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Jack of Clovers
12-27-2004, 03:59 AM
http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2106/lookie4.png by: Raik

That's right, you've accidentally stumbled upon the most outragous and lunatic thread possible. Created by Flare to have fun with Figgy, it's turned out to be one non-stop barrel of beatings. Attack members and have fun.

~~Rules suck but you still need to abide by these.

1. No spam. This is very important. Spamming here is like using house paint for your car-- both have terrible results.
2. No Flamming. I'm not too sure what this is yet but i know it's bad, so don't do it here.
3. You are not invincible. You can't dodge everything. Someone stabs you, are are hurt.
4. Thoughtful and wacky posts are rewarded. The more imagination you have to attack someone, the better.
5. No extreme god moding the other members. Some is ok.
6. Uh, example style:

Jack: This might sting with some frostbite.
*Jack grabs his trusty snowball, wherein lies an ice ball. He pulls the sling-shot back and fires it at Figgy, straight in the eye and out the back of his head.*
Jack: Ha.

7. You're now dead but you make yourself come back to life and fight back. Thus, continuing the insanity. See you on the battlefield.
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The War Part:
The week starts on Monday and ends on Satuday. Sunday won't be graded but you may continue to fight. Every week I will have a theme and you need to follow it. Check this first post to see what it is.
*Section Leader: lil_leprachaun33 aka, Jack
as section leader, i'm in charge. i will participate and i have control of the lookie action. warnings will be given if you don't follow how to act.
Points: 2 (given only to one person)

Theme for Week 3--- Open!

Winners:
Ace- week 1, 2 {TRAINER}
Channel Delibird- week 3 {TRAINER}

Lord Celebi
12-27-2004, 10:23 PM
*Walks in and hits lep with a big mallet that says PWNed on it*

Agent Orange
12-27-2004, 11:44 PM
*Swings into lookie on a vine wearing underpants with Tarzan spots on them*

"AWOOOOO!"

*Lands next to rust and starts choking him with said vine*

Tamer San
12-28-2004, 12:59 PM
*Tamer hops in and looks around to see rust and DP struggling like children so he goes and brings his trustful chicken putting her poop-hole facing the two warriors of hell'n'Nox and heaven'n'err...water?*

Tamer- Get ready for some poop-hole shots!!! >=)

*Tamer squeezes on the chick's neck and a machine gun of eggs was activated from the chicken's poop-hole hitting DP and rust with Kamikaze baby chicks from eggs {Same style as Pearl Harbor}*

Tamer- MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Neo Emolga
12-28-2004, 04:02 PM
*Jumps down into the scene, and wears a mischievous smile on his face while watching Tamer splatter rust and DP with a barrage of eggs.*

*Quickly sneaks up behind Tamer, grabs him by the neck, and straps him to a chair. Then, force-feeds him via funnel nothing but Campbell’s chicken soup again and again until he explodes.*

“You must be crazy if you’re think I’m going to clean that up…”

Tamer Marco
12-28-2004, 04:31 PM
*Jumps into Lookie in Santa Costume and begins to sing a silly song*

"Bow down, bow down! Before the power Santa! Or be crushed! Be crushed! By- his jolly boots of doom!"

*Steps on everyone with jolly boots of doom, then runz*

Matthew
12-28-2004, 08:47 PM
>=('-.Team NOX.-')=<

*notices an ugly fat Ludiculo in a red Santa suit stomping on everybody in his jolly boots of doom.*

Matthew: Is time to have fun :devious:

*Matthew pulls out a flashlight and says something.*

Matthew: Say 'ello to my li'l friend.

*Matthew lifts up his shirt and shines said flashlight at his chest, creating a hot, fiery beam of death that is reflected at everybody else, incinerating them.*

Matthew: I knew being as pale as a ghost would come in handy one day! :oops:

Lord Celebi
12-28-2004, 09:03 PM
*Easter Bunny Walks in*
Hey! Santa! You Owe me $60! Remember last time we played cards!
*Easter Bunny then points his butt at DL and fires poop on him*
Bunny Poop, the gnarliest stuff in the magical world. And World. And Sea.

Tamer Marco
12-28-2004, 09:21 PM
*Get's incenerated, but get's into the revival pit, and now turns into the buttmonkey lord*

Me: I love costumes! *casts a magical spell on everyone to make giant buttmonkeys come out of there arse.* They die from internal bleeding.
Me: HA HA HA HA! HA HA! HAH! *coughs*

Lord Celebi
12-29-2004, 02:57 AM
Yes, but that means you die too.
*Comes back to life*
*Whacks DL with cash register*
Me: Welcome to Life!

Neo Emolga
12-29-2004, 03:45 AM
*Pulls himself back up after being stomped and burned to a crisp.*

I really don't appreciate that. It's time for you all to suffer, suffer great!

*Whips out a boombox and starts playing the Benny Hill theme music loudly.*

*Grabs rust, squishes his body into a ball and then stuffs him into a Salad Shooter, and then turns it on, blasting out rust's guts out of the shooter end.*

Hmm, I think you could go for a good cascade of pain too.

*Grabs DL, stuffs him into a pig's suit and throws him to some starving, restless natives in a random third world nation, who then boil him in a cook pot.*

And as for you Matthew, I hope you enjoy pain.

*Takes Matthew by the legs and then throws him into a waffle batter vat, where then he is poured along with the rest of the batter into a giant waffle iron. Then he presses a button to make the iron come down, turning Matthew into a piping hot Belgian waffle.*

*Shuts off the music.*

Now that was a delightful way to spend the evening.

Half a Dollar
12-29-2004, 04:12 AM
~Team Nox


Nick comes walking by...and sees NP!

"...NP still needs payback.." Nick thought.

Nick then found a random AK-47, and said to NP...

"As tala vista, baby!"

Nick then started shooting NP.

Jack of Clovers
12-29-2004, 04:52 AM
just to mention, no "nukes, everybody dies" stuff, m'kay? :susp:

*rubs head*
Jack: man, that mallet really hurt rust.
*turns around to magic mirror, reaches in and pulls out a mallet with the word deNWP on the backside.*
Jack: check out the flipside of your mallet.
*lunks rust in the jaw, unhinging it from his skull so it just hangs from his face.*
Jack: oh yea, uv just been !!!deNWP

:tongue:

~Jack~

Tamer Marco
12-29-2004, 02:08 PM
Team Nox


Me: Ah-ha! You may have gotten me twice, but I have this!
*Pulls out CD-Player, Elmo CD, and some earplugs* *turns on Elmo CD and puts on earplugs*
Me: Ha-hah-hah! Suffer greatly under the bad singing of Elmo! Ha-ha!
Elmo:Now have a HAPPY day everyone!

Neo Emolga
12-29-2004, 10:47 PM
*Performs an outrageous bullet-time to avoid the bullets from the AK-47. After Nick runs out of ammo, he glares at him, and then slips on a pair of black shades.*

I hope you think it's just as funny when I do that to you.

*Grabs Nick, ties him to a chair and then kicks him down the stairs of the Empire State Building.*

*Then looks to DL, and gives him a dark stare.*

You... you've returned. I guess we're just going to have to do something about that now, aren't we?

*Quickly casts a magic spell to turn DL into one of the Budweiser frogs. Then, he captures him in a box and sells him to a French restaurant.*

Easy money...

*Counts the cash.*

Tamer Marco
12-30-2004, 12:00 AM
*Comes back alive, but is annoyed that he's a frog.*

Me: NP! You shouldn't of done that! I'm gonna do a froggy, and LEAP!
*Leaps onto NP's head and galgues his eyes out with legs of furry.*
Me: You SEE, I don't play that crap! :P

I need new ideas... =X

Neo Emolga
12-30-2004, 05:22 AM
Agg, I can't see!

*Stumbles around and steps on DL in the process, squashing him like a tomato.*

Eww, I wonder what that thing was...

*Grabs his Insta Regrowth spray and sprays into his eyes, forming them back to perfect health. Blinks a few times, and then looks down at the crushed DL.*

Gross, so that's what that was...

Half a Dollar
12-30-2004, 06:09 AM
*Nick falls off the State building, dies, and come back as a crazy mage.*

Nick: Hikkle, Flikkle!

*cuts NP's head off*

*puts it in a hat*

"Now DL, which one holds NP's head?"

*Nick pulls one of the hats and throws NP's head at DL*

"Now, die!"

*Nick casts Anima Magic to decaptiate Marco's body.*

*Calls Eminem*

"Aye yo Em, can you throw this guy out the bridge like that Stan dude?"

Eminem then appeared out of nowhere, and threw Marco's body in the water, then disappears.

^_^

~Team Nox

Jack of Clovers
12-30-2004, 06:50 AM
*looks at Elmo singing doll*
Jack: uv gots to be crazy....
*looks at DL's frog-squashed body*
Jack: hmm....
*jack waves his hand and revives DL but not as a frog, but into the Elmo singing doll he created. then he shoves the doll in a metal box and closes it with a turn dial lock.*
Jack: wow, it's so silent out here. i can't imagine what DL must be going through inside that box. having to hear his own song over and over... the pain.

:P

~Jack~

Lord Celebi
12-30-2004, 07:04 PM
*Puts Barney Song into the Radio*
*Has Robot Systems play the radio in my ears*
Ah... Smooth Jazz.
*Re-Hits Lep with the PWNed Hammer and incinerates it*
*Frees DL Elmo from box and then he does a duet with Barney*
*Cuts off Nick's Head with a Banette and replaces Lep's PWNed head with it*
*Pulls NP's Eyes out and makes him eat them*
Who's next?

Half a Dollar
12-30-2004, 07:07 PM
"I can regrow heads. :)"

*regrows head*

*kicks rust in the shin mulitple times*

*gets Jack and puts him in the Special boot*

*throws boot at DL*

*throws rust off a bridge*

"Thank you, thank you all. :)"

Tamer Marco
12-30-2004, 07:21 PM
*cries from being beaten up, and stuffed into a box*


Me: AHHH! LET ME OUTTA HERE! *grows, and transforms into, Super Elmo!*
Me: Time to have some fun! *breaks out of box!*
Me: DAI ALL! *pulls out a Uzi, and blows off Nick and NP's heads*
Me: Now for YOU Rust... *attacks him wildly with an I love you song*
Me: Jack, you're next. :devious:

Lord Celebi
12-30-2004, 08:18 PM
*cries from being beaten up, and stuffed into a box*


Me: AHHH! LET ME OUTTA HERE! *grows, and transforms into, Super Elmo!*
Me: Time to have some fun! *breaks out of box!*
Me: DAI ALL! *pulls out a Uzi, and blows off Nick and NP's heads*
Me: Now for YOU Rust... *attacks him wildly with an I love you song*
Me: Jack, you're next. :devious:*Sees only DL Mouthing*
What? You're trying to sing to my Jazz? That's soooo cute. NOT! *Kicks DL off bridge, into water, then covers water so DL will drown*
MWAHAHA!
*Transports Nick to Mini-Figgy World where hell be slain by Mini-Figgys with Mini-Axes for 1000 years*
*Hits Lep with a Mallet that Says OWN3ED and incinerates the Mallet*

Jack of Clovers
12-31-2004, 02:18 AM
Jack: uh-huh... super elmo :rolleyes: ur still made of flammable material.
*launches flamethrower to burn the massive stuffed signing icon.*
Kids: whaaaaa!!!! :sad:
Jack: NP made me do it. get him.
*kids swarm to NP like piranahs (so what, it's misspelled)*

*turns to rust*
Jack: all i have is a headache. these pawned and owned things... i just don't get it. :confused:
*shoves a grammer book into rust brain, making him a perfect english user.*

~Jack~

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 02:29 AM
Jack: uh-huh... super elmo :rolleyes: ur still made of flammable material.
*launches flamethrower to burn the massive stuffed signing icon.*
Kids: whaaaaa!!!! :sad:
Jack: NP made me do it. get him.
*kids swarm to NP like piranahs (so what, it's misspelled)*

*turns to rust*
Jack: all i have is a headache. these pawned and owned things... i just don't get it. :confused:
*shoves a grammer book into rust brain, making him a perfect english user.*

~Jack~
*Takes book out of brain*
St00pid. Its 1337 speek! And its PWNed. And OWN3ED. OWN3ED means beaten badly. Same with PWNed.
*Hits Lep with both a PWNed and OWN3ED Hammers and incinerates the hammers* Arent you glad we aint doing this in real life?

Ace
12-31-2004, 03:18 AM
*breaks through glass with a chain gun in hand*

Duke: I'm bahk!

*sees rust beating lep to death with hammers on front of him*

Duke: Hmmm, this is an interesting vantage point...

*fires the chain gun and watches bullets rip through lep which tear a hole on lep's stomach. The next wave of bullets goes through the hole in Lep's stomach and hit's rust.*

Duke: Oh great, one round left...

*notices a large ceiling light above lep and and rust*

*fires on ceiling light*

*ceiling light falls and squashes both lep and rust. They both then turn into cool squashed guts and stuff which look like jelly.*

*collects lep and rust goo with jar*

*buys bread from store*

*takes lep and rust goo and puts it all over bread to make a sandwich*

*cuts the sandwich into two pieces*

*stuffs one sandwich piece into NP's fallen head's mouth*

*stuffs other piece of sandwich into Nick's fallen head's mouth*

*laughs hysterically*

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 03:23 AM
*Goes in Nick's stomach*
MWAHAHA I CONTROL NICK NOW!
*Jumps off cliff repeatdly*
*Then Stabs self and sets self on fire*
*Gets out of Nick and body reforms*
Umm... Lep, I think we need to switch a few body parts...

boltAge
12-31-2004, 03:49 AM
Off-topic: Rust, stop acting like you're some god at leet language or anything, leet doesn't make you cool or anything(you're apparently thinking it does :rolleyes: ). FYI, leet does make you look stupid if used excessively. The sad thing is even though I was the one who brought the language here, people are making their own stupid words and calling them LEET :rolleyes:

Jack, some info on leet...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

Another reason why I don't want to join in this stupid war.

Have fun everyone.

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 04:01 AM
Off-topic: Rust, stop acting like you're some god at leet language or anything, leet doesn't make you cool or anything(you're apparently thinking it does :rolleyes: ). FYI, leet does make you look stupid if used excessively. The sad thing is even though I was the one who brought the language here, people are making their own stupid words and calling them LEET :rolleyes:

Jack, some info on leet...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

Another reason why I don't want to join in this stupid war.

Have fun everyone.
Whatever
*Kills Raik*
Easy and fun!
Remember kiddies, Kiling people is fun!

Ace
12-31-2004, 04:05 AM
Kid 1: Yeah right...
Duke: It IS fun, Kid, here, take this knife, and stab that poor guy over there, to end his misery *points at rust*

*Kid one stabs rust*

Kid 1: Oh, this is fun!

Duke: You can do it a few more times if you want to!

*rust is sliced to pieces*

Duke: You can even use the pieces as food for your dog!

Kid 1: Alright, cool! FiFi! Over here boy *whistle*

Duke: FiFi, what kind of dog is that?

*a large, aggressive looking German Shepard comes up to the remains and eats it*

Duke: :eek:

Neo Emolga
12-31-2004, 04:09 AM
Well, that's up to you. But nobody said you ever had to like it. :tongue:

And, my god, it seems everyone has ripped me to pieces.

*Regrows to his former self using the power of Flan.*

You've made me very angry. Very angry against everybody...

*Grabs rust by the feet and then dips him into a vat of liquid nitrogen. Brings him back up and then shoots him with a pistol, shattering his frozen body to pieces.*

*Then looks over to Ace, and then pulls out his Legendary Katana of Spam. Slices Ace in two with its arcane power, and then holds it up.*

¥¥¥SPAM¥¥¥

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 04:10 AM
*Controls Dog*
*Dog attacks Ace*
*Dog Kills Ace*
*Dog Dies*
*rust Reforms*

Ace
12-31-2004, 04:13 AM
1st Piece of Ace: Aha! Now I am free to carry out acts of aggression!

*1st Piece of Ace turns into a Demon with large horns!*

1st Piece of Ace: I may not be a bull, but you're getting the horns anyway!

*1st Piece of Ace charges toward NP and crushes him into the wall*

2nd Piece of Ace: That was totally mein maahnnn!

*2nd Piece of Ace turns to an Angel with a Halo*

2nd Piece of Ace: Now I must restrain you!

*Halo comes out of 2nd Piece's head and goes toward 1st Piece, 1st Piece dodges and NP's head is caught in halo*

1st Piece: I wonder what it - *NP's head explodes* ...does

2nd Piece: Speaking of halo... *pulls out an X-Box with a copy of Halo 2*

1st Piece: Sscchhhhwwwweeett! *pulls out a plasma, large-screen TV*

*dog eats both pieces of Ace*

*dog vomits*

*dog dies*

*vomit turns into Ace's full form*

Ace: Bad dog!

Dog: *whine*

Ace: Now eat rust!

Dog: w00f! (w00t in dog language) *dog eats rust*

Neo Emolga
12-31-2004, 04:21 AM
*Leaps out of Ace’s TV screen as Master Chief after possessing his essence.*

Ha, bet you didn’t see this coming, did you?

*Grabs an Energy Sword and slices the first piece of Ace into so many tiny and itty bitty pieces.*

Heh, and now to take care of the second half.

*Jumps into a Scorpion tank and then runs over the second half, squishing it against the ground. Then, fires the tank cannon at rust, blowing him up into pieces.*

I’ve never had so much fun at others’ expense in my life!

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 04:25 AM
*Transports NP to Mini-Figgy Land. You know the drill*

Ace
12-31-2004, 04:30 AM
1 milimiter of Ace: Ace domination!

*tiny bits of Ace start fighting, but in the end, reform the true Ace*

*switches to the 'mini-Figgy land channel*

Ace: Eh, I need a drink *stands up and walks toward bar, but accidentally trips on the energy sword which goes flying and slices rust's head off*

Ace: Uuuuhhhh... it was him *points at one of the teletubbies* :P

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 04:35 AM
*Transports Ace to Mini-Figgy Land*

Ace
12-31-2004, 04:37 AM
Ace: This is simple, all I have to do, is pull off the normal, what players usually do during 'glitched' up games...

*pulls out rocket launcher and shoots ground*

*dies*

*respawns at the real world*

Ace: It's your turn, rust!

*teleports rust to mini-Figgy land*

*hacks lookie*

*respawn point: mini-Figgy land...*

Ace: Aha!

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 04:40 AM
Ace: This is simple, all I have to do, is pull off the normal, what players usually do during 'glitched' up games...

*pulls out rocket launcher and shoots ground*

*dies*

*respawns at the real world*

Ace: It's your turn, rust!

*teleports rust to mini-Figgy land*

*hacks lookie*

*respawn point: mini-Figgy land...*

Ace: Aha!
You dont get it. If you die in Mini-Figgy land, you go back there for 1000 years. You are beaten brutally with Mini-Figgys with Axes.
*Teleports Ace to Chanseys with Chainsaws Land*
Same deal as Mini-Figgy land
*Changes respawn point to Chansey with Chainsaw land*
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Corner/7673/chainsaws.gif

Ace
12-31-2004, 04:43 AM
Ace: Curse you rust! CURSE YOOOOU! *gets ripped to pieces by Chanseys with Chainsaws*

milimeter of Ace: I shall build a time-machine to go forward 1000 years!*

*time machine works, Chanseys die off of extinction by astroid*

Ace: *milimeters reform into Ace* It's good to be...me!

Ace: Guess this was nomans land - but - from now on - this will be Ace's Land!!!

AHA!

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 04:46 AM
Ace: Curse you rust! CURSE YOOOOU! *gets ripped to pieces by Chanseys with Chainsaws*

milimeter of Ace: I shall build a time-machine to go forward 1000 years!*

*time machine works, Chanseys die off of extinction by astroid*

Ace: *milimeters reform into Ace* It's good to be...me!

Ace: Guess this was nomans land - but - from now on - this will be Ace's Land!!!

AHA!

*Transports Ace to Squitles with Shotguns land, where you must stay there forever*
MWAHAHA *cough* Doc said to stay off the evil laugh.

Ace
12-31-2004, 04:51 AM
Ooooh noes!

Cure you rust! CURSE YYYYO- *gets shotgunned to death*

*respawn*

Cure you rust! CURSE YYYYO - *gets shotgunned to death*

*respawn*

Cure you rust! CURSE YYYYO - *gets shotgunned to death*

*respawn*

Cure you rust! CURSE YYYYO - *gets shotgunned to death*

*memory repeats in rusts head until he kills himself of mental pain*

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 04:54 AM
Ooooh noes!

Cure you rust! CURSE YYYYO- *gets shotgunned to death*

*respawn*

Cure you rust! CURSE YYYYO - *gets shotgunned to death*

*respawn*

Cure you rust! CURSE YYYYO - *gets shotgunned to death*

*respawn*

Cure you rust! CURSE YYYYO - *gets shotgunned to death*

*memory repeats in rusts head until he kills himself of mental pain*
*Respawns*
*Turns TV to SwS, sits on LayZBoy and eats Popcorn and Soda*
AMWAHAHA!

Ace
12-31-2004, 04:57 AM
*before rust tunes in, Ace tames squirtles*

Ace: Welcome to Squirtle With Shotguns, and I'm your host, Ace! Today we will be featuring Squirtle With Shotguns, where Squirtles are with shotguns! And today is a special day, for it is the Squirtle With Shotguns first anual Shotgun Fashion show!

*Squirtle comes out with a hunting rifle with a face drawn on it*

Ace: Old Lillian is indeed a popular shotgun, and it's holder -

*rust gets a heart attack*

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 05:02 AM
Hey! You cant control my heart! Bunnyer!
*Turns Ace into http://users.rcn.com/eglandau/bunny_pancake.jpg*
Did I mention Squitles hate bunnies. Espicially ones with Pancakes on their heads!

Ace
12-31-2004, 05:05 AM
Ace: And the next squirtle we have is - hey - why are you all starring at me like

*gets mauled and eaten alive*

*meanwhile, in the squirtle's stomach...*

Ace: Heh, this is the reward for hosting a shotgun show. *pulls out a shotgun and blasts through the squirtles*

*the 'Shotgun with Squirtles' Cable TV Guide turns into 'Planet of the Ace'*

:crackup:

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 05:09 AM
*Transports Ace into the Swamperts with Spiky Shoes Realm*
You still cant get out.
*Swamperts Maul Ace*

Ace
12-31-2004, 05:12 AM
Ace: Hey look - I still have my shotgun!

*shoots the shoes out of the Swamperts*

Ace: They should make a game out of this

*a box of Ace Combatant spawns*

Ace: In the words of HKim... 'interesting'

*continues fragging Swamperts*

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 05:15 AM
*Respawns CwC, SwS, and SwSS in the SwSS area to kill Ace*
This time, you cant kill them, and their weapons are a part of them!

Ace
12-31-2004, 05:22 AM
Ace: Hey! You didn't talk about staying in the world!

*gets mauled by everything*

*respawns at the real world*

Ace: I'm bahk *body parts all slashed up and loose*

Ace: Oops *walks into changing room to rearrange body*

Ace: I'm bahk!

Ace: Time to rust, rust!

*picks up chain gun and rips holes inside rust*

*picks up flamethrower and burns rust to pieces*

*puts rust burned up pieces into jar*

*throws jar inside an acid waste dump*

*decommisions acid waste dump*

*retrieves jar*

*throws jar to the armed Chansey, Squirtle, and Swampert world (aka Planet of the Ace)*

Ace: Have fun! :DDD

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 04:29 PM
*Respawns*
Uh.. I have no more death creativity. I guess I'll do it the old fashioned way.
*Hangs Ace*

Ace
12-31-2004, 05:35 PM
*gets hanged*

*rope is too weak to handle me and it breaks*

Ace: AHA!

*pulls out a Chansey Arm with a chainsaw*

Ace: What, I needed a souvenir

*cuts rust into pieces*

*distantly, country song "I Fall to Pieces" plays on a record player*

Ace: Rest...In...Pieces...

Random Person: How predictable!

Ace: Shaddap!

*cuts random person into pieces also*

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 07:16 PM
*Reforms*
*Transforms Ace into a scared child*
*Transforms Self into Scary Mickey Mouse*
http://homepage.mac.com/limefrog/mickeymouseowned.jpg

Ace
12-31-2004, 07:31 PM
Ace: Aaaahhhh! *runs like a little girl to Michel Jackson's Netherland Ranch*

Ace: Michel Jackson, help meeeeh!

*Michel Jackson does the moonwalk toward Mickey Mouse, and then starts beating him up while dancing*

:crackup:

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 07:53 PM
Ace: Aaaahhhh! *runs like a little girl to Michel Jackson's Netherland Ranch*

Ace: Michel Jackson, help meeeeh!

*Michel Jackson does the moonwalk toward Mickey Mouse, and then starts beating him up while dancing*

:crackup:
God.
*Tapes pictures of Mike Jackson's face to Ace's eyelids and chops off MJ's head*

Ace
12-31-2004, 08:07 PM
*sees nothing but Michel Jackson*

Oooh noes! This is a child's worst nightmare!!!

*hears that rust chops MJ's head off*

Michel Jordan: What did I do to get my head chopped off? :sad:

*Michel Jackson and Michel Jordan's remaining body beats up rust some more*

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 08:12 PM
*sees nothing but Michel Jackson*

Oooh noes! This is a child's worst nightmare!!!

*hears that rust chops MJ's head off*

Michel Jordan: What did I do to get my head chopped off? :sad:

*Michel Jackson and Michel Jordan's remaining body beats up rust some more**Transprots MJ and Mike Jackson to Hell*
That's done with.

Ace
12-31-2004, 08:29 PM
Ace: Oh noes! They're both done!

*whistles*

*Barney comes out of no where*

Ace: Barney! rust needs a hug! Hug him to DEATH!!!

Lord Celebi
12-31-2004, 08:36 PM
Ace: Oh noes! They're both done!

*whistles*

*Barney comes out of no where*

Ace: Barney! rust needs a hug! Hug him to DEATH!!!
*Throws Barrel of Oil at Bareny*
*Barney dies from excessive bleeding*
*Throws Barrel of oil at Ace*

Jack of Clovers
01-01-2005, 12:21 AM
*watching tv*
Jack: wow, this program is definately turning weird.
ImortalAnonymous1: i think it was weird before.
Jack: uh-oh. look, rust brought over pics from the scavenger hunt. nobody criss-crosses war threads while im in charge.
ImortalAnonymous1: i guess.
*appears in the action*
Jack: thou art evil. spare our insanity by coiling back to the netherrealm.
*turns a wall switch OFF, closing all doors to other realms.*
Jack: Squirtles w/shotguns... that was funny. but no more!
*forces rust to eat the switch... then opens his gut and pulls out the stomach and tosses it down a garbage disposal.... then puts the garbage disposal into a large tree chopper. hands rust the best piece of poisoned food imaginable.*
Jack: too bad you can't eat it, but you can't resist, you have to eat sometime... heh :crackup:

*turns to Ace*
Jack: Barney's dead, quit bringing back old icons of lost childhoods.
*buries Ace in a mound of letter blocks*
Jack: the only way out is by using the blocks to spell a word you don't know how to spell. or digging :eh: ... but either way, you'll never see tomorrow. bwahahahaha.

~Jack~

Lord Celebi
01-01-2005, 12:34 AM
*watching tv*
Jack: wow, this program is definately turning weird.
ImortalAnonymous1: i think it was weird before.
Jack: uh-oh. look, rust brought over pics from the scavenger hunt. nobody criss-crosses war threads while im in charge.
ImortalAnonymous1: i guess.
*appears in the action*
Jack: thou art evil. spare our insanity by coiling back to the netherrealm.
*turns a wall switch OFF, closing all doors to other realms.*
Jack: Squirtles w/shotguns... that was funny. but no more!
*forces rust to eat the switch... then opens his gut and pulls out the stomach and tosses it down a garbage disposal.... then puts the garbage disposal into a large tree chopper. hands rust the best piece of poisoned food imaginable.*
Jack: too bad you can't eat it, but you can't resist, you have to eat sometime... heh :crackup:

*turns to Ace*
Jack: Barney's dead, quit bringing back old icons of lost childhoods.
*buries Ace in a mound of letter blocks*
Jack: the only way out is by using the blocks to spell a word you don't know how to spell. or digging :eh: ... but either way, you'll never see tomorrow. bwahahahaha.

~Jack~
*Eats it*
*Respawns in SwS world*
Mwahaha! You frogto to change the resapwn point!
*Changes into the God of the Internet*
I banish thee to a Frozen hell with Mini-Michael Jacksons, where you can never get out of.
*Changes Respawn point to there*
Oh, and when you're in there, you cant change the respawn point!
*Warps Lep to The Frozen Hell with Mini-Mickael Jacksons*
MWAHAHA!
*Goes Normal again*

Ace
01-01-2005, 05:04 AM
*hand comes out of letter box grave*

*Zombie Ace emerges*

*letter blocks magically form the words "Hate" "Revenge" "Death" "Chainsaw*

*Pulls out a random chainsaw*

Ace: Meet my friend, Lola... *uses chainsaw to chop Lep to pieces*

*feeds pieces to a random dog*

*kills dog and makes it vomit Lep's liquid form into a pool of acid*

*drains the pool of acid to the ocean*

*dries off the ocean*

Ace: Painful...verah...verah...painful...even for me...

I felt that from HERE, the KILLER'S standpoint! Anyway, it's time for rust's doom.

*turns into god of the outernet form*

Ace: The outernet for dummies: real life ;P

Time to die!

*drops rust into an oil well, and throws oil into it*

*throws match at the oil*

*pours a barrel of acid*

*throws a match at the acid*

*finds Naplam bomb laying around.*

*drops Naplam bomb at rust*

Ace: Now it's time for the mental pain!

*drills a radio into rust and lep's mind and they are forced to hear the Barney Theme on their heads*

Ouch...

Neo Emolga
01-01-2005, 07:33 AM
*Teleports himself away from the Figgy land.*

Boy its good to be out of there. And wow, Ace, thanks for destorying everyone for me. Your reward for doing so is...

Complete and ceaseless destruction!

*Grabs a giant bottle of Cheese Whiz and smothers Ace with a gaint blob of fake cheese in the shape of a wet turd. Then covers the cheese with explosive Swiss Miss, and sets it on fire.*

Have a delightful new year!

boltAge
01-01-2005, 03:05 PM
*spills SURE-PERMANENT-STAIN coffee on everyone*

Now you guys will forever be stained by coffee!~ Wahahaha~

Ace
01-01-2005, 04:07 PM
*blows up*

Ace: Haaaaapy neeeewww yeeeaaarrrr

*pieces of Ace's dead body whacks NP which caused him to fall down an endless pit with the permenant-stain coffe*

Ace: Ouch, that sounds like it really emotionally hurts people :tongue:

*head lands on raik*

Ace: Cool! A body!

*Ace orders Raik's body to chop off Raik's head*

*Takes complete control of Raik's body*

Ace: It's good to be...not in pieces...

boltAge
01-01-2005, 04:11 PM
OOC: Taking complete control of me... Isn't that extreme god-moding?

Ace
01-01-2005, 04:19 PM
OOC: Not really. Hey - I haven't taken control of your head :tongue:

In Lookie, body parts are always...'expendable' :biggrin:

It's like what rust did with Nick, really.

ICC:

*orders Raiks body to collect my body parts*

*endlessly throws Raiks body down a cliff, climb back on, throw it back out.*

*chops Ace head off of Raik*

*Ace head finds own body parts gathered*

Ace: Uuuhhh...bye?

*finds Raiks, head, puts it back own his mutilated body, and kicks it down the cliff one more time*

Ace: Hey, atleast you have your body back

*throws Raik down the endless pit where he bangs into NP and gets hung on a branch*

boltAge
01-01-2005, 04:36 PM
Well, I don't know what's going on, so I'll just do some random stuff.

*throws some portal thing in the air and it sucks Raik in*

...

*minutes later, a new and improved Raik comes out*

Test my patience, kid.

*swings rubber axes around with hot chains*

dai.

Ace
01-01-2005, 04:44 PM
*gets sliced to pieces*

*pieces begin flying once more, and they all clonk Raik in the head.*

*The pieces then magically combine and once again form Ace*

Ace: Thanks for being a deflector, Raik, but I'm going to kill you anyway

*pulls out a machine gun*

Ace: Say hello to my little friend

*shoots endlessly and puts bullet holes all over Raik*

*Bullet holes then cause Raik to fall into pieces himself*

*shoots Raik's pieces to small pieces*

*burns Raik's pieces to charred pieces*

*puts charred pieces into a fire where it becomes ashes*

*collects ashes in an Urn*

*places Urn on ground and burries it in a mound of cement*

Ace: I hope you're dead by now Raik, because if you aren't, you're going to wish so...

boltAge
01-01-2005, 04:50 PM
I don't really like this 'you can control what happens to your opponent' rule... I mean, it's kinda stupid, you blow me to pieces everytime, I just keep reforming and stuff. It was more fun when people couldnt control us >>

*the pieces all start floating around in the air like some spirit thingey. They shine in divine light. Everyone around covers their eyes. And when the light is gone, we see a brand new Raik standing there*

Hi.

*hides behind a bunch of sandbags and starts chucking grenades at everyone*

Kaboom.

Agent Orange
01-01-2005, 05:38 PM
(Nox)


*Walks back in grumbling*

"DAMN COMPUTER!"

*Rips his compy out and chucks it at Raik*

Lord Celebi
01-01-2005, 05:50 PM
Wow, this thread is getting dangerous.
*Seals of all coffe and oil and nukes and water*
*Hot Glue Guns Foam Fingers over all weapons to ever exist*
That's better. Now, let's let some kids playe here.
*Kids come out and maul everyone with weapons I didnt foam-finger*

boltAge
01-01-2005, 06:17 PM
*blocks the computer with his hands, but he is pushed backwards by a few centermetres due to the strong force*

Nice try :biggrin:

Now it's my turn.

*grabs a random printer from nowhere and chucks it at DP*

Jack of Clovers
01-01-2005, 09:57 PM
yea, careful Ace. you don't really get to control the other person's body. as mod of the lookie for this wacky war, i can though :tongue:

*ties Ace up to a torture machine and hangs him from his arms against the wall. Jack blindfolds and starts chucking plastic ninja stars at him*
SLICE!
Jack: oops, i guess some of them are real, you just won't know which ones until they hit ya. :crackup:
*chucks two dozen more then walks away*
Jack: random electronic throwing, eh? im in.
*grabs bug, spam and virus filed floppies and throws them at Raik. then he grabs a scanner, opens it and slams it closed over NP's head. with the cord still in, he scans NP's head. moving on, Jack stuffs DP's ears full of speakers and plays the song that starts when Windows opens up, over and over.*
Jack: oops, forgot someone... heh.
*grabs his own foam finger, quickly sprays glue on rust's head and puts it top. it says "leet sux" and it's pink.*
lol.

~Jack~

Agent Orange
01-01-2005, 10:10 PM
*Runs around screaming*

"AHHH! THAT BIZZARE SOUND! I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE IT! IT BURNS!"

*Keeps running and printer finally hits*

"AYIEEE! THE PURE INKYNESS!"

*Runs around and bumps into Lep*

Lord Celebi
01-01-2005, 10:14 PM
*Rips off head*
*Head grows back*
Ah, lep. You are oblivious to my Godly ways.
*Turns into the GotI and then turns lep inside out*
*All of lep's orangs and blood falls out and he dies.

Jack of Clovers
01-01-2005, 10:27 PM
*starts singing and dancing*
Jack: ah, reminds me of the green fog that turns bodies inside out (Simpson's Halloween Special)
*opens a door and finds red fog and turns himself back to normal*
Jack: God of the Internet. not on my watch.
*computer appears and Jack presses the disconnect button, turning the Internet off. then he unplugs comp and throws the monitor at rust*
*DP hits him*
Jack: hey, watch it.
*grabs the mouse and proceeds to choke him*

~Jack~

Lord Celebi
01-01-2005, 10:35 PM
*Goes to next hosue over and reconnects*
MUAHAHA! As long as I pay for the internet I will be God of it! MWAHAHA!
*Feeds Lep pills that make him turn into a cow*
Now Mr. Lep Cow. You cant read, because cows have bad eyesight. There's the bank. You can get a loan to get human eyes *points to slaughterhouse* *CoughATHFanyonecough*

Jack of Clovers
01-02-2005, 10:19 PM
End Week One
Theme was: Open
The 2pt winner is... Ace.
Fav. posts: page3 (http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5091&page=3&pp=15) #42 and #44

how will our heros deal with a change in scenery? :goofy:
-------------------------
Next theme: Sesame Street

We are all Sesame Street puppet characters and the location is Sesame Street. Pick a character and start slaying. There can be duplicates if you want.

I will be The Count. Eh eh eh! *lightning strikes everyone*

~Jack~

Ace
01-02-2005, 10:46 PM
*transforms into elmo*

*makes an evil grin and pulls out a gun*

*plays Sesame Street theme song parody on his iPod*

*follows what the song says*

Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Big bird's on the run
Ernie's dialin' 911
What made elmo snap,
Was he tired of big birds (rhymes with rap)?
They said when Elmo was arrested
They found Oscar headless in the trash
I hear that Gordon's really runnin
Now that elmos got a gun,
The streets never gonna be the same.
Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Grover's head has come undone
Sesame street's not real fun -
*GUNSHOT*


*The Count (Lep) walks away alive*

Elmo Ace: Oh darn, he isn't in the song x_x

Oh well, I'll kill him in a very interesting way.

*pulls Oscar's body from the trash*

Elmo Ace: Get out of there you homeless Sesame street piece of trash inside the garbage!

*everyone stares*

Elmo Ace: What? Why else would he be inside the garbage can for?

*throws garbage can at the Count's (lep's) head and leaves it there to kill him Manhunt Plastic-Bag-Kill Style

Elmo Ace: Good enough...

Hermit the Frog: Ehehehe, with elmo on the run with a gun...I can begin my invasion...

SESAME STREET WILL BE MINE!!!

Elmo Ace: Shut up! The muppets are a hundred times worse than Sesame Street

*shoots hermit's head*

Lord Celebi
01-03-2005, 10:51 AM
MUAHAHA! I AM COOKIE MONSTER!
*Transforms*
COOKIE!
*Eats Ace up*
Hmm.. Wrong COOKIE variety. COOKIE!
*Eats Lep up*
Oh! COOKIE Coming out!
*Sits on the toilet and excretes Lep and Ace*

Neo Emolga
01-03-2005, 03:18 PM
Lofl!

Grover Neo: You psycho manaic! Do you really think you can bust out with something madder than my mad skillz?

*Grabs a big fat Rail Gun and fires a bright blue beam at Rust's butt, causing his excretions to explode! Begins to shout out "Singing in the Rain" as chunks and pieces of Rust fall all over the place.*

Grover Neo: Guess what, Elmo Ace! Someone set you up the bomb!

*Throws Ace into a missile silo and launches the missle, without opening the silo doors first!*

KABLOOEY!!!

Lord Celebi
01-03-2005, 10:39 PM
rust: Here, have a COOKIE. It will make you feel better.
*Stuffs COOKIE down Neo's throat*
rust: Good COOKIE, Yes? Chilled Monkey Brain COOKIE Granny COOKIE Monster's Favorite.

Ace
01-03-2005, 10:52 PM
Elmo Ace: I love missile silos! How did you know? *blows apart into pieces*

*Crying children demands the revival of Elmo*

*Elmo Ace is patched back up*

Elmo Ace: You thought you all could destroy me, HAH, you're not good enough to even throw a scratch.

*a tiger scratches Elmo Ace*

*Elmo-loving children maul the tiger*

Elmo Ace: Well you can scratch me, but you can't kill me, especially with my ELMO-LOVING CHILDREN WHO HAVE NO LIVES!

Elmo-Loving Child 1: What do you mean we don't have lives?

*Other Elmo-Loving children maul Elmo-Loving Child 1*

*Sees rust and NP duke it out, and decides to join in*

*cooks up nuclear flavor cookies*

Elmo Ace: Hello Cookie-monster rust and Grover Neo, I'm sowwy about blasting your heads off. To make it up to you, I've made you these cookies!

*shows nuclear flavor cookies and pours themm all over Grover Neo's and Cookie-monster rust's throat.*

Elmo Ace: Have a good time dying :wink:

Oops! Did I say that out loud?

Lord Celebi
01-03-2005, 11:08 PM
Elmo Ace: I love missile silos! How did you know? *blows apart into pieces*

*Crying children demands the revival of Elmo*

*Elmo Ace is patched back up*

Elmo Ace: You thought you all could destroy me, HAH, you're not good enough to even throw a scratch.

*a tiger scratches Elmo Ace*

*Elmo-loving children maul the tiger*

Elmo Ace: Well you can scratch me, but you can't kill me, especially with my ELMO-LOVING CHILDREN WHO HAVE NO LIVES!

Elmo-Loving Child 1: What do you mean we don't have lives?

*Other Elmo-Loving children maul Elmo-Loving Child 1*

*Sees rust and NP duke it out, and decides to join in*

*cooks up nuclear flavor cookies*

Elmo Ace: Hello Cookie-monster rust and Grover Neo, I'm sowwy about blasting your heads off. To make it up to you, I've made you these cookies!

*shows nuclear flavor cookies and pours themm all over Grover Neo's and Cookie-monster rust's throat.*

Elmo Ace: Have a good time dying :wink:

Oops! Did I say that out loud?
Yum! Nuclear Falvored COOKIES!
*Grows 20 Feet Tall*
Giant COOKIE Monster! Give everyone Chilled Moneky Brains COOKIES!

Ace
01-04-2005, 02:06 AM
Elmo Ace: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you it's side effects of abnormal growth, which eventually leads you to growing much more taller than the atmosphere, causing you to die of the loss of air.

Remember, the growing is FAST, so enjoy your last moments!

:wink:

*gives rust more nuclear flavor cookies*

The more you eat, the more you grow

The higher you are from the ground, the more thinner the air goes, and eventually...

DEATH WILL BEFALL YOU!

Jack of Clovers
01-04-2005, 02:57 AM
lol. since when did Sesame Street have a nuclear missile silo in it's backyard?

The Count: Yes. Let's count the nukes. One... Two... Oh I love counting... Three... Three! Eh eh eh!! Three is the number of the hour!"

*To celebrate, The Count launches the three nukes into the sky where they explode in the atmosphere, thus creating acid rain to pour down the into Sesame St.*

The Count: Now, let's count the burning corpses dropping in the street. One... Two... Eh eh eh eh!!!

{keep in mind that nukes wouldn't be next to sesame st. :goofy: ...but that would explain the mutated puppets they've become. :susp: }

~Jack~

Lord Celebi
01-04-2005, 08:54 PM
Elmo Ace: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you it's side effects of abnormal growth, which eventually leads you to growing much more taller than the atmosphere, causing you to die of the loss of air.

Remember, the growing is FAST, so enjoy your last moments!

:wink:

*gives rust more nuclear flavor cookies*

The more you eat, the more you grow

The higher you are from the ground, the more thinner the air goes, and eventually...

DEATH WILL BEFALL YOU!
*rust grows higher*
*Holds breath and eats more cookies*
*Grows so fast he bumps into antoher planet with air and uses it as an air helemet*
*Punches Sesame Street killing Ace and lep*

Tamer Marco
01-04-2005, 09:02 PM
Oh ****, I totally forgot about Lookie. >_>


*transforms into Super Grover!* ^_^
Looks over at NP: Imposter! *shoots with clumzy 0afness*
Say goodbye Shrimp! *shrimp puppet stares*
*comes after elmo ace, rust, and lep*

Lord Celebi
01-04-2005, 09:08 PM
Oh ****, I totally forgot about Lookie. >_>


*transforms into Super Grover!* ^_^
Looks over at NP: Imposter! *shoots with clumzy 0afness*
Say goodbye Shrimp! *shrimp puppet stares*
*comes after elmo ace, rust, and lep*
*Steps on DL*

Neo Emolga
01-04-2005, 09:54 PM
*Sees the hole DL shot through his chest.*

Grover Neo: Tis only a flesh wound! You cannot stop me! I am INVINCIBLE!

*Looks to rust, and laughes.*

Grover Neo: You poor and hopeless, chap! I hope your insurance is up to date!

*Throws Rust into a washing machine, puts the settings on "Ultra Spin" and then welds the door shut.*

Grover Neo: Time to recieve your due, DL!

*Casts a magic spell and turns DL into a pretty and beautiful butterfly with rainbow colored wings that sparkle.*

*And then steps on him and spreads his guts all over the street with his foot.*

Half a Dollar
01-04-2005, 11:18 PM
*Nick appears seemingly in the middle of NP's and DL's fight*

*turns into Big Bird (>:P)*

"Hiya NP! Ready to die?"

*Nickbird flies up into the air and divebombs into Grover Neo, watching to see his stomach into gushing blood*

"Remember kids, making big holes in innocent people is not safe! Watch the next episode of Sesame Street! Buh-bye!"

Lord Celebi
01-04-2005, 11:31 PM
*Sees the hole DL shot through his chest.*

Grover Neo: Tis only a flesh wound! You cannot stop me! I am INVINCIBLE!

*Looks to rust, and laughes.*

Grover Neo: You poor and hopeless, chap! I hope your insurance is up to date!

*Throws Rust into a washing machine, puts the settings on "Ultra Spin" and then welds the door shut.*

Grover Neo: Time to recieve your due, DL!

*Casts a magic spell and turns DL into a pretty and beautiful butterfly with rainbow colored wings that sparkle.*

*And then steps on him and spreads his guts all over the street with his foot.*
That must be one big ass washing machine!
*Eats Washing Machien*
YUMM! SOAP COOKIE!
*Eats NP alive*
Yuck! Crap falvored COOKIE!
*Spits NP out into a vat of acid*

Jack of Clovers
01-05-2005, 06:05 PM
*brings out his massive organ player*
The Count: Eh eh eh. Now, I will annoy everyone.
*presses down on one of the keys and duct tapes it so it won't go back up.*
"Onnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee......etc...."
The Count: Oh, I love the number one, because I am number one. One! Eh eh eh."

*large number of confetti fall to celebrate the number 1. the confetti is laced with glue and sticks to everyone*

The Count: time to wack some pinatas! *sees one of the Grover's* One wack... Two. Oh, I love numbers. Three....

~Jack~

Lord Celebi
01-06-2005, 12:03 AM
*Stabs Needle though lep's Big Toe*
*Rips out His tonsils, and lep throws up and dies from lack of weight*
Yum! Tonsil COOKIE!
*Feeds Tonsils to Nick&*

Half a Dollar
01-09-2005, 04:40 AM
"...Omg these are nasty!"

*spits it out*

Now....

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

*lame Gamefaqs quote*

*takes rust by the arms, kicks him in the shin multiple times, then put him on the ground, then gets Lep, and throws his body at rust, then gets a flamethrower and burns them, and finally, get the big book of "OMGWTFISTHIS" and throws it on them.*

Ace
01-09-2005, 05:17 AM
*rushes in out of nowhere and gets clonked in the head by the '"OMGWTFISTHIS" book*

Elmo Ace: Hmmm...

*opens book*

Elmo Ace: How cool - and yet very ironic! Cookiemonster rust and Count Lep Chip Cookies!

*looks at burned rust and lep*

Elmo Ace: My lucky day! :DDD

*takes the burned body of cookiemonster rust and count lep and tosses them inside of the oven with a cookie tin*

*waits a while*

Elmo Ace: Hmmm, smells good - must be done...

*pulls out Cookiemonster Rust and Count Lep Chip Cookies*

Elmo Ace: Mmmm... tastes...human... Want some, Nick?

*passes out plate of Cookiemonster Rust and Count Lep Chip Cookies to Nick*

Half a Dollar
01-09-2005, 06:16 AM
"Why thank you!"

*looks at Grover Neo*

"Shall we take care of him first?"

*goes in front of Grover Neo*

*throws OMGWTFISTHIS Pt.2 at Neo*

"Have a nice day. :happy: "

Lord Celebi
01-09-2005, 03:56 PM
*Makes Holes inside of Nick and Ace's Stomach*
Stomach Lining COOKIE good!
*Eats Nick and Ace's Intestines*
Aw Crap. Another Crap COOKIE. Now you cant go poo! You now have constipation.

Caite-chan
01-12-2005, 11:25 PM
-Walks in all nice and pretty.-

YOU SPEAK LIES!!!!

-Randomly smacks a random person.-

Lord Celebi
01-14-2005, 11:02 PM
-Walks in all nice and pretty.-

YOU SPEAK LIES!!!!

-Randomly smacks a random person.-
You forgot to turn into a Sesame Street Character. So, I'll kill you. If only I had an electric beaver. Oh wait, I do!
*Electric Beavers Shane's Heart Out*
MWAHAHA!

Caite-chan
01-14-2005, 11:08 PM
I"m heartless anyways....-Evil laugh.-

-Hits rust with a flying piggy from the trash.-

Jack of Clovers
01-15-2005, 01:14 AM
shane, this weeks theme was to be a Sesame Street character. see... im The Count... Eh eh eh.

i didn't expect this theme to even last one week, let alone two now... :eek:
Two... two more days until a new theme, more fun too. Eh eh eh!

*grabs Oscars metal trash can and slams it over Shane. lightning strikes, because it always does when The Count laughs, and Shane is electricuted.*

~Jack~

Jack of Clovers
01-17-2005, 05:04 PM
End Week Two
Theme was: Sesame Street Characters
The 2pt winner is... Ace.
Fav. posts: page6 (http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128976&postcount=80) #80

-------------------------------------------------
New Theme--> Western. Yee-ha!

~Jack~

boltAge
01-18-2005, 05:34 AM
*rides a Ponyta and gets burnt in the...you-know-where*

Geez, riding a horse wasn't as easy as I thought. I'll get a bull instead.

*rides a Tauros who furiously threw him off*

dotdotdot

*rides a Skarm and flies away throwing ropes on everyone*

Heeha, this is life~

Lord Celebi
01-19-2005, 03:55 AM
This town aint big enough for the us and the cookies.
*Tunrs back to rust*
Whew. I was Cookie Monster for a sec.

Channel Delibird
01-22-2005, 08:41 AM
*Vex and Delibird...gunfight at the PE2K Corral!*

Vex: Right, three steps away each. Load your pistol.

Delibird: WTF? How am I supposed to hold this thing with a damn flipper?

Vex: *snickers*

Delibird: Can you load this for me?

Vex: Sure thing. *loads Delibird's pistol and fires*

Delibird: X_X You're fired!

Vex: The correct phrasing would be: "you fired". And I did. At you.

Delibird: I'm not laughing.

TDD91
01-22-2005, 02:32 PM
Alex appears out of nowhere doing the wacky Simpsons-Grandpa dance (The guy who wants be Barts grandad in the episode where Lara and Jimbo go out) and does a little jig on top of Delibird.

"Hayayaya Hayayaya Hayayaya Hayayaya!"

Finch
01-22-2005, 02:39 PM
Finch strides in, wearing a native american style feather head thingy and lots of funny face paint. He throws axes around madly and catches Alex in the eye.

"Ooops... Sorry!"

JohtoTrainer
01-22-2005, 02:57 PM
*Walks out with straw in mouth and cowboy hat on* Now, listen here partna *reaches in for gun, pulls a barney fife and shoots through the holster* Ouch there goes my foot! *Shoots Alex in the foot aswell* Hey, look at the Ponyta! *jumps on Ponyta* Ouch this is kinda unsafe.

boltAge
01-22-2005, 03:08 PM
Vex, no Pokemon allowed in Lookie, but since I broke that rule myself... Oh well, just no Pokemon dying :tongue:

Since everybody's attacking Alex, I'll join in too.

*ties Alex up and throws him within a couple of hungry Miltanks*

Fun, fun, fun.

Finch
01-22-2005, 05:38 PM
*Takes a slingshot and hits a Miltank in the bee-hind*

*Watches as they stampede over Alex :biggrin:*

Channel Delibird
01-23-2005, 08:55 AM
(Sorry, Raik, but you get Vex, you get Delibird too. =P He's not a Pokemon, he's a higher being, damnit!)

*takes out a blowgun and fires a dart up Alex's behind*

Finch
01-23-2005, 12:19 PM
*Trips over Alex and lands on one of his own axes*

Oh... dear...

Channel Delibird
01-23-2005, 12:22 PM
*attempts to pull axe out from under Finch, dragging it through his insides and writing the words "Stuff the Penguin" in his intestines*

JohtoTrainer
01-23-2005, 01:00 PM
*Throws big cowboy hat through Vex's neck* Eh, why is there a dead ice bird beside you, Vex?

Channel Delibird
01-23-2005, 01:18 PM
NOOOOO!!! I'm both dead and so is my penguin! Save the penguin! *becomes a zombie and starts furiously bashing JT over the head with Delibird's corpse, which breaks it into little bits* NOOOOO!!!! SAVE THE CORPSE! *runs around picking up bits of Delibird's corpse*

JohtoTrainer
01-23-2005, 02:21 PM
*Uses Vaccuum to suck up the pieces of the "Pengiun's" corpse* Oh, look Vex here's your little Penguin! "Vex runs up to get the Vaccuum* Nope, sorry. *Throws Vaccuum off cliff*

Channel Delibird
01-23-2005, 02:26 PM
NOOOOO!!!! You killed my dead penguin! I'll kill you until you're dead! *picks up Raik and uses him to bash JT*

JohtoTrainer
01-23-2005, 02:34 PM
*pulls guns out of holsters and spins them on my fingers* Look what I can do! :razz: *gun shot* Oh, there's goes another penguin. :eh:

Channel Delibird
01-23-2005, 02:40 PM
There was a spare penguin and NOBODY TOLD ME? That is IT! *hurls Raik at JT*

JohtoTrainer
01-23-2005, 02:50 PM
*gets poked in the eye by Raik's finger* *sees some random girl on the streets* Hey, pretty lady,*winks* Oh! Vex, sorry, sorry, I coulda sworn you were a girl! That's what you get for having Raik poke me in the eye!

Channel Delibird
01-23-2005, 02:56 PM
That's not me, you fool, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A POTATO. *stands behind JT, lobbing potatoes at the back of his head*

JohtoTrainer
01-23-2005, 03:00 PM
Oh, pretty potato *catches potatoe and kisses it* *Gets potato gun out and shoots potatoes at Vex like a machine gun*

Channel Delibird
01-23-2005, 03:06 PM
Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ugh! OW! HELP! GYAAAHHH!!! *becomes the Mashed Potato Monster. Puts a Red Indian feather-crown-thing (I forget the real word) on his head and calls up a great army of potatoes* CHAAAAARRRGE!!!!

*thousands of potatoes jump at JT, throwing themselves forcefully at every part of his body, wriggling up his trousers and sleeves, making nests in his hair and breeding at incredible rates*

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

JohtoTrainer
01-23-2005, 03:14 PM
*pours scalding hot gravy on the Mashed Potatoe Master* *Throws some butter and stuffing on him* Hey look, a whole new thanksgiving meal. *gets attack by more potatoes* Ouch, get them off of me! *Beats the potatoes into mashed potatoes*

Channel Delibird
01-23-2005, 03:20 PM
*Becomes the Evil Thanksgiving Meal Monster, and raises a new army, this time of crazed turkeys. Meanwhile, the mashed potatoes rush into JT's nose and mouth, disallowing him the ability to breathe.*

Go forth, my turkeys, and peck that fool to death! MUAHAHAHAH!! *choke* Ow, that's hot gravy.

JohtoTrainer
01-23-2005, 03:34 PM
*turns into the easter bunny with a cowboy hat on* Draw Mister turney! On the count of three, we shoot. Ok, here we go, 1........3! *SHOOTS VEX DOWN*

Channel Delibird
01-23-2005, 03:43 PM
*becomes the Prince of Persia and rewinds time. Then shoots first.*

Finch
01-23-2005, 04:16 PM
*Throws intestines at everyone, splattering bodily fluids everywhere*

"Ewww..."

Channel Delibird
01-23-2005, 04:19 PM
*gets the word "Penguin" thrown in his face* Well, in the abscence of my real penguin, this'll have to do. *hugs intestine* Now, where was I?

*aims blowgun at Finch...where it hurts :wink:*

Finch
01-23-2005, 04:40 PM
Finch hits the deck, only to land on another axe. It severs something... uh... where it hurts.

[Ouch.]

JohtoTrainer
01-23-2005, 06:22 PM
Hey Vex how would you like to have your very own red bandana to wear around your mouth!? *puts bandana around Vex's neck* Vex: "Why is it on my neck and why is it so wet." Um, it's around your neck, cause I am trying to kill you, but it's only wet because the red part is from penguin blood, I swear. :oops:

Jack of Clovers
01-23-2005, 08:54 PM
Lookie Week 3
Theme- Western
Winner- Channel Delibird
Fav. Post- #107 (http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136961&postcount=107)

-----------------
New Theme- Open! the sky is the limit.

~Jack~

TDD91
01-23-2005, 09:09 PM
Alex appears in a big room decorated in Raiders colours and logos.

"W00t! Time for me to dance!"

*Starts doing his crazy grandpa dance*

JohtoTrainer
01-23-2005, 09:53 PM
*rubs hands together*

I will block out all of the sunlight in the WORLD! *Puts up really big circle to cover up big sun* Oh, you think you can stop me Alex? Huh? Huh? You think so? *Cute little poodles attack Alex* HAHAHA You have been defeated by poodles buhahahaha.

Channel Delibird
01-24-2005, 02:50 PM
I'm afraid in Lookieland using poodles to attack people doing grandpa dances is strictly illegal, punishable by death! *becomes Police Chief of Lookieland and proceeds to throw elephants at JT. Burning elephants. Burning elephants coated in anthrax spores*

JohtoTrainer
01-24-2005, 03:12 PM
Poodles aren't illegal :rolleyes: Toy Poodles are illegal, you know, the really small ones, these were rather large poodles. Almost as big as this thing running at me with white stuff burning on it ^^. *Pulls a Legasus flying through the air shooting the elephant through the head and sliding down it's truck to safety* Wow, there are alot of these things. *runs*

boltAge
01-24-2005, 03:45 PM
*flies right up into the sky on a Pidgeot and knocks into some invisible glass thingey and falls into a forest of angry Vileplumes*

...sky is the limit, eh? Next time, try setting the limit higher.

*throws Pidgeot onto a Vileplume and runs off*

Channel Delibird
01-24-2005, 04:05 PM
You can't escape me that easily, you fool! *becomes Lord of the Burning Anthrax Elephants, in addition to Police Chief of Lookieland and King of the Potato People, and creates a huge army of invisible burning anthrax elephants rode by angry invisible mashed potato monsters* Charge, my creations, charge and kill! Burn! DIE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oops, must stop monologuing before somebody kills me/escapes (delete where applicable).

*invisible evil burning anthrax elephants proceed to systematically crush each of JT's bones, starting with the fibula*

Phoenix004
01-24-2005, 05:37 PM
Take this Delibird! Attack of the killer undead man-eating Puffin Dingoes!!!

*A huge army of ravenous man-eating zombie Puffin Dingoes, 10 thousand strong, rise up from their filthy graves and tear CD apart!*

Channel Delibird
01-24-2005, 06:52 PM
Technically, the term "Puffin Dingo" is, in fact, a name for this species which is more than a little inappropriate, in more than just a grammatical sense. If you think about it, this is an example of quite horrific grammar, as two nouns may not follow each other, so we must take this from the point of view that you are indeed trying to create a hybrid species here, therefore necessitating the creation of a singular name for this singular species blended with elements of the two aforementioned species, the bird-like animal from places in the world, and the dog-like animal from Australia...etc...etc...*goes on for three hours and bores Pheonix004 to death*

PWNED.

TDD91
01-24-2005, 07:16 PM
"Your poodles terrify me not JT for I have.... my army of chickens!"
*Dramatic pose*
"Wait, where are those damn chickens? Bear with me a minute..."
*Runs around Europe trying to find his precious chicken army*
"Here chickens! Bobo!? Marcus!? Frank!? Ian!? Dennis!? Colin!? Kevin!? Rich!? Martin!? William!? Graham!? Freddie!? Den!? Jason!? Gavin!?

Wait a minute! Thats Jim! Jim come back!"
*Jim runs towards JT and a Chicken Pie making machine*
"JIM! TURN AROUND!"

Essence_Divided
01-24-2005, 11:20 PM
-=flies in with an army of tuxedo wearing Bellsprouts flying on winged mime Dunsparces=-

Me: Say 'ello to my little friends! ...hey, wait, why do you have spaghetti on your tuxedo?

Random Bellsprout one: Well, I met this Weepinbell who likes Italian and...

Me: THAT'S ALL WE NEED TO KNOW, thanks. Anyway... ATTTACK!!!!!!

~{Eeveebreon}~
http://img161.exs.cx/img161/2618/eeveeandumbreon9ek.png

Finch
01-25-2005, 03:03 PM
Finch gathers his penguin branded, splattered insides and his body parts and sits in a corner, sewing himself back together. He gets out a can of deodorant and a lighter, sets a skateboard on fire, and then starts doing crazy tricks on people.

Ever seen a Delibird Grind? You have now!!

boltAge
01-25-2005, 03:15 PM
*ties self to tree*

I'm hereby requesting all of you to attack me because I'm bored and it's like, no point attacking Vex too since everyone else is already attacking him.

*shoots self*

Finch
01-25-2005, 03:21 PM
Finch saw his opportunity and jumped off his skateboard.

"I'd have kept quiet if I were you BA..."

He grabbed a chainsaw and revved it.

"Yeah man, time for some extreme deforestation!"

He cut right through both the tree and boltAge's body. Awesome.

"TIIMMMMBEEERRRR!!"

Channel Delibird
01-25-2005, 03:36 PM
Under Lookieland Police Edict #16576926723653653217962736VEXPWNSJ0026526726, I'm the only one allowed to use a chainsaw here. *takes out chainsaw, cleaves Finch in two, picks up Finch's chainsaw and starts dual-wielding chainsaws*

Bring it on, suckers.

boltAge
01-25-2005, 03:45 PM
*all the parts of his body flies around, then all stick on Finch like the parts were some metal thing, and Finch was a magnet*

Die!

Finch
01-25-2005, 04:40 PM
"Uh?!"

Finch's legs run away, leaving his torso helpless and covered in boltAge. He grabs a chunk and throws it in Delibird's face.

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

boltAge
01-26-2005, 06:07 AM
*the parts all start flying around, reforming another Raik*

Wait, the nose's on the wrong side of the face.

*adjusts*

Okay, now, you die.

*throws Marowaks away, stealing their bones and throwing them at Finch*

happy man.

Finch
02-02-2005, 05:27 PM
Finch is hit in the middle of the head with a bone. His legs run back to him and he gets his needle and thread out once again, sewing them back on. He grabs an ekans, ties it into a noose then loops it round bA's throat and pulls. The ekans rope tightens.

Lord Celebi
02-03-2005, 02:02 AM
*Drops Raik in Fiery Pit of Lava-ey Doom*
MUAHAHAHA!

Jack of Clovers
02-03-2005, 07:57 AM
Lookie Week 4
Winner- Channel Delibird

and i don't feel like making themes anymore, just do whatever.

*finds time machine in rust's dirty hamper* oh, what's this do.

*transports everyone to the Medievil Age* oh, bow and arrows :cool:

~Jack~

Lord Celebi
02-03-2005, 12:56 PM
Now, why did I put that there. Oh well, I've been to the Medievil times in Lookie Before!

*Takes out random AK-47 and shoots all the guys with bows and arrows*

Finch
02-04-2005, 04:51 PM
*is glad he didn't pick up a bow*

*throws a rock at rust*

Jack of Clovers
02-04-2005, 05:47 PM
*bullets bounce off armour plating*

-what is thou devil work, hethen! what is thy instrument thast propels magic rocks?
*grabs a Mace and starts swinging it around his head*
-prepare for battle, yon magical beast from the depths of Hatis.

:goofy:

~Jack~

Phoenix004
02-04-2005, 05:48 PM
He who lives by the mace... is turned into swiss cheese by he who lives by the Tactical 12-Gauge... MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: EAT LEAD JACK! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Finch
02-04-2005, 05:51 PM
"What? A proverb?! That's so... ARGH!!"

*becomes swiss cheese*

Channel Delibird
02-04-2005, 06:01 PM
*Becomes King of Swiss Cheese and raises an army of drug-fuelled pieces of swiss cheese wielding battleaxes*

Run forth, my creations, and rip off my posts from last week!

*While swiss cheese army rips off the armies from last week's posts, gets on hyperactive warhorse, dons armour and helpfully notices a large, very pointy lance on the floor. Picks it up, readies it and charges at Finch. I'd go for Lep but he gives me points. Best to stay on his good side. >=P*

Jack of Clovers
02-04-2005, 06:52 PM
*stops rushing rust as he is shot up by phoenix*

another DEMON from the underworld! judgement day hast arrived! warn the villiagers, save the children.
*jack jumps out of his ol' time character*
bleh, that was weird.
*finds giant sandwhich, tricks cheese army into coming closer and clamps them inside the two large loaves*
:hungry: i love the swiss

~Jack~

Lord Celebi
02-04-2005, 09:01 PM
I aint a demon. Ya see, I put a rock into this circly thingy, then, there's powder in there. When I press this, heat inside sets the powder on fire, sending the rock flying. Its not Magic, its Science!
*Pulls off Lep's armor and shoots him with a AK47*

Finch
02-07-2005, 09:36 AM
*pulls lance from stomach and pierces rust with it before coughing lots and dying*

Ninja Emperor
02-07-2005, 10:30 AM
*Rides up on a black Rapidash with his katana sword out and his famous Rapidash Cavalry of horsemen*

"Ride on children of Ryakaza, lets us banish evil entruders!"

*rides full force allong with his army and hacks everybodies hads of with katanas and naginatas. Then rides off into the shadows of Nihonian night.*

"See you next time evil intuders MWAHAHAHAHAHA.... Oh my what am I doing, I suposed to be a good ninja..."

Channel Delibird
02-07-2005, 02:51 PM
Drat. I appear to be headless. Hmm, I suppose I could use this to my advantage. *picks up head, becomes the Headless Horselord, and charges rust, bonking him on the head with the huge power of my cranium*

Ninja Emperor
02-07-2005, 04:43 PM
*Rides up to rust, makes Rapidesh turn around and kick him with hind legs, turns his way again and rides up to rust who is a mile away now*
"come fourth my shadow warriors!"

*Joins his fingers in one fist to perform kage no jiutsu (shadow techniquie), Shadows around rust materializing into shadow warriors (ninja) and start kicking rust who is in the middle of their circle*

"Oh yeah, let the fun begin! As for the others, feel the power of my Jagernauts!"

*Huge, tree wheeled carriages with tiger heads rides towards the others, as they come close they start breathing fire burning everyone.*

"And last but not least, my catapults and balists...FIRE AT WILL!!!!"

*Catpults shot rocks and flaming balls and balists (Huge crossbows mounted on the catapult like stands) shot huge projectiles, some of which were burning*

"That what you get for invading the lands of Ryakaza!!!"

*Rides up the hill and makes Rapidash rise on it's hind feet and the thunder strikes in the background*

Lord Celebi
02-07-2005, 08:45 PM
*Teleports Samus from the Future (It is My Time Machine, Remember?)*
*Samus Uses Light Beam on Shadow Warriors*
*Takes out Portable Missle Launchers and shoots them at the Catapaults*
*Uses AK-47s to shoot the men and women operating the catapaults*

Ninja Emperor
02-08-2005, 04:10 PM
*Laughes*

"Do you posibly think you can kill shadows? Those worriors can't be killed! Kage No Jiutsu!"

*sinks into the shadow under him and reapears behind rust and smacks him with a fan. Apears behind Boltage and smacks him too, appears behind Vex and is about to smack him as well but remembers that they're on the same team...*

"Sorry Vex-kun, gotta wack someone else instead"

*Apears pehind Nick and wacks him three times with the fan, then apperas behind lil lep. and Finch and Phoenix and gives them a major whacking as well. Finnaly appers in front of Neo, grabs him by the collar, takes out a boken and WACK, WACK, WACK, WACK!!!! :crackup: Then leaps four stories into the air and lands in the sadle of his Black Rapidesh and rides off*

"Time for some lunch and anime wacthing :wink: actually I have to get to class, so so long!"

OOC: I'm not invincible myself, but my army of shadows is, if you kill them, I can summon them back any time I want :tongue:

Jack of Clovers
02-08-2005, 04:16 PM
*starts singing*
the sun will come out, tomorrow, let your bottom dollars....
*sun shines extremely bright, causing all shadow creatures to disappear. starts putting lamps around the field so that no shadows can appear anywhere.*
well, i think that takes care of that army :tongue:

~Jack~

boltAge
02-08-2005, 04:34 PM
Finch is hit in the middle of the head with a bone. His legs run back to him and he gets his needle and thread out once again, sewing them back on. He grabs an ekans, ties it into a noose then loops it round bA's throat and pulls. The ekans rope tightens.
*the rope tightens so much, it breaks*
Now, that's what we call...a strong throat. Yeah, that.

*grabs Finch from behind, slaps him so he falls, then throw Scythers, Kabutops and Scizors at him :twisted:*

*Drops Raik in Fiery Pit of Lava-ey Doom*
MUAHAHAHA!

*is thrown out by the Magmar living in the pit*
...ouch.
*sees rust get pushed into the pit by some Rhydons*
8D

Lord Celebi
02-08-2005, 08:40 PM
*Blows up Firey Pit of Doom and makes Raik and NE really small, and puts them in a Sode can*
*Crushes Soda Can With lep's Head*
*Launches Soda Can into Space*
MUAHAHAHAHA!

And The Light Beam>Shadows!

Ninja Emperor
02-09-2005, 12:33 PM
*Laughes*

"You Morons! Where's light there is always shadows, to light a candle is to cast a shadow! Look at yourselves, you all casting shadows which mean I can use your own shadows to attack you. I'm the Lord of light and shadows! Mwahahahahahaha!"

*Enters onto the field from a random shadow and makes shadow warriors apear from other people shadows and they quickly sliting their troats with katanas*

"I hate to be annoying, but how long we would be in medieval theme? Or we are not?"

*takes out a grenade launcher and shoots granades at everybody to make sure the job is done.*

Lord Celebi
02-09-2005, 01:25 PM
*Uses 00ber Godlyness to throw Grenades back at NE*

Light Beam Pwns j00!

Jack of Clovers
02-09-2005, 04:27 PM
"I hate to be annoying, but how long we would be in medieval theme? Or we are not?"
well, i zapped us to the past using rust's time machine and he's using it to zap things from the future... so maybe if you get the time machine you can get out of the past. lol.

*own shadow attacks him*
hey, leave me alone.
*finds some holy armor around the corner to protect from the shadows. starts talking medievil again.*
aha, this hast defending against thy shadow demons.
*destroys his own shadow*
wait, maybe that was a bad idea. :oops:

~Jack~

Ninja Emperor
02-09-2005, 06:45 PM
"Ofcourse it was! You can't be without shadow, if you don't have a shadow that means that you're not alive anymore! This is the last warning to you intruders, leave the land of Gods the Nihon or be destroyed!"

*Tsunami wave is comming from out of nowhere*

"Ha, I told you! Now you will feel the Wreath of Heaven!"

*Becomes one with shadows and dissapears into the shadow realm. The wave comming closer, it's almost near the shore and suddenly it turns back :eek: and instead the heavens open up and a huge lightning bolt strikes Rust.*

OOC:That was preaty random, well stay tuned for the next adventure of PE2K group in the medival land of Nihon :tongue:

bronislav84
02-09-2005, 07:07 PM
*comes in and bonks joo on the head with a metal bat*

This is not an RP, so there is no OOCing required!

*leaves quietly and quickly*

Lord Celebi
02-09-2005, 08:35 PM
*Puts Bron in the way of the lightning bolt*

Oh, and Lep, here are some inflatable pants.
*Puts Inflatable Pants on Lep and rides the Tsunami*

Ninja Emperor
02-10-2005, 08:53 PM
*Sits iside a tea house in the castle and having tea*

~I wounder what those invaders duing here and how were they able to get on those islands?~

*The wather starting to change to worst*

~Ooh, that's not good, I hope that the orca charms on top of the catle roof will protect it from lightning bolts and will prevent fire...~

Jack of Clovers
02-10-2005, 10:08 PM
*somehow comes back to normal. using the lookie powers bestowed upon him by war season 3 2/3, returns everyone to normal time*
ah, much better.
*rushes ninja*
learn to use spellcheck. *slams computer of his head. drags ninja to a school for kindergarten and staples his hands to the floor.*
Teacher: oh, a new student. lets see if he can spell castle.
ninja: C-A-T-L-E
*class laughs at ninja*
Teacher: we'll be here all day if we have to. it's C-A-S-T-L-E.

:tongue:

~Jack~

Lord Celebi
02-10-2005, 10:35 PM
*Blows up Lep's School*
And that's for the Spelling Bee.
*Takes Lep, Inflates his pants, and then pops a needle in them so he goesflying into the sun*
Buh-Bye.

FinalThunder
02-10-2005, 10:47 PM
sorry but i don't get this can someone explaine this to me

Lord Celebi
02-11-2005, 01:39 AM
sorry but i don't get this can someone explaine this to me
Its Total Insanity.
*Throws Mpatel into a brick wall*

Ninja Emperor
02-11-2005, 12:55 PM
*somehow comes back to normal. using the lookie powers bestowed upon him by war season 3 2/3, returns everyone to normal time*
ah, much better.
*rushes ninja*
learn to use spellcheck. *slams computer of his head. drags ninja to a school for kindergarten and staples his hands to the floor.*
Teacher: oh, a new student. lets see if he can spell castle.
ninja: C-A-T-L-E
*class laughs at ninja*
Teacher: we'll be here all day if we have to. it's C-A-S-T-L-E.

:tongue:

~Jack~
Hey That was just a typo!

*Takes a giant book with grammar writen on it and wacks lep on the head with it, then takes math, biology and chemistry and does the same thing. Finally takes encyclopedias in 10 volums and slams them in lep's head one by one*

You picked a wrong guy to pick on!

Finch
02-11-2005, 04:01 PM
Hahahaha :biggrin:

*Burns Ninja Emperor's Dictionary*

"Now you're gonna poorly-spell yourself to death!"

Heehee.

Lord Celebi
02-11-2005, 10:04 PM
*Throws Finch into the fire*
Muahaha! Burnt by your own fire! Now for you...

*Puts NE underwater, and holds his hand there until the bubbles stop coming out*
Waiting, waiting. Bubble! Bubble! I want no bubble!

Ninja Emperor
02-12-2005, 12:45 AM
*Bubles stops, but as they do someone crawls up behind rust and cut's his jagular with a sword. Then Ninja does the ninja motion with free hand after the stealth kill*

Fool, he though it was real me! What he killed was mearly the shadow of mine! Real me was sleeping, ha!

Tamer Marco
02-12-2005, 01:19 AM
Dude... you can't be funny when you explain the whole damn thing, and then make up some corny lines and start modding.

*hits NE with a bannhammer*

You is banned sucKa. *random guy says cock b4 I say sucka*

Channel Delibird
02-12-2005, 07:24 PM
Screw continuity! I'm gonna put my head right back on my neck, lose anything I was previously carrying, suddenly have a pair of maracas appear in my hands, and smack them into people's heads like this:

<o O o>

O being the head, <o and o> being the maracas. =D

*does this to everyone except NE because he owes him one. =P*

Lord Celebi
02-12-2005, 10:43 PM
*Random Trumpet appears in hands*
*Blows in everyone's ears, making them deaf*
*Takes out Cheese*
You want the cheese? Well, you have to say everything I say in Japanese with a British Accent!

Marth
02-13-2005, 12:40 AM
*Uses psychic powers to get the cheese from Rust's hands*
Heh... now I have the cheese!

Lord Celebi
02-13-2005, 01:12 AM
*Uses psychic powers to get the cheese from Rust's hands*
Heh... now I have the cheese!
That was just a Hologram. Even If I said where the real cheese was, you couldn't hear me. Now say that in Japanese with a British accent, and you will be rewarded.

Channel Delibird
02-14-2005, 10:02 AM
"That in Japanese with a British accent!"

*takes cheese*

MOINK! *runs away*

Lord Celebi
02-14-2005, 08:38 PM
"That in Japanese with a British accent!"

*takes cheese*

MOINK! *runs away*
*Cheese Blows Up*
Whoops. I'm sorry, but the correct Answer was
[British Acccent]チーズがほしいと思うか。[/British Accent]. You are the weakest Link. [AOL Voice]Goodbye.[/AOL Voice]

Channel Delibird
02-15-2005, 12:47 PM
I'm the weakest Link? O.O But I'm not -

*everyone turns into Link from Legend of Zelda*

OK, fine, I am. *takes out Mirror Shield and cowers behind a bush*

Lord Celebi
02-15-2005, 11:10 PM
I'm the weakest Link? O.O But I'm not -

*everyone turns into Link from Legend of Zelda*

OK, fine, I am. *takes out Mirror Shield and cowers behind a bush*
*Takes out 30 Bombs, plants them around Vex, and teleports to the other side of the Universe, on the remote planet of LEGO, Specifically Metru Nui*
Yeah!
*Teleports back with 1000 Vahki*
*Vahki Realize everyone here is living and starts shooting*
*I am a Cyborg :P)*
*Vahki Only destroy Living things*
*I am not living, I am a Machine*
*HAHAHAHA*

Finch
02-16-2005, 12:07 PM
"You're stupid."

Hey, I know how to save myself!

*Jumps off a cliff*

Yeah, now that I'm dead, they won't wanna kill me anymore!!

Channel Delibird
02-16-2005, 04:27 PM
Just because you're dead doesn't mean I can't mutilate your corpse.

*Jumps off cliff, floating down gently with the ACME Float-Down-Gently Device 3000, and starts using Finch's corpse as a drum, and the maracas as drumsticks. Tries to bang out the entire of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen as hard as he can*

Lord Celebi
02-16-2005, 08:51 PM
*Vahki Come down and destroy Finch's corpse and destroy Vex*
Simple and Clean.
*Vakhi destroy NE, Marco, and Marth in Advance*

Finch
02-17-2005, 03:41 PM
Ouch. My corpse. Get off my corpse, you ***£*$$"*%!!

*Throws a leg at the vahki thingies*

Hahaha. Showed you.

Lord Celebi
02-17-2005, 08:42 PM
Ouch. My corpse. Get off my corpse, you ***£*$$"*%!!

*Throws a leg at the vahki thingies*

Hahaha. Showed you.
*Vahki destroy leg in midair*
Vahki: Perimeter secure Commander.

rust: Good... Kill them all!
*Vahki start launching random blasts at random people*

Finch
02-18-2005, 02:10 PM
that's not fair...

*summons a swarm of 1000 anti vahki creatures and watches as the two clans annihilate each other until none of them remain*

heehee. well now it's just us.

Lord Celebi
02-18-2005, 06:05 PM
that's not fair...

*summons a swarm of 1000 anti vahki creatures and watches as the two clans annihilate each other until none of them remain*

heehee. well now it's just us.
Anti Vahki? HAHAHA! Nothing can stop the Vahki exceot the Toa Metru, and there are only six.
*Vahki Annihlate the Anti-Vahki, because they dont exist*
Also, I have reinstated the Vakhi Machine, which will continue producing Vahki for me!
*50 More Vahki come out of the Machine*

Finch
02-19-2005, 09:59 AM
I can see this thread getting really boring... nevermind

*Clones the 6 Toa Metru 1000 times each*

*Lets them do their thang*

Lord Celebi
02-19-2005, 03:21 PM
*Vakama Clones Fight over who's leader*
Ha *Throws Stone that says Nuhrii and Co. are really sposed to be the Toa*
*Toa Metru get all Sad*
*All of them commit suicide*
NOOO! MY HEROES! But at least my Vahki will rule this thread.
*Takes out sword and beheads Finch*

Finch
02-19-2005, 04:34 PM
That wasn't nice...

OK, I keep dying, and I can't even touch you. I'm bored now.

The End
02-19-2005, 05:38 PM
you ******* die.

Lord Celebi
02-19-2005, 08:55 PM
']you ******* die.
Oh my god! Where are censors? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR HUMANITY?
*Washes Pink Blur's mouth out with Soap*
*Cuts off PB's Head*
Hmm.. Now for you Finch, you rotten corpse...
*Vahki Tear Finch Limb by Limb*
Come on, try to give me a challenge. I'd transport you to hell, but I'd godmoded enough for one post.

Jack of Clovers
02-22-2005, 06:28 AM
*large nuclear destruction*

yep, with the war season 3 2/3 over, this thread is too. as much fun as it is, well, just need to get rid of it. :sleepy: good job all for making this fun while it lasted.

*claps large rubber lock over thread*

~Jack~