Apocrypha
06-13-2008, 02:57 PM
All of this text was taken from smashbros.com.
Mmm... It feels nice and peaceful here.
Hold on a second! What are you guys doing here?!
If you think they're all going to be the same as they have been, it'll be rough for you.
Trying to fight back is useless.
Hey. Stop that... QUIT IT! I mean it!
Samus has a problem. All of her armor fell off!
What?! Is this... Could it be?!
Look at her Power Suit shine!
It’s time to rise up against this blatant provocation!
You should really get a hold of this and just sink your teeth in.
The more distant you are, the worse your connection becomes, and the slower it feels.
Hang on a second.
Do you see that thing dangling from Fox's waist?
Surely he wouldn’t bring that thing out?!
It's.. It's HUGE!
It’s HUGE!
He’s huge!
Whoa, that’s huge!
Whoa! He’s huge.
It’s...big...
This time it gets REALLY long!
It's almost unthinkable!
There are big ones and small ones.
That weapon is extremely powerful.
A solid hit from this delivers a mighty blow...
but when it comes back, it also lightly pulls the foe's body.
It really is a versatile piece of hardware.
It's round, pink, and soft.
And it is ethereal. Oh, yes.
I-I… I want it!
This expansion also increases your possible strategies, so fire away!
If you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it.
Basically, you hold it in your arms.
Gotta heft this thing! Hurrrgh!
Well, he certainly appears to be in good shape.
Where are you sticking that thing?
Is... Is it safe to eat that?
Bowser has a slightly different flavor this time around
It slowly turns around...
Aim well and sally forth.
The Wii is trying to connect in earnest!
Look out below!
He jumps on and starts racing!
H-he has absolutely no problem fitting in!
It's always hot to the touch.
Hot! Hot! HOTTT!
Whoa! That looks hot.
Hot! Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-HOT!
Hot! HOT!
You can move forward and backward!
He strikes repeatedly with lightning speed!
Hee ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya! Hup! Hup! Hey! Ho!
Not too shabby, eh?
Want more?
The tension rises. Yes.
That feels gooood... It’s exciting and exhilarating.
Mmm... That’s amazing.
Bzzzzzzzzzzt! I can’t get enough of this.
My heart’s aflutter.
I like the feel of that powerful rumble.
They... They're really flying!
MAXIMUM CHARGE!
Power up and unleash it when the time is right!
You can pull out.
When you hold it in as much as you can...?!
There's no waiting!
This is it.
It's magnificent!
And then comes the finishing strike!
(Check your volume settings.)
SKRAAAAH!
Off it goes!
Down
What do you think?
Mmm... It feels nice and peaceful here.
Hold on a second! What are you guys doing here?!
If you think they're all going to be the same as they have been, it'll be rough for you.
Trying to fight back is useless.
Hey. Stop that... QUIT IT! I mean it!
Samus has a problem. All of her armor fell off!
What?! Is this... Could it be?!
Look at her Power Suit shine!
It’s time to rise up against this blatant provocation!
You should really get a hold of this and just sink your teeth in.
The more distant you are, the worse your connection becomes, and the slower it feels.
Hang on a second.
Do you see that thing dangling from Fox's waist?
Surely he wouldn’t bring that thing out?!
It's.. It's HUGE!
It’s HUGE!
He’s huge!
Whoa, that’s huge!
Whoa! He’s huge.
It’s...big...
This time it gets REALLY long!
It's almost unthinkable!
There are big ones and small ones.
That weapon is extremely powerful.
A solid hit from this delivers a mighty blow...
but when it comes back, it also lightly pulls the foe's body.
It really is a versatile piece of hardware.
It's round, pink, and soft.
And it is ethereal. Oh, yes.
I-I… I want it!
This expansion also increases your possible strategies, so fire away!
If you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it.
Basically, you hold it in your arms.
Gotta heft this thing! Hurrrgh!
Well, he certainly appears to be in good shape.
Where are you sticking that thing?
Is... Is it safe to eat that?
Bowser has a slightly different flavor this time around
It slowly turns around...
Aim well and sally forth.
The Wii is trying to connect in earnest!
Look out below!
He jumps on and starts racing!
H-he has absolutely no problem fitting in!
It's always hot to the touch.
Hot! Hot! HOTTT!
Whoa! That looks hot.
Hot! Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-HOT!
Hot! HOT!
You can move forward and backward!
He strikes repeatedly with lightning speed!
Hee ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya! Hup! Hup! Hey! Ho!
Not too shabby, eh?
Want more?
The tension rises. Yes.
That feels gooood... It’s exciting and exhilarating.
Mmm... That’s amazing.
Bzzzzzzzzzzt! I can’t get enough of this.
My heart’s aflutter.
I like the feel of that powerful rumble.
They... They're really flying!
MAXIMUM CHARGE!
Power up and unleash it when the time is right!
You can pull out.
When you hold it in as much as you can...?!
There's no waiting!
This is it.
It's magnificent!
And then comes the finishing strike!
(Check your volume settings.)
SKRAAAAH!
Off it goes!
Down
What do you think?