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Visual
06-24-2005, 05:25 AM
What's the craziest stuff you do on Xbox Live? Well, other than telling various random people "I love you" and "You sound super sexy" or "I'm sitting next to your mom", a typical Halo 2 session might go something like this:

Me: You ready?!

My friend, Cody: Heyul yeah!

Me: EARTH

Cody: FIRE

Me: WIND

Cody: WATER

Me: HEART

Cody: GO PLANET!!

Me: With your powers combined, I'm CAPTAIN PLANET!

Both of us: CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S OUR HERO GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO
HE'S OUR POWERS MAGNIFIED AND HE'S ON THE PLANET'S SIDE
CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S OUR HERO GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO
GONNA HELP HIM PUT ASUNDER BAD GUYS WHO LIKE TO LOOT AND PLUNDER

Me: You'll pay for this Captain Planet!!

Both of us: WE'RE THE PLANETEERS YOU CAN BE ONE TOO CAUSE SAVING THE PLANET IS THE THING TO DO
LOOTING AND POLLUTING IS NOT THE WAY
HEAR WHAT CAPTAIN PLANET HAS TO SAY:
THE POWER IS YOURS!!!


By this time, both of us have racked up at least 10 frags.

Sometimes we blare the Jurassic Park theme song as loud as we can, too.

MystiKal
06-24-2005, 05:35 AM
Hmm if I was playing with you I would call you the typical n00b and turn off the mic. kthxbie

Visual
06-24-2005, 05:51 AM
Wow, everybody's so nice today.

Pidgeot79
06-24-2005, 08:01 AM
What's the craziest stuff you do on Xbox Live? Well, other than telling various random people "I love you" and "You sound super sexy" or "I'm sitting next to your mom", a typical Halo 2 session might go something like this:

Me: You ready?!

My friend, Cody: Heyul yeah!

Me: EARTH

Cody: FIRE

Me: WIND

Cody: WATER

Me: HEART

Cody: GO PLANET!!

Me: With your powers combined, I'm CAPTAIN PLANET!

Both of us: CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S OUR HERO GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO
HE'S OUR POWERS MAGNIFIED AND HE'S ON THE PLANET'S SIDE
CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S OUR HERO GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO
GONNA HELP HIM PUT ASUNDER BAD GUYS WHO LIKE TO LOOT AND PLUNDER

Me: You'll pay for this Captain Planet!!

Both of us: WE'RE THE PLANETEERS YOU CAN BE ONE TOO CAUSE SAVING THE PLANET IS THE THING TO DO
LOOTING AND POLLUTING IS NOT THE WAY
HEAR WHAT CAPTAIN PLANET HAS TO SAY:
THE POWER IS YOURS!!!


By this time, both of us have racked up at least 10 frags.

Sometimes we blare the Jurassic Park theme song as loud as we can, too.

OMG, Captain Planet pwnz. I would join you if only I had X-Box live.

Nick
06-25-2005, 03:23 AM
Well, on PS2 Online (I know it's not Xbox Live, but I wanted to post), I tend to just say stupid crap like "I thought we were buddies guys" and "So this is how it's gonna end between us?" when they don't talk to me (considering it's my first time talking to them).

Also, I asked one guy to call me just to be an idiot (I am a guy, and no I'm not gay).

Visual
06-25-2005, 05:51 AM
Well, on PS2 Online (I know it's not Xbox Live, but I wanted to post), I tend to just say stupid crap like "I thought we were buddies guys" and "So this is how it's gonna end between us?" when they don't talk to me (considering it's my first time talking to them).

Also, I asked one guy to call me just to be an idiot (I am a guy, and no I'm not gay).

Yeah, we know you're not, I do that too.