View Full Version : If you got sent to jail, how did you get there?

10-19-2007, 04:03 PM
Hora catch you catch you catch me catch me matte
kot chi muite suki da to itte

If I got sent to jail, it'd probably be because I pressed a button that blew up the White House...

Sou nice to meet you good to see you ki to
atashi no omoi anata no ha to ni tonde tonde tonde yuke

Neo Emolga
10-19-2007, 04:09 PM
But being a pirate is all right to be! (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)

10-19-2007, 05:16 PM
Probably for letting my horse run wild and kill Cougars or something.


Diesel 34
10-19-2007, 07:30 PM
Umm, eating food in the stores.

10-19-2007, 08:12 PM
Murder D:
Or driving mosquitos into extinction... but then everyone would be happy... >:D

10-19-2007, 08:27 PM
For being too damn sexy!



Nah. I dunno. I can't imagine myself going to prison for anything. =/

10-19-2007, 08:40 PM
Probably for paving a large area in a field that said Stunky. =3

On a more serious note, I can't possibly see myself going to jail for anything.

10-19-2007, 10:35 PM
Playing music so loud that it caused my neighbor's head to explode perhaps?


Tamer Marco
10-19-2007, 10:39 PM
Probably for killing Reggie-fils-aime or whatever his name his. He's like the president of Nintendo.

He kicked my ass and took my name. :[

10-19-2007, 10:42 PM
I would probably be put in jail for selling my sister to a traveling circus WITHOUT parentel permission.

No, teh popos!!! D:

10-19-2007, 10:43 PM
Probably for stealing gum balls from vending machines or attempting suicide. JK.

I really don't know what I'd be put in jail for. Maybe DUI?

The Jr Trainer
10-19-2007, 11:07 PM
I can think of alot of goofy stuff. =D

But seriously, I really don't see myself as-of-now going to jail. Maybe I will turn into a bad person. Only the future can tell! ^_~

If I were to go to jail, it'd probably be from going crazily-mad and killing someone, as I have a somewhat bad temper. >_>


10-19-2007, 11:16 PM
But being a pirate is all right to be! (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)
You'd be sent to jail for showing that to someone and betting that they couldn't watch it until it's over. xD

10-19-2007, 11:18 PM
.....Raping of a female under the age of 18, and being put behind bars due to the fact that it's under federal law. D:

Not like I would and not like I'm saying I'm the raper......however, the average teenager around these parts are subject to being under an insane sexual battery....why they are, I do not know....but do have some clues to.... *Flyingtacklesupermegatronultrahighbeamblastt
ransformersrobotsindisguiserolloutoptimusprimesupe rmode glomps someone*

Phantom Kat
10-20-2007, 12:18 AM
Probably for killing all the trees in the world by doodling too much in school. :O

- Kat

10-20-2007, 12:22 AM
I probably said:

I am going to kill the President of the United States of America.

Either that or I killed somebody.

10-20-2007, 12:28 AM
I probally escaped from a mental home. Or I went too far saving the lemurs...

Blood Red Lucario
10-20-2007, 12:28 AM
Massive homicide. Or maybe just being so evil :twisted:.
Or even better tax fraud that leads to homicide.

10-20-2007, 01:29 AM
Probably for killing all the trees in the world by doodling too much in school. :O

- Kat

-Gasp- You stole mine! Either that or Assassinating George Bush, or attempted murder. Or..robbing Wal-mart or something like that x.x;
This is the font I use all the time.

10-20-2007, 01:33 AM
Probably for attempted murder. XD

10-20-2007, 03:03 AM
I have no idea what I could possibly do to go to jail.
All I can think about are pretty stupid things that someday I might do.
1. Fly to Spain and randomly tap someone on the shoulder and say I'm suing for gold their ancestors stole from Mexico.
2. Go North bound to France and be a nutcase waving a Mexican flag while pointing and "loling" at them on May 5th.:tongue:
3. Go to Italy and just, I dunno, say they copied the Mexican flag.

Yup, that's what I might go to jail for.

10-20-2007, 03:17 AM
I'd run somebody over with an ice cream truck! That's also conviently the way I want to die. xD

10-20-2007, 03:20 AM

Probably for just snapping out of frustration one day and stabbing everyone in my school xD (too much stress being the smartest kid in school =P)

l0l jk

idk, maybe for assassinating my writing competition:

Hit List:

#1: Kat

#2: Megumi

#3: FFK


Wandering Mew
10-20-2007, 04:27 AM
From trying to assasinate Bush. :tongue: My Goddess I hate that guy so much.

10-20-2007, 04:37 AM
From losing access to the computer, snapping, going insane, and killing everyone in sight.

Snow Fairy Sugar
10-20-2007, 04:53 AM
I'll probably get to jail for overspeeding, rash and reckless driving. And for running over the guy who gives me the ticket.

Exon Auxus
10-20-2007, 05:01 AM
I'll probably get to jail for overspeeding, rash and reckless driving. And for running over the guy who gives me the ticket.

Lol, I guess I realize that those things I hit when I back out the driveway aren't the garbage cans but the neighbors' kids...

Shiny Loser
10-20-2007, 03:57 PM
I would go to jail either for underage-drinking, killing someone, or merely being pwnful ^^

10-20-2007, 08:39 PM
Probably from stealing...I do that alot.

10-21-2007, 06:43 AM
I'm too wussy to do anything bad. However, it would most likely be sabotaging the computers in our computer class to end the drills. Jfkd THIS, you misused piece of hardware!

Pokeboy sarab
10-21-2007, 03:38 PM
Really don't see myself going to jail really.

10-21-2007, 03:54 PM
Loitering, of course.

*loiters* :cool:

10-21-2007, 04:00 PM
But being a pirate is all right to be! (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)

I would force people to watch that as many times as I have until they go mentally insane.

That or murder, Someone could push me too far and I would kill him/her.

10-21-2007, 09:16 PM
Erm... I can't really imagine myself going to jail at all... but if I did, it'd have to be for murder, for that's the coolest crime. :cool:

10-21-2007, 09:18 PM
*Gasp* Neo watches lazytown?

10-22-2007, 01:42 AM
Hacking the Pentagon :happy:. So when I go to jail people can call me a nerdavict. (Nerd+ Convict)

FireBrawl Latios
10-22-2007, 07:12 AM
Sexually assaulting the girl that made my life miserable.

10-22-2007, 07:51 AM
for something i didn't do :rolleyes:

killing my social studies teacher. I hate him so much!!
he yells when i draw in my book...

10-22-2007, 12:19 PM
I would go to jail for being a cereal killer.
yes, im looking at Tony the Tiger and The Coco Monkey.

10-22-2007, 07:15 PM
*Gasp* Neo watches lazytown?

Happy birthday, you wish you had more money...

He does o_O

That's really wired :tongue:

Happy birthday, your life's so sad it's funny...

10-22-2007, 07:25 PM
Probably for something I didn't do XD

Most likely for poking someone while they simultaneously died for unknown reasons :silly: That or doing something else that's stupid... Getting one of my threads locked XD Idk.... I think someone should move this to the games section :P