...Paper. I shove a hook up your nose and pull out some boogers, but I eventually get to your brain. Rock, Paper...

Myst3rio565
07-10-2007, 05:00 PM
Scissors. I send out my Roserade from my DS Lite and tell her to use Solar Beam on you. I win. Rock, Paper...

Cow_Guy
07-10-2007, 05:35 PM
http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13961

This is very pointless.

Thoughts - Ooh! Ooh! That's what LA said when he locked the thread above!

...Yes, that's another Rock, Paper, Scissors.

(People just use what defeats the above.)

autism
07-12-2007, 03:39 PM
You didn't even play the game so AUTTY wins by default. (but then i do a snoop-dogg on you and shoot you. Then I wrote a note that says you commited suicide.) Rock paper...

Sapphire Dragon
07-30-2007, 06:07 PM
..Scissors. I send you through space and time, separating your body, mind, and soul, then i separately torture them for the rest of eternity

Rock...Paper...

Cogi276
07-30-2007, 06:11 PM
Scissors. I fart in your face killing you. I win. Rock, paper...

~Cogi~

Sapphire Dragon
07-30-2007, 06:14 PM
Scissors. I fart in your face killing you. I win. Rock, paper...

~Cogi~

Scissors. i use air freshener to neutralize the fart, then i fly up into space and nuke you. now i win

Rock...Paper...

soranichouchou
07-31-2007, 03:50 PM
Scissors. i use air freshener to neutralize the fart, then i fly up into space and nuke you. now i win

Rock...Paper...

scissors. i meet a really hott J-Rocker, get married, move to Nippon, and diss you. you die of sadness and/or jealousy. (b/c i know you would) lol. you lose.

rock, paper.....

Mitsuzo-kun
07-31-2007, 03:53 PM
Scissors. I gas out Nippon, killing off all of the pigeons. The hot J-Rocker has a heart attack from sadness of losing his main ingredient for the pie. Rcok, paper...

Cogi276
07-31-2007, 04:49 PM
Scissors. I gas out Nippon, killing off all of the pigeons. The hot J-Rocker has a heart attack from sadness of losing his main ingredient for the pie. Rcok, paper...

scissors, shoot! I take a guitar throw it into outer space and it hits a satalite witch comes down and crushes you! Rock, paper...

~Cogi~

Sapphire Dragon
07-31-2007, 08:23 PM
scissors, shoot! I take a guitar throw it into outer space and it hits a satalite witch comes down and crushes you! Rock, paper...

~Cogi~

....scissors. i prove you committed 1st degree murder and you are sentenced to death on an electric chair........... i win.


rock...paper.......

The_Kitsune
07-31-2007, 08:30 PM
Scizor. I put you in a room with the Dursleys. Rock, Paper...