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Cybergear88
11-12-2007, 11:33 PM
What do you think is the funniest thing you have ever heard somebody important say? I think it is: "Ich bin ein Berliner"-JFK. If anybody here understands German(or Deutsch(not dutch, thats different)) they should know that "Ich bin ein Berliner" doesn't mean you are aus (from) Berlin at all!! It means (in english) "I am a jelly donut" he meant to say that he was of Deutsch origin. what is the funniest quote you have ever heard?

Stardy
11-13-2007, 05:09 PM
Not heard, but saw it before.
Man is on his deathbed, and his final words where 'Either the curtains go, or I will'.

Plus, I forget which Soccer maneger said it, but he said.
'I would not say im the best manager in the world, but im at least in the top 1.'

Emily
11-13-2007, 07:11 PM
'A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.'

Finchy
11-13-2007, 07:47 PM
"Opinions are like buttholes; everyone's got one, and they all stink."

Ranma
11-13-2007, 07:59 PM
"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't"

Cybergear88
11-13-2007, 08:54 PM
"Opinions are like buttholes; everyone's got one, and they all stink."

lol, i haven't ever heard that one before:crackup:

Shen
11-13-2007, 08:58 PM
lol, i haven't ever heard that one before:crackup:

Really? My dad says that all the time.

Anyway, here's my favorite from Bush: "Oops." xD

Cybernetic Ghost
11-15-2007, 08:44 AM
"The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Ted Stevens

Emily
11-15-2007, 09:38 AM
Ooh, I have another!

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

- George W. Bush

Gold Groudon
11-15-2007, 09:38 AM
Either something someone has on this site:

People are like slinkeis, Useless. But you just love it when they fall down the stairs.

Or:

When the going gets tough, buy a shotgun.

The one last one i remember is:

When pigs fly, Stop smoking.

The last one was by me. It can also be: When toasters talk, stop snorting.

PalkiaAndBlisseyrock
11-16-2007, 12:03 AM
Ooh, I have another!



- George W. Bush

lol, I always think that one is funny. Is our children learning?

Shadow From The Deep
11-16-2007, 12:14 AM
My friend told me that George Bush said this but I don't know if he did.

America, I have one word for you... be prepared.

Ranma
11-16-2007, 12:52 AM
"A zebra can't change it's spots"

Stardy
11-16-2007, 12:08 PM
Either something someone has on this site:

People are like slinkeis, Useless. But you just love it when they fall down the stairs.
That would be Lama Commander you are talking about. (or whatever his name is)

celebihunter
11-16-2007, 01:27 PM
I have plenty of these :D

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.----Demetri Martin


Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?-----Frank Moore Colby

Professor Geoffrey
11-16-2007, 09:15 PM
"Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey

Treecko_Master
11-16-2007, 09:42 PM
"Arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics-in the end, you're still retarded."

Pooka
11-16-2007, 10:06 PM
Winston Churchill: "Madam, you are extremely ugly."
Woman: "Sir, you are extremely drunk."
Winston Churchill: "Yes, but I shall be sober in the morning."

Pokeboy sarab
11-17-2007, 07:38 AM
Winston Churchill: "Madam, you are extremely ugly."
Woman: "Sir, you are extremely drunk."
Winston Churchill: "Yes, but I shall be sober in the morning."
Lol xD!!

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

Read this somewhere....really cracked me up.

Freddy Fro
11-17-2007, 02:51 PM
Lol xD!!

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

Read this somewhere....really cracked me up.

LOL, I almost fell out of my seat on that one XD

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"the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades"

Fro~

Snow Fairy Sugar
11-17-2007, 05:57 PM
"See, I did tell you I was ill."

On a famous comedian's gravestone.

.AzureLight
11-17-2007, 08:35 PM
Ich bin Berliner. LOL I CORRECTED KENNEDY!!!11shift+111eleven1!!!111two! ^_^

"Newfag is new" -/b/

Thanks for breaking rules 1 & 2... :rolleyes:

"The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Ted Stevens

Yeah, that is by far the best.

chadi
11-19-2007, 02:28 AM
CEO of Apple said this one: (I'm not quite sure if it's the exact words though)

"In a world where there are no walls and fences, there is no need for windows and gates."

Fayt
11-19-2007, 05:25 AM
I always liked this one
"The fox has many tricks, the hedgehog has but one, but that is the best of all"

Dragon_Master
11-19-2007, 12:06 PM
What do you think is the funniest thing you have ever heard somebody important say? I think it is: "Ich bin ein Berliner"-JFK. If anybody here understands German(or Deutsch(not dutch, thats different)) they should know that "Ich bin ein Berliner" doesn't mean you are aus (from) Berlin at all!! It means (in english) "I am a jelly donut" he meant to say that he was of Deutsch origin. what is the funniest quote you have ever heard?

Ich bin ein Geleekrapfen

Study that for a while.
It means "I am a Jelly Donut."

Ich bin ein Berliner =
I am a citizen of Berlin


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Black Label
11-20-2007, 05:51 PM
I read in 1001 dumbest things ever said:

"Sir the Democrats are being ********"

Bush:well they are the donkies..

I dont tihnk i read that there but i read it somewhere

Zapdogre
11-21-2007, 02:51 PM
When I read about the effects of alcohol, i gave up reading

Lol, dunno who said that:rolleyes:

Darkrai ruler
11-22-2007, 09:34 PM
i Are not Stoopid!!!