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Old 07-08-2009, 06:40 PM
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[8:32:51 PM] Rebecca: what's your favorite flavor of kool-aid?
[8:33:01 PM] Jessu: fruit punch.
[8:33:01 PM] Austin: The Conduit, probably
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[8:53:28 PM] Jessu: tongue-kiss it better
[8:53:33 PM] Jessu: it makes everything better
[8:53:40 PM] Jessu: that and sex
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[7/6/2009 10:12:08 PM] Austin: F*CK ME
[7/6/2009 10:12:08 PM] *** Rebecca has changed the conversation topic to "in bed" ***
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[7/6/2009 9:44:32 PM] *** Jessu has changed the conversation topic to "Austin gets closer to death each time he farts and wears little panties and puts makeup on because he's a homosexual that wears a bra for a hat and everybody knows about it now" ***
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[11:56:18 PM] Austin: I love sh*t
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[1:21:47 PM] Jessu: who wants to hear my swear at the house phone
[1:21:53 PM] Jessu: *me
[1:21:57 PM] Mitch: me
[1:22:24 PM] Jessu: WHAT THE F*CK.
[1:22:33 PM] Jessu: i told them their mom was horrible in bed AND THEY CALL BACK
[1:23:17 PM] Mitch: OH
[1:23:21 PM] Mitch: psychos
[1:23:31 PM] Mitch: do a seinfeld thing
[1:23:41 PM] Jessu: ..it was my mom
[1:23:42 PM] Jessu: LOL
[1:23:47 PM] Mitch: OH
[1:23:49 PM] Mitch: sh*t
[1:24:09 PM] Jessu: good thing i said it in spanish.
[1:24:09 PM] Jessu: XD
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[3:10:15 PM] Rebecca: I love iced ...
[3:10:54 PM] Austin: SH*T
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[2:09:21 PM] Mitch: i love you
[2:09:29 PM] Austin: Damn right you do
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[2:33:07 PM] Austin: This is probably the funniest thing I've ever hear
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[4:43:00 PM] Mitch: tampons are great
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[9:12:24 PM] Jessu: person that posts under me needs to get laid.
[9:12:25 PM] Austin: k
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[10:19:41 PM] Jessu: i love knowing when i'm being fapped to.
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[12:08:34 AM] Austin: Though, I do love my hair
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[12:15:05 AM] Jessu: I have boobs.
[12:15:08 AM] Austin: I've got both
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[12:07:37 PM] Austin: fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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[1:04:11 PM] Jessu: AWWW
[1:04:16 PM] Jessu: A BIRD JUST FLEW INTO THE WINDOW
[1:04:18 PM] Austin: Poor guy
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[11:10:08 PM] Rebecca: don't smoke, kids :I
[11:10:10 PM] Jessu: MITCH was poisoned!
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[7:35:12 PM] Zach: k brb tiem 2 kill myself
[7:35:16 PM] Jessu: kk have fun
[7:35:17 PM] Jessu: use a condom
[7:35:26 PM] Zach: 2 kill myself?!!?
[7:35:42 PM] Patrick: http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...ggie_snake.jpg
[7:35:46 PM] Mitch: wrap t around ur hed
[7:35:52 PM] Jessu: which one
[7:36:07 PM] Mitch: the bigger one
[7:36:13 PM] Jessu: that could be either.
[7:36:31 PM] Mitch: the one that he spits out of
[7:36:39 PM] Jessu: that could be either.
[7:36:51 PM] Mitch: the one that gets red when he's mad
[7:37:00 PM] Jessu: that could be either.
[7:37:10 PM] Mitch: the one on his neck
[7:37:26 PM] Jessu: that could be either.
[7:37:51 PM] Mitch: the one that your mother kisses before bed
[7:37:55 PM] Jessu: that could be either.
[7:38:53 PM] Mitch: the one he washes before work
[7:38:56 PM] Jessu: that could be either.
[7:39:35 PM] Mitch: the one that gets happy just by looking at it
[7:39:38 PM] Jessu: that could be either.
[7:39:55 PM] Mitch: the one you put a helmet on before you go riding
[7:39:59 PM] Jessu: that could be either.
[7:42:44 PM] Mitch: the one that gets itchy on a hot day
[7:42:49 PM] Jessu: that could be either.
[7:44:45 PM] Patrick: are we talking about head?
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Originally Posted by Willow View Post
Wait. What is White Text?
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Aimee (9:51:00 AM): its hard
Jessu (9:51:07 AM): I know what else is hard.
Aimee (9:51:08 AM): like your p3nis
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Jessu (10:48:55 AM): FROOT LOOPS
Jessu (10:48:57 AM): MAKES ME SMILE
Jessu (10:49:00 AM): AND POOP RAINBOWS
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Originally Posted by Alana Marie View Post
Science MAKES your soul. It makes my soul. Yes it does. I love science. It makes me happy in ways I never imagined.
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Dr. House (11:36:34 AM): you got eggs? :o
Jessu (11:36:45 AM): ya.
Jessu (11:36:49 AM): it's called ovaries.
Jessu (11:36:49 AM): XD
Dr. House (11:37:30 AM): What do men have again? XD
Jessu (11:37:38 AM): TESTES!
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Dr. House (10:52:39 AM): wtf, ovaries look funneh.
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Originally Posted by Operative View Post
I like it hard.
[ That's what she said. ]
If it's soft, it seems soggy and unappealing to eat.
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[5:19:56 PM] Austin: Sure.
[5:20:02 PM] Austin: That'd be grate.
[5:20:46 PM] Jessu: stop using homonyms
[5:21:17 PM] Meshi: hi
[5:21:20 PM] Jessu: high
[5:21:21 PM] Jessu: dammit
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[8:27:12 PM] Jessu: but i'm not male ...
[8:27:12 PM] Steak: not really
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[6:54:28 PM] Rebecca: one time, I bought this sandwich]
[6:54:30 PM] Austin: This girl made some cupcakes this week and gave me one.
[6:54:34 PM] Rebecca: and I bit into it
[6:54:36 PM] Austin: It was the best cupcake I ever did have.
[6:54:42 PM] Rebecca: and then I saw there was a dead roach inside
[6:54:44 PM] Austin: And there was a fortune in it?
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[8:14:22 PM] Red: Miranda you're like a wet sack of flour. You just lay there. :(
[8:14:25 PM] Meshi: I think I'm like a sack of potatoes
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[9:54:37 PM] Steak: my butt's dumb
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[6:11:55 PM] Austin: SCARY MOFO
[6:11:57 PM] Austin: SH*T
[6:11:58 PM] Austin: F*CKAH
[6:12:01 PM] Austin: BEEEYOTCH
[6:12:03 PM] Austin: GANSTALICIOUS
[6:12:06 PM] Austin: HOMIE
[6:12:08 PM] Austin: CRIB
[6:12:09 PM] Austin: WHAT UP
[6:12:33 PM] Jeѕѕυ: austin i will have nightmares tonight
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[5/12/2010 9:52:45 PM] Jessu: my mind is a sugarcoated wonderland filled with exotic pieces from the land of poopy covered rainbows and magical dancing butt ponies
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[19:02] Steak: >>implying implications
[19:02] Isaiah: Jr
[19:02] Husnain: [20:00:54] Husnainisme: >>implying jr is not a girl
[19:02] Isaiah: NO STEAK
[19:02] Isaiah: I SAY THAT
[19:02] Isaiah: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[19:02] Steak: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[19:02] Jr: i am
[19:02] Husnain: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[19:02] Jr: JUSTIN BIEBER
[19:02] Isaiah: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[19:02] Jr: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[19:02] Isaiah: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[19:02] Steak: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[19:02] Isaiah: Jr is award
[19:02] Isaiah: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[19:02] Husnain: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
[19:02] Steak: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[19:02] Isaiah: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Originally Posted by Haze View Post
Get back to the kitchen

It's fullproof!
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Originally Posted by Ridley View Post
Mine does, because getting more posts turns me on!!

Post Count: The New Viagra.
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Originally Posted by Sixto View Post
No weeds! Sex yes, just no weed! >:(
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Originally Posted by ReclusiveDemon View Post
>that entire post

That's nice.
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Originally Posted by 8-Bit View Post
Ah yes, I can remember the first time I went to the zoo.

I saw everything there, Dragons, Gears, Ice-Creams, oh it was so fun. (:
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[19:55] Mario: I bet this chick is going to blow!
[19:55] Mario: like in a good way
[19:55] Jessu: lolollollol
[19:56] Mario: oh you
[19:56] Mario: and your head
[19:56] Jessu: mmmmmmmm
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[20:03] Mario: but that banana
[20:03] Mario: ...
[20:03] Mario: XD
[20:04] Jessu: OH DAT BANANA
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