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Half a Dollar
06-23-2005, 02:22 AM
2 freestyles
Must be atleast: 10 bars or higher.
That means 20 lines (I'm not exactly sure though >_>, if not, 15 lines)
No deadline.

N8, you may begin0rz.

Amaru
06-23-2005, 04:39 AM
Sorry to invade but the word "freestyle" and the phrase "no deadline" are contradicting. Anyway Nick, you should start, since you called him out.

ElimN8
06-25-2005, 09:11 PM
We battled in a chat. Audience decides winner.

I see you want a piece of this/
And yet you just can't take the heat of this/
Battling me is an impossible feat, you'll miss/
No matter how many shots you take/
I don't have time to waste on you, you're fake/
A flake, an aching back/
I won't diss ya race cuz I ain't black/
But you're still whack, don't forget that/
I'm destined for fame G/
I'm a dangerous game, don't play me/
You gonna get me in a rage B/
You gon have to grow some testes/
Then we'll see/
Who's the hottest MC/
on all of PE/

Half a Dollar
06-25-2005, 09:16 PM
You think you're a danger to me/
Oh really? Chump please/
You're one of them retards who piss on trees/
You are easier to sip than a cup of tea/
You ride everyone on the forum/
No offense, but your freestyle is pure boredom/
You always try to handle a tech nine/
Yet you always get blown off the frontline/
You ride a fake rapper no doubt/
Yet for me, I have more clout/
Then you'll ever have, so don't try/
I don't wanna leave you to cry/
Ride me, no homo/
One of these days you get shot up by a fo-fo/

Incongruity
06-25-2005, 09:17 PM
Omg, nick! You thought of that in just 5 minutes? :eek:

I am awed by your super fast rapping skillz.





But I have to vote for..... (edit in later)

Amaru
06-26-2005, 01:49 PM
I dont know how long it took to write those buut frm what I can see, Half a Dollar's is better flowed. Lyrically Elimn8 was better, but it doesnt seem to flow as well.. Depends on what one thinks is more important. Im leaning towards Half a Dollar but I cant decide yet. Keep going if you will, Elimn8 make me change my vote, Im more than willing to.

ElimN8
06-28-2005, 04:33 AM
Gladly.

Was that s*** supposed to wow me?/
I've had women more manly than your punkass plow me/
You needa get your facts straight, this' ElimN8/
The f***ing master of fates/
If I'm a retard b****, you must be in a vegetative state/
F***bag/
I don't hate without a very good reason/
And your flows are about as truthful as an act of treason/
You're just a misfit/
You talk pathetic bouts of bullshit/
I won't permit a twit like you to front me, you're unfit/
To take on my madness, you're tasteless and I happen/
To know a thing or two about guns/
S*** I know you've never held, son/
So why don't you run along in your long john's/
listen to Elmo's Song, while I undo thongs and lick bonbons/
I must admit this has been fun in the longrun/
Now don't get mad and yell cuz I won hun/
When you're ready to grow up/
Then the real battles will have begun. And one

::JD::
06-28-2005, 04:58 AM
I don't think your supposed to censor your lyrics like f*** I wanted to but this is a kid's forum.

ElimN8
06-28-2005, 05:10 AM
I don't think your supposed to censor your lyrics like f*** I wanted to but this is a kid's forum.Do me a favor and never say those five words again. If a kid can manage to figure out which cussword is which by starting letter alone, chances are he/she already knows all the swears in the dictionary, and therefore can suffer no further traumatic, post-profane emotional harm, as is so clearly documented in "How to be Anal About Everything", by Harry Kim.

Besides which, I'm not going to make people take an hour trying to figure out which word I meant and in what context I meant it in with "************" appearing every 5 lines. :rolleyes:

MystiKal
06-28-2005, 05:11 AM
Nate's going too get my vote here, I liked his flow and choice of words better then what Nick had.

::JD::
06-28-2005, 07:15 AM
Do me a favor and never say those five words again. If a kid can manage to figure out which cussword is which by starting letter alone, chances are he/she already knows all the swears in the dictionary, and therefore can suffer no further traumatic, post-profane emotional harm, as is so clearly documented in "How to be Anal About Everything", by Harry Kim.

Besides which, I'm not going to make people take an hour trying to figure out which word I meant and in what context I meant it in with "************" appearing every 5 lines. :rolleyes:
It's not my rule. Look here. http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8953&page=1

ElimN8
06-28-2005, 03:09 PM
Tamer's a URPG mod, and it's not against the forum rules, so I'm disregarding it. He can take it up with me if it's that big of a deal.

Incongruity
06-28-2005, 04:30 PM
as is so clearly documented in "How to be Anal About Everything", by Harry Kim

0mG! SIGGED!


I think n8's doing a bit better, and you can't really tell flow without a background beat imo

::JD::
06-28-2005, 04:39 PM
Aw,f*** it! The last freestyle board let you say what you pleased as long as it was censored. That's how things should run here.

I say Nick won Round 1. But he still has to post for Round 2.

Incongruity
06-28-2005, 04:59 PM
yea, not only that, you guys are forgetting the Forum Rules (http://tinyurl.com/e2vne)


The updated rules clearly absolve n8 of any wrongdoing he has commited.

JohtoTrainer
06-28-2005, 05:55 PM
Yea, there's no rule against it. Aslong as it's censored. Maybe it's an unwritten rule, but then again it's not really a rule now then is it?

Half a Dollar
06-28-2005, 07:50 PM
First of all, you can't ElimN8 crap/
Your rhymes are country, this is rap/
Lick bonbons? You suck lolipops/
Right then your manhood went chop chop/
Why the f*** are you trying to best me/
I will WASTE you, just wait and see/
Me talkin bull? Naw man, that's you/
These rhymes will slice up you and your crew/
You just a lame/
In the rap game for the money and fame/
Your raps make me sad/
"You're just a misfit", nah you're just mad/
This is the Takeover homie, you gon die/
You gon be a servant, get a piece of my pie/
You started, now I'm gon end/
You and your ******* friends/
You won? Oh is that so?/
Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the dro/
Because you already lost my boy/
I came here to speak, not here to bring joy/

::JD::
06-28-2005, 09:03 PM
Nice. :cool: That flowed pretty smoothly. Let's see what the other judges think.

ElimN8
06-28-2005, 09:54 PM
yea, not only that, you guys are forgetting the Forum Rules (http://tinyurl.com/e2vne)


The updated rules clearly absolve n8 of any wrongdoing he has commited.
lmao

See? I told you guys

Anyways, vote muthafuggas. :cool:

::JD::
06-28-2005, 10:36 PM
You both did good, but I gonna have to say Half a Buck on this one.

paperfairy
06-29-2005, 08:56 PM
O.O

This is a LOT better than on the radio...

Anyways, I love them, both, but Nick's flowed a lot better. Sorry Nate, but my vote goes to Nick.

-GT

Thoughts: Sorry Ssk,but rules are MEANT to be broken.

Amaru
07-15-2005, 03:41 PM
Sorry to necromance but ive been off for a LONG time and i just wanted to post my vote.. Elimn8 totally pwned imo.. It was way more hardcore and original. More boasting and exaggurating about his own skills than attacking Nicks skills, thats how battle raps should be. :wink: