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Old 09-22-2007, 04:40 AM
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Default Re: Place Riddles and Retorical Questions here

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Originally Posted by Trainer of Shadows View Post
You are a smart one.
Heres one. How many animals of each gender did moses bring on the ark?
Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

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Originally Posted by Empoleonx2 View Post
Good good right answer..^

Now for some of the questions.

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
They all made me think!
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