View Full Version : Bad News, Worse News

Channel Delibird
01-25-2005, 03:32 PM
A simple game - the person above you will say a bad situation (for example, your car is on fire), and you have to say something that makes it even worse (for example, you just traded a fire extinguisher away for a limited edition baseball card). Then you post a new bad situation.

Here's the first one:

Somebody fitted a lock to your shower and now you're locked inside it.

01-25-2005, 05:04 PM
Water no longer comes out of the pipes in your shower- mud does.

That would REALLY suck...


Thoughts: Ew... mud...

Channel Delibird
01-25-2005, 05:17 PM
You're supposed to post a new bad situation for the next person, PF. I'll do one for you this time.

You've had to go to hospital for a kidney transplant.

01-25-2005, 06:09 PM
The donator dissapeared

You're locked inside your fridge

Channel Delibird
01-25-2005, 06:18 PM
The only food in there is a cockroach

Somebody conned you into buying a broken product

01-25-2005, 06:29 PM
You used all your money to buy it.

Your doctor says you have 10 to live


Thoughts: Cool Game Vex. :cool:

Channel Delibird
01-25-2005, 06:34 PM
And he means 10 microseconds!

Bloodsucking aliens from the Planet Uber want to drink your bodily fluids!

01-25-2005, 06:36 PM
The Aliens from planet "Planet Uber Sucks" got to you first.

You fell off the Empire State Building

Channel Delibird
01-25-2005, 06:39 PM
You landed in a torture chamber

You're being tortured


01-25-2005, 06:47 PM
You're being torchured by your ex *ouch!*

Your teachers all assign hours worth of homework

Channel Delibird
01-25-2005, 06:51 PM
It's all for the next day, and you have to perform in both a play and a concert this evening

You...mark your territory (=P) on stage while performing

01-25-2005, 07:12 PM
You marked it using an acid crayon, and you fall into the depths of hell

You see your ex in hell

01-25-2005, 08:43 PM
And she has met all of your ex's

You have to go to your smelly Aunt Gertrude's house for a family excursion.

01-25-2005, 08:49 PM
:knockout: And every electronic you brought with you decides to break

Your cousin broke your GC

Lord Celebi
01-25-2005, 09:03 PM
Right beofore you got to Trainer 100 on MT. Battle and didnt save.

You break all your bones.

01-25-2005, 10:09 PM
You die. :p

Your entire pokemon game collection is stolen.

01-25-2005, 10:10 PM
by your best friend

Your computer blows up

01-25-2005, 10:32 PM
It burns your face

You get sunburnt

Lord Celebi
01-25-2005, 10:47 PM
On your ...area

Your DS Blows Up

01-25-2005, 11:05 PM
It set the rest of your house on fire.

TMTS's Vast Sealeo army attacks!

01-26-2005, 04:27 AM
But TMTS is trampled by the blubbery mass. (Yes... it would be a tragedy if we lost our local albino Sealeo XD.)

The fourth Harry Potter movie sucks... (Boy... I hope it doesn't)

01-26-2005, 10:21 PM
Then the sixth book sucks.

You're parents loose their jobs.

01-26-2005, 10:44 PM
and they throw you out on the street because they can no longer suuport you.

You wander around the forest in the middle of February in zubzero weather, and slowly die over a period of two weeks.

Tamer Marco
01-27-2005, 12:00 AM
And then your go to hell, where you spend an eternity in a lake of FIRE. >=F

You get assigned 10,000 book reports on your summer vacation.

01-27-2005, 12:27 AM
And your teacher actually meant 100000, and your whole class fails!

Your car breaks down in the middle of nowehere...

Enchanted Flygon
01-27-2005, 08:03 PM
your car blows up and you die.

i eat a poisonous pie....

01-29-2005, 12:15 AM
and your insides become your out......

I saw a horse

01-29-2005, 12:36 AM
And he runs over you and stomps you to pulp.

You are late for work...

01-29-2005, 01:34 AM
and you are fired.

You get bored

Channel Delibird
01-31-2005, 12:59 PM
And so you switch on the TV. It's the Teletubbies.

The school cafeteria is out of unhealthy food!

Enchanted Flygon
01-31-2005, 02:23 PM
and is only left with veggies.....

my mom starts a collection of....

01-31-2005, 03:43 PM
Bad: Your house and entire hometown is nuked.

Worse: George W. Bush is elected to a third term :dazed: :wink: :goofy: :susp: :sad: :eek:

Tamer Marco
01-31-2005, 06:10 PM
Bad: Your mom's car breaks down, and you can't drive...

02-01-2005, 12:21 AM
All of a sudden it blows up. :goofy:

Pokemon is cancled.

02-01-2005, 03:32 AM
Bad: Wait, the show is cancelled? *rejoices*

Worse: Computers take over the universe


02-20-2005, 09:47 PM
And they force you to be their tortured slave!!!!

The earth blows up.

Neptune's Disciple
02-21-2005, 05:00 AM
The only peope left alive to populate the new earth with incessed creeps are George W Bush and Jessica Simpson

You spill tomato sauce all down your favourite white shirt

Jack of Clovers
02-22-2005, 06:22 AM
You spill tomato sauce all down your favourite white shirt
Worse: You take the shirt off so you can clean it better but you're in an expensive resaurant with your prom date. Talk about embarassing! :redface:

Bad: Your teacher doesn't accept your obvoius forgery on a sick note from the parents.



Daniella Defines Divinity
02-24-2005, 04:42 PM
Then as you return to your seat your pants fall down infront of the class.

You come home from the pub and fall asleep on your porch

Tamer Marco
02-24-2005, 05:24 PM
... and then theres a drive-by (When people in a car drive by, and randomly shoot people and things).

Your mom grounds you...

Channel Delibird
02-24-2005, 06:22 PM
Worse: And later, when you're not grounded anymore, the door's stuck! O_O You can't leave your room!

Bad: There's been a massive power cut all through your country...

Tamer Marco
02-24-2005, 06:41 PM
And you can't eat pizza, because the oven doesn't work.

You lose 50 grand...

Channel Delibird
02-24-2005, 06:50 PM
Worse: And you have a $50,000.01 loan to repay tomorrow!

Bad: Your computer keyboard suddenly begins typing "[", no matter what button you press.

Tamer Marco
02-24-2005, 06:55 PM
...and it's your final termpaper that your typing.

You become friends with a motorcycle gang.

Daniella Defines Divinity
02-24-2005, 06:59 PM
but you only own a tricycle

You find out your best friend of the same sex has a crush on you

Tamer Marco
02-24-2005, 07:01 PM
... and you agree to be thier lover.

You've never eaten White Castles before.

Neptune's Disciple
02-25-2005, 09:49 AM
what the hell are white castles?

Greenday break up... :sad:

Tamer Marco
02-25-2005, 01:50 PM
The best burgers anywhere.

(I hate Greenday)...and everyone loves it.

You lose your homework.

Neptune's Disciple
02-28-2005, 06:18 AM
how is that bad news?

I wish all greenday haters would die (joking:oops:)

Channel Delibird
02-28-2005, 04:44 PM
Because your teacher will OWN you for it.

Worse: Your teacher's spouse asked for a divorce last night. :tongue3:

Bad: You accidentally poke your eye out.

02-28-2005, 05:16 PM
Then it rolls on the floor and you slip on it which makes your other eye fall out.

You step on a land mine.

Channel Delibird
02-28-2005, 06:08 PM
Your research in creating a land mine-proof outfit was nearly finished at the time.

You forgot your name.

02-28-2005, 06:15 PM
And on the same day you had to sign legal documents in order to make peace with another country. But since you forgot your name they didn't think you wanted peace so they detroyed your country.

You think some rat poison is sugar and you put it into your coffee.

Channel Delibird
02-28-2005, 06:20 PM
It was instant coffee.

Your house is burgled.

02-28-2005, 06:23 PM
They forgot to take your annoying sibling.

PE2K was invaded by noobs.

Channel Delibird
02-28-2005, 06:40 PM
PE2K accidentally gives his webmaster and admin powers to one of them.

You buy a DS after waiting for months to save up the money, then you drop & break it after ten minutes of play time.

02-28-2005, 06:44 PM
Now every night the ghost of the DS haunts you for being irresponsible and not taking care of it.

You pick up a hitch hiker that is wanted in 25 states and Europe for mass murdering over 500 people.

Channel Delibird
02-28-2005, 06:52 PM
You're next.

You're framed for hijacking an army plane.

Neptune's Disciple
03-01-2005, 10:59 AM
and given the death sentence

you GBA SP dies just after you catch your favourite pokemon...shiny...without you saving

03-01-2005, 02:10 PM
And when you charge it up again and turn on your game you found that it erased and a teletubbie virus took over.

You are accused of a crime and the way they decide your fate is by letting you choose from two doors. The first door contains a man eating tiger and the second holds your exit to freedom.

03-01-2005, 09:09 PM
You chose the 2nd door which leads to freedom and Run out the door because you are so hapy so you ran off the cliff and you grabbed on to a rope which pulled you up. Then you saw the head and noticed it was the man eating tiger so it ate you for supper.

You find out that your parents hate you and kick you out and say "I do not want to see your face in my life".

Neptune's Disciple
03-06-2005, 12:30 AM
You get hit by a car.. :eh:

Greenday cancel their concert in Brisbane...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! :goofy:

Tamer Marco
03-06-2005, 01:09 AM
And everyone is happy. =D

You lose your place in the roving tricycle gang called, "Hecks Angels".

Hard to mess this one up, isn't it? :D

Neptune's Disciple
03-06-2005, 02:35 AM
And get beaten with the ugly stick.

Pearl and Diamond are the worst pokemon games

03-06-2005, 04:30 AM
And the Amreicans sue Satoshi Tajiri and kill him. Plus, the Americans kill the rest of his family.

I am invincible, and nothing can happen to me. Not even death or old age. =)

Neptune's Disciple
03-06-2005, 04:36 AM
You try to kill yourself because all your friends and family die, and you become lonely, but you can't cuz your invinsible

03-07-2005, 11:25 AM
you lost your job and your wife divorced you your friends hate you.

03-07-2005, 02:13 PM
Your friends are now friends with your wife and your wife married your boss.

You exchange all of your real money with counterfeit money without knowing it.

03-07-2005, 08:37 PM
Then the CIA and FIB arested you for using counterfeit money to by War bonds and government bonds so the arrest you and excute you.

You get a F on the report card your GPA is 0.0, 1 credit and you are 46 yearold who's not married doesn't have friends and still hangind around here.

(That sounds like Teddy Duskin in my school.)

Neptune's Disciple
03-08-2005, 10:07 AM
...ummm.....errr.....and you smell....?

its really expensive to get my bass fixed

03-08-2005, 11:01 AM
You spent 5 million dollars to get you bass fixed.

You get hit by a car you die.

03-09-2005, 01:04 AM
The funeral was held at a junkyard.

You get struck by lightning and suffer 3rd degree burns and half of your brain stopped functioning.

Hoenn Mirror Girl
03-09-2005, 01:29 AM
You get struck by lightning and suffer 3rd degree burns and half of your brain stopped functioning.
It proved to be incurable and fatal.

The Lavaridge Gym Leader suddenly grows cat ears and a tail.

03-09-2005, 01:46 AM
"The Lavaridge Gym Leader suddenly grows cat ears and a tail."
It suddenly transforms into... Bob Dole!

Something teleports you to a really big, almost empty white room...

03-09-2005, 01:56 AM
Then you see a shadowy firgure coming your way. Oh no it's Barney.

You trip and fall into a pit of snakes.

03-10-2005, 04:32 PM
The snakes bite your arms and legs off and you are beaten up by a gangster

03-10-2005, 05:51 PM
Umm you are supposed to say the next one.

Your best friend is really a government spy trying to rid the world of pokemon.

03-10-2005, 09:14 PM
And he is using you as a way to do so.

A giant tree came out of the Atlantic ocean and a tidel wave hit Ireland.

03-10-2005, 09:22 PM
Nobody but you were on that island and when they found you and you survived but they burned you at the stake because of you being a witch.

You computer freezes and sends a nastly note to the president!

03-10-2005, 09:26 PM
The president sends government officials to have you executed.

You get stranded on an island and there is no food or fresh water within 2,000 miles.

03-10-2005, 10:03 PM
You swim 2,00 miles and this guys says Go back we have no food for swimmers you walked to the land .

03-10-2005, 11:12 PM
Once again you are supposed to say the next one.

You get grounded for getting straight A's becuase your parents figure that F means Fantastic and A means Awful.

03-11-2005, 02:00 AM
Sorry my dad came down here and I posted whatever I had and intented to fix it but I forgot.


You wake up and you ate breakfeast and then lunch than dinner, but your parents kick you out because you don't get good grades so you are living in the Slums of NY and Chicago doing drugs and Alcohol. By the way you have AID because of IVY Needles.

You walk down the street you ask out a hot chick and he pushed you and you fell on the clement.

03-11-2005, 04:22 AM
I think you mean she. lol. :oops:

It was wet cement.

You stayed up late last night which caused you to sleep in late and you missed an appointment with some guy that was going to pay you 10,000 dollars if you did him a favor.

Neptune's Disciple
03-11-2005, 10:13 AM
the favour would have been to kill someone, but now, he kills you for being late.

The store runs out of fanta spiders, choc orange flavour

03-11-2005, 10:19 AM
Dude, those choc orange ones really suck.

You lose your favourite pair of underwear.

Neptune's Disciple
03-11-2005, 10:32 AM
The choc orange ones r really nice.. :neutral:

and you're stuck with briefs that dont fit... :goofy:

my dad finally carries through with a threat... :eek:

03-11-2005, 11:49 AM
And he takes all your belongings (that includes your clothes)and gives it to your younger brother than kicks you out of the house then some gangster comes along and takes a knifes and cuts of your frontal private part. You don't want to be like that so you kill yourself. (this all happened in 2hrs inthe night.)

You went to Europe for vaction you plane ticket burned up so you brought another one for a million dollars.

03-11-2005, 02:28 PM
It was a fake ticket. :tongue:

You go shopping when a robber holds up the store.

Neptune's Disciple
03-12-2005, 11:01 PM
And you get shot

The next book I have to read for english is even worse than the one I have to read now

03-14-2005, 05:12 PM
The book bores you to death and your mom doesn't let you do anything else until your done reading it. The book had 500 chapters so you commit suicide.

You are cooking bacon when the whole pan filled with hot oil flips up and hits your face.

Neptune's Disciple
03-15-2005, 06:30 AM
And you burn your eyes and go blind

Sum 41 cancel their tour in October

03-15-2005, 06:22 PM
Then they end their careers to become janitors at McDonalds.

All the music on your computer is erased by a computer virus.

Neptune's Disciple
03-16-2005, 08:04 AM
And your stuck listening to your mom's clasical music... :eek:

I fail both my Japanese tests, and my biology test :sad:

03-17-2005, 04:50 PM
Then you get sent back to Kindergarden.

Every single phone in the world gets shut off.

King Zark
03-17-2005, 08:16 PM
Then a burgalar came to your house and stole all your things because you couldn't dial 911.

You got pickpocketed, all your valuables were stolen with your clothes and you are in the Sarha Desert.

03-17-2005, 08:36 PM
The sun slowly burns your skin until you get skin cancer and no doctors are around to treat it.

911 was hijacked by a foreign terrorist group.

Neptune's Disciple
03-18-2005, 08:22 AM
and a lot of people died (sorry, I'm not sure how many did)

On a lighter note, pizza hut stops doing those bread stick and dip thingies that are soo good! (even though we don't get em over here in Aus :sad: , lucky Americans! :susp: )

King Zark
03-18-2005, 11:00 AM
Then they charged you a million dollars for a personal pan pizza which you buyed.

You started working like hell doing all the chores and your parents gave you hand-me-downs.

Neptune's Disciple
03-18-2005, 11:24 PM
And your dog dies

Brisbane gets hit by the first cyclone for like, 50 years or something

King Zark
03-19-2005, 08:04 AM
and you were killed by it than people sold your stuff to your worst enemy for a penny a piece.

In baseball you can't hit the ball you can catch the ball you can even pitch the ball also you can't be score keeper.

Neptune's Disciple
03-19-2005, 10:49 AM
and you get hit in the head with a ball

i never get PS

03-19-2005, 05:24 PM
Then some hacker came along, hacked into your account, change the post to which I'm replying to, (well, change the part where it says PS) change PS to BS, but then he types out the word bull$*#).

Your mom just said "Your Mother."

King Zark
03-19-2005, 09:06 PM
lives in England and we abducted you so your parents line of throne will end and our family we take over the throne.

Your father is the devil(he is VERY mean) and you die!

03-20-2005, 05:36 PM
Then he takes over the world and everyone is under slavery.

You buy a kitten from a pet shop but it grows up to be a vicous (Sp?) tiger.

The Franchise
04-02-2005, 10:55 PM
Then it grows even more into a Dinosaur and terroizes the world!

The president has just been shot (though I'm not to sure that's exactly bad news lol).

Hoenn Mirror Girl
04-04-2005, 03:23 AM
The president has just been shot (though I'm not to sure that's exactly bad news lol).
It was proved that the vice president killed him while he was sleepwalking.

Cats are banned from the USA! :cry:

04-04-2005, 04:42 AM
Cats are banned from the USA! :cry:
Dogs go hungry everywhere. :cool:

04-04-2005, 06:13 PM
Dogs go hungry everywhere. :cool:

Umm you forgot to put the next one. :oops: Oh well I'll do it.

Some person gets a tim machine to go back in time and stop the creation of Gengar. :sad:

Neptune's Disciple
04-06-2005, 10:34 AM
And you can never make your awesome sigs

The world exploads

04-06-2005, 10:59 AM
And you can never make your awesome sigs

The world exploads

Explodes* and what difference does it make, we're all dead, we won't notice.

You hear the album you really wanted is gonna cost a lot more then you thought...

04-06-2005, 08:50 PM
You hear the album you really wanted is gonna cost a lot more then you thought...
Because the lead singer died and Witch Doctors charge an arm and a leg for ressurections.

You find your significant other in bed with one of your parents.

04-06-2005, 10:44 PM
You find your significant other in bed with one of your parents.

The parent is the same sex as the signifcant other.

you need a doner liver only to find out that.....