SunshineWingull
10-26-2007, 07:40 PM
My mom closed the tab on the first one...
This is a comedy. It takes the character descriptions VERY seriously, so keep the manual handy.
CHAPTER ONE
Link woke up to a peculiar sound. Where was Tetra? Oh, yes. The Ghost Ship had taken her. There was a shimmering, butterfly-like light up above him.
"Hi," the light said. "My name's, uh..."
Link looked up and smiled.
"Hi, Uh! My name is Link. You're a weird-lookin' butterfly!"
"I'M NOPE BUTTERFLY!" The light was angry. "I'm... Not a butterfly, but a-"
"Moth?"
"Yeah! A moth!"
Link sat down a while and stared at the sea.
"...You look tabled. P-please, tell me, Loop, what's ringing?"
Link looked up at Uh with a weird glance.
"I'm Link! And I guess I'm a little bit...table-like..."
So, Link and his new moth, Uh, went on a dangerous quest to see what was "ringing".
"HERE, LINK!" The "moth" flew over to a small cottage. Link ran over to Uh and the cottage.
"This is Grandpa's house," said Uh pleasantly. "Please, deer go inside!"
"Then it must be pretty dangerous," mumbled Link.
Uh and Link went into the hardly-furnished house cautiously. They spied a stout old man inside.
"I am Oshus," he said. "And who might you be, friend of Ciela?"
"MY NAME'S UH, NOT CIELA!" the moth flamed.
Oshus rolled his small eyes. "Whatever you say, Uh."
"Er, anyway, I'm Link," the boy said. "Uh and I want to know something..."
"And what might that be?" asked the wise old man.
"W-we want to know what and ringing," said Uh.
"Hm. I have no idea..."
"I THINK I KNOW!" screamed Uh. "The Taco Bell!"
"Uh, are you seriously related to this guy?" Link asked.
"..." Uh gave no reply.
So, Link and Uh went in search of this mysterious Taco Bell.
"I now a dane named Linebarf," said Uh. "He has a s***. Maybe we could ride his s*** twelve the Taco Bell!"
"That's not a very nice word to say, Uh," said Link. "But, I guess we could look for Linebarf."
First, they looked in Mercay Island's milk bar.
"I think he went to the Temple of the Ocean King," the bar tender told the twosome. "To kill some treasure. He's a treasure hunter, after all."
After a while, they found out that the bridge had fallen due to an earthquake, and the cave to the other side of the island was flooded with monsters. Link could get seriously "hut"!
What will happen next? Tune into the next episode of...
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: PHANTOM HOURGLASS
This is a comedy. It takes the character descriptions VERY seriously, so keep the manual handy.
CHAPTER ONE
Link woke up to a peculiar sound. Where was Tetra? Oh, yes. The Ghost Ship had taken her. There was a shimmering, butterfly-like light up above him.
"Hi," the light said. "My name's, uh..."
Link looked up and smiled.
"Hi, Uh! My name is Link. You're a weird-lookin' butterfly!"
"I'M NOPE BUTTERFLY!" The light was angry. "I'm... Not a butterfly, but a-"
"Moth?"
"Yeah! A moth!"
Link sat down a while and stared at the sea.
"...You look tabled. P-please, tell me, Loop, what's ringing?"
Link looked up at Uh with a weird glance.
"I'm Link! And I guess I'm a little bit...table-like..."
So, Link and his new moth, Uh, went on a dangerous quest to see what was "ringing".
"HERE, LINK!" The "moth" flew over to a small cottage. Link ran over to Uh and the cottage.
"This is Grandpa's house," said Uh pleasantly. "Please, deer go inside!"
"Then it must be pretty dangerous," mumbled Link.
Uh and Link went into the hardly-furnished house cautiously. They spied a stout old man inside.
"I am Oshus," he said. "And who might you be, friend of Ciela?"
"MY NAME'S UH, NOT CIELA!" the moth flamed.
Oshus rolled his small eyes. "Whatever you say, Uh."
"Er, anyway, I'm Link," the boy said. "Uh and I want to know something..."
"And what might that be?" asked the wise old man.
"W-we want to know what and ringing," said Uh.
"Hm. I have no idea..."
"I THINK I KNOW!" screamed Uh. "The Taco Bell!"
"Uh, are you seriously related to this guy?" Link asked.
"..." Uh gave no reply.
So, Link and Uh went in search of this mysterious Taco Bell.
"I now a dane named Linebarf," said Uh. "He has a s***. Maybe we could ride his s*** twelve the Taco Bell!"
"That's not a very nice word to say, Uh," said Link. "But, I guess we could look for Linebarf."
First, they looked in Mercay Island's milk bar.
"I think he went to the Temple of the Ocean King," the bar tender told the twosome. "To kill some treasure. He's a treasure hunter, after all."
After a while, they found out that the bridge had fallen due to an earthquake, and the cave to the other side of the island was flooded with monsters. Link could get seriously "hut"!
What will happen next? Tune into the next episode of...
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: PHANTOM HOURGLASS