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Chiakakiri
10-29-2007, 12:37 AM
(If there's one of this kind of thread already, I'm sorry & Mods feel free to Lock/Delete it. If not..then go crazy! =P)

You know your obsessed with Naruto when...


You wonder if Jesus focused chakra to the bottom of his feet to walk on water.

When you yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)

When you try to kick your friend & scream "KONOHA SENPUU!!"

If you've drawn village symbols all over the desk in your room.

Well..that's all I can think of. Here's something funny for you guys: I'm guilty of all ^^.



Ahh crud..Just realized I might have made this thread in the wrong place >_< No choice but to wait for angry Moderators...

Rofl! Good you guys! Keep comin'! ^^

Neon_Espeon
10-30-2007, 10:23 AM
Here are some thoughts:

When you more than often quote your favorite characters lines.

When you dress up as your favorite character way too much.

When you have collected the Manga in every language it was released in.

When you start saying one of the male characters is your husband.


That's all i can think of so far. :tongue:

Chiakakiri
10-30-2007, 04:13 PM
Here are some thoughts:

When you more than often quote your favorite characters lines.

When you dress up as your favorite character way too much.

When you have collected the Manga in every language it was released in.

When you start saying one of the male characters is your husband.


That's all i can think of so far. :tongue:

Lol! I'm guilty of the last one. Good ones! ^^

earth_type_rule
10-30-2007, 04:28 PM
When you watch the entire serie (including shipuuden) within 2 weeks
When you make a youtube movie with your own jutsu
When you pull out a knife in your kitchen, and yell "I am Orochimaru, fear my snakeness!"

Xerion
10-31-2007, 01:49 AM
When you watch that crappy show at all. Hows that?

-Xerion

Kaioo
10-31-2007, 02:31 AM
when you breath. *shudders*

~Kaioo, Prince of Avatar~

EDIT:
Oh, yeah and check my avvie and SIGGIE!

Chiakakiri
10-31-2007, 12:09 PM
When you watch that crappy show at all. Hows that?

-Xerion

-.-; If you hate the show to begin with, why even post?

Frozen_Mystic
10-31-2007, 01:16 PM
Easy:

When you claim you have the power to controll demons
When you can call the Akatsuki out
Eat 10 bowls of ramen
Can memorize every episode
Can shout out a random quote
Can beat every video game in less than an hour
When you draw the characters all the time
When you have an Itachi plush and claim he really is able to kill you after you cover yourself in red food dye
When you draw various seals on yourself
When you can outline the ENTIRE series, not too broad, not too blunt either.

Me, I'm guilty of every one of those :oops:

Knightblazer
10-31-2007, 01:45 PM
Ah, I always love doing these kinds. =P

You know your're obsessed with Naruto when...

22) You wear red contact lenses painted with the Mangekyou Sharingan pattern on it just to look like Itachi.
23) You watch both the Japanese AND English version of the anime...
24) And always say that the english version is crap.
25) You know that Mr. Freeman (Itachi's voice actor) voices Sepiroth from Advent Children as well as the almightly, sadastic Alucard from Hellsing. And Will Turner from Kindgom Hearts II.
26) You always say 'Idatakimasu' before eating anything.
27) You hide the lower portion of your face under a mask...
28) Coupled with several others on top.
29) You mutter 'How troublesome...' when ever faced with an annoying situation.
30) You use the jutsus for your fan fic works.
31) You make your twelve-year-old brother start wearing bright orange jumpsuits, dye his hair to a bright blond and draw wisker marks on his cheeks.
32) ...and you teach him to make him yell 'Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!'

Knightblazer

Frozen_Mystic
10-31-2007, 01:50 PM
Ah, I always love doing these kinds. =P

You know your're obsessed with Naruto when...

22) You wear red contact lenses painted with the Mangekyou Sharingan pattern on it just to look like Itachi.
23) You watch both the Japanese AND English version of the anime...
24) And always say that the english version is crap.
25) You know that Mr. Freeman (Itachi's voice actor) voices Sepiroth from Advent Children as well as the almightly, sadastic Alucard from Hellsing. And Will Turner from Kindgom Hearts II.
26) You always say 'Idatakimasu' before eating anything.
27) You hide the lower portion of your face under a mask...
28) Coupled with several others on top.
29) You mutter 'How troublesome...' when ever faced with an annoying situation.
30) You use the jutsus for your fan fic works.
31) You make your twelve-year-old brother start wearing bright orange jumpsuits, dye his hair to a bright blond and draw wisker marks on his cheeks.
32) ...and you teach him to make him yell 'Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!'

Knightblazer


I have one to add to your Itachi voice actor thing:

When you know Crispin Freeman adapted the english scripts for Pokemon

Other than that... I'm guilty of #23, 24, 25, 26, 30, and I seriously want Mangekyou Sharingan contancts..:dazed:

SBaby
11-04-2007, 10:35 PM
Ah, I always love doing these kinds. =P

You know your're obsessed with Naruto when...
26) You always say 'Idatakimasu' before eating anything.
Knightblazer

LOL You could use that just for Anime in general.


You might be obsessed with Naruto if:

34) You spend more time correcting people on the pronounciation of character names than you do actually watching the episodes.

35) You've noticed no less than 50 similarities between Naruto and Dragonball Z (because we all know that fans of an Anime will compare it to DBZ).

36) You've come to the conclusion that an orange outfit is the best camouflage in the world...

37) ...despite being the only ninja wearing one.

38) You hate Funimation because they changed Naruto's catch phrase.

39) You've ever created a thread like this one.

40) You've ever responded to a thread like this one.

41) You're still reading this list.

JentleViolence
11-04-2007, 10:42 PM
Lol. These are from Naruto Central and they are sooo funny.

-You know you're obsessed when a boy asks you out and you say that you're saving yourself for Itachi.

TheEvilDookie
11-04-2007, 10:46 PM
when you wear a headband thing to school.

A girl did that in my class and everyone looked at her like "WTF are you doing?..."

AnalysisExpert
11-11-2007, 11:25 PM
- When your Yahoo E-Mail address has "Uchiha" in it (Guilty >.>)

And.......That's it DDx

Ham and Cheese
11-11-2007, 11:30 PM
When you support just about every pairing in the series.
When you own the headband, wristband, and every video game.

I'm guilty of both, except I loathe yaoi and yuri.

Frozen_Mystic
11-11-2007, 11:31 PM
Lol. These are from Naruto Central and they are sooo funny.

-You know you're obsessed when a boy asks you out and you say that you're saving yourself for Itachi.

... what are you looking at! I'm innocent! :paranoid:

ok... I'll admit it... I did that X_X -shot-

Neon_Espeon
11-23-2007, 07:52 PM
After so long... I finally got some new ones! :D

When you have tons of cardboard cut-outs in your room.

When you TALK to your cardboard cut-outs.

When you KISS your cardboard cut-outs good night before you go to sleep.

When you have more than 15 cardboard cut-outs of your favorite character(s).

When you have posters all your walls.

When you have one placed above your bed, so it will be the last and first things you see

When you go to bed and wake up.

When you start telling people you are best friends with your favorite character(s).

When you and your friends form your own team of Ninjas.

rufus6june
11-27-2007, 10:43 PM
-When you suddenly meomorize every Jutsu
-When you can do hand signs really fast
-When you attempt a jutsu and say: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Im out of Chakra!

The_Seventieth_Evil
12-15-2007, 05:32 AM
You only let your facial hair grow on your cheek bones so you can have Naruto's whiskers.
You say your girlfriend is uglier than Haku... only to continue watching the show...

Kendo
01-01-2008, 05:20 PM
When you make up fancomics about them(used to be guilty)

When you frequently draw chibis of the Naruto characters(guilty)

When you make up stories with them doing dumb stuff(guilty, and so is my brother)

That's it.

ZiVixx
01-06-2008, 05:29 PM
When you aim to look and act like Itachi
When people say that you act like and look like Itachi.
When your brother and you have Taijustu battles.
When you debate over Haku, if he's a chick or dude...
When you laugh at Gaara's emoniss...
When you make gay jokes about Orochimaru and Sasuke...

Yeah, I'm very obsessive over Naruto...

BloodofDragon
01-06-2008, 10:19 PM
when...

You talk about Naruto as much as I talk about Death Note!

Psychic Oats
01-06-2008, 10:29 PM
When you tell someone to watch Naruto, they start to get into it, and then you tell them everything that happens and ruin it for them.

...Ooops, sorry Andy.

terry
01-07-2008, 12:34 AM
When you learn how to speak japanese by watching the Naruto Shipuuden episodes in japanese. Seriously, my friend figured out how.

when you draw the symbol of the hidden leaf village on your palm and try to do a rasengan

when you memorize all the hand signs of the chidori and can name each of them.

if you think Naruto will marry Hinata:crackup:

Kei Ochima
01-07-2008, 05:56 PM
When you name your kitten Sakura.

When you draw pictures of them almost every night.

When you go out of your way to get a Naruto game on the first day it comes out.

When you buy the knives from the show and use them on your little braty brother(just kidding).:smile:

Those might be some ways you might be obsessed with Naruto.

pikachufan25
01-25-2008, 11:33 PM
-You end every sentence in believe it.

Frozen_Mystic
01-25-2008, 11:39 PM
-When you buy Sharingan contacts and claim that you will kill your neighborhood.
-If you actually succeed, and flee the scene o_O

Alex the Charmander
01-30-2008, 01:27 AM
When you can say the names of all the Akatsuki and their ring symbols and their original villages within 30 seconds, even the ones who died.

teehee?

~Alex

Linoone
01-30-2008, 01:34 AM
-When you act like someone that is obsessed with Naruto.
-When you act like the kyuubi and try to kill people by saying that you have tails and you can roar.

lol

Frozen_Mystic
01-30-2008, 01:41 AM
When you can say the names of all the Akatsuki and their ring symbols and their original villages within 30 seconds, even the ones who died.

teehee?

~Alex

Oh I can do that no problem.

-Rip the eyes out of your little brother's head, claiming you will be immortal now

o_O

Linoone
01-30-2008, 01:48 AM
-When you're in a fight and you try to use jutsus.
-When it's Halloween and you dress up as a Naruto character (I did that xD)
-If you blow up some persons arm with your eyeball.

Easy to think of.

Nick_Man1234
01-30-2008, 02:48 AM
-when you where the headband to school.
-when you chage at your brother with a flashlight inside a ball that makes it like chidori and say "I swear I'll kill you !".
-when you beat up a kid so bad they went to the hospital for saying Nay-Ru-Toe.
-when you steal books from your grandpa.

i did all of those

SBaby
02-05-2008, 08:05 AM
-You assume that anyone wearing an orange outfit must be a ninja
-You think all hearing impaired people are really Jounins in disguise
-The loss of your Naruto video games would be considered a serious financial blow
-You think every good looking female is a male ninja in disguise
-You forsake shurikens for throwing daggers. After all, everyone KNOWS Ninjas never use shurikens.
-You'd much rather fight an opponent face to face than from a stealthy position.
-You actually know the names of every Jutsu in the series.

Shuricel
02-21-2008, 12:18 AM
-When you try to convince people that Naruto is real and just an alternate dimension.

This was based off a true story.

spartan117
02-21-2008, 12:21 AM
- when you actually read the manga.

megamanxpoke
02-21-2008, 12:42 AM
When a bully attacks, you automatically start forming hand signs.