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Charbok
11-07-2007, 12:44 AM
I'm going with Santa.
How would you feel if you had the same job for thousands of years?

Flammenwerfer
11-07-2007, 12:47 AM
I'm going with Santa.
How would you feel if you had the same job for thousands of years?

The bunny. But he didn't commit suicide. I shot the retard. Stupid rabbit breaking into our houses trying to stink them up.......And he also stole my Trix!

Quaint
11-07-2007, 12:49 AM
Leprichauns.
I would hate to be Irish.
O wait, i am!!

*cuts throat*

EmBreon
11-07-2007, 01:01 AM
I'll have to go with Santa considering he's under the most stress. Though, I would have went with Cupid if he was an option; he'd already have a weapon and everything....

Fire Away
11-07-2007, 01:04 AM
Santa. If only because of the terrible things I've heard about Mrs. Clause. :(

Bryce
11-07-2007, 02:09 AM
Pumpkin head >.<

how would you feel if your head was rotting away & crows were constantly pecking at it??? yeah, that's what i thought: not so good... xD

Stubby Boardman
11-07-2007, 02:12 AM
baby new year

yeah always a baby

Linoone
11-07-2007, 02:20 AM
Santa Claus, I mean, how evil can a person get!?! Why must he put people on the naughty list?

Phantom Kat
11-07-2007, 02:26 AM
Finally, a poll that makes you go "WTF?" in a good way. =D

I would go with Santa. I would kill myself if I had a bunch of snotty, spoiled brats filling up my mailbox with the most outrageous or pointless gift requests. >>

"I'll give them a pony they will never forget."

- Kat

Jack of Clovers
11-07-2007, 02:52 AM
Santa. Purely for the amount of pressure of going around the world handing out presents and dealing with greedy kids.

~Jack~

_AshenEagle_
11-07-2007, 07:32 AM
Santa,he could always have a suicide like vacation, freeze himself in the water.Then like 2000 years later or so be unfrozen or something and then go back to work :oops:

Stardy
11-07-2007, 04:26 PM
Santa, he is overworked, but there are such a thing as timezones, so...

earth_type_rule
11-07-2007, 05:32 PM
I would of voted for leprechaun or Jack-O-lantern just to piss of some Gmod who also voted around here, but I just didn't :P

Baby New Year is what I voted. Poor kid has a birthday EVERY year for like, EVER, and he still carries the same daiper (splld?). Must suck badly

Charmander96
11-07-2007, 05:39 PM
The leprichaun i mean going around acting all "Why hello there i come from donagaul!" must be tiring

PalkiaAndBlisseyrock
11-08-2007, 06:09 AM
I'll go with everyone and say Santa. But Turkey is doomed to be eaten. :O
I think he'd just run away though

Shiny Loser
11-08-2007, 10:08 AM
Very WTF. I'd say Santa... he has to live with the guilt of putting anyone on the naughty list, because he's so nice. xD And to deal with greedy kids who ask for iPhones...

Cupid would be my second choice. Seeing couples he made break up after a week must be depressing.

Llama Commando
11-08-2007, 08:44 PM
I guess the pumpkin. I mean, he just sits there all day/night, not moving or even changing his facial expression. And all the while stupid kids dressed as Power Rangers trip over him and throw crappy Mexican candy inside him, which simultaneously combusts, leaving a smoldering pile of pumpkin innerds. Yeah, being ol' Jack wouldn't be too fun.

Seawolf
11-08-2007, 08:57 PM
This is Thread of the Year material here! The topic name itself is just priceless.

Nitro
11-08-2007, 11:59 PM
I say Santa. Handing out free toys to kids is good for the kids, but the amount of money you have to pay for the kids!?!?!? Plus he's overweight, and his reindeer might make a mutiny plan.

FiragaShark
11-09-2007, 12:15 AM
Tom Turkey. IF he kills himself no one would care cuz most people dont even know who the hek he is.

vedros
11-09-2007, 02:43 AM
Santa, you can hide behind your facade of ho-ho-hoing and... um... jollying, but inside, he's dead.

Man, I would just love to be a turkey. All day I'm just all "gobble gobble"! But then I get shot. But I'd be a Hindu turkey, and come back as a tiger.
Awesome....

Team Pokemon
11-09-2007, 06:26 PM
Santa and easter bunny. Who is leprechaun?

Lonsie
11-09-2007, 06:37 PM
Finally, a poll that makes you go "WTF?" in a good way. =D

I would go with Santa. I would kill myself if I had a bunch of snotty, spoiled brats filling up my mailbox with the most outrageous or pointless gift requests. >>

"I'll give them a pony they will never forget."

- Kat

That post wins. ^^

(I voted for Santa, too.)

Shadow Eevee
11-09-2007, 08:39 PM
Baby New Year.
New Year= Drunk Driving
Drunk Driving = Deaths
Death= Hide the baby!

Professor Geoffrey
11-09-2007, 08:41 PM
I've NEVER heard of Tom Turkey. So, I voted him. XD

Cybergear88
11-09-2007, 08:42 PM
silly wabbit, trix are for kids! who the heck even came up with the stupid rabbit that lays plastic eggs with candy in them..wow. that just annoyed the heck out of me when I was little..

Pooka
11-10-2007, 06:46 PM
Tom Turkey's doomed from the start and's probably already fallen deep into depression, I'd say him.

magentaman
11-10-2007, 09:01 PM
jack-o-lantern

i'd kill myself if my mouth was lit on fire constantly

Darth Murkrow
11-10-2007, 11:07 PM
Very intriguing question.

I'd have to say Jack-o-Lantern. The poor guy is just sitting in the pumpkin patch until he's picked, sliced open with his innards scooped out, and lit on fire, doomed to rot on someone's front porch, or to fall prey to pumpkin vandals.

I would be depressed if I were a pumpkin.

Mitsuzo-kun
11-12-2007, 04:18 PM
Very intriguing question.

I'd have to say Jack-o-Lantern. The poor guy is just sitting in the pumpkin patch until he's picked, sliced open with his innards scooped out, and lit on fire, doomed to rot on someone's front porch, or to fall prey to pumpkin vandals.

I would be depressed if I were a pumpkin.

XDDDD

Nice answer, Darth!

I say Leprechauns. I always assumed they were on drugs, and dancing around with that silly accent doesn't help. Then worshipping that clover just pushes them over the edge. =/