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pokemaster1111
09-27-2007, 01:47 AM
This is a Thread in which you put in lines that most Mothers say all the time....Example: "Clean your teeth", "You're too young for love", etc. The "Go to bed theory is getting on my nerves, especially when I'm not sleepy...So please further post this thread with famous sayings that Mothers say all the time.

JentleViolence
09-27-2007, 01:52 AM
"Put away the dishes-there's not a lot!"

Of course there's not a lot. I mean, the dishrack is just chocked full.

"You know what! You're going to bed at 8:00 tomorrow!"

I stayed up late the night before, so yeah...I went bed at 10:00 what I was supposed to be sleeping at 8:00. XD

"Did you finish your hmwk?"

Those are things my Mom says allll the time.

pokemaster1111
09-27-2007, 01:58 AM
"Put away the dishes-there's not a lot!"

Of course there's not a lot. I mean, the dishrack is just chocked full.

"You know what! You're going to bed at 8:00 tomorrow!"

I stayed up late the night before, so yeah...I went bed at 10:00 what I was supposed to be sleeping at 8:00. XD

"Did you finish your hmwk?"

Those are things my Mom says allll the time.

I know lol, it gets annoying after a while.

Azumao
09-27-2007, 02:08 AM
"Where's yo daddy at?!?"

I get that one a lot. And I'm supposed to know....how?

Oh, I don't really get told to do chores/go to bed that much. If my mom gets up for a midnight snack or something at about 2 in the morning and I'm still up, she'll get me the evil eye, but that's about it.

pokemaster1111
09-27-2007, 02:15 AM
"Where's yo daddy at?!?"

I get that one a lot. And I'm supposed to know....how?

Oh, I don't really get told to do chores/go to bed that much. If my mom gets up for a midnight snack or something at about 2 in the morning and I'm still up, she'll get me the evil eye, but that's about it.

Yeah my Mom has pulled the evil eye at me too. It makes me laugh for some reason lol. But anyways, they do it for our own good.....That's another good one, HaHaHa!!

RonRaygunX3
09-27-2007, 02:19 AM
My mum always say's

"In your drawers not on your floor." , because my room is messy.

" Your not my son." because I act so wierd that she won't admit I'm her child.

"What do you think?" Randomly says that

" WASH YOUR HANDS!"

And " Use soap!"

pokemaster1111
09-27-2007, 02:23 AM
My mum always say's

"In your drawers not on your floor." , because my room is messy.

" Your not my son." because I act so wierd that she won't admit I'm her child.

"What do you think?" Randomly says that

" WASH YOUR HANDS!"

And " Use soap!"

Lmao, the one I bolded is really funny...Oh and I never knew you're username was Hilary Clinton lol....

Tamer Marco
09-27-2007, 02:27 AM
"You nancy boy! You're no son of mine! Bleh!"

:x

Drift
09-27-2007, 02:39 AM
"Lauren! How do I read a text message? Can you come show me?"

...

Seriously.

XD

Pikablu Pie
09-27-2007, 02:42 AM
"Lauren! How do I read a text message? Can you come show me?"

...

Seriously.

XD

Lol. :P

I'm always told to clean up my magazines cause I've subscribed to about five(dead serious) and have three boxes stuffed full of them in my room, and they're overflowing. :P

All three boxes are big enough to hold a baby or two, even.

pokemaster1111
09-27-2007, 02:47 AM
"Lauren! How do I read a text message? Can you come show me?"

...

Seriously.

XD
Word, I get that from my Mom alot.....Lol, I called my Mom "Mother-Dearest" one time and she slapped my over the head. The pain didn't kick in 'til like 10 minutes later lol.Lol. :P

I'm always told to clean up my magazines cause I've subscribed to about five(dead serious) and have three boxes stuffed full of them in my room, and they're overflowing. :P

All three boxes are big enough to hold a baby or two, even.

Lol, and is your status hidden because you just posted that and it says you're offline....:eh:



I got a good one that I'm suprised no one said it yet......."Finish You're Homework young man/woman".

Tamer Marco
09-27-2007, 02:50 AM
My mom has never told me to do my homework, ever. :]

She gets on my ass about cleaning though. -_-

The Jr Trainer
09-27-2007, 02:52 AM
"Lauren! How do I read a text message? Can you come show me?"

...

Seriously.

XD

I get that one all the time too, although my name isn't Lauren. :tongue3:

"Get to bed! It's to late!"

I get that so much, and I just heard it about three minutes ago. >_>

~Jr

pokemaster1111
09-27-2007, 02:55 AM
My mom has never told me to do my homework, ever. :]

She gets on my ass about cleaning though. -_-
I know, cleaning is sooooo boring.....I rather do Homework lol.I get that one all the time too, although my name isn't Lauren. :tongue3:

"Get to bed! It's to late!"

I get that so much, and I just heard it about three minutes ago. >_>

~Jr

Lol, my Mom just told me that right now. But she just said I have until 11.

Linoone
09-27-2007, 02:58 AM
My mom always asks me to clean my room, d my homework at like 4:00 pm central tie, though I clean my room about a month later and do my homework at night and procrastinate.

Furyflame
09-27-2007, 03:00 AM
"Lauren! How do I read a text message? Can you come show me?"

...

Seriously.

XD
Rofl, that was seriously funny. xD

RonRaygunX3
09-27-2007, 03:02 AM
Oh and I forgot

"PUT ON YA HELMET, DO YOU WANT TO END UP WATCHING BARNEY, AND COLORING OUTSIDE OF THE LINES!?"

She says that everytime I'm skateboarding-riding a bike.

fullmetal
09-27-2007, 03:03 AM
ANTHONY! PICK UP YOUR SKATING STUFF (well she doesn't say stuff) OR YOU WILL BE GROUNDED!!!!


Yeah that happens everyday.

pokemaster1111
09-27-2007, 03:04 AM
Oh and I forgot

"PUT ON YA HELMET, DO YOU WANT TO END UP WATCHING BARNEY, AND COLORING OUTSIDE OF THE LINES!?"

She says that everytime I'm skateboarding-riding a bike.

Lol, and did you see what I changed your name to? Look at this quote and examine it....

RonRaygunX3
09-27-2007, 03:07 AM
Lol, and did you see what I changed your name to? Look at this quote and examine it....

Yeah, why Hilary Clinton though?

pokemaster1111
09-27-2007, 03:10 AM
Yeah, why Hilary Clinton though?

I just used any random name that popped in my head, its a joke. Why'd you have to take it seriously, just for that you got a name change....

Linoone
09-27-2007, 03:13 AM
I just used any random name that popped in my head, its a joke. Why'd you have to take it seriously, just for that you got a name change....

I don't think this is the name changing game.

Anyways.................

"Why can't I jump of the car?" I ask.

"Because, you can hurt yourself," my mom replies.

"But, I can jump of the stairs and not the car?!" I scream.

Yeah my mom always doesn't want me to get hurt even though I never do and do other stuff that get me hurt anyways.

Furyflame
09-27-2007, 03:52 AM
I don't think this is the name changing game.

Anyways.................

"Why can't I jump of the car?" I ask.

"Because, you can hurt yourself," my mom replies.

"But, I can jump of the stairs and not the car?!" I scream.

Yeah my mom always doesn't want me to get hurt even though I never do and do other stuff that get me hurt anyways.
Lol, i've jumped......................Dropped............... ...Fallen.....From my car while it was moving. xD

pokemaster1111
09-27-2007, 03:56 AM
Lol, i've jumped......................Dropped............... ...Fallen.....From my car while it was moving. xD

Ouch, that sounds like it hurts.

Charbok
09-27-2007, 03:57 AM
"If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down"

Furyflame
09-27-2007, 04:00 AM
Ouch, that sounds like it hurts.
It did! But it was so fun! :D

@Charbok: O_o

Phantasm.Angel
09-27-2007, 04:40 AM
Don't run!
Don't run with scissors!
Get off the computer!
Let the dog out!
Do some random meaningless task!

She yells a lot

Eternal Moonlight
09-27-2007, 05:02 AM
``Look people in the eye when talkin to them or when there talkin to you``

I have a problem with that, never looks people in zee eyes

Shdw_Tamwyn
09-27-2007, 01:41 PM
"Turn that crap down!!!"

She says that whenever i listen to my music XD

Hazmat
09-27-2007, 02:16 PM
"Pick up your clothes!"

-------

"Get off the computer!"

-------

and, my personal favorite...

"Come type a text message for me!"

earth_type_rule
09-27-2007, 03:56 PM
When my mom talks to the cat:

"kiddy!"

well, that's roughly translated. :P

George Jefferson
09-27-2007, 04:08 PM
"Are you gay?"
"My God clean out your room! It's a pigstye!" That being said, having a piece of paper on your floor officially makes your room a pigstye.
"You better not be wanking in there!"
"I HATE THAT BIRD" My mother has delusions of hating birds.

Among other things... >_>

HorrorScope
09-27-2007, 04:20 PM
Don't get up to any mischief..

Behave yourself.. Don't forget you P's and Q's..

There are others but I can't be fussed.

PalkiaAndBlisseyrock
09-28-2007, 06:08 AM
Get of the forums
Stay off the computer
Watch the babies
Don't go on the computer
Stay off the internet
....etc.

celebihunter
09-28-2007, 06:20 AM
I'm surprised no one has posted the ever annoying "Because I said so".That gets me really mad when my Mom says it.

Shen
09-28-2007, 06:24 AM
"You know how they say 'age before beauty'? I got both, so I always go first :P." - This actually was something my mom said to me lol.

Furyflame
09-28-2007, 03:04 PM
I'm surprised no one has posted the ever annoying "Because I said so".That gets me really mad when my Mom says it.
Ugh, that's probably the worst one. Dx

miyoun
09-28-2007, 04:09 PM
Lol. Conversations with my mum.

"Louise, answer my phone!"
"But it's Nadia."
"Answer it"
"She wants you to pick up her kids."
"No, I'm taking you to school."
"Okay -tells nadia- ... She hung up."

"Nadia!"
"I'm Louise."
"Oh."

"Ashley!"
"I'm Louise."
"Oh."

"Na..Ash..Lou...Ash... Whatever one you are."
".__. My own mother doesn't know who I am! And I'm ten to twelve years younger than them! D:"

"I'm staying off school."
"No you're not."
"I'm bleeding out SCOTLAND mum, I'm staying off."

<__<

That Bleeding out Scotland is used a couple of times a year, but I've been using it for a long time. (Lol, I used it yesterday)

Stinky
09-28-2007, 09:56 PM
My favorite line from my mom?

"He's still learning, and he learns by playing."

Said to me as we discussed why I don't like playing wiht my seven-year old neighbor, after he choked me, and almost took my eye out with a Nerf Gun. >.>

Hazmat
09-30-2007, 03:22 PM
"Are you gay?"

0__o

That's harsh.

And Ruiizu doesn't have it much better,
although my mom often calls me by my Dad/Brother's names, as well.
XD

Nirvash
09-30-2007, 04:56 PM
Feed the Wishies.

My mom calls fish, "Wishies". :P

Monkey Boy
09-30-2007, 06:47 PM
Clean Your room
Go To bed its 3:00AM/11:00PM
Do this do that
Type this up for me
Your to young
stop it
do this for me
behave
where this stupid sticker thats good for haloween
BECAUSE I SAID SO

I Hate all the above

Pooka
09-30-2007, 08:02 PM
"Don't swear around your brother!"

Get that the whole time, starting to drive me crazy.

FrozenChaos
10-01-2007, 01:20 AM
"PICK. UP. THOSE. SOCKS."

And when I look around at my room, my socks aren't on the floor, they're on my feet. :|

Also, who can forget the generic "MAKE YOUR BED."
My mom walked by my room and told me that yesterday, WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING IN MY ROOM, and I was actually laying in my bed. ... :|

AND IT'S ALL SHE EVER TELLS ME.
-complains-

TeirusuFX
10-01-2007, 01:28 AM
What goes up, must come downYet my feet don't touch the ground

"Come with me to *insert place here*"

She makes me go everywhere, it's a pain in my @$$

Seeing the world spinning upside downA mighty crash without a sound

BeserkerFury
10-01-2007, 03:52 AM
"I love you!" Sometimes she uses it if I ask her something and she doesn't know the answer, really xD

Phantasm.Angel
10-01-2007, 03:56 AM
"No"
the single greatest mom line ever

Eternal Moonlight
10-01-2007, 04:03 AM
"No"
the single greatest mom line ever

Yeah, that and We`ll see

Phantasm.Angel
10-01-2007, 04:09 AM
Yeah, that and We`ll see

don't forget "Maybe next year"

Emily
10-01-2007, 02:28 PM
Whenever I ask "how long?" She'll say "three hours."

DragoniteMistress
10-01-2007, 09:17 PM
"Lauren! How do I read a text message? Can you come show me?"

...

Seriously.

XD

Ironic how my mom uses her phone's text messaging about twice as much as me, I'm lucky to get 5 messages in one month, and she'd have like 60-something in her Outbox xD

Black Label
10-02-2007, 02:29 AM
"Why cant you catch the ball nancy?"

seriously whenever i play cztch or somthin and my mom is watching she says that

Fix your plate

How did it get broken?

Got any homework? If so go out and play first then do it.

My favorite line from my mom

Blue-
10-02-2007, 05:46 AM
My favorite? Oh the sarcasm. XP

"Keeeellllyyyyy, time to get uppppppppp!!!"

And then after she's yelled, she'll stand by my bed and wait... and wait... until I get up. She also pulls the cover off, claps, makes a variety of noise, etc. It takes about five minutes for me to get up, even when she's being this prompt. XD

It's hard to get me up in the morning, since I can and will fall back asleep if you manage to wake me for a moment. I'm also a very deep sleeper who doesn't wake up in the middle of the night if I have to go to the bathroom, the loud house alarm is going berzerk, or the dog's barking. I only wake up to the annoying and continous noise and cover removal of my Mom. XD And even that's hard.

Snow Fairy Sugar
10-02-2007, 06:50 PM
"Betttttttttsssssssssy-May, isn't it time for bed already hunny?" :/

I hate it when she still thinks I'm like three years old or something. Kids can stop being kids but moms never stop being moms, do they? xP

Monkey Boy
10-09-2007, 02:32 AM
"Betttttttttsssssssssy-May, isn't it time for bed already hunny?" :/

I hate it when she still thinks I'm like three years old or something. Kids can stop being kids but moms never stop being moms, do they? xP


Same my mom thinks im 2 Years old
no moms cant stop being moms unless theyre gramas yum cookies!
but moms cant stop being moms
today I AKSED IF i COULD GO TO TRU she said in december:rolleyes: 25 thousand years right?!

TheEvilDookie
10-09-2007, 03:20 AM
Just got this one 10 minutes ago:

"Get to work on your project!"
"You only have 1 week left!"
"When will you get this through your head?!"

Then when i do it and get an A+, this is what she says:

"Oh, good job! Keep up the good work! :biggrin: "

Then I just wanna say:

"I'm gonna kick your ass. Go away."

Kirby Grunt
10-10-2007, 08:49 AM
"Its 1:00 am get in bed....." and you cant forget that worst of all "your grounded."