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Hatchet
09-27-2007, 12:01 AM
Type down the funniest pick-up lines IYO.
Is something burning or are you just smoking?

Charbok
09-27-2007, 12:39 AM
Type down the funniest pick-up lines IYO.
Is something burning or are you just smoking?

That may just be the worst pick-up line I've ever heard.

Hatchet
09-27-2007, 12:42 AM
That may just be the worst pick-up line I've ever heard.

It's the point of the thread.Write funny or terrible pick-up lines.

Bryce
09-27-2007, 12:45 AM
Well this is more of a response to a pick-up line:

Man says: So, what do ya say we go back to my place?

Woman says: I don't know, can 2 people fit under a rock?

l0l i thought it was pretty funny when i heard it...

Drift
09-27-2007, 02:42 AM
Person 1: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Enough to break the ice. Can I have your number?"

XD!

Dr Scott
09-27-2007, 03:18 AM
Aww, the best ones are so not forum appropriate xD.

"Are you from Tennessee? 'Cus you're the only ten I see!"

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

"There's something wrong with my cell phone ... it doesn't have your number in it."

Tamer Marco
09-27-2007, 03:23 AM
Used to this Scott? :P


Are your feet tired because you've been running across my mind all day.

Charbok
09-27-2007, 03:46 AM
I like this one:
Male: You're Ugly
Female: You too


Works every time :cool:

Exon Auxus
09-27-2007, 04:09 AM
Person 1: "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Enough to break the ice. Can I have your number?"

XD!
Lol, I wonder where ya got that.
Aww, the best ones are so not forum appropriate xD.

"Are you from Tennessee? 'Cus you're the only ten I see!"

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

"There's something wrong with my cell phone ... it doesn't have your number in it."

Geez tell me about it. ALL of the good ones aren't forum appropriate, and can screw stuff up. But I'm going to say one anyways. :P

Man: Hey aren't you that girl that went out with -your name here-
Woman: No
Man: Wanna be?

Ah not so inappropriate. :P

Poring
09-27-2007, 04:09 AM
I like this one:
Male: You're Ugly
Female: You too


Works every time :cool:

xD

Worst pick-up lines? Okay.

Man: Did you get the license?
Woman: Of what?
Man: Of the truck that ran over your face.

Charbok
09-27-2007, 04:14 AM
xD

Worst pick-up lines? Okay.

Man: Did you get the license?
Woman: Of what?
Man: Of the truck that ran over your face.

I've got a better one!
"Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?"

It really only works on older women, but give it a shot!

Jack of Clovers
09-27-2007, 04:31 AM
Heh, some of these I hadn't heard of before.

"If we were the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."

~Jack~

.AzureLight
09-27-2007, 07:11 AM
I lost my number. Can I have your's instead?

celebihunter
09-27-2007, 07:14 AM
Ummm....My friend was hitting on this girl by purposely using the worst pick up lines ever.I can't remember,even though it was today.

Elitefrenzy
09-27-2007, 08:04 AM
"I'll be you Burger King, you'll be my Dairy Queen, you treat me right, and I'll have it your way"

Star-Wailord
09-27-2007, 05:36 PM
Thats a nice dress but it would look better in my bedroom floor

not my words someone else's words

earth_type_rule
09-27-2007, 06:24 PM
Some guy in a game:

Nice base... Now it's mine :]

Pooka
09-27-2007, 08:53 PM
"Must be your lucky night, all the good looking girls are taken."

Hope nobody ever says that to me.:oops:

shinyvigoroth
09-27-2007, 09:09 PM
"Hey, did you know that your eyes are the same color as my Porche?"

Hatchet
09-27-2007, 09:58 PM
There's this good one about Fred Flinstine, but it's innapropiate.
Man says: Did it hurt?
Woman says: What?
Man says: When you fell from Heaven.

Exon Auxus
09-28-2007, 04:22 AM
Excuse miss, but you are just WAY too beautiful to not know me.

Tamer Marco
09-28-2007, 04:32 AM
"Hey! I don't wanna come between you...or do I? GIGITY!"

"Can you count? Then you'd better count on spending the night."

Azumao
09-28-2007, 05:18 AM
"Did you fart? Because you blow me away."

"I'm not Elmo, but you can tickle me all you want."

RawrIsMyMiddleName
09-28-2007, 05:48 AM
I'll top you, Chrabok.

Me: Hi.
Girl: Hi.

or...

Wanna make out?

Okay.

RonRaygunX3
09-28-2007, 01:00 PM
1. Ay.Ay. Ay bay bay.

2. Ay baybay do you have a map cause I just got lost in your eyes.

3. Hi. How are you doing?

4. I love you.

Volvagia Master
09-29-2007, 05:12 AM
I have one:
"Are you a thief? Cause you stole my heart."

I know some that are just too inappropiate.

Stubby Boardman
09-29-2007, 02:20 PM
"Is it hot in here or is it just you"
"If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning"
"Do you know CPR becasue you took my breath away"

lol isnt it

sockyo
09-29-2007, 02:29 PM
I think that all of you know this one:

"Do you come here often?"

Phantom Kat
09-30-2007, 06:19 PM
"Girl, you're all that and a bag of chips!"

"I wish I coudl take you and plant a whole field of ya'll!"

"Hurry, give me your number before I change my mind."

"-makes siren noises- Somebody call the cops 'cause it has to be illegal to look that good!"

Good ol' Will Smith. :cool:

- Kat

shinyvigoroth
09-30-2007, 08:38 PM
"I dare you to..."

TeirusuFX
10-01-2007, 01:34 AM
What goes up, must come downYet my feet don't touch the ground

"Do you have a map, cause I'm lost in your eyes"

I know it's dumb, but all the good ones are inappropriate :dazed:

Seeing the world spinning upside downA mighty crash without a sound