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LaprasRider
05-13-2005, 12:09 AM
Here, I will post several riddles I know of. Feel free to post yours or try to answer mine! All questions have been answered.

1) You're a bus driver and you stopped at 6 different bus stops. You dropped off 2 people at one stuff. 4 people at 2, 6 people at 2, and the last 3 at the last stop. What was the bus driver's name?
*Insert your name here*

2) Imagine you're driving a locked car (that you can't unlock) without brakes and you're heading 200 mph toward cliff. What do you do to escape?
Stop imagining.

3) A plane leaves Florida and it's 500 ft in the air and flies to Venezuela. It drops a metal crate and a steel bar halfway there at the same time. Which one makes the bigger crater?
Neither, they landed in water.

4) How does a golfer count to 4?
Pun -> Golfers say fore.

5) If a farmer's rooster lays an egg in the farmer's neighbor's yard, who rightfully owns the egg?
Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.

Channel Delibird
05-13-2005, 06:17 AM
Here, I will post several riddles I know of. Feel free to post yours or try to answer mine!

1) You're a bus driver and you stopped at 6 different bus stops. You dropped off 2 people at one stuff. 4 people at 2, 6 people at 2, and the last 3 at the last stop. What was the bus driver's name?
Vex

2) Imagine you're driving a locked car (that you can't unlock) without brakes and you're heading 200 mph toward cliff. What do you do to escape?
Turn around =P

3) A plane leaves Florida and it's 500 ft in the air and flies to Venezuela. It drops a metal crate and a steel bar halfway there at the same time. Which one makes the bigger crater?
Depends on many things =P Like the material of the crate, and the worrying similarility between 'crate' and 'crater', and whether that could be reworded...

4) How does a golfer count to 4?
He takes one shot from the tee and forgets 1, 2 and 3

5) If a farmer's rooster lays an egg in the farmer's neighbor's yard, who rightfully owns the egg?
OK, you got me there. O.o

Meh. *filler*

LaprasRider
05-13-2005, 12:07 PM
You only got the first one right.

Thanatos
05-13-2005, 12:23 PM
4) How does a golfer count to 4?

He skips 1,2,3 (pun = golfers say fore!)

5) If a farmer's rooster lays an egg in the farmer's neighbor's yard, who rightfully owns the egg?

A rooster can't lay an egg, check any biology textbook



Muhahaha!

Channel Delibird
05-13-2005, 12:33 PM
4) How does a golfer count to 4?

He skips 1,2,3 (pun = golfers say fore!)
That's what I said, just worded differently. O.o

5) If a farmer's rooster lays an egg in the farmer's neighbor's yard, who rightfully owns the egg?

A rooster can't lay an egg, check any biology textbook
D'oh!

Muhahaha!

Muahahahahahaha! *cough*

Thanatos
05-13-2005, 12:34 PM
Muahahahahahaha! *cough*

My wording was better.

But I'm surprised you missed the rooster one.

Channel Delibird
05-13-2005, 12:38 PM
My wording was better.

But I'm surprised you missed the rooster one.

Meh, I just learned it with the silly rhyming thing for some reason. O.o

And yeah, so am I. >_< It'll haunt me forever.

LaprasRider
05-13-2005, 12:41 PM
Okay, we just need 2 and 3 answered now. Sorry, Vex, you were right.

Channel Delibird
05-13-2005, 12:50 PM
Ooh! Ooh!

3) No craters, they land in water

Thanatos
05-13-2005, 12:57 PM
2) Imagine you're driving a locked car (that you can't unlock) without brakes and you're heading 200 mph toward cliff. What do you do to escape?

Quit thinking. I mean, it's all in my imagination.

Pwnd.

LaprasRider
05-13-2005, 12:58 PM
Yeah, Vex got 3 right and DC got 2 right.

Channel Delibird
05-13-2005, 12:58 PM
Quit thinking. I mean, it's all in my imagination.

Pwnd.

X_X OMG, now that you point it out I'm kicking myself.

Thanatos
05-13-2005, 01:03 PM
X_X OMG, now that you point it out I'm kicking myself.

Poor Vexy...

Now I have to wait for more questions to pwn.

Channel Delibird
05-13-2005, 01:09 PM
Poor Vexy...

Now I have to wait for more questions to pwn.

Don't get too cocky, I'm still ahead 3 to 2.

Thanatos
05-13-2005, 01:10 PM
Don't get too cocky, I'm still ahead 3 to 2.

This didn't make me cocky, I was born that way.

I'm trying to think of the old riddle I used to know. I'll get back to you all...

~*Alex*~
06-27-2005, 10:54 PM
I know a stupid one.

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make any noise?