View Full Version : Rap Battle: FLIP Joven VS !CeMAn

FLIP Joven
07-04-2005, 03:45 AM
Ok, I'm ready to start it. So I have to go first?

07-05-2005, 03:46 AM
:ermm: Holy crapfish...

i was waiting for this yesterday.. Bring it on, chump :cool:.

24 hours after your post, if i haven't replied- you win.

FLIP Joven
07-05-2005, 07:27 AM
Ok, I'm ready let's get to business:

Ok, I'm just a rookie
but I'm not gonna back out and play hookie
I'm gonna battle til' you get all you can handle
I won't stop until I leave you flip-floppin' like sandals
I'm gonna bring it til' everyone's ears star ringin'
I don't need to be cocky like you are, I don't need to be treated like a star
I don't need to cuss even on the last bar, like other rap superstars
I don't need to ride that bus like everyone else, that's not a must
I don't need to be all tough like Rocky, but I'm gonna make it hard to stop me
All of that lacks originality, a lot of rappers do that in reality
I'm young, but don't treat me like my raps mean none
Don't call me a chump, cause I can bring some, I can "think outside the bun"
I'm not afraid, I'm not gonna run
I wanna be treated seriously, I'm grown man business, don't look at me deliriously
Yeah, my rhymes might be weak, but if you wanna criticize you're just another leech
Don't treat me like I'm a dog on a leash, cause you never know, I might have somethin' to teach
I can school you without talkin' like I'm from the streets if I got to
So look, I'm givin' you respect, that's what it's all about, but if you gotta talk get it off you chest right now, say it loud and proud, try to break me down, til' my face hits the ground

07-05-2005, 11:22 PM
i said 'Show me what you got' - gosh,
thought you had somethin
But i guess not, punk, that's junk that you're bustin!
Don't "think outside the bun", think up a better verse.
Hey, look on the bright side:
You can't get any worse!
i think i should school YOU..
Teach you who to challenge and teach you who NOT TO!
i hope this beating is everything you anticipated..
Rookie, consider yourself initiated!
i may be cocky but i'm tough, hate Rocky and i cuss, i ride the bus- so what?
i'm still a superstar!!
See, i'm the MC P2K loves to hate;
i'm just That Damn Good,
Like Triple H!
My rhymes hit you like a sledgehammer crackin your dome,
With my Pedigree flow, i'll 0Wn you, Flip Jove!
You're in the deep end, bail out before you drown!
Shut the fook up and sit the fook down!

FLIP Joven
07-06-2005, 10:02 AM
Yes that's what I was anticipatin', cause I knew I was gonna be shut down by the best
Well, you're that good like Triple H? Well, I guess if I suck so bad then I'm Cripple H huh?
Even if you did hit me with a sledgehammer, and I fell flat on the rug, I'm still gonna pour like blood and start a whole flood
Yes, I'm gettin' worse by the minute, I'm gettin' worse that my rhymes are covered with dust in it
I don't care if I'm gettin' worse, I fade out all the time like shirts
You're a superstar, but sometimes when act like that you're not gonna go far
Since when did rap become the WWE? If you wanna be a big shot and go take the lead
This is something I don't need
This right here is stupid it's like I'm working for a degree for no reason
This is nothing good for me
I'd rather drown, than see you earn the crown
I'd rather be beat, than watch you go on and on showing off round after round
You act like the freakin' god the way you sound
You act like you're a champ even if you don't have a belt around your waist,
and you still got that swagger written on your face
Look, I'm doing this to test myself, if you haven't noticed, this isn't a real battle so you need help

07-07-2005, 12:42 AM
You gotta stop this now, before you hurt yourself!
My rhymes are slits to your wrist- they'll squirt your self!
And you better get used to me showing off my skills/
cuz when i'm grippin the mic tight i kill!
i got my Jason mask right here..
bloody overalls/ it's a lyrical free-4-all!
You can flood the whole forum with your babble and whine/
i'll put you down, no hassle, each and every time!
You got a lot of nerve to go another round with me/
one more beating and the smack-down is free!
it takes a lot more than nerve to strip this crown from me!
i'll put you down fast, in a flash your back is ass-flat to the mat,
like you got power bombed-BLAM!!
By Kevin Nash!
These raps attack you, snap, pop & crack you/
Like a bowl of corn flakes, your the perfect snack, dude!
i'll eat you alive, bust you open like a beehive hive!
But YOU'RE the one in the hornet's nest now/
Did i not just tell you??
Sit the FOOK DOWN!

FLIP Joven
07-07-2005, 04:59 AM
This isn't another verse. Alright I'm just gonna end it, you have a lot of talent.
Whoa, you won. Dang, you're way better than me. I have to give you props, I guess this was worth a shot, nice battle. You killed me, I pretty much sucked. You won, cause I know that I'm not that good. :cool:

07-08-2005, 12:05 AM
Whew! i'm glad it's over... :goofy:

Don't be so hard on yourself, you had a few good plays there. The "blood pouring/ flood the rug" was a nice touch. i'm not that good, geez. Thanks for the props though. You did good.