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tai sky
09-23-2007, 03:15 AM
I've redone one of my pevious polls. The first one was a quote from as many characters as possible; this one is a poll with ones by the same people that I found funny. I'm trying to get the poll up, so be patient!:happy:

eb90
09-23-2007, 04:12 AM
"My breasts challange you to a duel."~Mai
Hahahahahaha

LS
09-23-2007, 05:43 AM
Suck on ma obeslisk foo.

MagmarMan
09-23-2007, 01:41 PM
My voice gives me super strength!!!

Stubby Boardman
09-23-2007, 04:15 PM
"Everytime Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies."~Yugi

What?????

TeirusuFX
09-23-2007, 05:50 PM
There's a chair in your way...

"My breasts challenge you to a dual!" ~Mai

That was funny and this poll is 51.8% spam, this should go to the Other: Computers/Internet section

...OMG! WHAT DO YOU DO???

LS
09-23-2007, 09:16 PM
There's a chair in your way...

"My breasts challenge you to a dual!" ~Mai

That was funny and this poll is 51.8% spam, this should go to the Other: Computers/Internet section

...OMG! WHAT DO YOU DO???


Not really... It's a poll.. It should be here in the Poll section. ;/ If it isn't in the right place a mod wouldve moved it.

Wingull
09-24-2007, 01:49 AM
"Get...to...da...choppah!"~Pegasus
That's Hilarious, this Quote was also held in the Movie.
I laughed so Hard.

Ranma
09-24-2007, 01:52 AM
This is just hilarius.

"Everytime Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies."~

You should make it multi choice. >_>

tai sky
09-24-2007, 10:37 PM
This is just hilarius.

"Everytime Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies."~

You should make it multi choice. >_>

I was going to make it multiple choice, but I decided not to. I wanted to see what would be the most voted if it wasn't multiple choice. (Man, that sounded SO much better in my head! lol)

Kaiba: Screw the money, I have rules!...Wait, let me try that again.

Movie moment! (I might have left out a few parts):
*Pegasus plays Toon World, Toon Dark Magician Girl, and Toon Gemini Elves*
Pegasus: I play the Fangirl Service card!
Kaiba: You took the hotest duel monster in the game and turned it into a 5-year-old girl! You have issues, man!
Pegasus: This coming from a guy who flies around in a jet shaped like a dragon!
Kaiba: That does it! You are SO dead!
LOL:crackup:

Midnight
09-25-2007, 12:54 PM
Screw my sister, I have money! ~Joey
That part was hilarious. :D

tai sky
09-25-2007, 11:26 PM
This is the first episode:
Yugi: Joey! Earth to Joey! Are you in there?! It's your move!
Joey: Sorry Yug. Doin' this Brooklyn accent makes it difficult to concentrate on card games.
Triston: I know what you mean. My voice is kinda crazy, too! I'm thinking about having it changed.
Yugi: By the way, my grandpa has a super special awesome rare card.
Joey: Hey! Bota-bing!
Kaiba: (Rare card! That sounds vauge enough to be the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. And since I'm a child billionaire in charge of a huge gaming company, I obviously have nothing better to do then to check it out).
*Time passes*
Yugi: Hey gramps, can we please see your super special awesome chocolate coated mega super card?
Grandpa: I don't see why not. Here it is: The Blue-Eyes White Dragon!
Joey: That's the least threatin' name for a card I ever heard! What kinda attack could a card like that do?
Kaiba: I'm here for your Blue-Eyes old man, and I won't take no for an answer! Now give it to me!
Grandpa: No!
Kaiba: Curses! Foiled again! I'm gonna go hire some thugs to kidnap you now. I'm a billionaire, so no one will even think about pressing charges.
Grandpa: That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.
Triston: Me, too!
*Time passes*
Yugi on phone: Game Shop!
Kaiba on phone: I kidnapped your grandfather and dueled him into submission! So cold you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself. Ok, thanks. *hangs up*
Yugi: Who is this?!
*Time passes*
Yugi: Grandpa! Are you okay?
Grandpa; for some reason playing a card game has left me severly injured.
*Kaiba walks up and tears the Blue-Eyes in two*
Yugi: Grandpa's super special awesome super rare mega super card!
Joey: Why'd you do that?!
Kaiba: So it could never be used against me.
Yugi: Then why not tear up every card in the whole world?
Kaiba: Shut up and duel me!
Yugi: Don't worry, grandpa! I'l win this duel with your deck!
Grandpa: Wait a minute. I've been injured, so you're going to steal my deck and play card games with your arch rival?
Yugi: Pretty much.
Grandpa: No wonder your parents never visit!
Tea: Gather 'round everyone and I'll mark us with a special sign!
*marks hands with black marker*
Joey: Tea, not for nothin', but ain't this permenant marker?
Tea: Whoops!
Joey: Why are you carrying tha around anyway?
Tea: I'm a cleptomaniac, I stole it from school.
Triston: Hey, my wallet's missing!
Tea: *points at Kaiba* Kaiba took it!
Yami Yugi: It's time to duel.
Kaiba: Wait did your testicles just drop in the las five minutes or something? What the heck happened to your voice?!
Yami Yugi: Holy Ra! Real monsters!
Kaiba: Actually they're just super advanced holograms created for the sole purpose of enriching the expirince of a children's card game.
Yami Yugi: Okay seriously, you've got to be f***ing kidding me. Who wastes all that money on something like that?
Kaiba: The guy whose going to beat your pasty pharoh butt with 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons! That's who!
Yami Yugi: Wait a moment! Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yami Yugi: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money! Now draw your last pathetic card Yugi so that I can finish you!
Yami Yugi: My grandpa's deck HAS no pathetic cards, Kaiba!...Except maybe for Kuriboh. But it does contain...THIS! The unstoppable Exodia!
Kaiba: Exodia! It's not possible! No one's ever been able to summon him!
Yami Yugi: Really? Is that because it's so rare?
Kaiba: No, it's because this game makes no sense! No one could figure out how to do it!
Yami Yugi: No one except me! Exodia, OBLITERATE!
Kaiba: NNNOOO!!!!!
Mokuba: Big brother! Is it time for my camio yet?
Kaiba: How...could...you...summon...Exodia?
Yami Yugi: Kaiba, if you really wish to know, then talk to the hand! *mind crushes Kaiba*
Kaiba: AAAHHH!!!!!
*in the hospital, Grandpa wakes up*
Grandpa: I wet myself.
:crackup:
LOL!!!