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Stardy
10-24-2007, 12:51 PM
I have one

: A man is in hospital, top off his head clean off.
He was fat, so they lipo'd him and made a new head out of the fat.
When he comes round, Docs ask "how did you lose the top of your head?"
He replies "all I remember is how close I can get my head near a train..."


Source: He was my Grandads workmate.

Do you have any?

gyap01
10-24-2007, 12:54 PM
is that real or a fairy tale or a story or a lie :eh::confused:

Stardy
10-24-2007, 12:56 PM
is that real or a fairy tale or a story or a lie :eh::confused:
R-E-A-L

Spell it please

gyap01
10-24-2007, 12:57 PM
its not R-E-A-L isnt it?

Stardy
10-24-2007, 01:02 PM
no, its real, why dont ya belive me?
Its unlikely to happen?

gyap01
10-24-2007, 01:06 PM
how can i put picture to my signature, ok ill believe it sheesh

Stardy
10-24-2007, 01:14 PM
how can i put picture to my signature, ok ill believe it sheesh
First it has to be on the net
then right click the pic you want, go to options, and copy the URL.
Then, go to my controls, go to sig, and get the img tags up ( what are URL HERE )
you now have a pic in your sig

earth_type_rule
10-24-2007, 01:15 PM
You know, deaths aren't actually "Funny". Don't think you'll laugh if someone basicly dies, especially if this guy/girl is known by you.

Shame on you dude. Shame.

Stardy
10-24-2007, 01:30 PM
You know, deaths aren't actually "Funny". Don't think you'll laugh if someone basicly dies, especially if this guy/girl is known by you.

Shame on you dude. Shame.
I know deaths not funny, but there are funny deaths, but ı can get rid of the death part easy

Bulletangel
10-24-2007, 01:32 PM
I know deaths not funny, but there are funny deaths, but ı can get rid of the death part easy
Running flat stick into a glass window whilst drunk.

Breaking throught the glass and having to be hospitalised for a night.

Lol.

Another one. Man lights a cigarette in the toilet of a petrol station.

Puts the match in the bowl whilst hes still on it. BOOM.
His ass was red raw =P

Stardy
10-24-2007, 01:37 PM
Running flat stick into a glass window whilst drunk.

Breaking throught the glass and having to be hospitalised for a night.

Lol.

Another one. Man lights a cigarette in the toilet of a petrol station.

Puts the match in the bowl whilst hes still on it. BOOM.
His ass was red raw =P
I heard of that petrol thing, he was sued, wasn't he?

Bulletangel
10-24-2007, 01:38 PM
I heard of that petrol thing, he was sued, wasn't he?
Nope. The fellow didnt do anything. Petrol station paid for the hospital fees. That was it =P

Hazmat
10-24-2007, 02:18 PM
Running flat stick into a glass window whilst drunk.

Breaking throught the glass and having to be hospitalised for a night.



HAHAHA!
My mom did that!
Except, she wasn't drunk, and didn't go through the window.
She fell on her back and pretty much froze there, with a HUGE gash on her nose.
I've always wondered how she got a cut from a smooth surface.
*ponders*

PalkiaAndBlisseyrock
10-25-2007, 01:49 AM
Another one. Man lights a cigarette in the toilet of a petrol station.

Puts the match in the bowl whilst hes still on it. BOOM.
His ass was red raw =P

Wasn't that on Mythbusters? I... remember it...

Dragon_Master
10-25-2007, 04:16 AM
Wasn't that on Mythbusters? I... remember it...

It was, it was.
They blew up the dummy.
And no I'm not talking about Adam!
LOL

Cow_Guy
10-27-2007, 03:10 PM
You know, deaths aren't actually "Funny". Don't think you'll laugh if someone basicly dies, especially if this guy/girl is known by you.

Shame on you dude. Shame.

Shame on YOU for not knowing the way he's using the word, "funny." Did you ever hear of the word "weird?"

I saw somebody's foot smashed by a train. He almost died. A FOOT ONLY? That is weird, in fact...

_AshenEagle_
10-28-2007, 04:49 PM
Well,my dad is a roofer and he usually does at least 60-70 degree roofs, on this occasion he was doing a flat roof, he fell off of this roof...funny to me and my dad...but mostly ironic