Pokemon insult competition

[Angelface the second]

Heres how it works. A person names a pokemon, the next person makes fun of that pokemon and posts a new one. I'll start off with an example:

BULBISAUR:

Look in the sky! Is it a plant! Is it a dinosaur! No, its just a piece of crap, known as blulbisaur!!!

its up to you now.

DITTO:

[Jack of Clovers]

and that's the end of this thread. thanks for your time angleface the 2nd.
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~Jack~