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Pika57
06-08-2005, 07:58 PM
this is a strange idea i invented.
By the way if you find this is stupid i'll take it as a compliment(it IS stupid)
It is also written as a screenplay
Also it doe snot only have refrences to Yugioh but many other shows including Pokemon and even though Pickachu is Co host it has way more to do with other shows so I'm putting it here.

Episode One.
(Scene opens with Yugi and Pickachu in in a large Jaccuzzi.The set Is of a Large Anime themed bathroom. Yugi is wearing a swimsuit don't worry)

Narrator:Yo Yo Yu Yo. It's time for Yugi's Jaccuzi, the show where you can watch us endlessly call random guests onstage sit them in a Jaccuzzi and talk to them.(clapping noise)

Pickachu: Pika Pika PIka Pik!( Brought to you in part by Japanese shows incorpated.

Yugi: Hello everyone. I'm really glad that all of you are watching this and..
(Yami takes ove rsaving us from a show filled with Yugi saying thank you to us for every little legal and nice thing we've done as well as some illegal and unice things)

Yami: Okay were bring ing out our first guest(drumroll) Kenshin from that show that used to be on Tonami "Ruroni Kenshin"1(claps)

Kenshin(sitting down in Jaccuzi): Im glad to be here. So do you have any questions or would You like me too show you some sword attacks on this yellow Dummy here(hes joking)

Pickachu:Pika-CHU(you will DIE:not joking uses thunder note: remeber their in a Jacuzzi.
All(except Pickachu): Ahh!

Narrator: And that was Yugis Jaccuzi. Turn in Next time when Kenshin tells us what the word "Ruroni" means.(Clapping heard)

Umbreon Shadow
06-09-2005, 11:48 PM
haaha :hungry: that was funny.

Zuzuzu
06-10-2005, 02:02 AM
Nah it isn't that funny. Needs to be longer, and have an decent interview. And a live performance by Nirvana. My sister made me write that...

Pika57
06-10-2005, 05:59 PM
Episode 2
Narrator:Yo Yo Yu Yo. Its time once more for Yugis Jaccuzi, the show where we force you to listen to a ton of junk you don't want to ever hear.
(Curtains open, Pickachu is sitting in Jaccuzi wearing a straight jacket with little electric pads attached to cheeks. Yugi,in Yami form,anf d Kenshen are also in Jacuzzi)
Yami: Hello members of the studio audience. For those of you at home we had to cut our last show short due to this little "Dummy" here.(Pickachu attempts to shock him electricity is diverted by wires which power the Jaccuzis jets)
Kenshin: Oh yeah that feels good.
Yami: Any way most peole here are wondering(unless you speak Japanese) what the word Ruroni means.
Kenshin: well it really isn't an important word but it mea ...(Pickachu flips over and uses Iron tail on the water)
Yami:Hey stop that or else I'm going to..( Pickachu emerges from the water straight jacket off)
Pickachu: Pika Pika Pikachu ( I dont care what you would do I'm free to torture both of you as i please)
Yami: If you dare I'll...( Yugi takes over)
Yugi: Pickachu will never calm down if we act violently(speaking to Kenshin who was about to cut Pikachus head off)
Yugi: we need to act peacefully(picks up Pikachu) so we'll all be hap..(Pikachu grabs Kenshins sword and holds it to Yugi's forehead)
Pikachu: Pika Pik chu Pikachu!( Shut Up I preffered it when your darker side was threatening me, Yami takes control back)
Yami: Okay Okay can we get on with this show.
Kenshin(grabbing his sword): I don't know about you but I'm out of here.
(runs off stage as fast as anyone possibly could)
Narrator: Now Its time for our second guest. So please pass your money forward for Shobu!
(Shobu climbs into jaccuzi)
Yami( hes starring at Shobu like hes a criminal): Welcome to our show (speaks very quickly) you ugly hair style con artist.
Shobu:Huh?
Yami:Nothing you rip off card game TV show actor.
Shobu:Are you insulting me?
Yami: Of course not you guy who's game has less than four letters difference from Duel Monsters.
Shobu: Okay now I'm mad.
Yami: I'd be mad too if I had to fake having The largest spiky hair on telivision.
Shobu: So you want to fight.
Yami : Why bother. Without you being able to make refrences to the fact that your in a TV show on a talk show you have no weapons to use against me.
Shobu: I have my deck and I'm a Kaijudo Master
Yami: I have my deck and I'm a 5000 year old Pharoah...And I have a Duel Disk.
Shobu: All right now its time too...(Yugi takes over)
Yugi: Stop! Violence will never solve any proble...( Pikachu hits him over the back of the head with a towel rack)
Shobu: ha beaten by a weak little rat. What a loser
Pikachu: Pika. Pika. Pikachu Pika!( Weak. Little. Okay dude your on)( Pikachu pulls out mini duel disk straps it on and activates it)
Shobu: Allright your on you..( Satic, bars ,more static)
Pikachu:Pika Pika! (ha I win!)
Shobu: No!( shows seal of Oricalcose engulfing him)
Pikachu:Pika Pika( Nobody messes with the rat)(Shobus body sinks into Jaccuzi)
Yami( wakes up): Whered that loser go.
Pickachu:Pika Pi( He got afraid of you and ran off)
Yami: cool I guess thats the end of this episode.
Narrator: Yes it is the end of this episode of Yugis Jaccuzi. Tune in Nextime to see what scares Digidestined more. Evil digimon or supposedly dead bodies?

Hope thats long enough for you.

Pika57
06-11-2005, 05:25 PM
Here we go
One more time
Boy I hate this stupid rythme

Episode Three OR The Revenge Of The Producers

Narrator:Yo Yo Yu Yo. It's time for Yugis Jacuzzi. Again. Boy this job reeks. And so without further ado I introduce the Yugi and Pikachu in their dirty grimy ugly disturbing...
Obnoxious guy: Oh Shut up!
Narrator: Whatever.
Yami: Welcome back and(breathes in through nose gags)
Yami Pikachu are you sure that smell is coming fro mthe new bubble soap and not some sort of rotting corpse somewhere in the Jaccuzi?
Pikachu: Pika(Uh Huh, hes acting suspicious and if you read episode two you know why)
Yami: So anyway, today is Digidestined day.
But we had to face facts such as their are well over 20 different digidestined and this Jaccuzi is only allowed by law to hold 4 people.
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pi (Plus one Electric rodent)
Yami: So we picked the ones that we thought were the coolest to come in today.( Yugi takes over)
Yugi: But that isn't right we should have used a Democratic System to decide who came, or we could have drawn straws, Or even pulled names out of a hat. But instead my darker side says we should say that these three are way cooler than the rest. we should re- pick those who get on the show and have them on next time. Now come on audience, WHOS WITH ME!!!
Audience:(Cricket noises)
Pikachu:( To Audience)Pika Pika Pi. Pika Pika Pikachu( One Moment Please Help is One The Way)( Grabs Millenium Puzzle Knocks Yugi Unconscious for the second time in two episodes)
Pikachu:Pikachu Pika Pika( now lets bring out the coolest Digidestined)
(Davis(S2),Koji(S4),and Bealzemon(S3) enter the Jaccuzi)
Koji: ithought he said coolest "Digedestined"
Pikachu:Pika Pika Pikachu( yeah but when Bealzemon holds a gun to your head its hard to say no)
Davis: Dude don't be a wimp( pikachu looks at him like an Axe Murderer) because I'm sure you could beat him? :happy:
Pikachu:Pikachu Pikachu Pika(Okay first question how did you guys get your Digibyces Dtectors ect.)
Davis: It popped out of a computer
Koji: Cellphone makeover
Bealzemon:Don't got one
Pikachu:Pika Pika Pika( what about your tamers Digibice)
Bealzemon:I don't know . Just shush
Pikachu: Pika Pika( But inquiring minds want to know)
Bealzemon: Just die you freak!( tries to shoot Pikachu, blasts hole in side of Jaccuzi, water drains out Shobu's rotting body is revealed, Davis and Koji scream like girls and hug eachother, Yami wakes up sees Shobu's body faints)
Pikachu: Pika Pika(I'm not afraid to fight you though I am getting sick of having to restrain guests on this show)
Bealzemon: Bring it on rat!

End Episode 3

Its still ridiculous its still kinda funny and I still love doing it

Check out my newly hatched Sneasel!

Neo Raichu
06-15-2005, 01:04 AM
lol I love it I hope u continue 2 post these

Pika57
06-15-2005, 05:14 PM
Neo Raichu I will continue this but I may not for a while. I'm working on a thread for a Fan fic contest and also have to end another Fan fic so it may be a while.

Also to anyone who votes in my poll please when it comes to new characters select only one please. On the top six select as many as you like.

masterryanx
07-13-2005, 09:16 PM
:crackup: That was awesomw!!! :crackup:
Keep it up! :crackup:

Pika57
07-13-2005, 10:45 PM
first of all thank you masteryanx

secondly you did revive an old thread(who can tell though on this page everyhting takes forever to uget booted

I will continue to do this soon so I beg mods not to lock it. thank you

masterryanx
07-15-2005, 01:33 AM
You're very welcome Pika.

Thefireyoukaipaige
11-17-2005, 12:04 AM
lol

WRITE MORE WRITE MORE!!!!!!
:happy: :neutral: :confused: :eh: :eek: :silenced:

masterryanx
11-17-2005, 01:17 AM
This is about a 5 month old thread.... Why did you revive it?? :eek: If Pika 57 wanted to continue the series I assure you he would have already.

Thefireyoukaipaige
11-17-2005, 11:41 PM
This is about a 5 month old thread.... Why did you revive it?? :eek: If Pika 57 wanted to continue the series I assure you he would have already.
MAYBE I WANTED TO!!!
I LOVE BOTH YUGIOH GX,YUGIOH,AND POKEMON!!!!!!!!!
ITS REALLY HARD!!!!
and plus there r these people at school ..... lets just say ..... its a long story .... and my life is filled with stress ..... no one knows ..... or understands..... thats a story for another time.... no here ..... not now ...anyways i wanted to revive it..... YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!

Sleepy Sheep
11-18-2005, 12:35 AM
Caaaaalm down Lauren. Just don't post here again and it will die. Slowly. But still, this things been up for 5 months? Gosh...has it really been that long?

Pika57
11-24-2005, 01:39 AM
Caaaaalm down Lauren. Just don't post here again and it will die. Slowly. But still, this things been up for 5 months? Gosh...has it really been that long?

Its already been five months! Wow, i abandoned this a lot longer ago than I thought.....

RocketMeowth
11-24-2005, 03:40 AM
I hate to post here but if this wont be continued shouldnt it be closed to avoid further spaming?

Pika57
11-25-2005, 01:19 PM
I hate to post here but if this wont be continued shouldnt it be closed to avoid further spaming?


No. in fact if anything it should be left opwen, because people have started disscussing it again.

I don't like old topics being revived, but it actually makes the problem worse if you lock the revived topic. If someone revives it that means that they think the disscussion of the topic should continue.

Nasty Plasty
11-25-2005, 03:33 PM
Maybe this should be restarted. I mean people have revived it and started talking about how funny it is.

PainKiller
11-29-2005, 11:15 PM
Maybe this should be restarted. I mean people have revived it and started talking about how funny it is.
yep im with you. It's very funnny and I hope someone restarts it.

Pika57
11-30-2005, 12:13 AM
yep im with you. It's very funnny and I hope someone restarts it.


I'm not restarting it end of story. I started it when i was a n00b. Its not like i couldn't make new chaapters that are much better than the originals, I just don't like people seeing my early work... actually i haven't done much other work so.... but it isn't coming back.