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Tamer San
03-15-2005, 08:24 PM

That's right, you've accidentally stumbled upon the most outragous and lunatic thread possible. Created by Flare to have fun with Figgy, it's turned out to be one non-stop barrel of beatings. Attack members and have fun.

~~Rules suck but you still need to abide by these.

1. No spam. This is very important. Spamming here is like using house paint for your car-- both have terrible results.
2. No Flamming. I'm not too sure what this is yet but i know it's bad, so don't do it here.
3. You are not invincible. You can't dodge everything. Someone stabs you, are are hurt.
4. Thoughtful and wacky posts are rewarded. The more imagination you have to attack someone, the better.
5. No extreme god moding the other members. Some is ok.
6. Uh, example style:

Jack: This might sting with some frostbite.
*Jack grabs his trusty snowball, wherein lies an ice ball. He pulls the sling-shot back and fires it at Figgy, straight in the eye and out the back of his head.*
Jack: Ha.

7. You're now dead but you make yourself come back to life and fight back. Thus, continuing the insanity. See you on the battlefield.
8. You must be a member in the URPG to participate in the loonyness :goofy:

NOTE: This is temporarly until Jack returns, if he didn't like it he will lock it so have fun as much as you can before he comes and don't SPAM the URPG please and thank you. Play fair...err...just play it the way you should play it...start the killin >:)

03-15-2005, 08:35 PM
Throws a granade, which is painted with glue. The granade sticks to tamer san. Bye, bye, I say. An explosion happens. *acts like Nelson* ha, ha.
I hope I killed right :rolleyes: .

Tamer San
03-15-2005, 08:37 PM
Tamer comes out of the smoke pretty much like the Terminatore but without a face...

"I'll be back................................but...err...fi rst...where can I find a new head?!" XD

03-15-2005, 08:47 PM
Rite her, I say, and throw a bowling ball using catapult at the rest of your head. It smashes, and bowling ball stays on your neck. LOoks like a head, I say.

03-15-2005, 11:16 PM
OOC: Wow. This seems... interesting, to say the least.
IC: Chad swoops down from a nearby tree, and focuses upon Tamer. Looking at him, he decides to thrust at him a coconut, that had been earlier located within the tree. "Haha, take that."

Lord Celebi
03-16-2005, 12:35 AM
*Turns into a Black and rusted General Grievous from SW*
*Splits his arms in half*
*Takes out 5 Anacondas (The Gun, not snake), 1 Per arm, and One in my foot*
*Fires like crazy at Tamer*
*Does the Matrix on the wall and throws the empty Anacondas on Tamer's head*
*Drives Needles through all of Tamer's Toes and Fingers*
*Takes out AK-47 and fires more*

03-16-2005, 07:02 AM
Poor Tamer... .why must you all pick on him?

*picks up rust and spins him around and throws him into a tank of Swedish Fish*

Matt: I'm warning you... don't mess with those gummies!

*gummy fish swarm rust and devours him, flesh AND bone*

Matt :biggrin:

03-16-2005, 07:16 AM
Starts throwing nifes to matthew. Nife hits him in face, and another in heart, and another in liwer.

Channel Delibird
03-16-2005, 07:21 AM
*reaches into pocket and takes out heat-seeking-stink-bomb-launcher, as well as the n00bRay2000. Fires a heat-seeking stink-bomb at ball, while firing the n00bRay at Matthew. ball gets, well, a heat-seeking stink-bomb in his face, and Matthew suddenly has a n00b clinging to his neck and sucking out his blood*

03-16-2005, 08:52 AM
Ewwww, now I stink. Takes out a rock, and a slingshot. Fires at channeler's stinkbomb launcher. It explodes. Now you stink, and a loooooooot.

Channel Delibird
03-16-2005, 08:05 PM
Hey, well, if I'm going to stink like hell I might as well let you in on the 'fun' as well. *bear-hugs ball* :tongue3:

03-16-2005, 08:19 PM
Exkuse me * goes for a shover* *comes back* Hey, a peace, of stinkbomb launcher. Do not despose in fire is writed on the peace. So it explodes, I say, where did the maches went. Oh here they are. Burns one, and throws at channeler.*whaches the fireworks*

03-16-2005, 08:50 PM
Cool lookie is back.

Ok time to get creative.

Smells CD. Eww. I can't have that now can I?

*throws a bucket of quick drying cement onto the ground so CD can step in it*

*purs gasoline around teh concrete*

Now when one of Ball's fireworks hits the flames CD will be stuck and be helpless.

*laughs maniacally*

03-18-2005, 06:12 PM
*Jumps down from hiding in wit in the tree* DIE!!!!! *Pulls out AK-47 in one hand and grenade in the other and lays waste to the battlefield!* :twisted:

03-18-2005, 09:15 PM
*Arrives in a big trailer, stops in the middle of the wasted field, and opens the trailers door*
"My precious, your time has arrived... Attack!"
Bloody-eyes rats step out of the truck, bitting Deoxy's legs. Then, in a stupid effort to escape, the rats simply eat everything.
*Leaps into the trailer*
"That's it, dear rats... eat everything!"

03-20-2005, 07:46 AM
*takes out a chese airesol, and blows marth all over with it.* Rats, rats, rats, rats, here is a better treat for you cheasy marth, you can eat him all day, Isay. Rats start eating marth.

King Zark
03-20-2005, 11:51 AM
*Ball picks up balls and throws them when they come down Each hitting him in the head* Do to Ball's holllow head people could hear the echo. Neo Pickachu heard it in Singapore.

Channel Delibird
03-23-2005, 07:34 PM
Note to LT: Even in Lookie, saying someone's got a hollow head is an insult.

Anyway. It would appear that I just stepped in some cement, which has now been surrounded by gasoline, and a firework is headed my way. Ooh! Idea!

*astrally projects self into ST's head*

*stabs self/ST*

If you're gonna kill me, I'm taking you with me.

Tamer San
03-23-2005, 07:50 PM
LT isn't allowed to participate in URPG even the lookie, so ignore him if he posts here and thanks ^^

*Gets shot*

03-31-2005, 03:42 AM
Time to get the fire on here going again *pulls out torch*

*sees Tamer San's dead body*

Guess I found our fire!

*throws torch at Tamer's body*

*pulls out a stick and a bag of marshmellows*

03-31-2005, 05:15 AM
Note to LT: Even in Lookie, saying someone's got a hollow head is an insult.

Anyway. It would appear that I just stepped in some cement, which has now been surrounded by gasoline, and a firework is headed my way. Ooh! Idea!

*astrally projects self into ST's head*

*stabs self/ST*

If you're gonna kill me, I'm taking you with me.

*Gets hit by CD*

Ow that like hurt.

*Sets a television set in front of CD with only one channel and a barney Marathon*

Muhaha you must now suffer by watching 48 hours of barney.

*takes a marshmellow from Ace's bag and joins him*

Loyal Arcanine
03-31-2005, 01:29 PM
*Lands in a parachute and looks around. Sees a busy battlefield and two guys roasting marshmellows above former Tamer. Pushes Ace next to Tamer and takes over his stick and marshmellows.*

03-31-2005, 04:09 PM
No biggie :tongue:

*breaks off a tree branch, brushes off the leaves, and pulls out a second marshmellows bag*

*realizes the fire is out*


We shouldn't have trusted Tamer San's corpse out of all the corpses for this! Revenge!

*pulls out sword and dismembers Tamer San's corpse*

*puts Tamer San's limbs into a bag*

*takes bag to toxic waste dump*

*pours every limb besides the head into the toxic waste and watches it disintegrate*

*pulls off a stick and sticks Tamer San's head into the top*

*pokes toxic waste with Tamer's head on the stick*

Ooooooh - fiery!

*watches Tamer's head melt from the toxic*

03-31-2005, 04:19 PM
*Starts another fire*


*takes all of the bags of marshmellows and holds them hostage for no one else to get*

They are mine and none of you can have them.

*Pulls out a squirte gun*

03-31-2005, 04:23 PM
*goes back to where the original fire and notices another one, but also notices that the marshmellows have been taken hostage*


*walks to the general store and buys another bag of marshmellows and two squirte guns*

*pulls out a stick*

*starts roasting marshmellows over fire*

Hello neighbor! :biggrin:

03-31-2005, 04:29 PM

I want to be the Marshmellow King!

I have to posess every single marshmellow in the world.

*Squirts the fire until it burns out*

Now hand over the Marshmellows.

*a giant stadium arises with a huge sign stating "Marsmellow Tournament"*

Loyal Arcanine
03-31-2005, 04:36 PM
*cleares his throat*

*announces: the official marshmellow contest between ST and Ace, to be reffed by me. The loser will give all his marshmellows to the winner. The winner will give all his marshmellows to me. Anybody who disagrees will be roasted with the marshmellows.*

03-31-2005, 05:45 PM
*the giant stadium sign then switches into a video of me*

Me: How are you ST?

All Your Marshmellow Are Belong To Us!

You are on the way to roasting.

You have no chance to eat make your time.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

*air raid sirens wail*

*a 100 gallon water bomb drops from the sky and explodes on ST*

03-31-2005, 05:56 PM
*gets hit by water bomb*

*is drowning*

noo...must......win.....to..be....marshmellow....K ING!

*does a sun dance (instead of a rain dance) and brings the sun out to evaporate the water.*

Azwrath Metreon Zinthos!

*Lifts a 50 ton boulder and whirls it at Ace*

Muhaha I now have Raven's powers.

03-31-2005, 06:02 PM
*takes out staff and a cool wizard's hat*

*aims staff at boulder*


*A cool ball of light surrounds me as the boulder comes close. When it finally hit the ball of light, it breaks into pieces*

Hahaha - I now have the power of Gandalf!

*gets caught in a Balrog's whip and begins to fall an endless pit*

*Frodo comes out of no where*

Frodo: Noooo! Gandalf!

Me: Fly you fools! *falls more*


*the high pitched cries of Frodo begin to make nearby people deaf, the echo of the cries are now going toward ST*

*I still fall, but then notice I still have my staff*


*slams staff into wall and gets teleported back to the stadium*

*with the voice of the "Governator":* I'm bahck!

*crowd goes wild*

03-31-2005, 06:04 PM
While everybody is fighting, I yust take, and eat the marshmelows. :crackup:

03-31-2005, 06:07 PM
*ears ring from the people's cries*

*is disabled for ten seconds*

Urrrg I will not lose.

Now I will have the other raven's powers.

*has a vision*

Now that I am psychic I will know your every move.

*gets out a light saber*

We must settle this not by the force, by by our skill with a light saber.

03-31-2005, 06:10 PM
*staff transforms into a light saber*

*begins to light saber fight ST*

*chops ST's hand off*

ST - I am your father!


I'm actually your father's friends sister's brother's mother's grandchild's uncle's girlfriend's fiance's brother. :tongue:

*then notices ball is taking the marshmellows*

Augh! I hate to say it, but we must join forces to remove this threat

*picks up ST's chopped off hand and passes it to him*

Let's go

*runs toward ball with a light saber and throws it at him*

03-31-2005, 06:15 PM
*looks behind him*

You're right.

*runs towards ball and throws his arm at him*

*wishes his arm wasn't seperated from him*

*cosmo and wanda come*

Cosmo: I'm Cosmo

Wanda: And I'm Wanda

Cosmo/Wanda: And we're your Fairy God Parents.

Me: I have fairy god parents?

Wanda: yes you do.

Me: Ok I wish my arm was attached to me again.

*they wave their wands*


Me: yeah I got my arm back.

*picks up cosmo and throws him at ball*

03-31-2005, 06:15 PM
Jumps on a flying skateboard, flies in the sky dodging it, and taking the marshmelows with me. Finishes marshmelows. That was good, can I have some more?

03-31-2005, 06:19 PM
*realizes the marshmellows are finished*

*Frodo appears out of no where again*

Frodo: NOOO - *whacks Frodo in the head with a staff*

*whistles very hard*

*Giant eagles appear in the sky*

*giants eagles steal the flying skateboard and ball ends up falling on top of ST*

Me: Oops... *gulp*

03-31-2005, 06:22 PM
Falls down. You make me fall, you will pay for this, you will pay!
*Takes out a mysterious packidge, and gives it to Ace.*

03-31-2005, 06:22 PM
*gets up after ball falls on me*

That's it.

Cosmo, Wanda I wish I had more marshmellows.


*eats them all*

*grows 100 feet tall*

Now you will taste my wrath.

*grabs Ace and Ball and hit them so hard together that they merged into one person*

03-31-2005, 06:26 PM
The packidge opens, and a robot comes out of it. It unfuses us back to two persons.
*Yumps in to the robot*
*uses flamethrower on Nefarious*
*Gives another packidge to Ace*

03-31-2005, 06:28 PM
Now, ST, it is time to pay your dues!

*pulls off a heavy machine gun*

*shoots Cosmo and Wanda*

*pulls out bazooka*

*fires at Cosmo and Wanda some more*

*pulls off staff*

Once again:


*ST ends up only growing more bigger, but eventually, he grows too much and his head goes beyond Earth's atmosphere, causing him to die of the lack of oxygen.*

*ends up finding another mysterious package*

*it blows up*

*I die*

*I become Gandalf the White and then summon more eagles to eat the wires off ball's robot*

03-31-2005, 06:30 PM
Repairs the flying skateboard, while everybody is attacking each other (encluding me).

03-31-2005, 06:35 PM
Hmm let's see I just died.

Well seeing as raven can heal I'll just asume she can ressurect people.

*is resurrected*

Cosmo and Wanda nooo.

You will pay for that.

*shoots down all the eagles*

*creates an earthquake which makes a pit for ball to fall into*

03-31-2005, 06:37 PM
Falls in to it.
Yes, I finished the skateboard, I will not be hurted.
* hits the ground before manages to engade skateboard*

03-31-2005, 06:45 PM
No! My Eagles!!!!

*in madness, becomes evil*

Aaauuuugh! You will pay!!!

*summons the Nazgul*

*Nazgul chews off the head of ST*

*Nazgul riders chop off the remaining body parts of ST, then they cut Cosmo and Wanda into pieces*

*becomes the Dark Lord Sauron*

*forges a ring of power*

Now I have forged this one ring - the one ring - to


*evil laugh*

*screen fade*

03-31-2005, 06:48 PM
You made me hurt.
*Summons a pidgeon, and takes another misterious pack*
*Pidgeon carries the pack to nefarious*

PS this isnt that harmless.

Loyal Arcanine
03-31-2005, 07:01 PM
I have had enough of all this.

*takes out Walther PPK, shoots the pidgeon and ball, steals his skateboard and tries to skate away*

03-31-2005, 07:30 PM
I have to pull myself together. Literally

Azawrath Metreon Zinthos

*body parts assemble*

*runs after wikemike*

*kicks him off his skateboard and goes towards Ace*

You wanna know what it feels like to have your body parts scattered?

*Gets Cosmo's magic wand from his dead corpse*

*waves the wand, splitting Ace into seven parts and scattering them throughout the earth*

(why is it always seven in all the games?)

Loyal Arcanine
03-31-2005, 07:56 PM
*get's up feeling dizzy*

*skateboard falls upon him, feels dizzy again*

Hey, YOU! That was a mistake, kicking me of my self-stolen skateboard!

*runs to ST and starts beating him where he can with the skateboard*

*also does several parts of Ace in the process*

*eventually finishes ST off with a well-placed bang on the forehead, splicing him into two halfs*

03-31-2005, 08:45 PM
ST - you may have taken my body parts and split them into pieces, but in one of my fingers I have the master ring! The one ring - to


*one of the cut off hands puts on the ring*

*body parts combine to reform Ace*


*pulls out a gigantic mace*

The one mace - to:


*slams mace on ST and he is obliterated into thousands of pieces scattered through the Earth by the north wind*

03-31-2005, 08:57 PM
Oh great.

*thousands of body parts all over the world start hitch hiking to find a ride back to the stadium*

*my head takes an airplane back to the stadium*

*waits for the rest of his body parts to get here*

03-31-2005, 09:06 PM
*sees ST's head get dropped off by an airplane*

Mr. ST, welcome back, we've missed you.

*100 Ace clones come out of no where*

*Ace clones and true Ace surround ST's head*

*True Ace pulls out a paint spray. Sprays the words A-C-E on the back of ST's head*

Hmmm... I wonder how to make him suffer some more...

*pulls out a whistle*



Time for some American footbal!

*Ace clone kicks ST's head across the stadium, and another Ace clone catches it, running toward the other side of the stadium*

*Meanwhile, the true Ace sits at the announcer's box, watching everything*

03-31-2005, 09:31 PM

Hurry up body parts.

*a finger arrives in a cab*

Finger help me out!

*the nail of the finger opens a a laser comes out shooting all the Ace clones*

*half of my arm arrives in a hillbilly truck*

*waits for the rest of my body parts*

03-31-2005, 09:38 PM

*announcer box explodes from my yell of anger*

There is still one Ace left! The one Ace -


*picks up the uber mace of death one more time*

You're done!

*smashes mace upon ST's head and the head splits into pieces. smashes mace upon ST's finger and half-arm and they also split into smaller pieces*

*smashes ST's head, finger, and half-arm pieces into pieces*

03-31-2005, 09:43 PM
Forget this I'll just use my homing device.

*Pushes a button on my head which teleports all of my body parts to the stadium*

Now I just have to get reassembled.

Where's my brain????!!!!!

03-31-2005, 10:40 PM
*puts ST's brain into a blender along with fruits*

*turns on the blender*

*blender turns brain into some kind of fruit drink*

*ST looks*

Ummm - the cat did it!

*points to an innocent, little cat nearby*

03-31-2005, 11:23 PM
A cat?

*puts self together with a fruit drink as my brain*

*Uses a flamethrower to burn the kitty*

*turns the flamethrower towards Ace*

*Ace melts into a puddle*

*Takes a bag of marshmellows that fell form teh sky and runs off*

04-01-2005, 12:32 AM
Noooooooooooooo! *melts*

*Liquid Ace sinks down the drain*

*gets drained into a secret sewer hideout*

*pours into a large machine*

*liquid Ace comes together to form solid, human Ace*

*exits sewer hideout and re-enters the stadium*

Auugh! I'm bahck! *pulls out moltov cocktail*

You're fired! *throws moltov cocktail at ST, cocktail explodes, and a large fire engulfs ST*

*takes bag of marshmellows from ST's flaming body and then pulls out a stick*

*roasts marshmellows over ST's flaming body*

04-01-2005, 12:45 AM
*quickly jumps into a nearby puddle of water that came from teh sewer*

*emerges from the puddle and uses telepathy to teleport the marhmallows into my hands*

*takes someone from the Audience and turns them into a superhuman being*

*sticks a chip into their brain*

Now I can control this dude.

Pulls out controller.

*pushes the kick button*

*Ace gets kicked into one of the audience*

*They get mad so they kick him towards me*

*I kick him*

04-01-2005, 12:51 AM
*gets kicked*


*gets kicked again*


*gets kicked more*


*gets kicked into a wall and breaks through the wall*

*body flies all the way to the street*

Curse you, ST, CURSE YOOOOU!

*gets ran over*

*gets back up*

Curse you, ST, CURSE YOOOOU!

*gets hit by a falling coin from a high building*

*gets back up*

Curse you, ST, CURSE YOOOOU!

*covers head, but nothing happens*


*pulls out a machine gun*

If I don't get marshmellows - NO ONE WILL!!!

*fires inside of the stadium and then shoots the marshmellows off of ST's hands*

*shoots Marshmellows until there's nothing left in them.*

*shoots ST*

*pulls out a chainsaw*

*cuts ST into pieces*

*puts ST's body parts into a shuttle*

*launches shuttle toward the sun*

Bon voyage - foo!

04-01-2005, 01:00 AM
Will my body ever cease to falling to pieces?

*puts self together 1 second before falling into the sun but melts*


*Floats back to earth as liquid*

That's it I'm gonnaaa.......

*realizes he hates marshmallows and has a sudden obsession with jalapenos*

*goes to the country of Chile to find some* :silly:

04-01-2005, 03:33 AM
*goes to the White House*

*picks up the Red Phone of Death*

*orders all jalapenos to be exterminated off the nation of Chile*

*super cool ninjas with gas masks put all jalapenos in zip lock bags and throw them into a toxic waste dump*

*plays around with U.S. nukes*

04-01-2005, 05:24 AM
You dare destroy precious jalapenos?

*goes back to the US and walks into a grocery store*

*buys some jalapenos*

Jalapenos are the key to my dooms day device.

*takes jalapenos and goes to all the stores in the US raiding them of their jalapenos*

04-01-2005, 01:51 PM
Whats happening here (much posts by one night)?
Oh, whell,
*punches nefarious right in the face.*

04-01-2005, 04:08 PM
*while ball punches ST in the face, I come in and steal all of ST's jalapenos*

*goes back to the White House*

*once again picks up the Red Phone of Death*

*orders all jalapenos world-wide to be executed and thrown in toxic waste dumps*

*goes to the nearby toxic waste dump*

*throws the stolen jalapenos into the toxic waste dump*

There goes your doomsday device :tongue:

04-01-2005, 04:15 PM
*people from all around the world who love jalapenos come and attack Ace*

*gets punched in the face*

*Attaches a jet pack to ball and sends him out of the stadium into the angry mob of people that love jalapenos*

*sneaks out the back door of the stadium*

04-01-2005, 04:19 PM
*gets attacked*

Auugh! Get away from me, jalapeno-loving freaks!

*pulls out a water gun, and fills the tank with toxic waste*

Ddddiiieeee in the green ooze of death!!!

*fires toxic-filled water gun*

*toxic causes jalapeno-lovers to melt to a large puddle*

*pulls out a vaccum and sucks in the entire puddle*

*throws the puddle-filled vaccum into the toxic waste dump*

Aha! No more jalapenos or lovers of jalapenos!!!

04-01-2005, 04:25 PM
*goes out of the stadium and takes one of the support beams which makes the whole stadium collapse*

No worries. My doomsday device works not only on jalapenos but live human beings.

*looks for Ace in the big pile of debris and throws him into doomsday device*

*shoots him into space and lands on mars*

*takes the corpse' of all the people from the stadium and throws them into the doomsday device*

*Fires at mars blowing it up*

*walks away with a bag of marshmallows*

04-01-2005, 04:34 PM
*meanwhile, at the moon*

Moon: No! I knew my friend Mars since I began orbiting Earth! Earth will pay dearly for it's mistake!

*moon goes on collision course for Earth*

*meanwhile, at Washington D.C.*

President: NNNUUUKKKEEE!!!

*meanwhile at the o-zone layer*

Aaah! The moon is going to destroy the Earth! Mommy!

*o-zone layer leaves Earth, ice caps begin to melt, nuke hits moon, but the radiation falls on Earth*

*Everyone begins to die off*

*wakes up*

*rubs eyes and looks around*

04-02-2005, 12:04 PM
Turns jet pack in manual, and gets back to stadium.
Steales nefarious marshmelows.
Destroyes the white house.

04-03-2005, 06:35 AM
*ball dies off from the Earth's destruction in my earlier post*

*everyone who died in Earth end up in Hyrule, Zelda World! :tongue: *

*walks to a sword stall*

*takes swords from the stall and throws them at ball*

*hops on a horse and runs over ST*


*still caught up in running over ST, the horse slams on the wall and I die off myself* :tongue:

Loyal Arcanine
04-03-2005, 07:35 PM
Unlike Ace, the horse survived the wall-crash.

*Jumps on the horse*

*Gallops over ST and Ball*

*Tries to gallop over Ace as well, but he rises again and punches the horse dead*

Now I'm mad. You killed my horse.

*Tries to flying-kick Ace in the face*

*Crashes into the ground, because Ace simply stands aside*


04-04-2005, 05:02 PM
Hmm lets see...

I was run over twice by a horse and am now half dead.

*slowly revives*

*gets up and realizes he's a girl*

*OMG I'm Zelda!*

*uses magical powers to shock LA and burn Ace*

*teleports to nearby hotdog stand*

Mmmmm...Hotdogs.... :hungry:

Loyal Arcanine
04-05-2005, 11:41 PM
*infiltrates in the hotdog stand*

*makes a few toxic-ed ones*

*sells one of them to ST*

*watches him shrug in pain and die*

*wants to eat a hotdog as well, an by accident also eat's a toxic-ed one*

*dies in the same painful way as ST*

04-06-2005, 03:11 AM
Yay! Everyone's dead except me!

*gets killed by a re-dead*


*wakes up*

Space... the final frontier

*Star Treck music starts*

Oh joy!

*gets a ship and crashes it*


04-06-2005, 04:43 PM
*Aboard The Enterprise...*

"Warf, Warp Speed. Runover his hideous corpse!"

*Plows into Ace's dead body, mutilating it*

"Now, Arm Photon Torpedoes. Fire at Ace! Mwahahahaha!"

*Torpedoes annialate Ace's remains, blowing up the planet*

"Oh crap, I'm still on that Planet!"


04-06-2005, 05:18 PM
After I have been killed ( a long ago), I revived, and saw a wision, how earth is exploding. So I took my flying skateboard, and repaired it, while everybody was fighting. Then I put an aquarium on my head ( for a little sufly of air), and traveled to mars. There I found a frendly group of eiliens, and they refiled my aquarium with air. At that time earth exploded ( due to deoxys trainer), and a few ded bodies landed on mars. Nefarious, ace, and deoxys, by the looks. Some other dead bodys landed a little farer from me. the 3 identified bodies started putting themself together, so I quickly took my flying skateboard, and flied to aliens, which gave me a super tehnology wepaton, which shoots with laser beams, which explodes. Then I refulled my air suflies, and flied back to Ace nefarious, and deoxys. At that time they alrady had putted themself together, and they were fighting with forks at the moment, with each having a dead cat on their head (which was full with air), so they could breath. Then I took my tehnological gun, and fired a deadly beam at the fork fighters. The laser exploded, but a black body started walking out of the explosion.

04-07-2005, 12:56 AM
*black body starts wheezing*

Black Body: Ace, I am your father...

Actually - father's mother's sister's brother's friend's child's grandfather's -

Ace: I've been through this before -

*mockingly* Ace: No - it's impossible. *gets hand chopped off*

Awww great!

*pulls out a light saber and stabs the Black Body and dies of massive blood loss*

04-07-2005, 03:54 PM
Everybody is dead,what should I kill? In aquarium air suply ends, here I come. *Dyes*

04-07-2005, 09:33 PM
Nooooo! Nobody to kill?! Aw come on, at least Nefarious shoulda survived the blast!

*Looks around and spots aliens*

Ooooooooo! Play toys! Little squishy ones too!

*Marches over to the aliens, activates a special power, grows giant, and squishes them all with his feet*

Muahahahahahaha! Oh, crap, my cat ripped off when i grew! Goodbye cruel world! I'll never...hey a nickel!

*pockets the nickel, names it Jeff, grows back to normal, and dies finally of suffocation.

Loyal Arcanine
04-13-2005, 12:26 PM
Oh my, nobody to kill, not even the lookie itself ...

Then I guess I shall be the good guy today.

*Flies to Cianwood City*

*Buys Secretpotion from the old pharmacy*

*Heals ST*

*Heals Ace*

*Heals DT*

*Leaves Ball the dead way he is*

Good. Now the three of you are alive again, and so am I. So let's make fun with Ball's corpse and kill each other!

Daniella Defines Divinity
04-13-2005, 08:05 PM
I say we have a dance off!

*stage and music appear from nowhere*

*Does the hokey pokey*

beat that XP

The Elite Ygseto
04-17-2005, 12:35 AM
Ha, Beat this!

*Does the robot while wearing a chicken suit*

Lord Celebi
04-17-2005, 06:07 AM
Ha, Beat this!

*Does the robot while wearing a chicken suit*
The Hell you say?

*Throws Ygseto into a pit of lava*

04-17-2005, 06:09 AM
Hey you know what's also funny?


The Elite Ygseto
04-17-2005, 02:36 PM
The Hell you say?

*Throws Ygseto into a pit of lava*
*burns into skeleton*

Now that i'm a skeleton i can be in the castlevanina games! *Runs to be the next game star*

Lord Celebi
04-17-2005, 04:55 PM
*burns into skeleton*

Now that i'm a skeleton i can be in the castlevanina games! *Runs to be the next game star*
*Has Alien with Skin Condition take YG to another planet*
(3 Hours Later)
Alien: We Have the technology. We can make him faster, jump higher, and somewhat smarter... but we're poor.
*Throws YG into another pit of lava*

The Elite Ygseto
04-17-2005, 08:28 PM
An anilen with a Skin Contion, must me Michle Jackson!

04-22-2005, 04:53 PM
Poor little aliens. Take this!

*Pulls out a Super-Soaker filled to the brim with Acid*

Good thing the Super-Soaker company made these ones impervious to acid so as to...

*The acid bursts out of the tank, melting DT, the aliens, their tech, what little money they have, and Rust, flowing into the lava pit with their mutilated skeletons floating and dissolving...*

Glub, glub, glub...

*appears next to King Soopers with a hotdog stand and a fully living body*

Hotdogs, get yer hotdogs here!

The Elite Ygseto
04-22-2005, 09:35 PM
*flows down the lava pit* Wheeee!!!

04-26-2005, 04:57 PM
*looks down the lava pit that appeared next to the hotdog stand, watching Seto flow down jubilantely*

What is it with him and lava pits? Anyway...Get yer hotdogs here!

*Woman walks up and buys a hotdog, scarfing it immediately*

In DT's head: Hehehe. That's right. keep eating those hotdogs. Your minds will be mine! Hahahahaha!

*Pulls out a button, presses it, and all humans within the area march under his control*


05-15-2005, 04:57 PM
*Picks A Fight With DT*

Becomes Scorpion From Mortal Kombat And Before i do my fatality Seto appears from the lava with an Army of Fire Pokemon,

*Does Crispy Fatality and Fire Pokemon All do Flamethrower*


Dr Scott
06-16-2005, 06:30 PM
Whoah Whoah... this place has... rules now? GAH! EVERYTHINGS BEING TAKEN OVER AND TURNED... FORMAL!

*Beheads all of the people who made the rules* How dare thee smite the honor with these... rules!

*Grins* The one thing I mished about the URPG was this place. I think. Or maybe not.

*Does a rain dance, and drowns the world with rain*

Scott the god of Beheading!

Half a Dollar
06-18-2005, 12:18 AM
*pops out of nowhere*

Nick: I have a lightsaber! WOOHOO!

*insert Star Wars battle theme*

*starts running than trips*

*lightsaber goes into Scott*

Nick: Woops.

07-03-2005, 03:08 PM
Fools face the wrath of my mutant attack cows and my laser beam powered by rotten meat! Ha i watch you all die! die i say Die!

Lord Celebi
07-03-2005, 03:58 PM
*Sets Everyone on Fire*

07-04-2005, 09:28 PM
*shoots marth* :crackup:

07-04-2005, 09:50 PM
Uses Genkai Dama(Spirit Bomb DBZ) made up of forums negative spam energy to destroy anyone still alive.

Lord Celebi
07-04-2005, 10:33 PM
*Conjures up a Super Spirit Bomb with all the Not-Spam post energy and throws it at Pika's, defelcting his spirit bomb back at him, adn my Spirit Bomb destroys his remains and kills everyone else*

Did I destroy the world again? Oh poop, I have to stop being so damn strong.

*Teleports to HFIL where everyone is, but I'm still alive, and everyone's being tortured by DBZ Bad Guys*

Never mention DBZ again... I put my inner DBZ geek to rest when the toys died and I want to keep it that way.

07-04-2005, 11:14 PM
*Flies in From Reykjavik, Iceland, where it is surprisingly fine (I'm not just talking about the ladies) to see what the explosion was*

*Sees Rust standing over a crater of burning flesh, blood, and shredded bits of a pair of glimmering pantaloones (most likely Nick's)*

*Throws a machete at Rust from the other side*

*Watches as his torso slowly slips off of his legs*


07-04-2005, 11:49 PM
Gets reborn by my URPG houndour who used Monster Reborn to bring me back. teleports the remains of hiroshima to just above D.2s head.

Casts spell that forces a mod to come and locks this thread. Ha I win.

Realize either that spell had worked or this thread had lost popularity due too no one being on. i decided to return to this threads official sport. Marshmellow Roasting!
oh these taste good. come and try to get them back. break the spell I cast! Oh and bring me a deck of cards to.

07-05-2005, 07:03 PM
*Appears out of nowhere and fires his sercret invention, the n00bRay3000.*

Noobs take over the world killing all in sight.

*dies because he was in sight*

Half a Dollar
07-05-2005, 07:06 PM
*gets a AK-47 and smashes Lan's head with the head of the AK.*

Have fun, losar.

07-05-2005, 07:09 PM
*comes back from the dead to find his head smashed off*

"This helps, doesn't it" he says, somehow

*finds boulder and equips as temporary head*

*grabs another boulder and cruches nick*

Lord Celebi
07-05-2005, 07:10 PM
*Squirts blood in everyone's eyes, then reattaches legs*
*Puts everyone on a stick and roasts them over a fire*
Anyone allergic to choclate or grahm cracker? If you are, you get extra, MUAHAHAHAHA!

07-05-2005, 07:13 PM
*doesn't get roasted, due to the rock for his head*

*eats rust*

"Mmm... that was some good chocolate and ghram crackers!"

*dies from rust poisoning*

Half a Dollar
07-05-2005, 07:13 PM
B-B-B-B-Bullet Time!

*dodges Lan's attack*

*throws rocks at rust and Lan*

07-05-2005, 07:15 PM
*comes alive*

*eats nick*

*dies from nick poisoning*

*comes alive*

"I gotta stop eating things..."

*gets hit by nick's rock that were suspended in the air*


07-06-2005, 12:04 PM
Watches all the currently live people kill them selves. missses the Marshmellows and the action.(mostly the Marshmellows)

Bring myself back to life inside the presidents office. Presses the little red button so that everyone but me gets nuked into radioactive grit.roasts Marshmellows radiation style.

07-06-2005, 03:53 PM
*puts on anti-radiation suit*

*flys to white house*

*owns Pika57*

"MMM.... mashmellows!"

07-06-2005, 04:30 PM
*does a ninja kick, trying to hit everyone with it*

*everyone dodges the kick*

*crasked through a window and falls 6 stories down the bulding*

Never mind... :susp:

07-06-2005, 05:18 PM
*Becomes Mr Fantastic and Saves IT*

Oh Wait

*Drops IT on the same place*
*Becomes Dante and Swordplays everyone in my sight*


07-06-2005, 05:37 PM
*eats marshmellow while being cloaked*

"Mmm... free entertainment and marshmellows!"

07-06-2005, 06:44 PM
on a serious note. They should have a thread dedicated to people having these kinds of battles 1 on 1. their could be refs and everything.

on a more funny note.

Does some crud that brings me back to life.
Sends out Gusty ,my science project,http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a185/pikachukazu/gusty.png to attack everyone

watches and eats Marshmellows with Lan while everyone else is killed until lan realizzes i've poisoned him and that hes been eating marshmellows as a ghost for the last 20 minutes

07-06-2005, 06:50 PM
O.o <Cool, I'm a ghost!> o.O

*floats around aimlessly, eating marshmellows and random street signs*

07-06-2005, 10:10 PM
Doesn't mind Lan for a while until, he ate the exit sign for Orange County causing me to be late for my own private party that i'm the only one at(because everyone else is dead). gets ghost busters suculator thingymabob and sucks lan up. Oh and takes all his ectoplasmic marshmellows so he can't eat him in the pack.

Lord Celebi
07-06-2005, 10:58 PM
*Kills everyone*

Not creative today...

07-06-2005, 11:20 PM
*Randomly appears again*

Tokyo dude: Holy crap, it godzilla!

Other Tokyo dude: That not godzilla, that just DP randomly sticking his head in PE2K after weeks of absence!

Tokyo dude: But we should run like it godzilla!

Other Tokyo dude: Okay, but it not go-

*Smooshes everyone* BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha! *Cough*

07-07-2005, 01:32 AM
jumps out of window of skyscraper near DP and takes out two guns with unlimited ammo which he shoots at Dp until he activates his parachute eats a marshmellow as well as the new member of the Elite Four.

07-07-2005, 05:07 PM
*Eats DP's foot*

"No more squishing people today, young man!"

Thoughts: xD

07-07-2005, 06:06 PM
Uses Bazooka to turn lan and DP into marshmelows. eats them both. digests them fully anfd lets them out.flushes them away.

Lord Celebi
07-07-2005, 07:08 PM
Uses Bazooka to turn lan and DP into marshmelows. eats them both. digests them fully anfd lets them out.flushes them away.
*Multiplys Pika's Post Count By 3*
*Pika diseaperas in a puff of smoke to Hell because he has 666 for a post count*
*TT and Raik Torture Pika*

Now... For you guys...

*Stabs sword through DP, and chops him in half*

*Shoots Lan*

*Shoots DP*

*Chops Lan In Half*



07-07-2005, 07:38 PM
Makes this post saving me from ****.

Summons my second science project, Rageror to take out rust

07-08-2005, 02:06 AM

*pwns all with his invisiblity in ghost form*

*considers a name change*

*eats more mashmellows*

07-08-2005, 02:37 AM
Shoves ectoplasmic chopsticks up Lans nose and ectoplasmic botchee ball in his mouth so he suffocates due to lack of ectoplasmic air which makes him solid and alive again. Lets Rageror(see above) finish him off(this time he snot a ghost)

I win!

07-08-2005, 02:44 AM
*Takes chopsticks out of nose just before Pika's creation attacks him*

*Becomes invisible again and evades the attack*

'You lose!'

*Eat's Pika57's head, thinking it was a Marshmellow*

Thoughts: GhOst*, that'll be my new name! :oops:

Or MarshmellowGhOst*...

07-08-2005, 02:46 AM
*Takes chopsticks out of nose just before Pika's creation attacks him*

*Becomes invisible again and evades the attack*

'You lose!'

*Eat's Pika57's head, thinking it was a Marshmellow*

Thoughts: GhOst*, that'll be my new name! :oops:

Or MarshmellowGhOst*...

Explains to lan that if he read my last post more carefully he'd understand that he was made alive beforre he had a chance to post. i come back to life. i kill you with a bone spear

Lord Celebi
07-08-2005, 05:06 AM
*Activates Project TRILOBYTE from the War RP*

All your Pokemon (And Science Projects) Belong to us!

07-08-2005, 12:08 PM
I use Samuses DNA which contains Metroid particles to clone a metroid and I latch it onto yuor face. Destroys tyhat cray project thingy you were blabing about and lets science project eat you

We Taste Pies...
07-11-2005, 03:42 AM
But then Pika cuts his finger on a quick kill poison blade that was conveinyuntly there*wink wink*.

07-11-2005, 01:20 PM
Reveals that he is immune to poison and jams knife into pichus heart. Cha-Cha slide across his chest

We Taste Pies...
07-11-2005, 04:12 PM
But pichu is really a robot being controlled by the real pichu, and knocks pika unconcious.

07-11-2005, 07:53 PM
of course he doesn't realize that he just knocked my robot over. hes confused until I reveal that in a one tiny little bit of god moding that he is defintely him. makes another metroid and latches it on him and lets the dark energy from my horrible banner that I enterd in the vvp contest feed off him

We Taste Pies...
07-11-2005, 08:44 PM
But I press a button that brings me back to life(how conveinyent :biggrin: )and bombs pika.

07-12-2005, 02:00 AM
I start singing

Don't be crazy but it aint no lie baby bye bye bye.

followed by

I want candy... .. ... I want candy

and finishing with

i love you. you love me, were best friends like friends should be

Pichu dies a hideous death.

i faint from the last one

07-12-2005, 02:13 AM
*Brings Pika back to life with his love potion*

*Gets hugged By Pika*

Get off me you homosexual yellow mouse

*Kicks him in the genitals*

Take that!

07-12-2005, 02:36 AM
Begs D.2 to remove evil curse fro mthe song he sang to kill Pichu. All he has to do is cross through the valley of impossible crossing past the im passible rift and into the unenterable valley

We Taste Pies...
07-12-2005, 03:28 AM
Then the ghost of Pichu presses the button again, jumps out of the bushes polishing off a bag of marshmellows, lifts pikas curse, then murders him violently.

07-12-2005, 12:22 PM
rematerializes and unleashes animatroinc sharks from Jaws on D.2 and Pichu. Then Jams Pike into their heads

We Taste Pies...
07-12-2005, 04:16 PM
The pike splits in half reavealing I am a cyborg and fires a built in bazooka at him!

Lord Celebi
07-12-2005, 05:26 PM
*Pulls Out Pichu's Cyborginess*

I'm the Cyborg... Not you. Like BHK is the only Grim Reaper, I'm the only Cyborg. Respect my Lookie Veteran Title Young One.

*Throws Pichu off a cliff*

07-12-2005, 06:34 PM
watches as all the pokemon trapped in rust's gears jam him and he blows up. I jam a scredriver up the remains of his nose and eat s more marshmellows!

We Taste Pies...
07-12-2005, 08:08 PM
I scale the cliff, and trip pika.I eat his marshmellows as I watch him fall to his death.

Lord Celebi
07-12-2005, 09:46 PM
watches as all the pokemon trapped in rust's gears jam him and he blows up. I jam a scredriver up the remains of his nose and eat s more marshmellows!
*rust V2 Automatically boots up*
*Takes out Giant Gun larger than Pluto*

Yargy Shmargey!

*Fires at Pika and Pichu*

We Taste Pies...
07-12-2005, 10:19 PM
I continue eating marshmellows as I pick up pika and use his big head(larger than the gun)as a shield.It reflects off his head at rust.

Lord Celebi
07-13-2005, 01:25 AM
*rust V3 Boots up*

*All the metal in the world attracts to me and then I become a giant monster. I Eat Pichu's Marshmellows and step on him*

We Taste Pies...
07-13-2005, 01:41 AM
I lift up the robot and throw it into the sun.I then raid the marshmellow factory :biggrin: .

07-13-2005, 02:01 AM
*Reveals his evil plot to switch all the marshamllows with ball-shaped glue.*

Haha, you're mouth is stuck together.

All those little Pichus die of suffacation.

07-13-2005, 02:27 AM
*a rock explodes, letting me out*

I'm bahk... after years and years of hibernation, I’ve come to reclaim my place!

*Sneaks behind D.2 and stuffs him into the ball-shaped glue.*

How ironic, Defense.2 let his guard down. :tongue:

It is time to do it how I did way back when...

*cuts the ears and nose off of D.2 but keep him alive*

*pulls out an M-9 and shoots D.2 multiple times on his feet and hands*

*sprays mace into D.2's eyes*

*pulls out a sack and stuffs D.2 in it*

*takes D.2 to a fire*

*burns D.2s body to when an inch of his life is left, and uses a fire extinguisher to put out the fire and blind D.2 some more*

*takes ashy, near dead D.2 and puts him into a sack again*

*takes D.2 to the toxic waste dump*

*dips sack into the toxic waste and lifts it again, only to dip it some more*

*finally, lets go of sack, letting it disintegrate inside of the toxic waste*

*after a few hours, drains toxic waste*

*puts remains of D.2 into a container*

*puts container into a shuttle and launches it toward the sun*

Eheheheh, talk about a die-hard! :crackup:

07-13-2005, 04:01 AM
Tells "FBI" agents that Ace is an extraterrestirial being. Steals their eye testing devices. makes them and Ace lose their memories. Eats gum Gum fruit and gets super suffocation ability. Suffocates Ace. suffocates J and K too for kicks.

We Taste Pies...
07-13-2005, 12:32 PM
My avatar sucks up their powers and kills pika.

07-13-2005, 04:09 PM
Kills Pichus annoying luffy avatar. eats Marshmellows and then shoots his corpse with a big gu for the heck of it.

07-13-2005, 04:19 PM
Too bad you only have a big gu.

*Take's pika's big gu, add's an "n" to the end, and shoots him*

Lord Celebi
07-13-2005, 04:22 PM
*rust V4, V5, V6, V7, V8, V9, V10, V11 and V12 boot up*

Whadda ya know, a 12-pack.

*Throws Ace into an open flame*

Acenuts Roasting, over an open fire.

*Throws Pika in a fire*

Jack Pika nipping at your nose.

*Chops Pichu Up*

Something, something, something, Pichu Sushi!

We Taste Pies...
07-13-2005, 05:36 PM
Evil sushi warriors attack!
*destroys v's4-12**reforms**shoots ace for the heck of it**kebabs pika**roasts d.2*
here little piranhas.
*eats marshmellows*

King Zark
07-13-2005, 06:21 PM
ARG mately I'm sick tired of ya!

*Gets a cross bow a a bolt*

Off ya go!

Fires the missle.

"Take Dump the body in mighty old sea"

We Taste Pies...
07-13-2005, 07:26 PM
*shoots zark,burns the body.*
*drops in nueclear dump*

07-13-2005, 08:17 PM

*a few posts later...*

*Hand comes out of the soil of a graveyard*


*takes out a pike a stabs rust with it*

*Takes rust, still stabbed by the pike, and dips him into liquid iron*

*lets iron cool, literally turning rust into iron*

*lets iron rust*

Eheheheh... now you're literally rust! :crackup:

*throws the rusted rust into toxic waste*

*rust (the person) disintegrates*

Now, pika…

*Tells “CIA” that Pika made the “FBI” lose their memories.*

*CIA arrests Pika and he gets the death sentence for endangering national security in his attempt to disable the FBI*

*Pika gets the electric chair and is fried*

*Pika’s corpse sent to nuclear waste*

And last but not least…

*takes out an AK-47 and shoots Pichu for the hell of it*

*throws away AK-47 after firing 20 bullets, pulls out an M-60*

*uses M-60 and blasts Pichu for the fun of it*

*takes Pichu’s bullet-ridden body and launches his remains to the sun in a space shuttle*

We Taste Pies...
07-13-2005, 08:26 PM
*hot wires space ship and get on emergency parchute ace didn't notice(he didn't notice the bullet proof vest either)and target it at ace*
night night
*jumps out and pulls cord and watches ace get ripped in half and i lock his dead body in a safe wich i fill with cement*
*cement drys and i go buy marshmellows(or shoot the cashier at the store for free marshmellows)* :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

07-13-2005, 08:39 PM
*uber secret moon base...*

*a shuttle lands in the distance and afterwards, following a long period of silence, the lights automatically come on*

*I then enter the room*

Ace: Ah, my old throne...

*learns that an Ace Clone Mark I was ripped apart in combat and buried in cement*

Ace: Aaauuuuuggggh! REVENGE! *eyes turn red, veins pop out* *sigh* I never thought I would resort to this.

*walks to a hangar marked 'X'*

Hangar X...

*lights turn on in Hangar X as I enter, and as they turn on, it reveals a massive, figgy-clone army, all sitting down and playing cards*

Ace: My Figgy clones! Rise!

Figgy-clones *does not stand up*: I'm the real figgy! ME!

Ace *slaps self*: Fine, will the real figgy please stand up.

*All the figgy-clones rise*

Ace: If you are the real figgy, I have this task. The first one to kill Pichu will be rewarded with the title 'true figgy'

*Figgy-clones disperse in shuttle pods and land on Earth*

*Figgy-clone with a flame thrower burns Pichu and his bag of marshmallows*

Figgy-clone 1: Hahah. Roasted.

Figgy-clone 2: Mine!

*Figgy-clone 2 pulls out a toxic sprayer and toxifies the already burnt Pichu*

Figgy-clone 3: Meh, after this, you will all shut up!

*Figgy-clone 3 pulls out an ICBM missile fire button*

Figgy-clones 1 + 2: Holy - *Figgy clone 3 pushes button*

*ICBM is launched from the silo of the moon base*

Figgy-clone 1: It will be a silent spring...

Figgy-clone 3: How? It's still sum- *ICBM explodes right on top of Figgy-clone 3*

*Explosion is so massive, Pichu guts reach the moon base*

*Pulls out a Vaporizing Gun*

*Vaporizes Pichu guts*

*catches vaporized guts in a jar and puts jar in a safe. Puts safe into a shuttle and launches it toward the sun*

Ace: Bon Voyage...

We Taste Pies...
07-13-2005, 08:43 PM
Ha my bag of patented fake pichu guts worked.*Fires IBCM at the moon*

07-13-2005, 08:50 PM
*red alarm sirens blare*

Robot-Drone AB: Red Alert! Sir, that coward Pichu tried to fake us out with fake guts, but we know better. ICBM approaching moon base, 600 miles…

Ace: No sweat. Fire our Multiple Burst Ballistic Missiles.

Robot-Drone AB *shouting to other robot-drones*: Fire Multiple Burst Ballistic Missiles! *

*Missiles launched, and swiftly intercept the ICBM*

Ace: How come that radiation from our ICBM impact hasn’t reached Pichu yet? Get our Weather Control beacon online, make it rain where Pichu is, and don’t worry, you won’t have to implant the acid, the nuclear radiation has already likely reached a layer high enough in the atmosphere to add its radioactivity into the rain.

*Robot-Drone AB rushes out*

*It rains acid, and Pichu burns to death from it*

Robot-Drone AB: Mission… complete…

Ace: Pichu…. Rest. In. Pieces.

Robot-Drone AB: Pieces?

*I push an ICBM launch button*

*the burnt Pichu gets exploded some more, unleashing more radioactive waste into the atmosphere*

We Taste Pies...
07-13-2005, 10:36 PM
*In my underground hideout at the center of the earth I press a button to blow up a charge I placed on the moon long ago(a big charge).The moon blows up and the inside is so toxic nothing there could ever live again in the area and no kind of signal can leave so if there were any android aces or the real one would not be alerted*

07-13-2005, 10:45 PM
*explosion rips through one part of the base, but before it engulfs moon base, a shuttle comes out*

Ace: No one blows up the moon! Good job, Pichu, you just caused your own demise! The moon was literally a comet-shield

*minutes later, five hundred comets hit the earth, making it uninhabitable*

Ace: Hahahah! Now it is time to head for Beta Site!

*shuttle lands on the heavily armored Mars Base*

Ace: I’m bahk… *behind him, the Earth is distinctly visible getting blown up into smithereens by falling comets and asteroids*

We Taste Pies...
07-13-2005, 10:55 PM
Did you not pay attention?Underground at the core of earth was where i was. I now blow up the rest of the planets.

07-13-2005, 11:16 PM
After an impact of such a scale of multiple comets, the Earth would destabilize and go through an ultimate Ice Age. Anyway you cannot inhabit the core without protection, so you either melted (literally), or frozen (literally) :tongue:

*explosion rips through Mars, but terrain and base still remain*

Android: Shield holding steady at 99% efficiency... it endured the blast!

Ace: Excellent, now it is time to introduce our ultimate weapon, the Bunker-Buster ICBM, capable of breaching the undergrounds of a planet and blowing it up inside out. I no longer care whether he is melted liquid or frozen solid, I want to kill him even though he may be already dead! Fire Bunker Buster ICBM!

*Large missile is fired, penetrates through the already decimated Earth surface and makes its way underground and blows up the core, permenantly destabilizing the Earth, causing it to be uninhabitable*

We Taste Pies...
07-13-2005, 11:55 PM
Ha the real Pichus hideout is in another galaxy.

07-14-2005, 12:25 AM
Gets anoyed by pichu and breaks into his real secret base which i know it is because I have an IQ of 20000. I mug Pichu cut his head off use it as goblety to drink his blood from and then ram every single post on this forum into his body breaking all his major organs and then tossing his body into the middle of one of those old war movie swhere it is imeadiately destroyed by a land mine. then i feed his head to a monkey and take control of his base. Then I inject Ace with a serum that instantly paralyzes him and then covers his feet in a ball of cement and use him as one of those punching dummies that don't fall over. then i chuck him into an undersea cave which i seal. I reopen it in 30 minutes remove the dead body. then I let him get trampled by bulls and shot by cattle hands. Finaaly I break him and half crush his remains by dropping a couple of mini coopers on him. then i took his skin and took up taxidermy. Hes now on display in my base above my bowl of marshmellows. Which i eat with glea as I taunght his lifless form.

We Taste Pies...
07-14-2005, 01:06 AM
I laugh as I watch my infereior in intelect destroy my clone(my IQ 99999999999999999999999999999)I then blow up that area and kill pika while roasting marshmallows.

Lord Celebi
07-14-2005, 02:41 AM
*rusts V13-V9999999999999999999999 Boot up*
*rust Mach 1 rises from the ashes of death and commands his army*

*Teleports to moon*

*Makes interdimensional portal to the land of Figgy-Clones*

All Real Figgys go here!

*All the Figgys go into the portal. I close the portal, laughing, because they reall wnet to the Chanseys with Chainsaws dimension*

*All rusts destroy Ace's Base, then puts Ace in a room. In the room, the air pressure pushes down on Ace so hard, all his capularys and veins explode*

07-14-2005, 02:48 AM
Android *watching helplessly*: MASTER!

Ace: Save yourself... *dies by pika*

Android: I...will... KILL! *shout*

*all of the androids rally*

Android: You all may know me by one name, Android XVII. We may be Androids of different marks and different prototypes, but we share an equal father - Duke! I say, upon seeing his death, we take vengeance upon his murderer and beat the internal organs and life upon that disgrace to mankind. If only all of men shared the knowledge and graciousness of our father, men would be as perfect as us. Now, friends, I call upon you to not only fight for us, but fight for a fallen friend! CHARGE!

*all androids charge toward pika and literally doggy-pile him*

*two androids grab pika by the arms, two by the legs, one by the head, and five by the body, the rest cheer their comrades on*

*rip pika into pieces*

Android XVII: Get the toxic, nuclear waste, guns, and cement!

*androids get cement, dig a large ditch, put pika’s dismembered body parts into it and first pour toxic into the ditch, followed by the nuclear waste being poured, afterwards firing rapidly on the body parts, and finally pouring the cement and letting them dry up pika’s body parts*

*androids then rush to resurrect Ace, which comes to be successful*

Ace: What’d I miss…

Androids XVII: Lots of fun…

Ace: *evil grin*

*sees rust*

Ace: Son of a - *dies*

Androids: Mother - *fires rapidly at rust and shoot until he only has an inch of life in him left*

Androids: Make him suffer! Make his friends suffer! Kill the fool!

*figgy-clones exterminated by the androids*

*Rust then hung and left to die*

*half an hour later*

Android: I'm tired, lets finish this!

*everyone eats rust while he is still alive with the last centimeter of life and have a feast*

Lord Celebi
07-14-2005, 03:11 AM
Muahaha! I'm in everyone's stomach, so now I control the androids and Ace!

*Makes Androids kill Ace, then activates all the androids self destruct procedures*

*All Infinity rust Machs are awaken*

rust V3: Now, Destroy the world!

We Taste Pies...
07-14-2005, 03:24 AM
Two things 1:the world is already gone.2:How bout an alliance.

07-14-2005, 03:27 AM
Does chicken dance to bring me and Ace back to life. Gets ace to team up with me to destroy our enimes who recently joined forces. destroys Pichu and Rust in a well coriographed dance/kung foo rama.

Ace i want you to join forces with me! together we will be unstopable!

07-14-2005, 03:54 AM
Pika, it will shame us a helot, but it is a treaty that must be made.

*signs alliance*

Ace: w00t! Time for a monster kill!

*loch ness and big foot eat up rust, his goons, and pichu*

Ace: Not what I had in mind but... okay! :tongue:

Lord Celebi
07-14-2005, 04:51 AM
Two things 1:the world is already gone.2:How bout an alliance.

*Puts Pichu in front of the Loch Ness and Big Foot, resulting in his digestion*

*Shoots Big Foot, and a Big Foot Believer pays me $1 Billion for the Pelt. Drowns Loch Ness, and gets $1 Trillion from the governmnet so they can clone it*

Wow! If only a Wooly Mammoth would attack me, I'd be rich!

*Wooly Mammoths Trample Ace and Pika*

*Museum Pays me $1 Quadrillion for all the Wooly Mammoths*

07-14-2005, 12:08 PM
Get extensive surgery to cover up mamoth trampling scars. hopes that rust has his own idea on how to get alive. Takes control of Aces army and gets thenm to strap bombs on their chests which they strap to rust and his quadrillion dollars they leave and go aid Ace who I put in the care of a Rich widow. I press the dentonator.

We Taste Pies...
07-14-2005, 03:15 PM
Once agian the real pichu blows up the the area where everybody who has ever posted here is.Then sends his droids on a missoin."Recovered the bodies sir".Burn all three hahahahahaha.Now for a marshmellow fest!

07-14-2005, 07:52 PM

Auuugh! Duke angry!

*realizes there is a bounty of $1,000,000,000,000 for rust's head*


*pulls out PSG-1*

Meh, I'm gonna end this now.

*fires on the wooly mammoths, the original loch ness, and then big foot and destroy its pelts*

*rust goes bankrupt after everyone gets their money back*

*rust goes on debt*

*repo man comes an repossesses the clothes of rust and trade it for rags*

*uses PSG-1 and fires on the crotch of rust, then shooting him again on the chest*

Heh, they won’t need the body!

*dismembers rust’s body*

*dips rust’s body on nuclear waste, then toxic waste, and finally puts the body without the head on a sealed off coffin-like capsule and launches it toward the sun, where rust’s body parts melt and then vaporize*

*presents rust’s head but does not accept bounty, claiming that the thrill of the kill was enough of a reward*

Now, its pichu’s turn!

*straps mini-nuclear bombs into the marshmallows*

*trigger the nuclear marshmallows to destroy on pichu, who blows into dust*

*puts pichu dust in a coffin-capsule and launches THAT toward the sun, where it is liquefied and then vaporized, also*

07-14-2005, 08:02 PM
*Appears from nowhere*

*Is still in ghost form, so no one realizes is there*

*Eats Ace, kirby-style*

*Dies of indigestion*

We Taste Pies...
07-14-2005, 08:07 PM
Ace you were dead and lan and pika and rust I won already.

07-14-2005, 08:15 PM
OOG: Dude, this goes on forever, now stfu, you can't "win".


*Finds vaporized Pichu dust particles and burns them*

"And don't you come back!"

*Wreaks havoc on nearby cities.*

*Dies randomly*

Lord Celebi
07-14-2005, 09:14 PM
*Is On the Moon*

rust V456: Sir, rust 457 Had been destroyed.

rust 13: Do I still Have my Money?

rust V456: In the bank sir.

rust 13: Good. Fire the superlaser at Earth and make sure you target Ace.

rust V456: SIR!

07-14-2005, 09:27 PM
*comes out of Lan dead corpse*

w00t! I'm reborn.

*realizes that he just came out after Kirby died of indigestion from the digestive juices on his protective suit*


*sees superlaser turning around to look for Earth*

What Earth? I'm on Mars. :tongue:

*upon not seeing its target, superlaser self destructs*

Just like the fourth of July! :biggrin:

07-14-2005, 09:36 PM
i come to life and use a giant monkey to kill Pichu. i like

We Taste Pies...
07-14-2005, 10:09 PM
I'm monkey proof and you're alergic to them so you blow up.

07-14-2005, 10:18 PM
Blow up? Want to see an explosion?

*pichu dies of spontaneous combustion*


*piles up ashes, dumps them into nuclear waste, where it disintegrates*

*puts ashes into a coffin-capsule shuttle pod and launches is toward an impending super nova*

We Taste Pies...
07-14-2005, 10:22 PM
Another clone, gone.Time to blow ace up.*Boom*

07-14-2005, 10:27 PM
*androids recover ashes and but them into my personal reviveinator*


I'm bahk...

*experiments for viruses*

*discovers a virus that destroys ANYTHING with the D.N.A of Pichu*

*unleashes the anti-Pichu virus on the universe*

*Pichu clones and pichu himself ends up getting killed by the virus*

We Taste Pies...
07-14-2005, 10:34 PM
Hello they're robotic clones that can absorb and destroy any virus.*destroys virus*Blows up Ace.

07-14-2005, 10:48 PM
You aren't invinsible, ok? Now stfu and wreak havoc upon the world!

*Evil laugh*
*Kirby Theme Music starts*

*Lan respawns*


*Turns into a ghost version of Kirby*

*Eats random streetsigns*
Ok, I'm a ghost, that can transform into Kirby... I'm cool! :cool:

We Taste Pies...
07-14-2005, 11:02 PM
You suck up a bomb and die.

Lord Celebi
07-14-2005, 11:23 PM
*Pichu's Large Signature engulfs him, and suffocates him*

*Reborns on Mars*

*Kicks Ace into the sun*

That was for my robots!

07-14-2005, 11:37 PM
*rust misses and ends up kicking me back to the Mars base*

Ace: Aarrgghh! KILL!!!

*fires an entire arsenal of ICBMs and ballistic missiles and blows the guts out of every Pichu or Pichu robot clone in the universe*

*uses tractor beam technology in order to redirect an astroid to rust*

Now that that's all over with.

*builds a gigantic Kirby Vacuum Cleaner*

Lan, meet your match!

*sucks in Lan and his Kirby form with the Vacuum Cleaner*

07-15-2005, 02:23 PM

*Gets sucked up*

*Lives in Ace's vaccum*

*Notices the selfdestruct mechanism on Ace's vaccum*

"Oh ****..."

07-15-2005, 09:10 PM
*Lan blows up by vacuum cleaner self-destruct*

w00t! Fireworks!

*collects Lan's guts and throws them into nuclear waste*

It will be a silent spring for you, dude. :tongue:

07-16-2005, 02:16 PM
Revives from the painful dead by flareon as... RATMAN!
*Plays notes in a flute*
Rattattas, Raticates and Cave Rats cover Marth and a giant rat-like monster is created.
*Grabs Ace and looks toward it*
"Fear my Stinky Death Smell!"
*Breathes into Ace, who inmediatly dies*

07-16-2005, 04:24 PM
* sneaks behind Marth *
Now I got ya.
* Shoves an explosive breath mint in Marth's mouth *
Fresh with a bang.
I think I forgot something.
* cricket *
Oh oh, I forgot to run.
* tries to run *
* trips over Ace*
* Marth blows up and takes me down with him.*

07-16-2005, 05:17 PM
jumps in with a couple of nija swords and does a couple of sweet moves from japanese feudal japan animes.

Kills anyonr still alive

07-16-2005, 05:24 PM
* comes back to live in the shape of Ninja Gardener *
Fear my deadly ehm.... ehm
* sweat breaks out *
Ah, found it. Fear my deadly mini grass-scissor.

* Pika starts laughing *
* Grass-scissor grows thanks to Pika's laughter*
* Pika stops laughing *
Who's the deadliest now.

* drives the scissor into Pika's belly and walks away*
3..2..1.. Poef.
* Pika drops to the ground *

07-16-2005, 08:20 PM
unleashes bottled up rage at at JT because he missed the auction and got everyone to waste 30 minutes until Marth decided to take over on

We Taste Pies...
07-19-2005, 04:26 PM
*Shoots all* I'm back lol!Sorry I haven't been here to kill every one of you!

07-20-2005, 03:03 PM
makes sure pichu isn't a clone stabs him with a butcher knife and cut out his guts hangs them up feeds them to dogs throws body into the midle of saving private ryan.

We Taste Pies...
07-20-2005, 08:56 PM
Once again my inferior in intelect destroys a clone not knowing the difference and the clone selfdestructs killing pika.

07-20-2005, 11:23 PM
I release bottled up rage on pichu due to his giant picture. it ruined the thread.

We Taste Pies...
07-21-2005, 03:32 AM
Blows pika up again.Hahahahahahahahaha!

07-21-2005, 02:07 PM
casts spell thats prevents any kind of explosion or fire. Stabs Pichu. Realizes its a clone. Stabs all pichu clones and destroys the cloning machine. then destroys cloning machine clones. then kills The REAL Pichu

07-21-2005, 02:11 PM
* takes a can of gasoline *
Now I'll do my famous flamethrowing act.
* swallows the whole content of the can *
* takes aim *
Ready, Pika
*lights his lighter, well duh*
See ya, don't wanna be ya.
*Spits out the gasoline, scorching Pika into a rodentburger*

Don't try this at home. I'm not a pro!

07-21-2005, 02:36 PM
* takes a can of gasoline *
Now I'll do my famous flamethrowing act.
* swallows the whole content of the can *
* takes aim *
Ready, Pika
*lights his lighter, well duh*
See ya, don't wanna be ya.
*Spits out the gasoline, scorching Pika into a rodentburger*

Don't try this at home. I'm not a pro!

yells at Dark Umbreon because he paid no attention to my no flame and or explosions spell. Yells so loud that his face peels off killing him the end.

07-21-2005, 02:42 PM
* Moonwalks out of his grave *
I know something you don't know, and ain't gonna tell ya,
It walks behind my back, and let me show ya, Pika.


*Pika dies at sight of Sam*

07-21-2005, 04:21 PM
Explains that I have seen the dog before and had imprinted its picture in my memory so thatif i ever see ti again my brain cencors it and sends me an IM saying you are looking at that creepy dog.

Oh and stabs mr. DaRkUmBrEoN. with a soup laddle. and then pulls out a Bazzoka and shoots Marshmellows at him. he chokes and dies

07-21-2005, 04:38 PM
*Pulls out a walkie-talkie and issues commands* "Now go forth my clone troopers, and destroy them all! Mwahahahaha! ('cept for me)

07-21-2005, 04:46 PM
* starts breathing like Darth Vader *

Me:Gun6... I'm your father...

Gun6: No, you're not.

Me: Ok, I'm not.

* Gun6 dies hearing this crappy Star Wars rip-off*

07-21-2005, 04:50 PM
*gets revived in a bacta tank and smashes the glass* "I will have my revenge!" *climbs on tiny electric scooter and runs over DaRkUmBrEoN.* "Whee!!!"

07-21-2005, 04:54 PM
does magic trick in which you put someone(gun6) into a box and jams swords into it. I stink at Magic

07-21-2005, 05:15 PM
But it was a robot. And it exploded. In your face.
Meanwhile, the real me was right behind you and ran you over with my tiny electric scooter. "Whee!!!"

07-21-2005, 07:04 PM
the scooter does no damage. i knock your scooter over then cover you in used bandaids. then idump you in acid. then i strain out the acid and take the remains into a mall where I return them as defective gum.

07-21-2005, 07:52 PM
I come back to life and steal all of the gum. Then i build a giant machine to cover the earth with a bubble. I escape in a ship to a mysterious planet. I land on the planet and I see Kirby! :surp:

We Taste Pies...
07-21-2005, 09:52 PM
The planet blows up(if you guessed that the same picture shows up you have commo sence).

07-22-2005, 01:17 AM
Which planet? The one with the bubble, or the one i just landed on?
*Clone Trooper Interrogates We The Pichus...*

We Taste Pies...
07-22-2005, 02:38 AM
Then my clone explodes destroing the good and bad cops interrogating me.*look no explosion pic.*

Jack of Clovers
07-22-2005, 05:49 AM
*Beep* *Beep*
Nuke use detected! Nuke use detected!
ERROR in system!

irradicates We the Pichus... with his holy moddify powers (non-combatable or avoidable) :tongue:

please, no nukes or like that. 'tis no fun. also, try not posting pictures that stretch the page out. thanks. :wink:


07-22-2005, 03:34 PM
OOC: Exactly. So everybody post so we can get off of this page and onto a new, non-stretched page!

Collects We The Pichus...'s remains and puts them in a ziplock baggie. Which starts to leak when I'm crossing the ocean. When I notice this, I think of a commercial... "Don't be mad, get Glad!"

07-22-2005, 05:44 PM
Attacks Gun6s boat with hula dancing chearleaders led by brad pit and michael Jackson. gun6 manages to escape but is blinded on his way out. his Jet Pack carries him high above the wreckage where suddenly. (battle music)

pika57 wants to battle!

pika57 used giant fist of nowashediness

Gun6 uses toilet Paper.

there both supereffective!

Both jetpacks stop working!

Jetpacks take their owners down with them!

Tossed among the waves The final battle will begin! Who will win?
Tune in Next Post for another chapter in the exciting adventures of ">:)D/-\L00ki3 V2.2005

yeah tyhe battle thing is a rip off of Neo pikachus stuff.

07-23-2005, 06:21 PM
I pull out soap, paper towels, and a toilet paper gun.

1. I wash your hands with soap.
2. I rinse your hands with seawater.
3. I dry your hands with a paper towel. (For all three I launched the stuff out of my toilet paper gun, so i didn't touch you.)
4. Now that you're nice and clean, I shoot you with a ball of wet icky toilet paper!
5. You die from the grossness. Mwahahaha!

We Taste Pies...
07-23-2005, 06:40 PM
What happened to my last post here?Oh well*shoots pika and gun again then burn the evidence*I'm not in the mood for the rest of the junk I could do to them.

07-24-2005, 07:29 PM
(note i know tokyo pop(as far as I know) has nothing to do with sailor moon)

Ugly pichu with preamamble inspired name wants to battle!

Ugly Pichu sent out tokyo pop staff team wearing sailor scout costumes!

Go Characters on One Peice!

Tokoyo pop staff use Plastic sailor scout crap of doom attack!

Its Super Effective!

Characters on one peice used "copyright by Shonen Jump!

Tokyo Pop staff got a lawsuit!

Tokyo Pop staff hurt finachally by lawsuit.

Tokyo pop 10/10 $10,000 in debt/ One Peice Characters 4/10

One Peice characters use Wacky attacks!

tokyo pop staff are unable to dodge due to clunky outfits and Damage is doubled!

Its Ultra effective!..............?

Tokyo Pop staff used giant avalanche of hurting!

one Peice characters "rubber boy sheild ability" nullified the attack

Tokyo pop staff hurt finachally by lawsuit!

Tokyo pop 2/10 $30,000 in debt/ One Peice characters 4/10

tokyo Pop staff used cheasy sailor moon attack!

stress on plastic props was to great!

Tokyo pop staffs attack halfed!

damage Done on last attack halfed!

One Peice Characters use Zolo/Zoro!

Zolo/Zoro pwned enimes!

Tokyo Pop Ran out of health!

Tokyo Pop was hurt finachally by Lawsuit!

Tokyo Pop declared chapter 11 bankrupcy!

ugly Pich uwas defeated.

(ugly pichu) wahhh I don't like yo.....(kills him)

collects rigths to tokyo Pop for winning!

Dr Scott
07-31-2005, 05:54 AM
*Looks up* *Coughs* Oh my, this is certainly maddening. Holy long madness Naz man! What's going on! Right then, I wonder if there's any new rules I"m breaking, because I really didn't look ... Never knew madness had rules! Anyways ... Where was I ? Oh yeah! *Smacks random passerby across the head with a dead fish and drags him to a guillotine... I'm going to be original today! ^_^. *Pulls lever thing and watches head come off* Oooo, purdy ... *Throws body to the fishes and head to the ducks*

Adios Amigos,
Scott the god of beheading.

07-31-2005, 12:55 PM
kills Tokyo pop after slapping him over the head with a wet noodle. Shouldve payed more attention to me instead of innocent passerbys.

08-01-2005, 02:22 AM
Hacks all PC systems and uploads virus-application known as ghost.exe.

Ghost causes all PCs to explode, inflicting massive havoc.

Pika57 was caught in the blast.

Lord Celebi
08-01-2005, 02:45 AM
*Creates a Disease that Only affects humans*

*Spreads it into the air, and everyone dies*

Being a Full Cyborg Has its perks...

08-01-2005, 01:18 PM
CBTL(Comes Back to life)

Unleashes Metal eating protoplasm into Rust with a really big titanium hypodermic needle.
watches most of Rust melt away. Then lets the bunnies use him as a home. you would'nt dare hurt little bunnies would you?

08-01-2005, 01:51 PM
Try me...

*goes to his evil scientist laboratory*
It's alive!
* Feeds cute little fuzzy bunnies a potion*
*Bunnies turn into a stampeding group of mutated Middle Aged Samurai Bunnies*
* Kill Pika with their samourai sword swinging madness.

08-01-2005, 04:29 PM

Attacks bunnies with reverse bladed sword I borrowed from that kenshin guy. I kick extra butt because i'm angry Kenshin got booted out of the best anime character tourny by that loser Vegeta

08-01-2005, 05:27 PM
I'm a ghost! :P

Pwns Pika57 randomly

08-01-2005, 05:34 PM
refuses to die becasue of Pokemaster lans uncreativeness. Uses the force to fling his ghostly form into Anubises arms. Anubis PWNS him

We Taste Pies...
08-11-2005, 02:10 AM
Anubis then Pwns pika and I destroy Anubis with my trusty Nuke.

08-19-2005, 02:52 PM
Time to put some life in here...

DU slowly steps behind Pichu, with a replica of Ichigo's Soul Slayer in his hands. But then he steps on a dead branch. Pika turned around to see what caused the branch to break.

But there was nothing.

"Yo, Pichu. Up here..."

And down came DU and washed Pichu away. And the itsi-bitsy rodent was cut from top to bottom...

"Sayonara, Pichu-kun."

We Taste Pies...
08-20-2005, 04:45 AM
And pause the image.Interesting video gme huh. Yeah, says DU
I immediatly styab DU.Thats interesting to.