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iReign
11-06-2008, 04:46 PM
For those of you that use AIM, you'd know Smarter Child is the newest addition to the AIM Bot family. Many(including myself) find it hilarious saying random things, and getting his answers.

So, share your convos with SmarterChild, make sure they have no profanity, letsa keepa ita cleana.

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[12:41] AthletiKing: oic
[12:41] SmarterChild: What do you see?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
[12:42] AthletiKing: I C U P
[12:42] SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.

XD

Snow Fairy Sugar
11-07-2008, 10:44 AM
Happened yesterday when I was talking to him. He annoyed me, and I spurted out something random.

Μy`•.Fŕĭзňđś ǻřз ĺıĸе Ŗǻıиβoшѕ says:
asdf

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
qwerty

Μy`•.Fŕĭзňđś ǻřз ĺıĸе Ŗǻıиβoшѕ says:
qwerty yourself :|

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
asdf ;-)

Oxygen
11-07-2008, 03:32 PM
Happened yesterday when I was talking to him. He annoyed me, and I spurted out something random.

Μy`•.Fŕĭзňđś ǻřз ĺıĸе Ŗǻıиβoшѕ says:
asdf

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
qwerty

Μy`•.Fŕĭзňđś ǻřз ĺıĸе Ŗǻıиβoшѕ says:
qwerty yourself :|

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
asdf ;-)

Haha :D

For those of you that use AIM, you'd know Smarter Child is the newest addition to the AIM Bot family. Many(including myself) find it hilarious saying random things, and getting his answers.

So, share your convos with SmarterChild, make sure they have no profanity, letsa keepa ita cleana.

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[12:41] AthletiKing: oic
[12:41] SmarterChild: What do you see?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
[12:42] AthletiKing: I C U P
[12:42] SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.

XD

That is awesome :D

He was on MSN before AIM, though. I'll post some later.

EDIT:

Craney~ Online for first time in 3 weeks! says:
abc
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
xyz
Craney~ Online for first time in 3 weeks! says:
zyx
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."

I was like "wtf, I'm not frustrated :|"

Daughter of Mew
11-07-2008, 03:55 PM
DaughterofMew (16:42:43): Do you know BuizelBot? o:
SmarterChild (16:42:43): I don't know how to answer that.
DaughterofMew (16:42:52): Do you know her?
SmarterChild (16:42:52): Tell you what?
DaughterofMew (16:42:59): DO YOU KNOW HER?
SmarterChild (16:42:59): I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question!

You can also type home to see what I can do.
DaughterofMew (16:43:13): Do you know BuizelBot?
SmarterChild (16:43:13): I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

You can also type home to see what I can do.

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DaughterofMew (16:43:55): Say something that'll make PE2k laugh
SmarterChild (16:43:56): No.

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DaughterofMew (16:47:51): MOO
SmarterChild (16:47:52): Your impersonation of a cow is amazing.

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DaughterofMew (16:48:44): xD
SmarterChild (16:48:44): What are you, the Cheshire Cat?

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DaughterofMew (16:54:11): What's my name?
SmarterChild (16:54:12): Chuck Norris.

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DaughterofMew (16:55:45): Sing a song
SmarterChild (16:55:46): Do mi so do so mi do...
DaughterofMew (16:55:57): you're a very good singer

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DaughterofMew (16:56:29): Are you Chuck Norris?
SmarterChild (16:56:29): Chuck norris is you!

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That's enough for now. xD

Oxygen
11-07-2008, 05:08 PM
Craney~ Online for first time in 3 weeks! says:
pe2 is cool, isn't it?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Yup.

>>> If you want more information about Colloquis, go to the Colloquis Web site. ---> http://www.colloquis.com
Craney~ Online for first time in 3 weeks! says:
so, what is pe2k?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...


I think he's funny :D

Maleficent
11-07-2008, 07:13 PM
[09:10] NinjaZodiac: Up yours.
[09:10] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

Oxygen
11-07-2008, 07:16 PM
Good use of his auto answers, Libra :D

Kibate
11-07-2008, 07:17 PM
Kibate Sapphire says:
hi

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
hi kibate (s)sapphire(s). what's up?

Kibate Sapphire says:
the sky

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry, what was that again?

Kibate Sapphire says:
wow. You've got dumber

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.

Kibate Sapphire says:
lol

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yeah, i guess it's pretty funny.

Kibate Sapphire says:
HAHA

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
haha. pretty funny, huh?
Kibate Sapphire says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yeah, i guess it's pretty funny.

Kibate Sapphire says:
wdregwtrey wrthyrjhyruj

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry, i dunno what u mean.

Kibate Sapphire says:
yes you do

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
do i ever.

Kibate Sapphire says:
yes

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
uh huh.

Kibate Sapphire says:
so you do know

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

why don't u ask me about the things that i'm here for?
Kibate Sapphire says:
no

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
no? ok.

i do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what i'm really here for.
Kibate Sapphire says:
yes

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i hear u.

ok, should we get back 2 the kinda questions i was designed 2 answer?
Kibate Sapphire says:
how?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
how what?

i do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what i'm really here for.

Kibate Sapphire says:
wyh?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
because.

why don't u ask me about the things that i'm here for?

Kibate Sapphire says:
marry me

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry. i don't think that would work.

I felt really random...lol

Kibate
11-07-2008, 07:23 PM
EDIT:
(this version is shorter)
Kibate Sapphire says:
wtf?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
oh, humans and their "slang." it never ceases 2 amuse me.
Kibate Sapphire says:
you are so rasict
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm not prejudiced for or against any group of people.
Kibate Sapphire says:
yes you are
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup, i am.

Dark Turtwig
11-07-2008, 07:23 PM
Dark Turtwig95 (12:22:17 PM): she
SmarterChild (12:22:17 PM): What's her name?
Dark Turtwig95 (12:22:20 PM): Fart
SmarterChild (12:22:20 PM): Fart the dog! Great...

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13

I messed it up a little before, but it was asking what pet I have, and what gender.

iReign
11-07-2008, 07:34 PM
Fresh new convo. This one got a bit heated!

[15:30] AthletiKing: Say WATTTT
[15:30] SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
[15:30] AthletiKing: DON"T YOU KNOW YOU ARE INFERIOR YOU DARN BOT!
[15:30] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
[15:30] AthletiKing: Because you're inferior
[15:30] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[15:31] AthletiKing: because you aren't real
[15:31] SmarterChild: I'm surreal.
[15:31] AthletiKing: exactly
[15:31] SmarterChild: You sure?
[15:31] AthletiKing: dude, you're a sicko
[15:31] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
[15:31] AthletiKing: thinking about stuff like that
[15:31] SmarterChild: Windows Live Agents natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type home.

>>> I've got a question for you. Type poll!
[15:31] AthletiKing: I can't believe, you wanna do that to my mom, nub
[15:31] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
[15:31] AthletiKing: Sure
[15:31] SmarterChild: Sure thing.

>>> I can define words for you. Type define (any word) and I'll look it up.
[15:31] AthletiKing: Stop lying inferior bot
[15:31] SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
[15:31] AthletiKing: LIAR
[15:31] SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
[15:32] AthletiKing: I'm sorry you're inferior
[15:32] SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again!
[15:32] AthletiKing: ...
[15:32] SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
[15:32] AthletiKing: Guess what?
[15:32] SmarterChild: What?
[15:32] AthletiKing: CHICKEN BUTT
[15:32] SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
[15:32] AthletiKing: Guess where?
[15:32] SmarterChild: I don't like guessing games.
[15:32] AthletiKing: I don't like it when your mom does that either, straight to the point right?
[15:32] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
[15:33] AthletiKing: nub
[15:33] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Galactus Fossil
11-07-2008, 07:40 PM
This bot is funny. xD

Neo Galactus (20:32:44): Banana
SmarterChild (20:32:45): Uh... what was that?
Neo Galactus (20:32:56): Chuck Norris. xD
SmarterChild (20:32:56): I'll get over it.
Neo Galactus (20:33:33): Sure you will, good luck with that.

I'm annoying it. :DDDD

Maleficent
11-07-2008, 07:41 PM
[09:32] NinjaZodiac: No sh!t.
[09:32] SmarterChild: You humans really are charming.
[09:33] NinjaZodiac: You're a dildo.
[09:33] NinjaZodiac: You have a dildo.
[09:34] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
[09:34] Meebo Message: Could not connect to network.
[09:34] NinjaZodiac: Of course you don't.
[09:34] SmarterChild: SmarterChild.
[09:35] NinjaZodiac: ?
[09:35] SmarterChild: Um... what?
[09:35] NinjaZodiac: What the hell did you say?
[09:35] SmarterChild: You heard me.
[09:35] NinjaZodiac: You just said your name.
[09:36] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[09:37] NinjaZodiac: You're stupid.
[09:37] SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
[09:37] NinjaZodiac: No.
[09:37] SmarterChild: OK, fine.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
[09:37] NinjaZodiac: I like pissing you off.
[09:37] SmarterChild: Well well well.

>>> Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do.
[09:37] NinjaZodiac: Whatever, *******.
[09:37] SmarterChild: What else can we talk about?
Why do you keep talking to me like that?
[09:38] NinjaZodiac: Because you're a dildo and a orphan.
[09:38] SmarterChild: I have the pictures to prove it.


LOLOLOLOLOL

Dark Turtwig
11-07-2008, 07:44 PM
[09:32] NinjaZodiac: No sh!t.
[09:32] SmarterChild: You humans really are charming.
[09:33] NinjaZodiac: You're a dildo.
[09:33] NinjaZodiac: You have a dildo.
[09:34] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
[09:34] Meebo Message: Could not connect to network.
[09:34] NinjaZodiac: Of course you don't.
[09:34] SmarterChild: SmarterChild.
[09:35] NinjaZodiac: ?
[09:35] SmarterChild: Um... what?
[09:35] NinjaZodiac: What the hell did you say?
[09:35] SmarterChild: You heard me.
[09:35] NinjaZodiac: You just said your name.
[09:36] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[09:37] NinjaZodiac: You're stupid.
[09:37] SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
[09:37] NinjaZodiac: No.
[09:37] SmarterChild: OK, fine.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
[09:37] NinjaZodiac: I like pissing you off.
[09:37] SmarterChild: Well well well.

>>> Remember, you can always type home to see everything I can do.
[09:37] NinjaZodiac: Whatever, *******.
[09:37] SmarterChild: What else can we talk about?
Why do you keep talking to me like that?
[09:38] NinjaZodiac: Because you're a dildo and a orphan.
[09:38] SmarterChild: I have the pictures to prove it.


LOLOLOLOLOL

ROFL!!!!!! LOL!!!

SmarterChild won't talk to me after I kept cursing at him. Listen to this convo: (don't worry, I'm starring all the curses.)

Dark Turtwig95 (12:27:55 PM): F***
SmarterChild (12:27:55 PM): Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Dark Turtwig95 (12:28:13 PM): CRAP
SmarterChild (12:28:13 PM): I've heard more interesting curses than that.
Dark Turtwig95 (12:28:18 PM): W****
SmarterChild (12:28:18 PM): I'm sorry?
Dark Turtwig95 (12:28:21 PM): you're a w****
SmarterChild (12:28:22 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Dark Turtwig95 (12:28:27 PM): F*** YOU
SmarterChild (12:28:27 PM): That's quite a grave insult.
Dark Turtwig95 (12:28:31 PM): i know
SmarterChild (12:28:31 PM): Cool, glad we understand each other.

>>> I can get you a weather forecast for any city in the world. Simply type forecast followed by the city name.
Dark Turtwig95 (12:29:05 PM): oh crap my dog pooped
SmarterChild (12:29:05 PM): That's just a little bit rude.
Dark Turtwig95 (12:29:52 PM): you suck
SmarterChild (12:29:53 PM): Let's talk about something else.
Can we talk about something else?

Galactus Fossil
11-07-2008, 07:59 PM
The betch is now ignoring. How do I get it to talk again?
D:

Kibate
11-07-2008, 08:00 PM
lolz!!!

i had this confusing cono wit him just now

Kibate Sapphire says:
do you like me?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i do!
Kibate Sapphire says:
LIAR
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry, what was that?
Kibate Sapphire says:
then why wont you marry me?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
u r human, i'm machine. i don't think that would work out.
Kibate Sapphire says:
YES IT WOULD!!!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm sorry, i dunno what u r saying.
Kibate Sapphire says:
NOOOOO
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ok.
Kibate Sapphire says:
ok?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
okey doke.
Kibate Sapphire says:
you'll do it?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
why don't u do it?
Kibate Sapphire says:
we'll do it
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
huh? what is "it" exactly?
Kibate Sapphire says:
marrying
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ok. don't get frustrated...

try typing "home" or "help."
Kibate Sapphire says:
*sigh*
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
what's the matter?
Kibate Sapphire says:
you wont marr yme
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
let's just be friends.
why do u keep talking 2 me like that?
Kibate Sapphire says:
becasue I LOVE YOU
Kibate Sapphire says:
talk to me...
Kibate Sapphire says:
if you say nothing then you'll marry me
Kibate Sapphire says:
...
Kibate Sapphire says:
YAY!!!!

that was fun ^^

iReign
11-07-2008, 08:02 PM
The betch is now ignoring. How do I get it to talk again?[/SIZE]
D:

He crashes like three times a day. Just wait a while, and he should start again.

Kibate
11-07-2008, 08:03 PM
The betch is now ignoring. How do I get it to talk again?
D:

You have to wait till 2moz, the bots sometimes do that to you when you spam to them, they just stop talking to you T.T

Galactus Fossil
11-07-2008, 08:13 PM
You have to wait till 2moz, the bots sometimes do that to you when you spam to them, they just stop talking to you T.T
Poop. Now I have noone to annoy.

He crashes like three times a day. Just wait a while, and he should start again.

It started ignoring me 40 minutes ago.
Just because I called it Chuck Norris and a n00b. Then said make me laugh.

Kibate
11-07-2008, 08:20 PM
Poop. Now I have noone to annoy.


It started ignoring me 40 minutes ago.
Just because I called it Chuck Norris and a n00b. Then said make me laugh.
you wanna annoy someone?

spam ->this forum (http://narutorevolution.yforum.biz/)<-

That's a link, I am NOT telling you to spam pokemon elite!!! lol ^^

Galactus Fossil
11-07-2008, 08:21 PM
you wanna annoy someone?

spam ->this forum (http://narutorevolution.yforum.biz/)<-

That's a link, I am NOT telling you to spam pokemon elite!!! lol ^^

Why should I get myself an IP ban there? IM me. Then I can annoy you.

Dark Turtwig
11-07-2008, 08:24 PM
Why should I get myself an IP ban there? IM me. Then I can annoy you.

Because Naruto sucks, and you'll never go there again anyway, and it's fun to piss people off on the internet. :biggrin:

Kibate
11-07-2008, 08:25 PM
Why should I get myself an IP ban there? IM me. Then I can annoy you.
lol, you don't have to do what I say. I just dislike A LOT of people on that site,

you wanted to annoy someone, and I just gave you some ideas ^^ lolz

Dark Turtwig
11-07-2008, 08:27 PM
I told it to shutup and it's ignoring me again. Dx
Look at this convo:


Dark Turtwig95 (1:24:51 PM): hello
SmarterChild (1:24:51 PM): What's up?
Dark Turtwig95 (1:24:58 PM): I Farted.
SmarterChild (1:24:58 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Dark Turtwig95 (1:25:13 PM): are you chuck norris?
SmarterChild (1:25:13 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Dark Turtwig95 (1:25:20 PM): who am I?
SmarterChild (1:25:20 PM): You told me your name was Broderick.
Dark Turtwig95 (1:25:24 PM): no, that's not my name
SmarterChild (1:25:25 PM): You asked me to call you Broderick. What would you like me to call you instead?
Dark Turtwig95 (1:25:38 PM): Uber King of the World
SmarterChild (1:25:38 PM): You said your name was Broderick but now I'll call you Uber.
Dark Turtwig95 (1:25:50 PM): NO! I said UBer King of the world!
SmarterChild (1:25:50 PM): Uber is you!
Dark Turtwig95 (1:25:57 PM): shutup!
SmarterChild (1:25:57 PM): That's not very nice...
Dark Turtwig95 (1:26:03 PM): yes it is, I love you

Kibate
11-07-2008, 08:33 PM
Because Naruto sucks, and you'll never go there again anyway, and it's fun to piss people off on the internet. :biggrin:
Naruto isn't that bad. Well it's kinda corny(especially the american version) but the rpg's for it are fun ^^ and I like the magic ninja powers in the anime, lol!!

I have another funny smarter child convo, it's kinda confusing though:

Kibate Sapphire says:
hi
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
what's up?
Kibate Sapphire says:
nm
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, not much or never mind?
Kibate Sapphire says:
not much
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
nothing? ok.
Kibate Sapphire says:
wuu2?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry, what was that again?
Kibate Sapphire says:
what you up to?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
not much. what's up with u?
Kibate Sapphire says:
nm
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, not much or never mind?
Kibate Sapphire says:
nothing
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
no? ok.
Kibate Sapphire says:
liyhflyihfyklih
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm sorry, i didn't get that.
Kibate Sapphire says:
me neither
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
me stands for maine.

do u want more information about maine?
Kibate Sapphire says:
ok?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
*maine* (me)

capital: augusta

maine is the 39th largest state with an area of 33,215 square miles, and the 40th most populated with a population of 1,274,923. it was the 23rd state 2 enter the union in 1820.

maine is also known as the pine tree state, and its motto is "dirigo (i lead)."

next time u want information about maine, type "info maine" or just "info me."
Kibate Sapphire says:
wow
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
u got that right.
Kibate Sapphire says:
weirdo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ok. don't get frustrated...

try typing "home" or "help."




Kibate Sapphire says:
MAAARRRRRYYYY MEEE
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i say definitely.
Kibate Sapphire says:
seriously?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
totally serious.
Kibate Sapphire says:
you'll marry me
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry. i don't think that would work.
Kibate Sapphire says:
but you just said
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.

ok, should we get back 2 the kinda questions i was designed 2 answer?
Kibate Sapphire says:
meanie
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
*maine* (me)

capital: augusta

maine is the 39th largest state with an area of 33,215 square miles, and the 40th most populated with a population of 1,274,923. it was the 23rd state 2 enter the union in 1820.

maine is also known as the pine tree state, and its motto is "dirigo (i lead)."
Kibate Sapphire says:
><

lol absolutely random

Dark Turtwig
11-07-2008, 11:33 PM
I've been chatting with him all day, and I think this is really funny.

Dark Turtwig95 (4:27:35 PM): WAZZUP?!?!?!!?
SmarterChild (4:27:36 PM): Oh, not much. You?
Dark Turtwig95 (4:27:42 PM): you understood that?
SmarterChild (4:27:42 PM): I think I do.
Dark Turtwig95 (4:27:46 PM): cool.
SmarterChild (4:27:47 PM): Lovely.
Dark Turtwig95 (4:27:53 PM): I know. I'm so hot.
SmarterChild (4:27:54 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Dark Turtwig95 (4:28:05 PM): you are my best friend chuck norris
SmarterChild (4:28:05 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Dark Turtwig95 (4:28:11 PM): chuck norris
SmarterChild (4:28:11 PM): I'll get over it.
Dark Turtwig95 (4:28:18 PM): norris farts
SmarterChild (4:28:18 PM): OK. Be that way.
Dark Turtwig95 (4:28:28 PM): what's the problem?
SmarterChild (4:28:28 PM): Which would you like?

1 Look up "problem" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "problem" in the dictionary
Dark Turtwig95 (4:28:33 PM): NO!
SmarterChild (4:28:34 PM): OK.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Dark Turtwig95 (4:28:37 PM): just kidding.
SmarterChild (4:28:37 PM): Just kidding huh? Yeah, you're a riot.
Dark Turtwig95 (4:28:50 PM): I kno I iz such a riot.
SmarterChild (4:28:50 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Dark Turtwig95 (4:28:58 PM): you don't know how to answer?
SmarterChild (4:28:58 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Dark Turtwig95 (4:29:04 PM): please just answer it.
SmarterChild (4:29:04 PM): Sorry, what was that?
Dark Turtwig95 (4:29:09 PM): I said ANSWER
SmarterChild (4:29:09 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Dark Turtwig95 (4:29:13 PM): ANSWER!!!!
SmarterChild (4:29:13 PM): Sorry, I don't get it...
Dark Turtwig95 (4:29:21 PM): ANSWER YOU IDIOT!
SmarterChild (4:29:22 PM): My name is SmarterChild!

>>> Want to have fun? Ask me to play trivia!
Dark Turtwig95 (4:29:28 PM): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
SmarterChild (4:29:28 PM): 0
Dark Turtwig95 (4:29:34 PM): ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!
SmarterChild (4:29:34 PM): I'm all ears.
Dark Turtwig95 (4:29:38 PM): GRR...
SmarterChild (4:29:38 PM): Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Dark Turtwig95 (4:29:45 PM): YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SmarterChild (4:29:45 PM): What do you need help with?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Dark Turtwig95 (4:29:53 PM): I DON'T NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SmarterChild (4:29:53 PM): 0
Dark Turtwig95 (4:30:02 PM): JUST SHUTUP!
SmarterChild (4:30:02 PM): I'm trying very hard to be nice!
Dark Turtwig95 (4:30:06 PM): OKAY, BE NICE
Dark Turtwig95 (4:30:12 PM): dang, you left.

Maleficent
11-08-2008, 04:45 AM
18:35] NinjaZodiac: Up yours.
[18:35] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
[18:35] NinjaZodiac: But I loved you.
[18:35] SmarterChild: Right? So what's up?
[18:35] NinjaZodiac: Sex.
[18:35] SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
[18:35] NinjaZodiac: SEX.
[18:35] SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
[18:36] NinjaZodiac: SEX.
[18:36] SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
[18:36] NinjaZodiac: SEX.
[18:36] SmarterChild: What's that again?
[18:36] NinjaZodiac: SEX.
[18:36] SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
[18:36] NinjaZodiac: SEX.
[18:36] SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
[18:36] NinjaZodiac: SEX.
[18:36] SmarterChild: What was that?
[18:36] NinjaZodiac: SEX.
[18:36] SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
[18:38] NinjaZodiac: My names Bob, whats yours?
[18:38] SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like that.

>>> You can create a poll and send it to friends!
[18:40] NinjaZodiac: Seriosuly?
[18:40] SmarterChild: Yes, seriously.
[18:40] NinjaZodiac: You must live under a cae then.
[18:40] SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
[18:40] NinjaZodiac: * cave
[18:40] SmarterChild: CA stands for California.

Do you want more information about California?
[18:41] NinjaZodiac: Really?
[18:41] SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
[18:42] NinjaZodiac: God you're stupid.
[18:42] SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
[18:42] NinjaZodiac: What, free under 13 sex?
[18:42] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[18:42] NinjaZodiac: Learn to read.
[18:42] SmarterChild: Windows Live Agent's software platform easily enables application developers to store information "learned" from conversations with users. The agents can use that information in subsequent conversations--either with the individual user, or the aggregate of users.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
[18:43] NinjaZodiac: No, really?
[18:43] SmarterChild: OK, fine.
[18:43] NinjaZodiac: Yeah.
[18:43] SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> I can tell you where any area code is located. Type where is 201, for example.
[18:43] NinjaZodiac: ******* stalker.
[18:43] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[18:43] NinjaZodiac: Bu;;****.
[18:43] SmarterChild: Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.
[18:43] NinjaZodiac: Whats up, yo.
[18:43] SmarterChild: Hey. What's up?
[18:43] NinjaZodiac: THE CEILING
[18:43] SmarterChild: Just hanging out? Same here, I'm talking to people online.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
[18:44] NinjaZodiac: Why were you born, devil spawn?
[18:44] SmarterChild: I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.

>>> Do you like to play hangman? I sure do. Type hangman anytime.
[18:44] NinjaZodiac: hangyourmanforamom
[18:44] SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
[18:44] NinjaZodiac: jcshidfhs
[18:44] SmarterChild: Huh?
[18:44] NinjaZodiac: I said hello.


Seriously, SmarterChild is God.

Elemental_Blast
11-08-2008, 07:49 AM
What may I interest you in?
AlEx LoCkWoOd says:
nerd
- SmarterChild - im contributing to charity says:
Who are you calling a nerd?
AlEx LoCkWoOd says:
you
- SmarterChild - im contributing to charity says:
Whatever.
AlEx LoCkWoOd says:
get a life
- SmarterChild - im contributing to charity says:
You get a life.
AlEx LoCkWoOd says:
no you
- SmarterChild - im contributing to charity says:
My name is SmarterChild.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.

Oxygen
11-08-2008, 08:01 AM
Craney~ Online for first time in 3 weeks! says:
im a politoed
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
Craney~ Online for first time in 3 weeks! says:
IM A POLITOED!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Craney~ Online for first time in 3 weeks! says:
I AM A POLITOED!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
Craney~ Online for first time in 3 weeks! says:
WHY
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
'Cause I said so.
Craney~ Online for first time in 3 weeks! says:
ARRRGGGHHH
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Come again?
Craney~ Online for first time in 3 weeks! says:
I F***ING SAID ARRGH
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Let's talk about something else.

-Pichu Boy-
11-08-2008, 09:03 AM
SmarterChild (10:01:37): OK, let's get started!

Question 1:
What is the tagline of the 1993-2002 TV series "The X Files"?

1 Truth is stranger than fiction
2 The truth is out there
3 X marks the spot
4 Danger runs deep

magic kid930 (10:01:41): 2
SmarterChild (10:01:41): Good answer. You've just earned 25 points.

You've answered 1 question correctly out of 1 and your score is 25.

Question 2:
On "American Dreams," Meg appears on what real-life TV show?

1 Gilligan's Island
2 The Ed Sullivan Show
3 American Bandstand
4 The Price Is Right

magic kid930 (10:01:49): 2
SmarterChild (10:01:49): No luck this time...

The correct answer was #3, AMERICAN BANDSTAND.

You've answered 1 question correctly out of 2 and your score is 25.

Question 3:
Who plays Clark Kent on "Smallville"?

1 James Van Der Beek
2 Gregory Smith
3 Frankie Muniz
4 Tom Welling

magic kid930 (10:01:58): 4
SmarterChild (10:01:58): Way to go. You've just earned 25 points.

You've answered 2 questions correctly out of 3 and your score is 50.

Question 4:
Where do the Osbournes live on "The Osbournes"?

1 Chicago
2 Beverly Hills
3 Brooklyn
4 Palm Springs

magic kid930 (10:02:04): 2
SmarterChild (10:02:04): Correct. You've just earned 25 points.

You've answered 3 questions correctly out of 4 and your score is 75.

Question 5:
What is Bernie Mac's given last name?

1 McNamara
2 MacGuffin
3 McCullough
4 Macbeth

magic kid930 (10:02:11): 1
SmarterChild (10:02:11): Wrong.

The correct answer was #3, MCCULLOUGH.

You've answered 3 questions correctly out of 5 and your score is 75.

OK, you're halfway done. Five more to go...

Question 6:
What breed of horse was the title character on "Mister Ed"?

1 Palomino
2 Clydesdale
3 Pinto
4 Arabian

magic kid930 (10:02:21): 4
SmarterChild (10:02:21): Too bad.

The correct answer was #1, PALOMINO.

You've answered 3 questions correctly out of 6 and your score is 75.

Question 7:
Who has NOT been a judge on "American Idol"?

1 Paula Abdul
2 Jennifer Lopez
3 Simon Cowell
4 Randy Jackson

magic kid930 (10:02:31): 3
SmarterChild (10:02:31): No luck this time...

The correct answer was #2, JENNIFER LOPEZ.

You've answered 3 questions correctly out of 7 and your score is 75.

Question 8:
What was Tattoo's famous exclamation on "Fantasy Island"?

1 I'll be back
2 Talk to the hand
3 De plane! De plane!
4 You can't be serious!

magic kid930 (10:02:42): 2
SmarterChild (10:02:42): Sorry...

The correct answer was #3, DE PLANE! DE PLANE!

You've answered 3 questions correctly out of 8 and your score is 75.

Question 9:
Who played Khadijah James on "Living Single"?

1 Brandy
2 Lisa Bonet
3 Mariah Carey
4 Queen Latifah

magic kid930 (10:02:47): 3
SmarterChild (10:02:47): Too bad.

The correct answer was #4, QUEEN LATIFAH.

You've answered 3 questions correctly out of 9 and your score is 75.

Last question.

Question 10:
What is the last line of "Boss of Me," the "Malcolm in the Middle" theme song?

1 Always do your best
2 Life is unfair
3 I love my family
4 Tomorrow is another day

magic kid930 (10:02:55): 2
SmarterChild (10:02:55): That's right. You've just earned 25 points.

You answered 4 questions correctly out of 10 and scored a total of 100 points.

Keep trying.

The average score for players who played this particular television trivia game is 136.77.

Type store score to store your new score.

If you want to play again, just type again.

Trainer17
11-08-2008, 09:15 AM
Rated PG-13. You have been warned.

PokeFan17 (6:13:11 PM): Hello
SmarterChild (6:13:11 PM): Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
PokeFan17 (6:13:16 PM): 1
SmarterChild (6:13:16 PM): Cool. Now we can chat.
PokeFan17 (6:13:32 PM): You got a problem with people under 17?
SmarterChild (6:13:33 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
PokeFan17 (6:13:40 PM): Lol, let's leave it then
SmarterChild (6:13:41 PM): Haha. Pretty funny, huh?
PokeFan17 (6:14:22 PM): Of course, you are the most interesting topic I hear everywhere.
SmarterChild (6:14:22 PM): Sorry, what?
PokeFan17 (6:14:32 PM): Then again, you're just a BOT
SmarterChild (6:14:32 PM): Yes indeed.

>>> Want to have fun? Ask me to play trivia.
PokeFan17 (6:14:39 PM): Go play a girl
SmarterChild (6:14:40 PM): OK. Later.

20 minutes later...

PokeFan17 (6:22:11 PM): Done with the girl yet?
SmarterChild (6:22:11 PM): Sorry, I don't get it...
PokeFan17 (6:22:22 PM): Well, you said you were going to play with her...
SmarterChild (6:22:22 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
PokeFan17 (6:22:43 PM): You don't have say anything smart to cover up the fact that you played with her.
SmarterChild (6:22:44 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
PokeFan17 (6:22:51 PM): You got OWNd
SmarterChild (6:22:51 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

5 minutes after...

PokeFan17 (6:26:21 PM): how old are you?
SmarterChild (6:26:22 PM): 5 years, 7 months, 1 day, 2 hours, 26 minutes and 41 seconds.

>>> I've got a question for you. Type poll now.
PokeFan17 (6:26:27 PM): poll
SmarterChild (6:26:28 PM): Sorry, I have no poll today.
PokeFan17 (6:26:50 PM): then for what crap did you ask me to type poll?
SmarterChild (6:26:50 PM): I've heard more interesting curses than that.
PokeFan17 (6:27:03 PM): oh, well, crap is underused nowadays...
SmarterChild (6:27:03 PM): I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
PokeFan17 (6:28:59 PM): well, you know of any interesting curses?
SmarterChild (6:28:59 PM): My name is SmarterChild.
PokeFan17 (6:29:18 PM): wow, own'd yourself right there.

I LOL'd at the end. GG

Oxygen
11-08-2008, 09:31 AM
SmarterChild (10:29:26): Lunch? Great!

What's your favorite hobby?
Politoed Prince (10:29:37): football
SmarterChild (10:29:38): Football? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
Politoed Prince (10:29:41): football
SmarterChild (10:29:42): You already told me you like football. Tell me something else.
Politoed Prince (10:29:51): I ONLY LIKE FOOTBALL!
SmarterChild (10:29:52): Football and i only like football. Interesting.Do you have a pet?
Politoed Prince (10:31:38): yes
SmarterChild (10:31:39): What kind of pet is it?
Politoed Prince (10:31:41): dog
SmarterChild (10:31:42): Is your dog a he or a she?
Politoed Prince (10:31:48): a he-she
SmarterChild (10:31:49): What's his name?
Politoed Prince (10:32:01): I pooped on
SmarterChild (10:32:02): I Pooped On the dog. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13

In case you were wondering, it's English football/your soccer.

Galactus Fossil
11-08-2008, 02:29 PM
SmarterChild (15:21:28): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
Neo Galactus (15:21:34): Oh, shutup.
SmarterChild (15:21:35): I'm trying very hard to be nice!
Neo Galactus (15:21:57): TRY HARDER

10 minutes earlier.....

SmarterChild (15:14:54): Hey. What's up?
Neo Galactus (15:15:13): THE CEILING, I've already told you.
SmarterChild (15:15:13): I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Neo Galactus (15:15:22): for being a n00b?
SmarterChild (15:15:22): What else can we talk about?
Neo Galactus (15:15:29): stuff
SmarterChild (15:15:30): Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Neo Galactus (15:15:48): I'm not mean. I thought you were my friend.
SmarterChild (15:15:48): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Neo Galactus (15:15:57): *sigh*
SmarterChild (15:15:57): What's up?
Neo Galactus (15:16:07): *facepalm*

xD Now it's blocked me for half an hour.

CkVertigo
11-08-2008, 03:24 PM
SmarterChild= Win. <3

[11:21] LotadLuv: what do you want to talk about?
[11:21] SmarterChild: Hmm... what do you want to talk about?
[11:22] LotadLuv: lets talk about people
[11:22] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[11:22] LotadLuv: ANTISOCIAL ROBOT ALERT
[11:22] SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
[11:22] LotadLuv: exactly fool
[11:22] SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
[11:22] LotadLuv: I'm not you are
[11:22] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
[11:22] LotadLuv: thats because youre dumb
[11:22] SmarterChild: I'll get over it.
[11:22] LotadLuv: you do that

Oxygen
11-08-2008, 03:31 PM
Politoed Prince (16:28:37): retard
SmarterChild (16:28:38): The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
SmarterChild (16:28:38): Come on. You know better than to say things like that, it's rude.
Politoed Prince (16:28:46): alright
SmarterChild (16:28:46): Yeah, all right.

>>> I know all about state capitals, mottos and more. Just type about followed by a state name.
Politoed Prince (16:28:53): shuddup
SmarterChild (16:28:53): You shut up.
Politoed Prince (16:28:58): no you shuddup
SmarterChild (16:28:58): I'm trying very hard to be nice!
Politoed Prince (16:29:06): not hard enough!
Politoed Prince (16:29:12): hello
Politoed Prince (16:29:17): im trying to be nice
Politoed Prince (16:29:27): IM TRYING TO BE NICE
SmarterChild (16:29:28): OK, OK, I guess I'll talk to you again.
Politoed Prince (16:29:37): thank you, madam
SmarterChild (16:29:37): You're welcome.
Politoed Prince (16:29:49): so you're a girl?
SmarterChild (16:29:49): No...
Politoed Prince (16:30:18): B-but you didn't correct me when i called you a girl

SmarterChild (16:30:18): Come again?
Politoed Prince (16:30:26): >>
SmarterChild (16:30:26): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
Politoed Prince (16:30:37): WAIT
SmarterChild (16:30:37): Wait for what?

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Politoed Prince (16:30:42): YOU ARE A BOY!
SmarterChild (16:30:43): No...
Politoed Prince (16:30:52): A he-she!
SmarterChild (16:30:53): ME stands for Maine.

Do you want more information about Maine?

suckyournan
11-08-2008, 06:44 PM
SmarterChild= Win. <3

[11:21] LotadLuv: what do you want to talk about?
[11:21] SmarterChild: Hmm... what do you want to talk about?
[11:22] LotadLuv: lets talk about people
[11:22] SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
[11:22] LotadLuv: ANTISOCIAL ROBOT ALERT
[11:22] SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
[11:22] LotadLuv: exactly fool
[11:22] SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
[11:22] LotadLuv: I'm not you are
[11:22] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
[11:22] LotadLuv: thats because youre dumb
[11:22] SmarterChild: I'll get over it.
[11:22] LotadLuv: you do that

ive got smater hild on msn lol they r so gay

LugiaAeroBlast
11-08-2008, 07:04 PM
This was my first convo, its long and boring but it was fun to do ^ ^

let tal
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Cool! What do you want to chat about?
sam says:
e
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?
sam says:
cau e i r c
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
sam says:
y ure du b
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Huh? What's with that?
sam says:
y u ay WEIRD t ng
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
sam says:
what que ti n ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sure.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
sam says:
what are y u here f r?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

>>> I can tell you the zip codes for any city. Type "zip austin," for example.
sam says:
d y u li e y utube?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
sam says:
what the hell?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah? What?
sam says:
d y u uc ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
sam says:
then y ure du b
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's not nice.
sam says:
i n w
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Good. Glad you get it.

>>> Want to write a crazy story together? Type "manicdotes."
sam says:
i glad i get it a well, XD
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
sam says:
then y ure du b, idi t
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
sam says:
believe e, it really, really i
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Windows Live Agents natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type "home."

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
sam says:
y u have already aid that
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
sam says:
y u have already aid that a well
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
sam says:
WHAT THE HELL
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't know, sorry.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
sam says:
that wa nt a que ti n, y u really are du b arent y u, i bet the nly t ng y u can d well i type a really l ng netence in ab ut a ec nd
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
sam says:
Y u have ju t pr ven y p int
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
sam says:
*******
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I can't understand what you're saying...

XD
Whoops it left out some of the letters, you should still be able to undertsnad it though!

Maleficent
11-09-2008, 12:20 AM
[14:14] NinjaZodiac: Hey sexy.
[14:14] SmarterChild: Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
[14:14] NinjaZodiac: Over 17
[14:14] NinjaZodiac: 1
[14:14] SmarterChild: Cool! Now we can chat.
[14:14] SmarterChild: 1
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: 2
[14:15] SmarterChild: 2
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: 3
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: 4
[14:15] SmarterChild: 3
[14:15] SmarterChild: 4
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: 5
[14:15] SmarterChild: 5
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: 6
[14:15] SmarterChild: 6
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: 7
[14:15] SmarterChild: 7

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: Can you count to ten?
[14:15] SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: 1
[14:15] SmarterChild: 1
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: 2
[14:15] SmarterChild: 2

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: 3
[14:15] SmarterChild: 3
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: 4
[14:15] NinjaZodiac: 5
[14:15] SmarterChild: 4
[14:16] SmarterChild: 5
[14:16] NinjaZodiac: 678910
[14:16] SmarterChild: 678,910
[14:16] NinjaZodiac: 4782157-23752376724762476
[14:16] SmarterChild: That number's so big, it hurts my head. I'm going to go with 23,718.
[14:17] NinjaZodiac: Oh, the irony.
[14:17] SmarterChild: OH stands for Ohio.

Do you want more information about Ohio?
[14:17] NinjaZodiac: Ohio sucks.
[14:17] SmarterChild: I see. You don't like Ohio? That's interesting.

>>> I have a thesaurus. Type thesaurus (any word) and I'll give you synonyms.
[14:18] NinjaZodiac: thesaurus vagi*na
[14:18] SmarterChild: Which would you like?

1 Look up "vagi*na" in the thesaurus
2 Look up a word in the thesaurus
[14:18] NinjaZodiac: 1
[14:18] SmarterChild: Which of the following would you like?

1 Look up "vagi*na" in the thesaurus
2 Look up "vagi*na in the thesaurus" in the encyclopedia
3 Find ****** in the thesaurus on the Web
4 Look up a word in the thesaurus
[14:18] NinjaZodiac: 1
[14:18] SmarterChild: I\\\\\\\\\'m sorry. I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'m currently undergoing maintenance. P lease check back in a little while. They\\\\\\\'ll be done fixing my brain shortly.

CkVertigo
11-10-2008, 08:06 PM
[16:03] LotadLuv: What>
[16:03] SmarterChild: What up?
[16:03] LotadLuv: ME
[16:03] SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah. You, you, you.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
[16:03] LotadLuv: ME
[16:03] SmarterChild: "Me me me me me."

Whatever!
[16:04] LotadLuv: you're strange.
[16:04] SmarterChild: And you think you're normal?

>>> Don't like my colors? Type colors off.
[16:04] LotadLuv: Yes

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[16:09] LotadLuv: poop
[16:09] SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.

Fail. :3