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Cucumber
12-11-2008, 02:21 AM
So pretty much this team I constructed is the most OU team I have ever made and I call it "The OU Piece Of Crap Team"
Sean's Team (P3N15)

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Opponents team will be revealed during the match!



Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
P3N15 sent out Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
fith dimension sent out Hippowdon (lvl 100 Hippowdon ?).
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Jaroku has entered the room.
Scizor used U-turn.
Hippowdon lost 35% of its health.
P3N15 switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Hippowdon used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Zapdos...
The sandstorm rages.
Zapdos is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Zapdos lost 6% of its health.
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
Hippowdon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hippowdon restored 6% of its health.
I wanted Scizor to get out of there knowing he can't do anything and bring in a relevant poke that can take out Hippo.
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Zapdos used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 53% of its health.
Hippowdon used Toxic.
Zapdos was badly poisoned!
The sandstorm rages.
Zapdos is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Zapdos lost 6% of its health.
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
Zapdos is hurt by poison!
Zapdos lost 6% of its health.
Hippowdon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Hippowdon restored 6% of its health.
Hidden Power didn't do the most but I got a good chunk out of him and I got poisoned which is never good :[
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fith dimension switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Zapdos used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Swampert lost 79% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Zapdos is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Zapdos lost 6% of its health.
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
Zapdos is hurt by poison!
Zapdos lost 12% of its health.
Hidden Power Grass :D
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fith dimension switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Zapdos used Hidden Power.
Flygon lost 32% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Zapdos is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Zapdos lost 6% of its health.
Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little!
Zapdos restored 6% of its health.
Zapdos is hurt by poison!
Zapdos lost 18% of its health.
Because I don't have hidden power ice I have to get out of here.
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P3N15 switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Flygon used Draco Meteor.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 29% of its health.
Flygon's special attack was harshly lowered.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Lol Heatran is a nub
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Jaroku has left the room.
fith dimension switched in Hippowdon (lvl 100 Hippowdon ?).
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Hippowdon lost 25% of its health.
fith dimension's Hippowdon fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
So I knew he would switch and I knew if he switched in to Hippo or Swampy I could take it out.
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fith dimension switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Heatran's attack missed!
Swampert used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 71% of its health.
P3N15's Heatran fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
>___> Swampy had low enough HP to be taken out by fire blast :[[[[[[
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P3N15 switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
Swampert lost 21% of its health.
fith dimension's Swampert fainted.
Mamoswine lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
GTFO SWAMPY
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fith dimension switched in Rhyperior (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?).
P3N15 switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Rhyperior used Stone Edge.
Rhyperior's attack missed!
The sandstorm rages.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon lost 6% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
That miss is because of my fire blast missing >:D
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Rhyperior used Stone Edge.
Vaporeon lost 36% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
It's super effective!
Rhyperior lost 100% of its health.
fith dimension's Rhyperior fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon lost 6% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
Rhyperior is fail seriously........
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fith dimension switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Flygon used Outrage.
Flygon went on a rampage!
Vaporeon lost 55% of its health.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!
The sandstorm rages.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon lost 6% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
I wish up to see what he does and thankfully it doesn't KO and I know what I can do now.
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Vaporeon used Protect.
Vaporeon protected itself!
Flygon used Outrage.
Vaporeon protected itself!
Flygon's rampage ended.
Flygon became confused!
The wish came true!
Vaporeon restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon lost 6% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
Now he knows he can't KO me with Outrage so Ima Surf knowing he will switch...
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fith dimension switched in Claydol (lvl 100 Claydol).
Vaporeon used Surf.
It's super effective!
Claydol lost 69% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon lost 6% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
BADA BING BADA BOOM!
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Claydol used Trick.
Claydol obtained Leftovers!
Vaporeon obtained Choice Scarf!
Vaporeon used Surf.
It's super effective!
Claydol lost 31% of its health.
fith dimension's Claydol fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon lost 6% of its health.
Tricking me is not my biggest problem, I know I can still live a hit from Flygon.
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fith dimension switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Flygon used Earthquake.
Vaporeon lost 45% of its health.
Flygon lost 10% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
Flygon lost 39% of its health.
fith dimension's Flygon fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Vaporeon is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Vaporeon lost 6% of its health.
LOL! I lived at 1% Health ^___^
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fith dimension switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
P3N15 switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Scizor lost 31% of its health.
Mamoswine lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Now for the win......
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Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Mamoswine lost 90% of its health.
fith dimension's Mamoswine fainted.
P3N15 wins!
fith dimension has left the room.
WOOT GG!


Well guys tell me what you think.

-Holland-
12-11-2008, 03:35 AM
Well, at least you can acknowledge that this team is the OU of OU, using all three of Platinum's Hollywood stars ("Hollywood star" is not a compliment; just so you know, coming from a movie fan).

Vaporeons like that can piss me off if I don't beat the living hell out of them in a timely fashion, like that guy didn't do. Props to you for tank sweeping, though.

Otherwise, I'd just say I like the other guy for using Flygon. Coolest Dragon ever.

Cucumber
12-11-2008, 12:18 PM
Well, at least you can acknowledge that this team is the OU of OU, using all three of Platinum's Hollywood stars ("Hollywood star" is not a compliment; just so you know, coming from a movie fan).

Vaporeons like that can piss me off if I don't beat the living hell out of them in a timely fashion, like that guy didn't do. Props to you for tank sweeping, though.

Otherwise, I'd just say I like the other guy for using Flygon. Coolest Dragon ever.

Trust me I will make a war story with my sand storm team which is actually somewhat original.
You can ask so many people, I do not usually use teams like this.
I usually pack 3 UU mons on my team and I do ALOT of UU battles.

-Holland-
12-11-2008, 10:31 PM
Trust me I will make a war story with my sand storm team which is actually somewhat original.
You can ask so many people, I do not usually use teams like this.
I usually pack 3 UU mons on my team and I do ALOT of UU battles.

Well, of course you know the difference. My policy is just using Pokemon I think are awesome, like Lanturn (who's actually a badass special tank). Not necessarily just UUs, because I do like a lot of OU Pokemon, but granted, UU battles are much harder and more varied than OU battles; no strategy is novel in that environment, whereas the highly offensive nature of OU limits your creativity.

Cucumber
12-11-2008, 10:49 PM
Well, of course you know the difference. My policy is just using Pokemon I think are awesome, like Lanturn (who's actually a badass special tank). Not necessarily just UUs, because I do like a lot of OU Pokemon, but granted, UU battles are much harder and more varied than OU battles; no strategy is novel in that environment, whereas the highly offensive nature of OU limits your creativity.

Yeah I know I just wanted a effective team to start off to get used to the platinum metagame.
Well I am going to be posting another War Story soon with a team I created.

atucker22
12-13-2008, 09:53 PM
That is an amazing story, but that really is a crap team.

Cucumber
12-17-2008, 04:37 PM
That is an amazing story, but that really is a crap team.

Do you know anything about team building skills at all?
The team is not crappy, all because it revolves the popular platinum mons does not mean it sucks.
Some people are just ridiculous.
At least Diargo never said it SUCKED.

-Holland-
12-17-2008, 10:24 PM
Do you know anything about team building skills at all?
The team is not crappy, all because it revolves the popular platinum mons does not mean it sucks.
Some people are just ridiculous.
At least Diargo never said it SUCKED.

Yeah, Pokemon are popular because they're effective, and don't necessarily make crappy teams, just infamous ones. Jesse James was infamous, but he was damn good at what he did because no one could really outdo him. It's the same thing.

Cucumber
12-20-2008, 04:20 AM
Yeah, Pokemon are popular because they're effective, and don't necessarily make crappy teams, just infamous ones. Jesse James was infamous, but he was damn good at what he did because no one could really outdo him. It's the same thing.

Yeah.
The team is VERY effective the kid who posted is just retarded and did not point out one huge threat to my team.