King Manyula
07-03-2005, 05:33 PM
Yah, so this is my first fic ever and it's about Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi and all their friends. It's genres are Comedy/Adventure/Romance/Action and it contains sex, drugs, violence and language so please be advised. If you can't see Toad's or anyone else with bright writing, please high-light with your mouse.
~Mario bros~
Our story begins with Mario and Luigi, at home, lounging around.
Luigi: Uh…Mario?
Mario: What-za? Don’t you-a see that you just interrupted my
Italian soap opera?
Luigi: We’ve just ran out of extra cheese and pepperoni pizza!
Mario starts crying
Mario:*sniff* Antonio has murdered Giorgio! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Luigi: *muttering* stupid older brother…..
Mario: *sniff, sniff* what was that?
Luigi: Nothing!
Phone starts ringing. Mario lifts it up.
Mario: Hello? It’s-za Mari-
Peach: *Screams* Mario! *Quietens* and what’s your brother’s name? Come quick! It’s urgent! Please!
Mario: Mama-mia! Luigi! Quick! Peach is in trouble!
Luigi: Awwwww! I wanna stay and play with my new Ninja-turtle Donetello action figure, with pizza-firing action! Teenage Mutant Ninja-turtles! Teenage Mutant Ninja-turtles......
Mario: Oh, come on!
So Mario and Luigi trek through Mushroom kingdom, until they reach the castle. Mario swings open the door so vigorously; it hits Toad in the face.
Mario: Hello! Anybody home?
Peach: Mario! And what’s his name, come quick! I’m in my private bathroom!
Luigi: Dammit! My f**cking name is Luigi! Get it right you bimbo!
Peach: WHAAAAAAT DID HE SAY!?
Luigi: Heh, heh, nothing your majesty!
Mario: Both of you STOP! Helping Peach is what’s important!
Peach: You tell him!
Mario: I’m talking to you too!
Toad: Ow, have you forgotten about me!?
Mario: Yeah, whatever, let’s-za go Luigi!
Toad gets an evil look in his face.
Toad: Look at those two! All heroic-like! But what they do not know is that I am evil! I will become a cross between a Goomba and a Toad. My physical form, a Toad, but all the evil of a Goomba! Then I’ll have my revenge. Sweet, sweet, REVENGE! Mwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha!
Meanwhile, the scene switches as Mario and Luigi arrive at Peaches private bathroom.
Mario: MAMA-MIA!!!!!!!
There are naked pictures of Mario, Mario dressing up as Britney Spears and kissing Justin Timberlake cardboard cut-out, Mario reading hardcore Italian porn, Mario on the toilet......
Mario: Peach! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THESE PICTURES!?
Peach: Heh, heh…..Wario gave them to me.
Mario: Did he tell you about our nude pillow-fight?
Peach: Huh?
Mario: Anyway-za, what seems to be the problem?
Peach: Oh Mario, my hair accessory has fallen in the toilet! I’m afraid to get my hands dirty, and Mario, since you’re a plumber, can you get it out please?
Mario: What-za!? You interrupted Italian Love for this? Antonio killed Giorgio!
Peach: Yeah….I know! I was in tears when I was watching it….Oh I got Toadette to tape it for me!
Mario: Oh-a please can I watch it? Did you see when that American doctor Dr. McDonaldson kissed Louisa while she was injured?
Peach: Oh yeah! I’m so happy for her! I can’t wait for tomorrow’s episode…..
Mario fishes out Peaches hair accessory while they are deep in conversation.
Luigi: Uh guys….
Peach: Now what, you green-faced *******?
Luigi: I hate to interrupt your little “chit-chat” but, I suggest you look at the swarm of Koopas coming out of the toilet pipes!
To Be Continued…
~Mario bros~
Our story begins with Mario and Luigi, at home, lounging around.
Luigi: Uh…Mario?
Mario: What-za? Don’t you-a see that you just interrupted my
Italian soap opera?
Luigi: We’ve just ran out of extra cheese and pepperoni pizza!
Mario starts crying
Mario:*sniff* Antonio has murdered Giorgio! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Luigi: *muttering* stupid older brother…..
Mario: *sniff, sniff* what was that?
Luigi: Nothing!
Phone starts ringing. Mario lifts it up.
Mario: Hello? It’s-za Mari-
Peach: *Screams* Mario! *Quietens* and what’s your brother’s name? Come quick! It’s urgent! Please!
Mario: Mama-mia! Luigi! Quick! Peach is in trouble!
Luigi: Awwwww! I wanna stay and play with my new Ninja-turtle Donetello action figure, with pizza-firing action! Teenage Mutant Ninja-turtles! Teenage Mutant Ninja-turtles......
Mario: Oh, come on!
So Mario and Luigi trek through Mushroom kingdom, until they reach the castle. Mario swings open the door so vigorously; it hits Toad in the face.
Mario: Hello! Anybody home?
Peach: Mario! And what’s his name, come quick! I’m in my private bathroom!
Luigi: Dammit! My f**cking name is Luigi! Get it right you bimbo!
Peach: WHAAAAAAT DID HE SAY!?
Luigi: Heh, heh, nothing your majesty!
Mario: Both of you STOP! Helping Peach is what’s important!
Peach: You tell him!
Mario: I’m talking to you too!
Toad: Ow, have you forgotten about me!?
Mario: Yeah, whatever, let’s-za go Luigi!
Toad gets an evil look in his face.
Toad: Look at those two! All heroic-like! But what they do not know is that I am evil! I will become a cross between a Goomba and a Toad. My physical form, a Toad, but all the evil of a Goomba! Then I’ll have my revenge. Sweet, sweet, REVENGE! Mwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha!
Meanwhile, the scene switches as Mario and Luigi arrive at Peaches private bathroom.
Mario: MAMA-MIA!!!!!!!
There are naked pictures of Mario, Mario dressing up as Britney Spears and kissing Justin Timberlake cardboard cut-out, Mario reading hardcore Italian porn, Mario on the toilet......
Mario: Peach! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THESE PICTURES!?
Peach: Heh, heh…..Wario gave them to me.
Mario: Did he tell you about our nude pillow-fight?
Peach: Huh?
Mario: Anyway-za, what seems to be the problem?
Peach: Oh Mario, my hair accessory has fallen in the toilet! I’m afraid to get my hands dirty, and Mario, since you’re a plumber, can you get it out please?
Mario: What-za!? You interrupted Italian Love for this? Antonio killed Giorgio!
Peach: Yeah….I know! I was in tears when I was watching it….Oh I got Toadette to tape it for me!
Mario: Oh-a please can I watch it? Did you see when that American doctor Dr. McDonaldson kissed Louisa while she was injured?
Peach: Oh yeah! I’m so happy for her! I can’t wait for tomorrow’s episode…..
Mario fishes out Peaches hair accessory while they are deep in conversation.
Luigi: Uh guys….
Peach: Now what, you green-faced *******?
Luigi: I hate to interrupt your little “chit-chat” but, I suggest you look at the swarm of Koopas coming out of the toilet pipes!
To Be Continued…